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lewisvinga · 21 days

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my boyfriend’s boyfriend | carlos sainz x fem! reader

summary; in which a certain brit ruins y/n and carlos’ plan of a soft launch

fc; amberly yang

warnings; cursing

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3

note; requested ! requests are closed.

masterlist !

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liked by yourbestfriend, friendone, and others !

yourusername: ❤️

yourbestfriend: tell him i said i’ll beat his ass if he doesn’t give you a bouquet every time he sees you🙄🙄

yourusername: he says ‘ don’t worry ‘ 😇

username: WHO IS HE??

username: ugh i wanna b u so bad 😖

username: girlie pop who gave u that

username: did we lose y/n to a man🕊️

friendone: 😍😍😍😍 (10x more than him)

yourusername: 💞💞 ( LMAOO )

username: WHAT DO U KNOWWW

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liked by landonorris, charles_leclerc, and others !

carlossainz55: NYC 🍎

username: yo what the FUCK.

username: …….

username: rip carlos girlies 🕊️🕊️

username: ignoring the second pic my man is tewwwww fine 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

landonorris: the big apple 🗽 liked by carlossainz55!

username: is carlos soft launching a relationship rn….😖😖

username: that big ass bouquet of roses iM SO SICK RN

username: when i kept saying my man my man my man too loud and now he’s fr not my man😫😫😫

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; bae said this isn’t a normal golfing look :////] [caption 2; ❤️🏌️‍♀️]

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liked by carlossainz55, yourusername, and others

lando.jpg: golf ⛳️

tagged; carlossainz55

username: GOLF!!!

username: not lando spending his summer w carlos 😭

username: YO WHO IS THAT GIRL😭😭😭

username: did lando just expose carlos’ relationship….

username: call me crazy but that girl kinda looks like yourusername + she went golfing w her bf???

username: hold on…. ur cooking here

username: SHE LIKED THE POST TOO

username: i’m so sick carlos fr has a gf

username: LANDOO U EXPOSED CARLOS AND Y/N NOOOO😭🤣🤣

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liked by carlossainz55, landonorris, and others !

yourusername: my boyfriend and my boyfriends boyfriend who ruined my perfectly planned out soft launch 💗💗

tagged; carlossainz55, landonorris

carlossainz55: mi reina 😍 te quiero ❤️ [my queen, i love you]

yourusername: i love youuuu💗

landonorris: I SAID I’M SORRY!!!!

yourusername: I HAD THE PERF PICS OF CARLOS YOU FUCKER.

landonorris: HE WAS MINE FIRST!!!!!🤬

yourusername: that’s so funny because guess what 😄

landonorris: what

yourusername: idgaf + he’s in my bed rn + L + you lose

landonorris: THIS IS BULLYING!!!

username: HELAPXKOSKXLS

username: my boyfriends boyfriend is so😭😭😭

username: ok but y/n and carlos are so perf😫

username: felt heartbroken as a carlos girlie but i <3 y/n so im not hurt anymore 😌

username: the second pic ☹️☹️

username: lando exposing carlos and y/n is so lando 😭😭😭

username: i wanna know their reactions to lando🤔🤔

carlossainz55: y/n ranted…. a lot

yourusername: I HAD THE BEST SOFT LAUNCH BF PICTURES 😞😞😞

landonorris: so do i😛😛

yourusername: fuck off norris he’s mine

landonorris: he was mine first🤓

yourusername: aktshually idc🤓☝️

carlossainz55: guys there’s enough of me to go around 😁

username: lando and y/n are friendship goals idc😭😭

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #carlos sainz smau #carlos sainz social media au #carlos sainz scenarios #carlos sainz x reader #carlos sainz imagine

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hoesformatt · 5 months

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CODE RED

matt smut, don’t play in my face because i will play in your ass.

sub!matt • hooters worker!poc!reader (i’m black so, if you mad you can lick my pussy all the way to my ass, idgaf but my shit is meant for everyone unlike some of y’all, it’s just poc friendly)

contains: pet names (use of mommy), hand-jobs, blow-jobs, heavy petting, no use of y/n

word count: 1.1k

“Ok so I’m Kelsey, just here to seat you but you’re server will be… Holy shit you scared me.”

I came around the corner to the booth where triplets sat at and Kelsey introduced me.

“This is the thickest bitch in the joint so don’t be shy—” I pushed her away from the booth and she laughed before asking me for the cleaning bottle and cloth she left on the tables.

I stretched across the table feeling my boobs about to pop out of my shirt for a second before pulling back and giving it to Kelsey and she left.

The brunette with tattoos was already staring down at my breasts and when he saw me looking straight at him and he faced the other way.

“So what are our names and orders today” I took out my notepad and pen then they told me their orders and their names, “I’m Nick, that’s Chris and that’s Matt.”

Matt’s face was turning red pushing his hair out of his face, that had mixed emotions written on it. I left their table marching towards the kitchen giving the order to the cooks when Kelsey came up behind me and slapped my ass “What’s up with your table poundcake”

Poundcake was my hooters name or my ‘porn’ name my co-workers and friends gave to me because I’m so thick that I could get any guy to ‘pound my cake’.

“I think i’ve got a code red with the one with tattoos”

“The red haired one or the brunette one?”

“The brunette one obviously, the red haired one is gay”

“Figures, get their drinks and check up with him again”

I took their drinks from the front of the bar, they got the generic Dr. Pepper, Pepsi and Fanta, sauntering to the triplets stand bending down to give them each their soda.

I moved back to see their satisfied faces them back to Matt who still was a bit flustered. I crouched down beside him as he was on the end of booth, and I just stared straight at him.

He shifted in his seat without ease beginning to pick up the pace of breath and turning pink again.

“Can you come with me?” I asked him quietly

“Oh why, is there a problem?” He friskily answered

“Just come” I grabbed his shirt as he got up from his seat covering his crotch with his hands following me to a black door that was written ‘red room’ beside the ‘employee only’ door.

Entering through the door I lead him to the couch in the dimmed room.

KELSEY

I watched shaking my head, laughing as the brunette boy was lead in the red room. I went to go wait the table as I asked them how everything was going. “Yeah everything is great but where did Matt go with her” Nick inquired

“He was taken into the red room. Do you guys want re-fills?”

“Yes please, but what the actual fuck is a fucking red room, if I may ask” Chris opened his phone typing up, God knows what then reading off a google search.

