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mishapen-dear · 10 months

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okay but elquackity did that SO CLEVERLY.

he made the festival seem harmless. told forever about the festival, but didn't describe it exactly. he floated it like it's an idea he's still coming up with, almost "disarming it." Normally when someone has a trap they have steps they want the victim to take to fall into it, and they're more likely to have it all planned out. by "not knowing" what the event will be yet, elquackity can also suggest that there is no plan, i.e no trap.

he added a distraction. he told forever he didn't want him to tell anyone about the wedding, drawing the suspicion towards quackity's sus actions (and leaving elquackity's plans unharmed if they get fussy about quackity and the wedding lmao)

i forgor. elquackity used quackity as a distraction because it wouldnt messs with his plans but. what ARE his plans? to kill the eggs? to become president? we already know that destroying the eggs won't help him. it's too risky. there's too many candidates and the players love the eggs too much. if his plan was to kill everyone so they would have to vote for him he'd be going after the players, not their eggs.

what if elquackity is, like the wedding thing, just a distraction? we know he's acting for us- he's pretending to be quackity even when other players aren't around. so why is he doing it so badly?

we know that he's smart- the interaction with forever just now proved it. but he misspelled richarlyson's name, and he ignored richarlyson almost entirely

this wouldn't be notable except after everyone pointed out that his coldness last stream was evidence that he is not, in fact, quackity, he kissed richarlyson's forehead when he met up with them earlier today. he knows that quackity cares for richarlyson, so why would this clever man not only fail to spell his name, but also avoid his signs

every player reads the egg signs

it's one of the most obvious things they do to show their love for the eggs

they pause in their conversations so they can include the eggs

they read the signs

elquackity didn't read the sign

he fake looked at it but didn't actually look at it. he wanted it to look to richas like he read it, but knew that we, the audience, would realize he didn't

why the double bluff

i think he wants us to know that he isn't quackity

i think he wants the other players to know he isn't quackity

i think he's a distraction

threatening the eggs is the most distracting thing you can do

look at how many people came together to protect pomme when she was attacked

he keeps hyping up the fact that he's going to kill the eggs

killing the eggs is the focus

just like he made the wedding the focus when he was talking to forever

so what is he hiding

#qsmp #elquackity #no im just full on rambling at this point #i will not take it back #tldr i think elquackity is a distraction #i think people are supposed to get hung up on him threatening the eggs #and pay attention to him #but that means that there's something they don't want the players -and us!!- to pay attention to

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forestshadow-wolf · 9 months

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Ghost: I hate tator tots.

Soap: 🤨

Ghost: they're just the worst combination of hashbrowns and chips

Soap:

Ghost: I don't respect anyone who likes tator tots

Side note - chips as in the british call french fries chips (even though they're wrong) and ghost is infact english

#spreading personal opinions through ghost #i will not take it back #unpopular opinion? no I made it popular #omg ghost ur so right #fuck tator tots #el rambles #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #tator tots #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes

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iiryoku · 3 days

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Sexiest female ever in any Hoyo game? Father- Daddy, the Knave. She can honestly step on me with those sharp ass heels that will stab me.

#mimi speaks. ( ooc. )#tbd.#I will not take it back #yeah we are being thirsty on main

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firemandeanbuck · 1 year

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what if...

(tribute to this post by father) (major character death, there will be pain btw COMIC SPOILERS)

Hob had a dream. Or was it...? A dream? Well, it sure was, or elsewhere would he find such fantastical creatures, Gods and Legends, mourning for the death of someone?

His body was flowing down a river, in a big black swan boat. The sky was the greyest Hob ever felt. It was like a shadow was casted over the entire universe by the wings of a Titan. They mourned the death of someone they knew very personally. Hob had a feeling he knew him too. He had not seen his face, but he knew him, he had not remembered his voice, yet he heard him saying goodbye one last time to his kingdom. Leaving everything and everyone behind, never to look back. This isn't a trick, or deception, or a play. No, this was real life.

No coming back from there.

Words were spoken in countless languages, unknown manners and with various level of emotions. The little girl with insane hair said nothing more than 2 words, she was clearly upset. The crow talked fondly, if a little harshly, of his boss. They went to hell together and challenged Lucifer, he said. Someone in the crowd scoffed loudly..

When the fire rose up into the sky as a phoenix, everyone was returned home. Gods and the funny creatures walked out the gate. But Hob woke up.

((1 month later))

Inside the barn, Hob sits around a fire. He is greeted by a familiar face. Familiar yet. Distinguished. He doesn't recall who she is, all he knows that she is someone he knows, or at least used to know.

She tells him about her brother, about life, about dreams and death. Hob tells her about his life, about his aspiration.

