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A lineup/write up of my iteration of the green mean ninja team! These weirdo sewer punks are here to kick butt and cause mayhem
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#tmnt design#tmnt au#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt raphael#tmnt leonardo#tmnt donatello#michelangelo#raphael#donatello#leonardo#Sewer Punks#kettlebird art#look I know it's christmas eve but. C'mon. Turtles.#also they're all red eared sliders#in case it wasn't clear#even donnie despite his lack of 'red ears'#Also if you have any questions or feedback feel free to shoot me an ask! I'm very excited about these boys
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c'mon carlos, in a minute mi vida.
get in the water i'm just soaking up
with me: the view:
#the view in question is his muppet#in case it wasn't clear#they're together your honor#source: trust me bro#pic credits; pinterest and instagram#carlando#carlando prompt#carlos sainz jr#lando norris#formula 1#i'm a big fan of the headcanon that carlos calls lando ❛ mi vida ❜ after they start dating officially#the hard launch is nearing dw pals <33#stella's textposts
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Vance Hopper fans who have “Billy Hargrove stans DNI” on their account confuse and amuse me. Like bestie, your babygirl was fully prepared to stab a bitch over a pinball game and you wanna talk bad about Billy?
#I love both of them#in case it wasn't clear#billy hargrove#vance hopper#they’re both my boys who deserved better#same character different font
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Single mom Arlecchino and divorce lawyer Focalor who is also a single mom
#in case it wasn't clear#Neuvillette is Focalors son#Arlecchino in the lawyers office and suddenly this gorgeous gorgeous woman showed up outside#a child holding her hand#and jfc she is beautiful#is it an obstruction of court if you date your divorce lawyer halfway?#arlecchino#furina#focalors#arlefuri#arlefoca
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What if l glued shut your butt?
@reversal-mushroom: What if I glued shut your butt?
Inuyasha: How about I glue shut your MOUTH?!
#mlp#mlp ask blog#inuyasha#crossover#au#mlp au#ask blog#kirin#mlp kirin#answer#I feel like we needed some levity#and what's more leavening than making Inuyasha mad?#in case it wasn't clear#I don't necessarily do asks in the order they arrive#just in the order that feels best in the moment#not all jokey jokey asks will get answered#just enough to sprinkle in some fun
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I wanna see Fujin finally smack some sense into Raiden
Fujin: How could you possibly be this foolish?!
Raiden: I am doing what I must, brother
Fujin: By ripping our alliances apart over a teenager's romance?
Raiden: Cassandra Cage has responsibilities, she cannot
Fujin: SHE IS NINETEEN! She is allowed to act her age and it is our responsibility to handle Earthrealm's threats until she and her peers are ready
Raiden: She will never be ready if she does not begin to take this more seriously
Fujin:......what happened to you, Raiden? I remember in the days of old you weeping with me over the plights that befell those whe had sworn to protect. How their pain was our pain and their fights ours too. I remember you sweet talking the elder gods into allowing us enough leeway to help and sacrificing more and more of your own freedom each time.
Fujin: That is the brother I remember, one who was kind, who offered aid and shelter to whoever needed it. When did you change? When did you become this and how long have I been blind to it?
Raiden: Perhaps I have simply come to my senses
Fujin:..........
Raiden: Do you intend to stand against me, brother? Me, who raised you and guided you when the elder gods would not. Me, who overlooked your.....defect, to see the warrior within. Will you fight at my side or against me?
Fujin: I have stood by in silence for too long. I will not allow your cruelty to go unanswered.
Raiden: In that case, I shall see you on the battlefield.
Fujin: For both our sakes, I hope you do not
#Fujin sides with the Lin Kuei#in case it wasn't clear#fujin mk#raiden mk#mortal kombat 11#Frossie War AU
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Post breaks containment in a normal fandom: High flurry of activity for several weeks, hilarious fellow fans adding onto post, possibly several new followers.