“A red room is a term for a room specific hooters joint have for men referred as ‘code red’. To be classified is a code red you may look uncomfortable, distressed, anxious, nervous horny or extremely red. Code red men may receive ‘relief’.” He announced with quotations with his last few words.

“What does ‘relief’ mean” Nick asked with a mixed amused and alarmed expression.

“20 year-old man doesn’t know what ‘relief’ means” I did and hand-job signal and the boys at the just ‘ew’ed and groaned excessively.

“Good news for you guys she isn’t one of the girls at the joint that actually does code red acts. So he’s probably in there just chilling out, he’ll be back in the booths by the time the food is here.”

YOU

My hot breath was on his neck as I palmed his hardness still creating a tent in his pants. His whimpers were weak and pathetic but music to my ears, making me wetter by the second.

“Please touch me mommy, I need you so bad”

I gazed at his handsome face, eyes full of lust and his lips that is at pink as his tip. I creeped my hands under his pants and into his boxers feeling for his shaft.

Applying my thumb onto his already coated tip, he was signalling for me to start working on him. I took my hand out fully yanking off his sweats and boxers with them, licking my hand before I touched him.

Teasing his was entertaining all he could do was bitch and squirm in need for touch. “Mommy please, I’m begging please touch me”

“Are you going to be a good boy for me?”

“Yes mommy, I’ll be a good boy, just touch me”

I agreed with him as I slid my hands up and down on his throbbing length, earning some whimpers while he was trying to fuck my fists. I got on my knees in-front of him fully removing my hand from his dick before I lick the slit of his tip working my way down to the bottom of his shaft sticking my tongue out and dragging it around the length and sucking on him.

“Ohh— my fuck, mommy just like that” I hollowed my cheeks on him as his moans echoed off the walls of the room. He held my curls in his hand pushing ny head down and I gagged on his cock. He then realised his mistake as my lips popped off his dick, “I’m sorry mommy it just felt so good I-I-I couldn’t help myself, I’m s-sorr—”

I slap his face before he could say finish saying anything and loud whine escaped his lips “Now you’re misbehaving and being a fucking bitch aren’t you?”

“I’m sorry mommy I didn’t mean it please let me cum—” I slap him once again as he was making me inpatient.

“I will let you cum, only if I don’t hear a squeal, moan or whimper even leaves your mouth. I’m leaving” I nods in a agreement as I go back to what I was doing before.

Matt’s legs began to tremble whilst I just begun to suck his dick again, twisting my head and using my hands near the bottom of his length I can’t completely suck. He bit his lip fighting the urge to whimper.

I looking back up at him, Matt is struggling to keep his beautiful sounds in, his face glowing in embarrassment. Head falling back, bucking up his hips with watered eyes and his breath was hot.

“Mommy i’m cumming” Warm sticky liquid was streaming out his tip, covering his stomach along with his whole body trembling, pleasure over taking his body. “Thank you mommy, you make m-me feel s-so good”.

I licked the remains off his stomach and tip before cleaning off my lips.

my masterlist

this one is alot more longer SO EAT CHILDREN TF, and I hoped the freaks like it MWAH. stay super freaky, have great vagina, I LOVE Y’ALL

tags: @lunariaxzz @thesturniolos @angelic-sturniolos111 @littlebookworm803 @miguelsangel

#matt sturniolo smut #matt sturniolo #smut #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo smut #fan fiction #fics #sturniolo triplets #nick sturniolo #fan fic #sturniolo x reader #matthew sturniolo

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tazzertopia · 9 months

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phantom troupe negative traits/habits hcs

*i’m aware that being thieves and murderers are already pretty negative traits but this is more related to their personality 😊😊😊

chrollo

-unintentionally can sound super sarcastic and condescending

-like if he’s explaining something the cadence of his voice might sound like he’s mocking you, when in reality he just sounds like that

-if you’re in a pissy mood and he’ll ask what’s wrong it kinda sounds sarcastic ?????

-he’ll see you crying and be like:

“are you okay? what’s up?”

and you’ll kinda just be like 🤨🤨🤨 i’m literally crying ???????? what do you MEAN “what’s up?”

-he’ll apologise for sounding sarcastic but he was genuinely asking

-the troupe knows that’s just how he sounds but anyone who doesn’t know him that well just thinks he’s being a prick

shalnark

-literally has zero social awareness

-considering he sees other people as toys, he doesn’t give a single fuck about randos in public

-he’s the type to have a loud conversation on speakerphone on a busy, crowded train filled to the brim with tired people who just got off their 9-5 and want to go home 💔

“hello? yeah, of course i can talk! so today i was-“

“SHUT THE FUCK UP”

“…..anyways so-“

-is always confused as to why people are glaring at him but like i said, he really couldn’t give one

-he also probably sees someone who’s about to doze off or looks visibly irritated and will make it his mission to piss them off as much as possible and strike up a conversation with them

phinks

-extremely sore loser

-if you’re playing a game with him (like mario kart) and he’s about to lose, he will walk away right then and there and quit

-will claim the game is rigged and that’s why he was about to lose (if he wins, he will rub it in and tell you to just improve at the game)

-the troupe audibly groans whenever he asks to join in when they play video games

-one time he unplugged the tv when he lost a game against feitan and shalnark (if he doesn’t win, NOBODY gets to win)

-will claim the other person cheated if he loses

“COME ON!! SHALNARK PROBABLY HACKED THE GAME OR SOMETHING, MAKING ME LOSE!”

“…have you ever considered that maybe you just suck at the game?”

*throws remote at tv*

-just let him win if you want to have a easy breezy life

uvogin

-absolutely zero volume control

-he’s loud in public, but he’s completely unaware how loud he’s being

-this also makes him the worst person to tell secrets to

*pspspspswhisperwhisperwhisper*

“YOU THINK HIS HAIRLINE LOOKS LIKE THE MCDONALDS SYMBOL?”

everyone is staring. the man with the weird hairline you tried to whisper to uvo about is staring. you are extremely embarrassed. you want the ground to swallow you whole.

-to add insult to injury, he also points.

-because of this, it’s super easy to tell when he’s talking about you because he will yell AND point

-he doesn’t gaf who hears

shizuku

-the most brutally honest person you’ll ever meet

-doesn’t sugarcoat anything

-it’s not like she wants to hurt your feelings, but she just doesn’t see the point in beating around the bush or lying

-if she thinks you look fat in something, she’ll tell you. if she thinks you don’t suit a certain colour, she’ll tell you. if she thinks your cooking tastes like actual dookie left out to cook in the desert sun, she will not hesitate to tell you.

