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i know i already did this with mafia!ghost but pornstar!gaz who's filming with you on set but something is a little off, and you fake your orgasm with him so well it tricks the cameras and everyone on set but not him. it's not the same, and he's confused on why you had to fake it with him of all people, the only actor who can consistently make you finish, and you nearly break down into tears in the dressing rooms over it (:
#i will write this#i just need to get these thots out#as a girly who... struggles#anyway#pornstar!gaz#gaz x reader#f!reader
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Cant stop thinking about the COD men interaction with a K-9 unit reader who copies their K-9 partners noises.
Everything from growling with the hound to whining or even having dog like mannerisms you know?
<first part is done it!!!!>
#male reader#cod imagine#cod headcanon#cod x male reader#cod#call of duty#task force 141#kyle gaz garrick#konig#simon “ghost” riley#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#könig#John “Soap” MacTavish#alejandro vargas#rodolfo “rudy” parra#gary roach sanderson#phillip graves#i will write this#x male reader#authors_notes#wip.txt
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the day i write my pre-bg3 astarion fic is the day you all will regret.
picture it: you've died of an epidemic sweeping through the city only a month after marrying one of the city's most influential magistrates. you're heralded as being the beauty of baldur's gate, and your widower will do anything to bring you back — like bringing your exhumed casket to cazador's palace in the middle of a stormy, summer night.
cazador assures your grieving love, yes, yes he can bring you back, of course. but there are unspoken conditions.
when you awake, you're hungry and you're cold and all you can see is the thrumming, fulfilling heat of a feast before you. you dine, you breathe, you ignore the sticky tang of blood that runs down your chin and chest. it is warm, after all.
love is best served alive.
astarion and the others do well to hide their winces. to cazador, it's better than any comedy he's ever seen: he's just had the beauty of baldur's gate fall into his grasp. now, you've gone and drained the life from the one person you've ever truly loved. no easier pawn has been played.
the horror of realizing you've reveled in your love's blood is a sound astarion thinks about often. and so, you're new in the ranks. perhaps it's pity that has astarion burdened. perhaps it's the remembrance of kindness. you haven't had that snuffed out of you quite yet.
you grieve. it cracks him wide open in private. you swear you'll never love again. astarion honors the oath. friends are forged and a hundred years winds away. you've become his one reprieve. as close to sunshine on his skin as he'll ever get again.
[ENTER BRAIN WORMS]
#listen i just want astarion's past to come back up and kiss him on the mouth#i will write this#AND YOU WILL RUUUUEEEE THE DAYYYYY#astarion#bg3 spoilers
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At some point I might write a little oneshot where my modern au Legend realises he sees the others as family then gets really scared and starts acting snappy because boi lost all his loved ones up until this point. Then eventually he breaks down sobbing in his brothers' arms and spills everything, and they give him the cuddles he needs
#tloz#lu#linked universe#modern au#tired rambles#lu legend#i will write this#just not now#i'm very tired
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Astarion and an Asexual Tav/Durge
Guys, I'm imagining Astarion's reaction when he finds out that he's dating a Tav/Durge Demisexual or part of the Asexual Spectrum, who doesn't care about sex and only did it in the first scene because Astarion "wanted it".
I think he was just going to laugh sterically until he realized that what he did didn't need to be done. He would accept his partner's hug and say: "hey, did you know that I don't want it either?".
Then after his personal quest he would turn around and say: "I feel better for this, but I want to know if you want it, darling.".
In the end Tav/Durge would do it to celebrate their next step in their relationship, but sex would always be the third option of the day.
Not to mention that he would be in shock like: "You had sex to please me? No Darling! You shouldn't do that!" Since he did this himself, it would be one learning from the other the limits of "pleasing one's partner".
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#astarion romance#I can't help but think about it#Astarion may be pan but he fits in just as well as demi coding#I will write this#astarion x tav#astarion x durge
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i absolutely do not feel like explaining the entire context of this whole bit for @heartsandsparksshipweek, i guess the domestic prompt. or together? or au?? i dunno. anyways.
from a TFA au fic i have yet to write, using @agatharights fantastic genderbent Sumdac and holoform Megatron bc i love these designs. Isabel has just been freed from several months of being kidnapped and even Megatron is having feelings about it. cue family cuddle pile
#this fic is. complex. ill write it someday i just. god i wish i were medicated yknow?#heartsandsparksshipweek#megadac#tfa#megatron#isaac sumdac#<- i mean. yknwo#i WILL WRITE THIS#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#this fic consumes my thoughts every few months and yet its so difficult to get it going
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I just saw a tik tok that said “what if Nancy was in love with Robin but didn’t realize and after Robin confesses she hesitates which Robin takes badly and she starts operation croissant” and now I’m like what if after Robin leaves Nancy travels through Europe to find the love of her life because she knows she’ll never find someone who she’ll love more
#i will write this#I can’t believe the power they have over me#nancy wheeler#robin buckley#ronance#stranger things#ronance brainrot#robin x nancy#nancy x robin#future fic#possible future fanfic
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Theo: "I don't hurt you."
