#im so motherfucking gay
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#this awakens something in me okay#sehnsucht era#sehnsucht#rammstein#im so motherfucking gay#shut up lol
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They did it. They finally, properly did it
✨💅Congratulations to Velma Dinkley for having a big fat gay crush on screen✨💅
Well now I know what I'm finishing my Mystery Incorporated binge with :)
#velma dinkley#lgbtqia#lesbian#scooby doo#gay#marcie im so sorry girl they forgot you#mystery incorporated#happy halloween motherfuckers
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are you gonna be there with me?
taco bell commercial song got me dyking
#and of course i project it to this motherfucker#Medicine Pocket#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 fanart#mochadoodles#LETS EAT YUH YUH#found this song in a lesbian breakcore mix but GIRL it aint breakcore 😂#still rocks tho#10/10 got me imagining an unholy relationship between a vampire and a huntress in a secret relationship#with guns#femme4femme type beat holy shit#sorry the tags are not related with medpoc im having a moment here#but if the song dont have lesbian undertones i would’ve not liked it THIS much 😭#that is a single piece of plain bread w nothing but possibly mold on it btw#i posted this during the day on purpose so not many people see it oop#next up: King Princess's PAIN remix cover#this gay ass post got shadowbanned what a day to be alive#/pos#that means im doing it right
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Lance breathed in a ragged breath.
In, out.
The soot fogged up his helmet, choking him up, but he still pushed onward. Step after step after step. In, out. His breathing was labored. His armor was dirtied. His limbs ached.
“Keith?” Pidge’s voice rang out over the comms.
Keith had come after Lance when the Galra had made the threat, when Lance dove down into that waste of a planet. At first, he’d been held back by Shiro. Keith was somewhere on this planet now, but Lance couldn’t focus on him. He had other priorities. Keith would be fine.
In, out.
Lance focused on his breathing instead, tuned out the outside sounds of the paladins calling for Keith and him. With each struggling step, his bayard illuminating the way, he dragged himself over to the cave home.
It’s curtains were drawn, and no light came from within. The only sign of life were the heat signatures his helmet picked up.
Fuck, the air was rough.
“Lance, your helmet is broken,“ Allura started.
Lance shut off the comms. Anything distracting him was preventing him from reaching /them./ He pushed his way through the curtain entrance.
There she was.
Huddling under a table in the corner was a small girl, a blue-scaled dragonling humanoid with bright red eyes. She was trembling. Lance got down on his hands and knees, crawling over to her.
In, out. His throat hurt.
“Hey,” he said softly, a rasp tickling his words. “I’m a Paladin of Voltron. I’m here to save you from the fires.”
The alien girl croaked out a whimper. She clearly didn’t recognize him, but her planet was a member of the coalition… fuck. Lance knew what he had to do.
He removed his helmet.
“See?” Her eyes lit up with recognition.
“Loverboy!” she exclaimed. Lance winced at his stage name, laughing outwardly to reassure her.
“That’s right, and I’m here to save you,” he agreed, reaching his arms out to her. Without the meager protection of his helmet, he was really starting to feel woozy. Still, that didn’t matter.
With shaking hands, he picked her up and began to walk outside the cave home and back to Blue.
This time, though, the trek was worse. He couldn’t see as well without his helmet, couldn’t recognize heat signatures or the fastest path back. Instead, he relied on lighting up his footsteps and retracing his steps.
That didn’t last long.
After 20 steps, Lance began to feel dizzy. He lurched, which caused the girl to make a series of clicks.
In, out. He patted her back and continued on.
After 50 steps, Lance started to lose the edges of his vision to blackness. He could feel the mucus in his throat fighting his inhalations. He fought back harder. He would have to reach a level of survival that went beyond what he could handle. To save her.
In, out.
Finally.
120 steps.
Lance fell to his knees.
The girl screamed.
Lance was only a football field from Blue. He had failed.
The girl scrabbled her claws at his armor, wailing, her cries embellished by the distant sound of crackling fire. Lance closed his eyes, listening to her pain, letting it soak in. He’d failed her, and this was his punishment, to lie prone and to hear her suffer. He had failed.
In, out.
He felt a tug to some hidden darkness inside of him.
“Lance!”