-she also will not apologise if she hurts your feelings

-“why do i need to apologise for being honest?”

-she is winning the idgaf war 100%

-will probably forget what she said as well, which makes it worse

feitan

-rather than ask to borrow something of yours like a normal person, he will steal it and then proceed to gaslight you when you confront him about it

-makes sense for him due to his ‘thieves take what they want’ mentality

-will have you convinced that your memory is patchy

“feitan where the fuck are are my scissors?”

“beats me.”

“i know you took them.”

“did not.”

“they were on the counter like five minutes ago and you’re the only one in here”

“no they weren’t.”

-this will carry on until you admit you were wrong for accusing him, or you just drop it

-occasionally he will start drama with the other troupe members by stealing their shit (usually phinks) and making it seem like someone else did it

nobunaga

-quite possibly the most indecisive man you’ll ever meet

-you’d much rather prefer to get sentenced to eternal torture at guantanamo bay than have to ask nobunaga what restaurant he wants to go to later tonight

-“my mind will be made up by tonight, i swear!”

-it wasn’t.

-he’s one of those annoying indecisive people who will insist that you choose, but will get mad if you don’t choose the option he secretly sorta preferred

“i can’t decide between place a or b, you choose!”

“place b”

“really? place a looks much more classy”

“THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK PLACE A?!”

-you’re convinced he’s only acting like this to piss you off, but he’s just like that

-in the end, you have to force him to flip a coin or else he wouldn’t get anywhere decision-wise

pakunoda

-she often gets lost in thought and zones out, which results in her unintentionally staring at people for a little too long

-because of her stern resting face (or rbf), it usually comes across as her glaring at you, which feels a lil uneasy, especially if you’re not close with her

-she will apologise profusely when she comes to, but before she does she will just be looking at you like

👁️_👁️

-as well as this, she will sometimes try and touch you to purposefully see your memories if she’s a bit suspicious of you for whatever reason

-if she thinks you’re lying about something for example, she will intrude your thoughts

-she’s not a particularly touchy-feely person so it’s quite amusing to see her try and touch you for seemingly no reason out of the blue

-a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do 🤷‍♀️

machi

-despite being one of the more upfront and mature members of the troupe, she’s also the worst one for holding grudges

-like she will hold a grudge for literal ages

-there are many she’s had for so long that she can’t even remember why she was mad in the first place

-at this point it’s more about keeping a streak than actually being mad

-best case scenario is that she forgets about it altogether or else best believe she will NOT be forgiving you. ever.

-she’s still pissed at the old guy who stepped on her toes by accident two years ago. and the waiter who tripped and dropped the tray on her eight months ago. or the questionable comment hisoka made last week.

-talks about getting vengeance on those she holds grudges against but can’t even remember who they are or what they did

“i swear i will find them, wherever they are, so they will get what’s coming to them.”

“that’s nice and all, but WHO are they and what did they do?”

“….. it’ll come to me soon hold on..”

-feels incomplete without holding a grudge against someone

franklin

-his big ass does NOT look where he’s walking and will bump into anything and anyone

-don’t expect him to apologise tho

-“apologise? maybe you should watch where you’re going.”

-don’t even try to fight him on this

-doesn’t see it as his duty to move out the way, but the duty of those around him

-the absolute NERVE

-the only reason why no one confronts him about it is because he’s tall and big as hell

-don’t die for getting bumped into

bonolenov

-one thing about him is that when he’s mad, he’ll give people the SILENT treatment

-heavy on silent

-could go for centuries if he wanted to

-and trust he’s a pro at keeping it up

-he doesn’t gaf if you’re in danger, he’ll keep on giving you the cold shoulder

-he won’t stop because he feels bad, but because he just can’t be bothered to keep ignoring you

-he will randomly just start talking to you again one day and will act confused if you question why he’s taking to you again after so long

-he won’t apologise for it tho 💯

kortopi

-his minuscule ass is always stepping on everyone’s trotters

-honestly sometimes he does it out of spite and will give look at you like 👁️ if you confront him

-there’s not much to say about him except he will sometimes accidentally sometimes not step on your feet

i fear i’m missing more members but irdgaf rn so enjoy !!!!! also these are fun to write to pls pls pls give me suggestions xoxoxo

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odinsblog · 5 months

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So here is the long and short of it:

Google used (uses) geofencing data, location data that undeniably shows where you and your phone have been.

Google sells this data to data brokers and advertisers, whether you like it or not. And yeah, it wouldn’t surprise me if Apple also did/does this, but if they do, Tim Cook has done a yeoman’s job of keeping it secret.

Google also hands out your location data to police departments (and governmental agencies led by conservative, anti-abortion Republicans, but I’m sure that’s unimportant, right?).

Now—and here’s the crux of the matter—just as the government was using Google’s location data to prosecute January 6th rioters, Google has had a sudden change of heart and will effectively limit their ability to remotely store your GPS information on their servers (which means it will mostly only be available locally on your Android phone’s hard drive, thus making it significantly harder - not completely impossible - for Google to give the police access to bulk location data, even if presented with a search warrant).

The bottom line is, it was always wrong for Google to collect and then sell their “reverse location search data” to advertisers, data miners, the police and the government. The germane question is, why now? Why has Google suddenly found Jesus, so to speak, and decided that customers privacy rights are sacrosanct, just as the U.S. government is using that data to prosecute Trump sycophants who wanted to overthrow the election?

SN: I think the whole green bubble vs. blue bubble argument is a stupid made up problem by whiny people who don’t have enough real problems in life (if you disagree then please go make your own post), and Idgaf if you’re an Android or an iPhone user. If you’re happy with your phone, that’s all that matters — but our privacy rights constantly being violated isn’t trivial, that’s actually very important. And Google suddenly deciding that now is the best time for them to end their practice of ratting people out seems highly sus.

