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BG3: has an entire wealth of multilayed, well-written characters that the player can romance, with interesting personalities and dynamic, engaging stories; including hot aliens, goth girls, buff lesbians, and brooding vampires
Me: literally only wants to fuck these two
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate#baldur's gate kar'niss#kar'niss#baldur's gate rolan#rolan#monsterfucking#monsterfucker#not obey me#not om
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Death flag headcanons
Fandom - What in “Hell” is bad?
Characters - Satan, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Mammon
Warning - even though this writing is SFW in itself, the game I write about is not. So I kindly ask minors pls ignore this, I don’t want you to read the post and get curious. Also angst.
Satan
You are standing behind him as he shields you from the dangers of the battlefield. You are surrounded by enemies on all sides. He looks back at you, smiles before pushing you to Sitri, telling him to take you to safety before sprinting himself towards the enemies. It’s a battle he isn’t sure he could win.
Leviathan
Before the battle, you notice him being silent. Leviathan is usually silent, but his silence this time has something different to it. You can’t point out the exact reason you feel so but you are sure of it. Even though he’s not talking, you can tell from his body language that he needs to spend time with you, like he desperately needs it, like it could be the last time for him.
Beelzebub
A few days before the battle, he suddenly quits everything he likes, from smoking to gambling to drinking. And instead of taking you to a lively and noisy place like a party or a casino, he takes you to some place quiet to spend time together with you, just the two of you.
Mammon
A few days before the battle, he suddenly tells you if you want to inherit something from him then he mentions you could ask for his wealth-making feet, provided that they survive. When Mammon sees your concern and worried face, he tells you it was a joke. But you know Mammon is not the type to go joking around.
Tag. @sparkbeast20
#what in “hell” is bad?#whb#whb writing#whb satan#whb leviathan#whb beelzebub#whb mammon#whb headcanons#not obey me
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Human as you are
When you tell him you want to demat his hair, you're met with a scoff
"It'd have to be cut. All of it. Make me uglier than I already am" he snarls
You disagree, and sweetly push, reassure, promise
He rolls his eyes, fights, tries to intimidate
Mumbles a sarcastic "only if you're naked, too"
He hopes it shuts you up. Embarrasses. Deflects your horrible insistence
To his shock, terror, you agree.
You sit behind him, nude in water a little too warm for your liking, muscles undoubtedly to cramp in the small space of a tub not meant for two people, but that's okay
It's claustrophobic, suffocating
But that's okay, too, because he's letting you close to him
Letting himself be vulnerable
An honor even his sister rarely sees, you're aware, even if he's mostly hidden himself from you by the ridiculous amount of soap bubbles that surround your bodies like snowfall
Even if he refuses to let his weary eyes meet yours
Gentle hands soak his gnarled, broken strands with conditioner and detanglers
He flinches under your touch
Your touch, which has never hurt him, would never, could never
But the world has, the world will, the world takes wicked joy in it, and that is enough to justify the tenseness of his shoulders and the bobbing of his throat as he swallows, forcing himself to still
To trust his judgement
To trust you
You pretend not to notice, preserve his pride, devour your own
He swears it burns where your flesh touches his, wonders if you think him as diseased as everyone else does, wonders if you even care
Wonders if Daki allowed you this time away from scrubbing floors to spoil her dear brother
Wonders how you stand the stench, human as you are, of the blood and gore and the decomposing filth that may as well take up as much of his head as his dark locks do
A bladed comb cuts through the worst of it, straightening the rest as much as his hair allows
He watches your reflection in the water, watches your tongue poke through your lips as you concentrate on a particularly stubborn mat, watches you smile as you massage the falling suds into the spots on his shoulders- not to erase but to soothe
You would never hurt him
You work long, and pull so many unsavable chunks from his head he fears you really might cut him bald
You work hard, and resist the urge to playfully squish the inky dots below the corners of his mouth
There's no pain in your work, not enough for an Oni of his strength to notice, but you apologize every time the brush catches his knots anyway
It's cute
You're cute, he thinks
Eventually, slowly, he allows himself to lean into you
Relaxes in the warmth surrounding him
He tells himself it's only so you don't have to stretch so far to reach him
Wouldn't want you to hurt your weak human arms
Ignores the inner voice that snickers with the knowledge that if he weren't so ugly, prideful, scared, he may have even allowed himself to smile
And when you leave, finally, to let him to wash his lower half without the threat of you, and he's left to sit in cooling water, eyes wide in the confusion that someone dares to care for him in such a way, like he's not disgusting, like he's not a monster, like he's a person, he pretends the tears threatening to fall is just the water left from his hair.
#not obey me#gyutaro#gyutaro x you#gyutaro x reader#i dont remember writing this#found it in my notes after taking too much sleepy herbs to combat my insomnia#bathing and caretaking#undetermined relationship#but you and gyu are definitely super close#probably a little ooc#but it seems decently liked on ao3 so i thought id throw it here and bolt#not my usual style of writing#weird punctuation#i just want to demat and de-flea gyu and also take care of Urogi's wings but im stuck in THIS horrible reality#formatting on mobile sucks
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So, I started a mini photography project. I'm taking pictures of my cats before and after I call their names. And it's kind of adorable?
Ontario, before and after
Nova, before and after.