Post breaks containment in Star Wars fandom: I am subjected to people's Unsolicited Opinions about fictional religious genocide.
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Just realized that if I have Daniel and Jack become friends their names would combine into the thing everyone has to drink to fucking deal with both of them.
#Fluent Freshman AU#It won't happen because they can't handle being the other one not being obsessed with them#Two magnets of the same polarity repel one another#Jack Daniels AFTG#In case it wasn't clear
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The pavlovian response I had to come to this hellsite to check what was going on with AO3 because I KNEW I would see it trending needs to be studied.
#ao3#archive of our own#literally as soon as the page was down#I was like#TUMBLR THEY'LL KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING#and you did#thanks for never disappointing me#unlike my dad lol#also I genuinely changed to my other connections because Ao3 is tealiable enough that it made me doubt of my wifi first and foremost#like what a flex for a site#btw they are under a DDoS attack#I'll definitely have to fulfill my civic duty and donate again#for now I'll fulfill the civic duty of making a post while laughing at myself and telling you not to refresh#stop refreshing#and go to bed early#in case it wasn't clear#ao3 is down#check updates through tumblr our beloved hellsite
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“Forever,” Peter had promised, seventeen and in love.
And full of shit.
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No Longer Boyish (on ao3)
Peter Parker/Tony Stark | Words: 1,187 (the oneshot that actually was)
In which:
Peter lives long enough to understand how long forever is.
Relationships are a lot of work.
Tony engages in Extremis-aided slow-aging and that's somehow not the plot!
#my writing#starker#look look a finished one-shot!#and I didn't spend a year overthinking it!#who am I!#in case it wasn't clear#I have a bunch of feels about starker's long-term relationship power dynamics#which basically boil down to: only Tony would think that trusting his heart to a teenager is a good idea
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Tbh I love harper bc he struck me as the "nice and well intentioned guy" and imprinted on him immediately, and then he tried to turn me into a cow and started to be weird about him <3
honestly i think he's probably the most well-adjusted character (aside from robin and MAYBE sydney), it's just that the bar is in hell and his social circle is entirely made up of people who also turn people into cows. he's surrounded by bad influences and can we truly blame him for that?
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kpp'ar and viren as orpheus and eurydice except as an orpheus that shoves eurydice down the stairs vs an orpheus who can never convince his eurydice that she's in hell and that she needs to get tf out
#kpp'ar#viren#thinking about them#orpheus and eurydice motif#for someone other than rayllum for once#viren is the orpheus in the first one and kpp'ar is orpheus in the second one#in case it wasn't clear#mine
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... t-trick or treat?
For you friend, please enjoy this perfect stupid snippet from the outline Werewolves 3:
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"Do you, um. Do you like waffles?" Kit says. "Because it's okay if you don't, but if you do, I was, um. I'd really like to buy you some. Please."
Jade squirms. "We open really early, I -"
"Just - in principle. Because they do breakfast for dinner, and it's amazing, and waffles can be dessert, and if you don't want to eat waffles that's fine, and I understand, but I would hate for you to deny yourself waffles because of logistics."
Kit can feel her whole face burning.
"I like waffles very much," Jade says, and her voice is so soft and it's so silly, the way they're talking around it, but it's clearly working. "So much it's a bit scary."
"Well, maybe if there was a night when you had some time off," Kit says. "We could try eating them together."
#the waffles are gay sex#in case it wasn't clear#tanthamore fic#tanthamore#memery#willow: medium powerful magic once adjusted for inflation#tagfic#my fic
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whenever i remember the ending of trollhunters, i am reminded of the treatment of writers and i struggle to remember the virtue of not strangling studio executives and cutting out their tongues.
#trollhunters#3 below#wizards#tales of arcadia#jim lake junior#jim lake jr#claire nunez#aja tarron#krel tarron#douxie#del toro#in case it wasn't clear#i hated that ending so much
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Wei Wuxian plays a dangerous game....
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