👉🏿 https://www.emptywheel.net/2023/11/25/the-maga-tourist-geofence-and-the-violent-confederate-flag-toting-geofence/

👉🏿 https://www.forbes.com/sites/cyrusfarivar/2023/12/14/google-just-killed-geofence-warrants-police-location-data/

#politics #google #location data #privacy rights #surveillance state #geofencing #reverse location searches #andriod #android phones #j6 #j6 insurrection

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prince-kallisto · 6 months

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Thank you to @snakevsnis for showing me this 🥲💞💞💞💞💖🐦‍⬛ Apparently Crowley’s room can be bought in the guest room through Crowley coins. I’m assuming this is for the new unified exam in JP.

NSBDBDHDJSJDJXJFBDBXHDJSD ROLLING SCREAMING KICKING MY LEGS BITING MY CAGE SJDJXHDBDDBD SHSBSBSHAHAHAH

LOOK AT IT JUST LOOKING AT IT. THEY EVEN GAVE HIM A COAT HANGER WITH A GOLDEN RAVEN THAT EVEN LOOKS LIKE ITS WEARING A BLACK MASK IM- IT HAS A LITTLE TOP HAT PLEASEEEEEEE (totally not cooking up a theory over the STUPID COAT HANGER)

THE PINK FLAME CANDELABRA?? A PLUSH THRONE AS HIS OFFICE CHAIR??? LITERALLY SO EXTRA AND FOR WHAT❗️❗️❗️❗️

ANXBJXJDBDD I NEED THIS ROKM SO BADLY. IDGAF ABOUT ANY OTHER FURNITURE FOR GUEST ROOM ANYMORE THIS IS ALL I WANT AND NEED. HKSJXNDDBD HELPPPP

If any of y’all play on the jp server and there’s more furniture, please send a screenshot or something 👉👈 I’m just relying on random images I find online and thing friends send me 🥲 (edit: please I beg to know if there’s more 😭)

(👉👈I hope this is a sign that one day the teachers will be available in the guest room. Will invite Crowley to my guest room on loop. Will tap his vigorously for his guest lines. He is trapped there I’m sorry)

ISNT IT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE THAT CROWLEY’S OFFICE BECOMES AVAILABLE DURING THE SAME MONTH THAT THE NEW BOOK 7 UPDATE IS COMING- (*gets obliterated*)

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst theory #dire crowley #twst dire crowley #twst jp #twst Crowley #kallistopost

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frankenjoly · 1 year

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no but srsly I think Uraume would be like "oh yeah he can be sweet... to me, if he slaughters ppl idgaf, in fact I'm gonna cook them for him"

instead of "taming" Sukuna I bet it's the other way around, Sukuna enables the feral part of Uraume, and they're thriving

#sukume #uraume #ryomen sukuna #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #clau stuff #rambling #headcanons #I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

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laysdimplesareillegal · 4 months

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I’m your mom, here’s my first impression of your boy you brought home mx

Shownu

Looks like he would give good hugs if he wasn’t abhorrently disgusted by physical touch. He doesn’t make much sense when he talks but at least he’s content. And if that makes you happy that makes me happy😊good choice honey

Wonho

…I’m looking into you through him and seeing the trauma you retained to feel the need to date a man this big. I’m also wondering why is he so big. But he seems very sincere. I think I’d need to get to know him a bit more before I can approve of him dating my daughter🤔

Minhyuk

Wowza this man likes to talk, good thing he can lead a convo because I can’t, but are you sure you’re ready to adopt another pet? He gives cant cook energy😕we’ll see if he steps up with the gf effect

Kihyun

I’m a little afraid tbh sweetheart. I didn’t raise a dumb daughter but I hope you’re ready to lose every argument, he doesn’t seem like he admits when he’s wrong. He covers it very poorly with a poster son facade.🫣 looks like he’ll have cute kids

Hyungwon

Hmm… does he really even want to date you..? I love you sweetie but he hasn’t said a word and it’s been 3 hours.. I would prefer you have a bf who wants to interact with you but he’s very attractive and I’m all for you having jealous groupies so🤗

Jooheon

..does he perpetually talk in baby talk? You know the rules honey *points to house rules* he get two passes then I reserve the right to kick him out of the house.. But bring him for game night with the neighbors we hate!😃

Changkyun

The idgaf poker face is pretty intimidating, but tell him to watch himself before I wipe that smirk off his face. You know your mom won’t tolerate narcissists😤I trust you can whip him into shape

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here222lurk · 1 year

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Toji Fushiguro Vs. The Plushies

Will Toji win the IDGAF war?

Part 2

Warnings: 18+ only, fem!reader, fingering, tit worship, sex, breeding, and this is my first fic in a hot second (8 years)

3 months have passed since you put a label on your relationship. It's been 3 months since Toji started introducing you as his girlfriend, but you still feel giddy every time. You spend your weekends together sometimes in his apartment, but most times outside trying to see the city in a new lens that only you two share. It feels like the right thing to do after having endured the work week.

But today, you decided to cook for him in your apartment. You saw this pasta recipe on TikTok that you think he’d like so you decided to make it for him today.

The night before, he made sure to ask if you had all the ingredients you needed on hand, knowing damn well a minor inconvenience can send you spiraling. He made sure to pass by the weekend market to get fresh pasta and tomatoes on the way to your place.

Toji was eager to help and even volunteered to be your sous chef. You weren’t too excited about this. You never really liked when other people were in your way in the kitchen, but to your surprise, he was actually not bad in the kitchen. He knows how to hold a knife and clean as he goes.

It was nice seeing him harvesting herbs by your kitchen window while you prepare the garlic bread. He’s focused and looking so pensive hunched over a pot of basil, the warm sun shining over his face. He just looked so… beautiful wearing the same skin tight black shirt that hugs his chest in a way that’ll never fail to make your heart beat harder than usual.

“Hey y/n eyes up here,” walking towards you.

You snapped out of the trance he put you in and blushed, “I’m sorry! It’s hard to concentrate when there’s a giant whore hunkered over my herb garden.”

You both laughed at how absurd your brain fart reply was.

“What?! I’m not…” he paused, “Well maybe for you I am,” he replied while flashing the cheekiest smile you’ve ever seen.

“Yeah? Prove it.”

“Oh I will,” you feel him hugging you from behind with his hard dick pressed against you.

“After lunch maybe? I’m starving….”

“Yes, chef!” he says sardonically.

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“That was really good. Thank you,” Toji says while he trails to the kitchen holding used plates and utensils.

“Don’t start bullshitting me” You stay seated at the dining table but your gaze follows him.

“I’m not! Oh how can I ever repay you, my culinary princess?”

