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ddanmeissu · 2 years

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posting a wip of angel!xl now so that i'll guilt myself into actually finishing it later lmao

EDIT: YEAH NO IM NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS.

#idk how to draw wings.....#or his cursed shackles #or what his expression should be #sigh #i was just thinking about a modern au with clumsy angel xie lian who has been sent to earth to be hong-er's guardian angel #and they spend a few months being happy together but then xl is forcibly sent back to heaven bc he's been meddling too much with mortals #leaving poor baby hc alone and thinking that maybe he really is unlovable but he still continues to pray and look for his angel #meanwhile in heaven the once seraphim turned angel xie lian is once again admonished by ~~god~~ heavenly emperor jun wu as punishment is #sent to be spend a lifetime as a human filled with bad luck and suffering #idk what else happens but obvs hc and xl meet again and fall in love etc etc #in the end there's gonna be a part where hc is about to get killed or smthn but xl saves him and sacrifices himself instead #hc is left crying over the still mortal body of xl and as he confesses his undyng love for xl a burst of light hits him and xl's angel form #is revealed and xl gives him one last beatific smile as he ascends once again to heaven #more plot stuff happen idk but they manage to overthrow jun wu and make heaven a better place again the end #lmao #tgcf

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rubra-wav · 2 months

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The Main Hazbin cast x taking care of sick reader

A/N : I'm going off of flu-like symptoms type sickness for this one

Cw: Sfw, gn reader, Niffty being strange asf - injection mentions

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Charlie

- no. 1 caretaker of those who are sick istg (in theory at least)

- She pulls out every single thing; medicine, soup, heating bottles, electrolyte drinks, extra blankets, entertainment stuff, etc. Etc.

- She will straight up fixate upon you getting better so you can come back to group exercises without the others worrying about your contagiousness.

- The only issue with her is that she won't leave you alone like at all.

- Vaggie needs to come drag her out so she'll stop talking about all the 'work' you've missed while you've been away recovering and all the theory behind it while you're trying to rest.

- Charlie 100% gets sick as well.

- Probably will try to keep hugging you and stuff like that, disregarding your grossness because she doesn't want you to feel 'lonely'.

Vaggie

- Understandably a bit avoidant of you, but not straight up averse.

- She needs to stay in top shape to guard the hotel.

- She would wear a mask around you and come see you still in short intervals, though, bringing you some stuff you need occasionally.

- insists you stay in your room so the hotel doesn't have a sweep of whatever the hell you have. Even with you wearing a mask or something yourself, she's iffy.

- Apologises each time she has to pull Charlie out of your room so you can sleep in peace.

- Also apologises when Alastor and Niffty show up to be menaces.

- Wants you to get better probably just as much as Charlie does.

- But mostly so she'll stop having to personally come drag away her overly good-natured girlfriend and the other two.

- Probably ends up getting sick eventually because Charlie ends up getting sick.

Angel Dust

- Avoids you like the plague.

- If he has to give you stuff, he will just leave it outside, knock, then bolt.

- Would probably talk with you over phone calls a fair bit while you're bedridden.

- The absolute last thing Angel needs is to get sick in his mind. It's not sexy at all, and with the hours he works?

- Fucking hell no.

- And he doesn't want to find out if there's a kink about that.

- Sorry, not sorry, but he's staying away.

- Would probably dress in a sexy nurse outfit while he delivers stuff to your door as a joke.

- If you don't answer the door, he'll assume you are asleep and will send a selfie with whatever he's left at your door and send it to you with some kind of 'get well soon' esque message so you know it's there.

- Wants you to get better but isn't gonna actively take any kinds of risks.

Husk

- Would also not want to be around you.

- Another person with a 'I can't get sick with my job' mindset.

- Would probably just purely communicate over messages, wouldn't actually come up to your door.

- May make you special (nonalcoholic ofc) drinks to help you recover and get someone else to send them up to you - makes the excuse that he needs to be at his 'post' at all times so he can't himself.

- I hc him as secretly being really good at cooking and liking to, so makes you lots of soups and things like that.

- Annoyed because he then has to deal with other people complaining about why he isn't making food for them as well.

- He's confident you're going to get better so doesn't really care all that much.

Pentious

- He's genuinely worried.

- Both for himself, but also for you as well.

- He comes from a time where people got what you got and died very quickly with no treatment available, so he's scared shitless about it even if everyone's insisting it's not going to kill you.

- Doesn't go see you in person because he's freaked out about it, but sends his eggs to come talk to you, ask you how you are and deliver messages from him to you every day.

- Will lie and say he doesn't care at all, then probably go cry in private about it.

- When it's clear you're no longer sick, he's going to be so relieved.

- Will probably genuinely show physical affection without thinking about it.

- Glomps you via wrapping himself around you, and then acts like it never happened.

Alastor

- He's such an awful cunt the whole time.

- Always shows up to go see you but its only to laugh at you like you're the funniest thing ever.

- Will bring you stuff, but it's very obviously not goof faith.

- He cannot get sick off of normal things, so he's all up in your business the whole time he decides it's 'go bother (name)!' Time.

- If you're delirious with temperature he'll probably openly talk to you about certain secret things because if you remember and bring them up he can just gaslight you about it.

- "Oh (name), you must be misremembering because you were so unwell!"

- He is the absolute worst about you being sick.

- Vaggie is your saviour in this situation, shooing him out of your room when she realises that he's once again back.

Niffty

- Okay, Alastor is objectively the worst, but Niffty is also fucking terrible.

- She's seemingly good faith with her bs at least, though.

- Acts like the insanest, most unhinged nurse taking care of a child with you.

- Will be there trying to cram food and drink down your throat aggressively, spoon feeding you things while gripping your mouth open way too hard.

- Dresses up like a nurse as well, courtesy of Alastor of course.

- Will show up with God knows what in syringes and try to inject them into you.

- Probably will try get a blood sample from you as well for some terrifying reason.

- You probably end up tripping balls at some point because she's injected you with some unidentifiable substance.

- Also needs to be escorted out by Vaggie so you aren't straight up killed by her attempts to... help(?) You get better. The motivation is unclear.

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I may also make one about reader taking care of them when they're sick too atsp 🤔

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lolasimms · 1 year

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hcs about your married life with abby pls 🙇🏽‍♀️

wife abby headcanons pt.1

part 2 part 3

౨ৎ she’s an early bird and is almost always up at 6 am.

౨ৎ starts her morning off with cuddling you and then she’s off to the gym.

౨ৎ you wake up to an empty bed most mornings which usually you rant to her about.

౨ৎ your breakfast is usually simple, overnight oats and fruit, which she bullies you for.

౨ৎ she on the other hand insists on eating a high protein breakfast, for “gains”.

౨ৎ she’s a certified gym rat, which you find super hot.

౨ৎ when you’re really horny she takes pre-workout to make sure her stamina is up for you.

౨ৎ this usually leaves you saddle sore and aching for the next two days

౨ৎ she gets off on your overly domestic nature, especially when you take care of her.

౨ৎ if she’s got a cold or a throat infection you always pamper her and insist on feeding her soups and tea.

౨ৎ most weekends are spent lounging around the house as she’s not a very social person, neither are you.

౨ৎ some weekends are also spent at her father, Jerry’s place.

౨ৎ the three of you make dinners, play board games and he loves breaking out the photo album to embarrass her.

౨ৎ she earns a lot (she’s a doctor) so she’s always spoiling you.

౨ৎ loves to wine and dine you, especially when you both have time off work.

౨ৎ she can only cook staple meals, so she’s always impressed by the food you make for her.

౨ৎ she tends to overwork herself and usually comes back home tired.

౨ৎ despite the fact that she comes home exhausted she still insists on pleasing you.

