you: in dept analysis of your fave

me:

Sonic is indeed just some guy with a very much killable vessel that has been killed multiple times, but its just that, no forces of Devine in the afterlife want to deal with his soul. As he was pinponged between both the underworld, heaven and everything in between multiple times, it was eventually just settled on always sending him right back because the world of the living is the only plain of existence he can be safely contained in.

hello i am lex

how the fuck does tumblr work

*some random kids playing cards*

hunter from the owl house: pshhht thats cool but not as cool as the emperors coven 😏

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

never forgive trigger for what they cut