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mrstsung · 2 years

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Here's some shang x me self ship dynamics.

Technically i hc i initiated the whole relationship officially. But shang showed interest before i did. But again. I made the move,i took a risk.

But shang in the same vein would totally be the type to say we are dating/banging without me knowing. Or even brag about it to his enemies. Tho we really aren't quite an item yet. As he doesn't wanna screw it up with me. Gdi shang.

Also i totally hc shang falls for the "what's updog" and "deez nutz" every, damn, time. And he hates it. Lmao

We both want kids but.....the island?...the kombat?....yeah kinda makes that difficult.

We would totally die for each other. Tho we really don't want to.

We spoil the fuck outta each other and would definitely stand up for each other....viciously.

Im the first to apologize, not gonna sugarcoat that. Shang would after me. But sometimes I'd do it just to not argue with him. Even tho he knows he's wrong. Sometimes he's the type to push buttons. Not because he genuinely means it. But because he loves seeing me riled up,flustered,or throwing hands. Lmao. This binch right here, i swear to elder gods!

Shang tsung is a Wakes up earlier than me type. He drinks his tea,watches the sun rise. And makes me feels comfortable. He tries to let me sleep as much as i can. Again he's a bastard,but a sweet one.

He is definitely the type to approach me first. Meanwhile my anxious ass is dying inside

He is also definitely the one to purpose.

I say i love you first. But when i hear him say it for the first time. Possibly some time after i say it. I would cry. Because shang i see as the type that shows it,not says it very often. But when he says it. HE MEANS IT!

He is definitely prone to hiding his feels AT FIRST,he is so tsundere af about it. Im sorry. But over time. After the ice has broke,and we establish something. Oh he is so fucking clingy. He can and will show me off. He's the tsundere at first but afterwards he's the "i fucking love my wife!" Type guy. And also the "i will kill everyone in this room if you even breathe wrong around her!" Type of guy.

Depending on the situation,we both could be oblivious. More likely me because adhd go "brrrrr" oof.

Shang is a goth nerd. Binch legit has stated he is an inventor and a sorcerer. He's a damn nerd with a goth aesthetic ok?!

I am too but im less nerd then him.

For pda, it depends. He's definitely physical. As for me. Im cuddly. And i can go either eqy verbal or physical. Im game for both. But as long as your tounge isn't down my throat,and eyes dont stare for too long. I don't really care. I don't mind pda. But i definitely am more cool with it than shang. But shang is a show off so he'd be down for pda to spite people,show me off,show his enemies or even minions whos the big dragon boss so to speak,lol. Hell sometimes he's feeling extra lovey dovey or cheeky that day. Who knows with this man?

We both "be gay,do crime" but in different methods.

He's classy,so I'll here a "darling,dear,wife,beloved,maybe even a beautiful" but sometimes I'll hear a "butterfly,blossom,my treasure,maybe a honey(omfg shang tsung saying honey! 👀💖🥺. This is both wholesome but hot too because his low voice in mk11 is unf. Thnx cary hiroyuki tagawa for once again igniting my voice kink. Smfh)

As for me? I say everything and anything. I'd call him a bitch endearingly. But also bro/brah/bruh as well. Lol. Called him bao bao once,he blushed a hundred shades red. Thank the elder gods that nobody was around. He would have yelled at me. Lmfao. XD. (Look im a brat ok?....he loves this tho)

I trust more easier with him than he does me. Buuuuut he stil trusts me pretty high.

His jealousy meter and horni(tm) meter is off the fucking charts. The horni(tm) meter is more due to this binch probably hasn't gotten some in so long he's practically jumping at me the second i wash up on the beach. Lol.

But he wants to keep it cool. So he plays it off as being mysterious,dark,and badass like he usually does. But inside he's just eyeing my ass up n down like the touch starved silver fox/sneky stud he is.

His clingness is lesser than me but still pretty high. It depends on the situation and mood.

Hope this covers some of it. Tried explaining the chart a bit more.

May make more of these.

#mortal kombat #self shipping #self ship #shang tsung #💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat #mk f/o #antagonist f/o #villain f/o #villain/antagonist f/o #self ship dynamics #ship dynamics

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ravenveenova97 · 1 month

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IRL Pokémon Journey (Part 2)

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The morning arrived fast and I was being shook awake “sis come on get up let's get the day started all ready” I wake up a little groggy rubbing my eyes ”what time is it” Kio was all smiles and she walked over to the balcony door and opened it up the breeze from outside wiped up the curtens and her hair “its 11am sis now get up hahhaha” I shake my head and step out of bed and walk to the bathroom and reached for the handle, just then the door opened and I saw a Pokémon walk out I followed it with my eyes and then I ran up to Kio and grabbed her shoulders “were in the Pokémon world....none of that was a dream” Kio chuckled at me while she was petting her Lucario's head “nope it was all real sis hahahaha why not let one of your Pokémon out” I look over to my bag and let go of Kio’s shoulders and picked out a poke ball and looked at it “what one is this it’s a dusk ball......dark type maybe”

As soon as I said that the ball opened and out popped a Zoroark I was so happy “yay I have my very own Zoro.....but the one in my fanfic could talk tehe” I giggled and Zoroark rested hes hand on hes hip “and who says I can't talk” I staired blankly at him “you just spoke” Zoro nodded and chuckled to himself “sure did” I was so happy that I didn’t relies another ball opened up on its own and I randomly got a cold chill up my back “brrrrr that’s cold” I look up to see another one of my Pokémon happily resting its head on mine as its body draped down my back “hu.....i didn’t call you out Saphira” she happily nuzzled the top on my head and I just giggled “sis come on better get a shower and get changed im too existed to be indoors today” I giggle and pet Saphira “ok time to get off my head so I can grab a shower now” she let out a happy cry and floated off my head and plonked herself on my bed with Zoro.

I took a quick shower dried my hair and put it up into a pony tail, I borrowed some of my sisters eyeliner as she always has it with her in her bag “ok im ready to go now” Kio smiles bright and we leave the budew inn to get to the train station “so were should we go first” Kio pulls out her rotom phone and it floats in front of her face “well I've looked at the search engine they have here took me no time at all to get use to this phone but it says Windom is the best place to go shopping and also look for an apartment” I smile and nod and pull mine out and get familiarised with the new phone “we should grab a coffee though there a battle caff here in Motastoke so we go there to get one” I smile and nod we walked there with our Pokémon Kio had Lucario out and I had both Zoro and Saphira out.

We got our coffee and walked to Motastoke station and got our tickets and waited on the platform for the train, I was going through what Pokémon i had with me and the team of six I wanted was with me in there balls, I look over to Kio phone to see her doing the same thing and saw she had her shiny Bravery “sis if you have Bravery why didn’t we fly over I have two flyers” Kio looked at me and smiled “we could of done that but I doubt Zoro like the one in your fanfic having the ability to open a portal” I looked at him and he shook hes head “nope I don’t have the ability to do that I just talk sorry” I smile and pet hes fur “that's why we're not flying we be bringing a lot of stuff back” I sheepishly smile and scratch my cheek “yer I guess your right” it didn't take long for our train to arrive and we sat down across from each other.