“Simple. 25 bucks for the pasta plus 5 for the bread.”

“That’s too much for me, you brat… Will this do?” his voice gets more audible as he walks back to you.

You feel him guiding your shoulders to make you face him. Toji towers over you on your left side. The impression of his hard dick clearly visible underneath his pants.

You feel your cheeks getting hotter, but try to play it cool looking displeased “Maaaybe…”

“Then let’s find out,” Toji holds your hand as you head towards your bed.

Your room is a bit messy with your office clothes still on your mattress from all those nights you came home from work feeling too tired to grab a clean shirt to sleep in. You push them off the bed, careful not to send your plushies plummeting to their death along with your clothes. You managed to save them all except for a fluffy pink cow plushie.

The crystal ball you hanged on your window catches the bright afternoon sun and illuminates specks of color around your room. You sit on your bed watching the specks move slowly on Toji as he undresses. You’re unsure if you’ve seen a view prettier than this. He takes his shirt off first, revealing the familiar scars on his body. His pants follow, falling to the floor.

“What’s the matter? Hmm?” he whispers onto your neck. Feeling his warm breath sends a shiver down your spine. He kisses you softly behind your ear, his hand making its way inside your underwear.

His fingers feel cold against your clit. You push your thighs together as a reflex.

“If you’re not gonna talk to me can you at least keep this warm for me?” you feel his finger sliding further into your folds. You stifle a moan trying to come up with a reply to humble his smug ass but you lose to his gentle touch and his quickening pace. His movement is encouraged by your wetness. Two fingers begin to slide inside, stretching your entrance. He rests his fingers in the spot you like best and glides over it repeatedly. You feel yourself tightening around his fingers

Tojiiii

You like that, brat?

Mmmmh

He pulls you in for a kiss and you reach for his dick. Starting your grip from his base to his tip. You feel him already wet with pre-cum and it makes you smile.

“Already?” you tease.

He begins to undo your buttons and take off your bra. Exposing your chest he palms your hard nipples. “Already?” he teases back. He looks so smug the scar on his lip inches upward.

“Asshole,” you mutter.

“I’ve been wanting to do this since I saw you in that apron” Toji is a boob guy degenerate who heads straight to lick around your nipples. You feel your nub get harder as he wraps his mouth around your left nipple to suck on it. He sucks harder and harder and the volume of your moans follow suit.

His idle hand alternates between rubbing your right nipple and pawing on your boob. He groans as he buries his face into your flesh. You can feel his dick grinding on your bare thigh unsure when you took your bottoms off.

The two of you close the distance between each other. You make out like it’s your last and he opens your legs up for him to hold your knees in place. He moans while putting the tip of his penis in and stays there, waiting for you to settle. You grow impatient and scoot your hips to push him further inside. He meets your pace and pretty soon the room is filled with the sound of you and Toji.

His crotch lands on your clit with every grind, making you wetter than you already are. You're too occupied with pleasure that the only coherent thing you could say is “Please.”

You feel his square jaw touch your neck as he starts moaning in your ear. “You look so fucking hot when youre begging for my dick, my princess” he whispers in your ear. And you’re done for. You feel yourself cumming around his hard dick. Your pussy twitching, trying to milk his dick for everything he has. “‘M cumminggg,” as your nails dig into his shoulders. You let yourself loose grinding against him.

Your legs feel like mush but your core keeps its tight grip around him. Toji pumps into you at a faster, frenzied pace. He looks so desperate for relief it’s adorable. He stares at you wondering how you’re the same person who used to find him so insufferable before. Your usually uptight face is replaced with a lewd look that tears him up inside. You find yourself close to cumming again. But before you could share this with Toji, you hear him say “Be my cumslut, baby.” You feel him shooting warm squirts of his thick cum inside you as you pulsate around him. It feels unreal cumming at the same time. It makes you wish you weren’t wearing an implant so he can ruin your life plans and give Megumi a sibling.

He gets his weight off of you and you start to notice the sun beaming across your bedroom, giving the space an orange tone. You didn’t realize how late in the afternoon it already is.

Your head rests on Toji’s chest as he wraps his arm around you. You watch him breathe heavily as he comes down from rearranging your guts. It’s getting a bit toasty in your pile of limbs, but it feels nice in the February chill. You stay like this, just quiet for a minute before you feel your eyelids get heavier and heavier. The last thing you remember is him kissing your forehead whispering “I love you, y/n” so quietly that you’re not sure if what you heard was a dream or not. You drift off to sleep.

You wake up suddenly feeling like you were falling from a cliff for a second, but you were caught by Toji’s big arms reminding you that you’re safe and he’s here. You wrap your arm around him, pulling him closer. His hand is placed on your back tracing soft random lines that comfort you for whatever reason.

“Babe? Can I ask you something?” Toji asks you in a low voice.

“Yeah sure. Always.” You prop yourself up to face him instinctively tilting your head ever so slightly to the side.

He cups your cheek and looks you in the eyes. “How many of these bed hogging plushies are from your dumbass ex?”

You laugh but this question took you aback a bit since you haven’t really decluttered recently. It’s not like the old stuff you received from past relationships still means anything. They just kind of faded in the background and you never really gave them a second thought.

You point to 4 out of 7 plushies on your bed and count simultaneously. “So, four. Oh and that cow on the floor.” Answering made you feel a little embarrassed not realizing how much of the plushies you own came from previous partners. You and Toji only started dating officially only a few months ago. Making him feel uncomfortable is not in the list of things you want to do.

He follows your index finger and studies the plushies. “Are you into the super soft ones or fluffy ones?” he asks.

“Hm… I have no preference, really… Just anything that you think I’ll like is great.”

So the next time you meet Toji in the train station, he’ll be picking you up from work and you’ll see a soft green unit big enough to be your pillow. It’s a lot to hold but it looks small when Toji carries it by his side.

“No way. Is this for me?”

“It’s for my side chick actually.”

You give him a side eye. One pout and he back tracks in record time.

“It’s for my favorite brat, obviously.” he hands the frog plushie to you and gives you a tender kiss.

You bury your face in the soft plush and it instantly reminds you of the stuffed toy that never left your side when you were a kid. It smells just like Toji.

“Oh he’s so grumpy,” you can’t help but let out a high pitched adoration for the frog.

His brows furrow upwards, “You don’t like it?”

“He’s perfect. He looks just like you,” you reply, tears forming in your eyes. “I’ll never sleep without Jiji again,” you named the frog.

