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hopeswriting · 2 years

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what if the seal the 9th out on can’t be broken but rather limits how much flak is is available and out at such a point it barley supplied tsuna the flame he needed, which could be another angle for why Reborn’s training is so intense for tsuna (besides standard trollborn) as tsuna needs to increase how much flame is out of the seal rather than in

hi nonny, thank you for the ask!

hmm, idk? i know this is something that's often done with the seal in fanon (or was anyway), giving it more consequences than what nono said it was there to do, and bad ones at that, but if i can be honest with you nonny it personally never really did it much for me. like i said in my tags, i think what nono did was make tsuna flames dormant again (because they were clearly active enough already to react to his emotions) and not so easily triggered by his emotions anymore, instead of any kind of actual sealing or limitation. but if it’s not as clear-cut as a seal that’d need to be broken to go away, it rises the question even more, doesn’t it? can it be broken indeed then? ever? and i actually really like the idea of tsuna never really being able to get back his flames to the way they were pre-seal, and needing to adjust to it!

and on that note, in the context where we consider the sealing as canon, that’s how i’ve always explained to myself why tsuna needs the dying will bullets/pills to activate his flames. why he needs them to be triggered by an external factor instead of them just answering to his (dying) will, the way it seemingly works for everyone else. (especially when, clearly, pre-seal, tsuna’s flames had no problem answering to his will.)

(and if we take into account basil also needing to use the pills, it supports the idea that dwb and pills are used to force flames to go active instead of waiting for it to happen naturally, whether or not basil was a civilian too before iemitsu found him. that and how they seem to be used to force flames into a state that’s not naturally attained too, or attained with difficulty, i.e. the hyper dying will mode.)

but that’s as far as i personally like to push it (tsuna needing to work harder to do with his flames what seems to come so easily to everyone else, and to come up with his own ways to make his flames do what he wants because none of the ways that seemingly work for everyone else works for him too). like, if you watch the scene in the anime, nono obviously knew and was confident in what he was doing, and confident in the fact it’d mean nothing bad for tsuna. tho that said, i do think the seal is inevitably bound to have some side effects to some extent, can’t think otherwise when the only other example of a seal we were shown was the zero point breakthrough. (but then again, fresh out of the ice and xanxus had no problem using his flames, had he? and imo it’s much more interesting to make the side-effects be psychological/mental/emotional, rather than about the flames in and off themselves, even if of course, it’s only natural it’d affect them too. and also, of course, xanxus not looking like he had problems using his flames doesn’t necessarily mean he really hadn’t any.)

okay but i really can’t stop thinking about the seal being unbreakable, i’m really vibing with this concept nonny!! it’s like, yeah nono only meant well and didn’t think it’d have any bad consequences, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions and all that jazz, right? so what if he couldn’t undo it? not nono, not reborn, not iemitsu, not anyone? what if they could only ever just make it a little less bad, a little less crushing and suffocating and shackled around tsuna’s flames? what if they could only help crack the seal to let some of his flames slip through, but never break it fully?

tsuna’s resentment, bitterness, anger, grief, pain, what do they do with all of it then? what do tsuna does with all of it? especially knowing what type of life he went on to have post-seal, because i’m sure tsuna could have used the help of his flames during his years of harsh bullying. to the point it destroyed any kind of self-esteem in him entirely. and nono meant to give him a peaceful and normal civilian life by sealing his flames, but it only ended up meaning pain for tsuna he could have avoided if nono left his flames alone. and then the cherry on top of this tragedy is that years later? not only they need tsuna to leave his civilian life behind, but have to force his hand to every step of the way because tsuna wants none of this.

what then?

#katekyo hitman reborn #khr #khr nono #sawada tsunayoshi #khr headcanons #khr meta #khr au #< idk which one it is zerdfghg 😭#dying will flames #khr fanon #Anonymous

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ao3feed-thor · 1 year

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To the depths of Hel

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/5WeTgkr

by navy_bushes

Sylvie jumps into an apocalypse and finds herself in a mysterious place, devoid of colour or life. As she walks through the desolate landscape looking for an exit, she meets a woman who scares her and excites her at the same time.

Hela doesn't trust anyone who sets foot in Helheim and definitely not the pretty girl who claims she has nothing to do with her father. A bit of swordfight will solve the issue, right?

Words: 7352, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Thor (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/F

Characters: Sylvie (Loki TV), Hela (Marvel)

Relationships: Hela/Sylvie (Loki TV)

Additional Tags: Lesbian Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Foreplay, idk what else to add, see for yourself, Pre-Canon, There's smut tho

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/5WeTgkr

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #thor

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galaxygermdraws · 3 years

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Sorry for not posting anything for a few days, been working on some Helsian references to post in one go, and idk if I’m gon make another one right away so. So, there is a lot I need to talk about with these guys, well, most of them, so I am going to put my innate ramblings under a read more. But if you want basic knowledge I’ll give you names and who they’re counterparts of :D

Top: Clap Trap(Hels Mumbo), Koray(Hels Grian), Helskall(Hels Iskall)

Bottom: Phedaz(not Hels Zedaph), Indulge(Hels Impulse), and Limbo(Hels Tango)

(Reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated please and thankyu. More information under the read more)

So before anybody asks me no I did not name my Hels Mumbo after @/sweetest-honeybee did hers. Clap Trap was always his name and I decided to combine him with Yellow Tie Mumbo(aka Eebo Jeebo) because having two Hels Mumbos doesn’t have any sense. Now with that out of the way I am going to drop long paragraphs of information about these guys, save for Clap and Helskall, as I have yet to develop them properly. Big big big thanks and much love to @micer2012 for helping me develop Daz, Indulge, and Limbo recently!! It’s helped me a ton. Lova you Della :D

(side note: I am not putting all the information on these guys in this because I am going to be opening asks about them)

Koray: A runaway Stalker known as the Godslayer, Koray has a chaotic tendency to destroy. He was going to be “fixed” by the control freaks that are the Stalkers, but he killed a few of them and fled, having had half his face scarred with celestial wax, something that could never come off. He’s a walking contradiction. He hates himself, but he’s also arrogant and egotistical. He believes he’s the best at building, but he will destroy his own base hundreds of times until it’s perfect. He acts like he doesn’t care, but his attachments are one of his biggest flaws.

Phedaz: One wouldn’t be seen as ignorant in thinking Daz is Zedaph’s Hels counterpart. Even if that is far from the truth. He is cold, calculating, and meticulous, taking hours at a time to think over complicated decisions. He is always seen side by side with Indulge, his partner in crime, and if they’re ever separated it isn’t of their own will. Despite how cold he is towards anybody else, Daz is capable of feeling emotions. Only Indulge knows this though, and that’s the way it’s gonna stay.

IndulgeVS: One of the biggest hypocrites the Helsmits have to offer, Indulge has a hard time trusting people and has massive amounts of unresolved trauma. Being plucked from his home as a kid was already bad enough, but being hunted for sport every day for a decade does things to a person. Especially when said hunting killed him. Luckily he was found by Zedeath and was brought back to life, only to be in debt to the Death spirit.

Limbo Lag: Limbo, by all accounts, is still a child. He was rescued from nearly dying by Indulge, even nursed back to health and taken care of. He was given Bluestone eyes since his eyes were both injured and not adjusting to the light of Hels. He trusted Indulge with his life for so long…then he was hurt. And for so long even when Indulge hurt him he’d crawl back to him for safety, it’s what he’d been taught by the dragon hybrid… but he kept being hurt, and when Daz came along it only got worse…

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mack3030 · 2 years

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How do we report to patreon on Twitter and who do we report? Idk stuff like this is overwhelming for me so it would be very helpful to get a template of what to say and a list of names so I can have less anxiety about it lol

First of all to report on patreon you can go to that creator’s profile on patreon, hit the three dots near their name and report there.