It was a long journey but we all keped busy I was having a good lath with Kio as she was wondering if having Saphira drape down my back coursed me to get cold as she a ghost type as well as dragon I said I don’t mind if anything it was keeping me cool, its surprisingly hot here in Gala nothing like back home with bipolar weather, its true though living in England you have the annoying choice before you step out your door to bring an umbrella or not coz if you don’t have it pores down on you but if you do it don't rain at all, this is why it's we call it bipolar weather because it be nice outside one minuet and the next the havens open up and it's like that nonstop, it can't make up its mind hahahahaha, we finally reach Windom and when we step out I can see the battle tower and I look up at it “is Leon still the champion or is he working there as a chairman now” Kio herd my ramblings and cheekly smiled at me “i wonder if he can see you from there, how knows you could be stering at each other and not relies it” my cheeks turn red and I shake my head “sis don’t say stuff like that......you get me all embarrassed” she happily chuckled to herself and pulled out her rotom phone to look for a good clothing store, I walked out into the road to head to the water fountain to sit down but all of a sudden I heard a screech come from around the corner and a car was dangerously driving in my direction, I went to jump out of the way but Saphira flew in and picked me up lunching me into the fountain, I was safe but soaked “aw man I just had a shower erlea as well” the car screeched to a hult and the door open and a tall woman with orange hair stepped out “ow my good im so sorry I didn’t see you there you're not hurt are you” Kio ran over and gave me her hand along with Zoro and they both pulled me out “no im ok i wa......” I moved my fridge out of the way and looked up to the lady and my face turned sour.

Kio saw and she whispered into my ear “sis your face” I realised I was giving her the stink eye and changed my facial excretions “Sonia you need to be careful were you're driving you could of hurt her” I look behind Sonia and my eyes widen and I start to back up a little as my cheeks started to flush a deep red hue “hahahahahah sorry Hop I didn’t mean to and this lady's Dragapult saved her” Kio was smirking and im frozen on the spot, no anything but Hop I don't think I can do this right now, he walks up to me and smiles “sorry about that Sonia can drive very recklessly, I hope you didn’t hurt yourself” I shake my head no as im unable to get any words out but Kio nudges my arm “im fab.....no wait...im good...ok is it hot or just me...sis” I franticly look at her as to say get me out of this situation and Hops looking at me confused Kio just giggle at me.

“hehehe you got to mind my sister she gets very shy around hot guys” I turn red as a beetroot and grab her hand and bow to him “thank you for your concern, I need to go.....wait we need to.....we got stuff” I trip over my last remaing words and started spitting word vomit I got so embarrassed I just took off running while still having hold of Kio hand “hahahahah thanks for worrying about my sister bye” once we’re out of their view and ear shot Kio started lathing at me I was shaking and bet redd in the face “hahahahaha did you see Hops face he pulled after I said you get shy around hot guys and after when u got all flustered hahahahah priceless” I look up after calming down a little and pinked her cheek “when I was begging for you to jump in there I didn’t want you to say that and after I spat word vomit I made a right twat out of myself” I let go and grone into my hands “why did Hop have to pop up of all people and hes of age too.....aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhh” I scratch my head franticly and Kio was still chuckling to herself and started to walk so I flowed her.

“To be honest sis im impressed you didn’t faint heheheheheh” I sigh as she giggles away along with Zoro “i don’t need to read minds to know you like him” I look at Zoro and pulled a pained look “ow come on not you too.....i get enoth with my sis teasing me” I sigh and pout “you know that still could happen if we run into Leon or Raihan” Kio was having the time of her life chuckling away and I just smile softly at her “so tell me what was Hops face like” she looks at me and smirks “well he may have been smiling at your word vomit and blushing a little” I looked at her in shock, but just then I catch my foot on a bit of pavement that was sticking out and go flying forward and running into something “what the.....” im on the floor rubbing my nose “aow that hurt......did I full into a brick wall” just then a big hand reached down to me and I look at it “hahahahahah nope just me” I look up to see a tall masculine frame hovering over me and I made contact with hes stunning yellow eyes “GOD DAM IT LEON........don't stop when im talking to you” I look next to Leon to see a tall ass guy standing next to him “sorry Raihan it just this lady ran into me” Im still on the floor trying to prosses what's going on.

Kio walks up to me and holds out her hand “sis you ok do you need a hand” im miles away and I can't hear what she saying im just stuck looking at both of these hunky men, Kio squats down beside me and starts clicking her fingers in front of my face and Raihan walks over “she ok? She seems out of it” he kneels down to me and gets super close “hay she kind of cute hehe what's your name beautiful” I come back and pull away and my face tuns bright red and after it all went blank “sis......ow come on now's not the time to pass out...HAY” Kio was shaking me franticly but it was no hope I was out cold, she sighs and puts my arm around her shoulder and she lifts me up onto my feet “do you need help” Kio looks at Leon and smiles wile nodding “please she dead wait right now” Leon chuckled and turns round “just drape her onto my back” Kio moves but just then she felt me being lifted off her shoulder “hay Saphira what you......”

Saphira moved me over to Leon and he grabbed my legs and held onto them tightly as he stood up “hahahahah is this lady your trainer” Saphira bopped up and down in happiness “ha she has a dragon type nice” Kio giggled and we headed off to a small garden close to Windom station and as soon as we got there Leon layed me down on the bench were my sister was sitting and my head was in her lap “im so sorry for the way my sister just passed out just now” Leon and Raihan sat across from her while I was still out cold, “its ok hahahahah I can't say I've seen you both around before” Kio smiles and nods at him “yer we just moved to Gala......well we not got a place of our own just yet, but that’s why we're here” Raihan nods wile smiling at her he also moves hes hands so there both resting on the back of hes head “well it's always nice to see two more beautiful lady's around, so have you both decided where you're going to live”

Kio nods at him and looks at our Pokémon that were sitting down with each other “Ayla wants to live in Hamerloke me I want to live in Spikmoth” Raihan smirked at Kio “so your sister wants to live in Hamaloke heh, looks like I be seeing her around pretty often then” Kio chuckles to hes flirting and Leon looks at her “so you're not going to be living together then” Kio shook her head and she smiled softly “we kind of have our reasons we chose those places to live, but its not far away from each other if Ayla had it her way she live here in Windom, but she wants to stay somewhat close to me, also she like Hamerloke she said it be a dream come true if she could live there on day” Raihan and Leon smile and nod “so what's your reasons for those places to live, don’t tell me you both know who we are”

Raihan happily chuckles to himself and Kio smirks at him “ow my sis is a big fan of you and Leon and she has been for a long time” I heard what she said and I snaped out of consciousness and sat up quickly and spun round to her “ ow your one to talk what about you with Piers” Kio turns bright red and her eyes widen, I could see she was looking behind me so I turn round “ow shit.....me and my big mouth” standing behind me was a skinny lanky guy that was slightly hunched over “what's that about me” he spoke in a monotone voice and I pulled a sheepish look, Rihan got up and walked over to him and leaned on hes shoder “looks like you have a fan from a different regen aren't you lucky” Piers shrugs him off and sighs, I look back over to Kio and realise she no longer next to me but over were our Pokémon are with a slight blush spared along her cheeks.