“Oh you better.” he smirks.

The frog plushie in question

Part 2 soon????

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moreofem · 2 years

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I haven’t watched The Bear yet so I could be very wrong but Carmy seems like the type to like it when you talk back to him just a bit like it would grate his nerves but when you push he can push back until idk he ends up bending you over like “if you wanted me so bad you could have just said so” and I….I’m blaming you for making me thirst but goddamn I’m real excited to see the hype for real! 😌

OH YEAH

Naauurrr because I will inflict the Carmy thirst on everyone idgaf 🤪🤪

There's a lot of pushing and screaming until the breaking point in this show, and Carmy definitely participates in that looolll. And since he's the 1st chef and he gives out orders, he's always pushing to see how long someone will defy his authority. And you being a stubborn little shit, you just like riling him up

It all started in the morning, with you refusing to do the vegetable prep because you were too busy doing sauce prep. Carmy had already annoyed you beforehand, waking you up at 2 am because of his insomnia, so now you wanted to make him pay

"Ok then Chef, do a double prep!"

"Carmen you can clearly see that I can't do double prep right now!"

"Oh my god, just say Yes Chef, chef.?"

"Chef. I'm sorry, but I can't fucking double prep, Chef."

"Chef; stop giving me an attitude. We all have fucking work to do. Tina is doing a double prep too so I don't know why the fuck you can't do double prep!"

"Carmen just shut the fuck up and let me do my thing! Damm!"

Both of you go at it, all while cooking and prepping, until Sydney comes in to calm the whole situation down.

"I told y'all it wasn't a good idea to have an almost married couple in the kitchen, but of course, no one is gonna listen to good old Richie uh?"

You and your boyfriend groaned and said in unison: "fuck off Richie"

Later in the day, Carmen calls you in his office for a meeting, clearly annoyed with your antics. When you come in, you're greeted with the delicious sight of Carmy spread out on the chair, his fingers running across his thighs and through his hair.

"Babe. You know I'm busy, what's u-"

"Really, y/n, for the sake of all of us, stop trying to question everything I ask you to do. It completely breaks the dynamic of the day! You're here, giving me-"

"Oh fuck off Carmen! You knew damn well I couldn't double prep this morning! Those sauces take forever and I need to watch the temperature the whole time!Because the thing is, if I double prep, then I can't properly focus on the sauce, and if I dont then I ruin the sauce, and then, you're fucking rude to me cause *Oh my god chef, start over.*; like it wasn't the thing I was about to fucking do!"

Your voice pitched high, and your chest was heaving, and if he was being completely honest, Carmy's brain stopped working and he was thinking with his dick, which was straining against his jeans at the most inconvenient of times.

“Baby…”

“No no no Carmy, don’t baby me. You and your huge ego can go fuck each other because you don’t follow the rules of *no screaming* at me in the kitchen! You don’t! You just prance around cause you’re the owner of the place and you don’t have any consideration for anyone else than you and your dick and you seriously need to back off cause you’re embarr-“

He slowly got up, stalking you down and back you against the table.

“What else baby? Tell me more…”

You scoffed

“Oh you fucker. You’re getting one outta this huh? You dirty fuck! I’m trying to have a serious-

“More or so rambling, not very serious”

“A SERIOUS conversation with you, and you just wanna get your dick sucked!”

“Bae. Baby. Love of my life. I know that if I put my hands down your pants, you’d be fucking wet too. I know you get a ride outta this too, so don’t try me.”

His tattooed hand grabbed your neck, and a devilish grin formed on his face.

“Carmy… baby, we don’t have time for th-“

“Shhh, lemme make you feel good, ‘kay?”

You nodded sheepishly, biting your lip. He turned you around, so that your ass was against his hips.

“Fuck.. you drive me crazy Carmy…”

He kissed your neck, pulled your pants down, and took his dick out. He swiped the tip against your pussy, grinning when your juices were already glistening.

“Huh. You’re so wet, just like I thought. If you wanted me so bad you could’ve just said so… now try to be quiet baby cause I’m about to rock your shit…”

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EHEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH😈😈😈

#carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #carmen berzatto smut #carmen berzatto concepts #carmen berzatto x reader #amalia 🥺🤎#thots 😈#asks

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omg don't do all of these but i have like a billion faves in the game so::: do u have any headcanons for von kaiser, disco kid, great tiger, don flamenco, bald bull, soda popinski, or super macho man ?? LONG ASS LIST u can choose just one idgaf but i would love to hear about it :3 🩷

I WANNA DO ALL OF THEM NGL!

(Also having a billion faves is so so real)

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Ngl half of these are my favs so this will be really fun. Here are some I can think off:

Von kaiser:

-Since he is a little old for boxing he is thinking of jobs to do alongside being a boxing teacher. Him and king hippo have like little dad meeting about it and try to find the best job for kaiser

-In his prime I imagine he was in the major circuit and has befriended bear hugger (he already knows hondo from hondo's minor circuit days!)

-Loves watching movies to death (will never watch them around anyone tho) his fav genre is probably romcoms .

Disco kid:

-collects Barbies and has the most AMAZING dream house ( plays like little girls with Heike meaning stuff like Ken and Barbie divorce)

-has his whole garage as just a dance studio for him and his dance squad: like full on working disco ball, lights big ass stereo ect ect

-plays bingo with old ladies and then Goes to church with em (THANK YOU CAMI FOR FOR THIS ONE)

Great tiger:

(I have done so many tiger ones but I will do more)

-world's worst cook will blow up the kitchen and has gained a love for his local restaurants because of it!

-hondo took him to Japan he found ddr and that's all he did for a solid week (dw just him not clones)

Hondo is still better then him

-his bed is FULL of plushies and stuffed toys (60% are Tigers) his favourite tiger plush Sleeps right in the middle when he is at work

Don flamenco:

-is addicted to wearing those dad floral shirts you look in his closet and there is at least 15

-goes to THE MOST expensive spa place he likes twice a week (it’s MANDATORY no questions not exceptions)

-definitely vague posts about ppl online

Bald Bull:

-has a lot of creating pastimes as he is low-key scared the press can find stuff out about him from his phone (he not that wrong tbf)

–referencing the last one has gotten really good at clay models and makes little sets (for example a barn with bulls and cows)

-found out that vhs tapes can’t be tracked so watches various shows on those!

