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shortycreates · 1 year

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Ayyyyy doodle shoodles. Here, look look at this.

So I’ve been practising this wonderful old melody man from that one video game. I love that old man. I love that old man so much.

Compression from my scanner screwed this BUT GUESS WHAT BABE it’s fine (IT’S FINE) because, as you can tell, I’m not very good at this whole Sigma thing but we shall get there. I certainly want to draw him more so here have it. It's yours, no take backs.

#sigma #sigma overwatch #siebren de kuiper #siebren #de kuiper #overwatch sigma #overwatch #doodles #art #illustration #overwatch art #overwatch 2 #i'm such an idiot why am i this?#video games #fanart #mad science men #my doodles shoodles and more #i literally drew this listening to playboi carti and the irony is not lost on me no

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starcurtain · 2 months

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2.1 Penacony Spoilers!

I know the scene after Ratio's "betrayal" can be read a lot of ways but I am shocked I haven't seen more people interpret it as Ratio being so worried about Aventurine that he couldn't stay away even though he was supposed to.

We know:

1) Ratio absolutely knew Aventurine's plan from start to finish, both his gamble to create "death" in the dream and with the three cornerstones. (Wish people would stop underselling Ratio in their analyses; "Three chips are enough" is a direct enough clue that, genius as he is, Ratio would never miss.)

2) In his own words, Ratio was acting according to Aventurine's instructions while in Dewlight Pavilion and with Sunday and felt that he did a good job not giving them away.

I think most people are on the same page up to there, but then I've seen a lot of people interpreting this scene after Aventurine leaves Sunday's mansion as Aventurine being genuinely angry at Ratio (possibly after having gaslit himself into thinking Ratio was actually betraying him).

But this doesn't make much sense to me because:

1) Ratio actually has nothing to gain by selling Aventurine out to Sunday. They're on the same side in this mission. Information about a Stelleron on Penacony wouldn't be news anyone with a brain like Ratio's and why would he need someone else's research on Stellerons when he already has ties to the Genius Society through Screwllum and Herta, as well as the Astral Express where the Trailblazer is actively housing a Stelleron?

2) One of Aventurine's most notable lines of dialogue is how it's perfectly fine and expected for "friends" to use each other and backstab. This is his default understanding of partners--why would he suddenly be mad about something he expected from the start?

3) If the betrayal wasn't already planned and was just a possibility based on Aventurine's understanding of Ratio, why would he ever have revealed there were "three chips" (aka three cornerstones) in play? If even the betrayal over Topaz's stone wasn't planned, just assumed, why would Aventurine reveal the existence of the third stone? He would gain nothing from doing so.

Instead, I think it makes a lot more sense to interpret Aventurine's frustration with Ratio in this later scene as annoyance over Ratio taking an "unnecessary" risk:

1) As far as Sunday knows, Ratio had just very seriously betrayed Aventurine, completely selling him out and essentially sending him to his execution.

2) In the scene afterward, Aventurine is out in public in the middle of Penacony where The Family's eyes are always watching, yet Ratio walks right up to him to check on him. Why would someone who just sold you out come up to you immediately afterward to check on your health?!

3) It's only natural that Aventurine would pump the brakes and go "Wow, didn't think you'd show yourself after you just betrayed me, remember?" Because that's the act they are supposed to be keeping up! They're still being monitored; it's not safe to break character!

But Ratio is a genius, right, so why would he break character here? From the standpoint of the ploy itself, revealing to the Family that he and Aventurine were still on the same side would only jeopardize the plan, not help it.

The logical explanation, then, is that Ratio went to Aventurine here because he felt like he had to.

He had to check in and make sure the situation was still under Aventurine's control.

(In fact, the entire exchange through the middle of this scene is Aventurine and Ratio confirming the rest of their plot in a veiled manner: Ratio brings up the plan and mentions what's concealed in the gift money bag, Aventurine confirms the cornerstone is good to go; Ratio asks what his next step will be; Aventurine says he's going to do the insane thing of handing out cash while looking pathetic [aka fishing for Sparkle]. Ratio essentially asks if he's crazy enough to take the final gamble with his own life, which Aventurine confirms, and then Ratio sets them up for the finale by gifting him the doctor's note.)

