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spottedgardeneelstan · 7 months

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romance route unlocked!

based on this post, which seemed like an interaction shen jiu would have

#svsss #shen jiu #shang qinghua #scumplane #original shen qingqiu #for anyone curious #the system does say the congratsx3 message on it #honestly i don’t have a lot of notes on this one…#it says everything on its own #they fucked after this probably idk #shen jiu is ooc here. whatever #also i’m done jiuposting for now sorry lololol

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star-mail · 5 months

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some sillying

more virus shen jiu au ! part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4

when when ppl talk about writing it

#art #mxtx #svsss #svsss au #virus shen jiu au #the scum villain's self saving system #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #shen bros #scumplane #jiuplane #more shenanigans !!#this is slightly a scumplane set up #its mostly platonic though considering i dont draw romance stuff alot #i just enjoy their duo :]

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slouph · 1 year

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HELP!! I transmitigated into my own novel and developed Complex Feelings for the SCUM VILLIAN!!!

#svsss #svsss meta #scumplane #sqh #shen jiu #shang qinghua #comic #my art #I'll never forget that SQH was incredibly sincere when he tried to give Shen Jiu advice to change the plot #He would be terrified but also have a soft spot for his most complex and tragic character #his son #his lil meow meow #melon seeds as an offer of friendship

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sairusboom · 1 year

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my arts for ScumPlane fic on ao3

“My Scariest Shixiong Can't Read My Mind”

#svsss #scumplane #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #jiuplane

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greentrickster · 7 days

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Okay, so, been reading some good scumplane (OG!Shen Qingqiu/Airplane) lately, because in this house we support Airplane being loved by terrifying/terrifyingly hot men, but also, like... I do love Moshang just so so much as a ship.

And all this has awoken a mighty need in me.

A need for a Moshangjiu fic with scumplane getting established first and then bringing our favorite popsicle in on things.

Anyway, scenario! Shen Qingqiu starts noticing Shang Qinghua when they're disciples via the classic scenario of being smart enough to realize something is fishy about SQH being the only survivor of a demon attack, begins paying attention to his most anxious shidi, accidentally shows his most anxious shidi the simplest of Human Kindness, accidentally becomes shidi's favorite shixiong, accidentally becomes friends with shidi, accidentally catches feelings. Continues being a Sneaky Bastard in order to figure out what shidi is up to (and now also to confirm shidi is single).

Ah, shidi is entangled with an Ice Demon. This shixiong will make use of his scholarly peak's library to learn all and then decide to- wait. Wait, it's super violent by human standards, but is it- is this demon attempting to... court shidi?

...

Not if SQQ dates him first he's not!!!

There follows a whirlwind romance between SQQ and SQH where no one really knows what's going on, especially the two involved, it involves a lot of shit talking about everyone else in their lives, snacks, and accidental trauma bonding.

Also Airplane being Airplane and accidentally spilling that not only is he also kinda crushing (bad) on Mobei-jun, but also Mobei-jun's entire backstory and please, shixiong, I know it all looks bad but this shidi's house is literally the only place in the world it's completely safe for his king to sleep, everyone deserves to sleep without having to worry about their relatives murdering them for things that aren't their fault from time to time, right, shixiong???

Shen Qingqiu: ...goddammit, the demon's a fellow sad little meow meow. (only not in these exact words because he doesn't know these phrases, naturally)

In a wild, bold, and - dare I say it - shockingly sexy convolution of thought processes and ideas, SQQ manages to finagle SQH into letting him meet with MBJ (SQH nearly has a heart attack three times in the process but it's fine, it's cool, this is his life, this may as well happen, it's fine-).

SQQ: It has come to my attention that my shidi is spying for you on our sect.

MBJ: (glowering at SQH, who is cowering behind shixiong wondering how he got talked into all this)

SQQ: However it also appears that this is merely a cover story and the only thing you really do is use his room to nap. And also that you are quite fond of him.

SQH: (This is it, this is how I die. Again.)

MBJ: (...if I stare straight ahead and don't change my expression, no one will be able to tell that he's right)

SQQ: So anyway I think you should join Cang Qiong Mountain Sect.

