summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing (till now), just to watch everyone lose their shit online.
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starmanblack shades
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yourusername cigarette*
starmanblack ok duolingo
yourusername smash tbh
starmanblack not you copying my comment
yourusername i don't have the rizz it takes to come up with something original
starmanblack ain't no way you just said that
prongsyboy stop stealing people's glasses ๐ค
starmanblack never
vance_emm i'm like ragingly gay but you're kinda cute
starmanblack this is why you're my favourite lesbian
mmmckinnon TRAITOR
mmmckinnon it's not too late to delete this
starmanblack get out of my comment section
user828181 address the rumours sirius
user000423 run me over with your car i promise i'll pay for the damages ๐
user627477 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ANY ANSWERS
user999653 i'm perfect wife material, just saying
user424227 y'all realise that he's less likely to address the rumours if we keep being annoying ๐
user209996 nah fr he's gonna start hating us all
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yourusername never would have though that my shows in dublin would be the craziest ones out of all but you guys actually delivered and i couldn't be happier! ๐ these past three nights were absolutely insane and i can't wait to be back (and i may or may not have already booked a few venues ๐ฉ) PLUS someone got proposed AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE ๐ญ so if any of you beautiful people who were there have the video my dms are open for business lmao ๐๐
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starmanblack apparently the proposal happened right next to me ๐
yourusername BABE HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE?
starmanblack CAUSE YOU WERE BETTER THAN THE PROPOSAL
starmanblack my guitar ate as always
yourusername she's even signed ๐ฑ
starmanblack slay ๐
yourusername GO TO SLEEP OMG
starmanblack say it to my face ๐ค
xeno_lovegood i had so much fun
yourusername i'm smiling so hard rn
pete__ sirius is a certified simp because how do you miss a proposal that's happening next to you?
mmmckinnon it's because he's both sirius and a simp petey
prongsyboy sirius doing sirius things ๐คฃ
user552520 dunno bout y'all but i got my confirmation tonight
user073789 YOU WERE SO GOOD OH MY GOD
user843632 i'm so lonely the proposal made me cry
user439546 love me some sappy shit fr
user674848 this was un fucking real no joke
user993455 SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE RUMOURS I'M BEGGING
user200017 learn to read between the lines lol
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yourusername date night โญ
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starmanblack pretty dress
yourusername why thank you
starmanblack my stomach feels funny from all that wine
yourusername my precious toilet ๐ญ
marymacdonald gorgeous!!!
yourusername i was impersonating you
vance_emm AND SHE SAYS SHE HAS NO RIZZ
ev.rosier am i about to get fired?
yourusername of course not, you're my second favourite person
starmanblack i'm first
pandorasbox my friends are all so beautiful ๐ฅบ
yourusername us hot people stick together ๐
pandorasbox ONG
user329295 sirius is so lucky
user400128 i've never been more jealous of a man
user006272 IS THIS OUR CONFIRMATION?
user883265 mother is mothering
user306084 THE STAR
user243123 if this is another sike istg
user727211 I THINK IT'S NOT A DRILL ANYMORE
user492932 Y/N WE JUST NEED A SIMPLE YES OR NO DON'T DO THIS TO US
starmanblack
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starmanblack platonic snog
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yourusername people just don't appreciate friendships nowadays ๐
starmanblack it's just so so sad ๐ฃ
yourusername i have better photos of us ๐น
starmanblack strongly disagree
yourusername you don't wanna make this a competition
marymacdonald my mum said friends don't do that
starmanblack mama macdonald may be onto something
r.a.black affection ๐คฎ
starmanblack i thought you unfollowed me?
r.a.black i did but i like lurking around here
starmanblack fan behaviour
rjlupin best friend things
prongsyboy HEY I'M HIS BEST FRIEND
rjlupin you were supposed to play along
user020226 MOTHER OF GOD IS THIS REAL
user366232 HDJQJDJQDJQ MY DELUSIONS WEREN'T DELUSIONS
user500447 you still need therapy
user432777 AIN'T NO WAY
user718710 I DIED DEAD.
user907015 GADHQHDQUDJQXJQDJQ I CAN'T FUCKING CATCH MY BREATH
user138282 are you still alive?
user907015 NO
user882446 this and platonic don't go together sirius ๐
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yourusername pda is afraid of him
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starmanblack FINE you have better photos
yourusername see? that wasn't so hard to admit!
starmanblack i actually won in life
yourusername damn right you did
starmanblack celeb_gossip losing their minds rn
yourusername the kettle is B R E W I N G ๐ฅต๐ซ๐คฉ๐๐ณโ๐๐ป
bartyyy I KNEW BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE HAHA
yourusername well you're the favourite child...
lily_evans kinda illegal how you're both so hot
casmeadowes i've been saying!!!
cissy_blck REG'S SISTER IN LAW ๐ญ
bellatrixieb he's one lucky man
r.a.black lucky isn't exactly the right word but okay
user737729 OH MY FUCKING SHIT
user632444 MY ACTUAL PARENTS
user536272 NOT ME NOT BEING DELULU
user292920 swifities can't relate
user155161 WALBURGA LIKED THIS HELP ME
user993929 narcissa is so real LMFAOOO
user032386 THAT SHOULD BE ME (idk which person i want to be more)
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yourusername happy birthday to this idiot who i unfortunately love very much ๐
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starmanblack tragic how i love you back
yourusername absolutely
starmanblack rizz god since 12
yourusername are you still 12?
lily_evans got me tearing up over here
yourusername awwww ๐ฅบ
rjlupin you should have used that one photo where he was on the potty
starmanblack WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW THAT EXISTS?
rjlupin denying it would have worked yk
casmeadowes i woke up to this ๐
starmanblack good
mmmckinnon mondays.
user939355 THE CAT
user019661 i'm making this my profile picture
user763772 tell him i said happy birthday
user195666 imagine having someone say they love you so publicly ha ha ha ha ha
okay so basically Bill had a child with either you or another girl, (we're going to pretend the baby is a girl named Kimberly ๐), but nevertheless Tom is an uncle and uhm yeah i think it's adorable
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He would be the cool uncle that teaches fun things
He would get her anything she wants from the toy store
Always holding her
Playing with her a lot
He would teach her bad words to piss off Bill ๐ญ
Since him and Bill are very close, he would always be at Bill's house to help him
Would let her eat loads of candy
When Bill told him he was going to be an uncle he couldn't believe it and even if he tried to keep his cool as much as possible, it was impossible for him to hold back tears of joy for his brother
He's very careful and gentle with her
He would pick her up in weird ways and make her laugh (like upside down etc lmfao ๐)
He would tickle her a lot to hear her little laugh
His heart is always full whenever she's around
Personal babysitter
"Come to uncle Tommy, come!"
He would genuinely treat her as his own baby (kind of yk)
Role-playing all the time because she makes him ๐ญ (lmfao imagine him in a fairy costume that's waaay too small for him ๐ญ GIRL BYE I WOULD MARRY HIM)
I feel like he would call her "bro" or "dude" at times whenever she does something unexpected or unhinged ๐ญ (lmfao she's a babyyy)
Always pushing her stroller or carrying her on his shoulders
He would organize Carnival nights with the whole family and take her to as many rides as she wants
He would win prizes to give her
if you're dating Tom, he would ask her if she wants you as her auntie and if she accepts you as his wife ๐ฅน
He would kneel down to talk to her (๐ฉ have my babies)
He would get into play fights with her at the dinner table ๐ญ
Whenever Bill is dropping her off at his house, he would run to the car and get her out of the car seat himself. "come here! uncle Tommy missed youuu!"