Oh, that wasn’t supposed to happen.
Lance felt more than heard the pounding footsteps of Keith Kogane as he ran to his side, kneeling by Lance’s head and cradling it in his hands.
“Stay awake, Lance, I have an O2 mask and we can get the girl to safety—“
“Loverboy!” The girl insisted.
Keith’s head snapped up. Lance chuckled weakly, coughing at the end.
“What?” Keith asked.
“She knows… shows,” he muttered in response. Keith huffed a breath, fogging up his helmet.
“Oh.”
Lance coughed again, and Keith panicked, pulling a mask from his belt. “Stay awake.”
“Loverboy,” the girl insisted again, tugging on Keith’s shoulder.
Lance blinked slowly. The world was slow. Why was the ash now falling on his face in slow motion? Why was Keith putting the mask on so slowly?
In, out.
Lance blinked. The darkness came back. He closed his eyes.
“No, Lance, no.”
Lance wasn’t listening. It was more peaceful, here, to focus inwardly rather than on the voices out there. It was quiet and dark and cool. The fires couldn’t touch him here.
“Loverboy? Stay with me, please. Please.” The rawness in his voice made Lance’s eyes snap open.
“Keith? I’m really trying…”
Words were too difficult, though.
So Lance let his heavy eyelids fall, let the blackness rush in. He felt the mask press into his chin and nose.
“I know, Lance.”
Silence again.
In,
#open ending so u can either suffer or like desperately reach for ur happy endinv#gay suffering#the julance prompt was loverboy#im just an evil motherfucker#my bad (lying)#klance#keith kogane#lance mcclain#voltron#klance fic#klance fanfiction#lance voltron#vld#fanfiction#voltron fanfic#bluemanfics#langst#langst fic
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Style confession where it's in character for the show where it's the gayest shit ever with no hint of "they're just homies" but performed under the worst unpredictable tangentially confusing and horrible circumstances ever for the whole entire world to see and in a situation where Stan and Kyle and their relationship are completely exposed to everyone on the planet and it was a terrible experience for them but it resolves an unrelated B plot that's actually been pushing the A plot since the beginning and it ends positively for everyone else. None of it is because of the Style confession, it was only because of the domino effect it did in the B plot. The fact that it was Style was not important whatsoever and Stan and Kyle never talk about it ever again.
I want people to HAVE to cut out bits of information regarding the confession. I want it to be ridiculous and stupid in context but still meaningful on its own enough for people to make ship edits of it out of context.
#the first modern south park media i was exposed to was a style edit.#i thought these motherfuckers were gay the whole time b4 i actually watched the show.#i was tainted since the beginning and now im biased#it...OK IT WAS ALSO WITH A CAVETOWN SONG.#IM SORRY#taikko talks 2 much#i hate this show so much talking about it is embarrassing why do i even like it#south park#sp style#style sp#kyle x stan#stan x kyle
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the way buck was smiling SO HARD at eddie in the truck while he was talking about shannon and chris leads me to believe that he really is brain empty heart eyes only around eddie. like. mans wasn't even pretending to listen his only thought was "oohhh my bsf is sooooooo pretty". he's fucking insane.