As for twitter you can direct message @PatreonSupport or tag them in any tweets related to the information uncovered.

Known participants:

Cowbuild, Bergdorfverse, Hel-Studio, Anto, Busra-TR, HerMajestyBuilds

Suspected Participants:

Rubyred, Leosims, Pixelvibes, Sims4Luxury and anyone else who cowbuild and co have closely collaborated with.

I would also suggest tweeting @thesims and the sim gurus as well as The Sims Resource to let all of THOSE parties know your thoughts on the matter.

#ask #cowbuild

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fire-emblem-drabbles · 4 years

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Dead Man’s Deal

Pairing: Ehh I mean, Alfonse x reader, Lif x reader but. well you’ll see.

Description: There wasn’t enough time. There was nothing you could do to stop Hel’s onslaught. Hel, Lif, Thrasir-- all of them were far too powerful. Everyone you loved, everyone you cared for. Heroes, allies, friends... all gone. Yet you remain. For what?

Rating: sfw

Tags: Mention of death (a lot, this is Hel), major character death, mentions of blood

Word Count: 1385

Notes: So I was trying to open a different Lif wip because like I always have one of these fuckers floating around (can’t help myself, I guess?) and I saw this and I was like, what the hell is that? So I opened it and read it and I was like fuck did I never post this? So I checked, and looks like I didn’t lmao. So if I remember correctly I wrote this... probably around this time last year? And had the intentions to make it multichaptered but like... ehh, idk about that now. Still, it is a finished piece, so I fixed it up and figured I would share it with everyone!

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You wanted to say he was merciless yet here you were, life spared. You daresay in even perfect health but the sights before you beg to differ, tearing at your sanity. Perhaps even, there was kindness left in him, letting you mourn before he did… whatever it was he planned. Why was it that only you were left alive? Currently, if there was anything to think about, you wouldn’t be able to do so anyways; your mind in too much chaos to do much else but cry.

“Alfonse...” You whispered his name oh so carefully, the word hardly able to pass your lips as they curled back in utter despair. Still, despite the tears falling down your face, and the sobs threatening to rack your body, the words were soft. So soft, in fact, Alfonse could barely hear them. But when it came to his dear Summoner, his ears were always open.

“Don’t… cry...” Somehow, he raised a bloodied hand to cup your cheek, thumb moving to wipe away tears in a fruitless endeavor. “I promise, I’ll always be with you _____...” His words were whispers as well but not on purpose. Even now his breathing was shallow. You both knew the inevitable was going to happen. You went on pretending it wouldn’t.

“I’m so sorry...” You choked out the words. “I should have been there to help you, to stop him, do anything…!” Your words grew more loud and desperate until at the end you were crying into his chest, uncaring about the blood on him. “Alfonse, what will I do without you all? I’m alone in this world now…” Even as he lay dying in your arms, words hesitated on your lips.

“You’re never alone if you have Breidablik….” The weapon you had carelessly cast aside was now put into your shaking hand, and your fingers curled around its patterns. “We may be gone… but this isn’t over.” You were crying harder now. How could you do this now? How would you do this without him?

“I love you...” Your words tumbled out of your mouth, sad, desperate, pleading, as if the phrase could somehow save Alfonse.

“I love you too.” Somehow, Alfonse manged to smile, hiding any pain he was feeling in his low voice. “But I need you…. To be strong, okay…?” He looked up at you for the last time he ever would, trying to cast that image to memory. Even covered in his blood, and your face tear stained, you mustered a smile for him. He was glad for it. As he closed his eyes for the last time, he felt your lips gingerly touch his. He was thankful for the comfort you brought him as he passed-- only regretting he couldn’t do more for you as well.

You didn’t know for how you long remained there, crying on to the corpse of the man you loved. Was it mere seconds, minutes? Did you remain here for hours, cursing Hel for what she brought upon Askr and crying tears that could not bring back the lives of the dead? You knew not. Eventually, your tears dried not because you had no more to cry but because you lacked the energy to do so. Blankly now, you looked to Alfonse-- only still warm because you refused to let him go. You dare not even think to look of the corpses of your allies all around you.

In the encroaching silence threatening to take over now, you heard foot steps; they weren’t bothering to try and hide themselves, you noted, but whoever was coming this way was naturally light on their feet.

“Have you finally come to kill me too?” Your words were weak, barely above a murmur. You didn’t bother to look up from Alfonse, hand even coming up to brush some strands of hair away from his eyes.

“No… not you. Not ever.” Lif watched you cling to the corpse of another Alfonse so gingerly; his heart ached, longing for a touch he had long been denied. “You, my own Summoner… You’re different. Hel can’t bring you back.” Lif moved and slowly, you raised your head, looking up at him with hooded eyes to see his still very much dead hand offered before you. He dare offer you his hand, when it was he who brought this ruin upon everyone you love?

“You think I would ever go with you? After all you’ve done?” You could tell your words stung him, as surprising as it was to admit but the evidence was clear in his eyes.

“Hel wants you dead. Currently, you’re the only one alive who can kill her.” Lif didn’t mince his words, hand still waiting in the air between you. “As far as she’s concerned you are dead.” Eyes narrowing a bit, he continued. “You’ll only be safe with me _____.” He said your name as if he had so many times before. He likely had, knowing how you and Alfonse felt for one another… Lif likely felt the same for his Summoner, perhaps had been the one to die once and be held much like this… It wasn’t enough to gain your sympathy though.

You wanted to spit the words you were thinking at him, but you hesitated. Looking up at him, you knew he was right; by yourself, you didn’t stand a chance against Hel. But you doubted you could count Lif among your allies… “Why… should I trust you? After all this?” You swore you saw that wicked mask he wore turn a crooked smile.

“You don’t really have another choice.” His hand remained in the air between you, unwavering. “It’s either you come with me, willing or not, or you stay here, left at Hel’s mercy… And I know neither of us want that.” You didn’t want to leave Alfonse. It felt wrong to stand and leave with the man who took his last breath… but what choice did you have?

Your eyes left Lif, and returned to Alfonse, hoping that the would snap open and you would see his blue gaze you missed so much. “I… can’t leave him like this.” Your voice was soft, your hand cupping his cooling cheek. You didn’t know what else to do, what else to say, helplessly looking to a man who could no longer give you an answer. Lif couldn’t tell you how strange it felt, to be jealous of a lifeless corpse. To be so jealous of a version on himself that lost…

“You must.” If Lif we’re being honest, he would have liked a proper burial, for everyone here… Alfonse included. But Hel wouldn’t have that. Soon enough they would all be part of her army. Lif had little time to get you out of here and to safety. Voice softer now, he spoke again “_____ I know just as well how hard it is to move on when you’ve lost everyone you love and I know even better how vile it feels to side with the person with brought that defeat. But you are left with no other choice.” He moved his hand a little closer to you now, urging you silently to take it.

You didn’t speak but you gaze did turn to him; to his face, as impasse as always, to his outstretched hand, unwavering as he waited for you to take it with your own. “What do you know of my loss? These people were all I had-- all I’ve ever known in this world. You? You had your chance to get them back, and you won. What do I have to cling to, then?” Lif was left with no answer and surprise yet as you got up slowly, sure to rest Alfonse carefully on the ground, and slapped his hand away. “I’ll tell you what-- I’ll have my own revenge.” Your eyes were burning now, an anger Lif was sure he had never seen in you before. “So take me away if you desire, Lif; know that I have my own agenda, though.” Lif nodded, barely acknowledging you but surprised to see you so firey already. Wordlessly, he began to walk away. You followed with little hesitation.