Soda popinski:

(OMG I HAVE ALMOST NONE FOR SODA WHAT? TRY MY BEST THO)

-a menace at table football no one has ever won again him

-definitely made bathroom supply potions as a kid (he still would don’t remind him that he can)

-makes the Russian soda company’s millions by existing that man is worth like what 100 mil?

Super Macho Man:

(My phone has his name autocorrected now lol)

-IRL LIVE STREAMER (don’t argue I’m right)

Does it on tik tok and is SOOO obnoxious sometimes definitely asks those dumb street questions

-can’t do basic maths like

“What’s 4 x 7”

Smm: “47”

And then would act as if he was right and start flexing (there is a reason he doesn’t manage his finances lol)

-on those fake reality tv shows so often and he wants to host his own for the wvba (foreshadowing a future post)

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I FINALLY FINISHED EM sorry I responded a bit late but here they are!! Thanks for the ask Buggy!!

(@oohbuggypie )

#punch out #punch out wii #great tiger #soda popinski #bald bull #super macho man #von kaiser #disco kid #don flamenco #punch out headcanons #THANKS BUGGY I HAD FUN!!

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fatimajpeg · 10 months

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i’m on team sukuna he can kill them all like my girl is gone and idgaf abt these talentless losers who are clamouring to get an ounce of her charisma & uniqueness. gege akutami r u really telling me you can cook up all these bullshit scenarios and backstories for bozo #15 but you couldn’t cook up smth for nobara? fuck you

#jjk liveblog

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proxythe · 6 days

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Whats your favourite thing about every sees member !!

ermagerd let me think… ummmmm. i’ve posted long ass posts before but this one feels especially long for some reason so i’m gonna crop it but. it’s hard to pick just one favorite thing about everyone but i tried my best 😭😭😭 press on ahead if u dare to read some of my sees yapping…

minato - this technically could go for kotone in the social links they share, but i’ll count it for him in the sense that he’s the original protagonist. the small ways minato shows he cares for others even when the game has just begun and his care for life can be seen as indifferent, he still goes out of his way to do such nice things for others. i’m mainly thinking about the old couple, where minato gets them something from the persimmon tree when he definitely, from character perspective not game perspective, didn’t have to

kotone - HER AGGRESSION !!!!!! her violent tendencies. her protectiveness over her female friends. i’ll bring this up everyday idgaf ..!!!!! i’ve gone on abt this too many times now so i won’t bore yall but … Violent kotone… if i had to pick something else then i’d say how joyous she is, or how joyous she fronts being

yukari - her selflessness … i’m not sure if this is so obvious that that’s why people don’t often point it out, but i love how in every instance of someone being injured in game, yukari is consistently immediately at their side. i would call it subtle in the way that you’d likely be so wrapped up in the plot u wouldn’t immediately notice, but when u notice it it’s like … god.. yukari… i love u..

junpei - when he’s vulnerable with the protag… i am inclined to goofy junpei 99.9% of the time, but i very much enjoy his serious moments. i like when he is open with the protagonists, mainly kotone, and puts his silly down … tbh i also love when he snaps at them in december(?) and is just completely raw n emotional for once…

fuuka - i think what first comes to mind is just how nice fuuka is to others. like natsuki, despite being unforgivably bullied by her (imo ts was unforgivable… but no shade natsuki). yet she’s very forgiving … and she’s very silly. i love fuukas determination to keep trying something even when she’s horrifically bad at it 😭

aigis - holyyyyyyyy i could go on forever abt aigis oh my word. i suppose ill shorten it to i love how much aigis values life … not even just her own, but every living thing she comes across. i could fkn cry thinking about the cat in her social link rn… not even just the cat either, but the old woman as well. aigis … GAHHH

mitsuru - when she speaks french. her attempt to look like a super genius despite already being one through speaking french is so funny to me. love when a typically serious character like her has quirks like that. especially ones like randomly speaking french sometimes

akihiko - i want to say both how smart he is (bc too many ppl think he’s dumb) & also how silly he is (bc i enjoy when he gets a little dumb) 😭 he’s my favorite character im tweaking out trying to pick just one thing LMFAOO ummm. his autism is my favorite thing… ummm

shinjiro - hrmmmmm i quite like how much he enjoys cooking as a hobby and the very obvious subversion it is to the kind of character he presents as under a first impression… & i love how he uses cooking/food as his own way to show he cares about everyone bc he’s too grumpy all the time to actually say anything

ken - him training alone in his room w a broom lmfaoo it’s a cute little thing... i know ken’s whole thing is that he wants to be seen as mature and an “adult”, so i just love when he gets to be a kid/does childish things. like yes plz act your age you deserve to be a child god damn ur just a baby. SMILE!! BE HAPPY!!

koromaru - hard to say with a guy who’s just a little dog. but i enjoy when he’s fighting that shadow by himself around the time he joins the team and it proves how determined n courageous he is … what a good little guy…

#ask #p3ask #i feel like i did akihiko dirty but i talk about him so much already

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notbadweird · 1 year

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Things I Want For Jiara S4 But Know I’m Not Getting🙃

Jealous Kiara, we’ve seen jealous JJ enough, let us see Kiara pull him into a kiss when some Touron is looking at her mans too much

JJ and Kie looking into a pretty view but JJ can’t keep his eyes off of the beautiful view in front of him…which is Kiara

JJ continuing to know when Kie is upset without her telling him, I don’t want that dynamic to suddenly change just because they’re in a relationship. He knew her perfectly before, don’t switch it up on us

MORE KISSES CLEARLY! AND CHEEK GRABS TOO…upper or lower idgaf just GRAB SOMETHING

Them having a deep talk and truly bonding over their problems with their parents, it needs to happen. They are the only ones with shitty parents in the group who are still alive and they need to talk about it with people who will understand

OFC JIARA SEX, SOMEONE NEEDED TO CLEAR THE AIR AND THAT SOMEONE IS ME. RESPECTFULLY LET IT BE ON JJ’S CHARTER BOAT

Kiara finally telling JJ to stay safe

JJ attempting to cook for Kie and fails but she comes and helps him and it turns into the most romantic date ever

JIARA MATCHING CLOTHES! OR SHARING CLOTHES! I FORGET THEY ALREADY HAVE A MATCHING SHARK TOOTH NECKLACE AND EARRINGS THING GOING ON BUT I NEED THEM TO TALK ABOUT MATCHING IN SOME WAY PLEASE

