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he is the cutest i just wanna lock him in my dungeon and never let him out 🩷🩷
#my angel#my emo prince#the dungeon will have food water and electricity#i’m not a monster#choso#choso kamo#jjk#jujutsu kaisen
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The Onceler is already a sexyman, but let me make a proposal.
The Lorax is sexyman material too. Like cmon, he’s got a mustache, the build of sans Undertale, and he’s voiced by fucking Danny DeVito, 10/10 sexyman.
#h0nk friendo#the lorax#the onceler#tell me I’m wrong#he’s so hot#sexyman poll#tumblr sexyman#cmonnnn he’s just a little guy#HE SPEAKS FOR THE FUCKING TREES#HE’S SO ????#so silly#I would gladly marry the Lorax#the onceler is sexy too#I’m not a monster#please understand
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happy birthday to your man! 🎁🎈🎂 if you’re ok with a selfship question, i’d love to know if you celebrated together!
We absolutely celebrated! I go nuts for people’s birthdays so I let him sleep in way longer than he’d meant to (I get to spoil him sometimes too), picked up his favorite lunch and then we went out with the team to play pool, go dancing, and get drunk as fuuck
#and of course ended the day with birthday sex#I’m not a monster#bullrider au of course#I am but a simple gal#selfship#cowboy dabi x goose#dabi x goose#t.answers#asks#thank you for the ask lovely 🖤🖤
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my toxic trait is i will read 50 chapters or a terrible fanfic to see if it gets better. i sacrifice hours of my life out of sheer curiosity with absolutely no payoff
#i always leave a nice comment#i’m not a monster#i just wish i didn’t get obsessed with things i don’t like#it’s painful
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James Can Dance.
And not like party dancing I mean like serious, professional dancing.
I don’t care what any of you say James Potter did dance lessons up until he was a teenager (because people started making fun of him) BUT THAT MAN CAN FUCKING DANCE.
#and regulus def had some feeelings about it#he seems like a hiphop man#but he definitely did ballet at some point#james potter#marauders#marauders era#james fleamont potter#headcannons#which is worth stating bc it’s literally my favourite headcannon#marauders hc#James potter can dance#dancer James potter#and yes he started it up again#I’m not a monster
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we should all bully ryan renesmee into becoming a destiel shipper and then say it’s problematic
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When your cat is sleeping at the end of the bed, so you have to curl up like this 🧎to sleep.
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We’re holding hands.
#but what I need to be doing is brushing my teeth and going to bed#I don’t want to move her though#I’m not a monster#mine#catz#Wednesday
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I know I say “fuck them” a lot, but honestly has anyone gotten Laura and Sally mental help for the delusions they have about season 4?
I’m genuinely concerned about them as human beings.
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Just saw my first Blaze post
#not a reblog for once#froggi rambles#before you tell at me; ITS ON MY QUEUE!! i am rb to support this artist#I’m not a monster
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a cockroach flew at my sister, it was in her bed tho ew 😭
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Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#toshiro nakamoto#shuro#tfw you latch onto the first person you see that shares your interest#I’M SOBBINGGG#Yeah i didn’t know the hag monster tidbit existed so now I’m adding stuff into my masterpost#6 yo toshiro watching a snail and tuning out his nanny calling for him I’m screaming#This post is blowing up so: just for your information I made a masterpost on his whole family situation we do get a lot of info on him#His character goes quite deep it’s just not relevant to the wider story so Kui doesn’t go into details in the plot#So yeah look for that on my blog if you want. Also he likes flowers <3#Nature lover toshiro
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When you see a post on your dash from a user you don’t recognize, and they posted for the first time in months and you scroll through their blog like. Hello. Who are you why did I follow you
#is this a universal experience#also I still don’t unfollow them (aside from specific instances)#I’m not a monster
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Great time to remember that, in the books, Percy didn’t actually come to understand just how terrible the gods are (as a whole) until The Last Olympian. And he didn’t start to get bitter as hell about it until even after that. The show is doing a great job of setting this up, in my opinion.
#I’m begging you people please reread the books if you can#remember we’re only on season ONE!!#and let’s not forget that Percy equated Zeus to a monster without even having met the guy and then was proven RIGHT#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#pjo tv adaptation#pjo disney+#pjo season 1#the last olympian#the lightning thief
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Echidna essentially saying “You killed my children, now they’re going to kill you” is so wild because the trio’s response is like “bitch we’re ALSO children????” meanwhile, Athena immediately went “NOT IF I KILL THEM FIRST” and that’s so fucked up but also so funny
#I’m sorry I laughed#no I’m not#echidna is a loving mother who shows it in her own monstrous way#Athena is a monster by showing her disappointment instead of being a loving mother#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#percy jackson tv show#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo spoilers#pjo series#echidna#athena
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Polites, even in death: greet the world with open arms :)
Odysseus: thanks! I Will Not.
#epic the musical#it’s cracking me up that polities sings open arms and then two songs later odysseus is like I’m Going To Become A Monster#epic the underworld saga
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