Piers goes sits down in Raihan’s spot so he came over and sat next to me I went completely rigged and griped my hands “so how long has your sister been a fan of Piers” I look at Raihan that moved hes arms back and was now resting on the bench and I looked over and saw that I was close to hes arm so I moved and sat on the bench sideways and tried to regain composter “ she been a big fan for a long time, Kio loves her rock music anything from soft to heavy......Piers is like her idol” Kio looks at me and she still blushing away “odd someone form a different regen herd of my music” I bring my finger up to my lips and giggle a little “you be surprised of how famous you are” I giggle away its nice I don’t get Nervous around Piers I think it's because my crush for him has gone so it's kind of relaxing to talk to him......but the other two “so as you know of Leon im taking a beautiful lady like yourself have herd of me and my aggressive natcher” Raihan gets up close to me and I turn my head on him as I was getting shy and just nod “hahahahah you have nice, but why you getting shy for don’t tell me you like me like that, do you Ayla” he had a sexy smirk on hes face and leans even closer to me and moves he’s hand to my chin, but I lean back so he misses and im bright red agen feeling like im going to faint, but while I was leaning back I lost my balance and ended up fulling backwoods off the bench and landing on my back, everyone looked at me with surprised looks and Raihan leans over the bench and looks at me “you ok down there” im on the floor rubbing my back and respond to him “yer im good” he just looks at me puzzled “your kind of clumsy aren't you”

I sat up a little embarrassed while looking to my side “i.....im...not that clumsy” Leon got up and walked over to me and gave me he's hand while talking to Raihan “your scaring her, don’t get too close like that no wonder why she fell back” I look at Leon out stretched hand and go to take it but I was hesitant, am I really going to hold he's hand......ow god heart stop racing please I don’t want to pass out agen, Raihan sat back down on the bench and rested he's hand on the back of he's head agen “i didn’t scear her, she gust lost her balance had nothing to do with me being close to her” Leon shook he's head and looked at me “ don’t mind him, he's always this way around attractive women” I blush a little and a smile creeps on my face and I finally take Leons hand as he helped me back up.

When I do i look over to Piers I saw he was miles away looking towards Kio while she was chilling with our Pokémon “so your names are Kio and Ayla” Kio looks over to Piers and shyly smiled “yes im Kio and that over there is my big sis Ayla” I step to Leons side and done a cute smile and wave at him, just then Saphira flew over to me and placed herself on top of my head agen while her body draped down my back “heheheheh you're not a little Dreppy anymore sweetie you're a lot bigger now” I was happily giggling away while petting her “she very fond of you” I look up to Leon and nod happily to him ”iv always loved Dragapult’s all my life so I was very happy to get one as well as a shiny” Leon chuckled warmly and moved he's hand out and scratched under her chin, she let out a happy but relaxed cry “wow how did you know that was her favourite place to be scratched”

Leon looks at her fondly “i have one of my own and he likes this too” I smile happily at him, my nerves seemed to have calmed down im not feeling like I want to flee out for fear, Piers got up from where he was sitting and made he’s way over to Kio “im guessing Lucario your Pokémon” Kio nods with a happy smile of her face and he looks at Zoroark “and Zoroark” Zoro looks at him while he was eating a berry and Kio lathed shyly at him “he's my sisters, she has a big fondness for Zoroarks, could be because there a like, mischievous and little pranksters” Zoro happily chuckled away to himself staying silent as to not give he's ability's away, Piers smiles warmly at Kio and she looks back at Lucario as she couldn’t keep eye contact with him anymore, I was happily smiling seeing Kio finally meeting the man of her dreams I hope all goes well with them two, just then Leon spoke up “im guessing you two not been to Gala before”

Me and Kio look at each other it's not like we can say we have but only in the game so we know our way around quite well so we both shook our heads no “well I happily show you both around if you like in my spear time when im not working in the battle tower, we can exchange number to if you like” both me and Kio look at each other and I pull out my Rotom phone and Kio dose the same when she walks up to me, we all exchanged each other numbers “awesome two more hotties in my phone” Raihan sounded happy with himself and Kio was lathing away while I was blushing agen, just then I heard a sound of a camera shutter and I look at Raihan that was smiling happily to himself “adding that to your contact info, ok Kio your up” she just smiled bright and did the peace sine and Raihan added that too her contact info too.

“well we should be heading off now but it was nice to meet you two, if you have any questions don’t hesitate to message me ok” I smile shyly and nod and Kio gave him the thumbs up “same goes for me lady's, or if you just want to chat I happily respond to you both” Raihan winks at us and Kio lathing will im red in the face “same goes for me......as long it's not when im doing practice” Piers smiles warmly at us and I smile brightly back as it was Kio turn to blush a little, we waved good bye and when they were out of view me and Kio jump for joy “ow my god we got their numbers sis” I was happily hugging her tight and then pulled away “i can't believe it I have both Raihan and Leon in my phone” we were so happy to meet those three but we had things to do so we made a b line for the fashion district to get ourself a new style change.

#pokemon #pokemon fanfiction #pokemon galar #pokemon romance #Youtube

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akascow · 2 years

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uhm idk whats happening in mha350 i think thats dabi pretty sad yeah but they gave him the same haircut as bakugou and it always throws me off

#they got the same face too what is happening #when i first saw it i was like why is katsuki here what happened #everyones crying over this chp and im just heehe mr boomboom brrrrr

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nellavee · 3 years

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i haven’t made art for mha in so long but to honor father’s day and the dadzawa moments from the christmas ep...

#dear god i love them #im still not over the smile aizawa gave eri in the christmas ep #and hes so proud of her #dadzawa brainrot go brrrrr #i will give my life for them #dadzawa #eri my beloved #happy father’s day 2021 #present mic is behind the camera crying #honestly same #my hero academia #mha #boku no hero #aizawa shouta #eri mha

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mrskurono · 3 years

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choso brainrot go brrrrr but here me out ok,,,,, yuji dragging everyone out to the holiday festival to see the pretty light displays ,, it starts to snow and reader grabs choso’s hands for warmth,, overwhelmed by the feeling of your fingers interlocked and the twinkling lights in surrounding him bro just starts crying,,,,,, IDK DUDE i just wanna hold his hand im so soft for him

a/n: I'm sorry but this is the cutest fucking thing I've ever even thought of and now I wanna spoil Choso with his first Christmas ♡

type: headcanons tags: fem!Reader, Christmas themes, fluff character(s): Choso (jjk)

Choso

Perceptive enough to notice things are getting dolled up around him, buildings, businesses and people

But it takes him a moment to finally ask you what they’re putting all these lights and finicky stuff up for

Leave it to little brother Yuji to actually be the hype man for the holidays

Once Yuji gets excited that’s when Choso starts taking an interest more than anything

An awful lot of questions for someone who’s been in a jar for 150+ years but that’s to be expected

And once Choso thinks he has the knowledge of Christmas down, then comes all the things he wants to try

Matching sweaters, decorating, baking, it’s like a bucket list for this man

The best part of it though?