He would play guitar for her and when she was younger he would play little lullabies
He could go crazy over that baby's cuteness
He would take her baths every once in a while and put fun toys in the tub
He would take her to the park a lot to get her tired for nap time
The first time he met her it was like love at first sight for him even if he didn't quite know how to act out of shock and confusion (his mind was like foggy idrk how to explain it)
When she's older he would start being more himself (so talk about things freely and make dirty jokes all the time)
I feel like he would try his best to let the baby's first word be "uncle Tom" ๐ญ
He's the overprotective uncle
He loves having her around
Having her around makes him wish he had a child (NO WORRIES BABE COME HERE)
He would be so sweet and cuteeee ๐ญ I can't guys I'm ovulating sorry ๐ญ
I feel like he would love to play with the toy kitchen for some reason ๐
He would let her do his hair but not his make-up
Kiss attacks when he gets the chance
He's always at Bill's house just to hang with her
"Bill I swear she looks more like me than you"
They have a great bond
When she's older it won't stop him from taking her to places or spoil her
He loves when she's at their concerts
He claims to be the best uncle in the world, and that she's lucky to have him as one
At lunch/dinner he would always sit next to her
At the table he would teach her funny slangs or words
(SPOILERS !!! I donโt own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
Sorry guys, late once again because I had a test today. But damnโฆ Jihan ambitious? ๐
DAAAAAAAAAMN, THATโS RIGHT. GET BITCH SLAPPED!!!
TELL ME WHY THAT PANEL REMINDED ME OF THIS??? HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY HAD A WILL SMITH AND CHRIS ROCK MOMENT. ๐๐๐๐๐ I BET PTJ USED THIS SCENE AS A MODEL. BUT IF HE REALLY DID, THEN IMMA BE CRYING TEARS.
Damn. So, my question is... are they all brothers or something? And how are they even family related? Is he their uncle? Am I missing something here? ๐ญ๐ญ Can one of y'all let me know who this Jichang mf is to them? *am confusion* (Update: I forgot "Hyungnim" is a term for older brother. My dumbass... ignore me. I haven't been watching k-dramas anymore so I forgot. My bad.)
OK MAN, LISTEN. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN... I DO ADMIT. YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE. BUT IF YOU DO THAT TO JAY ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR. IMMA-
This dude is thriving now, but when Jay pummels him... WHEEEEWWWWWWWWWW I CAN'T WAIT TO SIP OUTTA MY FANCY ASS WINE GLASS JUST TO SEE HIM ON THE GROUND.
YEEEESSSSSS JAYYYYY!!! ATTACK HIMMMM!!! BEAT HIM WITH SYSTEMA!!! ๐ค๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ Omg, I can't wait to see him use Kali Arnis. represent ๐ต๐ญ
Oh, sorry. Those were my boobs, my bad. It caught you off guard tho, right? ๐๐
Um... B O I. Your picture would appear under the word "ignorant" because you have no idea who you're messing with. ๐๐๐ YOU'RE LITERALLY, FIGHTING WITH H GROUP CHAIRMAN'S SON. WDYM? You have no idea how much power this kid has, let alone his own PROWESS. ๐คก Also, if this boy Jihan doesn't stop wrecking Jay...
Get it? Since, Jay is already HARMED... then Jihan is about to catch these MF HANDS EITHER WAYYYYY!!!! ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
BRUH, I'LL END YOU! TF???
Oh great, it's the smartass twink again...
Has anyone noticed how big Mandeok's hair is? That it's even protruding out of the panel? PTJ you comedic genius...
Oh, wouldn't you like to know? Eugene...
Damon Goh's rubber duck must know some secrets. I bet it even knows the secret to the two bodies AND stuff about Charles Choi. You never know where it might have gone off to. Ooooouuu, it said, "I'm a detective." ๐ And I love how goofy Mandeok can be, even when he's unintentionally funny. Like, man's got the humor and all without him even knowing. (For instance, there's a panel in Ep. 373, which was the chapter when Daniel moves into the Workers' Casino and both Eugene & Mandeok welcome him. Then all of a sudden, Mandeok just grabs onto Daniel then physically shakes him upside-down because Eugene said it's for security purposes. ๐)
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS DILF IS ACTUALLY A FRIEND OF ALEXANDER SOPHIA'S???? OMGGGGG BRUH. YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW I SCREAMED WHEN EUGENE MENTIONED PARK JINCHEOL. HONESTLY, I LOVE THE PTJ UNIVERSE SM. CONNECTING ALL WORLDS INTO ONE LIKE THEY IN SOME MARVEL UNIVERSE. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
DON'T MIND ME SKIPPING THE PARTS WHEN JAY WAS GETTING BEATEN, BUT YEEEEEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIII. TIME TO GET WACKED!!!!! ๐๐๐
"To think you'd look for a woman late at night, Jay Hong." ... hmmm. That line really stuck with me. I've been rereading that over and over again to the point that I lost count. So... does Alexander Sophia know or had a feeling that Jay is...? ๐ณ
AWWWWWW HELL YEAH, THERE'S AN UPGRADED VERSION OF ALEXANDER'S KALI ARNIS!!! THAT'S SO COOOOOOL!!! ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS JAYYYYYYY!!! YOU DID ITTTT!!!! I love how Jay has such a big heart. Even though Jihan is an enemy, he still considers his health. He even knows his own POWER TOO AND WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF. ALSO, HE ISN'T AS WEAK AS HE WAS BACK THEN. LIKE DAAAAAAAAMN JAY, YOU GOT SO STRONG!!! AM PROUD. ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐
GOD PTJ, DON'T MAKE ME CRY HERE. YK I AIN'T READY FOR A SOB FEST. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I TOLD Y'ALL, IMMA BE SIPPIN ON MY WINE GLASS. GOT THAT ROSร IN HAND, EXTRA FRUITYYYY. ๐คช
Yeah bro, it's some sexy pervy illiterate demonic Enemy of the State Japanese Yakuza mf named Jong Gun Park.
OH LOOK, THERE HE IS! HI BAE, I MISS YOUR PSYCHOTIC ASS!!! ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค DON'T MIND YOUR SON GETTING YEETED BY A 1ST GEN KING. HE'LL BE FIIIIINE... hopefully.
AHHHHHHH SHIIIIII. NOW IT'S DANIEL'S TURN FOR THE SPOTLIGHT. What if Hudson and Jay come to the rescue when Daniel is at his lowest while fighting Jichang? Well, that's one of my guesses on what'll happen in the future. But, I have faith in Daniel. I hope he'll knock Jichang down a peg, next chapter. Well, until next week! ๐๐ฝ
God, I hate how I'm busy on Thursdays now. Almost every week, I be posting my reviews super late now. Smh me. Sorry guys. ๐
โขseries summary: Y/N Y/L/N moved to Cincinnati, Ohio for a new start. Move in day arrives and she discovers something terrible...the apartment complex gave her the wrong lease. Instead of living with who she originally was supposed to, she's now living with the hottest quarterback in the NFL, Joe Burrow. Y/N is stuck living in the same apartment with him for a year...which the two are not thrilled about. However, as time goes on, they realize that maybe this wasn't the worst thing that could happen to them. Will Y/N and Joe stay enemies, or will they find themselves falling in love?
โขchapter summary: Groupchat with Joe and the guys
โขword count: 1.5k
โขwarnings: Language, jealous Joe, mentions of sex, itโs kind of cringe lol
sam๐ช๐ป- What could possibly make you go crazy?
ja'marr๐ฅ- Burrow don't listen to them, you're already crazy
joe๐- Thanks Ja'Marr, 'preciate it.
ja'marr๐ฅ- You're welcome๐
sam๐ช๐ป- Haha. you guys are hilarious. I cant stop laughing.
sam๐ช๐ป- But seriously Joe, what makes you think you're going to go crazy?
joe๐- Y/n! Y/n is going to make me crazy
logan๐- Mhm...crazy in love๐
Joe๐- Absolutely not
Logan๐- Come on now, don't lie
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- Y/n would make me crazy in love, that girl is sexy as hell
Evan๐คฉ- I agree๐
Joe๐- Seriously? Come on guys.
Sam๐ช๐ป- Hey Evan, speaking of Y/n, I saw she posted you on her story a couple weeks back. Care to explain?๐
Evan๐คฉ- Y/n and I have been talking a bit. We've gone to the gym together a few times, worked out.