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“Abs we shouldn’t, you just got off a 12 hour shift, you need to rest.” You press your wife but she’s ignoring you and pulling you into her.

“Doesn’t matter baby, I’m perfectly fine. Need to please my wife, you know what they say.” Both her hands are griping your thighs and pulling you towards the end of the bed.

“What do they say?” You question, accepting defeat, and allowing her to manhandle you.

“Happy wife, happy life.” In one quick motion, she’s tugged your pyjama shorts, along with your underwear off.

“What if you fall asleep mid eating pussy and I crush you to death?”

“Trust me baby, death by your pussy would probably be the best way for me to die.”

You tried scooching up toward the pillows , but Abby’s hands had a tight grip on your thighs. She wasn't going to let you get away. You were all the way at the end of bed now with her head in between your legs. She was tasting every bit of you, nibbling and marking you up. Your hands made their way to her hair, grabbing handfuls as her tongue swiped over your clit. All feelings of exhaustion from her taxing 12 hour shift were thrown out the window once she got to taste you, and you were fucking enjoying it.

You gasped. "Mmm...Abs..." Abby was loving every minute as she lapped you up. She pulled you closer, practically burying her face in your pussy. Your moans only added fuel to the fire burning inside of her. She was sucking your clit now and you could hear how wet you were for her. As she worked your cunt, two of her fingers were deep inside of you, fucking you for all you were worth and drawing a whimper from your throat. She was so fucking enthusiastic about eating your pussy and damn good at it too.

"Fuck, you taste so sweet." She panted, her breath like fire against your skin. "Gonna make you cum for me."

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౨ৎ The two of you love watching tv shows together, though she has a habit of not paying attention.

౨ৎ You’ll be well into a show and she’ll be wondering where a certain character went, when they got killed off like 5 episodes ago.

౨ৎ Falls asleep in your lap while you’re watching movies and shows because the poor thing works so hard.

౨ৎ Your name in her phone is ‘wifey’

౨ৎ Once again, she loves to spoil you, against your will of-course.

౨ৎ Buys you things if you look at them for even a second too long.

౨ৎ Her anniversary presents are always the best.

౨ৎ She insists that you don’t buy her stuff simply because you being her wife is enough.

౨ৎ On your 5 year wedding anniversary you open a box that has a pregnancy test in it, as you’d been discussing having children.

#female reader x abby anderson #abby anderson fluff #wife abby anderson #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x female reader #abby anderson x you #abby anderson #abby anderson fic #reader x abby anderson

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mono-dot-jpeg · 6 months

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tank moment - mauga

summary; title slightly irrelevant, i wanted to be funny. iykyk

genre/extra tags; headcanons/bullet fic, i talk about mauga hcs i thought of on the fly, reader is implied to be a support character, reader is also part of talon group, fluff, i only know the bare minimum about him and that's all i need baby, is this platonic or romantic idk

[gender neutral reader] [canon typical violence mentioned]

a/n; im back on my overwatch era. it never really ended but, i want to write about him, mauga, the beloved. typing this on my phone and finishing on my computer if anything seems wonky shhh dont tell me i'll relive that mistake for days

also this is a somewhat lightly reseached- aka not fully accurate/detailed work. i briefly mention samoan culture and if it offends or if it's a mistake, please tell me and i will erase those parts asap.

[support me and buy a kofi]

🗣 ALRIGHT SO ‼️

i've been watching and playing with/against mauga since the trial to play him came out and god i love him

but he's kind of easy to counter (im an ana main, nade is fucking broken but that's just anti heal things) and his ult is annoying

anyways

every tank needs their heal bot to keep em up

you just happen to be mauga's heal bot KDJSJSJ

(baptiste is too probably but not really)

he's a really smug guy

no one really knows that bc he sounds so upbeat and nice

but he loves to tease you, poke at you bc he knows that you will answer to him most of the time and entertain him in conversation

you and him are probably in your world even when you're both in talon tbh

he does his own thing and you just happen to join in

(he totally baits you to join his plans and you both know it)

he's a chaotic and cunning man and you're his enabler

(sounds like me and my bestie tbh)

"a hero would sacrifice you to save the world but a villain would sacrifice the world to save you" type beat

he's lowkey possessive but we dont talk about that

jk we do talk abt it

he's your scary guard dog privileges

like that man is tall tall ‼️‼️

idk why but i dont really imagine him being like an openly sweet person

he keeps it private even with how loud he is

anyways

you know how he's on a yacht for his origin story and there's like a bunch of people who got destroyed by him?

yeah he would totally do that shit for u if you asked.

he would give you the best home but

"thanks for the new place and all but did you have to kill someone for it?"

"i mean come on! this place is nice! let's enjoy it!"

he's very "i'll do the dirty work, just sit back and look pretty." and then you're like, "yeah i could. but i won't."

dps support vibes for you ✨️

but also he's charging in most of the time so, there's not much time to dps support KDHDJDJJD

he's like the kool aid man bursting in through the walls /j

cough

back to the hcs here...

he's so tall and big, he would totally let you hang off his back like nunu and wilump (from league, yeah i play league dont remind me totally gonna write for heartsteel soon tm)

also he's literally the greatest heated blanket (ahead of roadhog)

he's so stronk and wowowowow im so gay i love him

when you're surrounded by some enemies, he's charging in, slamming the ground and carrying you with ease as he keeps you safe while destroying any enemies who even tried to touch you

ugh

despite his lack of pda, he's a very actions over words.

he's so silly

chivalry isn't dead when he breaks into a jewelry store for u 😍😍

if you ever have those crazy thoughts about crime, he's totally gonna enable you and let you reign havoc on god knows what.

love language is actions and gift giving. enough said.

when he gives you a hug, he's so fucking warm omg

i said it before and i'll say it again, he's the best heated blanket, literal furnace

bad for the people who sweat easily though (ahem me lowkey)

one the off-days where it's just a day off and relaxing, he's taking care of you well !!

when you're on talon missions, since he can't run around as easily unless he gets the okay but you do keep him company until then

he likes to protect but he loves destroying people

he knows you're able to care for yourself, so he can go crazy whenever, and he loves that.

he also loves watching you get mad or angrily passionate

"yes go, la'u ma’asoama!" (my rock/stone, get it? bc his name means mountain)

he is a really good hype man. even if you're the one in the wrong.

god I WISH I LOOKED UP MORE ABOUT HIM ARGBHYKFJ

soon (tm)

someday i'll write more.

#overwatch x reader #overwatch 2 x reader #overwatch mauga #mauga x reader #overwatch mauga x reader #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch fluff #overwatch headcanons

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redrum-alice · 5 days

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Some HCs about the FreaKey couple even though I dont play the game...please dont kill me for this lolololol...

A.B.A gets jealous of other couples (she stalked them in public spaces from afar) who are more lovey dovey than her and Paracelsus. So to "spice" things up, she reads dating and romance tips on a (stolen) teen magazine that suggests those shoddy dating ideas and boasting to others that they're the end game (Paracelsus and others feels awkward as she says this).

After their arcade mode story, Paracelsus begins to feel guilt about having to manipulate A.B.A to wield him as a blood thirsty weapon. He knew A.B.A doesn't have hate in her heart, and saw how loving she actually is without her possessive traits. One example is when she polishes his brass parts after battle. She also tries to prop him in a comfortable position when at rest because she feels bad that he isnt mobile like she is.

Paracelsus admits, although not in a romantic way (sadly), that A.B.A is beautiful in her own way despite the uncanny nature of her origin. He says this in the most vague and bleakest way possible, yet A.B.A hyperventilated when she hears this.

Because of Paracelsus' statement on her beauty, she doesn't mind not fitting in with humans because his encouragement is all what she needed.

