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stealingpotatoes · 3 months

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When I was a kid, I remember reading those old Star Wars character books and the section for yaddle said she often gave out candies to the younglings. Considering that her apprentice was cal’s master, I just picture her giving out candy to baby cal whenever he visited her with his master lol

omg YES and it's literally every 'coming back from grandma's house' meme ever,,

(commission info // kofi support!)

#height difference lineage #< its called that now. im naming it that and you cant stop me #jaro tapal #cal kestis #star wars #jfo #my doods #thanks for the ask!

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electoons · 1 month

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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh wait no i forgot j'zargo wants the position and actively wishes you were dead so he can be archmage #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(update to clarify the princess is enthir. short king scored a 6'5“ dommy mommy orc with the biggest strap in tamriel congratulate him NOW)#(huge W for the bisexual mer community #L for skyrim as a whole because they were both already insufferable enough on their own and now theyre making each other worse)

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temeyes · 27 days

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banging fists on table NIKTO

SHASHAHS WHY HE'S SO HARD TO DRAW,,,,,??

#nikto/and any other mask operator >>> konig LOL #i've been wanting to draw for this ask for a while.. but i was lowkey afraid to draw nikto #cuz.. i mean look at his design.. i dont get it!!! LMAO #i have like 4 sketch attempts before this..#but ngl nikto has pretty eyes #this looks so half assed GOD im so sorRY BUT I'LL PROLLY TRY DOODLING NIKTO MORE.. cuz i kinda like him now HAHA #answered asks #anon #my art #2024 #call of duty #cod #nikto #nikto cod

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starlitcrows · 4 days

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baptismal flame or hellfire?

#grima #grima kardia perezia #fire emblem #oc #fire emblem awakening #fea #fe13 #fire emblem heroes #feh #fell robin #male robin #resplendent grima #neosketches #i may or may not be losing my goddamn mind #is this what they call religious fervor asking for a friend #anyways im gonna throw myself out a window now

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cod-dump · 2 months

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Nikpricegraves thoughts, special delivery!

Nik getting more grey in his hair, and neither Price or Graves wants to bring it up, because they don't know how Nik feels about it. They dom't want to make him feel self-conscious.

So they wait. And Nik finally brings it up, very casually (fronting like hell) musing aloud that he might color the grey so people don't think their evac pilot is too old.

And maaaaybe Price and Graves wanted their responses to be a liiiittle more restrained, a little more level-headed. But they weren't.

Price: You are not TOUCHING that silver--

Graves: Like HELL you're--absolutely not!

Price: Anyone lucky enough to have you picking him up has no right to complain about that!

Graves: And it's sexy as hell anyway!

Price: Exactly, you're fuckin gorgeous.

Nik: ... Thank you?

Nik was a very confident man. He was sure of himself, comfortable in his own skin and almost never doubted himself. But seeing the thin stripes of silver in his hair… he wasn’t too confident on it. The reality of him being old was setting in and he wasn’t very happy about it.

Nik never gave the thought of him getting old much thought considering he didn’t think he would get this far, especially not with his constant flirting with death. He never thought about how he would feel about growing grey, and now that it was here, highlighting his temples? Nik felt his heart squeeze, uncertainty making his chest tight.

Worse part was that neither his husband or boyfriend had mentioned anything about the grey, which just added to his uncertainty about it. He’s caught them whispering about it, both immediately cutting themselves off upon noticing him. He’s caught them staring, again no comments about it. Nik knows they had noticed it, of course they did. They notice everything new or different about him, most of the time even before he’s noticed it.

He didn’t like their silence and was choosing to assume the worst. But he kept quiet, just like how they were choosing to stay quiet. The topic of greying hair wouldn’t come up until one night while they ate dinner. He couldn’t help but stare at their own hair, how he would’ve noticed if John had started to grey (surprising he hadn’t by this point). The silver would’ve been noticeable amongst his dark brown hair, within his beard. It would be undeniably attractive.

Phil greying would been less noticeable considering his golden hair. There would’ve needed to be quite a few grey hairs before it was obvious and even then it would blend nicely with the gold strands. It would add to the American’s charm. Both would carry silver has crowns yet… Nik couldn’t determine that about himself. Couldn’t see himself with it, even as it took residence within his hair.

“I think I need to start investing in hair dye.”

The speed in which Phil turned his head to look at him made Nik fear he would break his neck. John just froze mid bite, eyes looking up to stare at him. Nik kept his usual level of smug confidence about him even though he wasn’t feeling anything remotely similar. Phil swallows his food, taking a deep swig of his water before he glares at him.

“Over my dead body.”

Nik blinked in surprise, his facade cracking.

“Nik, my love, if you do that you’d break my heart,” John added, staring intensely at him.