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- "Worked out" yeah that's code forย
doin' it, E๐
Logan ๐-lmao
Evan๐คฉ-ย Shut up, Ja'Marr. We haven't done anything...yet
Sam๐ช๐ป- Ohhh, so you plan on doing it with her at some point?
Evan๐คฉ- I cannot confirm nor deny that statement. If it happens, it happens. I'm just happy talking to her for now
Logan๐- Atta boy, McPherson!๐
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- Money Mac with the rizz๐ฉ
Sam๐ช๐ป- Oh
Logan๐- Yikes
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- ?
Evan๐คฉ- Please never say that again.
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- What?
Sam๐ช๐ป- Rizz. It makes you sound like a pre-pubescent middle schooler
Evan๐คฉ-๐๐
Logan๐- It really does๐
Ja'Marr๐ฅ-Whatever. Y'all are just mad that you don't have any
Ja'Marr๐ฅ changed Evan๐คฉ to The Rizzler๐ฅถ
Sam๐ช๐ป- Oh jesus christ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Logan๐-๐๐๐
The Rizzler๐ฅถ- Ja'Marr, come on man change it back!
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- Nah, this shit funny af๐
The Rizzler๐ฅถ-If you don't change it back, I'll tell Y/n about that dream you had.
Logan๐- Do tell
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- You swore you wouldn't tell a soul
The Rizzler๐ฅถ- Change my name back and I'll keep that promise, don't change it and I'll tell this whole group chat that you had a boner the size of-
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- OKAY OKAY
Ja'Marr changed The Rizzler๐ฅถ to Evan๐คฉ
Evan๐คฉ- Thank you.
Sam๐ช๐ป-Part of me wants to hear the dream, but part of me doesn't๐
Logan๐- You and me both๐ Hey Joe, I know you're reading these texts man, why've you been so silent?
Joe๐- Oh, I don't know, maybe it's because I don't want to hear about my teammates getting boners over my roommate
Sam๐ช๐ป- Joe...
Joe๐- What? I just don't want to hear about Evan and Y/n fucking or about Ja'Marr having the hots for her. I already hear from her enough I don't need you guys talking about her too
Logan๐- Hmm...it sounds to me like Burrows jealous
Joe๐-HA you're hilarious.
Sam๐ช๐ป- Don't deny it dude, you so are. You've ignored all texts about Y/n AND your jaw clenches every time McPherson mentions her name at practice. I haven't seen you act like this since that Brayden guy tried asking Olivia out at Nicks party.
Joe๐-I'm not jealous, okay?
Logan๐ Denial is the first stage, my friend๐
Joe๐- You guys are such idiots, I'm not JEALOUS. Evan, if you want to ask out Y/n go right ahead.
Evan๐คฉ- Thanks...I'll think about it
Ja'Marr๐ฅ-Oh come on man, you are totally jealous
Joe๐- Can we change the subject?
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- โจJealousโจ
Logan๐- Ja'Marr wtf?๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- Just callin' it like I see it
Evan๐คฉ- Come on guys, just leave him alone. He says he's not jealous, so he's not jealous
Sam๐ช๐ป- You don't know him as well as Ja'Marr and I do...he's totally jealous. He just hates to admit it
Logan๐- Joe, we'll stop talking about your jealousy if you tell us why Y/n is going to make you crazy
Joe๐- Back on the topic of Y/n once again๐
Sam๐ช๐ป-You're the one that brought her up in the first place! You said she's going to make you go crazy. So tell us, why is she going to make you go crazy?
Joe๐- First of all, she leaves her shit all over the place. Like her makeup out on the bathroom counter, her clothes in MY laundry, her candles all over the apartment, it's just annoying.
Logan๐- Mhm...
Joe๐- And she leaves her, how do I put this, woman items under MY side of the sink!
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- Wait. So you're tellin me that little cup thing I found isn't a rubber shot glass?
Sam๐ช๐ป-Oh dear god
Joe๐- Nope. That little cup thing is called a Diva Cup, Ja'Marr
Logan๐- Yeah it's not a shot glass๐ girls shove it up their va- you know nevermind. You get what I'm trying to say.
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- I TOUCHED THAT THING
Evan๐คฉ- No one told you to touch it๐
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- I don't even know what to say.
Sam๐ช๐ป-๐ญThat's a first
Logan๐-๐ What else does she do Joe?
Joe๐- She's always at the apartment and I have needs. I can't just bring dates over to the place when she's home. I've tried to hook up with a girl and twice now, TWICE Y/n has walked in on us and ruined the moment
Evan๐คฉ- She told me about that
Joe๐-Great.
Sam๐ช๐ป-But that's not her fault, you're the one that decides to do it on your couch
Logan๐- And not tell them you have a roommate that's a girl
Evan๐คฉ-A very pretty one at that
Joe๐- I guess you guys are right. She just gets so annoying to live with sometimes. I just wish she wasn't my roommate. If she wasn't my roommate maybe, you know what, nevermind.
Sam๐ช๐ป-What do you mean?
Joe๐- Shes a really sweet girl. And fuck, she's gorgeous too.
Ja'Marr๐ฅ-๐๐
Joe๐- We got off to a rough start and I just wish things could have been different
Logan๐-Joeโฆ
Joe๐-What do I do to fix this?
Sam๐ช๐ป- Joe, man, I think you might have a crush
Joe๐-Oh come on, I do not.
Ja'Marr๐ฅ- Come on Joey B, quit denying this shit
Loagn๐-Just admit it, you're jealous and you like Y/n. Itโs not a big deal dude
Evan๐คฉ-Yeah. Joe, I don't want to get in your way man. Just say the word and she's all yours
Joe๐-Okay FINE. Maybe I do have feelings for Y/n and maybe I am a little jealous, but I'll get over it. She obviously really likes you Evan and I don't want to get in the way of that
Evan๐คฉ-Are you sure?
Joe๐-Yeah, I want you both to be happy. Plus, I barely even know her. You know her better than I do, shooter๐
Logan๐- Then get to know her Joe. You see her every day and you live with her, it wouldn't hurt to get to know her.
Sam๐ช๐ป-He's right. Who knows, maybe you two will get along if you ACTUALLY get to know her
Joe๐- I guess you're right
Ja'Marr๐ฅ-There ain't no guessin, they ARE right
Logan๐-Thanks Ja'Marr๐
Ja'Marr๐ฅ-โค๏ธ
Evan๐คฉ- So Joe...you're sure you're fine with Y/n and I?
Joe๐-Yeah, go get her shooter.
Joes pov:
I felt my heart drop as I hit send. I shut my phone off and set it down next to me on the couch. I sighed deeply and put my head in my hands. I've never felt these feelings beforeโabout anyone.
The guys are right, I am jealous. I'm jealous that Evan gets to be the one to talk to Y/n all the time. I'm jealous that he's the one that gets to know her in ways that I wish I could.
But this does NOT, and I repeat, does NOT mean that I have a crush on her.
I just think that Y/n is a beautiful girl with a great personality.
But I don't have a crush on her.
I'm just jealous of the other guys. She's willing to get to know my teammates and not me. I did this to myself though. If things could have gone better at the start, maybe the situation with Y/n would be much different.
Logan is right though, I just need to get to know Y/n . Somehow I need to get to know the girl I've been living with for a month now. I have no clue what to do or how I'll do it, but one thing is for sure.
Y/n and I will be on better terms soon. We have to be, right?
hey loves!!
i haven't written a chat in forever, so i apologize if it's not good. i had a lot of fun writing it though, haha!
we're slowly starting to get into the GOOD good parts of this book. joe is starting to realize that maybe you arenโt just a roommate to him after all...
i already have the next chapter written (it's one of my favorites that i've written so far and i think that you will all enjoy it very much!) but i'm going to wait to post it until this one has been up for a couple days!
anyways, i hope you are all doing well! i appreciate all of the love and support you have shown on this story. it means so much to me!!๐ค
girl please give us your opinion on Elvis and porn๐คญ i know he had some he would watch that Linda mentions in her book. I just find it funny to think about that even Elvis Presley watched porn
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this is now the 3rd time that Iโve looked at my inbox and my jaw dropped ๐- anyways thank you for the ask <3 !!