Even if it was for all the wrong reasons, Lif was happy to finally have you at his side again.

#implied alfonse x reader #alfonse x reader #lif x reader #I guess #maybe in his dreams?#feh #fire emblem heroes #fe lif #fe alfonse #this fic was going some CRAZY places huh!!

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generallybarzy · 4 years

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Barzy and his girl hooking up with another girl would be a fun read if you ever want to explore writing that. He oozes sexual energy and an appreciation of the female body so I’m sure no ones feeling left out there. Oof, what a hot boy he is.

Anon………… congrats on being my first smutty ask, I-

Okay, first of all, Barzy 10000% oozes sex appeal and female appreciation holy hell he’s so hot, writing this was…. just reading this ask gave me fucking heart palpitations. Anon I’d like to thank you for this. You’ve opened my eyes. I’ve never even thought of this so I’m not experienced in any of this and idk how good it’ll be? Maybe in the future I’ll write a whole fic with it, we’ll see. Hopefully you like it as much as I do because christ i need to cool off for a bit. 🤤

How do you tag smutty things so tumblr doesn’t crucify me???

Warning: wow it is so so so nsfw

He doesn’t really bring it up because he doesn’t want you to think you’re not enough for him

But then maybe you one day tell him “hey um did you know I’m actually bi?” or you’re like “ooh, she’s kinda hot…” and he just does a double-take like ??? and just fucking loses it

Like, he’s a simple-minded guy, he can’t help that the first thing he thought of was how fucking hot you would look with another girl. All the smooth soft skin and just…… ugh, girls are so much prettier than guys yall.

So that gives him the confidence to ask “Have you ever considered……. Like, being with a girl??”

“Sure, but I mean, I’m with you now.”

“Okay but like….. What if you had the option to do both? At once?”

After the initial “Oh shit??” you’re like….. “Hmm actually that would be hot”

Although there’s the dumb worry/jealousy you get that the other girl be prettier or will get more attention from Mat

So yeah, there’s the very necessary long talk about what you’re comfortable with him doing or what you’d be uncomfortable with, and he tells you that no matter what either of you do with the other girl that one night, it’s still just the two of you, and he’s just reassuring you that you’re enough for him, but this would just be really hot and it’s BOTH of your fantasies, so why not?

He keeps going “God, I love you so much, you know that?” and he’s just amazed you’re comfortable enough to try this.

So after all the talking and making sure you’re both on the same page, the two of you decide one night that it’s a good time to try and go out to a nice bar he knows

You sit at the bar and Mat nudges you and leans over to whisper about a girl, but ultimately wants to leave the decision up to you to make sure you’re completely comfortable with the other girl

Maybe he gives you tips on picking up girls at bars because he’s pretty good and you’ve (maybe) never done it before

“Ooh, Mat, doesn’t she look nice?” There’s a girl looking over to the two of you. “She probably only wants you, though…”

“You’d be surprised.”

Mat slides his arm over your shoulders all suave and kisses your cheek while holding eye contact with the other girl, letting it be known you’re a couple, and you try to put on your best flirtatious look.

Even if you’re really shy or unsure of yourself, everyone else knows you and Mat are a super hot power couple like damn and anyone would be lucky to be a part of that even for just a night

So the girl comes over and yeah the three of you talk for a bit casually (idk what happens in bars lmao) Mat explains you’re a couple, but (very obviously) hints at the fact that you’re looking for a third person for the night.

It feels a little strange to you but also??? Kinda exciting and hot?

Surprisingly enough, this girl is also down for the night and she says “Both of you are really hot” that leaves both you and Mat all flustered and hot because wow okay this is actually about to happen

(Okay but who just leaves bars with strangers??? I guess it happens a lot?? Idk)

You drive back to the hotel (because that would feel more comfortable than doing it in your own personal bedroom I think??). It starts out with you and Mat telling her about your boundaries and stuff, and I have this idea that eventually you and the other girl are in the backseat just warming up to each other, kissing and stuff and Mat’s watching just going “you’re starting without me?”

And it’s kinda dangerous because he can’t keep his eyes on the road and he’s getting hard already. Like fuck you’re so hot.

Back in the hotel, it doesn’t take long at all for Mat to get each of you so so so turned on

You and the girl are half naked and kissing and he’s just watching and praising and getting all worked up and flustered

Okay so everyone gets a turn being praised here. I’m not kidding there’s literally so much praise. Everyone gets equal attention.

Communication is so important and you three do it so good! Like all of you are constantly like “We all good?” and the other girl can tell you two are an amazing couple.

You and the girl praising Mat, telling him how beautiful he looks and undressing him together

The girl kisses you and says “Wow, you’re lucky to have this guy.”

Mat is fucking living for all this praise. He’s got two beautiful girls- one being the love of his life- just kissing him and touching him and wow having four hands on him at once is just….

Depends on if you were comfortable or not (as all of this does), but Mat would fucking die on the spot if you and the girl blew him together

AND WAIT LISTEN

You and the other girl riding Mat’s things together. And he’s just like WOW OKAY FUCK

Actually seeing you and another girl kissing and touching each other while riding his thighs is like… beyond his fantasies. It’s fucking wild

Can I just say eventually he just gets so overstimulated and he’s panting and shaking and everything and you and the other girl just smile at each other because “look what we managed to do together”

And then Mat has you in his lap, kissing and touching you while the other girl spreads your legs and eats you out and it might be the hottest thing he’s seen in his entire life

And then you’re on your knees doing the same to her (or trying, depending on your experience) and she guides you along, all praising and sweet while Mat touches her and plays with her clit

And then he changed positions and lays the other girl down while you continue on her and he eats you out from behind, touching himself

AND THEN MAT STARTS FUCKING YOU SLOWLY FROM THAT POSITION so the other girl just sees him standing over you two all fucking hot

Later, Mat’s sitting back against the headboard, you’re leaning back into his chest, and the other girl is straddling this thigh, grinding on him and kissing you and helping to get you off, and both yours and Mat’s hands are on her too

God I’m getting worn out but this is so hot

Let’s just finish this by saying everyone leaves early the next morning feeling fucking fantastic.

You’re glad you tried it out with him

#holy hell #imagine #ask #smut #🤤#op #headcanon #hc: mat barzal

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just-random-obsessions · 4 years

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Funny Moments In Thor The Dark World

Find Thor 1 here

Find Avengers 1 here

This is the second part of me watching all three thor movies and the avengers movie and comparing the humor pre-ragnarok to the humor in the 3rd Thor movie. And, as before, I’m writing this on my computer where the I and U keys don’t work so sorry for any spelling mistakes.

Tag List: @nikkoliferous @fyrecrafted @lokijiro @miskiett @darthxerik @icyxmischief @iamanartichoke @juliabohemian @official-and-unstable-satan @melodylnoelle @just-another-human-2019 @fandomsfanfiction @mentallydatingahotcelebrity @cateyes315 @burningarbiterheart @imnotacreepijustlikeyou @usedtobegoodfriend96 @alexakeyloveloki

Official-and-unstable-satan and fandomsfanfiction weren’t tagged sry

Anyone who wants to be added/removed to the tag list please let me know! and if I missed someone please also let me know. Sorry this post is so long

~ “Hello Mother. Have I made you proud?”

