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life for my dog must be so taxing now..he cant hear anything hes got cataracts his feet buckle when he walks he cant go up or down any stairs his joints probably hurt his cancer gives him constant diarrhea. but yet he prevails .....
#we will put him down when hes unhappy but rn hes taking it all in stride#hes happy just to hang out n he whines whenever he needs to navigate any stairs so someone will scoop him up#he likes sleeping in the sun and chasing birds (sort of) and helping w gardening by eating the weeds
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
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doin a bit o Shoppin and got 2 new pairs of boots for gr8 sales (250 -> 20$ and 150 -> 60$) but my mum was getting on my case for tending to buy shoes 1/2 size too big because i want more toe room. but for real; does ANYONE have toes shaped like a shoe??? slenderman ass phalanges?? how is anyone buying their 'true' size am i going insane
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Vintage Sandylion Stickers FM173-Guinea Pigs
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this has been the worst 2 weeks in terms of functional immunity. feel like bubble boy
oh cool i hav food poisoning on my vacation. thats calm
#last week had a chest cold#tuesday night had some kind of transient GI infection#now i have a new head cold w fever#okay?????? ok ......#just shoot me w a gun while youre at it#maybe its just my old cold back again idk how viruses work <- did a bsc in microbiology
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oh cool i hav food poisoning on my vacation. thats calm
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ok its bright red shiny and terrible its like a third eye right in midline and i want to stay inside until it goes away but i must go on cuz im an adult now. w/ adult acne
my most first world problem but i hav an epic trip to vancouver w my mom coming up and im manifesting a between eyebrow pimple that promises to be huge. why the timing here
#btw; does anyone else find they get terrible breakouts when theyre sick?? my skin was doing great but this week i have a chest cold#and i think i have 5 or 6 pimples out of nowhere#i am really bad with makeup too im having no luck convincingly covering it up#especially because my winter skin shade seems to be paler than any concealer they sell in canada#literally hav a concealer named 'porcelain' and its probably 2shades too dark
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oh im so stupid
#i hav dark brown hair i bought 'mahogany brown' hair dye and it didnt lighten at all#yea no shit bitch it was ALREADY BROWN#i havent seen it outside yet it may look different under sunlight#my natural hair color is so boring but it's also incredibly dry so im scared to ever bleach it
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liveblogging my great grandmas funeral. my review- very catholic
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