Nik looked between his partners before he cleared his throat, “Right-“

“Nikky, I’m serious,” Phil said firmly, “That silver is so fucking hot and if you dye it I’ll probably cry.”

“I second that,” John said very seriously.

Nik couldn’t help but laugh at their seriousness. Phil stood and walked behind him fingers going into his hair which of course caused Nik to lean back and practically melt. John stood as well and walked over.

“Should’ve known something was up when you hadn’t said anything. Big, bad Nikolai, insecure over some grey hairs.”

Nik huffs, closing his eyes as Phil continued to play with his hair, “I am not insecure.”

“You just said you wanted to dye it.”

Nik huffs, he could hear Phil’s smirk. He mustered up an unamused frown, which was immediately chased away by a well placed kiss from John. Nik was choosing to be annoyed in order to hide how relieved he felt about their approval. The two would probably pry that confession out of him later when it wouldn’t add onto their smugness over his unusual lack of confidence.

“You might want to prepare for when we return from leave, the boys are definitely going to say something when they notice.”

Nik snorts, “If they have a problem with their transport getting grey then they can cry about it.”

“Cry and complain, with bad jokes on the side.”

By the time they returned from leave, Nik would regain his rock solid confidence. And some jokes of his own because what is an old man without his jokes?

#nikpricegraves my beloved #call of duty #modern warfare #cod nikolai #john price #phillip graves #ask #thanks for the ask <3 #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves #drabble #he will now be even more insufferable #nik: i’m old i cant be lifting that sorry #nik: i mustve not heard you with being how old i am #nik: im old of course im grumpy #price and graves are going to be sick of him witin a week #(this is a lie they’ll never be sick of him)

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deoidesign · 25 days

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Hm... I'm feeling benevolent...

#every time i use the word 'benevolent' i remember that guy who called me 'sensei'???#because he asked me for a crit and i was basically like 'i really dont like your comic' but obviously constructively #and then he kept messaging me asking for more critique and i had to tell him to stop #and then he made a video review of my last comic and the whole review was like #'yeah so i havent really read this comic. looks pretty sick though. i basically harassed her and she had to say to stop lol'#anyways. that was weird. he used the word benevolent a lot so i always think of him. sending good vibes hope hes still making comics #oh yeah also this is kind of spoilers but not really #sorta like afterword stuff #gotta sketch gotta get into the mindset...#im not sure if that counts as spoilers at all lmfao its just minor design changes #anyways.#time and time again #spoilers #what the hell i typed 'spoilers' and '911 spoilers' was the first option??????#uh #adam and steve #ttawebcomic #sketches #sketch dump #these used to be patreon posts but its been like 5 months so. theyre free noe #the word 'benevolent' is literally an inside joke with myself now LOL

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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people practice w Them <3

#posting this and then shoving my head into a hole Bye #i am! Not Confident!!! in my people scribbling abilities!!#but im trying!!! im fucking trying!!!#i already see improvement #not enough to make me go 'wee the masses are gonna love this'#but enough that i can fathom posting. i can handle it. i can do this #if i dont do it now then i never will!!!!#im still gonna scream into a pillow rip it apart and then eat the stuffing!!!!#ah... the mortification of Existing... of Being Perceived...#it is ever present and inescapable! youd thing id be used to it by now!!!#ill be on my death bed asking people to leave the room so that i can die w/o feeling horribly self conscious and Seen #no seriously every time i think about my potential death and or coma should that happen #i prematurely cringe at the Attention. people potentially crying at my bedside Eugh No Thank You Please Do That Elsewhere #either call me a loser and drop off a single flower or leave me be <3 #THIS IS A WELCOME HOME SCRIBBLE POST. IM SORRY I FORGOT #scribble garnish #uh um uh so uh wally and barnaby am i rite fellas-#in my mind they're picking up takeout for dinner <3 #yeah no im not tagging it with a fandom tag. i dont want to be perceived As We've Established #im somewhat satisfied with that first wally.... swag <3 #& do i have major gender envy for barnaby? yeah #im not used to drawing people but i should be... i need to be...#THERE ARE GUYS I WANNA DRAW! mine and others!!! ngl mostly mine!!!

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 2 months

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you made it onto a gianni stream did you know this.

INEEDTOLEAVE IGOTTAGETOUTTAHERE

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pastadoughie · 5 months

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top ten most scary things ever #1 tumblr user pastadoughie without typos or grammatical errors

I'm not scary.