Going and looking at Christmas lights

Even in a big group together with everyone excited and bubbly to be out at night with the town twinkling, Choso is almost eerily quiet

All his questions about the holiday cease and he’s enthralled by every single set up he sees

Reds, blues, greens, whites, all different colors of Christmas lights against the stark background of snowfall and night sky

He’s quiet throughout the entire sight seeing endeavor

When you make it to the last place (and in everyone’s mind the grandest light display) is when you get concerned enough to ask Choso if everything’s ok

While Yuji and friends are hyped up over something they saw, Choso is still standing in front of the light display looking up at it

Nothing prepares you for the first trickle of tears that drip off his cheeks

When you panic that he hated it and apologize it’s not like a Hallmark movie

Choso doesn’t even know what Hallmark is lets be real

He shakes his head still looking up at the lights

“I missed this for over a hundred years.” “My brothers and I missed all this. Just to be left in the dark.”

It’s heartbreaking to remember that sometimes. Where he’s with you now, it’s moments like this that remind you there was a time before him. And without him.

Taking his hands in front of the display and kissing his knuckles softly

You can’t give him back those years he lost or what was done to him

But you can promise to give him more every single year.

Choso laughs unable to stop crying but he knows you mean it.

Making the moment a little more Hallmark themed when you kiss him in the light of the string of multi colored lights

#i could save this literally for when I change my theme later this week #but choso is too cute to wait XD #lemme show him a good time to make up for all his crappy years <333 #best boi <33 #jjk #jjk headcanons #jjk choso #choso #choso headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen headcanons

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clanwarrior-tumbly · 3 years

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Hnnnn Pico brainrot go brrrrr. Can I get Pico getting comforted by his S/O during a breakdown? Maybe with some fluff at the end?

“I-I was just a kid, [y/n]..a fucking KID!! And those bastards killed everyone and left me alive!! Why did they do that..? WHY?! I didn’t do anything wrong!!”

"I know...it wasn’t fair to you, Pico.” Taking the ginger-haired male’s hands gently, you sat beside him, trying your best to keep him grounded to reality.

You often did this whenever his trauma over the shooting got bad, especially now since today was the anniversary of that horrible day. You were pretty much the only reason he hasn’t gone completely over the edge.

He just squeezed his eyes shut and sobbed, letting the tears fall onto his pant legs. “I was so scared..I-I had to learn how to kill to survive. But I didn’t wanna do that! I didn’t wanna be like..a-any of them..”

“And you weren’t.” You reaffirmed, reaching up to run a hand through his hair. And by that point he was hugging you tightly, shaking as you held him close. “You’re nothing like them, Pico. And you never will be.”

“...y-you don’t think I’m a monster?”

“No. You’re no monster.” There was a slight strain in your voice as you became saddened by what he said. But you had to be strong, for his sake.

He kept crying for some time after that, before he eventually calmed down, falling silent aside from the occasional sniffle. “S-Sorry...ya think after all this time I...I-I can handle it..”

“Something like that doesn’t get any easier to handle,” you told him. “But you’re not dealing with it alone anymore, hun.”

“Yeah..true.” Pico pulled out of the hug, sighing in exhaustion. He brushed his red nose across his sleeve, grimacing slightly. He couldn’t remember the last time he cried this much--he didn’t even cry when he was found by the police, covered in blood. But he was glad to finally get those emotions out.

You gave him a tiny smile, rubbing his arm in comfort. “You feel okay now?”

“When was I ever okay?” He joked. “But yeah..I feel a little better now.”

“I don’t suppose you’re up for any rap battles with Keith today, huh?”

“Eh...nah, today ain’t the day for that. I already told ‘im this morning anyways so..” With a smile he pulled you into his arms, kissing your cheek. “I’d rather stay here with my sweet baby angel~”

#clanask #anonymous #friday night funkin x reader #fnf x reader #fnf pico #fnf pico x reader #pico x reader #angst #hurt/comfort #tw shooting #just in case

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toxycodone · 3 years

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i’m a godsend??? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

jajsshhs MAGS. IM CRYING PLEASE HAVE TSUMU BE BAD AT SEX 😭 just the concept of having a partner who’s straightforward and honest with him about how he is in bed is totally new to him. he’s embarrassed to the point of combusting when you first tell him, but once he gets over the initial mortification he’s so so so sweet and excited to learn.

god man just. the image of teaching tsumu how to suck cock / eat pussy properly??? i am personally the owner of a vagina but??? the thought of making him get on his knees and learn how to give a blowjob to my strap i’m—🦋🦋🦋 he’d he so fucking humiliated, but wow, would you look at that??? hes getting off on it, and on your encouraging comments and very, very rapidly learning that being on his knees makes his brain go brrrrr like nothing else.

also. there’s something really special about learning how to pleasure someone for the first time, and he can’t help being absolutely taken with your reactions <3

-blue (i use she/they pronouns in case u ever need that!!!)

YES YOU AREBA TOTAL GODSEND...it’s so hard to find people who talk about femdom/dom readers in general so I’m so happy you’re here you have no idea.

Atsumu Miya has been gassed up his entire life. I stg the women he’s slept with have all told him he was good to avoid arguments or his personal pity parties (I mean, remember when he slipped at the fan event lmfao). So when you tell him he sucks he’s so crushed...😭 like this man is legit about to cry (he gon suck it up tho LOL). but you’re so right he’s definitely excited to learn.

he pushes his ego to the side and actually listens to you. it’s a first, you’ve actually never seen him so diligent and attentive. you first start out letting him eat you out through your panties, and he learns quickly just how much better the buildup makes sex. bc after a few minutes of licking and sucking, he watches the fabric soak and cling onto your skin—and the way your puffy little clit sticks up out of the fabric? he’s never been so excited to give head. he’s begging you to let him slide down your panties and suck his clit into your mouth, let you ride his tongue and cum all over his mouth and chin. then he wants to do it again. and again. you refuse to touch him, the only pleasure he gets is hearing you moan and tell him what a good boy he is. 💙 you get him addicted to the taste and level up as a sex partner holy shit

AND GIVING A BLOWJOB TO THE STRAP...ugh he’s intimidated at first and doesn’t wanna do it but you tell him he’s gotta learn how to take cock anyways...might as well start now then embarrass himself later so he agrees. he refuses to look up at you while he takes the strap down his throat but you grab his hair and force him up, then his honey brown eyes are just wide and full...giving you such a pleading, innocent look...god you can’t help but facefuck him. and atsumu’s gagging and crying, spit dribbling down his chin but he refuses to tap out. he’s gonna do this and do this right, and he knows if he does a good job you’ll reward him, so he lets you shove that down his throat and laugh at him just so later you’ll fuck him with it slowly with deep strokes while massaging his cock and calling him your sweet obedient little boy....

