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chibi-chaninks · 2 months

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Whoopsie forgot to post it here XD Drew this a little while back when the goofy possessed me XD I got inspired by @quieteeks posts, specifically the little part where Alan is holding up a person like nothing and I was like 👁👄👁❤️✨️hold me up like a bag of potato chips babyyyyyy~☆ 💕

#mdhm #mdhmsillies #my dear hatchet man #im too goofy for my own good #when ya ask him to whip it out lmao

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trees-to-meet-you · 5 months

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Sibling forced me to dress up as golden Freddy and watch the fnaf movie gonna be honest I wasn’t a fnaf kid but since they’ve gotten into it I’ve tried to too but anyway yeah I may have next to no idea what’s going on but it was pretty great

#chatter #hi everybody! accidentally closed my desktop tab so im currently on mobile but i think ill whip out the website again soon #fnaf movie #fnaf #rambling #it was a pretty good movie. i liked the main character a lot it was easy to relate to his motivations while also yelling at him for #being a dickhead idiot #spoilers:#like. if my parents die suddenly you bet your ass i would drop everything for my little sibling even if i cant take as good care of them as #someone else. i would at least try. and if i actually had another sibling who was kidnapped right in front of me id do anything i could to #save them too #so i found this guy relatable on terms of being the eldest sibling #and abby had SO much autism swag let’s be real #that is an autistic little girl if ive ever seen one and ive BEEN one #girl was fucking awesome #also: even if he was possessed im glad freddy ate that dickhead bitch of an aunt what a fucking ASSHOLE #i bet that was something the freddy kid may have felt bad for until abby told him no she’s a bitch with a capital b thanks for killing her #and he was like oh ok cool so maybe i was possessed into doing it but the end result wasn’t too bad nice #anyway.#FUCK man sibling movies fucking GET ME #im sitting here like oh damn he lives for his little sister and he still wishes he could save his little brother FUCK man I WOULD TOO #god. i get it. i love my little sibling so much i would do anything for them. they’re my best friend and if i were to even come close to #losing them I Don’t Know What’d Id Do #so yeah good movie

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princekirijo · 1 month

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Looked up the Agni and Rudra moveset and yeah that's basically what I imagined for Riku lol!

Also I hope with the Dimitri comparison you got the picture that if Katsuro's weapon ever gets lost or breaks he's not gonna run away he's just gonna start punching because! ✨️He's his father's son✨️

YESS it's a flashy fast move set perfect for him 😸

HELL YEAH THATS FUNNY AND COOL AF!! Not to reference DMC again but in 3 there's a move that you can do using the swordmaster style where Dante throws rebellion (his sword) into an enemy and then just starts punching shit so that's what I'm picturing Katsuro doing now 💀

#asks #latenitewaffles #koopa bro #incredibly based of katsuro my man is ready to throw hands!!!#riku would whip out his pistols and start fighting with them. melee style like hes not even shooting 💀#but yeah i domt remember if that move has a special name but its in the swordmaster style #i have extreme brainrot im sorry 💀#riku accidentally becoming one giant dm€ reference is not something i had on the cards for 2024 #BUT i was looking back at some old persona designs (pimpernel) and.... yeha lets say the reference has always been there 💀#oh also in the swordmaster style theres another move where he like spins the rebellion really fast #like a beyblade kr something #yeah i picture Riku doing that too but with both swords obvs

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theinfinitedivides · 9 months

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Sa Rang tells him to stop coming to her hotel every day and Won reverts back to wet puppy dog status

#tv: king the land #king the land #lee junho #junho 2pm #im yoona #girls generation yoona #yoona snsd #kdrama #local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #the way he didn't even want to promise her the man is literally sulking in her yard rn #he then skirts around that by applying for the part-timer job so he gets to see her in the weekends he really is whipped #pulled out the aegyo again too you can pry them apart with a crowbar and it wouldn't work