Iโm just going to break this down by the decades because the man definitely got freakier as the years went along- also forgive me Elvis, Iโm sorry to air out your business like this ๐ญ
There is not that much info on his preferences in the 1950s and the only source I have that says something informative is from Albert Goldman's "Elvis" so take this with a grain of salt: Based on an excerpt from his bookย it seems Elvisย was primarily interested in yourย standard "dirty"ย magazine such asย Playboy. Goldman alleges (and remember Lamar Fike was his main source) that Elvis would send one of the guys, on a monthly basis, down to Hollywood Boulevard where they would purchase such magazines, spending up to 40 dollars. There is also a story in June Juanico's book where she recounts walking in on Elvis and a few of the guys watching a "skin flick". When she questioned Elvis about it he claimed he was invited into the room by Dewey Phillips, not knowing that a p*rno was being shown (do y'all believe him lmaoo?)
and donโt mind him, just casually reading Playboy in the middle of a store ๐
His Polaroids of Priscilla and his tapes of girls wrestling were undoubtedly his preferred form of p*rnย inย the 1960s. This man would literally spend hundreds of dollars onย film to photograph Priscilla.ย He also had guys in his group, primarily Alan Fortas, film women "making love" and wrestling. There were even tapes made ofย Priscilla and another woman (reportedly her friend) simulating s*x thatย Elvis personally filmed
(excerpt from โDown at the End of the Lonely streetโ by Peter H. Brown)
But according to Joe Esposito and Marty Lacker, who once watched all of the tapes while Elvis was out on tour, he seldom appeared in any of them, and if he did, he was clothed
(excerpt from โGood Rockinโ Tonightโ by Joe Esposito)
Billy Smith did say, however, that he found a tape where it showed Elvis and a girl quote โgoing through the motionsโ (catch me raiding the Graceland archives to find it)
Elvis' affinity for the Polaroids he took of Priscilla continued throughout the 1970s, Linda Thompson even mentions in her book that he would show them to her. He would alsoย carryย them around in aย samsonite case picturedย belowโฌ๏ธ
(Iโm sorry but the fact that he traveled with them is so funny to me ๐ฉ, he was serious about them Polaroids!!)
And there is also the notorious story of Elvis boarding a commercial plane, narcotics badge in hand, to prevent an employee referred to as โHamburger Jamesโ by the Memphis Mafia and โFetchitโ by Linda Thompson, from escaping with a few Polaroids of Priscilla that he snatched and a ring of Elvisโ, although Linda did say Elvis only really cared about the Polaroids. Elvis dragged Hamburger James off the plane, roughed him up a little, slapped him around, before eventually he letting him go
As the adult film industry evolved in the 1970s, his preferences definitely evolved with it. I'm still shook that Linda Thompson name droppedย the two p*rnos that they watched together, but of course when I initially read her bookย my curiosity got the best of me and I watched what she namedโฆ and I'm still scarred ๐ (iykyk)
I wish I could find the comment, but someone on another postย mentioned how in the 1970s, that sort of p*rn was "in" and quite avant-garde for the time period. Althoughย the two p*rnos Linda mentioned seemed a little outlandish to me they were actuallyย among the top five highest grossing of the 1970s, so if your perception of Elvis changed after watching "the Devil in Miss Jones", don't worry because everybody was watching it lmaoo. If you want to get another idea of what was highly regarded in the adult film industry at that time, know that "D**p Throat" starring Linda Lovelace was the most popular film of theย 1970s, and the whole plot is that she had a medical condition where her cl*toris was located in her throat... they were innovative back then with their ideas, to say the very leastย ๐
Elvisโ personal copy of โd**p throatโ โฌ๏ธ
however I do believe that kind of p*rnography was something that Elvis only indulged in for a few years in the early to mid 70s, and I believe that based on a story that Larry Geller told about Elvis which occurred in the late 70sโฌ๏ธ
I think Elvis always tried to be a really moral person, but with his lifestyle, there were times when he went "hog-wild," as Lamar put it, like on his army furloughs to Paris and going through all the Lido, Folies Bergere, and Crazy Horse dancers, and his weekends off in Germany at clubs like the Moulin Rouge. Towards the end of the 70s, I believe he was far more focused on finding his soulmate and willing to abstain from things like s*x and p*rnography in order to do so. Basically this man was too occupiedย with his spiritual books and search for lasting love toย be interested in watchingย "d**p throatโ ๐
I'm a stay and usually only by stray kids albums/merch (cause I'm only a casual listener of other kpop groups/singers) and i just bought an ateez digipack (impulse buy) cause i wanted to see who i would get/what would come in it (and i figured i could trade the pcs for skz pcs) and i was curious to see if was considered a good pull? I don't know much about ateez photocards
(i have an ateez bias (wooyoung/hongjoong with wreaker seonghwa) and i think they're funny and so creative & amazing at what they do but i only know a couple of songs so please suggest some songs!)
also IT CAME WITH 4 PCS ๐ฉ why can't they all be like this (doesn't seventeen albums only come with like 1 or 2 ๐)
(my skz fan + b/s/t insta acct is @/catsaremybias_)
i saw this jjk's gojo fanfic the other day by @hannzai (shoutout bc also a cool writer !!) in passing where reader was his son's ex n they got revenge on him by sleeping w his dad (can't add link :/) n my mind couldn't help but end up thinking abt how the concept would be so fun to apply to miggy
i was thinking non-spider au, billionaire-ceo!single-dad!miguel who had his son, gabe (the second gabriel o'hara bc miggy loves his baby brother but has to give his kid a nickname for a distinction), young (i specifically thought of 20-22 but u could always change it to younger for a teen pregnancy thing, i just wanted him in his forties ๐). with a baby mama that walked out. miguel was a big family man nonetheless and had always made time for gabe n his family, made sure to raise him good. but somehow, his kid turned out a womanizing brat who had zero respect for othersโthe complete opposite of what miguel had taught n raised him to be. n it frustrates him to no end bc he doesn't know where he went wrong.
one day, gabe randomly tells him over dinner that he met someone (reader, ofc) a little older (i'm thinking four years older, so gabe is 22 n reader is 26 bc it's a good age gap for her n mig) n started dating them seriously n miguel was so surprised but he was so proud n so happy for his son, miggy himself didn't care too much for romance bc even after a little over two decades, he still thinks of how his baby mama left him n w his line of work, trust issues were necessary. but he was so happy n proud of his son !! he met reader very few times, once over dinner and a few times as his son's date to an event/ gala they were invited to n he was so glad that his boy was settling for someone so good n mature n intelligent n elegant n pretty andโ
but then he realized it was all for naught be his son slept around anyw, regardless of the fact that he was supposed to be committing to someone, miggy questions his life decisions pt. ii.
reader ofc knows she's totally being cheated on, but she persevered. not be she's in love w gabe or anything, she doesn't even really like him, she was just lonely bc she only moved to nueva york recently for her job n she hadn't made any good friends yet so she's clinging :((
then it's gabe's 23rd birthday bash, they're like two months into dating, reader was hoping to get his attention that night. she wore a new dress that showed her off, shaved, spent hours on hours getting ready to look pretty so that her so-called โboyfriendโ would acknowledge her, only to be stumped at the party when gabe was alr sucking face with some other girl, surrounded by other women dressed skimpier than her n didn't even glance at her once. so she just ends up trying not to cry at some balcony, trying to still feel pretty bc she really did like her dress, she's regretting sm bc y did she even decide to go for someone younger, anyw, that was stupid n desperateโshe always liked older guys anyw.
n guess who ends up seeing her?? her bf's hot dad!!!!!!
he approached her bc he preferred a familiar face n was never one for parties, but then he sees her crying n he immediately knew why. n for some reason, he wanted to comfort her, she was too pretty to be crying over his stupid manwhore son, anyway. he was too young to understand. miguel was older, he had the experience. he could treat her betterโwait, y was he thinking that?? that's still his boy's gf.
but he just feels so so bad for her :(( maybe he should just show her exactly how she should be treated :(( starting by how to properly receive an o'hara dick ;(( (yes nsfw pls if u don't mind)
(she immediately ran off to yell at gabe from a distance n tell him she's breaking up w him ((bc she's not a cheater but which he hardly cared anyw)) before running back to pounce on papi o'hara and kiss him silly.)
optional but i think it would be funny for the next morning to happen n gabe either finds his dad n (ex) gf cuddling naked beneath the sheets in bed or seeing her in his kitchen making coffee (reader does not like coffee she made it for someone else ;)) while trying to nurse his hangover, not remembering that she was there n asking why she was, only for her to say that she was w his dad now n gabe pretty much fell out of his chair.
