Lots of sad fics about MC inevitably getting older and dying, but consider this; accidental immortality? I’d like to imagine everyone getting stressed and worried because they know you’ll die in less than 100 years, and we all know how demons don’t really notice the passage of time in the same way that humans do, and it cracks me up to imagine the boys celebrating your 50th birthday to only just realise you’ve not aged a day since they met? satan peering at you in a perplexed way from across the dinner table as you reach forward with a perfectly youthful hand to cut the cake for everyone,for him to just reach out and grab your hand, inspecting it for signs of aging as mammon grumbles in the back about “hey, whaddya think ya doin’, chump? Ya ain’t their number one-“ to have him wave a hand to indicate silence as he looks at you with a harrowing gaze. “You’re 50, right? Shouldn’t you.. look…different?” His punctuated confusion just sets off a bomb in everyone else’s heads as they realise that truly, their darling mc hasn’t aged a day? How could anyone have not noticed? Cackling tbh

hi i would LOVE to hear more about the immortality fic if you'd like to share? <3

This one will most likely be toward the end of Febuwhump because it’s one of two that might get away from me in length if I let it. Basically the clones are beings who don’t age, and they settle on Ahch-To slightly before the Jedi. Obi-Wan crashes on the planet, and Cody and his brothers fish him out of the ocean, and he tells them that he’s looking for a place for his family to settle. The Jedi join the clones and over the centuries the clones come to be protectors of the Jedi who always seem to find their way back to them in each life. Of course, not every life is ideal, and things sometimes go terribly wrong. It will be snippets of Codywan’s lives together with cameos from other clones and their Jedi.

After a deal gone wrong, Regina finds herself cursed with the gift of eternal life. In hopes of finding a cure for her dilemma, she finds herself face to face with woman called Emma Swan, who is also looking for the man who has made them both immortal. Together, they must travel the world in search of answers (and maybe even fall in love along the way).

this is about to be such a long fic lol but chapter 2 is up <3

no turning back (ready or not) - @clonebang 2023 Team 7 Authors: @flowerparrish & kbirb Artist: @PaxDuane Word Count: 10,310 Fandom: Clone Wars Rating: Teen & Up Audiences Relationships: Jon Antilles/CT-782 | Hevy, Cutup & Droidbait & Echo & Fives & Hevy (Star Wars), Jon Antilles & Fay, Fay & CT-782 | Hevy Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Immortal, Canon-Typical Violence, Temporary Character Death, Canonical Character Death, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Old Guard AU, Fix-It of Sorts, Mental Connection/Psychic Connection, psychic dreams, That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars), Force Bond (Star Wars), Immortality, POV Alternating, Mentioned Quinlan Vos, Pre-Relationship, Developing Relationship, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Hopeful Ending Summary:

It is rare for the Force to create immortals. So rare that only those who remain know. When Jon Antilles dies, he wakes back up, but he is not alone. After the events of Rishi Moon, Hevy wakes up. Alone but dreaming. Dreaming of two Jedi he does not know, who dream of him too. Or, a Jon/Hevy Old Guard AU

featuring gorgeous artwork from PaxDuane:

I am a sucker for Au’s that are so far away removed from the original, that it’s basically an original story, but with all my beloved characters and relationships.

Anyways, immortal Dee Au. It’s him right after clawing his way up from his grave after the first time he died. Did I mention I live for angst?

Yes I drew him in his normal clothes, because I really think he would hate being buried in a suit, so he was buried in what he was comfortable in.

Basically the Au is just: Dee’s having one hell of a time and can not catch a break. Also, how do you approach your family after they buried you like a month ago?

I don’t think I’m going to write anything of this, but if someone wishes to, please tell me so I can read it.

Please don’t post my art to other sites, thank you.

-Mischief out

I have been thinking So Much about immortal Exile and Revan (because getting cut off from the thing that binds all living things in the way she did messed up Meetra's connection to mortality, and the sith magic kinda stuck to Revan)

Because like...they're tragic lesbians; they just fly around being Space Mums together; Meetra gets to watch and nourish the order she planted the seeds for grow into something beautiful and better than the order that exiled her; Revan gets to enact the social justice she justly deserves to enact; they're both incredibly powerful but the millennia of time they have lived had limited how much they access it

(Also then Meetra gets to play an actual part in the swtor storyline and I can and will get into that if asked)

(I will also talk about my swtor OCs, I've been playing that game all week after a few months hiatus and I am once again Obsessed)

But back to the immortality AU - Meetra is Yoda's teacher, and also Tarre Vizsla's (although that one is kinda a joint effort between her and Revan)

Meetra goes through Exile Arc 2: Electric Boogaloo after she gives the order to Bastila, and starts travelling the edge of the galaxy, searching for a sign of Revan but also slightly drowning herself in her Perpetual Self-Hatred™ until one of the swtor MCs finds her and drags her back into Galactic Politics

I haven't read enough high republic to know how they'd affect that yet lol

Is this considered a couples quarrel?

[text says: Mitsuki: "20$ Tartarus"

Inko: "10$ he just straight up murders Hisashi."]

Do you wanna cry? Boy do I have the fic for you! You too can sob on a Saturday night as you eat cold pizza, and read about the same two characters falling in love alone in your room!

The world around them changed.

Yet he and Shadow stayed the same.

An immortality au where Sonic finds out he is immortal, and how his life is after that.

Bro this immortality au got me using one of those fake group chat things tf. fun as hell. Anyway this is really out of context.

Immortality au my beloved wish I did more with it

Proof that I do actually write sometimes plus this was too funny to hold on to until it goes on ao3

Poseidon's voice rumbled through the throne room like an oncoming wave, threatening to sweep Rachel away along with everything else in his path.