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deus-ex-mona · 1 year

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#there are correct answers for this btw (ʘ‿ʘ)#couldn’t put everything as individual options bc there just aren’t enough options (rip)#tfw mona has more costumes than lxl lmfaooooooo they get to stay in their yumefan costumes forever #but. as much as i love pink uniform the most… my angel gives many narumi sisters ~feels~ d o y o u k n o w w h a t i m e a n ?#there’s a special kind of ~emotion~ reserved for seeing sena watch mona perform in the costume she designed for her y ‘ k n o w~~~~~#i still have the textless version of that idol sengen chapter 60 pic moge drew with my angel mona. very wallpaper-worthy~~~~~#but blue flower is a super cool costume too… mans mona really does get all the good costumes doesn’t she~~~~~~#b ut. just. imagine the costume she’ll have if whipped cream got an mv. auauuauauauauaaaaaaaa stop me p l s #anyways. im. totally normal about mona. as you can see. yup. ✨normal✨

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nixotinix · 1 year

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Woo! Say hello to,,,,

Haunt Couture Cleo and Clawdeen! I love Cleo's HC doll so so so much I want her so bad. And similar to Lagoona, I wasn't big on Clawdeen's at first, but man she's growing on me. This line is so iconic frfr

#monster high #hee ho ha ho im a funny lil art man #monster high fanart #haunt couture #haunt couture cleo #cleo de nile #haunt couture clawdeen #Clawdeen wolf #man they're both so pretty #whipped out my gold paint pens for the queens #im sorry to the g3 lovers but g1 clawdeen > g3 clawdeen #my blorbos #tbh. mh content might slow down a bit in the near future #purely because i can feel myself sinking back down the rabbit hole that is my ocs #and im slightly less inclined to post oc content here because they're my blorbos but they're my blorbos specifically #if you want them to be your blorbos too then maybe ill post stuff ab them #i have done so. much worldbuilding for them you dont even know

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theconfusedartist · 8 months

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Des and Alex would be soooo domestic. Alex comes back after beating the shit outta infected and Balckwatch troops and just. Collapses on Dana's couch.

They argue over who's allowed to use the controller first and end up watching horror movies for about half an hour before the power and signal cuts out bc all over the island bc they're making sure nothing gets in or out.

They banter over how the movie should or will end, when Des knocks on the door and Alex is all over him when he opens it up, like a massive koala bear. Des is so used to Dr. Mercer doing this, then trying to pretend like it was Des that jumped him like he was losing his mind that it's actually refreshing how Alex is unabashedly cuddling him.

They go over to the apartment that Des took over since most people left the vicinity of Penn Station days after Balckwatch was shooting people in broad daylight and Alex asks "wanna see something I just learned? It's cool as hell". Ofc Des agrees and it's just a montage of them play fighting as Alex shows off ALL of his abilities bc he knows Des won't be scared off or scream, with crashing and ungodly noises of destruction.

Dana peeks in hours later when things are finally silent and sees the two of them snuggled up on a completely destroyed couch (that was destroyed last time they did this, is the damn thing respawning?) and assumes they just got done doing some of the most disturbing sex stuff ever. She doesn't wanna know, doesn't ask, but can't get away without them seeing her and saying hello. It feels like the worst experience every time this happens to her bc she assumes that they're having ungodly weird virus on human sex, and they do, just never the time she peeks into the apartment. They're just playing.

