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nishastisowl · 5 months

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Tf did I drew last night?...

#bill cipher #gravity falls #kryptos adrew #kryptos and bill cipher #bill cipher and tad strange #tad strange #i wasnt drunk #i was drunk #I DONT THINK BILL EVEN WEAR THID AND NEVERR WILL??!!#he drunk too ig

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sensei-venus · 1 year

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So apparently I was drunk the other night and found this picture and I guess I thought it was Johhny x Daniel, I literally had it in my notes with “Did I just find lost pics of William and Ralph kissing???” how gone was I???

#karate kid confession #karate kid #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #ralph macchio #william zabka #i was drunk #sensei venus speaks #cobra kai #lawrusso

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necropathys · 3 months

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#swapdream #i was drunk #stop hauntimh ms flf 3 minutes thBm cyou

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oh-surprise-its-me · 11 months

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A friend made me take a shot every time I had something not pg to say about the Hercules movie Hades and I decided to make it other peoples problem.

So, Slade is Hades and Dick is Meg. Dick is in Slade’s debt because he saved Jason, who promptly took off and ran away to Bruce to get help.

Slade ends up falling in love with Dick first and gives him gold and silver and true unconditional love, everything Dick could dream of. Dick slowly sees why Slade is so cold and cut off from the rest of the Olympians.

It’s because they let Slade’s son die Grant was a demi-god who they refuse to save, Dick ends up going back to Slade’s underground mansion after his family ‘saves’ him and they take him back home. Idk details just an idea I had.

#dick grayson #slade wilson #deathstroke #nightwing #sladick #sladedick #no capes au #Olympic gods au #god au #sorry #Hades movie au #i was drunk #write a fic if you wanna #sladin #mac writes dc

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donnies-bo-staff · 2 months

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Looser

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem #tales of tmnt #tmnt fandom #tmnt fanart #i was drunk

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portablechemist · 7 days

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the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare was better than I thought it was gonna be - dare I say even good! - kin the sense of like... I feel like the men in that movie knew each other carnally, u feel me??

#the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare #I was drunk #but that's not important right now #it's a very supernatural kind of feeling

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glamoureddreamer · 30 days

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Idea 1

Cross and Nightmare, Hurt/Comfort

Again wanted to state these ideas are free use, I don’t care if you change the characters or the fandom or whatever else you do with it. Just have fun with it :) have a great day

Cross is new to Nightmare’s gang and Nightmare has been sensing a lot of negative emotions from Cross. So one evening when the emotions were particularly strong Nightmare walks to Cross’s room and confronts him about it.

“Good evening Cross. May I come in? I just wish to speak, that’s all.” He says already sensing the other’s fear. Nightmare doesn’t sugarcoat it and gets straight to the point.

“It doesn’t feel as though you're happy here…” Cross immediately panics and tears fill his sockets as he messily rushes to explain.

Nightmare simply stops him and tells him he doesn’t have to be here if he doesn’t want to. That he would never force Cross to do anything he didn’t want to. However, he misread the whole situation.

Cross looks down, his chest shakes but before Nightmare can speak up Cross lets out a sob and very quietly he begs “Please don’t leave me.”

His chest was shaking hard now, jostling the bed. Nightmare is taken back but hugs Cross. The other for the first time didn’t shy away, Cross wrapped his arms around Nightmare and sobbed openly into his jacket. Nightmare was in shock but held him and comforted him anyway.

Once the crying stopped Cross pulled back wiping his tears and apologizing guiltily.

“There is absolutely nothing you have to be sorry for. Would you like to talk about it with me or maybe the others?”

Cross doesn’t answer rubbing his warm anxiously, hesitating before explaining.

He doesn’t think he belongs or deserves to live in the castle. And his reasoning was even worse ‘You all are too nice to me and I don’t deserve it.’ But he said he was also scared of leaving because he has a fear of being alone or being left.

Nightmare first thanks him and tells him he did well about opening up. Then he addresses the cognitive distortions. Cross ends up crying a few more times, not that Nightmare minded. A good meal and he gets to help one of his boys.

“Unfortunately, these things take time Cross. However, these thoughts can be fixed and I’ll be with you helping you the whole way.”

Cross hugs and thanks him, before again trying to apologize which Nightmare didn’t accept.

Nightmare and Cross talk more, and Cross finally opens up about things he likes and dislikes. He was even making jokes by the end. Little did Cross know three rag-tag skeletons listened through the door. All slightly agreeing they would help him too, before running off and ‘acting normal’. Even though Nightmare could sense them.

“Just like all my boys, if you need me no matter what I will be there for you. You are safe now Cross, allow yourself to be happy. You deserve it.” Nightmare tells him on his way out.

“If you need me I will be in my office, Sleep well Cross.”

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ensigngareth · 1 month

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Me after people noticed that the ambassadors seem tired:

#star trek #i was drunk #don't judge

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astrarden · 2 months

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i do not know how to feel about this but here it is and here you go :o ?

1/1

and you split me open with a knife. I’m battling monsters, half-monkey, half-tarantula, I’m pulling you out of the burning buildings and you say I’ll give you anything. But you never come through.

"You saved my life. I would be dead right now if it weren't for you, Evan...I owe you everything.” “No, you don’t owe me a thing...I did what I had to. You owe me fuckall.”

a playlist if you want cuz i love wasting my time doing everything but studying for my a levels 🫡

a preview i guess?

ii. But I can’t look at him, can hardly speak,

I took the bullet for all the wrong reasons, I’d just as soon kill you myself, I say.

