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avatarofcats · 4 months
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Beel enters the family room carrying a blanket wrapped bundle that he sets on a couch.
Mammon: Hey ain’t that MC?
Satan: why do you have them bundled in a blanket like that Beel?
Beel: Cause then you guys won’t see them.
Levi: pppfft what?
Asmo: Beel honey…that doesn’t make sense.
Belphie: No, no it kinda does…isn’t there a human story for kids that if you put a blanket over your head the monster can’t see you?
Mammon: who ya calling monsters?!
Solomon: Ah! Good you’re all here. Have any of you seen MC? I wanted to invite them to dinner at Purgatory Hall. I was going to make a dish Raphael said was really good.
Mammon/Satan/Asmo/Levi/Belphie/Beel: Haven’t seen them in hours!
Lucifer: I last saw them in their room. Perhaps they went out for a walk?
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avatarofcats · 5 months
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mf when you instantly see the biggest spoiler known to man complete with screen grabs
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avatarofcats · 5 months
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Ok ok!! Here me out ok!! But yk how in obey me!! Shall we date Lilith gives her human love the golden fruit or whatever then she is outcasted and nearly killed before being reincarnated as a human, right, right? So as I know it the fruit would give someone endless knowledge and life and you know who seemingly has Neverending knowledge and experience, SOLOMON! so what if Solomon is Liliths exlover and that's why Lucifer tells you to be weary of him??? ... maybe you all knew this and I'm late to the train but give me slack, I have a life and haven't played in like a year 😅😭
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avatarofcats · 5 months
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like to charge reblog to cast lmao
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reblog to hit lucifer with a slipper
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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my dog is a national treasure this has been a psa
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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I love “no scrubs” by TLC and always start signing to it when it comes on but I always get a flash to mammons face and I’m just like
hmmm,,
Maybe ,,,,
one scrub
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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ok so what I’m reading from this is I’ve got some mountains to climb
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I love Obey Me but I got stun locked when I found out their official heights
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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[grabs your shoulders and shakes you] something being widely accepted fanon does not actually make it "basically canon" and it doesn't mean people who don't incorporate it into their fics or acknowledge it are doing something wrong
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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didn’t realise how belphie coded I was tbh
bought a sex toy bundle and it came with a sensory mask and I’m just using it to sleep with cause it’s softer than my actual sleep mask
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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This is hilarious omg
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approximation of an idea i had for how ik solves levi's ordeal whenever it's his turn for this weird demon puberty everyone in nb s2 is having
from this post
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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Simeon, stop throwing yandere vibeS HOLY SHIT-
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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Idgaf if ur masc. start meowing
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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accidentally typed Stan instead of Satan
That’s it
That’s the headcannon
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avatarofcats · 6 months
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still my scenario of what happens if we can go back to the original timeline but i made it longer.
set in nightbringer timeline
mc's gender is not mentioned
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You have made seven pacts with the seven most powerful demons in Devildom, and now what?
You got your power back; Solomon got his power back, and now what?
And now what?
"Your" seven demons are now happier than ever and are unaware that your pacts with them is only for you to return to a world where they do not exist. You love Devildom, but this is not your Devildom, this may not even be the Devildom you are allowed to exist. You love your seven demons, but these demons are not demons that you want to be with.
You are contradictory, obviously.
And now what?
You remember the reason why Nightbringer brought you to this world: "to find happiness", right? You were happy; you were truly happy. In this world, you have found happiness and you are sure that Nightbringer must be satisfied with the result by now. Satan has accepted himself as part of the family; the remaining six brothers have overcome the trauma from that brutal war and now accept themselves as demons—the most powerful demons in this Devildom.
And now what?
Your role here has ended. Just like the times you accidentally returned to the past before, the seven brothers, Diavolo, Barbatos, Luke, and Simeon—of this world will completely forget you; only the effects of what you did will be the only thing that is left behind. Have you made the people you love into the people you love now, you wondered? You don't understand. You don't know. Everything that has happened to you now is like a dream you cannot run away from.
And now what?
You feel scared.
You suddenly think of familiar faces and voices that you haven't seen or heard for a long time - faces and voices belongs to the demons and angels of the world you came from. How worried were they when you suddenly disappeared from their life? How long have you been here? Have they forgotten you? And you are afraid. You are always afraid. But at this moment, the moment you are about to return to your home, fear is like a tsunami coming, washing away all the words of self-reassurance that you whispered to yourself before, washing away all the stronghold of reasons that you gave yourself. The castle which you once built up in your mind crumbles, and fear occupies the desolate land of your soul. You are afraid. You are afraid that you have caused pain to those you love while pretending to be happy in this timeline. You are afraid that those you love have given up while waiting for you. Or perhaps there was a moment when you chose to give up on returning to them; or perhaps, for a moment, you forgot the despair they suffered. And you are afraid.
And now what?
You must return.
You need to go back.
You have no choice; you have no other answer.
You took advantage of "their" love, even though the formation of the pact between you and the seven brothers was based on free will; you still think that you took advantage of "them," the demons of the past, only to return to your demons in the present.
You did everything: helping the brothers overcome the pain of war, establishing Royal Academy of Diavolo, forging pacts with the seven most powerful demons—all of that, just to return to your timeline and your world.
Perhaps you are indeed Solomon's student, who is now standing in front of Diavolo and Barbatos, expressing his regret at "having to return to the human world due to some sudden works ". Diavolo once again expressed his gratitude as prince of Devildom, and Barbatos once again informed you and Solomon that the portal to travel between worlds was ready.
