Spank it, crank it, slurp it silly

i don't think my wife would appreciate that

How rubbery that pussy?

a bit like this

Did You Know: The Badger Bears native to Blackwood almost went extinct? Thankfully, a Viscount of Leyawiin intervened by starting a breeding program, saving the species.

NPCs in Bethesda games

I regret to inform you that Argonians also have cloaca, so they also probably do not reproduce like fish.

Did You Know: The Argonian word for egg is Thtithil? Lights-the-Way, the author of a Jel language primer noted that it is sad that non-Argonians have such considerable difficulty pronouncing this word, as it is an important part of Argonian culture.

Shhhh, Akatosh is trying to take a nap.

take your time, they said.

the words will come to you, they said.

Morrowind is a lot like the tumblr experience cause you could be walking around doing your own thing and having a good time then someone will just walk up to you and be like "I hate you" for no reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bG2ce5blo damn is that @normal-horoscopes at the two minute mark?

is there anything quite like inviting all your friends over to your new horizons island and watching them line up to your bulletin board like it’s the single available outhouse at a music festival to take turns drawing another cock on it

WHILE YOU WERE HAVING PREMARITAL SEX I WAS ALSO HAVING PREMARITAL SEX BUT IN A COOL WIZARD TOWER

You're late for penis magic class. Fourth time this week.

please professor, there is a quarantine 

well, probably not even antihero if the novel writes the villains as maormer 

#72 for M'Stah also...... :+3

073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) villain or antihero. he’s an edgy boi

#72 for M'Stah also...... :+3

073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) villain or antihero. he’s an edgy boi

#92 for M'Stah again...hehe

092. What emotion does your character evoke in others?  stress