Let's say that A.B.A is considered attractive in their universe, minus the eye bags and the unkempt look- if someone ever compliments her in the slightest (grim extent is someone cat calls her) by a stranger, she would feel like she betrayed her husband for catching someone's eye. Mixture of frustration, shame, timidness, and anger would flow into her that she ultimately resorts to violence as a solution to the incomprehensible feeling. Paracelsus on the other hand would probs feel disgusted at the stranger's rude behavior, justifying his wife's violent outburst (ah yes, toxicity)

If another girl/woman compliments her though, she would be confused and scared as to why they would do such and not go after her husband. Because of her timid nature, she isn't used to hear positive things from others up until Elphelt (lol)

A.B.A's favorite color is blue, probs because she read somewhere or thought it's the calmest color. Blue in nature (partaining to animals) is usually rare, so it could also signify that she's drawn to things that are unique. (Or I could be wrong. I'm probably am--)

Speaking of the color blue, A.B.A attempted to dye her hair blue, but because of her vivacious red hair before, it resulted into greenish color (I know some fans theorize that her hair oxidized bc of her unusual body composition, but I wanna lean on the fact that she tries to fit in the outside world).

Paracelsus inspired her into liking color blue when he was talking about his past travels (at the risk of making A.B.A envy his previou's wielders ofc)

A.B.A was born with impeccable knowledge, thus explains why she speaks in such an authoritative manner. However since she lived in isolation for the first 10 years of her life, she does not know how humans speak in modern day. Paracelsus told her stories and spoke about philosophies only demons have access to.

Regarding small humans (as A.B.A likes to call the children), she wondered what it was like to grow up from a helpless being to a capable one, often lamenting that she hadn't had a literal childhood like a normal being. To cheer her up, Paracelsus suggested that their next date is at the park where there are swings and see-saws. Up to you how that's gonna work out lol

P.S., pls be gentle with me, Im new to the fandom and ship--

#aba x paracelsus #aba & paracelsus #aba guilty gear #a.b.a x paracelsus #paracelsus #guilty gear strive #aba and paracelsus headcanons #ao3 fanfic #headcanons #rare non-timebomb post lol

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bearsinpotatosacks · 3 months

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Rewatching star trek beyond so liveblogging it

God this film feels like coming home. Let me be a pharmacy assistant on the Enterprise please my life would be fixed

So does Bones just steal from people's lockers? Also they have lockers?

Oh LoRDy

I wish I could’ve been into star trek when this came out

Someone medicate Bones, man's so stressed out honestly

This film really makes me want star trek 4, make it a motion picture, getting the band back together thing

Love the way we see yorktown as massive and impressive then zoom in on the spaceport to make it seem lived in

Sulu's daughter has a toy enterprise

Fuck, prime Spock’s dead

The parts where they show prime spock really make me want a crossover between tos and aos, and it hurts that I'll never see it, guess i'll have to live in fanfic

Love the practical effects of this film

Also is Jim’s outfit in this scene, grey with yellow shoulders, the formalwear? If so I like it

Lovr Uhura's communications panel

Chris Pine's reactions, the cinematography, the set design, the sounds, fuck I love this film

Gonna start saying "i can't engage the warp drive" when i stall a car

Would love to see the borg in aos

Love the character consistency of Bones not carrying a phaser but spock is

Love Bones' portable scanner, i would watch a fake documentary about star trek tech

Does anyone wonder what happened to all the personal belongings that were destroyed on the Enterprise?

Jaylah’s coming soon 😆

There she is!

How many languages does she speak? English, her own and whatever those people she beat up were speaking?

Notice how Bones is still cut on the forehead while he's helping out Spock

Also why does Jaylah know about Krall’s plan? Is that why he shoots people down, try to find the Abornath then kill them to be immortal?

Just realised that Jaylah’s tech was probably from her ship before she got to Altamid, that's why she knows how to use it, her stick, her traps, the parts she got for the franklin (as well as other ships), makes me want to know what her people were like

How long has Jaylah been there?

Love how Bones is ready to throw hands

Bones dancing to achy breaky heart when?

Also Jaylah isn't introduced to Spock and bones, they just get beamed aboard and then spock collapses

Oo Krall’s looking more human

"You gave your girlfriend a tracking device?" Spock’s face 🤣

I really want to know about Jaylah’s family

This film literally proves that my "Jaylah is actually really fucking traumatised and definitely has (c) ptsd" agenda is canon

Also Scotty has his grandma's china hc

Love how Jim respects his crew

Also jim kirk is so Maverick/tom cruise coded it's insane. Bikes, dead dad, cocky attitude, shipped with someone who’s "ice cold"

Uhura has got to be traumatised after seeing a crewmate literally eaten in front of her

Jim Cruise is here! Tom Kirk!

After getting into top gun, the star trek navy inspired titles are funny to me, at least in aos by how quick they get them and how young they all are

Not sure why Jaylah’s fighting gives me kill bill vibes

Also jaylah has blue blood!

Love how sulu gets the dramatic line "they're going to destroy yorktown"

How long did it take to get the ship ready to fly? I mean, it's been at least a day and a night, the day they arrived, nighttime then they all got rescued and brought back together the next day just wondered how long it all took to happen

Also seatbelts!

Sulu would’ve won top gun

"I acknowledge and respect your concerns" Someone's been to therapy

"How do we get them to stop talking" is spoken so shatner

Just realised why certain jobs are the colours, yellow: anything running the ship (captain, pilot etc), red: anything about how the ship runs (engineering, communications, security), blue: science and medical

I love how the end of this film is similar to battleships where they use an old ship to defeat an alien ship

The picture of the original crew! He took it with him! I need a crossover now! I love how they used a more brassy theme there, makes it sound more original, more nostalgic

They had the chance to do futuristic dress but they just look like dudes from 2016

If they could just do an animated series for the aos crew...

Also the og theme at the end 🥲

#aos #star trek #star trek beyond #star trek aos #aos star trek #star trek alternate original series #jim kirk #captain kirk #james t kirk #leonard mccoy #dr mccoy #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #montgomery scott #jaylah #hikaru sulu #pavel chekov #nyota uhura

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demonicchicken1121 · 6 months

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Give me your head cannons about the purple raisin man

ohhhhhh, get fucking ready buddy, this is gonna take a while (also be warned i will probably be incorporating aspects of my au that i need to post about more soooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Gum post

The lore around remnant is really weird and confusing, and Mike is an especially odd case because he is essentially possessing his own body rather than an animatronic or something inanimate. I think that it would be neat if his body would start repairing itself. his hair, nails, bones, and other parts made of cartilage would grow back first. Then bits of skin, then some organs. I think he would like that he could paint his nails and grow his hair out, and it would give him a sense of humanity that he thought he would never get back. There are downsides, however; the more major repairs, like organs, would take a really long time. They would start developing as if they were in utero, and would be very easily damaged. Damaging the new organs wouldnt cause him any permanent harm since he's already dead, but i imagine it would be really inconvenient and painful.

Building on the last point, Mike is constantly falling apart. The whole regeneration thing is a "one step forward, two steps back" kinda deal. his skin rips, his bones break, sometimes a whole chunk of his face or hand or leg will end up in the couch cushions, and God help the poor soul that finds his missing pieces.

Speaking of The Poor Souls That Find His Missing Pieces: Mike gets back in touch with his FNAF 4 friends after getting scooped. His friends are Jeremy, Fritz, and Gabriel; they are not the missing kids. William killed kids with the same names because they were involved in Evan's death. Mike rebuilds a really close bond with Jeremy and ends up moving into his apartment.

Mike lived with Henry in the direct aftermath of being scooped. He had practically passed out on henry's doorstep, as it was the only place he could think to go. Mike was out for several days after Ennard left his body, and was hardly able to move or speak after waking up. Henry was left with the responsibility of taking care of him during that time. Unfortunately, Henry is also very squeamish. Taking care of mike while he was asleep was bad enough, but once he wakes up and recovers a bit, he starts intentionally grossing Henry out. He also keeps finding body parts in the couch cushions and he screams every time he does.

