This is my first free day in a week and I spent it writing Nimona headcanons
I like to believe that after they stop being knights Bal and Ambrosius get to relax physically
They don’t have a constant workout routine and they don’t have incredibly strict diets
Don’t get me wrong they go to the gym a couple of times a week and try to eat healthy
But they don’t have a workout schedule they need to follow and if they want to have pizza five days in a row then they’re eating pizza
The first couple of years they tried to keep up with their normal regimen until they realized that they weren’t following it for the right reasons they were just following it because it’s what they’d always done
But Bal gets this weird smile on his face when he realizes both him and Ambrosius bodies are a little softer
And Ambrosius never judges Bal when he decides he doesn’t want to go to the gym that week
He’s guilty of rewarding that behavior by kissing Bal on the cheek and making his favorite breakfast
Ambrosius bruises like a damn peach
It’s almost embarrassing how easily marks show up on his skin this man has at least 6 bruises on each leg at any given moment
There have been many times when Bal has genuinely considered setting up a camera in their room to see if Ambrosius is hitting himself on accident
He also has had more broken bones than anyone can count he’s broken both his arms and legs in multiple places he’s also broken all his fingers and most of his toes
Nothing in his face has been broken though
The funny thing is he’s never sprained or dislocated anything and he holds a weird amount of pride in that
It also takes a lot for him to get scars he’s got some from duels and some surgeries
But the biggest one is from the Directors' lazor
Bal is built like a brick shithouse he’s never broken a bone ever he hasn’t even gotten close and there have been a lot of times when he should
There have been multiple occasions when doctors were surprised to find that he didn’t at least have a fractured
He sprained and dislocated a few things though and he scars pretty easy
If Nimona doesn’t want something to break or bruise or scar then it doesn’t it’s as simple as that but sometimes she lets scars stay if she thinks they’re cool enough
The first scar she kept was the one from the arrow
I feel like a lot of people think the trio would get a cat or a dog but I raise you: fish
Like you’re telling me that Bal wouldn’t spend an unreasonable amount of time setting up an entire area where a fish tank would go
The trio wouldn’t spend hours on hours researching the different types of fish that they wanted and making sure they could live together peacefully
That they wouldn't set up the tank 48 hours before getting the fish while simultaneously making sure the tank is perfect decorations-wise
And they wouldn’t spend extra time making sure the transportation process from the store to their house is as stress-free as possible so the fish don’t die from shock alone
And if you don’t believe that then you’re lying to yourself because they absolutely would do all of that
Sometimes when the boys are stressed out of their minds they’ll just stare at the tank and witness their fish thrive
Nimona suggests that they name the fish after fish dishes and the boys surprisingly agree
Nimona will also jokingly say he’ll eat them whenever they’re being difficult but in reality he would kill someone to protect those damn fish
The boys would too but they’d never admit it
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An odd Medic headcanon I have is that, despite being a very touchy-feely person (especially during surgery), he's very much against physical contact when others do it without any warning. Yeah, he'll wrap his arm around you and caress your face whilst sewing a sandworm colon around your spinal cord, but if you come at him from behind and put your hand on his shoulder, his immediate gut reaction would be to suplex you WWE style.
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ok so one thing i'd like to see in a fic (and plan on putting in mine) is like...
so you know how tom hiddleston has played loki for like a decade. obviously he has aged, he's gotten some wrinkles, hairline receded just a little bit, etc etc, which isn't a bad thing, aging is normal. Especially in that span of time.
But loki himself is a being that would live thousands of years. Even though he does age, the amount of physical aging that tom hiddleston underwent in like a decade would probably happen over the course of several centuries for loki. But even so, you see loki age physically throughout the films, because tom does (and obviously editing tom and chris to look the same age over that many years would probably be offensive and also be a lot of extra work)
So one thing i'd love to see in a fic is like... recognizing that loki is physically aging way faster than he should. Is it all the stress he's been under from thor's coronation + torture + being on the run from thanos? Is it the effects of malnutrition? Did Thanos/The Black Order take advantage of how time is funky in space, and so even though Loki was missing for only a year, perhaps he was tortured/kept aboard The Sanctuary for several years?
And what would Loki think of this? For the context of my fic, Loki basically got resurrected a bit after Infinity War, so he would really be around to see how much his physical appearance has aged. And loki is obviously someone who cares about how he looks, i imagine he would be very self-conscious (maybe even like paranoid) of how he now looks and be sort of desperate to 'fix' it. And it would really add to the whole multi-faceted crisis he's going through.
anyways. yeah.
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In order for Derek to have a teenaged son, he also had to have been the father of a toddler at one point.
