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bardass · 1 year

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a hot evil villain lady probably couldn’t fix me but she could make me forget my problems and moral compass

#and really that’s enough for me #text post #random thoughts #bardass speaks #bardass posts #shitpost #random #meme #idk #i’m gay for villains #villain appreciation

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watchyourbuck · 17 days

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There’s some people on Twitter saying that if Eddie were to have a queer storyline he’d necessarily have to come out as bisexual because otherwise it would be like – and I quote – shitting on Shannon and Chris, and I just wanted to come in here to say that that makes absolutely no fucking sense. I don’t think anyone here has ever doubted the love Eddie has for Shannon, even after her passing. Particularly after 7x05, with the context of the now canon catholic guilt, Eddie being gay (not that I think he’d label himself anyway) would complete a puzzle for him. This man was brought up in a catholic home, with catholic teachings, and I can tell you from experience that most of those schools intervene in every aspect of your life and not just your studies. He has said it himself that the reason he married her was because she was pregnant, which again, is a very common catholic view of life – and I’m not speaking deprecatingly – but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love her, or his son. Eddie loved Shannon, he would’ve given her life for her, and I also know he never used her as a beard, nor has he done that with Ana or Marisol. He’s never used any of the women in his life, and in fact, he actually broke up with Ana the second he realized his heart wasn’t in it. Eddie Diaz is a good man who’s had to unconsciously and subconsciously hide parts of himself, and even though all we can do is speculate about his sexuality, his coming out as gay would not destroy his family, it would actually only strengthen it, considering he’d be more comfortable being who he is, regardless of who he’s with.

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whereismyhat5678 · 27 days

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Idk about you guys but I headcannon Mr. Stick will sometimes pull on Burton’s bow tie (like when he needs to speak with him or something) like this:

And he unintentionally causes Burton to panic. Gay panic. Bro’s trying so hard give him a break-

#Pizza Tower #Personally see Stick is that style of character to just pull Burton’s tie at random to speak to him privetly #You ever see that in cartoons? mainly when the villain does it to his henchman #Yeah that’s what I’m going for-#Anyways I need to go to bed or else I’ll be sleeping at school skabaiekxispwje bye ❤️❤️#Mr. Stick x Burton #because yes these men are old and gay #Mr. Stick #Burton

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worldsokayestmagicalgirl · 1 year

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And so begins my Cultivate spam…

This may be the prettiest Liu Qingge I’ve ever drawn…idk is he too pretty? I know that’s his thing but I may have gone a bit overboard. 😅 But the minute @neonghostcat gave us that bath scene my brain was seized by a “paint me like one of your French girls” moment & I decided to just go all out 🤣

The way he was so ready & willing to pose for his own xianxia nudes…Iconic™.

Hang in there Liu Qingge, Shen Yuan’s almost there…

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doriandrifting · 8 months

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I bring a certain kind of “well actually I’m bisexual” vibe that “gay mike truthers are inherently biphobic” accusers don’t really like.

#am I the villain?#wait until y’all hear about my fat crush on anakin skywalker as a child #guess that means I’m a child murderer sympathizer /s #OKAY NOW IM DONE #stranger things #gay mike wheeler #byler

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daeneris · 2 years

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the way people think alicents decision to choose her own family was just because rhaenyra slept with criston, when it’s actually because she realized rhaenyra no longer trusts her enough to share the truth with her… and if rhaenyra doesn’t trust her how can she put the safety of herself and her children into rhaenyras hands and leave their fates to her mercy… she has to choose herself and her children or else no one will

#i am unironically an alicent lover and team green member 💚#do not come into my mentions with alicent hate i will defend her to the end of the earth and i think it’s her right to be a bit of a villain #it also might just be about her sleeping w cole but in a lesbian gay i’m in love with my best friend way #asoiaf #house of the dragon #alicent hightower

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hazbinbossbrainrot · 2 months

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I can’t stop my literal brain thinking about this scene with contempt and how ridiculous it was 😂

Vox: “Angel quit?”

Valentino: “No, he didn't fucking quit. It's worse. He MOVED! He thinks he can just walk in, work, and then go home somewhere else. Can you FUCKING believe that?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter?"

Literally Angel & Charlie’s relationship:

#yep think I’m actually turning into husk LMFAO #if anything I love vox and velvette on their own as villains #gotta the illogical statement of this #it’s funny because it’s true #gay #angel dust (mentioned)#family (hazbin hotel)#possessive behavior #charlie morningstar #sibling energy #random thoughts #autistic thoughts

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showtoonzfan · 1 year

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Speaking of Fizz, really hope these scenes are him singing because Alex Brightman deserves to sing a solo song and one that isn’t incredibly short or dialogue filled.