THEM STARING AND SMILING AT THE OTHER WHEN THEY AREN’T LOOKING

KIARA TAKING MORE POLAROIDS OF HIM AND HANGING THEM UP WHEREVER SHE IS LIVING NOW

JJ CUDDLING HER WHEN SHE IS SCARED DURING A MOVIE

We know Luke is coming back so we NEED KIARA PATCHING JJ UP IF HE GETS HURT AND KISSING HIS WOUNDS TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER PLEASE

Good morning/night texts or kisses. I’ll take either

THEM PLAYING WITH EACH OTHERS HAIR! IMAGINE JJ ATTEMPTING TO BRAID HER HAIR

AGAIN I SAY THEM PLAYFULLY DANCING WITH EACH OTHER. WE KNOW MADISON KNOWS HOW TO WORK HER HIPS, USE THAT ON JJ PLEASE

This would never happen but can we get one of the girls on their period so their lovers can bring them their favorite snacks and they just cuddle all day? JJ WOULD SO SPOIL KIARA DURING THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

JJ STANDING UP FOR KIE IN FRONT OF HER PARENTS AND THEY SEE HOW WRONG THEY ARE ABOUT HIM

TICKLE FIGHT

OF COURSE THEIR SURF TRIP

Kiara comforting JJ after a nightmare and vice versa

MORE PET NAMES PLEASE. BABE, BABY, HOTTIE, MAMA IDC JUST MORE PLEASE

NO SHOW HAS EVER DONE THIS BUT LIKE IT WOULD BE SO CUTE IF THEIR COUPLE NAME MADE A CAMEO. LIKE SARAH JUST TEASES KIE ABOUT IT AND SAYS JIARA AND KIE ENDS UP LIKING IT AND TELLS JJ AND HE LIKES IT TOO

GIVE ME THEIR FIRST OFFICIAL DATE IN A FLASHBACK PLEASE

Them getting mad but it ends in a heated kiss and they forget why they were ever even mad

JIARA GAME NIGHT! Let’s see them be competitive in something other than surfing

ANOTHER SPIN HUG

JJ CHECKING KIE OUT AND HE CATCHES HER AND VICE VERSA

JJ supporting Kie’s turtle loving dream. Like being their for the grand opening of her turtle habitat (if she actually used the gold money for that)

Kie not knowing what to wear for Midsummer’s so she calls JJ and puts on a fashion show for him over the phone or in person

Madison can sing so…CAN WE GET KIE SINGING JJ TO SLEEP AFTER A BAD DAY OR NIGHT. Or Kie singing to herself and she thinks she’s alone but she’s not and JJ hears and is mesmerized by her fucking voice

Can we give Jiara their own place to call their hideaway? John B had the church with Sarah, so why not give Jiara something too

If my time frame is correct s3 ends in the summer and JJ’s birthday is in June, personally we need a bday episode and I vote JJ cause if anyone needs a day to show how special they really are, it’s him. Kie would plan the full thing and it would be perfect

They talk about when they fell for each other

#jiara #jj maybank #kiara carrera #obx #outer banks #obx3 #obx s4 #rudy pankow #madison bailey #jj x kiara #kiara x jj #jj maybank x kiara carrera #kiara carrera x jj maybank #jiara outer banks #netflix #needs and wants #these are needs actually #lists

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burningtacozombie · 1 year

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random thoughts, episode 5x04 edition:

- Miguel reminding Soledad that her men fucked up by not informing her sooner, first I thought that hit was retaliation for Miguel taking out Alejandro in the bathroom but the little boy reminded me it was the cook house the club raided previously and the person he saw was Angel. had Miguel looked at me like that and given me candy, I would've spilled my guts to him too. wouldn't even have mattered if he lied about being with the police or not.

- Emily playing nice at home for a minute and not even Miguel bought it, lol. and the mother of that city hall clerk calling her out in the middle of the store was so unexpected that it made me laugh, she was so close to the door already. oh, did Sarah really say fuck that american accent? she sounded differently.

- Adelita did to that little girl what the cartel did to her as a child, killing the father right in front of her. also, she told angel about the day at the beach with her dad and now my speculation makes so much more sense that Clayton and Mav presumably filmed one of their last days on the show at a beach before they wrapped up. no idea if Carla was there too but Adelita's story made that puzzle piece fit in quite nicely.

- did Gilly seriously adopt a whole ass family and is playing house with them now? are he and whatshername an item now?

- I felt bad for Sofia when she tried to save Lobo and the club was just standing there, doing nothing. history repeats itself for her, first she couldn't save her kid and now they let that dude die. obviously they couldn't just call an ambulance and explain what happened but that doesn't make it easier for her. and then her dead child's father shows up on top of it...

- Lobo was a fucking idiot for entering garage in the first place. the sign saying "if you enter, you die" was not just for decoration, what did he think was gonna happen? but hey, no one liked him anyway, lol. yeah sure, he hated having a prospect tell him what to do but man, did that bite him in the ass.

- Guero should've been visible more, he needs an episode centered around him, idgaf what anyone says. Bottles has been front and center for two episodes, give him the same treatment. there's unfinished business with Diaz and I want him to finish it. well fuck, I fell for this guy so fast it's actually a little embarrassing, lmao.

- the Broken Saints, I like them. Johnny Panic putting EZ in his place with "my attention isn't free" and putting him to work, good for her. but who is really calling the shots in their club, who is "mother"?

- I can't wait for KJ's ghost to come back and haunt EZ and I hope he's not gonna get out of that one. Angel looked at him so fucking loud when Hank said there's a rat. also, wasn't EZ supposed to have a photographic memory or some shit, why does no one seem to remember that, not even the writers...

- Bottles is actually so sweet, he and Elio are amigos now. he reminds me a little of Steve though and hopefully he won't end up the same way...

- Nails is back and she's doing well. I wouldn't have needed to see her again but I'm glad she's doing well. are she and Hank getting together after all?

- they, the cast, talk about coming full circle so often that I'm beginning to think when, not if, EZ dies, Angel will leave the club (family beach scene) and Bishop will be sitting in the president chair as if the "Reyes era" never existed and shall never be spoken about ever again.

#danny pino #miguel galindo #andrew jacobs #guero #jd pardo #ez reyes #clayton cardenas #angel reyes #mayans mc #mayans fx

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