And there they were, behind your back. You had told them about this a few weeks ago, and you had said all sorts of goodbye. And there they were, looking at you.You announced your departure a few weeks ago, and both you and they have said so many goodbyes. They stand there, and have no idea that this "unexpected return trip" was just a lie, a pathetic lie. You will return, as you promised, but not to this place—a place that belongs to an old timeline, a place that belongs to the past. But you will return; you muttered it again. No matter what, you'll keep your promise, right? Because you always keep your promises, isn’t that why they love you so much?
The portal is opened, and you turn around to see the demons of this world one last time. You know you must not be attached, sad, or sentimental. You are not allowed to, you don't deserve to. You do not belong to this world; you also don’t belong to these demons in the same way that these demons will not belong to you.
Your eyes meet Lucifer's ruby eyes; you cannot see any emotion in those eyes. Somehow, Lucifer is sure that you will never return to him, at least in this world. He once heard you call his name in such a familiar and strange way that it tore his heart apart. You said you would return—to return to that beloved name that he could never compare to. Perhaps it's because of his fantasy, or because of the absolute trust he places in you, or because he loves you so much that he can't bear to expose your clumsy lies; he hopes, hopes, hopes you will come back.
Mammon cannot look straight at you; he never could, nor could Mammon in your world. Is he trying to hold back the tears that he never wants you to see? Or does he know that as long as his eyes meet yours, he will never be able to let you leave? But you know he is always looking at you, always like that.
Levi lowers his head, Satan waves goodbye to you, and you can see tears forming in Asmo's eyes. Beel gives you the saddest look that you know would haunt you in the back of your mind, while Belphie buried his face in his twin's chest.
You look at them one last time, as if you would never see each other again. And perhaps that is the truth; you never will. Your image in their minds will be erased once you return to your timeline. That's how time works. That is the law of time and space. They will be happy until they see you again. They will be happy without your memory until you see them again.
You don't want them to see you cry. You will meet your demons again. Soon, as soon as you return to your own time, you will meet them again—or rather, thousands of years later. You will meet them again and return to the place you always called home, as you promised.
“I'll see everyone again soon, I promise.”
And you turns around.
Solomon wraps his arms around your shoulders and leads you through Barbatos's time-space portal. When this gate leads you and Solomon back to the Human World, Barbatos in your-world will open another gate to bring you and Solomon back to the old timeline. You don't know how Solomon and Barbatos in your-world communicated with each other, but perhaps there are things you have to live long enough to understand.
You hardly remember very well all that happened after you and Solomon passed through the gate, even if you had done this countless times before. Solomon holds on tight to you while you keep your eyes shut. You feel dizzy and tired. You feel like you are walking through countless gates of a tunnel without any light. Solomon holds you tightly in his arms, leaves you nestled in this thick cloak, as if he let go for even a moment, like he was scared that you would disappear from his life one more time and he couldn't bring you back.
You don't know how much time passed, and Solomon stops. He still doesn't loosen his grip on you.Then, you can hear his whisper, "...Are you ready to go back?".
You cannot answer Solomon. You feel sweat trickling down your temples as your spine turns cold. You don't know; are you ready to go back? Are you ready? Are you worthy of returning? Fear once again takes hold of your mind, like a monster is swallowing you whole. Are you worthy of returning? Do you worth it or not? You remember the first day Nightbringer took you to the past. In that timeline, the strange look they once gave you are still a horrifying nightmare that haunts you to today. What should you do if they forget you again? Or worse, what should you do if you and Solomon can never return to the timeline you belong to? You don't know, and perhaps you would have let fear overcome you if Solomon hadn't once again tightened his grip. You open your eyes and raise your head, facing Solomon's smokey purple eyes. Just like you promised your demon brothers, Solomon also promised that he would bring you back.
You take a deep breath, and maybe you're not ready, and maybe you never will be, but you always keep your promise.
“Let's go, Solomon.” You slightly nod to the sorcerer, and Solomon gives you the confident smile he always wear as an assurance. You closed your eyes again, and you heard Solomon begin to mutter the teleportation spell, and you felt yourself begin to fall.
One.
Two.
Three.
You think you are used to teleporting like this, but it turns out you can never land properly.
You fall straight op top of someone.
You slowly open your eyes, and what you see was the familiar ceiling of the student council hall.
You look around, and the demons in the room stare at you in disbelief.
The emerald green eyes stare at you in disbelief.
And before you can identify whether you are truly returning home or still sticking in the past, a pair of arms tightens around you, and there is a trembling voice: “You're back..."
Somehow, you know that you have truly returned.
You hear your voice trembling too.
"I'm back."
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avatarofcats · 7 months
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/kICKS DOWN DOOR FORCEFULLY
I cANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT AN OBEY ME PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AU???
I was listening to the Davy Jones song and when she sang “ten long years, I’ll wait to go by; my love will never die.” Just imagine leviathan being the captain of the ship ajfisjshxycjd- pirate garb??? HhHhHhH
I can’t get over the idea of Satan being a less weathered version of barbossa ngl
Also also that scene where Davy Jones can’t go onshore yet so they make him walk with seawater buckets??? Thinking about leviathan doing this absolutely SENDS me
I just desperately need the brothers and dateables to be pirates for ONE thing
pleaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeee someone with less adhd than me commit to this I bEG
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avatarofcats · 7 months
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not sure how but Solomon randomly jumped from a hated character to an absolute fave in the space of a day,?? Feel so guilty for ever hating on his stupid magical ass :((
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avatarofcats · 7 months
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the reason I’m glad I’m not the MC of the og and nightbringer games [besides literally every single other stress] is because I literally do weird shit to the point of being vexing tbh
like picture this: tired af brothers at the table trying to eat breakfast at 6AM, me ranting incessantly over an energy drink and cigarette about the fact that ghost hunters and scientists should be friends, but they usually aren’t (no I haven’t slept why are you asking lucifer these eyebags are GUCCI)
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