(preferably afab!reader pls !! also, i thought of reader being slightly more innocent ((doesn't partake in vices; drinking n smoking n all)) n kind of a good girl so do w that as u will <3 I'm so so sozzy this is so long i had to shrink it so it's not that long but i use too many words to summarize things that it's still so long anyw i'm hoping u like it enough to pick it up tho if there aren't roo many requests :D this idea has been stuck in my head for days since i read that oneshot i'm so stupid for this AGH)
so I went to exit my emotions in Germany last weekend, details below:
we went to the shows in Berlin & Leipzig, with a VIP experience for the latter
and guyyyyyyyyssss let me tell you, BC really did not lie when they said we were there to Exit our Emotions ๐ฉ the shows went straight to the very top of my personal BC shows list, the energy was amazing and all the new songs sounded incredible live, even the ones that weren't necessarily my #1 favourites, like Where's the Exit and Wolves in California. Especially the former sounds sooooooooooooooo good live ๐
and because I was there mainly to enjoy myself and to exit the fuck out of my stupid useless emotions, I barely took any videos or pictures (I never take pictures anyway, how do y'all manage to take such amazing shots at shows?!) despite having relatively good spots to do so. I kinda wish I had more so I could think back to the shows afterwards, but on the other hand I felt like I got way more out of the show when I put my undivided focus on it, and besides indoor shows are always challenging on that regard due to the flashing lights etc. and I felt like every time I was going to film the lighting was not appropriate so in the end I just couldn't bother ๐
I don't really have much else to report from Berlin other than that the venue was great, I had an excellent view and had the best time ever ๐ฅฐ
not least because I met so many BC tumblr friends!! it was so nice seeing everyone, please come to the Nokia Arena show y'all, we'll be your host it's hocus pocus ๐ฅบ
and then there was Leipzig ๐ฅด
I mean, this is my initial reaction immediately after it (written in my drafts):
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but yeah, as you can see from this post, @exitemotions and I had bought some silly little gifts to give the guys (rock hand glass markers not pictured), and we were so incredibly chill about the whole thing, like, NO ONE has ever been as chill as we were in advance of the VIP experience, I'm tellin' ya ๐
(we were so chill in fact that when we came back to the hotel room afterwards, we noticed we had forgotten the ceiling light on. you know, because that's how chill and zen and calm we had been upon leaving for the venue ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ )
the acoustic set was fucking cute, almost like a little campfire hangout ๐ฅบ
about giving the gifts and having our pictures taken: I feel like I was working on some kind of autopilot and can barely remember much anything ๐ which I'm kinda mad at myself about lol, but I guess the guys liked the gifts (Olli said the glass markers were important, as my foreword for them was that they'd no longer have to fight about which glass/cup was whose, and I remember Tommi saying that socks are always useful. the others are owners of feet as well, so I suppose they agree ๐งฆ)
we had made all sorts of grand plans for our individual pictures with the band but ended up with having "regular" ones after all, because while there was no feeling of rush per se at the m&g, everything was still happening relatively fast and sort of in their own course, and if we had wanted to do any funny poses or whatever, we should've been faster and in a little...sharper mental state to ask for them ๐๐ญ
but we were chill though, I promise ๐
(I'm just cringing at myself so hard because I look like a fucking teacher standing for a class photograph ๐๐ it's funnier if you know I'm actually a teacher lol)
during the show we were on 2-3 row because we kinda missed our cue to run and reserve our spots before the acoustic set. personally I blame Santeri the tour manager for this (and also the fact that there were so many people there who had already been to VIP on this tour before, so they knew what to do ๐คทโโ๏ธ meanwhile we were just left standing like "...wat ๐งโโ๏ธ")
the show was just as great as the Berlin one, I honestly can't put them in order because they were both amazing and really made me forget about my sad little life ๐ค
Rock Band From Hell was also alright. the one with no shirt on was hot
Ghost Kid was cool too. the one with no shirt on was hot
...so hot in fact that I already fell in love with him at the Berlin gig, and so when we were on our way to the merch booth after the Leipzig show, we ran into him and I flirted chatted with him a bit and had my picture taken with him ๐ฅฐ he was soooooo sweet and funny and I hope he'll stay true to his promise and keep the thing I said to him ('the drummer of BC could never [swirl the drumstick in his fingers in between every beat like you do]') "just between you and me" ๐คญ
from the merch booth I bought the XOXO longsleeve which looks super nice (sadly the quality isn't as super though dfgdgdsdh)
the next day it was time to return home, and as @kraeuterhexchen was seeing me to my platform at the railway station, I broke into tears in the middle of an escalator and didn't stop crying until boarding my plane lol
it's just that I was really nervous about travelling back to the airport from Leipzig because I had two changes of trains and the horror stories I've heard of Deutsche Bahn always being late were only adding to it, and that stress somehow triggered some sort of emotional meltdown in me and I realised the trip that I had been waiting for 6 MONTHS was now ending?? there had been so much talk about how we'd "do this and that when we go to Berlin/Leipzig and see BC" and now it's all done and gone and ?????? how does one move on after that ๐ญ