Death tells him about her idiot brother. A hollowness digs into Hob's chest, weighing him down. The final blow, while waking, comes when Death tells him Dream is no longer, he is dead. he attended the funeral. Hob needs a drink, he needs to get away, to be alone with his thoughts. No, no, this can't be true. The man with whom he met every century, the one who hears his stories about life and the ONLY perosn he had been genuinely open with, is DEAD.

He can't. Hob had lost so much over the corse of 6 centuries. he can't-

But he seemed immortal. Dream did. He seemed infinitely bigger than life, he seemed unreal, like a wild imagination running around unrestricted. Oh, so mighty and great. Even gods dont question him

Yet, in his heart of hearts, he KNOWS its true. That's the funeral he attended, and he saw her there, for she was also mourning her brother. Even now, as she is talking to him, grief is crystal in her eyes. She doesn't want to tell this story, yet, she feels like she OWES her brother to. It's what's proper, what's right

Then, she asks him to take her hands.

Hob hesitates. He asks her, "How did it feel?"

"Like death. A part of me went with him and forever shall be with him. I have no control over such matters", Death answers, rubbing her hands together.

"I'm sorry", Hob place his hand on her shoulder, "My condolences to you, Death",

"Y'know, I was his sister before I was DEATH", she told. Her head hung low, the curls were curtaining her face but the tears were unmistakably there.

"I cannot imagine the pain. To think that who WOULD NOT go away actually do, in front of your eyes. But... to be the one to take him there. I'm so sorry, Death. If I could, I would've changed our places"

"Thank you", she wiped her glittery tears, "So?" Once again, she had extended her arms.

They looked so inviting. No more pain, no more struggling to hide his identity, no more problems of the world, no more lost loved ones, no more changing times taking a toll on him, no more finding new love, no more grieving for the past.

But... GWEN. She will be alone. Hob doesn't want her to feel what he did. She is good she doesn't deserve such pain.

"Will I be forgiven?"

"No one is condemned in my realm", assures Death, her gentle smile reminding Hob of summer in the open country, warm breeze bringing the sweet smell of fruits. Oh, how much he wanted to go.

From somewhere far, far away, his beloved mother was calling him into home. His little sister running back to him, showing him her collection. The sun kissed his skin. He could feel the soil and grass under his feet.

There it was. Such a strong nostalgia, the bittersweet feeling that leaves a foul taste when its over. He doesn't want it to be over

"Okay, I'll come with you"

#i said it #i will not take it back #ive read the tko and the wake #it fucked me up #real fucking good #anyways #have you #hope youre proud of me father #the sandman #the sandman series #the sandman netflix #sandman #hob gadling #Hob #death of the endless #Death #the kindly ones #the wake #this is truly pain

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ablogofsapphicpanic · 1 year

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I’m gonna say something, and I know @velidewrites agrees with me

This Darth JarJar is shredded and has BDE

#I will not take it back

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leonsi · 2 years

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I know nothing about ninja turtles but I like inserting myself into ninja turtle discourse. Reo is a bad ship name that is my take

this is so funny. i salute you on your dedication to the ninja turtles discourse. and you are absolutely correct reo sounds like a bird name

#i will not take it back

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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

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hansoeii · 1 month

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machinerot · 3 months

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alright i couldn't find any posts showing this idle animation and needed it on my blog

#on my hands and knees thanking whoever animated this #the first time i came across it id left to get a snack #and when i came back and saw them doing this i did such a violent double take i nearly gave myself whiplash #LOOK AT THEM ‼️#engaging in tomfoolery together....#tears in my eyes #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #just sat silently beside my computer for nearly twenty minutes to get this recording. worth it

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ringosmistress · 23 days

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#this is doing numbers #follow me for more beatles bangers guys #god john was on something back then #john can't possibly hate octopus's garden more than maxwell's silver hammer #poor ringo #what was paul's take on that octopus song #i love it though #loved that scene where george was helping ringo with that song #made me believe in starrison #peace and love everyone #the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles #memes

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mwagneto · 5 months

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the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this

#PLEASE IM LOSING MY MIND S3 FINALE I CAN'T DECIDE AND THEN THIS BACK TO BACK IS TAKING ME OUT #it was literally the perfect place to be in for my rewatch these are great episodes to follow each other #im at the part where nph busts in with confetti but i had to pause immediately coz i was laughing so hard😭#this isn't me mocking drag queens or the villains or whatever this is me saying im obsessed with campy evil rtd guys. by the way #doctor who #dw lb #14th doctor #the giggle #the toymaker #10th doctor #tensimm

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wetslug · 1 year

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ppl who r using poll results as a way to Prove Something about society or come to any conclusion.. i hope you are aware that tumblr users are one of the most biased population groups you could conceivably find. gob bless

#sis the variables... remember stats 101... ur data is only as good as ur sample #its like asking around at an old folks home and coming back saying 98% of those surveyed love prunes. therefore 98% of people love prunes #ok to reblog btw #polls r still fun i just hope you take into account who is responding to them

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chloesimaginationthings · 29 days

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