I know he loves being embarrassed and degraded just as much as praise, he trusts you fully so all this just makes it better for him 💙 you should threaten to post pics of him online w his strap or tell your friends...he knows you wouldn’t but the idea you could? Makes him hard as a rock

#ty for your pronouns btw!! :) always appreciate that #letterbox.txt #message received: blue #atsumu miya x reader #atsumu miya #haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader

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poppy-metal · 3 years

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what about noya who finds himself simping over a tall girl and he can’t help but throw compliments at her left and right and she’s blushing so hard at his words brrrrr

stop ill cry RIGHT NOW i-im tall girl 🥺🥺 want noya to be obsessed w me n my legs

#ask #he calls u a goddess....im on the floor

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seijch · 3 years

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ANNOUNCEMENT: NOT A HELLO, BUT NOT A GOODBYE EITHER

omg hi ... im like . ashamed to come back after saying brief hiatus in october and then disappearing off the face of the earth til FEBRUARY but under the cut i will be explaining myself and the following, if youre interested (and a tl;dr at the very bottom if you don’t wanna scroll thru this obnoxiously long post):

the reason(s) i was gone for so long

what i was doing during that time (its just a personal account yall can scroll past this idrc)

the status of those um . halloween requests

the future of this account

i. so . Hiatus .

i know. i know . i probably mentioned it when i made the announcement post, but my mental health likes to go on one of those rides. yknow the ones where you go like up rlly fast then down maybe and then up then DOWN .... its like that. i needed a break and every time i wanted to come back or thought about it, something would happen and i would get stuck in my own head.

a big reason for getting stuck in my head was (and i hate to admit this ... i hate to admit that i have Insecurities On The Internet) my feelings of inadequacy regarding my writing. i love to plot fics, i love concepts and characters and making little headcanons but i dont ... know if i love writing rn. and i thought for the longest time that like . whatever ill just push thru it its fine ill be fine but it kinda wasnt lmao you can kinda see it in my halloween reqs and what become of them when i get to that but i began to feel like nothing i had put out or would put out would hold up prose wise (and normally i dont feel like this im much more “idc its my life im living it” but thats not a rant for tumblr LMAO). i still feel like that -- like im better as a reader than a writer. but . You Know :-)

tl;dr: mental state go brrrrr

ii. anywhere here’s wonderwall

when i left, i was in a steadily decreasing mental and emotional state, made worse by a situation at work that really was a case of petty jealousy on my end and rlly isnt very consequential now despite how much pain and resentment it gave me when it Was a problem so i wont get into it. the tl;dr of november and december was me using work as an crutch and distraction -- i know my job, i do it well, it helped me not think about my responsibilities and obligations and inadequacies. of course, as the holiday season grew busier n busier i was scheduled so often that i moved 88 or so miles (according to my apple watch, which i ONLY wear at work since im never anywhere else outside my house) and fell into a cycle of showering n sleeping at my house before going back the next day. (theres definitely something to be said abt capitalism and “grind culture” here but once again its not the time or place snsjkdfds)

at the turn of the new year, i happened to remember a birthday card i hadnt filed away for safekeeping from a friend of mine that id been horribly out of touch with til that point. i started crying because i realized how out of touch id been in general up until that point. the month of january was great for me: i was focused, happy, and in a much better place than i had been before. the end of it brought me down focus wise and im hoping that enough time away from my distractions will refocus me bc i ... need it LMAO and though ive burned out from that level of productivity and gotten distracted again im ... trying to stay positive which i think is the most i can do 😁👍🏼

media wise, i got real into stardew valley (but burned out bc i played it extensively as a way to wind down after work), the pokemon platinum romhack renegade platinum (still havent finished it bc of school n i played it w the intent to see if i could nuzlocke it ... bitch its so hard but its so fun bc of it), briefly assassins creed: odyssey (im one of those ppl who completes an entire region before i move to the next so you can tell i burned out of that one + wouldnt have the time to properly devote to it even if i didnt), got back into genshin impact after pulling for xiao (after not touching it for like . months), and danganronpa. yes . danganronpa 😐 i Know. i stopped playing it after the second trial of the first game bc i was so hurt by the outcome and picked it up in late january only to get sucked in (thank god i had the foresight to buy the second and third games during the steam winter sale). rn im at the start of chapter 4 if anyone wants to come in my asks and um . talk to me abt danganronpa

tl;dr: I’m Into Danganronpa Now

iii. you realize halloween was three months ago right

i mentioned this in the first section, but i love to plot things. every request is plotted or at least has a solid foundation. i had fun detailing what concept i wanted to go with considering what i was given, and there were some bangers i might touch up in the future. but heres whats going to happen to the requests themselves:

there are two finished requests. one will be posted tomorrow and the other will be touched up (just bc i finished it doesnt mean its good 🧍‍♂️) and scheduled for next saturday. as for the ones i never got around to ...

i will not be finishing those requests. i hate to be That Person, but i feel like we all expected this 🧍‍♂️ what i will do is post all of my notes for each request in batches -- requests that have an @ to go with them will be mentioned in the post proper, but anon asks will be pictured. (there are some asks that came from blogs who are now deactivated but i wrote down all the prompts and remember most of those askers so ill cross that bridge when i get there) there will most likely be an excerpt or two simply bc i think i mightve written a few plot points or interactions in the form of bullet points. i rlly am sorry about doing this but i remember looking at my notion doc with all the prompts and feeling ... like i wasnt measuring up n it wasnt just to myself or to some intangible concept of “other” id constructed but it was instead to those who requested n actually WANTED to see and hear and read my writing and i ...... im gonna admit thats another big reason i avoided this site.

regardless, youll definitely get what i have (and likely more than just my bullet points and illegible handwriting).

tl;dr: im sorry. what i have in terms of plot, concept, and interaction for every request will be posted, but i cant say ill ever complete them and mean it.

iv. so what now?

well i mean . im not entirely sure how sold i am on haikyuu in the content creation department (as a creator n to a lesser extent, as a consumer). as mentioned previously, its no longer my primary focus. it doesnt mean im not into haikyuu anymore; i have a lot of love for those boys but i cant rlly say im even caught up w recent fandom activity and also havent even finished s4 pt2 LMAO thats on my to do list

and despite all that, i still want to share my plots n concepts and snippets and maybe even fics. it wont happen anytime soon. it might not even happen. but i mean . its better than me saying i wont write ever again shjdkfs but either way ill probably use this blog as a personal blog w the occasional ask game for dialogue prompts (those are always so fun i love making up aus to fit like . the most mundane prompts)

as for my works (past and any potential future), ive opened an ao3 acc here n ill be editing n possibly expanding on my old works to post there. tumblr, to me, is The x reader hub, but i figure more x reader fics on ao3 is never a bad thing.