~ “Please don’t make things worse” “Define worse”

~ “I really don’t see what all the fuss is about”

~ “Just like you”

~ *That smile!!!!*

~ “I’ve got this completely under control!” “Is that why everything’s on fire?”

~ *About the Scary MonsterTM: “All yours”

~ *Thor says hi to the Big Scary MonsterTM*

~ “I accept your surrender”

~ “Anyone else?” *All the people simultaneously: NOPE*

~ “Perhaps next time we should START with the big one”

~ *Odin obviously shipping Thor and Jane* (idk I got a kick out of this)

~ *Jane awkwardly avoiding her date*

~ *Date: hi*

~ *Him awkwardly talking about his ex*

~ “And the fact that she kept sleeping with other men” “NO!”

~ *Darcy being mistaken for a waitress*

~ *Darcy mouthing “Cute” to Jane about Richard*

~ *Darcy embarrassing Jane by talking about Thor*

~ “Is there a point to all of this cause there REALLY needs to be a point to all of this”

~ “That’s what I said!”

~ “That’s what I did!”

~ “He’s not interested” “I’m interested” (Am I the only one who feels like his awkwardness was actually kinda cute?)

~ “He’s my intern.” “You have an intern?”

~ *Intern is fucking adorable like Richard*

~ “I have totally mastered driving in London!” *Has not mastered it at all*

~ *Selvig running around Stonehenge naked*

~ *Darcy keeps calling Ian ‘Intern’*

~ *Darcy calls Jane cause she didn’t wanna shout*

~ God I fucking love Darcy she’s so criminally underrated

~ “I am not getting stabbed in the name of science”

~ “It’s okay, we’re Americans!” “Is that supposed to make them like us?”

~ “We’re scientists-well I am” “Thanks”

~ “That doesn’t seem right”

~ “I wanna throw something! Jane give me your shoe!”

~ *Jane ignores Darcy*

~ “Give me your shoe”

~ “Were those the car keys?”

~ *Ian’s face when he realizes he threw the car keys to another planet*

~ *If you have to bury so many people then you’re doing something wrong you hot dumb fuck* (I mean that’s basically what Heimdall said right?)

~ “Typical” *after being left behind while Jane goes to talk to her boyfriend*

~ *Jane! Love of my life and most talented and beautiful person in the world oh how I love yo-SLAP*

~ “As excuses go, its not terrible”

~ “I know” “You do?” “Do what?”

~ *Darcy interrupts the KissTM*

~ “Um I’m pretty sure we are getting arrested”

~ “How’s space?” “Space is fine”

~ “He’s my intern… My intern’s intern”

~ “Holy shit!” (after Jane went up in the Bifrost)

~ *Heimdall calmly dodges the car*

~ “We have to do that again”

~ “Hello”

~ “What’s that?”

~ “It’s a soul forge” *No I’m pretty sure that’s a quantum field generator*

~ *Jane being ready to fight Odin for comparing her to a goat*

~ “You told your dad about me?”

~ “It must be so inconvenient, them asking about me day and night”

~ “Please meet my mother” *Jane shies away from Thor*

~ Loki casually tossing the thingamajig in the air like the cute little shit he is

~ Lord, he’s so damn pretty

~ *Kurse being like: Lol I ain’t touchin’ that boy with a ten foot pole*

~ “It’s as if they resent being in prison”

~ “There’s no pleasing some creatures”

~ *Loki calmly reading a book while all Hel breaks loose*

~ “You have my word that no harm will come to yo-” nvm bitch die

~ *THAT look between Sif and Jane*

~ *Frigga immediately seeing through Odin’s bs lies*

~ *Heimdall: I have defeated the big space ship!! The bigger one behind him: Bitch you thought*

~ “WITCH!!!!” *Now I know who Loki gets his amazing aforementioned smile from*

~ *Selvig using shoes to explain complicated science*

~ *Selvig then using pencils*

~ “Any questions?” “Yeah, can I have my shoe back?”

~ “What’s SHIELD?” “It’s a secret”

~ *Darcy’s cute af face when she sees that Selvig is in the mental hospital*

~ “Are you sure you wouldn’t just rather punch your way out?”

~ *Loki shapeshifting into the guard*

~ “Mmm Brother, you look ravishing”

~ “Costumes a bit much”

~ “So tight!”

~ “I can FEEL the righteousness surging!!”

~ “HEY wanna have a rousing discussion about truth?”

~ “Honor?”

~ “Patriotism?”

~ “GOD BLESS AMERICA!”

~ “At last. A little common sens-”Bitch are you really fucking kidding me? (What do you mean that’s not what he said?)

~ “I thought you liked tricks”

~ “I’m Loki, you may have heard of-” SLAP

~ “That was for New York”

~ “I like her”

~ *Loki gazing lovingly at Jane in the background*

~ “Betray him, and I’ll kill you.” “It’s good to see you too Sif”

~ “If you even think about betraying him-” “You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line”

~ “I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.” “I said how hard can it be?”

~ “Whatever your doing brother I suggest you do it faster.” “Shut up Loki

~ “You must’ve missed something.” “I didn’t, I’m pressing every button on this thing”

~ “Well don’t hit it. Just press it, gently.” “I aM pReSsInG iT gEnTlY AND ITS NOT WORKING!!!”

~ *Thor starts slamming buttons and it starts working*

~ *Volstagg: Oh fighting is much fun- OH SHIT IM FALLING!! HELP!!!*

~ “I think you missed a column.” “Shut up”

~ “Why don’t you let me take over? I’m clearly the best pilot”

~ *Bitch I’m the one who can actually fly*

~ “Oh dear. Is she dead?”

~ *Thor knocks over a column* “Not a word”

~ “Now they’re following us”

~ “Now they’re firing at us”

~ “Yes thank you for the commentary Loki, it’s not at all distracting”

~ “Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather”

~ *Seriously, whoever wrote the escape scene is a genius!!!*

~ *Loki yelling at Thor about how thIs was a bad idea you dumb fuck- wait wtf are you doing AAAAHHHHH!!!!1*

~ “You lied to me. I’m impressed”

~ *That smile again snfnejaihfeqrqrsbdsalxdjewonjfeq*

~ “For Asgard!” YEET

~ “Nothing personal boys!”

~ “If it were easy, everyone would do it”

~ “Are you mad?” “Possibly”

~ “TADAAA”

~ “Oh yeah, my father. Eric Selvig”

~ “And these” “yeah… those”

~ “How did you find me?” “You were naked on television”

~ “I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid at all”

~ “What’s happening? Birds? Birds are happening?”

~ “All right are you ready?” “I am”

~ *phone rings* “It’s not me”

~ “Why are there so many shoes in here?”

~ “I’ll just text her”

~ “So who’s Richard?”

~ *Thor hanging his hammer on a coat hanger*

~ “Where are your pants?” “Oh he says it helps him think”

~ “Loki is dead” “Oh thank God!”

~ “Better get my pants”

~ “Do you even know what these things do?” “No” “…Neither do I”

~ “Ooh get the guy with the sword!”

~ “Oops”

~ *Ian’s high-pitched scream*

~ *Does car insurance cover My Car Was Sucked Into Another Planet Due To A Cosmic Event That Only Occurs Once Every 5000 Years or no?*

~ *Thor and Malekith fighting between worlds and poor little Mjolnir trying to keep up*

~ *The two of them against windows*

~ *AAAHHH*

~ *Awww! Look at the cute little Jotunheim monster! He’s so adorable I wanna pet him so much!’