#fuck urself u gay motherfucker#'ohh im so in love with eddie and he's talking about chris ohh' YOU– *shakes cage and froths at the mouth*#im unwell#911 fox#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie 911#911 spoilers#911 6b#buck x eddie#911 6x16
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THESE ARE MY FAVORITE ART THAT I MADE OF MY OCS :3333 I LOVE DRAWING MY OCS SO MUCH BUT MICHER AND PETRI????? MY FAVORITES I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MICHER SO MUCH I LOVE MY TWO OCS PIPER AND MICHELLE MAKING IT MICHER MICHER IS MY EVERYTHING MY FAVORITE SHIP OMG IT JUST GIVES ME SO MUCH STANGORY VIBES HELP ME I LOVE MICHER AND STANGORY EGKAOSHELDJDKDHEKISENOWJDOEHDKEJ SCRWMANS AMD EXPLODES/VVVPOS I LOVE SO MANY SHIPS KENMAN DIP STANGORY CARTMARK STYLE REBSTELLA SCUTTERS THERE ARE SO MANY SHIPS I LOVE I LOVE RARE PAIRS I LOVE SHIPS MICHER AND PIPDRI GELWPP RAAHHHH I WPULD DO ANYTHKNG FOR MIXHER I WPULD DRAW SO MUXH MIXHER AND HAVE A MICHER COLLECTION HELWPAOSGEOZBEUZJEHIAHSIEHS
#silly#ocs#kenman#scutters#dip south park#stangory#style south park#rebstella#art#micher#michelle x piper#oc ship#im so silly#gay panic#hellpark oc#depressed mama#bitch ass motherfucker#demon oc#au#idk man#i forgot#i love mitski#them <3#silly billy#silly little guy#im gay as fuck#anywayzzz#i love my boyfriend#i love my girlfriend#oh god what am i doing
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one of the biggest things i had to come to grips with art wise is that i can do realism pretty well but just completely fail at anything stylized. sure i can make a pretty picture from what i see but what does it matter when the only thing people take from it is "waow so good thought it was a picture" yeah its a compliment but its one that makes me feel awful bc i realize i do not want my shit to look like a picture. i FUCKING SUUUUCK at drawing and that isnt me being hehe quirky artist who says they cant draw and actually can i mean this shit is difficult as fuck and nobody would understand the extent to how awful i am at actually drawing unless they see me try to. all of my finished pieces were absolutely painstaking and i see ppl do the stuff that takes me many hours much quicker and with more personality with about the same experience shit makes me insane i am trying to learn but my god its like my brain just does not want to cooperate with me it makes it so so hard because i just have an awful mental block. genuinely used to just draw effortlessly (albeit not as well so at least i AM improving somewhat) but now even the simplest shit just overwhelms me. idk what it is. i like to think im pretty good with paintings but god it is so so difficult to do what i wanna without it taking far too long. i am so jealous of ppl who can do quality sketches on a whim. ive noticed i do a lot better blocking out a silhouette and then drawing lines over that when i sketch. makes me think im just not very line-brained?? stupid way to put it idgaf its 5 am. Truly the best thing has been drawing on a shared canvas or on stream idk why it works but it does it just kinda lets me actually make something. i dont wanna just whinge and cry about it but it is truly aggravating and so deeply frustrating to feel like im regressing in my ability to Just Draw because its undoubtedly a psychological thing. ive just been in this rut for yrs now its awful. thinking about buying a sketchbook again tbh
#goodnight#i kust dont know how to explain it#i know im not unique here i am not the specialest most tormented artist#but holy fuck does it feel like its especially bad for me#its been like this for years now#im getting better while drawing far less and with much greater difficulty#i think im just mentally ill im ngl#its some sort of fear of inadequacy i dont know god that is so gay DHUT UP!!!#i wanna enjoy art again and i wanna do it more often god damnit im going to make it happen#ive been taking steps to at elast try and make it happen again i just cannot keep being in this damn rut i hate it#god i am so mad i#and i do enjoy my paintings i just think#that theyre lame#when i do them again i want to do more original shit and put some meaning and feeling to it beyond 'waow impressive'#i have lots of ideas for shit like that its just difficult ss fuck to actuslly get myself to do it#lazy motherfucker!!!
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So what you are saying is that i need to post MORE cAllium gay sex right? :3
Hmmmmm up to interpretation :3
#this is the do whatever you want forever site after#all#im a mildly sex repulsed (unless its a kinda silly suggestive joke) ace so i just have the sugg tag blocked#post as much Callium gay sex as you want forever i love you :)#cawcaw motherfucker#asks#sailor by the seashore
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i'm going to singlehandedly identify as a gaybian/lesbigay , mspec lesbiromantic && bi gay simultaneously . no one can stop me XOXO HAVE FUNNN BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M HAVING MF !!