#alex turns his arm into a whip “so i learned streetsweeper today. tell me what ya think”#proceeds to use it in this tiny fully decorated apartment destroying everything #des smiles “sure lemme use my whip too! <3”#proceeds to whip back #yes Desmond got his whip and training from Aveline. yes Aveline trained him AND Altaïr how to use a whip #Altaïr is amazing at it he chooses not to use it mostly. Desmond loves using it #Des at any time is carrying on his person at least one gun the tomohawk (Connor gave him that one but he did also make him build one of his #own) a machete (thank you Aveline!) and one of the daggers Altaïr made for him #he just looks cute and innocent #that man is armed to the teeth bc people are hunting him #and he refuses to be caught slippin #Alex just enjoys being able to use any of his powers against Des with the knowledge that Des is not only fast but smart enough to not gethit #yes Des is currently pregnant in that permutation. doesn’t stop him from fighting or singing to the twins when hes got downtime #Altaïr wakes up in Desmond's body sometimes (bc hes watching over Elijah in Brooklyn) and is being aggressively cuddled by Alex.#hes like i can't believe im waking up in this position AGAIN #alex is like “oh hey Altaïr whats up?”#Des and Alex are domestic with each other but Dana thinks weird freaky sex is happening when it really isn't #Altaïr knows whats going on 99% of the time but sometimes he doesn't because he wakes up in Desmond's body and is surprised af #is this rambly? yes.#Alex and Des are very domestic people just don't get what the fuck they're doing 100% of the time and assumes its nasty sex #but in reality sex is going on a lot less that people think and more than they would like to know about #also the couch came back bc Alex biomassed it together #most of the things in Desmond's apartment is just biomass at this point and thats how Alex likes it

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theskyexists · 9 months

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remember rewatching the part in strikers a couple years ago in which nanoha goes to save vivio, her adopted daughter, who is a girl of FIVE forced to become a magical super weapon no longer in control of her body and nanoha has to beam her so incredibly powerfully that nanoha becomes permanently disabled to a small degree and nanoha KNEW of that risk (could easily have been worse) and i was literally CRYING even with completely forgotten context because SOMEHOW this is just this series’ specialty where the most emotional moment is when Nanoha pulls it ALL OUT to stop somebody and in doing so saving them andhere it is extra powerful because vivio is calling out for nanoha to save her and nanoha can only do that by hurting her

SHES FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#im gonna rewatch that now #also thepart where nanoha is CRYING because vivio was kidnapped and Fate comforts her on the roof #just - this anime got it - dont do stupid fanservice high school SHIT #get out the whips! the child abuse! the clone experiments!!! the ancient weaponry that takes over your body and mind!#makes people into weapons against their will!#get out the kids fighting desperately!! the self-sacrifice!!! the fucking tragedy!!! the love!!!!#get yourself some cool fucking ai sci fi weapons get yourself actually good fucking action with sky high stakes get yourself characters tha #man #but really - dont watch nanoha lol #i just wish gundam had followed up on its promise...........#my stuff #personal #GOD I JUST REWATCHED THE CLIP WHERE NANOHA FINDS FATE AND VIVIO IN HER BED AND GOES TO GET UP AND VIVIO IS UPSET IN HER SLEEP THAT SHES NOT #THERE SO SHE PICKS HER UP AND PUTS HER NEXT TO FATE AND THEY INSTANTLY CUDDLE AND NANOHA IS LIKE :O :D #shut uppppp #and the one where vivio falls which was removed from youtube -_- but i found it and nanoha is like no you can get up yourself and then fate #in her adorable soft voice and military black shirts is like No you can't nanoha she's too small!!!! and goes to pick her up and hug her an #Nanoha is like Fate-mama you're spoiling her and Fate is like Nanoha-mama is just too strict #MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!#this is WHAT #20 years old?????#ok #im calm let me look at the devastating scene

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vaguelyhauntedcornfield · 1 year

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Whoever gave the foods for that American food poll is clearly either west or east coast. No one from the south would slander good food like that, and no one from the midwest would neglect to mention the atrocities that every aunt or neighbor brings to potlucks. If you’ve suffered thru the mayo and jello based salads and the Frankensteined casseroles, you know they belong on there over grits, biscuits and gravy, and boiled peanuts. Also like, the basic white person from the suburbs meal of boiled/baked chicken, steamed broccoli, and steamed carrots, all with no seasoning…that should honestly have a spot too