Ratio was willing to risk ruining their entire plan--something Aventurine does seem to be frustrated about at first--just to ensure Aventurine still felt all right about the situation.

He needed to deliver his note demanding Aventurine stay alive.

He needed to tell Aventurine to come to him if the situation got too painful to bear.

In short, Ratio was worried enough that he could not stay away even though, for the sake of their plot, it would have made significantly more sense for him not to appear. The gain of breaking character was worth more to him than the risk of being caught.

You honestly don't even have to take this in a shipping context. The real point here is that Ratio is an incredibly good person who wasn't okay with Aventurine's self-sacrificial plan and who felt morally compelled to check on a person in pain. He's a healer through and through, and ignoring Aventurine in this condition--ignoring someone who was taking so much risk on themselves--simply wasn't possible for him, no matter the danger it posed to the plan.

But for those who do ship Ratio and Aventurine... I hope more people will come to see this scene as another example of Ratio's genuine concern for his mission partner! He did not have to appear here at all; it would have made much more sense for him to leave Aventurine to his own devices to uphold the illusion of their "betrayal." He showed up in this scene--very likely against Aventurine's expectations--because he was concerned for Aventurine's situation and wanted to ensure Aventurine knew he could fall back on Ratio's support at any time if the plan went awry.

tl;dr: I wish people would stop interpreting this scene as the aftermath of a betrayal. Aventurine wasn't ticked off with Ratio in this scene because he felt like he'd genuinely been backstabbed; he was ticked off because Ratio was literally breaking their pre-established "betrayer" character just to be fussy over Aventurine's safety and well-being. (Okay, and to double check on the plan, but let's be real, the first part was definitely more important. 👌)

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pralinesims · 8 months

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TAG // What's in my bag?

I remembered that a few years ago I've participated in a tag like this, so I kinda was in mood to start a complete new tag chain + slightly rewritten rules to revive it!

Rules: Post a description and/or photo of what things your Sim/OC would take along with them in their bag. Tag other people who you want to participate!

My candidate of choice: Aaron, of course!

Almost always he brings these things with him:

Something to drink (probably water or some kinda lemonade) / hand sanitizer / Chewing gum / Wallet with money + cards / a vape / Passport / a pen / Charging cable (of fucking course...) / Air Pods / Keys / an extra pair of glasses / USB stick / his phone!!! + OPTIONAL (not pictured here) If the bag has extra space, he's probably bringing a selfie stick or even a tripod along with him, as he likes to be prepared if he spontaneously feels like recording or photographing something. Also bandaids or tissues cause he, uhh, tends to accidentally hurt himself whenever he's filming fdsksfdkj. If there is even more extra space left, you can bet that he's tagging his laptop along with him.

I'm tagging: @castawavy @lilamausmaus @rebouks @rottengurlz @browntrait @void-imp @wldestluv-rs @wistfulpoltergeist @wasabichips @aniraklova @crabbeychick @aliengirl @potential-fate @crsentfairy @eljeebee @omgkayplays @alinelie @simandy @gothoffspring @salemsimss @adelarsims and everyone who's also in mood to do this!

#if you need an explanation for why he brings each item with him i'll gladly answer!! but most of these are pretty self-explaining i think #tag game #what's in my bag #the way i've drafted this one day before my bday #waited until i've posted a non-aaron edit to not seem obsessed #and now i'm back again with another post involving him and pretending to be normal about this dude #i am not! he is my fav little idiot

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total-drama-brainrot · 2 months

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for that ‘noah is brought back as an assistant after getting himself eliminated’ idea i think noah should just stop trying to tiptoe around anyone after one day. he puts in one (1) day of effort and then just gives up.

“??? noah???”