~ *Darcy and Ian kissing after he saved her life*

~ “Darcy?” “Jane!” “Ian?” “Selvig.”

~ “Myuh Myuh!!”

~ *Thor ends up on the subway*

~ *The girl taking 50 photos*

~ *Thor and the woman colliding into eachother*

~ “I’ve come to accept your surrender”

~ *Malekith gets crushed by his own ship. Now that’s some lovely karma right there*

~ *Darcy and Ian go back to kissing*

~ “He kinda committed treason on our way out” oops

~ Jotunheim Puppy chasing birds

Wow I’m so sorry this was so long. But guess what? It’s gonna get even longer. Sorry, again.

So one of the differences between the first and second Thor movies is that Thor 2 has humor in the climax whereas Thor 1 doesn’t. This is because of the differences with who is the villain. In Thor 1, Thor is having to fight his brother. To quote Avengers, they “played together and fought together” for several millennia. Of course there’s not going to be any humor in it cause there shouldn’t be. The climax at the end of the movie isn’t supposed to be some epic battle between the forces of Good TM and Bad TM. It’s supposed to be tragic that he’s having to fight his own brother because Loki lost his mind due to so many factors. The last joke in the film is “You’re an amazon liar brother, always have been” “It’s good to have you back”. There’s nothing else till the end credit scene. That’s because Kenneth Branagh knew that this was supposed to be viewed at as being sad a hopeless, not some awesome upbeat battle.

Thor 2 on the other hand, is exactly that. Thor has known Malekith for.. what? 2 days? Maybe 3? His relationship and dynamic with Malekith is different than with his brother. To Thor, this is just another enemy attacking Asgard. And I’m not sure whether this was intentional or not (because I remember reading somewhere how Allen Taylor had a bitch of a time in the editing process so I think the movie came out different than he intended) but the lack of any personal relationship will Malekith means the film can make really funny jokes and still have it fit with the film. If anything, I might even argue that the humor helped the film to maintain a very nice positive vibe. Idk I can’t think of the right words to explain it but the jokes actually fit the film very well.

However, then we move on to Ragnarok. With Ragnarok, Thor is fighting his sister. While (just like Malekith) he has only known her for two days, that still doesn’t take away the fact that he is having to fight his sibling. And I’m not a film director but if I had the option of approaching this situation and taking it the Thor 1 route or the the Thor 2 route, I’d go with Thor 1. Because it’s actually incredibly tragic that Hela has been driven to insanity like Loki (though ok a different level) due to Odin’s shitty parenting. She is the horrible way she is because Odin made her that way. And that could’ve been an AMAZINGLY complex story with the audience feeling so much sympathy for Hela like we did with Loki in Thor 1, but the narrative just falls flat for two reasons. 1) Taika admitted he didn’t want the film to be emotionally complex so 2) The humor in the climax completely detracts from the seriousness of the situation.

Also, some side notes: Yes, this is edited from the original. I accidentally deleted everything and then had to go back and add everything back in. So I also had to re-tag people too. And I also added a bit more explanation at the end. I meant to do so when I originally posted but it never got done till now. Sry. Also sry that it’s so long

#dr badass jane foster #anti ragnarok #anti thor ragnarok #my meta #thor the dark world #thor 2 #thor #loki

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cilly-the-writer · 5 years

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Endgame but we get what we want and people are alive

IN THE SOUL STONE:

Quill making a universe for everyone in the soul stone out of his celestial magic because his father lied and he never lost his powers

Shuri utilizing Quill's celestial powers to tap into the power of the infinity stones and monitor what’s going on in the real world, and successfully creating an inter-dimensional teleportation prototype. Peter Parker volunteering to be the test subject

Shuri's systems getting fried after sending Peter outside the soul stone world. Not knowing if he made it. Fighting like hell to recreate a new prototype

Wanda regaining enough of her power to distract Thanos from their plan

T'Challa, Bucky, Sam, and Dr. Strange interactions. Groot.

THOR:

Thor getting visions to return to Norway. Being the first one to leave the group—Rocket tagging along with because he's lonely and Thor can speak Groot

Thor somehow visiting Odin and Frigga in the afterlife and asking for Loki, but Frigga saying, "He is not here." The silence hanging in the air when they realize he's probably in Hel

Heimdell stepping forward and saying, "I do not see him there."

Thor being all wHAT, but Heimdell explains that he cannot see him anywhere across the nine realms. "In any case, that's not why I called you here..." Then revealing that he got his powers from the soul stone. How else do you think Heimdell can see all the billions of souls across the nine realms? His eyes ARE orange like the soul stone so

Instructing Thor on how to claim the soul stone from Thanos' possession by traveling into the soul world and bringing Gamora back. Heimdell then pinpointing Valkyrie's and the other Asgardians' location. He's gonna need them

INFINITY WAR REVELATIONS:

We find out that Dr. Strange used the time stone to freeze time on Titan to teleport himself into the quantum realm, where time is irrelevant and he's unaffected by the events that occur outside of it

We find out that Dr. Strange sling-ringed Loki to the quantum realm when he stepped off screen in Infinity War

Dr. Strange and Loki agreed to work together as masterminds to restore what was lost because they can both remotely peek into the universe from the quantum realm

Bumping into Scott, who they share their plan with

ENDGAME PRESENT:

Sending Scott to Avengers Headquarters and revealing that Tony is still alive

Loki casting his illusion into space to find Tony. Loki using the quantum realm's "life giving force" (alluded to in Dr. Strange's origin movie when he met the ancient one) to revive him from space death

Nebula and Loki recognizing each other and acknowledging how Thanos tortured them both

Carol arriving to give Tony's spaceship a boost and deliver him safely to Earth

Scott, Tony, and Bruce each working on the science involved in powering up a multi-user time machine to collect each of the infinity stones—Dr. Strange already having the time stone in his possession

Tony taking it upon himself to deliver the rest of the infinity stones to the quantum realm so that Thanos will never realize they have been missing from any point in time

Dr. Strange simultaneously concentrating on freezing up to six different points in time once each stone is retrieved

Revisiting the battle of New York and traumatized Loki to retrieve the space stone

ENDGAME RISING ACTION:

Carol helping Eitri make a second gauntlet because she can withstand just as much star power as Thor, if not—more

Deciding not to go back into the past to retrieve the soul stone before Thanos—because he'll know the jig is up (and it would dramatically alter how Infinity War ended). Waiting until they get Gamora out of the soul stone

Clint going to the soul stone world with Thor and Valkyrie maybe. And idk, fighting fake reality stone demons Thanos created to keep Gamora in the soul world

From there, the Avengers know they're on the clock and someone must immediately make a, uh, sacrifice for the soul stone. No idea who would make that sacrifice, hahaha *nervous sweat*

ENDGAME CLIMAX:

Going to Vormir, getting the stone, and fighting with Thanos in the present timeline. Once the soul stone disappears from his gauntlet, he will know what's up. But he'll still have FIVE stones and can teleport right to the avengers

Cap and Stark fighting their best fight ever side by side, completely synchronized in attack mode

Peter Parker appearing in the quantum realm and meeting Loki. Dr. Strange sending him out to help with battle

Waiting for Captain Marvel like, "OH MY GOD, CAROL, WHERE ARE YOU, WE NEED YOU RIGHT NOW," because her job is going to be to hold Thanos off IN THIS TIMELINE

Pepper being suited up and ALSO ready to hold Thanos off in this timeline, much to Tony's dismay. But she reassures him that it's not this timeline that matters (hint: this is where the dark stuff happens)

Tony traveling to the events in Infinity War just before the snap and Dr. Strange and Loki working together to pull some quantum realm shit. Gives everyone their roles and tasks

Thor and Loki finally interacting in the quantum realm and having a tearful reunion… because… them defeating Thanos is entirely dependent on Loki returning the ship where Thanos committed mass genocide on their people

Loki knows he needs to die at the hands of Thanos so that the events in Infinity War don't get catastrophically altered

The SNAP still happens, but they allow it happen so that it renders Thanos' gauntlet in this timeline useless

The LAST BIG FIGHT OF THE MOVIE?