Mike has a great sense of humor, especially after being scooped. His favorite thing is to point to where his stomach used to be and say "HEY! Look at my HOLE!" and then laugh at his own joke for like thirty minutes. He mostly does this to Henry, because of his previously mentioned squeamish-ness.

Mike has a love hate relationship with butter. he likes it on toast, but like... that damn butter basket. also he has defiantly tried both butter and toast flavored gum before (see: Gum post)

I have so many more hcs (a lot about his relationships with his parents and siblings, pre-scoop mike, post ffps mike, etc) and will probably add to this list, but here is a healthy portion (ok, more like a grandma sized portion) of my Raisin Man Thoughts

#fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #michael afton #mike afton #mike schmidt #fnaf headcanons #michael afton headcanons #henry emily #jeremy fitzgerald #fritz smith #fnaf gabriel #fnaf 4 bullies

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bllk-hq · 1 year

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thank you so much for doing my yandere floyd and jade request, i loved it!! if it's alright with you, could you make a part 2 where ace decides to try to confess his feelings anyway and make the reader aware of floyd/jade's tendencies? would he even get to do it in the first place, or would floyd/jade do something before he can even try? orrr, would floyd/jade do something about him after he does it? again, thank you very much and i hope you have a nice day <3

𝑨𝒄𝒆 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑻𝒐 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝑺/𝑶

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Note: Hope you have a nice day too anon! :> I have finally crawled out of the hermit shell in which I call my beloved home. That I have stayed in for the 2 1/2 months in life. And has finally gain the confidence and motivation to wright (and think).

♡ Characters: Floyd & Jade [YANDERE]

| Relation: Dating

♡ Dictionary: None

| Warnings: Yandere behavior, implied stalking, talking about murder, possesiveness, mentions of physical violence, implied death, manipulation, mentions of tormentation.

♡ Content: Reaction/Bulleted Hc's.

Floyd:

Ohoho.

Ace is (probably) gonna DIE.

Floyd was usually walking (stalking) behind you, like as 'normal' for a yandere like him. Trying to see what you were going to be doing today.

Then all of a sudden... he sees Ace walk up to you with a very flirty grin on his face.

Little did he know... that for Floyd watching this scene behind you from a distance, it's "bye bye" for Ace's life.

Ace just is casually talking to you or to him- confessing his feelings for you.

Floyd then hears all of this since Ace has a loud mouth, and would stand behind you and grab your shoulder hard. While he is glaring at Ace from behind you.

But if that wasn't enough to get the hint that Floyd was jealous. Then I would like to say that once Ace spills the hot tea infront of you- whether infront of Floyd or not.

It would most definitely- and absolutely obliterate your profound image of your dear boyfriend, Floyd.

Whether you already knew about it, and wanted to stay with him regardless of him being a yandere. OR- your just finding out about this since you don't pay that much attention to his yandere tendencies.

Now, Floyd finally steps besides you, with his arm not around your shoulders. Either threatening Ace or denying all his (real) accusations, false.

If Ace, and probably most likely will- is still persistent and keeps saying that Floyd's actions aren't normal (which he is right about), might not be good for Ace.

Since Floyd would either end this whole thing in physical violence or just rolling his eyes walking you off somewhere else.

Though it is really most common that Floyd would end this in physical violence- Since he IS a yandere and stuff.

He would be leaving Ace in a graveyard with his tombstone.

Jade:

Once again, I don't think anyone would be THAT surprised if Jade just kills him before he could say anything.

Having a crush on someone who is already in a relationship with Jade, even as a yandere, is an automatic death sentence itself.

He also acts like a mind reader (and is one), no one besides his senpais in their 3rd or 4th year could beat Jade.

He is manipulative like no other.

This man could even make you feel like the reason to cause all of this drama.

Jade would probably get rid of him by these possible solutions, A: blackmailing- which maybe he learned from Azul, B & C: physical violence or tormentation- which he even does absolutely effortlessly.

Though tormentation would be the closest solution for him in this scenario.

Jade would probably be even like his brother, watch from a distance as he watches Ace's sad excuse of a confession.

Knowing Jade, he probably even LAUGHS when Ace tells you about how the way he treats you is wrong.

Yes, he has that much confidence in himself.

Though after this, he won't be nice to anyone else besides you. Even his brother and Azul are considered apart of that list.

Jade would even make you stay away from anyone else that is as close as Ace is.

It would be even worse if your just finding out that Jade is a yandere, since this guy is going to lock you in his and makes sure you never see the light of day. (Even though there is a goddamn window in his room).

With you only having to see exception of him obviously.

And before Ace even knows it- his only last memories is hearing someone say: "Shock The Heart".

#yandere twisted wonderland #yandere twst #yandere twst scenarios #yandere twst x reader #yandere twisted wonderland scenarios #yandere twisted wonderland headcanons #yandere twisted wonderland x reader #yandere jade leech x reader #yandere jade leech #yandere floyd x reader #yandere floyd leech

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Been meaning to discuss this for a while; time to talk about how Toga’s still afraid of heroes and thinks they’d kill her even after her battle/girl talk with Uraraka, and ramble about all the ways I think that’s still a problem & why Uraraka will still need to address that in the future if she ever wants to actually save Toga. (Which I think it’s safe to say she hasn’t done yet, what with Toga dying ‘n all.)

Because yeah, for as much as Uraraka’s done for her in these last few chapters, Toga’s opinions of heroes as a whole is still less than nuclear waste. She still thinks the other heroes will kill her or lock her up for life. Y’know, half her character motive. And with how loosey goosey the heroes have been playing with their morals since Jin’s death, we don’t have much reason to think she’s wrong. Heck for as much as she thinks she’s different, Toga still thinks Uraraka was gonna lock her up and just give her blood in jail and we never really got a reason to think she’s wrong about that either, besides just assuming Uraraka wouldn’t do that anyway.

“Eliminating the freaks from the world” that’s what Toga thinks a ‘plain ol hero’ would do at this moment. (Or “Kill the deviant” if you prefer the slightly more upfront fan translations.)

And Toga cites this frightened opinion of heroes is a contributing factor to trying to off herself, in addition to wanting to save Ochako. It makes sense after all, if her only fates are death or life in Tartarus 2.0 then even if she’s given up fighting for her life and is ready to die; why flip that coin? And while I don’t want to take away from Toga’s love motivating her sacrifice to save Uraraka; this fear gets no such pass for motivating Toga to remove all of her blood. Even if I don’t expect the death to stick; if this issue nearly robs Uraraka of saving Toga, then someone should probably address it in the text at some point.

On that note, is this not proof that Toga hasn’t been saved if the heroes she’s been afraid of since middle school are still executioners to fear in her eyes? And the way that like 99.9% of the heroes over at UA were trying to kill Tomura just proves her right. So I think this one’s a systemic issue where the heroes need to change, instead of an internal issue Toga needs to get talked through. Because look, I know some readers I don’t much respect will say Toga deserves whatever’s coming to her; but if a teenage girl is killing herself so heroes can’t catch her, there’s an extent to which we’ve got to acknowledged those heroes having an image problem.

Man, stuff like this is why I keep hoping for a My Hero part 2. You obviously can’t resolve this kind of story line with Toga dead and being right to kill herself because that’s a messed up note to end on; but I’m sorry, you also can’t have her wake up in a villain hospital to see some hero tell her “What, of course you’re alive, why would you think we would kill you? By the way we still think we were right to kill your friend, we’re not sorry about it, and we’ll do it again the next time we face a threat with a quirk we deem too strong”. There’s no quick and easy resolution to half of Toga’s entire character motive, even less than there is for Dabi’s suicidal ideation; but that’s just where we’re left with this plot thread as it stands.