“who. im not noah. ive never even heard of a noah.” (has changed his shirts and is wearing sunglasses thats all) (no effort to hide his identity)

Noah puts in a genuine effort to remain undetected for a good while (let's say a week or two) after being whisked away back to Camp Wawanakwa, since he really doesn't want to deal with the idiots he worked so hard to escape from so soon, but it's surprisingly difficult to keep himself just indistinct enough to remain under their radar without making himself look suspicious- either to the contestants themselves or to his newfound co-workers.

Maybe acting like a skittish deer every time one of the campers was around was a bit shady, but could you blame him? Anyone else in his position would be wary of discovery too. No one wants to be put on blast on international TV for the consequences of their actions. Thankfully the other interns are polite enough not to comment when he absconds at the smallest signs of his past competitors.

It doesn't help that the eliminated contestants have started to notice that Noah isn't at the Playa with the rest of them. None of them have asked about him yet, but there's a distinct air of concern at the resort every time someone comments about him- or the lack of him.

So, needless to say, Noah's got quite the reputation as a bit of a cryptid among the cast. Which is fine, he can play into that if it means none of them figure out he's been forcibly employed under their sadistic host. Noah goes out of his way to disguise himself behind different outfits, altered hairstyles and a pair of mirrored shades, and straightens his posture into something less lazy and more 'professional' when he's on the clock; it's impressive how much a change in wardrobe and demeanour can disguise someone, just look at Clark Kent. He essentially becomes a ghost to the cast, to the point that a lot of them begin to doubt he was even real and not a mass hallucination.

(Noah encourages the rest of the interns to play into that misconception, mostly because he finds it funny but also because it would aid him in his effort to remain undetected.)

But the trickery soon becomes more hassle than it's worth; Noah's about 80% certain he could do his job in the same outfit he'd worn on the island and not a single person would bat an eye, let alone recognise him. That's the power of being a wallflower- he's fairly unassuming and able to blend into the background. It's his confidence in his lack of notability that leads to him to becoming complacent.

In fact he makes a game out of it, if only to curb the boredom of his job. He goes from spy-level subterfuge to the barest minimum of a disguise; at one point he just slaps on a fake moustache and his mirrored sunglasses and calls it a day. No one notices. This only serves to encourage his blasé attitude towards his discovery- the cast are way too oblivious to notice him, after all.

Which is why Noah's inevitably discovered when he delivers a coffee to Chris on-set dressed in his usual outfit, the only attempt at a disguise being a haphazardly thrown on blonde wig. (Namely, the same wig Courtney later uses in Action.)

"Is that Noah?"

Comes a disbelieving outburst from the cast. Noah isn't sure who said it, but the statement draws attention onto him which is the last thing he wants.

He has to divert suspicion quickly before it's too late.

"No, this is Patrick."

#sometimes i think i'm so funny. i'm not but it's nice to think i am.#assistant noah is yet another victim of my “noah becomes a local cryptid” agenda #alternatively i was gonna put him in a t-shirt that says “not noah” but that was a little on the nose #noah goes from “no one must know my shame” to “these people are idiots why am i even trying” in the span of a week. lazy king.#total drama #td noah #assistant noah au #others' ideas #silly ideas #shitposting #memes #replies

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igneous-croc · 2 months

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Never take me to an art museum

#Mind I am well into my 20s. I'm a grown man #But ill still turn towards anyone im with and make the soyjak pose #My mom finds it hilarious and thats why I keep doing it. So many pictures of me are just me pointing at paintings #People have actually gotten mad at me but only in art markets tbh #Pointed at a illustration of like some nakey guy and said 《weewee》 and sent my accompanying friends into fits of giggles #Which called the attention of the artist who just saw 5 girls laughing their butts off and one idiot standing there pointing with a grin #They didnt say anything but they looked pretty mad #Im sorry if theres some deeper meaning behind your nakey art - my brain was raised on MAD and sugar

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iisthings · 4 months

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I got my mom to watch good omens cuz she likes shit like that BUT NOW SHE'S WATCHING IT WITH MY DAD AND HE'S HOMOPHOBIC

THEY'RE AT SEASON 2 DON'T TALK TO ME AFTER THEY'VE SEEN THE LAST EPISODE I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH

#no because my dad keeps laughing at anything queer like it's a joke #this is gonna be so uncomfortable I hope I'm out of state by the time they get to the finale #good omens #good omens 2 #gomens #innefable husbands #inneffable divorce #inneffable idiots #i am one of the idiots because why did I suggest this #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow

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jamiemaybeme · 1 month

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made this in like year 8 (seventh grade i believe? around 12/13 years old) and it kinda slaps

BUT TELL ME WHY I CAN'T LOOK A SINGLE THING WITHOUT THINKING OF AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY. THE BRAINROT IS BRAINROTTING. IT WON'T STOP. SOON IT WILL BE COMPLETELY DECAYED. SEND HELP. QUICKLY, BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE.

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crimeronan · 30 days

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Laughing hysterically at the premise of Amity, who has spent almost every night in Luz's room along with Hunter, seeing Grimbaby!Luz with Hunter's eyes and being like "What. What. What. How the fuck did I miss Luz being with child and also how the fuck did that even happen without me knowing in the first place???? Do I want to know the answer to that??? Probably not!!!!!"

amity is like i thought for SURE i'd finally sorta sussed out the semi-platonic nonsexual heterocentric throuple thing we have going on and it turns out they've actually been DOING IT the WHOLE TIME???

#'WHEN?? WHEN I WAS ASLEEP???? IN THE THRONE ROOM WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?? THEY COULD HAVE JUST KICKED ME OUTTT'#she's immediately not even mad that theyre apparently Together and is just furious they dont show any romantic PDA in front of her.#HEY. i'm not THAT big a prude. am i. i'm not gonna spontaneously combust if you two kiss in front of me!!! >:(#WHEN WAS LUZ PREGNANT!!! I KNOW FOR DAMN SURE SHE DOESNT WEAR A CONCEALMENT STONE WHEN SHE SLEEPS I'VE SEEN HER FUCKED-UP SCARS!!!!#WHY WOULDN'T SHE MENTION IT!! I'M NICE!! SORT OF!!#STAMPS FEET ABOUT IT #youre right this is very funny. i really do think ultimately luz would try to pawn off grimbaby before anyone knew about it #but for the lulz. yeah.#replies #toh #princess luz au #shitty idiot repression gang

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lunarriviera · 4 months

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HAPPY BDAY HEI-YE MY HOT MESS OF A LOVE, if i'd known you were celebrating today i would have written you a fic. this weekend, i promise. you're my most favorite.

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doodleodds · 2 years

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royalty & fairy tale au’s are meant to be mixed and u can’t change my mind

Late shuake week 2022 day 3 - Royalty AU

#shuakeweek2022 #akechi goro #kurusu akira #I JUST REALLY LOVE SLEEPING BEAUTY OK #or well. i love the idea of 'sleeping curses.' idk why! they've always fascinated me #i used to be obsessed with aurora and snow white for that reason #and so here i am! as always! projecting this interest of mine onto my favorite characters :)#also for reference because i just realized how weird it reads: goro's gonna be in the tallest tower when he's cursed #that's why akira's got a reason to climb it. so. yeah #also in case you were wondering why i said 'see you tomorrow with more art' and then proceeded not to post for.....four days:#1) work decided that i'm going to be doing more hours so i now have very little free time;#2) i decided to actually try my hand at coloring again like an IDIOT and now here we are. sigh. coloring is hard #i was trying to hard not to just overdose on comic dots again lol & it resulted in this nonsense. me and my one very textured stone wall #ANYWAY lmao even though i missed like. every single day of akeshu week so far i'm still gonna be doing the prompts #just at my own pace! so. hopefully expect more art. soon. ish. hopefully not with another uhhh 2 month gap like last year lol #also quick fun fact since you made it this far in my tags! that second page originally wasn't supposed to be there!#i drew sleeping goro just cause i could and i was just gonna stick him under a read more but then i got attached lmao #and now he's in the main post! :D yayyyyyy goro #ANYWAY that was super long. thanks for reading & i hope u have a lovely day!!!!

