SQQ: smt about how absolutely perfect and husband material lbh is, no homo
SQH: yikes, look at how in denial bro is! Haha couldn't be me
Just had a sudden urge to doodle some scumplane!
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Valentino: *calling Angel Dust*
Husk: *answers* Hello, you wart on the ass of Pandemonium.
Valentino: Wha... Is this the bartender? Where's Angel!?
Husk: Don't get your pantyhose in a twist, he's on his way, he just forgot his phone, so you can unclench.
Valentino: Why you...!
Husk: And while we're talking, tell Vox we found all the cameras he snuck into Alastor's bathroom, so he needs to up his game. Toodles. *hangs up*
Charlie: ... There have been no cameras in any bathroom inside the hotel... right?
Husk: I know that, Vox knows that. But Val doesn't, so when he tells Vox we found some, he is gonna think someone is intruding on his territory and be in a tizzy all week, which in turn will keep the other Vees too busy to cause trouble.
Alastor: I knew there was a reason I keep you around.
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Pls give him back his emotional support husband
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Based on a recent dorm experience I had LMAO
This was supposed to be a shitpost sketch and then I just… went off??? For some reason??? And spent 16 HOURS on it??? This is what happens when you use art to procrastinate smh.
Bonus (Not based on real events):
Original w/o text
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*Damian, watching Jason tend to various bruises after a wrestling match with Artemis*
Damian: Hmph. Only a pathetic simp like you would enjoy being dominated in such a way by a woman. Amazon warrior or not.
Jason: Heh you say that now demon brat. But mark my words, you'll be singing a different tune once you meet your own little spitfire. It's only a matter of time.
Damian: Tt. I sincerely doubt that.
a month later at Gotham Academy
*Ellie, pops out of nowhere to slam and pin Damian to a wall after overhearing him badmouth Danny to Jon behind his back once he walked off with Duke after being introduced*
Ellie: Take it back! Take it back now you snobby S.O.B.! You take back what you said about my brother! Or I'll eat your FiLtHy, ROTTEN SOUL!
*Damian, slack against the wall and heart pounding as he scowls while blushing furiously*
Damian: dammit, Todd was right!
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