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Also if I may go on a tangent unrelated to Toga just to get some more stuff off my chest:

Man remember when it was publicly unthinkable for heroes to kill people, to the point that the closest Ending could find to such a hero was the guy who killed a Nomu zombie? I mean I know the HC had heroes assassinate people but at least that was discrete because it was expected heroes shouldn’t kill and was probably even illigal. It didn’t have public/hero support that gave the impression heroes killing people will become more common. How come every aspect of hero society looks like it’ll stagnate or get worse with this arc? I mean we’ve got the corruption, the heteromorphobia, the war crimes, the treatment of those labelled villains, all on top of this murder stuff. Is this not all embarrassing for the heroes who’re supposed to be symbols of hope and goodness? What is going on with these hero society plot points these past few arcs?

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#This is probably pretty unrefined/unpolished but I wanted to get it off my chest.#bnha #bnha 395 #toga himiko #twice #jin bubaigawara #shigaraki tomura #dabi #paranormal liberation front #PLF #uraraka ochako #class 1a #hero society #my stupid long term predictions

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wildglitch · 1 month

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How What if...Zombies Spidey gets to the DCU

Here's the second part of this post

This is about how Zombie!Peter (And possibly others) got to the DCU. the third part will be the HC on what he is going to be doing overther, but for now wh need to know how he got there

Also,I accidentally uploaded my original draft for this but it wasn't finished so I had to delete it so I lost all of that writing TnT

-Starting this off with more timeline explanations! Let's goooooooo

Ok so anything that happens on Earth has absolutely no effect on the rest of the universe, that means that all of the guardian movies and Thor Ragnarok happens when they originally did in the OG timeline.

"But Thor and Loki met Strange 3 days before Infinity war" SHhhhhhh, trust and listen. Since Loki really didn't want to deal with his dad, Instead of just sending him to Earth, She sends him to a different reality Earth. How? But studying the space stone of course. Not to mention he spent a good while researching and studying the aether when he was king and before they sent it to the collector. With this in mind, Loki taught himself how to access and travel to different realities (Remember this)

That means that Bruce B. gets back on Earth at the same time he did in the original, in 2018. Infinity war takes place in about a day or so and seeing as Thanos is on Earth by the end of the episode, let's say that the episode takes place over a time period of about 24-48 hours. A weekend if you will.

That, adding onto the fact I made the zombie apocalypse 7-8 months long instead of 1 month changes a few things timeline wise. Not only does it push Ant-Man & The Wasp back many months, It also means that there's a high chance Bucky's brainwashing isn't 100% gone, and that the apocalypse started around a year or so after Homecoming.

Do with that info as you please :D

-What is happening without space friends? Well...

Loki wasnt Fucking Stupid and died like and idiot here!

(Your the god of fucking mischief and yet the only thing you can think to do is a knife?!? A fucking Knife? Not even to the back as has been stated you have done in your own goddamn show, But right in the face where he can very clearly see it you short dumbass!)

N E Ways- Loki did something, yk, smart and joined up with Thanos cause like, Dude the guy was winning! Loki was gonna play a long game and work with him again to get his opening. . .Then they killed his fucking brother! Yeah this has not been a good day for him- He is sent to stalk Earth with the other dudes but he decides to stay on the ship and

Loki looking down at Earth though the ship's surveillance systems: WTF did the mortals do!?!?

Alien helper Loki asked for and somehow got: Would you like to go down there sir?

Loki getting comfortable and changing his clothes into something cozy after a very traumatic day: Norse no, Get me a bigger monitor and some food, I wanna see where this goes.

And then Loki just watches like the agent of chaos he is. (Remember this too)

What about Thor? Well Thor doesn't really die, Loki just sees the explosion of the ship and just assumes. He still teams up with half the guardians and everything still happens like the movie for him until he gets to Wakanda.

AND OH BOY LET ME TALK ABOUT WAKANDA

(The Guardians? Canon. Literally the only difference could be that maybe Peter Q. and Co. die immediately on Titan without the space roadtrip trio.)

-Wakanda? Gone

Okoye Was sent to America and everything went to hell lol.

No but Seriously, The King was gone, Okoye went to look for him, and Wakanda was left pretty defenseless. I say that the country was already compromised before she left, but it only started causing trouble after she left, so she has no clue what happened. the important thing isn't Okoye though, no the important thing is Thor. More specifically, Thor, Rocket and Groot when they get there. I can see 2 things happening.

1-they get infected immediately and all of a sudden you get a Zombified God with an axe walking around with a tree and a raccoon. All there while his brother is watching the man, he thought was dead, truly die. ( he gets the feeling that this is Karma) Or,

2- They fight the Zombies thinking they are part of Thanoses army like total badasses, not knowing what they are fighting or getting infected. All while Loki I absolutely shell shocked watching this from a 5th monster mouth agape. (Ones watching visions base with the king and witch, Twos watching the group trying to get to the base, Threes watching some old guy sitting in a park absolutely unbothered, And Forths could be the other dead people from the last post, idk, the separate continuity for the AU gets a mention lol)}

Loki in ver. 1: Absolute depression

Loki in ver. 2: Slacked jawed as he watches his brother be a complete dumbass

-So, How did they he skip dimension?

Well everything from the episode happens the same. Maybe a bit more emotional because they are closer, but every one we see die, Dies. Why? Uhh duh, angst and plot potential, why else?

and its, Everyone one we see die. Let me explain. Anyone we see get turned or killed on screen, It's death. If a character dies off screen but the situation is bad and impossible for said person to get out of, it's death. BUT, if a character is killed off screen but theoretically they could escape, they can live.

Ex For this rule: Happy is hit by a speeding car off screen that implies death= Death, Reason? He's a normal dude T'Challa is hit by a speeding car off screen that implies death= Can Live, Reason? He has the powers of the Black Panther

You Got That? cool. with that in mind, and what I can remember atm, this is the list of people who live

Peter P.- Scott L.- King T'Challa.- Bruce B.- Bucky B.- Rocket R.- Groot-Thor- Loki. Igs, if you want the guys from the more hero’s Idea to be here then you can add them ig. That's the list of survivor a

(Why aren't there more women? Idk, take it up with Disney for killing all of them)

Why these guys? Simple. Cause they all are on Earth

-Loki, being a god, takes a look at Zombie Thanos and thinks "Oh no...Oh Hellas no" And decides to do something about it.

Seriously, You expect me to believe that anything other stone then the space and reality one can send them to another reality? No, I don't think so. And who did I say studied and used these stones before? hmmm? So my proposition for you today is simple. take our god Loki with his obsession with the space stone and have him cast a spell to have every living being on the planet left, come with him to whatever other reality he's taking them to. and thus the crossover commences.

-Peter and the others are now screwed.

They all travel and end up at the same place they were in their original universe. (Omg I just realized Loki could end up at the watchtower lol)

They could be in different realities, but they all are in the same position they were before traveling

Peter: Is on plane before Dimension hopping

Peter: falling to his death after dimension hopping

Peter: Paink!

And then they get split up...hurray!

That's the end for this post. The other will be more focused on Peter But we needed This one as a way to get to the next world. Will I change some stuff? Sure, maybe later, But for now I'm pretty tired and I don't have much else to do at this point.