This means when it's time to roll out to disband a rogue hunter ring, and they get into Derek's newest, badass muscle car with the tinted windows, and Derek dons his sunglasses and says gruffly "They don't know who they're dealing with", that the moment he turns on his car, the Paw Patrol soundtrack immediately blasts from the speakers at full volume.
Or that, once in a while, the pack will hear Derek mindlessly humming a song that's gotten stuck in his head from countless repetitions every single day (because "Again, 'gen, 'gen, Dada! P'ay 'gen!"). And at some point Stiles, being fluent in memes and internet culture, is the only one to recognize the tune and ask "Wait, are you humming Baby Shark?"
And if you think Derek's control was solid before, that's NOTHING compared to the zen master level of composure he has now. When the hunters manage to capture Derek and Stiles and attempt to make Derek turn, they don't realize that, yeah, those sticks with the sonic pinging sound are loud and annoying, but have you ever had to deal with the demonic bat screeches of a 2-year-old for 4 hours that first night after he's not allowed to sleep with his pacifier anymore?
And, sure, being electrocuted loosens a werewolf's grasp on the shift a little bit, but have you ever had to hold back a shift because your child is having a complete meltdown in the middle of a Costco because his sock feels a little funny, and even though you fixed the problem, the ordeal happening at all was traumatic enough for him that it required rolling around on the ground, an additional 7 minutes of screaming, and an attempt to throw eggs out of the cart?
And the "torture" is laughable. Okay, wolfsbane makes you weak and lethargic and makes your skin burn and makes it hard to breathe and makes you throw up black goo, BUT have you ever had a random little girl throw sand in your kid's face, making him cry, and then, after telling her "No! We don't throw sand!", have to deal with an indignant mother yelling in your face because "You do NOT tell my daughter what to do! She is NOT your child and should NOT have to grow up in a world where any man can demand things from her!"?
You want to talk about torture, do you have any idea what 2-Year Sleep Regression is? Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up at 3AM to shrieking and then deal with a cranky toddler that refuses to take a nap, all of this FOR 6 WEEKS STRAIGHT?
Or how about when your 3-year-old has a tantrum because he asked for strawberries and when you give him strawberries you find out he actually meant blueberries but when you get him the blueberries, he has an even bigger tantrum because how DARE you put away the strawberries he didn't want in the first place?
There is a visible moment in which the hunters question whether or not they've made a mistake and accidentally captured two humans.
And after the two of them manage to get out of that mess and back to relative safety, Derek notices a cut on Stiles arm.
Stiles has to bite back a laugh when Derek, without even realizing he's doing it, sticks a Lightning McQueen bandaid on Stiles' cut before kissing his boo-boo better.
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Dumb GotG headcanons
Gamora's hair becomes curly when she's happy (long term, not instant)
Zeihoberei do not have a term for facial hair (they don't have any). Therefore, Gamora refers to Peter's beard as "face fur".
Mantis uses her empath powers on others to get pumped up in battle
Gamora can see UV colors and therefore, could see how truly filthy Quill's ship was
Rocket sometimes ditches his clothes on Earth to pass as a raccoon and cause mayhem (untitled goose game style)
The first incident of Rocket pretending to be a raccoon on Earth was during the "Chicken Noodle Soup" incident.
Nebula constantly grows and loses teeth, like a shark
Since birthdays were not really a thing in the other Guardians' lives, Quill assigns them all birthdays at random dates (except Groot, his birthday is when he first started moving)
Peter and Gamora do some nearly acrobatic dancing when in private
Quill and Gamora both talk in their sleep. Sometimes, they end up having small conversations
Drax is colorblind
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If you have other Will headcanons I would love to hear them (◕_◕) about him or his Pokémon or appearance or anything
oh boy Will time!!!
-I have no clue if this will make sense to anyone but me and but gen 2 Will is Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge era MCR while gen 4 Will is A Fever You Can't Sweat Out era p!atd i think it's mostly the aesthetics
-he's transmasc for sure, i like to think him and Karen are t4t
-i pick him up and i give him a big old case of "pyschic powers that are a metaphor for neurodivergence" (yes i like psychonauts a lot how'd you know)
-he's visually impaired injuring his vision when he was about 14 years old due to an incident related to his pyschic powers and not being able to manage it as well when he was younger, although he's learned to adapt to both his vision issues and psychic abilities over time
-i really need to draw this one at some point but because of his vision issues he often walks with a cane and because its will its very fancy and detailed
-he's on the shorter side probably about 5'3 (i am a short transmasc and i will give myself rep)
-i've seen the headcanon of him and Anabel being related a couple different times and i think it's really neat (especially with Anabel having some pyschic abilities in the anime herself) and so i'd say i see them as cousins
-I like to draw him with gloves because i think it's a crime they didn't give him any in his gen 4 design
-similar to Lance and his collection of identical capes Will has a collection of identical black masks
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