#thats just my “tired of this shit” voice but in text form #art #my art #mspaint #biblically accurate rowen #ask #asks #fyterx #honestly this is probably the most accurate of the sketches of me #i look extremely tired always #doesnt capture how homophobic i look tho #ive gone 2 far into looking like a cis guy that i look homophobic now #like in real life #i look like i would call you a faggot #witch i would #but like im gay its ok i can reclaim

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decolonize-the-left · 3 months

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Artists creating specifically to sell and trading off (some of) their own style to do it, activists begging for attention and shares and media coverage because they aren't being paid enough attention, UNWRA desperate for donations, the percentage of people who don't mask in 2024 compared to deaths and disabilities, ppl who need to be convinced to vote with principles that save lives and that genocide is unacceptable, how a living wage or UBI is believed to be "unrealistic" despite the trillions in shareholder investment accounts.

....I'm starting to think Mainstream People™ fucking suck, ngl. In fact, dare I say that Mainstream People are the biggest obstacle to progress now.

Malcolm X said it was the white liberal as did a lot of other revolutionaries and thinkers.

I, however, think anyone who can hold their own comfort over someone else's suffering is the problem.

Why are the rest of us constantly begging and shouting and changing ourselves and our bodies in an effort to make them care about us? To make them see us? To give us rights? To bless us with the support needed to make a living?

Same shit, different generations. And idk about y'all, but I would love to be the last generations who ever had to hate themselves to survive.

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r-aindr0p · 4 months

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Against the light/ A contre-jour

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamme #twst rollo #I had this idea since this morning and went insane until I could draw it #still feeling very sane abt rollo yea #sick victorian child in a nightgown drip #Got inspired by one of my favorite pages in one of my fave bl of all time probably #it’s called ’Barbarities’ and yea I love it so so much for many reasons #I can finally draw again a lot more now aaafhdhf I have a bunch of asks that piled up im sorry

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temeyes · 2 months

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WHY DOES GAZ HAVE SUCH BIG TITTYS? 🤭😳

Two pillows to rest my head and my weary eyes😴

he worked [them] out like that just for you, babe~

#then the moment you put your head on his chest? you just smush and rub your face against it???????? yes......#i wanna smell him so bad HSAHSHHASHSA SORYRYRYRY #IM GONNA SHut up now.....#answered asks #anon #my art #2024 #call of duty #gaz cod #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick

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puppyeared · 4 months

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some sort of creature

#i finally figured out how to adjust brush pressure sensitivity so im trying to get a feel for it to see if i like it #theyre very shy.. burrows into the ground to escape social interactions which honestly i wish i could do too #now that i think about it i have a soft spot for shy characters but like not in a uwaaahhh >m< way. like they become the most sopping wet #creature alive if u ask them to make a phone call. they will look at u so betrayed if u asked them to talk to the mcdonalds cashier etc etc #i havent read chainsaw man but i feel like im describing kobeni based on what ive seen of her and i have to agree #moles are also like this because ummm. because they live in the dirt and dont talk to anyone and have shitty eye sight like me #my art #myart #doodles #sona #fursona #mulch #fur #furry art

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reds-skull · 4 months

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Me: damn I feel like painting Soap rn

Me an hour later: but what if I completely fuck him up tho

(inspired by this painting by Zack Zdrale)

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod soap #john soap mactavish #cod fanart #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #body horror #ok serious note this was originally for like feeling out the vibes of yet another au Im thinking about #it kinda got away from me but I like it #dont ask why he doesnt have a shirt on #'face melting off' isnt an activity you should do with a shirt is my excuse #the patterns on the right side of his face are loosly based on the muscular system #bc I had to reference it for my uni work today and thought 'what if...'#BLOOD||HUNGER #<now that i started posting chapters im going back to tag everything related to the fic

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tervaneula · 5 months

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Terv, terv, mausi (German term of endearment) can you offer some comfort in these trying times? I'm stuck at work and my stomach ain't happy about it pls help

Oh gosh yes I can ;3; Here's some happy Mikeys!! 🧡💕

#MIKEEE MAUSI SOUNDS SO CUTE ;;_;; U SWEETIE #I'm so sorry I noticed this so late though I HOPE YOUR TUMMY GOT/GETS BETTER :'3<3 #asks #nqk #nqk adjacent #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rise michelangelo #rise mikey #future mikey #future michelangelo #peepaw mikey #tervdraws #ouofugofudhg im love themmMMMMM #nobody call me out on how many times i've edited the pic lmaooo i keep noticing stuff. but i think i'm done now

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dailyloopdeloop · 24 days

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DAY 17: tasty boiga

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #tw food #they call me mister weird bad perspective shots. on account of the #look im an american when i realized i had never drawn a burger before i felt a bolt of shame.#also for whatever fucking reason for a solid 3 week span in february i had the overwhelming desire to draw this. loopburger haunted me #and now i have an excuse to make it real #'mr codacheetah sir why is that star person holding that burger so aggressively?' you may ask #idk a burger killed their grandma okay #i didnt really sketch this drawing out i just blacked out and a burger was on my canvas and then there was a loop around the burger #im on ms paint here i aint got layers. this burger is being gripped for burger crimes. thats just the way it is.

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