Liam: "I know."
Theo: "No, you don't. I've tried to make it clear to you, but you won't see it. Something happened to me. The way I feel...about you...it's different. And no matter how hard you try to convince yourself it isn't, it's real."
Liam: "I think it is."
#buffy au#thiam#Theo as spike#Liam as buffy#vampire theo#slayer liam#I will write this#or anyone feel free to write this lmao#thiam au#thiam moodboard#theo raeken#liam dunbar
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Incubus Dabi with shy virgin reader. The reader and her friend wanted to summon a demon (mostly her friend and she got dragged into it) but when summoning Dabi the friend gets knocked out and so the reader has to take place of her to have sex with Dabi so he doesn't kill them both. And once the deed is done Dabis like fuck it your coming with me back and your gonna be my little pet
Now THIS!!!!! This is an idea. Omg, that sounds so hot! I actually opened a document already and copied your idea into it. Incubus Dabi? Why didn't I think of this...
#queen answers#incubus dabi#i will write this#dabi#bnha dabi#dabi my hero academia#mha dabi#touya todoroki#todoroki touya#dabi smut
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I’m at work and can’t fucking write properly right now!! But idea!! For a Fanfic!!
Sebastian rubbed tired eyes, despite the exhaustion clinging to his form she knew he had been awake. She only prayed he didn’t ask any questions. “What’s-”
“Stop.” She lifted a hand, taking a glance around as she pushed the glasses up her nose. “I will answer every and any question you’ve been wanting to ask since you viewed the pensieve with me in the restricted section.”
He frowned, arms crossing. “What’s the catch?”
“You have to not follow what you’re reading of Salazar’s book.”
He opened his mouth, to protest, her mind whispered and the words she didn’t want to say came spilling from her tongue.
“I know it promises a dark relic to remove the affects of any dark curses and spells, but using it will cost you both Anne, Solomon, and even Ominis. The sacrifice isn’t worth it, because in the end - you fail.”
“How?”
“Not here, I don’t care about the questions, but not in the open. Like this, please.”
“Undercroft. Five minutes.”
Fuck! This will be written later!!! Ahhhh have a glimpse of the thing in my head
#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#hogwarts legacy fanfic#hogwarts oc#swearing#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow/reader#hogwarts legacy sebastian#i will write this#fuckkkk#work life
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a fic where mamori needs to pretend she's dating hiruma and hiruma playing the part a lil too good would've extend my lifespan for years
#i will write this#just wait#but if there's a fic out there with this plot pls lmk#hirumamo#eyeshield 21#hiruma yoichi#mamori anezaki#es21
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Good Omens headcanon:
Glitter was made by Hell (Crowley specifically) and is miracle proofed. Because similar to how glitter doesn't get removed in the washing machine because it's weirdly immune to the water, it can't be washed away by a heavenly miracle. HOWEVER it can be burned away by demonic miracles.
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens s2#crowley#aziracrow#I like to think that Crowley at one point was really pissed with Aziraphale and glitter bombed some of his clothes#they were arguing and Aziraphale had stopped speaking to him and was being ridiculous#glittering bombing would force Aziraphale to talk to Crowley and get him to do a demonic miracle to get rid of it#i will write this#someday
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Aegon and Aemond fic where Aegon is an omega and Aemond is an alpha but keeping with my angst and the trend which is Targaryen women having horrible and fatal pregnancies, Aegon loses the baby.
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An AU where Link and Zelda (who is Queen) are in their 40s dealing with a cantankerous, sassy, snarky ass Ganondorf in his 50s... They're negotiating and Zelda is being very *patient* with him to make up for how barbarically her father treated him and the Gerudo... But man, is he TESTING her. Ganondorf thinks it's funny as hell, though, and is letting his grudge slip back because she's actually giving the Gerudo the respect and resources they ask for.
Also, Ganondorf frequently challenges Link to sparring, who then later gets yelled at by a concerned Zelda who's helping soothe his strained back for sparing and flipping around like he's 20.
#so obsessed with this concept#FINALLY Queen Zelda#Idk where this au would go but I would fucking love it#loz#Link#Zelda#ganondorf#I Will write this
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thinking real hard about college au! hu tao being a pussy obsessed loser whose so desperate that she buys a pocket pussy to grind against because her pillow isn’t cutting it anymore
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Why does this woman not have a regal, silky white cat in her lap that she strokes slowly, whose eyes pierce through your soul like a double attack? But who is, at home, actually a completely crackhead chaotic baby who drives Khun Sam crazy? And the only one who can calm it at home is Mon. Why am I not writing this right this second?
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