#call me when you’ve had to eat ambrosia salad that ur classmate’s mom made in order to not hurt her feelings #it’s mayo coolwhip canned fruit cocktail shredded coconut and those mini fruit marshmallows #some people will tell you it’s yogurt not mayo but true midwesterners know it’s miracle whip or plain mayo #truly the worst thing ive ever experienced #green bean casserole too? like made with canned soup and frozen or canned green beans?#macaroni salad? that ur neighbor though was ok made with just mayo and mustard?#mayo-based potato salad? with hard boiled eggs in it?#that one popcorn salad????? that is literally an affront to all that is holy?????#JELLO COLESLAW??????#ANYTHING SERVED AT A STATE FAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?#oh also that one gross lime jello and cottage cheese abomination #look some of these *can* be good when made right #like macaroni salad and potato salad and green bean casserole #but they SO VERY RARELY made right and have ALMOST ALWAYS been sitting in the sun or ur aunts hot car for an hour+#(im not gonna slander tatertot hotdish it’s good ok?)#also how are rocky mountain oysters not on that list #spray cheese too??? literally so many things to validly come for us over #velveeta??? like idk man there’s a lot out there #hot pockets lmao come for our hot pockets

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cursedstarry · 2 years

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idk anymore, all future ren/redacted drawings (except for current wips) will be long haired ren with big giant heels that he can step on me with because they’re cool as heck. But also like....Ren??? With big long slender black heeled knee high boots??? YES PLEASE.

#14dwy #acedia rambles #i am lowkey on the verge of giving this man a whip purely because i am #i would say i am being sussy on main and simping too hard but this is the sus blog so i can do what i want #BUT ALSO YOOOO #WHAT IF HE HAS BLACK LEATHER GLOVES #especially like— the ones that show a lil bit of the palm #OR LIKE———fingerless gloves in general #fdfadcvfcdda #ren plzzzzzzz #i am on my knees and im begging #edit: this was from like two weeks ago but i am still simping

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woolydemon · 2 years

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me in my mind: I gotta get good at drawing both apollo & franziska so they can be mean little bitches together

#i really . really like the idea of them being friends #i think it would be the funniest thing ever if apollo is like one out of 2-3 people in existence she'll never whip #bc its too easy to expect franziska to be mean go him when most everybody else is also mean to him #them getting along swimmingly not only breaks the status quo in a funny way but it also makes sense #bc theyre both short and irratable ppl it's just that the main difference between them #is that one is a girlboss and the other is a loser man #so together they form this specific & really good wlw & mlm solidarity #they need to be besties. i need this #also i think bc franz thinks so highly of apollo (well. in comparison to others)#she'll be like ''klavier. that fool is so out of your league you know this right''#and hes like ''ja. im aware .''#fuck i should draw that interaction too. i just rlly need to see franz interacting with the aa4 cast in general #rando thoughtz

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unholyplumpprincess · 2 years

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Grabs my shoulders and shakes my body

#princess grumbles #its okay to be not okay my man!!! its okay to Want to talk about it!!! youre not being selfish by wantijg to talk about it!!!!!#it's getting worse and worse and im sat here frozen like...do i talk about it?#who do i talk to about it???#man! I really wish i could afford therapy #my brain is in shambles and i KNOW ive been masking for weeks too so no one worries abt me #and that isn't okay!! its okay to not be okay and have ppl worry abt u! its! okay!!!#Its okay if ur normal perk up activities aren't working! its okay if you need help! its okay to ask others for help!!#screaming at myself furiously and shaking my body like a whipped cream can

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ihatebnha · 2 years

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I’d kill myswlf in front of him and change the trajectory of his life maybe next time he’ll learn 😕😁🫶🏾/j

CAN U IMAGINE the next morning when you walk into the kitchen and just get stared at, like "oh i thought you died🤥🤥🤥"

actually. you don't get to think shit YOU HEART BREAKER!!! lmfao it's a standoff til he gives you what you want next time and he better

#</333333 praying for you bc i know that would absolutely get used against you somehow #you'd get called dramatic when he's the one who did you dirty #i can't stand whoever this man is im gonna choke him out for making u kys #it better work too gotta whip him into shape #ask #anon #caitie chats

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dangoulains-devotion · 1 month

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every time I have to wade through inane ship wars where people are willfully ignorant to the depth and facets of cloud strife's character, circumstance, and story just so I can find some cool screenshots or fanart my 'cloud is ace' agenda simply grows more potent out of spite