"You infiltrate my palace, seduce my son -"

"Excuse you, your son seduced me," Rachel shot back, cutting off the sea God and earning a laugh from Percy, who was supposed to be the image of somber remorse right now.

"I would say it was a mutual seduction," he muttered from his spot next to his father, just loud enough that it echoed off the walls.

They both turned to glare at him.

thinking about immortal merlin, mordred, morgana, and leon au <3 (pretends that it wasn’t at least half a year ago that i was talking about that and acts like it’s a common knowledge au that everyone knows about)

Life Rates AU

Have you ever wondered why they called them “mortality” rates? It’s almost like they’re marking the likelihood of being forced to face your own mortality, but they put a different label on it because “death rate” just didn’t have the same anti-morbid ring to it.

There’s also a rumor that there’s information hidden in the oldest places in the world, where names and ages are whispered in secrecy: the Vatican Archives, the Illuminati Vaults, the Royal Air Force Menwith Hill in England, Area 51, the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, even some corners of the Dark Web.

It’s easy to try and guess what they’re hiding there, but what if I told you the core piece of information they’re dedicated to hiding isn’t nuclear launch codes, the existence of aliens, or the location of the Antichrist. What if I told you they’re hiding the most important thing to the continuation of human existence: our immortality rates.

Savage Grace: Chapter Seven

Pairing: Viggo Grimborn/Krogan

Summary: How did Krogan find himself as an immortal? At first, being immortal is cool and fascinating for Krogan. The fact that he can survive through injuries that would kill most normal people if amusing, however, the idea of "Not Dying" becomes stale after a while. Especially with Krogan's newest babysitter, a college teacher named Viggo Maurice Grimborn II.

Characters: Viggo Grimborn, Krogan

A/N: I really should have updated this sooner, however more twists and turns are on the way!

Krogan put his feet up on the dash of his car above the steering wheel. Thanks to the government, the bastards, he’d been given a drivers test and had to get an ID, which was… unfortunate for him. Twenty years since that horrid surgery. Twenty years of constannt fuck ups on the governnment’s part, assigning him with fucking “babysitters”, or so he thought. 

He didn’t need a fucking babysitter. 

But the last one quit, and now he was being shoved into the hands of some random college professor. 

Growling, he narrowed his eyes, and flicked them over to look at the radio The guy was ten minutes late, and the stupid, black van with government idiots was still parked too close to the ass of his car; a 1967 Ford Mustang GT Hatchback that he’d fixed up himself, considering he found cars very interesting. 

He lifted his head, he spied a nice, shiny new Lincoln pulling down the street, the black paint and fancy chrome rims making the car stick out like a sore thumb with all of the other high-end vehicles that lined the street and were parked in driveways. 

Krogan watched the van behind him start to back up, and a small scowl curled the corners of his lips. 

He leaned down, and fiddled with the radio, turning it up. If the college professor had any shit to say about his music tastes, then that was on him. 

After his last caretaker quit, he found that he was still too pissed at them to watch the car pull in the driveway. 

He closed his eyes, and leaned his head back against his seat, his eyes rolling aimlessly underneath his eyelids, letting himself doze off to the sound of a soft, soothing violin. 

Ao3

Harmony Syndrome Part 5/5

The last chapter of my mlp infection AU! Thank you to everyone who followed along. Some final thoughts on my twitter @cracklewink if anyone's interested : )

Fazbear Entertainment did not program him to deal with that

Inspired by @puppetmaster13u and various dragon aus they have.

BUT! This is also a bit of a fantasy/DnD au I guess...? IDK BUT HERE WE GO-

Okay now so, I'm imagining that that Danny, Tucker, and Sam create a pocket dimension for their game via the use of reality warping (via scepter) and something given to them by Pariah Dark before he went off on that whole honey moon thing with Clockwork.

For the record, Danny isn't the ghost king here, Pariah Dark is he's just the prince.

Sam created a garden from the barren earth, that eventually grew into a great forest and spread out to the rest of the world, which technically made her the creator of life but anyways. So, she's holed up in said garden turned forest.

Tucker bestowed upon his subjects (after they were made of course) knowledge and technology and is regarded as the greatest teacher in that world's history.

Danny? Oh yea he became that one that giant dragon that everyone knows is there, is afraid of, and just sleeps all day in this one specific place. You'd have to cut him some slack though, because no one told him creating a world and its laws would be so hard even with help.

That and him, as the one with basically the most knowledge and resident fanboy of space, created the stars surrounding the place as well!

Of course, they couldn't stay there all of the time. What with work (Tucker), high-society (Sam), and studying (Why the heck did Danny decide to go to collage again?). That entire place was just made to play around in before they had to go their separate ways and be, you know, actual adults, so it was easy enough to let go of it really.

Except for Danny. Not of any great reason, really, he just needed someplace where he could quietly study in peace, nap, think or just get away from the Ghost Zone before he had to go through all that princely nonsense again. Plus, none of their creations in that pocket dimension really wanted to mess with the giant fuck off dragon who was said to created the place anyways.

For the record, Danny is more of an eastern dragon in design with a long body rather than western. So that probably just added more into his intimidation with his sheer length.

So, you know, of course he would have been none too pleased when someone actually did disturb his solitude (as stated by the dimension's residents) as soon as the world was thrown off-balance by an outside force.

Meanwhile, Klarion the Witch boy is having the time of his life coming across a whole world that somehow hasn't been affected by Order or Chaos. So he's capitalizing on that.

Then he came across a place that was said to be sacred, not that he cared, and then came across a boy who didn't look a day over his teens (which frankly doesn't say much in regards to immortals) with a frankly long tail that looked longer than he was tall and very majestic looking horns.

Danny was annoyed yet curious, Klarion was surprised yet delighted.