#𓊈⠀✙⠀𓊉 posts#one of the only excuses these mfs have for being anti mspec mono is WHAT WILL THE NORMALS THINK OF US !!!#first of all ;; shut the Fuuck Uppp#im p sure none of them liked us that much ANYWAYS because we're all seen as body damaging dirty queers#and also second of all ;; MSPEC LESBIANS AND MSPEC MONOS OVERALL HAVE EXISTED FOR A WHILE NOW . LIKE BACK OVER AT THE 1970S#YOU DO REALIZE YOU CAN'T JUST GET RID OF A LABEL THAT'S BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE ALL BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HOW WEIRD IT IS RIGHT . RIGHT ???#third of all some of your definitions for lesbian and gay are straight up anti multigender shit no matter how you word it .#PLEASEEE STOP TRYING TO REINFORCE && TWIST THE BINARY MOTHERFUCKER !!!#also i've heard that some anti mspec mono/exclus rhetoric can also count as anti-intersex rhetoric so i might look into that soon when i ca
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tiny fandom rant
thinking abt how being an Intellectual Brown woman isolates me from fandom experiences bc since i call out orientalism/racism against swana and my people in media that makes me too "anti" but the shit id be into and ship since i was 13 would land me 100ft deep into "proship" territory....
#u see my dilemma?#too proship for the antis and too anti for the proships#i think the entire proship vs anti discourse is stupid anyway just have basic fandom etiquette#of “dont like dont read”#but also feel free to openly criticize media that u consume too bc now media is flawless#also i hate that u can call out smth racist in media but then all the white gays jump you bc u pointed out a flaw in their favorite media#like SHUT UPPPPPP#anyway the islamic symbol appropriation in legend of Zelda ocarina of time for the gerudo sparked this#and also the gerudo being basically desert thieves dressed like bastardized belly dancers like im so tired#and then on twitter i remember seeing a huge thread calling out every instance of orientalism in gacha gaming#and non brown ppl stuck their asses in saying “who cares shut up anti these are good chara designs”#like i hate yall fandom mfs soooooo much u are all so allergic to basic critical thinking#the woes of being an intellectual are so heavy on my beautiful brain and body#also racism DOES show up in your “harmless” fictional media bc EVERY MEDIA CREATED IS INFLUENCED BY POLITICS#WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!#like take a damn university social science class u stupid motherfucker
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I need more lesbian romance movies bc I’m SICK of only seeing gay romance be shot so beautifully
#I’m not actually sick#I LOVE IT#but cmon#I need way more lesbian rep out here#I’m thirsty for it#like the sex scene in rwarb?#CHEFS MOTHERFUCKING KISS#BUT I NEED A LESBIAN VERSION#THERES SO MANY BOOKS OUT THERE PLEASE#PLEASE IM BEGGING AS A LONELY LESBIAN#kat shitposts#lesbian#gay#bisexual#lesbian gay solidarity#gay lesbian solidarity#lesbian gay bisexual solidarity
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ive been hacked
#the culprit is a gay gay homosexual gay motherfucker if you look at this tag your gay#if you look at this tag AS IM TYPING ypure SO gay.So gay
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IM SO FUCKIN SCREWED OH NO
#listen listen listen ok ive seen pictures of their face a few times#OBVIOUSLY im immensely attracted too them like its not even funny even more and im not even trying to hide it at this point#but they cant just. they cant just send me a picture of their face liek that?? and jot expect me to need a minute to catch my breath ok???#“i was wondering why you left me one read lol”#BECAUSE MY DEAR. I NEEDED TO SIT DOWN AND PROCESS. YOU KNEW THIS YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER#YOU KNEW UT WOULD GIVE ME A FUCKIN HEART ATTACK BLUH!!!!!#i. may ir may not haveneeded a minute to sit down on the kitchen floor ok.#and i immediately got (rightfully)clownwd on for not recognizing the name of the artist that their shirt print was of#listen ok im fuckin TERRIBLE with names. it took me a week to remember theirs >:P (and its such an easy name too)#gods fuck meeting in person is going to be terrible for my heart oh no /pos#sorry not to be gay on main lmao#they dont have tumblr so i can be as gay as i want on here hehe >:3#rigs your gay
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How did you know you were gay?
ah, couple reasons i guess. some that only became obvious with like 15 years of hindsight, and only after pulling myself out of the deep dark pit of compulsory heterosexuality.
like. classic symptoms of lesbianism include shamefully staring at the floor when you pass the women's underwear racks in the department store, even though you're not quite sure why you're uncomfortable. that sort of thing.