ill be deleting/posting drafted posts to the queue since they were all meant to be queued anyway as well as (sorry again 🧍‍♂️) deleting or answering asks in the inbox. (moots if you get a notif from me saying i rbed your post from months ago ... mind your business) im very hard to get ahold of and its ... a problem. expect an overhaul of the nav n shit to reflect my new direction n also because i feel like i cant tell if my passion for carrd is shared by the majority HSDKLFS maybe its better to read my info in a normal post ykwim .......

and of course . if youve read all this n decided im no longer worth the follow, i sure as hell cant stop you. thank you for wanting to, at some point, hear what i have to say -- it means more than you think.

tl;dr: writing will be edited and reposted to ao3, this blog will be a personal blog with a hint of writing (sometimes)

the tl;dr to end all tl;drs:

im back! i wont be as active as i used to due to a lessened interest in haikyuu in general, but i have an ao3 acc now where all my past work will be edited, possibly expanded, and reposted. any future work will also find itself there. my halloween requests will be posted in batches as incomplete concepts, plots, and snippets of scenes; i wont be promising to finish any of them.

there are still fic concepts im attached to and want to finish, but i cant promise any more writing on my end. this blog will be a personal blog with maybe writing, not a writing blog with my personal thoughts all over it.

regardless if you stick around or not, its been crazy sexy cool (equal emphasis) being on haikyuu tumblr even tho i wasnt around for long ... even tho its not my main focus anymore, im still excited to see what the future might hold 🤝

love, ari 💌

#did i have an announcement tag #announcement #also regarding work hsjkdfsd the company i work for didnt give my location the opening for the full time position i wanted #my managers all agree id be promoted if we had it but we dont so i . hee .#anyway um i hope everyones doing well #some of my moots changed urls while i was away and now i have no idea who anyone is #its like when you see your familys friends and theyre like omg youre so big now! i remember when you were a baby and youre like 🧍‍♂️#and you have to play along bc apparently they remember you hskdfsd #im not very funny in this post but i figured id rather be honest considering my lengthy absence #consider this my comeback stage

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rurifangirl · 3 years

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chile ya shoulda told me i missedd the oc asks🙄✋

imma just send in a few not to heavy on ya💃💃

echo🌸

🍁 Where does your OC go when they need to have some time to themself? Would they ever have their own “comfort corner” filled with all the things they like? Do they have a favourite spot outside that feels like its theirs and theirs alone?

kayn🌸

🍂 Does your OC enjoy hugs? What do they do as a show of affection for: their friends, their family, their significant other(s) or for strangers? Over all what are they like with recieving affection from others?

kida🌸

🌾 Describe your OC through the eyes of someone absolutely head-over-heels in love with them

shou🌸

🌸 What are some of their favourite things and why? List as many as you can think of!

myst🌸

🌠 On a scale of 1 - 10 how Baby is your OC? BONUS when asking this question rate the OC yourself as see if the reply matches up!!

I'm sorry bestie, but I was prepparing for our 20th marriage 😔💔

Echo🐏-

It's not rare It needs space for himself, but even when he'll later on join the dumbass trio, It does have a soft place where it goes to, especially when stressed.

Any places with water nearby Is perfect for him. Which Is a reference from when he got cursed, and It Is kind of ironic. But since it got cursed, It found the sound of water..oddly soothing.

Not that he enjoyed it that much, but more because It was so tempting, that made him forget about all doubts and much about the outside world.

When with the gang, it will spend less time there, which Is understandable, since they will travel in many places.

If there isn't that place, it would panic, and decide to kick themselves out of everyone else. Hoping It can resolve this by itself. Most of the time, he forcefully does so, but there are times when only crying could help.

Kayn💜-

HE'S THE DEFINITION OF AN HUGGY BEAR OF COURSE HE'D LIKE THEM!! Litteraly anything physical related, as long as It ain't sexual, Is absolutely great for him. He himself does to others some surprise hugs, even tho to the only ones he's close to. And Ruri too naturally. I miss adding the boys to shit so here, Ruri finnaly has been mentioned.

He'd give the world n beyond to anyone if they'd want to, he's doing his besttt💜💜

Kida💮-

Abldkdkaldk as with the other Shou's asks, I'll try😭😭

"Such classyness and worth, in yet such a rough body. The flowing beauty, with a fierce spirit, easly feedable. Through compentent fights. Hands, as though used, were pleasing to look at. And understandably warm. With such soft eyes, you could almost be lost in them. The liliac, almost ethereal lights did help, too. Such, inky and flowing hair made me remember of one of a lion."

Shou🍵-

OHOHOHO OKAYOKAY, I GOT ITT

1- His design obviously. I just, really love It, and might be my fave overall, even if I really like Rui's and Myst's quite a lot too. His hair Is something that just makes me go brrrrr.

2- His development, even more than personality. I know I didn't use this as much, but I love how he goes from a shady, "villain", trying to murder Lyva and Rui out of jelousy and rage, to a far more understanding, and trying for the redemption he never knew he needed, until he met Qiran. Which Is why Id like to Say that, of he didn't meet him, he would've become more and more villanous with time. He's not a villain, nor an hero, even now. He doesn't know that too. And that's something i really, rEALLY like in his character.

3- His past, and how he can't let go out of It, even if that severly hurt him. But he couldn't understand that, even until now he doesn't. He still portrays his mother as someone who didn't deserve such pain, completely ignoring and not understanding how that still hurt him.

4- His wording abilities. Most times he's so sneaky, and even oddly teasing, in subdule ways, as if that could help him, in any way. No matter if it's morally wrong or right, if that's what he belives in, that's his decision. Will he regret It? Perhaps. But that's a risk he knowingly always takes. Even if that would mean doing the same for Qiran.

IM GETTING SO LONG BUT I JUST REALLY LOVE THIS DUDE AND HIS CONFLICT W BEING A CANIBALISSTIC SNAKE DEMON ALRIGHT BYEEEE

Myst🎸-

A big 7.5. Ya can't convince me otherwise. The reason why I'm not giving them an 8 Is because of her,, moments. But even then, he's a big bimbo and i love him so fucking much toooo😩

Also id overall rate em an 8.5/9, Idk either. I think he's really great too, but probably goin for the 8.5.