Like yeah I bitch about not caring that much about Fizz but I love Alex Brightman so much, dude is INSANELY talented for obvious reasons and while I still don’t like the concept of this show having songs in it, I’ll take it if it’s Alex singing. Like…you put him in this shit show, so let him at least go all the way with his talent please.

#he’s still a waste for this show like he deserves to be in something better #and I still hate how he’s literally playing the same character like I’m sorry but Fizz is Beetlejuice 2.0 #I remember being so disappointed when Ozzie’s came out because I was expecting Alex to sing some epic villain song and it was just…about sex #but yeah check out other stuff Alex is in because he’s amazing #and yeah I will admit I feel like part of me only cares about Fizz because Alex is voicing him #again I will say Fizz in a way can be sympathized with since we know something fucked up happened #but his character is nothing special like he’s still your average Viv gay twink #Alex also said Fizz’s backstory made him cry and….yeah I doubt it will move me the same but we’ll see #helluva critical #helluva boss criticism

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professor-doctor-doctor · 11 months

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Smee my beloved

I want to talk about perhaps the most under appreciated character of the Peter Pan franchise—Mr. Smee. Other than Captain Hook, he is the most fleshed out pirate, and honestly does not get enough love for the brilliance of his character because he’s often dulled down to a bumbling sidekick, when he is truly much more.

In the original Peter Pan 1904 play (and 1911 novel) :

Smee is described as the only non-conformist and Irishman aboard the Jolly Roger.

Though in most adaptations he takes the role of the first mate, originally he was the boatswain, but his relationship to Hook nonetheless remained quite strong, implying that it was each other they sought companionship in rather than a relationship based purely around their stations.

Instead of wiping his sword clean of blood after a battle, he is said to clean his spectacles.

Described as oddly genial for a pirate, but make no mistake that he DOES kill people. In fact, he has a curved sword which he nicknamed ‘Johnny Corkscrew’ for the way he twists it into his enemies guts. Pretty gruesome.

Despite being described as ‘stupid’ and ‘pathetic’, he’s often the only one Hook can have intelligent conversation with. In fact, it is Smee who points out that when the clock in the crocodile runs out, Hook will no longer hear it coming and thus be at risk of death.

He sows, dances, and even sings! He also evidently collects trinkets and gives silly little names to things.

He is the only pirate other than Starkey to survive the end battle, and whereas Starkey is captured by the Natives, Smee goes on to explore the world and sell the trinkets he gathered from piracy. He even claims that he was the ‘only man Hook ever feared.’

He is the only person Hook expresses admiration for, and too is one of the few pirates who is not berated or harmed by him.

Hook sees him as the only man with legitimately good form, which is peak levels of respect from Hook.

In Hook 1991

Smee takes on a more domestic role in caring for his Captain, and evidently Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins both agreed to play Hook and Smee as a married couple!

Shown to be the only pirate other than Hook capable of reading, writing, and understanding more complex language (he makes a joke to the pirates in the first scene he’s in, in which he refers to Hook as ‘unfathomable’, and when the pirates don’t react, he realizes he has to dumb down his vocabulary for them.)

Jovial and quite silly, always knows what is best for Hook, and it is evident they’ve been with each other so long that they know each ones quirks.

Reminder that SMEE is the person to suggest the plan of turning Peter’s kids against Pan by making them like Hook, meaning he is the one who came up with the evil plot, once again proving that he’s not some bumbling idiot.

Actually so sweet I love him I heart him did you see the scene where he plays baseball? Husband.

In Peter and the Starcatcher (the play by Rick Elice)

Shown to be a really good actor, good enough to fool Aster into believing he’s a legitimate navy Lieutenant.

Once again surprisingly literate, having quite a few boasting lines for Stache before the Captain comes on board. He even is shown to correct Stache every now and again when his Captain mixes up words.

Seems to speak a tiny bit of French, as he refers to Stache’s style as ‘comme il faut’, though he could also just be using the phrase itself.

Frequently comes up with the plans Stache uses in his plots, even suggests the idea that the trunks were swapped. He doubts himself on his own ideas, frequently referring to his ideas as ‘stupid’, but nonetheless Stache accepts them wholeheartedly.

Is the only character other than Stache to break the fourth wall.

Pretty much the only reason Stache is still alive.

He’s also a ukulele player and a decent singer—and apparently, like all of the pirates, a drag Queen!