With that said, I hope you enjoyed this post and let me know what you think

#peter parker #mcu #dcu #crossover #fanfic #au #au idea #loki laufeyson #more info #send asks #zombie au #zombie apocalypse #what if #wiz!au

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archie-sunshine · 3 months

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PLEASE assign each tom cardy song an mtmte pairing 🫶

OKAY IM GONNA DO JUST SOME OF MY FAVOURITES REALLY QUICKLY

High Five- Rodimus(/driftrod if you want). I have a full animatic planned for this song with Rodimus and I’m not kidding. Could there be better fits? Maybe, but I think it’s VERY funny to imagine Rodimus overreacting crazy style about not getting a high five from drift

Paint That Lady- okay hear me out on Minirung. I like the idea of minimus being the pov here, like I know how my hcs are but I’ve seen some great takes of minimus being really nervous about having normal vanilla sex with rung while rung is just like calmly waiting for him to stop being anxious.

Naughty or Nice- I think it would be really funny to do Tyrest for this tbh. I think it’d be hilarious, with minimus/Magnus as Jeffery trying to convince him to be normal- JFJFHDBBS god it’s really funny to me

Hey, I Don’t Work Here- Whirl. It’s whirl. In my head it would be SO good to have him as this. It’s very much his energy what else can I say-

Your Love Is Not Enough(I’d like some cool shit too)- Driftrod. Never forget that Rodimus is dead broke and drift is literally his sugar daddy. Yes I know I have driftrod brain rot but listen to me. I’m cooking

Red Flags- Cygate. Like I know the bit everyone listens to is the part where the guy is terrified but if you get through it they do end up in love. Their double freak energy isn’t talked about enough!!! I need them to be double freaks.

Mixed Messages- Okay don’t fucking kill me but I could make such a good comedy animatic about getaway and tailgate. PLEASE listen to me when I say it’d be so fucking funny to have the visual of getaway punching the absolute shit out of megatrons dick as tailgates ‘dad’

Flirt(with your dad)- dratchet(+Rodimus being tortured by drift and ratchet who are bullying him) like clearly I ship dratchrod so I don’t consider ratchet rodimus’ dad or anything, but it’s just REALLY funny to me that drift and ratchet would bond over mutually bullying the absolute shit out of him in a nonsexy just mean way.

SO YEAH THESE ARE MY TAKES PLEASE TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS

#transformers #archie answers #rodimus #driftrod #dratchet #cygate #whirl #cyclonus #drift #tailgate #getaway #minirung #minimus #rung #tyrest

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brandnewhuman · 7 months

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I'm having big brain thoughts again AND YOU ALL ARE GONNA LISTEN;

I never thought I would get so far in life to see the day I WOULD GET HEADCANON SHAMED BY THE TICKTACK ASS APP.

And since mischaracterization and shitty takes are my passion AND my purpose, here are some thoughts about Simon. LET'S BEGIN

I was part of the "ghost has the emotional capacity of a rock" team. But upon thinking about it I've come to the conclusion that maybe that's not it. Simon has obviously gone through so much in life and while I still believe his trauma makes it hard for him to fit in and feel comfortable just by existing, I think he's the type of person who quietly enjoys to compensate himself for the things he has never been able to enjoy in life. LIKE NO ONE IS GONNA EVER SAY SORRY TO HIM OR REPAY HIM FOR ALL THE PAIN AND HORRIBLE STUFF HE HAS ENDURE, SO WHY NOT DOING IT HIMSELF?

No, he's not an abusive and dysfunctional man who's broken beyond repair STOP TURNING THIS POOR GUY INTO A FUCKING MONSTER, HE'S JUST A SILLY SAD MAN. Besides, he's fucking scared of the "the abused becomes the abuser" thing and works very hard to avoid it.

HE GOES TO THERAPY BITCHES, HE REALLY DOES. He deals with extreme guilt, with PTSD and a shitton of stuff that has made his life a living hell for so long and probably will keep making it difficult forever so in the end, although it's hard, he just caves in and gets help.

No, I don't think he has anger issues and he's not straight up rude. He feels uncomfortable with the idea of getting too angry, he prefers to just talk things out. AND TALKING ABOUT ANGER; I do believe he finds some sort of relief in his work but not because he likes to take out his emotions on others and kill mindlessly or stuff. I genuinely believe he likes the idea of being something good, of his actions having a positive impact. He feels like he has failed his family and friends but every time he manages to successfully complete a mission he feels like his existence is not just about the pain and the failures. When a mission goes bad he does have a hard time and gets physically ill.

BACK TO ENJOYING THINGS THO: during his childhood and throughout most of his life he has always denied himself so much for one reason or another. He's hellbent on trying to treat himself with things he has missed out. At first it was part of the therapy; watch movies you would've liked to watch, go and try food you have thought about trying etc... then as time went on, and he started to deal with the guilt better, he kept doing all that stuff just because he wanted to. And maybe because he wants to understand stuff and references better when he's hanging out with the 141.

That's another thing, he initially was reluctant at the idea of hanging out and stuff but then he manages to feel comfortable enough. He's very quiet but not downright antisocial.

He likes to read better and TV shows better than movies. I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH BUT HE'S A SHITTY COOK, HE COULD AND WILL BURN EVEN WATER.

There's the HC of him not eating enough and while I agree it's unrealistic I think there's some sort of truth. This man gets through depressive episodes where he can't sleep, can't eat and even breathing it's a chore. It usually happens when he's not at the base and he's having a difficult time with the leave time at home. He does however force himself to eat at least enough to not lose all the muscle and strength he has worked hard on. It's hard, but he tries to take care of himself as best as possible. THAT BEING SAID, THIS MAN EATS ONLY PREMADE THINGS CAUSE HE CAN'T COOK. Every single fucking meal, even the healthy one, has been bought and there's not a single time where he even attempts at cooking anything. After almost burning down his whole damn apartment he has banned himself from the kitchen. the way he maintains without necessarily eating when he doesn't feel like it's by keeping a whole fucking stock of snacks in his house.

OKAY THAT'S IT, THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

#simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #cod fandom #codmw2 #samuel roukin #cod headcanons

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koogl001 · 1 year

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Loving how creepy some of your HC have been lately. Got any for if Alastor found out their s/o was terrified of him and starts having a panic attack after screwing up something small ome day thinking they're gonna hurt them.

One-Shots and Headcanons Materlist

This is part 1 of the Damaged Mind Headcanon

Part 2 HERE Part 3 HERE

When Alastor first took interest in you as he saw you passing him by in the streets, he used his shadow to spy and follow you around at all times

It was for your protection, he comforted himself, but somewhere deep in his heart he knew that it was due to his increasing possessiveness over you

All he wanted was to lock you up somewhere safe and far, somewhere where only he would have access to you

You unconsciously picked up on the fact something was following you and started developing paranoia and anxiety

You thought maybe something was out to get you, making you scared for your life

You became more closed up and you ventured beyond the borders of the Happy Hotel only with someone by your side

You spent most of your days tending to your duties as Charlie’s assistant only to run up and lock yourself within your room as soon as the working hours came to an end

Your psyche started cracking bit by bit

When Alastor made the appearance at the Happy Hotel, your paranoia flared up

He was strong and unpredictable; you knew he could kill every single one of you with a single snap of his fingers

What he seemed to enjoy immensely was scaring you, something he believed to be just a bit of fun

To your delicate mind however, it was terrifying

Your paranoia slowly started consuming you to the point where you believed everyone and everything was out to get you, that you were under constant surveillance by something that was after your life and that a single mistake was all it took for your life to end

Locking your door, covering your windows, and taping over every camera on any of your electronic devices became a daily routine for you

You jumped at even the slightest noises, like a swish of the wind outside, your pulse rocketing up as you started hyperventilating

You were too afraid to sleep because that was when you were the most vulnerable

Alastor soon noted the excessive bags under your eyes, your dishevelled appearance, and the jumpiness you didn’t seem to posses a few weeks prior

He worried for your health and decided to confront you about it in the evening after work so the two of you could get some privacy to discuss whatever happened to you

As it got dark and everyone went to their respective rooms (aside for you and the deer demon), Alastor cornered you in the kitchen, approached you from behind and firmly grasped your shoulder

Breathe

You spun on your heel, trying to punch whatever was behind you

This is it, whatever was out to get you was here

Breathe

You wanted to scream but it felt like you were drowning with no air in your lungs

Your hands were grasping your hair so strongly that you ripped chunks of hair out of your scalp

Breathe

Your legs gave our as you fell to the ground, desperately scramming to get away from your killer

Everything was hazy, your focus was on nothing but at the same time everything, because right now, everything could and would kill you

Breathe

You heard someone talking but you couldn’t comprehend what they were saying because of your overwhelmed mind

Your back hit a wall, there was no running now

Breathe

You saw something coming closer

WHY WAS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO BREATHE?!