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@a-chaotic-dumbass @spoopy-fish-writes @nadi-117 @damnfoxx @dopesaladlady @audre-falrose

#ruruasks #rurusocs #oc #ocs #my ocs stuff #dragon raja #(Only kida n kayn)#kayn #kida #echo #shou #myst #my ocs rambles #my ocs #pls write somethin if ra reblog cus i spent a lot on time on echo n shou help😭😭

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sapphicomenn · 3 years

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WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: THE AVENGERS

“the tesseract has awakened” oh you mean the glowy cube from captain america AND captain marvel? THAT glowly cube?? cool looking stairs- ew who tf are you? the grim reaper??

what the fuck is a chitauri and why does it sound like sea food. “a world will be his. the universe, yours.” STOP BLAMING THE PRONOUN GAME AND GIVE ME NAMES FFS

ooo shield base. “not a drill.” oh shits going down- COULSON. FUURRRYYY FUCK YEAH. the best marvel characters are here the movie has peaked- oldman from thor is here?? intoresting. and who the hell is this woman tryna question fury??

the glowy cube is a shE???????? HUH??????? oh hey its hawkeye the badass archer guy. oh shit things are going down. the cube is sparking and swirling??- IT OPENED A PORTAL

LOKKIII YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD WELCOME BACK. HE HAS A SHOOTY MAGIC SPEAR LIKE A BADASS. he just took out a bunch or shield with a shooty spe- OHMYGODS HE CAN CONTROL MINDS WITH IT.

“loki. brother of thor.” OLDMAN STFU

GUNS GO PEW PEW ALONG SIDE A GOOD OLD CAR CHASE SKSHSKKSHS. RUN FURY RUNNN. the portal imploded on itself like a moron hA

WHO TF NAMES THEIR CHILD “HILL” WTF. “we are at war.” NO SHIT SHERLOCK A NORSE GOD STOLE THE CUBE YOU WERE SUPPOST TO PROTECT

tis a train and a old building- NATASHA. how tf were you taken hostage? im so glad i have subtitles on otherwise i wouldnt understand a thing these ppl are saying. HOW TF IS SHE KICKING ASS WHILE TIED TO A CHAIR WHAT IN THE HELL-

oh his leg deff broke once he fell off the ledge tied to a chain. cut to a lil gorl running to find a doctor- who tf this is of course. THIS GUY IS BANNER??? i mean im glad they changed the actor but wtf. “theres no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.” YA DONT SAY, ROMANOFF. “STOP LYING TO ME” JESUS FUCK THAT MADE ME JUMP

oh damn shield has their own O5 council? cool. EXPLAIN WHAT PHASE2 IS ALREADY. also dont say thor is bad he is a giant puppy dog with a war-boner.

oh hi steve, working off that PTSD by beating the shit out of a punching bag ay? oh right steve knows the glowy cube. “at this point i doubt anything would surprise me.” “ten bucks says you’re wrong” welp ya owe him ten bucks steve

“is there anything you can tell us about the tesseract to help us now?” “you should’ve left it in the ocean.” WELL THAT HELPS ALOT DOESNT IT. hello there iron man, at the bottom of the ocean.? sure why the hell not

aye stark tower’s about to have clean energy, yay stark! “stark tower, is your baby.” how do you give birth to a tower.???????? KSHSJSHSKSJS COULSON BROKE INTO THE TOWER “is first name is agent.” TONY SKSHKSSHKSVSKSHSKS

*whisper whisper whisper* yeah she bribed tony with sex so he’d work on the avengers and stuff. “the guys like a stephen hawking.” “. . .” “hes like a smart person”

awh coulson is fangirling over steve- watched you while you were sleepin- man you’re awkward. you adorable dumbass. ohshit underground musky lab- OLDMAN AND LOKI

the world is breaking around loki. sea food army is restless- shut the fuck up you stupid looking eye wrapped bastard. WHO THE HELL IS THIS HE?????? welcome back to earth you smexy man

FLOATING WATER BASE

back to avenger tingz. man coulson is the biggest cap fan- oh its a giant sub- NO ITS A GIANT FLYING BASE HOLYSHIT SHIELD THATS AMAZING.

now we go into the meetings and talking related stuff :I yey. “lets vanish” wdym- IT HAD A CLOAKING DEVICE. HA STEVE JUST GAVE THE TEN HE OWED SKSHSKHSKSJS

i dont understand a word of all the science stuff they just said but yay. “i need a distraction. and an eyeball” barton what the fuck why do you need an eye.?

oh lokis in germany, at a very fancy party might i add. loki is best boy ever. even if he just bonked a the head/ OHMYGOD AND STOLE HIS FUCKING EYE JESUS CHRIST INFRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.??????

“i said. KNEEEEL” dont need to tell me twice-

blagh villain speeches are the worst. why tf did this old guy stand up “not to men like you.” shut up. SHOOT HIM- wtf. steve what the hell are you wearing? what the fuck is that- aye tonnnyyy!!!! he hacked into the jet thingy and started playing music from the speaker thats the best.

CAPSICLE SKSHSKSHKSHSKSJ- ohfuck thunder. THOR WELCOME TO THE PARTY. “im not overly fond of what follows” WKVSKSBSKSHSJS

HE JUST BROKE INTO THE JET AND STOLE LOKI FROM EM. “theres only one god ma’am. and im sure he doesnt dress like that.” cap stfu

“i thought you were dead.” “did you mourn.” damn loki thats harsh. thor is angy at his brother. “you listen well brot-ARGH” “..im listening?” STARK YOU CHOSE THAT MOMENT TO BODY SLAM THOR OFF THAT CLIFF AND LEAVE LOKI BEHIND? REALLY?

“.. tourist.” FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT KICK HIS ASS, THOR. DONT KILL HIM WITH LIGHTNING THO

if someone throwed me against a tree i wouldnt be walking. im just saying

“THATS ENOUGH.” cap did you think that would work?? and how the hell did your dinner plate stop the power of thor

loki do be in jail tho. how’s this gonna go wrong- oh he smiled at banner. THATS how it goes wrong

tell him off fury! “you have made me very disapoin-“ OH NVM HE SAYS DESPERATE IGNORE THIS

“uNlimiteD pOoWeRRRRR”

“let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.” good comeback fury. i think

“loki is beyond reason, but he is of asgard. and he is my brother” “he killed 80 people in two days.” “he’s adopted.” KSBSKSJSJSJSK

“that man is playing galaga. he thought we wouldnt notice, but we did.” TONYKANSKSHKSJSKSJ tony is a fucking legend. “finally someone who speaks english!” “is that what just happened?” steve stfu you’re a fighty man not a smart man

“i do! . . . i understood that reference.” steve nvm keep talking please. PLEASE THE MAN IS STILL PLAYING GALAGA SOSJSKSJSJKS

why is tony eating blueberrys- where the hell did he get blueberrys. “we have orders. we should start following them.” steve you tried to get into the army under fake locations for months AND broke into a german base when you were a showpony. stfu about following rules

“so you’re saying the hulk.. the other guy? saved me” yes. yes we are saying that, banner. aye steve go break into shit like you’re suppost to :D

oh hi again oldman, welcome back. yay shield saved padme, and awh oldman talked about thor alot. thor i love you alot. loki just tell nat where tf you left barton :/ oh barton was sent to KILL nat?? not hire her?? well that went downhill. whomst the hell is dreykov- sao paulo- the hospital fire???? hawkeye wtf why’d you spill it all to loki.