but mostly I've been crying about the gift I gave to Olli ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
some of you have already heard about this, but I had made Olli this pin cushion ring:
...because I wanted to "support his sewing hobby", as I told him then sdhfhdfhfhfh
he seemed to really appreciate it, and as I demonstrated how handy it was (because you can wear it and easily put the pins there while sewing instead of having to reach to a pin cushion further away on the table), he told me he only had this huge pin cushion ("a brick" he called it, the one you can see on this video), and aaaahhhhh I'M SO ANGRY AT MYSELF for not remembering much else or barely daring to even look at him to see his reaction ๐ญ I do remember he got very excited when he heard he was getting a sewing-related gift though ("yessss" he said, if my memory doesn't fail me too bad) ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
and I'm so sad I didn't even get a picture of him with it, because Joona the photographer was in the possession of my phone at that moment ๐ and I also forgot to tell him I had made it myself, though I believe it's self-evident. but, you know. still ๐ญ
and the reason why I've been so emotional about it is because I had made the ring weeks ago already, shortly after the album release event, and since then I have admired it every day (because hellooooo is it not the cutest?!) and I had imagined all the scenarios in which I'd give it to him, what I'd say about it and how he'd react to it (I wondered if he'd even know what it was, but of course he immediately recognized it as a pin cushion when I showed it to him ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ), and yesterday it just suddenly hit me that when I'd be back home, the ring would no longer be there on my table for me to admire and hold in my hands, because Olli has it now? it's OLLI'S now, as intented, and yeah idk why but even now, two days later, I'm still literally crying about it as I'm writing this because I had grown strangely attached to that silly trinket and now I'll probably never see it again ๐ฅบ๐ญ (I guess I should just make one for myself too lol, my old one that I made almost 17 years ago is a wee bit shabby)
anyway, if anyone sees him, can you please tell him to take good care of it ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
the world's biggest thanks to everyone who I hung out with on this trip, but especially to @kraeuterhexchen whose stunning art I can now admire in calendar form on my kitchen wall every month of the year (yes I shall keep you updated):
...and to @another-sun the organizer extraordinaire, as well as to my travelling companion @exitemotions (thanks for all the laughs with a touch of chaos in between <3)
here's me with BC again, the only other picture that's not blurry af lol
hello! ^^ I dealt with a venus man my whole life and itโs my dad. My dad is a Uttara Phalguni sun, Purvashada moon and saturn ak in Punarvasu. He dedicates his whole life to Christianity. He used to be a pastor and now heโs like a christian influencer with a lot of followers. Heโs like the most religious person I ever met. Religion has traumatized me because my dad kept brainwashing me to the point I was so scared of dying because I didnโt want to go to hell. ๐ญ๐ญ Obviously, Iโm not religious anymore because Iโm here talking about naks. He irks me sm ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Heโs very much conservative and traditional. He got disappointed that I havenโt gone to church and mentions god every time we talk, it drives me nuts! I canโt have a convo without him trying to convert me! He plays loud christian music everyday. Itโs so annoyinggg ๐My dad is very much image conscious and wants to look good in-front of people. How he presents himself on the outside is not at all how he is behind closed doors. Like people see him as this gentle, kind and appealing person. He doesnโt yell at people or raise his voice and is stern but soft spoken to others and people respect him. but at home he raises his voice at us (family) and has anger issues.๐ Heโs emotionally abusive and traumatized me in so many ways. Heโs very cold and never gave me emotional support. Heโs emotionally distant and only cried 2 times infront of me. He doesnโt know how to love. My daddy issues are screaming haha. Also, heโs a cockblocker. He just makes my life so difficult for no reason. I blame it on religion haha because he used not be this way until I was born. He did a 180. He used not be religious and drank a lot before I was born but some christians came to his doorstep and persuaded him and after that he became a devoted follower of Christ. Heโs just a bit too much compared to other christians Iโve met. Like he has rules for me like I canโt dye my hair or listen to pop music and prohibited me from watching disney movies when I was younger, threw away my barbies when I was a kid because he said it was a worldly thing, canโt wear skirts above the knee, no tats, no horror movies, no halloween, and etc. I wish I had a normal childhood but I made the most of it. Now, my dad is less strict and I can do most of things on that list that I couldnโt before because Iโm growing up and I make my own decisions. ( Iโm an adult now) I think itโs because my dad had this whole purity thing going on and didnโt want me to be โcorruptedโ by the world. He would get mad if I cursed and be like I never taught you that!!!!๐ก๐ก Funny how my dad spends his whole life to christianity yet his children arenโt religious. This what happens when a parent is really strict and controls you๐ญ like atp I rebel on purpose lmfao. but right now the only sibling that is still religious and got converted by my dad is my Purvashada asc sister ๐ญ They really think they are better than the rest of my family for being christians.
๐ณ๐ฉ๐คmy Venusian men fixation is slowly dying but I'm sooo sorry you had to go through all that babe I hope you're doing well now ๐ซถ
