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Thinking about a mechanic!AU where the 141 boys run a garage and need a new receptionist. They hire you because you’re just so cute (great tits) and have a decent resume but it becomes a slight problem when they realize you’re a bit… dense.
Total ditz to be precise.
But they can’t really get mad when you get the keys for clients mixed up and look at them with those big eyes all teary and a little pout pushing out your lower lip.
Price is the most patient, perfectly content to walk you through how to file paperwork and fill out forms. Instructing you in a low voice while his breath brushes the shell of your ear. It’s really their fault for having such a terrible system, you know? Don’t worry about it too much, dove. He’ll settle his big hands on your shoulders and gently trace up and down your arms. See? You’re getting it. Just needed some more practice, hm?
Johnny is more than happy to show you around the garage, rattling off everything he knows about all those nitty gritty details that go right over your pretty little head. He’ll pop open the hood of some sports car and point to the engine to show it off. No, bonnie, you’ve got tae get in close. Closer.
Until you’re bent entirely over in one of those too-short skirts you wear everyday. It takes all his willpower not to yank you into the supply closet.
Gaz is just so sweet to you. Always bringing you little treats and candies to suck on. To help you concentrate, of course. Always greeting you with a soft ‘baby girl’ at the beginning of your shift. Whenever you’re standing around be it at the printer or counter - wherever really - he’ll slip a hand on your waist. It always trails a little lower, his pinky just edging on the hem of your too tight jeans.
Ghost gets frustrated with you to the point of causing tears to well up in the corners of your eyes. He’s feels guilty, sure, but bloody hell just print the damn receipt. He avoids you for the most part. Until one evening when it’s pouring down. You forgot your rain coat of course, silly girl. He offers you a ride which you take happily.
After that he can’t get rid of you. You bring him coffees (how you remember his order word for word but not where you last left your own cup is beyond him) and giggle at his jokes. When a client gets too snappy or too loud he’s the first to step in - standing behind you glaring at them with his huge arms crossed over his chest until they back down.
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Terrified of having a psychotic break one day tbh
#doing my best to keep my mental health in check though#i just prepare for the worst but hope for the best#mental illinois
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2023 Europe Stadium Tour Photos 2
Some more photos from the 2023 Europe Stadium Tour. This time I have gone with single shots of band members.
20.05.2023 LIFAD Rehearsal, Vilnius: Oliver Riedel on the Puppe Cam.
22.05.2023 Vilnius: One of few times Till Lindemann got to ride the penis cannon.
27.05.2023 Helsinki 1: Christoph Schneider with very limited facial hair.
28.05.2023 Helsinki 2: Paul Landers from behind.
02.06.2023 Odense 1: Flake Lorenz in the pot.
03.06.2023 Odense 2: Richard Z. Kruspe, the rock star.
07.06.2023 Munich 1: Paul Landers making a "phone call" during Mein Teil.
08.06.2023 Munich 2: Oliver Riedel just being himself.
10.06.2023 Munich 3: Richard Z. Kruspe during the DRSG freeze.
11.06.2023 Munich 4: Serious Schneider with a lot more facial hair.
06.07.2023 Groningen 1: Till Lindemann checking his Flake stew.
07.07.2023 Groningen 2: Flake Lorenz in a penis hat he picked up during the boat ride.
11.07.2023 Budapest 1: Richard Z. Kruspe blowing a kiss to the camera after the show.
12.07.2023 Budapest 2: Paul Landers just before eating confetti.
15.07.2023 Berlin 1: A wet Christoph Schneider with less facial hair.
16.07.2023 Berlin 2: Flake Lorenz in a shark hat he picked up during the boat ride.
18.07.2023 Berlin 3: Oliver Riedel works really hard to blend in with the stage.
22.07.2023 Paris: Till Lindemann after his initial mohawk had fallen down.
30.07.2023 Chorzów 1: Richard Z. Kruspe sweating? Crying? Let the speculations begin.
31.07.2023 Chorzów 2: Till's heart burns.
03.08.2023 Brussels 1: Flake Lorenz in the lotus position.
04.08.2023 Brussels 2: Oliver Riedel in his quite spectacular outfit.
05.08.2023 Brussels 3: Paul Landers's make-up lost the battle against the rain.
And finally a bonus photo so that each band member gets the same amount of photos:
03.08.2023 Brussels 1: Christoph Schneider showing the new trick he learned during the tour.
All photos by me. Please don't repost without credit.
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HE IS COMING TO AMERICA!!!!! 🎉❤️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️🔥❤️🔥💕💕🎉🎉
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I think i found out why i listen to OOMPH! more than I listen to Rammstein. I think it‘s because OOMPH! has more religious themes and vibes, and I‘m really into that. The vibes I get from OOMPH! are dark, sexy, evil yet full of love, and religious trauma. The vibes I get from Rammstein are angsty, also dark, very masculine (idk how to word it but i‘m not saying this is a bad thing lol), and a life of bittersweet memories (idk if this makes sense but idc).
#rammstein is still my number one favorite though#i love oomph so much though#so glad they continued making music after dero#and again#it sucks what happened to dero because he was such a massive fucking HUNK#ngl hes the inspiration for my current hairstyle goals (growing it out bc its really short)#and also the reason i put my labret piercing back in#shut up okay he was so iconic looking#not to mention his arms#im high lmfao my bad im not tryin to gush over him#anyways#yeah#rammstein is my number One favorite German band#but i do listen to OOMPH! more im ngl#okay back to watching bionicpigtv bye#after dero left**** lmfao my bad im high
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Good news everyone
Paul Landers is out there…living…breathing…smiling
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hear me out now (nsfw, fem!reader)
john price having a nice sports car. decided to treat himself with all that extra money in his bank account. and for his birthday you get dressed up in a little red bikini to wash the car for him
he’s sat on the driveway with a little chair, leaning back with a drink in one hand and a cigar in the other whilst he watches you parade around for him
doing all those exaggerated poses, squeezing the spring to let the suds drip down your cleavage and tummy. spraying the hose and getting yourself all drenched :(
bending over to run the sponge all over the bonnet, giving him a perfect view of your ass and pussy clad in this little bikini, shaking your ass a little for him with a giggle when he spreads his legs wide for you to see his cock tenting over his trousers ;))))
he’d die a happy man
#i need this#okay but#a transman doing this#and im the transman#hehe#👀#mw2#captrain price#awoooooooooga
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“pee your pants for me”
“why?”
“because I've been graciously allowing you to keep your pants dry for the past six days and you have stopped thanking me for it after the fourth”
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i need to be treated like a dog SO BAD. PLEASE. please please please buy me a collar and put it on me and tell me how cute i look in it. please pet me and praise me. let me pathetically whine at your feet because i want you to fuck my throat. i wanna hump your thigh. use me like the little pet i am. PLEASE. please,,
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sorry I giggled when you slapped me across the face, do you still want to fuck me?
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You know how dog owners train their pups to wait for their food until they use their release word?
Imagine doing that with your sub. You could fuck yourself in front of them. They’d already be drooling, so eager to get a taste, but they wouldn’t be allowed to do anything. They can only watch as you make yourself cum with a toy.
And when you’re finished and they did as they were told, they’d get their reward.
“Does puppy want a treat? Yes? Open up.”
And then you could shove your toy down their throat, finally letting them get a taste of your pussy, since they’ve been so good. Such a well-behaved little pup. 🥰
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