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alluringscreech · 1 hour
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whuh
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alluringscreech · 2 hours
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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text
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alluringscreech · 13 hours
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non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet
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alluringscreech · 13 hours
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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
🐾 superhowllock69 Follow
Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
🌜 impawssible Follow
lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
🐾 superhowllock Follow
lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
🌕 daddy-fenris Follow
wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
🌜 impawssible Follow
me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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alluringscreech · 13 hours
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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alluringscreech · 14 hours
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Was just playing Deltarune chapter 1 and reached the elevator. Which floor do I pick now?
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alluringscreech · 17 hours
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nothing inflates my ego like winning a game of splatoon we definitely shouldn't have won like sure you dominated us the whole time and you got that 2000+ x power badge max hazard cleared badge employee of the month trillion series in a row badge but unfortunately I did throw that power clam right into your basket at the very last second and it got us the lead. another win for the power of friendship and the unbreakable warrior bond between me and 3 other random switch users who didn't even booyah back
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alluringscreech · 17 hours
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alluringscreech · 17 hours
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Not to be a ‘both sides are bad’ person but everytime proship/antiship stuff crosses my dash I just think that everyone involved in it is extremely annoying .
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alluringscreech · 17 hours
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POV: you made a post targeted towards trans men
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alluringscreech · 17 hours
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original thread by @pukicho and several other users
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alluringscreech · 1 day
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pinkie is not a purpleblood she's just pinkie ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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alluringscreech · 1 day
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more god tier ponies . honk
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alluringscreech · 1 day
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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.
I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.
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alluringscreech · 2 days
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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”
professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”
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alluringscreech · 2 days
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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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alluringscreech · 2 days
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ᴄᴇᴘʜᴀʟᴏᴘᴏᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ - ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴏᴋ
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