...I did not actually think that I would hit 500 followers within a month of hitting 400 so I forgot to prepare the milestone special
But I figured I have to give you something, right? Something I could make easily and quickly, but not something lazy like a terribly made mashup song or a few halfhearted memes, it had to be something you could come back to time and time again, and something of realistic value.
So I made copypastas for some iconic 90s songs.
Expand the post to see them all. Sorry in advance. And yes, you may make requests for more.
[Creep]
When ๐ you ๐ were โ here ๐ before ๐บ Couldn't ๐ โโ๏ธ look ๐ you ๐๐ผ in ๐๐ฆ the eye ๐ You're ๐ผ just ๐ค๐ค like ๐ฉธ an angel ๐ Your ๐ skin โ๏ธ makes ๐ me ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก cry ๐ค๐ข๐ญ You ๐ณ float ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ like ๐ a feather In ๐ a beautiful ๐ด๐ท๐ธ world ๐คท๐ I ๐ wish ๐ I ๐ฃ๐ค was special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ You're ๐ป so fuckin' ๐๐ special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ But ๐๐ฎ๐ I'm ๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ช a creep ๐๐คซ I'm ๐ฅ a weirdo ๐คช What โ the hell ๐ฆ am ๐ I ๐๐ doin' ๐ค here? ๐๐ I ๐ don't ๐ฐ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ here ๐ I ๐ง ๐ don't โ care ๐๐ฉ if it hurts ๐ค I ๐ wanna ๐ฑ have ๐ถ control ๐ค๐ฎ I ๐ป want ๐คฌ a perfect ๐ฏ body ๐ I ๐โโ๏ธ want ๐ a perfect ๐๐๐ฅฐ soul ๐ป I ๐ want ๐คฒ๐คฒ you ๐๐ค to notice ๐ When ๐ I'm ๐โโ๏ธ not ๐ฏ around โ๐๏ธโก๏ธ๐ค So fuckin' ๐๐ป๐ฏ special ๐๐๐ I ๐ wish ๐๐๐ I ๐ was special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ But ๐ I'm ๐ a creep ๐๐คซ I'm ๐ a weirdo ๐คช What ๐ค๐ก the hell ๐๐ญ๐ am ๐ I ๐๐๐ doin' ๐ค here? ๐ I ๐ญ๐ฟ don't ๐ซ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ here ๐๐๐โจโจ She's ๐ฉ๐พ running ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐ out ๐พ the door ๐ช (run) ๐โโ๏ธ She's ๐๐๐๐๐ running ๐โโ out ๐๐ช She ๐ฉ๐พ๐ฉ๐ฟ run, ๐ run, ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ run, ๐๐ run ๐ Run ๐๐ Whatever ๐ด makes ๐ you ๐ happy ๐ Whatever ๐ฏ you ๐ want ๐ You're ๐ญ so fuckin' ๐ฉ special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ I ๐ wish ๐ I ๐๐ was special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ But ๐ I'm โ๏ธ a creep ๐๐คซ I'm ๐๐ป a weirdo ๐คช What ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ the hell ๐ฅ๐ฅต am ๐ I ๐ doin' ๐ค here? ๐ฅต I ๐ don't ๐ซ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ here ๐ฆ๐ช I ๐๐ณ don't ๐ โโ๏ธ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ here ๐ช๐ฅ
[Common People]
She ๐ฉ came ๐ ๐๐ฆ from ๐ค Greece ๐ฌ๐ฑ she ๐ฉ had โ a thirst ๐ฆ for ๐ฆ knowledge ๐ She ๐ฅฐ studied sculpture at Saint ๐ Martin's College That's ๐ฆ where ๐ I ๐ Caught ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ her ๐ฉ eye ๐ป She ๐ฉ told ๐ me โ๏ธ that ๐ her ๐ฉ dad ๐ช๐ผ was loaded I ๐ said, ๐ in ๐ that ๐ case ๐๐ฏ I'll ๐ ๐ have ๐ฒ rum and Coca-Cola She ๐ said ๐ฌ fine ๐ And then ๐๐ฑ in โฎ๏ธ thirty ๐ง seconds ๐ซ time ๐โจ๐ she ๐ฉ said ๐ฌ๐ I ๐๐๐๐๐๐ wanna ๐ค live ๐ like ๐ common ๐๐ people ๐ฉ๐ซ I ๐ wanna ๐ฏโโ๏ธ do โณ whatever ๐ common ๐ฉ people ๐ซ do ๐ฆค Wanna ๐ค sleep ๐ด with common ๐ people ๐จ I ๐ wanna ๐๐ sleep ๐ช with common ๐ฉ people ๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ Like ๐ you ๐ Oh ๐ฆ what ๐ else ๐ฟ๐ฉ could ๐ค๐ค I ๐ป do ๐๐ซ๐ I ๐ said ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ I'll, ๐ท I'll ๐ ๐ฟ๐ก see ๐ what โ I ๐ can ๐ฆ do โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ I ๐ฉ took โ her ๐ to a supermarket I ๐ don't โ know ๐ค why ๐ค But ๐ I ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ had ๐ to start ๐ข it somewhere ๐ So it started ๐ there ๐ I โน๏ธโน๏ธ said ๐ฌ pretend ๐ you've ๐ฆ got ๐ no ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ money ๐ She ๐โโ๏ธ just ๐ก laughed ๐ and said ๐ฌ Oh ๐ฏ you're ๐ฅต so funny ๐ I ๐ said; ๐ฃ๏ธ yeah โ I ๐ can't ๐ฆ๐ฆ see ๐ anyone ๐ else ๐ค smiling โจ๐ซ๐งโโ๏ธ in ๐ง๐ป here ๐ Are you ๐คก sure? ๐ You ๐ wanna ๐ฏโโ๏ธ live ๐ like ๐โโ๏ธ common ๐ฉ people ๐ช You ๐๐ wanna ๐ท see ๐ฅ whatever ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ common ๐๐ people ๐ซ see ๐ Wanna ๐บ sleep ๐ with common ๐๐ people ๐ฉ๐ซ You ๐ฆ๐ wanna ๐ฅ sleep ๐ช with common ๐ฉ people ๐ Like ๐ me ๐ฆ But ๐ she ๐ฉ didn't ๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ understand ๐๐ ๐ She ๐โโ๏ธ just ๐ smiled and held ๐จโ๐ผ my ๐๐ hand ๐คฒ Rent a flat ๐ ๐๐๐ชโ๏ธ above ๐๐๐ a shop Cut ๐ฃ your ๐ hair ๐ and get ๐ฅ a job ๐ผ Smoke ๐จ some ๐บ๐ฏ fags and play ๐ฒ some ๐ฅ๐ฅ pool ๐ฑ Pretend ๐ you โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ never ๐ซ went ๐จ to school ๐ But ๐ still โฐ๐ you'll ๐ค never ๐ get ๐ it right ๐ฐ๐ฐ 'Cause ๐ซ when ๐๐ you're โ laid ๐ in ๐ ฐ๏ธ bed ๐ at night ๐๐ Watching ๐ roaches climb ๐ผ the wall ๐๐ฅณ๐ค If you ๐ called ๐ฑ๐ฝ๐ your ๐ dad ๐ฑ he ๐จ could ๐ stop โ it all, ๐ฏ yeah ๐
You'll ๐ธ never ๐ซ live ๐ฃ๐ฆ like ๐๐ common ๐ฉ people ๐ฅ You'll ๐๐ง never ๐ซ do ๐ whatever ๐ฏ common ๐๐ people ๐จ๐ฒ do ๐ You'll ๐ never โ fail ๐คง๐คง like ๐ common ๐ people ๐ฃ๐ฅ You'll ๐ never โโโโโ watch ๐ your ๐ life ๐ slide ๐๐ข out โ๏ธ of view โฒ And you ๐ dance ๐ฒ and drink ๐ถ and screw Because โก๏ธ there's ๐น nothing ๐๐คโ else ๐ to do ๐ Sing ๐ค๐๏ธ along ๐ถ with the common ๐ฉ people ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ Sing ๐ถ๐ along ๐๐ and it might ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ just ๐๐ get ๐ you ๐ through ๐งโโ๏ธ Laugh ๐ along ๐๐ with the common ๐ people ๐ฉโ๐พ Laugh ๐ along ๐๐ even ๐ though ๐ซ๐ง๐ป๐ they're ๐ฅ really ๐ ๐ป laughing ๐ at you ๐๐๐ And the stupid ๐คค things ๐๐ that ๐๐ค you ๐ค๐ค do ๐ถโโ๏ธ Because ๐ you ๐๐ฆ think ๐ค that ๐ poor ๐ธ is cool ๐ Like ๐ a dog ๐ฉ lying ๐คฅ in ๐๐ก a corner ๐ฝ They ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ will ๐๐ฐ bite ๐ you ๐ and never โ๐ warn you ๐ Look ๐ out, ๐ they'll ๐ฏโโ๏ธ tear ๐ your ๐ฉ insides ๐ out ๐ 'Cause ๐๐ค everybody ๐ด๐ต๐จ hates ๐ก a tourist Especially one 1๏ธโฃ who ๐ท thinks ๐ช it's all โก๏ธ๐ฅ2๏ธโฃ such ๐๐ a laugh ๐ Yeah ๐ข๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐๐ป๐ and the