Cue new infinity gauntlet and Dr. Strange handing over the infinity stones he's been holding onto in the quantum realm. All the dust reforming into everyone who disappeared

CONCLUSION:

The other timeline where Tony left Pepper, Cap, Carol, and others to hold off Thanos disappears

Loki returns to the ship to face his death

The only thing left to do is return each of the infinity stones to their respective timelines and unfreeze time there. Easy enough

Tony and Cap retire

SURPRISE! Pepper and Tony are having a kid. And Harley is back and he wants in on the Iron Man business. Tony can't stop him because he's already building his own suits

Captain Marvel pops up again and is completely aware of the lost timeline and what happened in it. She takes Steve to go see Peggy. Steve's all, "But that would alter the timeline!" and Carol is all, "No it wouldn't. It's already in the timeline." thanks to maybe Howard Stark or someone. Idk, it COULD HAVE happened

Dr. Strange reflects on everything that occurred in the quantum realm with Loki and decides him and Heimdell are both deserving of a resurrection. He uses the time stone to achieve this hello Loki God of Mischief on Disney+

Clint gets his family back and Nat and Bruce get together

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END

feel free to add on to this

Based on various theories, the Endgame cast list, and fan wishes floating around—here is a big head cannon theory mash up that balances enough drama, risk, and sacrifice to live up to the hype and high stakes of Endgame

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Odal - Part 2

Fandom: Vikings

Paring: Ivar x Reader

Type: Viking Times

Word Count: 2313

Warnings: none

[All Parts Here]

A/N: Part 2 is here already! Idk how much I am able to write in the next 2 weeks, as I am working at a very big and important science assembly until the 31st, but I will try and make time ^^

Also, I made a playlist, and I think it fits amazingly to this story, so here!

Summary: When you were just a child, you had been adopted by two shieldmaidens, as one of six sisters. Now, all grown up, the lot of you join king Harald to avenge the death of Ragnar in England. A journey, that is going to change the life you’ve known before.

Tags: @lightningwitcher (for some reason the tagging does not work?)

A few days later you, Yeva, Gudrun, Hrafna, Hallgrim and Asta said goodbye to your mothers, hugging them tightly and promising to come back with gold and victory. They watched you from the door of your farmhouse, arm in arm, as you left, making your way towards the town of Vestfold.

All of you were dressed in your armours, wide Rus trousers and tunics, your belongings on your back and a sword and an axe on your hips. Everyone of you carried also a big, yellow shield of your kingdom, the symbol of the aegishelm painted on them.

You felt proud and quite excited, but also anxious and nervous. You did not know what would expect you in England. Asta had of course told you all about it, but she had only raided smaller villages at the coast, not battled with the king’s armies like your were intending on doing.

You also did not know what to expect in Kattegat, for that matter, the large kingdom where the great army was to gather, before departing over the sea.

You wondered if Hrafna was nervous about going back there, if that was where she came from, but did not dare to ask. She always got very defensive and even angry when asked about anything that had happened before she lived with your mothers.

It was half a day of marching, before the six of you reached the town, arriving there around noon, the strong smell of fish hitting your noses from miles away already.

“As always, you smell it before you see it!” Yeva had joked.

The city itself was, even before you had passed the gates, full of life. Between all the usual merchants, fishermen and traders you were used to seeing, there was a great amount of warriors, more than you were able to count. They had, as it seemed, gathered from all over Norway, to join king Harald, and thus the sons of Ragnar, for the journey to England.

Walking through the muddy streets, you met old friends, saw familiar faces, warriors with whom you had fought side by side in battles gone by, and with whom you had celebrated your victories.

You even spotted Arvid in the mass of people, a young man around your age, which whom you had had a short relationship in the previous summer. It had not ended badly, both of you simply agreeing that it just wasn’t what either of you were looking for, but it was still a bit awkward to see him now, and you averted your gaze as your eyes met.

“That was Arvid, wasn’t it?” Asta, who had noticed your embarrassment, teased you, putting one of her strong arms around your shoulders. You blushed, ducking your head slightly, causing your oldest sister to laugh. “Oh, don’t be ashamed, little one! If I would blush every time I saw one of my past lovers, I would constantly be red in the face!”

You could not hold back a laugh at her words, letting her pull you further through the streets of Vestfold, walking by busy smiths, eager merchants and a few drunken warriors, who laughed while telling each other old stories, in a great variety of accents.

You just loved being in the city. You loved all the life, watching the people go about their day, everyone of them interesting in their own way. It was so different from your life on the farm, much more hectic and alive. Back home you rarely saw a face that was not part of your family, but here you could see so many new people, you had never seen before.

Finally, you reached the shore, a long, white whale skeleton framing the path down to the docks. Your breath hitched in your throat as you saw the mass of ships, this giant fleet waiting there, slaves and workers loading crates of food and other equipment on the vessels. Your heart pounded with excitement, just thinking about being part of this massive army.

“Asta! It is good to see you!” you heard a voice behind you, causing all six of yu to turn around, where you spotted a familiar face.

Hrafnkell, one of the king’s men, stood before you, a smile on his friendly face, blond hair covering half of it, while the other side was shaved. You knew that it covered a huge scar, disfiguring his face, after a nasty berserker had almost killed him with his war hammer.

“You’re still alive, old man? I’m impressed!” Asta laughed, before hugging him tightly. He simply rolled his eyes at her, murmuring ‘be careful who you call old, woman!’ into her ear, before he greeted the rest of your band of shieldmaidens. You had often fought alongside of this man, and you were sure all of you would trust him with your life.

“It is good to see you joining us! But pray tell, where are your mothers?” he then asked, as he didn’t spot them in the vicinity.

“They are not coming with us this time, my friend.” Gudrun shrugged. Hrafnkell just nodded, not asking any further.

“Nevertheless, I am happy that you six will! Mighty shieldmaidens like you will make it a simple task to bend England’s knees!” he smiled at all of you. “We still have room on our ship, if you want to travel with us.” He then added.

“Oh, I had hoped you’d say that.” Asta nodded. “Lead the way.”

You followed Hrafnkell further along the docks, walking over ships via planks, connecting them to each other, until you had reached his ship, where you had found some of his men, who watched over it. You dropped your equipment and belongings, only keeping what was most necessary, before you made your way towards the bustling life of town again. The man guided you to some sheltered tables near the shore, where the rest of his band of warriors and shieldmaidens sat, eating and drinking their midday meal.

You knew most of them too, and they all greeted you and your sisters as you sat down, one woman passing you a cup of weak ale, and a plate with bread, cottage cheese and a small apple. There was even some fish there, which should not surprise you, as this was mainly a fishing town. You thanked her, starting to eat.

Moments like this, were moments you were very fond of. About to leave for battle, sitting together with the other warriors you would soon fight with side by side, sharing food, drink and stories with each other. This was life, this was real, and you sure as Hel enjoyed every second of it.