i have memories from early elementary school of accidentally glimpsing down a girl's shirt at recess and then bottling up that feeling and refusing to think about it. any time i had a crush on a boy, it was from an extremely idealized and safely non-actionable distance. the one time i did have a boyfriend, it was just my guy best friend from middle school, we dated for barely a school year before i ended it and the most physical intimacy i was ever comfortable with was holding his hand when we walked to class. i went to a different school's prom because a guy i was kind-of friends with asked me, and spent the whole night uncomfortably avoiding eye contact.
basically i started questioning my sexuality towards the end of high school, when i noticed myself getting like. jealous about my guy best friend's girlfriends?? like. i wanted to date them. i wanted to steal them from him lmao. i thought girls were pretty and soft and nice and cute and i was too afraid of being a predatory creep to do anything about it besides have far-fetched daydreams, but there was no heterosexual explanation. like, i hugged a girl i thought was pretty one time and it did things to my brain. that memory got locked in for life.
i identified as ace/pan early on, but again- compulsory heterosexuality. the idea of being with a guy romantically or sexually was never actually appealing. i had just been told that was what i was supposed to want my entire life, and the movies do a great job of selling that fantasy. but really i was just a lonely depressed helpless romantic teenager that wanted to be loved lol.
a large part of why i identified as asexual was because i was so sex-repulsed by the idea of penetration, honestly? (which i have since gotten over, but specifically Only with girls. the idea of having sex with a man still icks me out, and my preference is definitely femme-presenting ppl) a bit of it was probably also because i hadn't unpacked gender yet either. it made it very difficult to actually imagine myself having sex with anyone ever lol. this is gonna sound so cringe to say, but reading gay smut did awaken things in me.
in conclusion, tldr, i just like to think about tits and kissing women sometimes, idk. thanks for coming to my tedtalk.
#my paranoia is making me think anon is my mom or smth lmao#say something my mom would never fucking say. *gun.png* prove ur not my mom!!!! prove it motherfucker!!!!#if ur questioning ur sexuality my advice is just to explore#look at lots of different porn. try to figure out what attracts you and why#a lot of my kinks are actually divorced from gender tbh#at the height of my teenage repression i was actually reading gay voltron smut nightly#and in total denial like 'this doesn't mean anything about me. im so cis. i would know if i was trans.'#as if i didn't think the exact same shit about being gay. 'i would totally know if i was gay. i don't think about having sex with women'#because i didn't *let* myself think about having sex with women lmao#because i didn't *let* myself think about being trans- because it wasn't *safe* to be trans at the time#and figuring out the difference between 'do i want to look like this person or am i attracted to the way they look' is very tricky#and figuring out that you don't actually genuinely feel any of these implanted emotions about the opposite sex is hard too#sometimes it takes a while its okay#like looking back on my childhood fictional character crushes- it was always the women! i liked the way women looked!!#but i had been TOLD that i was a girl and so thought i HAD to be that and fall in love with a man#idk does any of this make sense lol#im a little sleep-deprived atm#i've been up a solid 24 hours#anonymous#ask#god the way i broke up with that boyfriend was so bad too oughhhhh#i've wondered a few times if i should shoot him a facebook message like 'hey sorry i dumped u like that and then we never talked again.'#'it turned out that i was neither a girl nor heterosexual. so. hope ur doin good!'
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I have not had a functional computer in years, nor have I ever cared for or found vampires particularly compelling for me but. But.
I am genuinely considering dropping a dumb amount of money for a new laptop just so I can play Baldur's Gate 3 for that little shit vampire. His entire character Arc is so. It's just so. It's giving me brain worms. augggh.
#you people keep putting this pretty little gay motherfucker on my dash#until ive had his entire thing spoiled. and the whole cycles of abuse thing is getting to meeeeeee stooooooopppppittttttttttttt#making my friend play bg3 he downloaded it last night and im so curious to see how is playthrough goes#and if he befriends astarion enough to get the gut punch dialog scenes. hhdhjrkfkekdjdkkenfdjs#i need to romance him for the plot its so. its so. its so. im short circuiting. i need to see that man get help so much it hurts#bg3#astarion#he mildly annoyed me until i Learned What His Issue Is and now I'm about to spend several hundred dollars on a complete i dont even wantttt#*computer#the bastard 😭
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