***reverb spoilers (ish)*** and some more crack cause I need it today

influencer (y/n) definitely forgets that you’re rich sometimes and is still stuck in the ways that you were raised on in a single parent household. For example, you’ll spend two bands on your new hairstyle or shoes but it’ll be a cold day in hell before you spend more than $3 on a box of cereal and boyyyy, does it grind Eren’s gears. “Princess, I understand not spending unnecessary money but why the fuck I gotta eat these? Fruit Rings, seriously? That’s not even a damn toucan on the box. That’s a crow. A crow, (y/n)! That can’t be good for anybody.” “It tastes the same, Eren. My granny used to buy these for me all the time and I’m fine.” “What you are is cheap.” And he’s so confused because he could’ve sworn his black card has a $700 Sephora charge from yesterday so why he has to eat like he’s on commissary, he doesn’t know. But he doesn’t bother to argue because it’s pointless. Or, when it’s Saturday morning and he’s finally getting some much needed rest, only to hear Fantasia and Mary J. Blige playing downstairs, loud as hell. And you, in shorts, big t-shirt and a bandana tied around your hair..mopping and humming like someone’s divorced mama of three. “(Y/N), it’s ten am, why are you up cleaning like you’re in goddamned bootcamp? That’s what we have housekeepers for..” But he has no idea the can of worms he just opened!.. “Right. And you have two perfectly good legs and arms, meaning your ass could’ve been up helping me a hour ago. You know what you are, Eren? Spoiled. When’s the last time you picked up a broom? Hmm? Do you even know how to iron your own clothes? A lil’ cleaning and life skills ain’t gone kill you.” Then you go on to tell him how you’d help your granny clean the house every Saturday and it helped you become a hard working woman. Which now that you’ve guilt tripped him, this multi-millionaire recording artist is in the living room, singing Free Yourself with tears in his eyes as he dusts the tables and TV stand. And every weekend, just like you and every other child that looked like you had to experience, he gets the same trauma! Rolling around in his silk linen sheets, kicking his feet and crying because he can hear Keith Sweat playing from the flatscreen.

for some reason i’m thinking about aussie starlo HELP .. what have i created….. “oi, orion! ready for another day on the farm?” 😭😭😭

eren the type of nigga to go to a strip club & try to talk one of em off the pole

i’m so glad jeffrey combs has been put into so many situations

first of all no bars can contain me, so note that down

Victor: It's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. Lila Bard, popping out of nowhere: Have you ever considered piracy?

So i dont really age regress but I just thought of something imagine an object being a caregiver. Idk how that would work but idk just the idea of a stuffed animal being a care giver making sure you are happy and taken care of. Or for those of you that like bigger objects imagine your house being a care giver making sure everything is safe inside when they see you regressed

I wonder if anyone's said the full 'curiosity killed the cat' saying in front of Glorfindel.

Where were Dick and Jason during The Killing Joke???? Obviously they’re not the focus of this comic but they’re not even around. Dick, understandable he’s probably in, idk, New York??? But Jason is still around at this point, though not for much longer, but as far as I remember, he’s not even mentioned. 

Maybe this is the time that Dick and Jason take that ski trip and this is what they come home to? A shit end to a vacation. 

Or maybe something in canon was happening in parallel to this that had Dick and Jason and I just don’t realized due to my general lack of Batman history. 

Someone fill in this blank for me!

You know what would suck? What would reallyyy suck? If Tumblr posted every single one of everyone's drafts out of nowhere as a prank.

thinking about jj having a breakdown cause of school and soccer and everything

and Adam isn’t there to hold her so she goes to the junior house but no one’s there and Dylan finds her (an hour later) SOBBING on there front porch. like completely inconsolable and not breathing well

and he has no idea what to do, so he scoops her up and brings her to ellen and Jim’s house where ellen just wraps her up in a blanket gets her some tea and helps her sort everything while Dylan watches on awkwardly while texting Adam who hasn’t heard from his girlfriend in days and is now freaking out because she’s having a severe panic attack.

modern au the polyhedron is a 5G tower

sometimes you just gotta finger fuck yourself back to reality you know?

did you know that the word "saliva" stems from the the combination of "salas" meaning mixture and "meniva" meaning mouth

Assuming Ranboo still avoids swearing on stream by then, if he ever does a full face reveal I hope he also just lets out a string of curse words when he takes off the mask. Just to like, double-break the internet for a bit. The ol’ one two

Pulls the mask off like “What’s up, fuckers? Shit, fuck, bitch, bullshit, fucking fuck” then goes back to never (intentionally) swearing like nothing happened

what if. arranged marriage au except it's not to each other. friends in the same social circle obligated to help each other prepare for their respective weddings - an unexpected feeling crops up after seeing them promised to someone else? 0w0