In the distance you could hear someone playing the lyre, and someone joining in with a horn-pipe, playing a song you did not know, for everyone in the vicinity to enjoy. You could not stop the smile spreading on your face, as you got a bit lost in the moment, until Asta’s voice pulled you back into reality.

“Say, friend, when are we to depart?” she asked Hrafnkell, who was sitting opposite of her at the long table. You looked over to them, also curious how long you would stay, and when you would leave for Kattegat.

“King Harald has told us, when the moon is full. So, in three days time.” The man explained. Now that was soon.

“Well, then I am very glad that we got the message on time, a bit later and we would have missed everything!” you joked, taking a sip from your ale.

“Say that to your mothers, they keep you six sheltered like princesses on that little farm of yours!” Hrafnkell laughed, but stopped quickly, as Asta gave him a playful slap on the back of his head. It was playful, yes, but due to her strength it had still quite the force behind it.

“Says the man who does not even teach his daughters how to wield a sword properly.” She raised her eyebrows at the man, who just frowned, hiding behind his horn-cup.

“It’s Gunhild, who does not want them to learn.” He took a big gulp of ale, speaking of his wife, before wiping his face. “And I stopped arguing about it with her about it, after the third blue eye she gave me.”

You raised your eyebrows at that piece of information, inhaling through your teeth, but did not say anything else. Oh yes, you had met Gunhold, who was not a pleasant woman. You guessed that the only reason Hrafnkell did not divorce her was, that he was simply too scared of her, and what she would do.

There was no love left in their relationship, which was very obvious due to the fact that the man went fighting and raiding every change he got.

You turned to Yeva and Hrafna, who sat to your other side, not really keen to partake in the conversation about the man’s horrible wife, when you saw the blond one rolling her eyes, while the red head, biting her lower lip, stared towards the waterfront.

You raised one of your eyebrows in question, but Yeva just jerked her head into the direction her sister was staring at.

Your eyes followed her movement, where you spotted the king, together with his brother, talking to some men and inspecting their ship.

“He is just gorgeous, isn’t he?” Hrafna sighed, resting her head on her hand. “Those tattoos.. this murderous look in his eyes.. I just want to eat him alive.”

“By the gods, calm down, sister. No one is going to eat anyone here.” Yeva rolled her eyes yet again, sending you a helpless look.

You could not hold back a loud laugh.

Oh yes, Hrafna’s obsession with the king’s brother Halfdan. For years she had talked about this man, told stories of his adventured she had heard, and spoke about taking him right on the battle field, still covered in blood, a sight you truly never wished to see. You did not really understand it, though, as she had never actually talked to him.

“One day he will be mine.” The ginger smiled, absently minded taking a sip from her weak ale.

“How will he be yours, if he does not even know you exist?” Yeva raised quite a valid point there, which caused the other one to turn to her sharply, her pale eyes glaring the younger one down.

“Then I will make him know me, won’t I?” she hissed, tilting her head slightly, both of her eyebrows going up for a second, provocatively. But Yeva, just sighed, knowing how to deal with the moods of the red head by now.

“Pizdec, sestra. Do what you want.” The blond one smiled innocently, as if she had not just very foul language of her mother tongue, turning her full body towards you.

“Oh, I will. Just watch.” With that Hrafna stood up, walking down and towards the docks.

You watched her for a moment, one eyebrow raised while you chewed on your bread, as she made her way towards the king and his brother. You then turned your attention back to Yeva.

“You should really stop making her mad.” You said, swallowing the bread, before picking up a piece of fish.

“I know, she just makes it hard not to.” She laughed. “It is simply too easy.”

“Which is exactly why you should stop teasing her, little one.” Gurdun, who had apparently followed the whole scene from her spot a few seats down, dropped onto the bench between you, her long golden hair as so often un-braided, and falling over her back.

Good Gudrun, always defending the other one.

“At least until we’re somewhere where she can let out all her frustration on Christians.” The woman then added with a wink, taking a sip to her cup. She seemed as if she wanted to say something else, turning her eyes to where the red head had gone, but only a short “Oh” left her mouth,

You followed her eyes, to your surprise seeing the ginger in conversation with Harald and Halfdan.

“Maybe it was a good thing, that you made her mad after all.” Was everything you could say.

And this was how the lot of you came about to meet the king.

“It would be a lie, if I would say that I do not know of all your exploits. A fine band of warriors, your mother had brought up.” Harald smiled, his hands crossed in front of him, while his eyes mustered all of you intently.

It was later this afternoon, after Hrafna had urged you to come with her, as the powerful man now standing in front of you had wanted to see you. She was standing next to you now, looking very proud of herself, although her pale eyes were glued on the king’s brother.

“Thank you, my king. Hearing these words from you honours our family.” Asta nodded respectfully, hands resting on the pommel of her sword. She indeed looked honoured, and you guessed that this recognition of not only the six of you, but also her mother, meant a lot to her.

You were a bit too nervous to speak, not knowing how Asta managed to seem so calm, as standing here in front of the king was very intimidating.

“I am glad that you all will join us in this fight, now I know that the gods are truly on our side.” Fairhair grinned, looking all of you over for one last time, before he made his goodbyes, turning from you to walk up and away from the docks, back to his hall.

Halfdan and your sister shared one last long, very intense look, before he followed his brother too.

Somewhere in your guts, you felt that this meeting, was just the beginning of something incredible.

#ivar the boneless #ivar imagine #ivar x reader #ivars heathen army #vikings imagine #odal

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andwhatdostarsdobest · 6 years

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ABC tag game

I was tagged by the amazing @uglypastels

A - age: 21

B - birthplace: south east england, darling

C - current time: 12:48pm

D - drink you had last: orange juice

E - easiest person to talk to: my best friend Issy, also shoutout to @tomhollandthirst who I felt comfortable enough to tell things i never speak about, you a real g, M

F - favourite songs: here comes the sun- The Beatles, the way you look tonight- Frank Sinatra then a few i have added to my monthly playlist: - thank you, next- ariana grande - thursday- jess glynne - the piano man- billy joel - start over again- new hope club - real friends- PRETTYMUCH

G - grossest memory: (okay lmao at yours z) umm i once vommed all over a poor girl in a maccies toilet... 😬 i used to get super car sick also in relation to z’s, i studied child development at school and ive seen some things..😳

H - horror yes or no: ive really got into horror recently but i much prefer watching with someone else otherwise i psych myself out and can’t sleep i watched a quiet place by myself and the postman knocked on the door during a really silent part and i swear i almost had a heart attack

I - in love: nah, i think i have several messages that im currently ignoring though so who knows maybe im currently airing the love of my life 🤷‍♀️

J - jealous of people: hard to say, i try not to be. i would say im more envious, so say like i read an incredible piece of writing i strongly wish that i had that talent and it bums me out that i dont but i guess i dont necessarily think people will take stuff away from me, mainly because i have nothing people would want

L - love at first sight or should I walk by again: you know what, i used to be so optimistic about that kind of stuff and believed in soulmates and true love etc but now idk. lust at first sight maybe

M - middle name: lmao i dont feel like blasting my whole name on this blog but i have two middle names if anyone cares

N - number of siblings: a brother

O - one wish: that this horrible, terrible, no good, very bad year will end and i can start to scrap back some of the happiness i held at the end of last year before everything started going to shit a little bit

P - last person you called: my friend, hel

Q - question you’re always asked: what do you study in creative writing?