It hadn’t been some kind of epiphany, some massive realisation that left him with this hole in his heart in the shape of the boy he’d been calling his best friend for five years then. No, the revelation had been a scattered puzzle with pieces he had tried and failed and tried finding over five long, sad, desperate years, an awareness that seeped into his being over time, sinking its fingers into his heart-meat and clawing itself a home. Only last year, in a drunken conversation with Pandora over the Tel, had he finally admitted to himself what his feelings meant, and he hadn’t mentioned it ever since.

When Pandora had asked when, he hadn’t known. How and when and where and why, he’d asked himself later, and tried to find answers by numbing himself with vodka before sticking his fingers in his brain and thumbing through his memories. He didn’t find any that night. Or the weeks that followed. It wasn’t till three months after, when he’d been summoned home by a howler his mother had sent, telling him off for not visiting and reminding him that one day there may be no one to visit, pressing on about how old she and Evan’s father were getting, and finally ordering him home for a family Christmas dinner.

It’d been a picture that had finally jogged his memory, one that Regulus had sent to him in a letter the summer before their fifth year. The summer Barty had spent at the Black’s, a house that was already missing a son, one that accepted Barty without hesitation. The picture hadn’t been anything special; Barty in front of 12 Grimmauld place, grinning his simpering grin and Evan had remembered then, the surge of emotions that he had felt when he’d seen the picture. Emotions he couldn’t even recognize back then, let alone name.

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not-totally-blind · 4 months

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Hello, today I come to present my own eccentric theory about Jujutsu Kaisen

Kaori Itadori is from the Zenin Clan

We know that sorcerers can have inherited techniques such as the blood technique of the Kamo clan or the ten shadows of the Zenin clan.

But they can also have their own techniques, I believe that Kaori and her antigravity technique are part of this second case.

My evidence ? Just my delusions, but in my opinion Toji and Kaori have a certain family resemblance (everyone in jjk looks alike, I know)

My crazy theory? Itadori is going to awaken a control of the ten shadows technique and is going to take control of Mahoraga and the other Shikigami away from Sukuna.

Does it sound desperate? A deus ex machina? Yes, because it is, I just don't want anyone else to die right now (especially Choso not to die).

[Translation: I have to be the most schizophrenic Jujutsu Kaisen fan]

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen theory #kinda #i'm desperate #kaori itadori #itadori yuuji #zenin clan #toji fushiguro #toji zenin #if choso dies i die #i was drunk #sorry not sorry

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fineapplebreexo · 6 months

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#me #breanna #melanin #beautiful #blackgirlmagic #natural beauty #curlyhair #sexy #natural hair #thigh high boots #catsuit #i was drunk

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heraldofcrow · 1 year

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This is legit the kind of madness me and my lore council friends get up to in the 4 am Discord group chats:

(Meme by @fantomette22)

#PFFFTTTTT #THIS WAS SO FUNNY #“YOU SEE KAFKA WROTE THE METAMORPHOSIS ABOUT A GUY THAT GOT TURNED INTO AN ALIEN BUG”#“AND SO DID IOSEFKA SO HER NAME IS A REFERENCE TO KAFKA BUT ALSO JOSEPH IN THE BIBLE BECAUSE HE WAS BETRAYED”#“BY HIS BROTHERS AND IOSEFKA WAS SCREWED OVER BY HER SISTER AND—“#i was drunk #the others were slightly confused to say the least #sksjsjsks #bloodborne #nonsense post #lore council #mutuals #CrowNotes

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inakanotori · 9 months

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I only wanted to test out that cheap paper and my current music interest decided to randomly show up.

Also I'm kinda ashamed of this, because after getting more sober I can see all the mistakes drunk me has made.

#käärijä #trying to draw #i was drunk #also crap I forgot about the spikes #and impostor is appearing #fan art i guess?

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v3nti · 1 year

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Happy 2023

#v3nti #selfie #girl #love #know thy selfie #jeon jungkook if you see this hmu #same with kim taehyung #tumblr girls #tired #happy #i was drunk #so drunk

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oh-surprise-its-me · 1 year

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Okay masquerade ball au.

Is this set in cannon? My lawyer au? No Cape au? Idk y’all’s choice.

Dick ends up dancing with Slade most of the night, pictures of them end up everywhere the next morning. Most headlines say something like “Dick Grayson’s newest conquest? He may be unknown, but what is known he is tall, fashionable and rich”.

They wake up the next morning still tangled and Dick laying on Slade’s chest. Slade has Jason’s warning text that says ‘u both were v hot lmao don’t let him look at Bruce’s txts’ and Dick rolls over to see that GQ has posted photos of them together when they were leaving in Slade’s car.

Slade had pinned Dick to the passenger door and was holding his hand, Slade’s hair was down but you could tell they were kissing. Which leaves very little imagination to the type of their relationship.

#dick grayson #slade wilson #deathstroke #nightwing #fluff #sladick #dc fluff #sladedick #headcanon #no capes au #no powers au #lawyer au #i was drunk #could be cannon au honestly #established relationship #sladin #my ao3 is recycleyourself go party over there if you wanna #someone pls write this #mac writes dc

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thepolicewanttostealmythoughts · 2 years

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couldnt say RTgame, kept saying RTgay by accident. honestly considering i was talking about the fans im not wrong

#rtgame #i was drunk

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