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abyssalzones · 4 months

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this year I'm getting a thousand times more comfortable with the block button and it's like my best friend now. highly recommended.

#lab notes #it's just very tiring getting people trying to be “funny” on my art posts all the time and seeing like. weird pr*ship idiots in my notifs #in the past I've tried to just not give a shit but I've hit a limit I think.#please don't be overly familiar with strangers online also. I'm generally nicer about this because I am open to talking to people but #it can get weird sometimes! try to think about why you're sending something to a stranger. this goes for more than just me

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matbaynton · 1 year

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Mat Baynton in HORRIBLE HISTORIES (2009-2014)

#why does he kinda look like shaggy from the live action scooby doo movies and why am i so h*rny about it #i just answered my own question #hhedit #horrible histories #mat baynton #mathew baynton #baynton #every green mat gifset i make now is just gonna remind me of u nat i'm SORRY #six idiots #them there #*#mine: gifs #mine: horrible histories #mine: mat baynton

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rosesutherlandwrites · 7 months

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Remind me that the very last house I need to buy is one at the top end of my budget (which money still doesn't exist before sometime next year) that needs extensive work (new roof, new wood shingle, new septic system), no matter how much it's a tiny 19th C cottage perched at the edge of the North Atlantic in a fishing village with a thriving creative folk art community just outside my favourite town, close enough I could bike there.

#rose seeks roots #uh if this is still for sale by the time I'm actually looking #don't think I won't still seriously consider it #like an idiot #I could preserve the crumbling root cellar!#why am I like this

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self-appointed-nerd · 11 months

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Xisuma Appearance Headcanons

Xisuma is NOT a Voidwalker. *audible gasp*

Instead, he is a Desert Ranger. His armor has magic air conditioning to keep him cool in the desert, and he wears sort of a metal crop top in order to move more flexibly. His helmet and elytra are modeled after beetles, and he has two metal antennae on his helmet that he uses to chart coordinates. His helmet also filters out sand and dust so he can breathe normally during sandstorms.

Oh, and his armor functions like a chameleon's skin, but it is always iridescent, like the shell of a beetle.

#xisuma #hermitcraft s9 #headcanon #hermitcraft #hermitcraft headcanons #yes i'm very unique #desertsuma #why the hell not #somebody please draw this bean #i am an idiot #xisumavoid #hermitcraft season 9 #hermitcraft s7

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noa-de-cajou · 8 months

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Me : I'm adhd therefore I am disabled

My adhd : *Disables me*

Me :

#like I'll be unable to focus and beat myself up over it before remembering I literally have the “cannot focus” disorder #or i'll be tremendously tired and loath myself for being tired when being constantly burnt out is part of being adhd #“why can't I be like abled people” YOU ARE DISABLED DUMBASS #Me: doesn't clean my apartment because I'm too tired but also feeling guilty over it #Guess what you idiot #you are D I S A B L E D #IT MEANS YOU CAN'T DO THE STUFF BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THE STUFF #You can't. As if physically can't. From the verb and negation “can not”.#but noooo I just go like “why am I lazy”#imposter syndrome is real and also an adhd symptom #it all comes full circle baby #disability #adhd #audhd #disabled

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mibkid · 1 year

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.... he has at least 4 pairs with different colors. you know exactly what i’m talking about, don’t lie. (yes, yes the shorts)

I can draw whatever I want and I chose to draw this... I think it’s a pretty solid choice, my priorities are in the right place

Click on pic for better qualityyyy

.... i still think i probably made his eyes to big... maybe his face too?? hmmmmmmmmmmmm, oh well there is always a next time drawing him!

#persona 4 #Persona 4 golden #p4 #P4G #yosuke hanamura #yu narukami #souji seta #persona 4 protagonist #bro i'm using the tags as fanfic tags hahahahahhahah #jk jk or am i #souyo #yuyo #idiots #why do i always end up liking idiots????#both of them are silly in their own ways #fanart #myart #digitalart #sketches

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