S - song you last sang: well im currently listening to edge of seventeen by stevie nicks and singing along if that counts

T - time you woke up: like 7.30am

U - underwear colour: v weird question that i aint answering

V - vacation destination: i want to go to italy and greece

W - worst habit: PROCRASTINATION (it’s a real problem)

X - X-rays: i broke my finger and i wasn’t sure if i dislocated my ankle so i had an x-ray to see. i also fractured my rib when i fell off a horse

Y - your favourite food: mac and cheese but im lactose intolerant ☹ but i made a really nice vegan one the other day i mean ill currently eating a terrys chocolate orange (also glorious) so you can see i dont care that much

Z - zodiac sign: aquarius

tagging: @tomhollandthirst @mysteryavengers @thelazypangolin @spidey-pal @anxieteaandbiscuits @onedustyboi

#tag game #al talks

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rissa-rey · 6 years

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Random question thing that the wonderful @uchihabat tagged me in. Cheers!

Nickname: Rissa Rey. Mari.

Zodiac: Aries

Height: 5′3”

Time: 11:26 PM

Favorite band/artist: Crowded House, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Tina Turner, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, Beyoncé, Kendrick Lamar, CCR, Al Green, Joni Mitchell, Patti Smith...I could go on forever. I have no genre preference when it comes to music and artists—I like what I like.

Song stuck in my head: None at the moment; most recently All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix

Last movie I saw: Crazy Rich Asians. It’s great and you should go see it. Twice.

Last thing I googled: Pool cleaning services.

Other blogs: None I’ll discuss here (they include my full name and credentials, so no thanks).

Do I get asks: Yes.

Why did I chose this username: Because it was my father’s nickname for me as a child (Rissa for Marissa and Rey because it’s the first three letters of my maiden name).

Following: 91 blogs.

Average amount of sleep: Around 8 in the summer and about 5-6 during term time.

Lucky number: IDK.

What am I wearing: Jammies.

Dream job: I have it. Historian.

Dream trip: I travel a lot so I don’t have one. My two favorite trips so far were Copenhagen and a family trip to South Africa.

Favorite food: Bread. So bad...

Play any instruments: Piano.

Eye color: Hazel.

Hair color: Brown.

Describe yourself in aesthetic things: What? LOL. Probably old books, dainty teacups and autumn.

Languages you speak: English, French, Russian, some (bad) German (like three words and I can ask where the bathroom is, bad), can read and write Latin and fluent in ASL (my youngest is deaf).

Most iconic song: Of course it’s Respect by Miss Aretha Franklin!

Random fact: I know I’ve answered one of these with this question included before so new answer! Cilantro is vile and the Devil’s weed. Hard fact.

Tagging my peeps @oreoswirl25 @kitten1618x @scullylikesscience @tiredspacebi @bricklebeary @viking-hel and anyone else that wants to do it. I’m a horrible tagger, sorry.

#personal meme #me me me #its all about me

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helen-renee-reblogs · 6 years

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tagged by @drillbeeautomaton

nickname(s): Helen, Hel, Holly(sorta),

gender: demon

sign: Gemini

height: 5'4(or 5'3 idk)

time: does not exist

birthday: June 18

favorite band(s): Clipping, icon for hire

favorite solo artists: (i dunno what a solo artist is and I’m too lazy to look it up haha)

song stuck in my head: Misty mountains cold from the Hobbit

last show i watched: The Hobbit

what did i last google: bagginshield fanart (bc I’m trash)

do i get asks?: I get a few every once in a while!

why did i choose this url?: I used my name bc I’m boring

following: ??? Way too many haha(1421)

followers: 128(thank you so much!!!)

average hours of sleep: sleep haha what’s that?????

lucky number: 27 or 18(I actually dunno what it is those are just my favorite numbers)

instrument: i tried piano when I was ten but I failed so the closest i’ve gotten to using a instrument is those rythem apps

what am i wearing: pajama pants, a Naruto shirt and a Slytherin hoodie

dream job: sfx artist (professional body painter) or a actor(which will probably never happen)

favorite food: rice paper rolls( I don’t know what it’s actually called)

last book i read: a book on Alexander Hamilton

3 favorite fandoms: (currently) Hobbit/Lotr, Hamilton and Harry Potter

i tag: @renderedreversed (idk who else haha)

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whothehelcares · 7 years

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Tagged.

Tagged by: @puchittothelimit and @skadi-too-hottie

Nicknames? My nickname actually is Charlotte, my full name is Charlotte-Louise. Some people call me Charl or lottie, it really depends on who they are.

Gender? Female

Star sign? Capricorn

Height? 5′3.5″

Time? 20:46 (at the time of writing this)

Birthday? January 2nd

Favourite bands? Idk I listen to a lot of bands like Lawson, The 1975, Imagine Dragons, Fall Out Boy, Rascal Flatts, Ward Thomas, Lady Antebellum all the way to things like Guns and Roses, Huey Lewis and the News, ABBA, and Queen.

Favourite solo artists? Taylor Swift (I’m sorry I know she’s not that great a human at the moment but I’ve loved her since she first came out with Tim McGraw, I’m a longtime fan), Sia most definitely, Shawn Mendes, Elvis Presley and Beyonce are my top 5.

Song stuck in my head? Blank Space (probably a song I relate to a little too much, not really a good thing haha )

Last movie watched? Cinderella (original Disney version)

Last show watched? Father Brown. (I’m an actual sucker for a good murder mystery, I can watch them all day long)

When did I create my blog? My main blog I made years and years ago holy crap probably about 2010? I had this long before I had DA I think, I’ve recently changed my URL though, I figured it was time to pick one that matches my age and tastes now I’ve grown out of the mandatory emo phase and I wanted to represent my true loves, Wonder Woman and Sci-Fi. But my Smite blog I made only a few months back.

What do I post? Shit probably. But maybe like fan-art occasionally, when I get a creative burst a skin concept, reblogs, asks, memes, things like that?

Last thing I googled? What time does NatWest in ... (Omitted because privacy) ... close?

Do you have any other blogs? Well yeah my Main @wonderandstars for my comic book obsessions and memes and @sunlitchrysanthemums for my aesthetic shit.

Do you get asks? Yeah! A couple here and there!

Why did you choose your URL? I adore Hel, like I also play a lot of other Gods but she is the one I have played an awful lot of. I just love my little cinnamon roll.

Following? I actually have no idea, but a lot of blogs.

Followers? On this blog it’s 246 at the minute ( thank you all btw I love you guys so much)

Favourite colours? P I N K

Average sleep hours? Idk because I’m a napper, so it probably all mounts up to a number i don’t want to know.

Lucky number? I don’t actually have one but probably 98?

What am I wearing? My big friends T-Shirt that says “We were on a break” and my satin-y pink dressing gown thing.

How many blankets do you sleep with? Three, my winnie-the-pooh one I’ve had since I was a baby, my fleecy star blanket and like my duvet thing?

Dream job? Travel Journalism

Dream Trip? Cali probably, I wanna try my hand at surfing, go to Disney, get all those goals af instagram posts and shit.

Favourite food? Ice-Cream. It heals all wounds and cleanses the soul.

Nationality? White British (y’all know my awkward backstory in regards to accents, moved when I was very young yadda yadda spent my childhood in florida yadda yadda moved back to England.)

Favourite song now? To be Human by Sia (Obviously because Sia is one of my favourite artists and Wonder Woman means the absolute world to me. Like if anyone knows me the one thing they can testify to is the fact I love Wonder Woman a little too much.)

Tagging? I’m gonna tag @kuku4you @warm-summer-storm @iaintlionaround @hidden-jaguar-sun @forever-a-goat @sobek-support and anyone else that would like to do it!

#not smite #tag question thing

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