mewley quim wtf kind of insult is that- oh damn nat figured out the hulk is lokis next plan of attack. PHASE TWO IS TO USE THE GLOWY CUBE TO MAKE FUCKING WEAPONS? SHIELD WHAT THE HELL

HA FURY TRIED TO LIE IS WAY OUTTA IT BUT BC STARK HACKED INTO IT ALL HE JUST EXPOSED HIMSKHSKSJSKS

WAIT THEY WERE MADE FOR THOR AND ASGARDIANS? WHAT THE FUCK SHIELD- oh damn lokis staff is the reason they’re all at eachother. probably

“yeah. big man in a suit of armor. take that off what are you?.” “genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” well you’re not wrong

guys stop fighting, HAWKEYE IS BREAKING IN. “in case you needed to kill me. but you cant. i know, i tried.” awh thats sad, i wanna hug banner so bad :(

OHSHIT AN ENTIRE WING GOT BLOWN UP THE FLYING BASE IS GOING DOWN- HULKS COMING OUT THATS NOT GOOD. the transforming is scary- RUN NAT

loki stop smiling because the plan is going your way. “it seems to run on some form of electricity.” “well you’re not wrong” tony stop being funny this isnt fair

HULK JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST- NAT GOT BITCHSLAPPED THROUGH A WALL- YAY THOR TO SAVE THE DAY. HAMMER TIME BABYY

*B O N K*

hulk trying to pick the hammer up is funny. BRIDGE IS UNDER ATTACK. DO YOU THINK SHOOTING HULK IS A GOOD IDEA??? HE JUST TOOK OUT FIGHTER JET AND ALMOST KILLED THE GUY FLYING IT

CAP IS KICKING ASS- OH GOD NO THE ENGINES ARE FAILING. OHGOD LOKI IS OUT- THOR YOU DUMBFUCK DID YOU FORGET LOKI CAN DO MAGIC SHIT? NOW YOU’RE STUCK IN THE GLASS CONTAINER

COULSON SAVE THOR! SHOOT LOKI DAMNIT- COULSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glass cage go brrrrr

HA LOKI GOT FUCKIN SHOT BY COULSON BEFORE HE DIES( :( ) tony almost got minced by the engine thingys

im gonna cry coulson how dare your death make me sad :(( stupid heart breaking aftermath moments.

thor is stuck in a field, banner fell through the roof of a building. awh the security guard is so nice :) barton is a fucking mess right now “how’d you get him out?” “i hit you on the head really hard.” KSJSKKSSK

tony figured out lokis plan- ITS TAKING PLACE AT HIS TOWER? THE AVENGERS IS TAKING ACTION BABY LETS GOOOO

wait a fucking moment, the cards coulson has are covered in blood. so you’d think they were on him when he was stabbed- yet hill just said they were in his locker “they needed the push.” FURY YOU RUINED NEAR MINT VINTAGE COLLECTABLE CARDS TO MOTIVATE SUPER FREAKS???

o hi loki welcome to stark tower

“stalling wont change-“ “no no, threatening. no drink? ya sure? im having one.”

“i have an army.” “we have a hulk.” HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE

HA LOKI CANT TAKE STARKS MIND BC HIS HEART IS SOME TECHY METAL CRAPKSJSKSJSKS- i guess choking and tossing him around works. so does throwing hik out a window

oh no the glowy cube just opened a portal for the army of seafood. they look like creatures from halo.

BROTHER FIGHT

CHAOS EVERYWHERE

PLANE DOWN PLANE DOWN

what the fuck just growled- HOLYSHIT THEY HAVE A SPACE LEVIATHAN. it looks badass ngl. loki redemption arc? nope he just stabbed thor.

SPACE BIKE GO BRRRRR

yes because arrows and guns will stop the, alien monsters with lazer arms. some how its working. “just like budapest all over again.” “you and i remember budapest very differently.” WTF HAPPENED AT BUDAPEST BARTON AND NAt, HUH?

cap just scared the shit outta some police men HAHA

“i have unfinished business with loki.” “yeah? get in line” barton is snarky right now. banner just rides up on a motercycle like “hi what i’d miss”

“im bringing the party to you.” stark says while being chased by a giant metal space whale who’s crashing and crushing everything in its path along a street

“thats my secret cap. im always angry.” FUCK YEAH BANNER MESS THAT SPACE WHALE UP. HE JUST PUNCHED A GIANT FUCKING WHALE THING.

the music, the avengers circling around. its amazing. well things are gonna get worse bc more space whales showed up

“and hulk. . . smash.”

LIGHT THEM FUCKERS UP, THOR. shield maybe instead of watching, maybe, oh i dont know. HELP THEM???

i dont know what else to say other then its alot of fighting and smashing alien faces into the ground

hulk and thor kicking ass on the back of a space whale is awesome. HULK WHY DID YOU PUNCH HIMSJSOSHSKJSKSJSKSKSKSK

i fuxking love when steve turtle shells behind his shield.

“director fury. the council has made a decision.” “i recognize the council has made a decision. but given its a stupid-ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.” fury never stop being awesome

loki thought he was so smug when he caught bartons arrow, then it blew up in his face. literally IKSKSKSKSKS

HULK FUCK LOKI UP! JSHSKSGKSHSJSHSJSJ HE JUST TOSSED LOKI AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL “puny god.” “*pained wheezing from a smooshed loki*”

oh damn- OH DAMN, STARK. he just jonahed the fucking whale thing and blew it up from the inside. well now the city has a nuke coming for it :/

yall have a chance to shut the portal down, and tony, you want to go INTO that portal and throw the nuke in? wtf stark.

TONY GO BACK TO EARTH DAMNIT FUCKING BASTARD PASSED OUT. yay hulk saved his stupid ass. do cpr.? mayb.? or a hulk roar will wake him up KEJSKJSKSSKJS

tony. you just blew up a alien command center with a nuke, passed out and fell to earth through a portal. and you want, shawarma?

and now back to loki. “if its all the same to you, i’d like that drink now.” ISHSKSJSJSJSKSJSJ

STAN LEEE

the people love em. yey

council lady stfu about the avengers being a threat. they just said the earth and you’re worried about them going rouge??

“if we get into a situation like this again, what happens then?” “they’ll come back.” i mean theres three more avenger movies so i assume so. remodaling stark towers so its the avenger tower? neat!

NEXT MOVIE: IRON MAN 3

*MID CREDIT SCENE* oh hi again mr no eyes. do we get to see this HE? OH WE DO. o hi mr 10 chins

once again ignore the misspells it was three AM when i finally finished this and im just now rereading it

#artemis rants #the avengers #avengers #marvel #the mcu #marvel movies #marvel cinematic universe #glowy cube is back!#chitauri = seafood #LOKI #MAN IS PLAYING GALAGA EVEN AFTER BEING CALLED OUT #SHIELD IS A DICK #SPACE LEVIATHAN

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