I love how their ears perk up! And if you notice, both of their pupils dilated when I called them, as well. 🥰
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MIZUSAKI YOU'LL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
#project sekai#mizuki akiyama#saki tenma#mizusaki#logan talks#not obey me#whoa.....#Slowly getting back into pjsk
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When I say I want Luigi to be "permanently consentually kidnapped" by Bowser I mean I want Bowser to just break into his home one day, pick his ass up and just walk away, and no one in the surrounding area to question it
#bowser x luigi#bowugi#bowigi#bowser#luigi#gay ship#mario movie#mario headcanons#ship headcanons#letting my thoughts out#not obey me
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…. I MISS MONTROSE PRETTY
#nothin happened to him i’ll just miss him#tragic#griffin’s ability to be a southern gentleman in a role playing game unmatched#not obey me#taz#taz steeplechase#the zone cast#the adventure zone#the adventure zone steeplechase#steeplechase#kit’s playhouse
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I just watched Mignon just because it was in my to watch list. Thank JESUS I got to it just in time because I didn’t know they were taking it down literally tomorrow.
It was so freaking good and definitely helped me get over those BF blues.
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I am trying to boop back all who booped me so just know if you booped me here you're probably gonna get a return boop from my main, which is misc-magic!
#just an fyi in case there's anybody who is unaware of my main still#I gained a handful of followers there from this event alone & finally surpassed 100 followers lol#not obey me#misc rambles
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help why is Luke kinda fine
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Sia Update
My depression is really bad right now and at least at the moment, not at the level of bad that writing helps make it better.
I'll still be around, but I won't be writing till my depression lifts a bit.
I'll let you know when it does. Sorry guys...
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To me, Sigmas are a disturbing blend of alpha, beta, and omega traits. They can impregnate omegas and betas like alphas can, but they’re less social than alphas and tend to be loners. Their scents are also a lot less noticeable; not as weak as a beta’s, mind you, but still weaker than an alpha or omega’s scent. They can be dominant or submissive in bed, unlike alphas who tend to be almost exclusively doms. I also think they’re a bit like a chameleon in that they can more omega-like with an alpha and more alpha-like with an omega.
Ohhhhh, I really likese these headcanons!! I might steal a few of them lol. I really like the idea that they're chameleons, that they can change depending on which partner they're with. Here are my own Sigma headcanons:
Sigmas aren't technically a full dynamic like Alphas, Betas, or Omegas. They're a mutation.
Sigmas also wasn't recognized as an official dynamic until the modern-ish era, when it became possible to figure out a person's dynamic by looking at their DNA. Before this, Sigmas were just thought as odd Betas, and sometimes thought as Alphas or Omegas, depending on their personality.
Sigmas kinda have "heats" or "ruts" in the sense that sometimes they go through periods of being intensely horny/needy. But unlike a heat or a rut, they don't necessarily feel the need to be submissive or dominant, but more so just general neediness.
That, or they catch a fever.
Sigmas' heats/ruts are also a lot less predictable than Omegas and Alphas heat/ruts. While the exact time frame between heats and ruts varies in my aus, the standard is 3 months. Sigmas don't have that kind of predictability, and they can go a full year without going through a heat, to suddenly getting two back to back.
Sigmas actually do have the ability to knot. Although a lot of Sigmas have less control on when they knot than Alphas do. (I also like the idea that Alphas can only knot during heats or ruts, while Sigmas can do it whenever, but idk if I wanna make that Canon just yet. I'm also thinking of the hc of Sigmas having sort of half knots, where it doesn't get as big as a regular knot and the Sigma can pull out, but only if the Omega is properly stretched)
I like the idea of Sigmas being floaters in the whole hierarchy, borrowing some traits from each dynamic and having some of their own. I'm not quite sure what traits they should take, and which should be unquie, but I'll think of it and get back to yall.
Anyway, I love these!!! Thank you so much for spending them in!!!
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Please reblog to help me gather more answers
#what in hell is bad#what in hell is bad beelzebub#what in hell is bad mammon#what in hell is bad satan#what in hell is bad leviathan#not obey me#poll#tw suggestive
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Please tell me im not the only one continually thinking about how absolutely stupid Muzan is
Complete idiot.
If he'd had the clones fuse into Zohakuten to begin with and sent just him to the village, and Muzan kept the main body with himself or anywhere but the battlefield (therefore, away from danger), Haku could've destroyed everything and been back home in approximately 10 minutes. With no risk of muzan losing his Upper 4 (and 5).
Sir.
Sir.
Why are you so dumb
#not obey me#dude you got my son killed#fuckin idiot#bring! me! back! my little dragon!#demon slayer#muzan#hantengu#zohakuten#god i miss them already
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I support non soft Anti. Stop redeeming him, I want him to be mean to people. I advocate for Anti fanfics with him doing more crime and not being a femboy or a househusband. Homophobic Homosexuals (but not actually)
#anti preservation squad#antisepticeye#jse egos#him and Dark totally beat the shit out of each other as affection#boo write more angst smut#anti soft anti#i support hard anti#wait no-#not obey me
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SHE'S HERE!!
#not obey me#vanilla extract#i'm so fucking excited for this bottle y'all#the oracle speaks#personal
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