MBJ: (gears grinding)

SQH: (squawking splutters of protest and confusion)

SQQ: (who speaks panicking!SQH at this point) Stop that, it's perfectly reasonable. He has the head disciple of our logistics peak under his thumb, it would be the simplest thing in the world for him to have you throw the sect into absolute chaos without even trying, then organize an attack, swoop in, and crush us all. He could have done it years ago, but he never has, he never even seems to initiate anything. I don't think he even cares about taking the Northern Throne, I think he's just incompetent about wanting to spend time with you. So he might as well just lie low until our shizuns ascend and then I'll take him on as a disciple on Qing Jing and you two can stop sneaking around like idiots.

MBJ: >8O

SQQ: Are you actually opposed?

MBJ: (folds arms and looks away sulkily, because like... it's true but you don't have to say it like that)

SQH: 8O ...reverse uno...

SQQ: What?

SQH: You're reverse unoing my blorbo!

SQQ: Quit making up word-

SQQ cannot continue because the System just presented the option to accept this potential new plot line (even if it does have the rather confusing title of 'Shidi Has Two Hands'), and holy shit, Mobei-jun seems to be potentially down for it, holy shit, apparently Mobei-jun actually likes me, holy shit, SQQ may have just solved all my problems-?!? This is great, this is fantastic, this is the best day of my life, this- is a long time I'm being allowed to be myself about all this, why is Shen shixiong not interrupting...?

Ah.

It is because I am kissing him full on the lips.

Cool cool cool.

At least I'm gonna die on a high note.

SQQ: O///O o_o (ahem) Shidi's- shidi's a really bad kisser.

SQH: Ah-haha, I can explain-

SQQ: We should work on that. Later.

SQH: (BEST DAY OF BOTH MY LIVES!!!)

MBJ: (I... did not actually hate watching that. Hm.)

Anyway, he agrees to the plan, SQQ and SQH start dating, some more time passes, the previous generation of peak lords ascend, the new generation take their places, and a week later Mobei-jun is an outer disciple of Qing Jing Peak.

The other peak lords are not amused, Qingqiu that is a demon, no.

SQQ: So what I'm hearing is that whole 'Cang Qiong will accept anyone from anywhere' philosophy was a lie then?

He's a demon!

SQQ: Children can't help where they're born. Now if you'll excuse me, I have classes to teach.

First lesson of the day is SQH and SQQ are a package deal, take it or leave it. Second lesson is no canoodling with Shang Shibo until you've finished with lessons and chores for the day. Third lesson is if you see any Bai Zhan disciples hassling our peak's disciples you can break their swords. Just snap 'em in half. Throw them off the peak. Don't kill them, but do make them cry.

SQH, meanwhile, has now seen MBJ in an outer disciple uniform and had a whole bunch of new awakenings on top of all the other things he already knew about himself.

And, in a twist of dramatic irony... Qing Jing's first disciple to ever have demonic heritage decides the dorms are a no-go after one night because, to him, they are broiling hot, how can anyone sleep in this heat, and chooses to go sleep in the wood shed instead.

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #moshang #scumplane #moshangjiu #shang qinghua #mobei jun #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #super fast and dirty outline to banish this plot bunny from my brain and inflict it on others instead

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mooncheese3 · 8 months

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requests from twt :DDD

for this one ylj and their shizuns are extra early for a meeting, so they have no one to use as an excuse to not interact with each other for more than a minute (yqy loves that but he can also feel the awkward tension hes been sandwiched between)

#scumplane #sj is so catboy coded #bingjiuyuan #sj is so fun to bully #yueliujiu #HNGASHJDJJ #I WANNA CHOMP THESE 3 #svsss #mxtx

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shenjiuislife · 4 months

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shang qinghua: i'm cool!

shang qinghua: i'm THE coolest.

shang qinghua: in fact, i was once arrested for being TOO cool!

shen jiu, filing his nails: the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

#svsss #mxtx #incorrect quotes #shen jiu #danmei #svsss incorrect quotes #shang qinghua #scumplane #shipping

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nessberry · 3 months

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shangjiu would work out for no reason other than shen jiu would absolutely love the status of literally dating God

#they would also work for many other reasons but not getting into that rn #reading fic of them lately and omg i love them sm #i say this but i also think shen jiu would attempt to murder airplane for basically being the cause of all his suffering #but also....the Status....the Power....the Knowledge #hed love it #shen jiu #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #shangjiu #airplanejiu #jiuairplane #jiushang #scumplane

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scumplanecucumberaircraft · 7 months

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Shang Qinghua to Shen Jiu: Pros and cons of dating me.  Shang Qinghua: Pros. You'll be the attractive one.  Shang Qinghua: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-