I don’t have much to say on the Disney version because they really butchered his character there, but I think it’s important to note that once again, he often suggests the plots that Hook later uses for his evil schemes, such as when he mentioned the drama between Wendy and Tinkerbell. This could be just him gossiping, but it might be more interesting to imagine that he came up with the plot, but wanted to quietly suggest it to Hook in a way that would make Hook think that he himself came up with the idea, so as to save his Captain’s already tainted pride. He’s the ultimate hypeman/husband.

TLDR; Mr. Smee is awesome and I love him and media should do him better. Here’s my version of him as well. Toodle-oo!

#mr smee #neverland #peter and the starcatcher #hook 1991 #peter pan #captain hook #disney villains #hook x smee #I’m telling you he has immense untapped potential #give me a love story between him and hook and how they met and and and #theyre gay and in love #my husband #mini rant #he’s a socks with sandals kind of guy

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5qu1dink · 1 year

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i have a sickness

#myart #im embarrassed.#disney #wreck it ralph #turbo wreck it ralph #king candy #disney villains #KILLS MYSELF !!!!!!#im sorry for being a disney fan i’m so so sorry 😢 i like gay villains and the country bear jamboree ONLY !!!!!#and bruno madrigal lawl

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soullessjack · 2 months

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alan grant frank wallace and norm breyfogle sweeties I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry that the character you based on your own anti-authoritarian philosophy and used to criticize capitalism along with a myriad of other political issues and later developed to be a libertarian socialist anarchist and wrote to be a misunderstood morally neutral philosophical character got turned into a sweaty discord moderator who keeps calling some poor woman his mommy and committing terrorism because of society like da joka baby. I’m so so sorry.

#Alex I’m also sorry you had such high hopes for the role and it was like this #at least you got paid pookie #cal.txt #anarky #lonnie machin #dc #dc comics #arrowverse #i can’t tell if it’s just because of capitalist propaganda constantly villainizing any anti-system representation or if the cw just sucks #let’s say it’s both #these guys are all stronger than me bc if my explicitly anti capitalist beliefs and narrative got put through this many meat grinders #I would appear on national television personally #loorrrddd #at least he’s silly and hot but that’s about all he has going for him #as a communist I cannot endorse him but as a gay man I can impregnate him #who said that

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killerspaghetti-os · 2 years

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Fandoms I’ve been in this year

#i’m gay #digital art #art #tspud fanart #deltarune #spamton #the stanley parable #sundrop #fnaf sun #kenning flugslys #villainous #wlw pride #moonlnight #moon knight #mcu #hunter wittebane #toh golden guard

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hazel2468 · 11 months

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I love it when people are like- “Ugh you ship this good looking, rugged, will-burn-down-the-world-but-loves-you man with this younger woman? What are you, a pedo?”

And I’m over here like oh buddy. Friend. Pal.

You have VASTLY misunderstood who exactly I am projecting onto with the fury of a thousand suns here.

#hint- it aint the older one #shipping #proship #and obvs disclaimer project onto whoever you want duh #but i just think its funny when people are like #uwu you ship this older person with a younger person #so you must like people younger than you #and I’m like #guys….. I like older men #and how much older I like them has also only increased as I myself get older #you’re telling me that guy is in his 50s and is a Villain?????#fuck me up???!!!#not to mention that since starting T #how often I have liked said men in an explicitly Gay Man way is uh #well its happening a lot more than it ever did

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labrabeet · 4 months

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If a man called me something dumb and sappy like “honey bunny” in a loving manner, I would resign my evil ways and start my redemption arc immediately 👍

#doctalk #yes I’m a lonely gay loser #but im also evil so I don’t have TIME for pining #mad scientist #villain

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keepmovinjunior · 5 months

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i want an au where meg is just, repaying her debt to hades by being the really irritated bartender of the villains’ bar, (similar to the one in shrek) owned by hades, and she serves all of the villain regulars there the gross drinks that they order while trying not to gag making them. and she always mutters little wisecracks under her breath about how gross they, and everyone there, is, but also lowkey enjoys the banter, so she sometimes poses as a girl in a martini glass for fun

#* ━━ two words : crackposting.#every disney villain is gay so it’s not even a perverted thing more like a gay bar u know what i’m saying #she does it for the tips #(and the tips are not having to drink maggots)

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that-pink-magical-girl · 1 year

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I feel him, I see him, the sun caught in his raven hair…

#noble bell college #glorious masquerade #twst rollo #rollo flamm #Aggressively plays hellfire on the kazoo #God that song was such a bop coming from the most problematic worst villain Disney ever made #i’m gay

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