Tears were streaming down your terrified face, was this really the end?

You couldn’t see, you couldn’t hear, you couldn’t think, you couldn’t FUCKING BREATH

And when something reached its hand towards you, you fell into a deep void

Please, I don’t want to die…

I really enjoyed writing this, mainly because it reflects issues that I suffer from. I have a chronic mental illness that is strongly linked to paranoia and can lead to panic attacks when I get overwhelmed, so I relate to this on another level. As I already said, I loved writing this and am tempted to write part 2, which would be a first for me, but I just feel this has too much potential to end so quickly. I’d like to ask the person who requested this to leave another request if they feel the same way and would like to see part 2 as well

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no0t2 · 7 days

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@checkadii

I literally just woke up so this is the worst time to post this but ngl I have this problem where I wanna talk about it but I blank so fucking hard and fall flat on my face that I end up not talking about it anyway out of sheer embarrassment.

I'm not good at structuring my thoughts properly either because of ADHD, but here goes I guess.

I usually gotta segway into the topic if it's relevant to the conversation usually via,, friend convo, I don't know how people do deepdives of characters and whatnot I can't do that. I'm not sure why that is, this always has been a thing for me where I've got some level of understanding and my own HCs and such but they're not written or anything, so I can't express them.

To me Postal is just a silly series (minus P1 and Redux), not to be taken too seriously. So I don't really think about the "lore" that it has so much. I can ramble about Postal: Brain Damaged tho, that's probably my favourite cos of gameplay... And the designs as well as the soundtrack. It's just such a good game, I never thought shooters would ever be a genre I'd like to play, as I was so against playing them (thanks Half-Life for opening up my eyes). I can say definitely with confidence that retro styled FPS are especially something I find fun? Not on intense difficulty or anything either, I usually can't go above normal.

I've listened to "Straight Outta Suburbia" for like over an hour straight, I'm pretty sure even during while I was drawing one of my BD sketches lol

Back to Postal in general, I frankly haven't done enough "research" on it where I can properly speak about it aside from the games I've played (P1, P2, Paradise Lost and P:BD) And they're all games that are super different from each other (aside from P2 and PL, but even then). I'd also say I'm still pretty new to the series, speaking as I haven't played all of the games yet. Frankly, I was planning to just stick to P2 and that's it, glad I didn't.

Postal 1 I remember making me feel all sorts of weird things when I both played it and after I finished it. The load up intro scared the shit out of me the first time I opened the game, to where I had to pause for a minute. And it kept spooking me each time I did open it. I think that was kinda the point of the game as it's pretty dark compared to it's counterparts. I won't get into the lore of the 1st Dude cos I've seen people pluck at each other's feathers over the interpretation of him. But essentially, guy looses his shit during an episode, starts killing everyone. (Or just, "hostiles", depends how you play the game.)

P2 is so wildly different (aside from the fact that you can shoot people) that when I first opened it I was so confused how I was met with THAT Dude. I was surprised to hear him talk more beyond than just "BLEED" or "Only my weapon understands me". At the time I was also wrangling personal fears and feelings(which I don't know if I wanna get into, let alone if people would even wanna hear it lol) over playing the Postal series, so my initial expectation towards the game was:

"Okay, I know this is going to have some offensive shit in it, there's parts that won't be fun probably." And hoped for the worst, surprisingly a lot of the stuff in it I didn't find that bad, most of it is definitely fucked up, but nothing I couldn't handle, surprisingly. I played neutral-y, so I only attacked whoever attacked me, but I'd bail if I had the chance.

Paradise Lost plays similarly to Postal 2 (as it's literally the same branch of game just in the form of DLC). But I've found myself enjoying it way more than Postal 2, mostly cuz I found some of the jokes in it actually funny.

P3 I haven't played because I got rick rolled by RWS on the website so I'm not gonna play it out of spite </33 (But I've seen gameplay)

Postal: Brain Damaged is like, even more different than the previous entries as it's a retro styled shooter. But it has the charm of a Postal game and MAN is it good, I think the fact that it was released more recently is what made me enjoy its humor more. And it just!! Is so fun in general like wow, I'm still processing playing the game and I've already been thinking of replaying it because of how much I've enjoyed it. Definitely recommend trying it out.

AND WOWWW this has gotten long oops. Sorry.

I wanna note tho that, although there are aspects of Postal I enjoy, there's a lot of them that I don't, namely the offensive bits, some of them are genuinely fucked up where I can't go past them even in a comedic sense. Which I think is OK. I still enjoy other parts of it :^]

#this is such a long ramble I'm soo sorry #There might be typos dnhdhw #I'm not maintagging this do not perceive me #nines rambles #<- LITERALLY

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low-keygee · 6 months

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are we listening to gay hcs about the thing? because i have only one ship in that movie and i want it to be heard. (summary/tldr at the end)

this is kind of like the debate between frodo and sam where a true platonic friendship is shown between men and they both have this deep sense of trust and platonic love for each other and you almost don’t want to touch it because of how well it was done. but also they should have kissed.

i think that the relationship between macready and fuchs was like that. before mac was ever the head of the outpost fuchs pulled him aside to discuss with only him blair’s findings on the dog and splitface. he had known the danger they posed to him and his fellow men, that the thing singles out each victim and will only reveal itself when alone, and that both confirmed things were still alive.

fuchs is a very smart man and distances himself from any others who may be infected, but places his trust in macready. this could be for the same reason that he is elected the leader toward the mid point of the film, just that they trust his judgment and cool demeanor as a vet, but that doesn’t excuse fuchs literally going out into the snowcat alone with macready where he’s at his most vulnerable. you wouldn’t just bet your life on something like that if you didn’t know for absolute certain he was human.

i think its most likely that the two have a history together, in the platonic sense at the very least, and fuchs knows and trusts macready the most. which is where i fall into the pit of gayness.

fuchs may not trust macready at all.

fuchs may launch himself into these one on ones with mac because he would rather confide in an old friend rather than someone else who may well be a thing, but also because he would rather die at the hands of macready/thing than live in uncertainty that his one confidant could be working against him. this works in tandem with what theories have sprung up about his death.

after fuchs and macready have their chat on blair’s notes a second time in fuchs’ study, he goes out to investigate a silhouette. from there to his point of death there’s no evidence of the circumstances of his death other than his charred remains.

i don’t doubt a thing could maneuver a flare but also who has been using the firepower the whole movie? the outpost. then nauls (i believe is who makes the suggestion) and mac both theorize that fuchs was the one with the flare, with different outcomes (“maybe he tried to burn it” “maybe he burned himself before it could get to him”).

now this part is gonna get funky because i’ve heard this theory before but it doesn’t add up just right.

the prominent theory for fuchs’ death is that he found macready’s torn up clothes (establishing that he is probably a thing) and then burned himself alive. fuchs was found right outside the outpost. the jacket was stuffed into the furnace in macready’s shack. odd. until you add the narrative.

macready’s jacket was found with burn marks. (its implied) no one has been in macready’s shack for several days. no one has used the furnace in several days. fuchs found macready’s jacket after stumbling outside, wherever the thing may have planted it. after finding out that his closest friend on the base, the one who the entire outpost trusted to lead them and who he trusted with the knowledge on how to prevent assimilations, was one of them, he couldn’t handle it. he didn’t want to live with his mistakes in a world of paranoia and uncertainty, and wanted to die a man. he set himself on fire with the coat still in hand, but quickly tossed it away so it could be found by someone else to serve justice to the thing that killed macready, thus the burns on the coat.

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YOU SEE HOW THAT SOUNDS??? fuchs only ever entrusted macready with new information that could then be passed down to the rest of the outpost, spent at least two scenes in a place alone with him, then burned himself alive when he found out mac was (maybe) a thing. and i didn’t even have to TOUCH the way that the movie is a metaphor for the AIDS crisis to prove how gay they were.

i need to write a fic from a gay fuchs perspective because i have a lot more subtleties i want to add to his character and i think that would go hard. make ME go hard if you know what i’m sayin

tl;dr- macready x fuchs was real y’all are just focused on the big twizzler monster too much to notice

#fuchs the thing #rj maccready #the thing 1982 #horror #cosmic horror #outpost 31 #macready x fuchs #gay theory

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Happy early birthday to myself, and so we’re celebrating by writing headcanons about my three favorite ships (Kazuscara, Kaebedo, and Dottolone). ~My birthday is January 5th if you’re wondering~

~Also thank you to @gay-salt-amber for helping me with these~

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Kazuscara HC:

- Their pet names for each other are:

Kazuha to Scara is Daffodil

Scara to Kazuha is My Samurai or Tulip

- Once Kazuha got a rip in his pants and thought ‘Shit- Scara’s gonna kill me’ and once Scara saw he was scolding Kazuha while sewing it again and saying “Seriously? A branch?”

- Scaramouche won’t let Kazuha go to the store for much, he grows it in their garden

- Once for their anniversary Kazuha took Scara to a haunted house thinking Scara would end up in his arms. He was wrong, he ended up in Scara’s

• Scaramouche: Tulip you’re fine, it was something tapping on a window. It’s not part of the attraction

• Kazuha- while being held by Scara in a koala hug: I don’t care! I’m scared

- Scaramouche is a shirt, hoodie, and scarf stealer

- Whenever one of them have a bad day, they will make a pillow/blanket fort and watch movies and cuddle

- Once Kazuha had to go out with Aether for an expedition and Kazuha was scared, so after Scara got done scolding Aether he went to make sure Kazuha was ok

- Scara is the househusband

- Kazuha is the little spoon and Scaramouche is the big spoon

- Kazuha wants to be babied whenever he’s sick, which Scara finds adorable

- Scaramouche when he becomes sick (which is rare) he becomes a brat

- Kazuha sings Scaramouche lullabies to sleep

- Once Kazuha overworked himself when he was exploring and ended up passing out and so Scara was worried sick and wouldn’t let him leave the house for the next few weeks

- Kazuha has an overload of problems and so Scaramouche makes him fidget toys and those earplug earring things

- When Kazuha is having a hard time sleeping, Scaramouche does his asmr voice to help him sleep

- They have two swings beside each other on a tree called the “Weeping Tree”

- Scara gifted Kazuha a white cat for his birthday and they named him Tomo

- Kazuha said to Childe once, “You’re the reason why the gene pool needs a lifeguard” and Scara couldn’t stop laughing for 30 mins

- Kazuha does Scara’s makeup

- They have matching maple leaf necklaces for whenever they’re away from each other

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Kaebedo HC:

- Kaeya falls asleep to the sound of Albedo painting

- When they were in school, they were academic rivals

- After a long day in Dragonspine, Albedo just wants to be held by his human heater (aka Kaeya even tho he has a Cryo Vision)

- Klee brings Kaeya and Albedo to ‘Bring your Dad to School Day’ even tho neither of them are her dads

- Albedo still does only three strokes for Kaeya’s portrait, even after they got engaged, however for their anniversaries, Albedo will actually make a good portrait of Kaeya as his present

- Diluc (Kaeya’s brother) and Rhinedottir (Albedo’s creator) were the first to know of their relationship

- Their pet names for each other are:

Kaeya to Albedo: My Calla Lily or My Bunny

Albedo to Kaeya: My Ceclila

- Albedo knows how to play the ukulele and puts Kaeya to sleep playing it unreasonably fast

- Kaeya plays the bagpipes to annoy Albedo and to get him to stop working when he needs a break

- Once Albedo overworked himself in Dragonspine so much that Sucrose had to tell Kaeya to come get him because she was so worried

- Kaeya doesn’t understand shit about Albedo’s experiments but will still read his thesis papers and say “They look good Bunny, stop stressing yourself”

- Once Albedo fainted because of the cold in Dragonspine and Sucrose wasn’t there to get Kaeya, so later Kaeya was worried about where Albedo was and found him passed out in the snow and was so worried about him

- Albedo loves squishmallows and so Kaeya will secretly buy him some

- Once Albedo fell asleep in Kaeya’s hoodie and cuddling a squishmallow, Kaeya was jealous of a squishmallow

- Albedo loves piggyback rides and will tease Jean about it cuz Lisa doesn’t like to give her any

- Their house is surrounded by a koi pond and they will have picnics around it

- Albedo only wants comfort from Kaeya

- Albedo paints Kaeya’s eyepatch or else it’s “boring”

- Kaeya is Albedo’s ‘Human Canvas’

- Albedo wants to dye his hair but is too scared of what it’ll look like, and so Kaeya bleached some of his hair to Albedo’s shade and then dyed it to the color Albedo wants so Albedo will have more confidence in dying his hair

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Dottolone HC:

- Whenever Dottore needs a test subject for his experiments, Pantalone will either offer himself if it’s not lethal (Dottore refuses to operate on him for experiments if it’s lethal) or offer one of his fatui servants

- Pantalone gives Dottore extra mora for his experiments. The other harbingers doesn’t think it’s fair but don’t say anything cuz then their pay will be lowered

- Once someone said something bad about Pantalone and Dottore had them be his next test subject on an experiment that he knew would be lethal

- Sometimes Dottore gets overstimulated and only wants attention from Pantalone during that

- On their first date, Pantalone spoiled Dottore to as much stuff as he wanted

- Dottore is Pantalone’s protective ‘dog’

- Pantalone gets sick in the winter alot and at first Dottore was super concerned because uh- it gets bad

- Once Childe punched Dottore cuz Dottore wanted to see what would happen. Childe’s pay halved for a year, it would’ve been 2 if Dottore didn’t tell Pantalone to just do 1 year

- On Dottore’s birthday, Pantalone spoiled him rotten

- During Signora’s funeral, they had to stop the ceremony many times cuz Dottore wouldn’t stop flirting with Pantalone

- During the Fatui Christmas, Pantalone and Dottore couldn’t be found. They were then found later making out in their room

- Their pet names for each other are:

Dottore to Pantalone: Sugar Daddy

Pantalone to Dottore: Sweetheart/Darling

- The first time Dottore called Pantalone ‘Sugar Daddy’ he wasn’t seen or heard from in weeks, he was spotted coming out of him and Pantalone’s room weeks later (He also called Pantalone ‘Daddy’ once and the other Harbingers wouldn’t let him live it down)

- Pantalone hated Dottore’s clones before they got yeeted from existence

- Pantalone draws on Dottore’s arms with markers whenever he’s bored

- Pantalone can do gymnastics really good and Dottore finds it hot

- Pantalone loves cats but Dottore hates them, he still lets Pantalone gets cats though

#happy birthday #genshin fluff #genshin #dottolone #dottore x pantalone #kazuscara #kazuha x scaramouche #kaebedo #kaeya x albedo #genshin impact #hi amber

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