chip ๐ stains and grease Will ๐ผ come ๐ฝ out ๐ต๐ต in โ๐ป the bath ๐ You ๐ will ๐ฐ๐ผ never โ๏ธ understand โ๏ธ How ๐ค it feels ๐ค to live ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฐ๐พ๐๐ป your ๐ life ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐ With no โ meaning ๐ or control ๐บ And with nowhere โ left ๐ to go ๐ฆ You ๐๐ค are amazed ๐ณ that ๐ค they ๐ฅ๐จ exist And they ๐ฝ burn ๐ฅ so bright ๐ Whilst ๐ฉ you ๐ can ๐ only ๐ค wonder ๐ญ why ๐ค Rent a flat ๐ ๐๐๐ชโ๏ธ above ๐ a shop Cut โ๐ฑ your ๐ฉโ๐ผ hair ๐ and get ๐ a job ๐ ๐๐คช Smoke ๐ซ some ๐ fags and play ๐ฝ some ๐ฝ pool ๐ Pretend ๐ you ๐ never โ went ๐ฃ to school ๐ฏ๐ตโ๐ฏ๐ผโ But ๐ still ๐ ๐ you'll ๐ never โ get ๐ it right ๐ 'Cause ๐ when ๐ you're ๐ laid ๐ in ๐๐ bed ๐ด๐ at night ๐ Watching ๐๏ธ roaches climb ๐ผ the wall ๐๐ฅณ๐ค If you ๐๐ค called ๐ฒ your ๐ dad ๐จ he ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ could ๐ stop โ it all ๐พ Yeah ๐ฉ Never ๐ซ live ๐ like ๐ common ๐๐ people ๐ถ Never ๐ do ๐ฃ what ๐๐ฆ๐ common ๐ฉ people ๐ซ๐จ do ๐๐บ Never ๐ซ fail ๐ซ like ๐ common ๐๐ people ๐จ You'll ๐ญ never ๐ซ watch ๐ your ๐ฝ life ๐๐งฌ slide ๐ out ๐ of view โฒ And then ๐ dance ๐ฒ and drink ๐ถ and screw Because ๐๐ฝ there's ๐น nothing ๐๐ผ else ๐ โโ๏ธ to do ๐คจ Wanna ๐ live ๐ with common ๐๐ people ๐ฅ like ๐ you ๐ Wanna ๐ live ๐ with common ๐ฉ people ๐ฉ๐จ like ๐ you ๐ฆ Wanna ๐ live ๐ฃ with common ๐ฉ people ๐ฉโ๐พ like ๐ป๐ซ you ๐ Wanna ๐ค๐ป live ๐ฆ with common ๐๐ people ๐ซ like ๐ you ๐ฆ Wanna ๐ live ๐ with common ๐๐ people ๐คฅ๐คซ like ๐ท you ๐ Wanna ๐๐ live ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฐ๐พ๐๐ป with common ๐ฉ people ๐จ like ๐ง๐ you ๐ I ๐ wanna ๐ live ๐ with common ๐ฉ people ๐ช like ๐ you ๐ Oh, ๐ฏ la, ๐ง la, ๐ฐ la, ๐ถ la ๐ถ Oh, ๐ณ la, ๐ฐ๐ฐ la, ๐ฐ la, ๐ฐ๐ฐ la ๐ Oh, ๐ฐ la, ๐ถ la, ๐ฐ la, ๐ฐ la ๐ถ Oh, ๐ค la, ๐ฐ๐ฐ la, ๐ถ la, ๐ง la ๐ผ Oh ๐ฆ you ๐
[Even Flow]
Freezin' ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ Rests his ๐ฆ head ๐๐ฃ๏ธ on ๐ a pillow made ๐ of concrete again ๐ฅณ Oh, ๐ฆ๐ feelin' Maybe ๐ค he'll ๐๐ see ๐๐ a little ๐ค betters, any ๐ฆ days ๐๏ธ Oh, ๐ฐ hand ๐ค out ๐ Faces ๐๐ that ๐ป he ๐จ๐ป sees ๐๐ฒ time โณ again โ๐ฌ ain't โ that ๐ familiar Oh, ๐ dark ๐ grin ๐ He ๐ท can't ๐ฝ help, ๐ข๐ฌ when ๐ he's ๐จ happy, ๐ he ๐ท looks ๐ insane ๐๐คช Even ๐ flow, thoughts ๐ญ๐ค arrive ๐ฌ like ๐ butterflies ๐ Oh, ๐ฆ he ๐จ don't ๐ซ๐ know, ๐ญ so he ๐ณ chases them โก๏ธ๐ away ๐ Oh, ๐ค๐ค๐ค someday yet โโ he'll ๐คด begin ๐ฆ his ๐ค๐ life ๐ฆง๐ฆง๐ฆ๐ด again ๐ฅณ Life ๐ again, ๐ฅณ life ๐ again โ Kneelin' Lookin' ๐๐ through ๐ธ the paper ๐ค though ๐ฅ๐ญ he ๐โโ๏ธ doesn't ๐ know ๐ค to read ๐ Oh, ๐๐ฏ prayin' Now ๐ to something ๐คโ that ๐ท๐ฏ has ๐ never ๐ showed him ๐ฆ๐ฑ anything ๐ซ Oh, ๐ค๐ค๐ค feelin' Understands the weather ๐ก of the winter's on โฌ๏ธ its way ๐ Oh, ๐๐ ceilings Few ๐๐ข and far ๐ between ๐ all ๐ฏ the legal ๐ฐ๐ halls of shame ๐ณ Even ๐ flow, thoughts ๐ญ๐ค arrive ๐ like ๐ butterflies ๐ Oh, ๐ณ he ๐ฅ don't ๐ซ know, ๐ so he ๐ฅ๐ chases them ๐ผ away ๐ Oh, ๐ someday yet โจ he'll ๐คด begin ๐ his ๐ life ๐ again ๐ฌ Whispering hands โ๐๐ค gently ๐ lead ๐ him ๐ด away ๐ Him ๐ด away, ๐ him ๐ด away ๐ Yeah, ๐ ooh, ๐โก๏ธโก๏ธ๐คโฌ๏ธ ah ๐ฅถ yeah, ๐ fuck โฌ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐ it up ๐ Even ๐ flow, thoughts ๐ญ๐ค arrive ๐ฌ like ๐ butterflies ๐ Oh, ๐ง๐ he ๐ท don't ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ซ know, ๐ซ๐ฑ so he ๐จ chases them ๐ฑ away ๐๐จ Ah, ๐ฑ someday yet ๐๐ he'll ๐ฆ begin ๐ข his ๐ฆ๐โ๏ธ life ๐คค๐ again ๐ค๐ค๐โผ๏ธโ๏ธ Whispering hands ๐ gently ๐ lead ๐๐๐ฆ him ๐จ away ๐ Him ๐ด away, ๐ฅฐ him ๐ด away ๐๐ Yeah, โ ooh ๐ฆ
[Closer]
You ๐ let ๐ซ me ๐ violate ๐ฏ you ๐๐ฝ You ๐๐ let ๐ซ me ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ desecrate โ you ๐ You ๐ let ๐ me ๐ฐ๐ฏ penetrate you ๐ You ๐ป๐ป๐ฅต๐ฅต let ๐ me ๐ complicate you ๐ I ๐ฅ broke ๐ apart ๐๐๐ my ๐ช๐จ insides ๐ (Help ๐ me) ๐โโ๏ธ I've ๐ฏ got ๐ no โ soul ๐ฑ to sell ๐ธ (Help ๐๐๐๐ me) ๐ฅบ the only ๐คฃ thing ๐ that ๐๐๐๐ works ๐๐ป for ๐ป me ๐๐คฐ๐ Help ๐ฆ me ๐ฉ๐ป get 5๏ธโฃ away ๐ from ๐ myself ๐ I ๐ฐ wanna ๐ก fuck ๐๐ฆ you ๐ผ๐จ like ๐ an animal ๐ฏ I ๐ฃ๐ค wanna ๐บ feel ๐ you ๐ from ๐ the inside ๐ I ๐ wanna ๐ fuck ๐๐ you ๐ค like ๐ฆ an animal ๐ My ๐ whole ๐ฆ existence ๐๐ is flawed You ๐ get 5๏ธโฃ me ๐ค closer ๐คกโก๏ธ to God ๐ You ๐ can ๐ซ have ๐ถ my ๐ฟ isolation You ๐ can ๐ have ๐ ฐ๏ธ the hate ๐ก that โ๏ธ it brings ๐ถ You ๐๐ can ๐ซ๐ฆ have ๐ถ my ๐ absence of faith ๐ซโช You ๐๐จ can ๐๐๐โโ๏ธ have ๐ถ my ๐ everything ๐ฏ you ๐ป๐ tear ๐คฃ down ๐ค my ๐ reason ๐ค (Help ๐ฆ me) ๐ด๐ป it's your ๐ sex ๐ I ๐ can ๐ซ๐ฆ smell ๐ (Help ๐ฆ me) ๐ค you ๐๐ค make ๐ง me ๐ฆถ perfect ๐๐๐ฅฐ Help ๐ฆ me ๐ฉ๐ป become ๐ somebody ๐ค else ๐ I ๐ค๐ฝ wanna ๐ fuck ๐ you ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ณ like ๐ an animal ๐ I ๐ wanna ๐ feel ๐ you ๐ from ๐งโโ๏ธ the inside ๐ง I ๐๐๐ wanna ๐ฑ fuck ๐ you ๐ like ๐ an animal ๐ My ๐ whole ๐ฆ existence ๐ is flawed You ๐๐ get ๐ me ๐ฉ๐ป closer ๐คกโก๏ธ to God ๐๐ค Through ๐โฌ every ๐น forest ๐ฒ Above ๐๐๐ the trees ๐ฒ Within ๐ฑ my ๐ต stomach ๐๐คฃ Scraped off ๐ my ๐ knees ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ค I ๐ฅ drink ๐ง๐ป๐ง๐ธ the honey ๐ Inside ๐ your ๐๐ hive You ๐ค are the reason ๐ง I ๐ stay ๐๐งโโ๏ธ alive ๐ฅด
[Supersonic]
I ๐ need ๐ to be ๐ก๐ myself ๐๐ I ๐ can't โ be ๐ no โ one โ๏ธ else ๐ I'm ๐คฉ feeling ๐ supersonic Give ๐ me ๐ป gin and tonic You ๐๐ค can ๐ฅ have ๐ it all, ๐ฏ but ๐ค How ๐โ much ๐ฅ do ๐ you โจ๐ง๐ป๐ want ๐ it? You ๐ค make โ me ๐จ๐พ laugh ๐๐ Give ๐ me ๐คฉ your ๐ autograph Can โ๐ซ I ๐ฉ ride ๐ฒ with you ๐ In ๐๐ฅซ your ๐ BMW? You ๐๐ผ can ๐ฆ๐ซ sail โต with me ๐ฉ๐ป In ๐ my ๐ yellow ๐ธ submarine You ๐ need ๐ฌ to find ๐๐ค out ๐ 'Cause ๐๐ค no ๐ one's ๐ฉฑ gonna ๐โก๏ธโก๏ธ๐คโฌ๏ธ tell ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ you ๐๐โจ what ๐คท๐ I'm ๐ on ๐ about โจ You ๐ถ need ๐ to find ๐๐ a way ๐คโ For ๐ ๐ what ๐ฆ you ๐ฆ wanna ๐ค say ๐ But ๐๐ before ๐ tomorrow ๐ 'Cause ๐ my ๐ง friend ๐ said ๐ฌ he'd take ๐คฒ๐ป you ๐ home ๐ He ๐โโ๏ธ sits in ๐ฅ a corner ๐ฝ all ๐๐ โโ๏ธ alone ๐ฅ He ๐ท lives ๐ค๐๐ under ๐ a waterfall Nobody ๐ can ๐ณ see ๐ him ๐ด Nobody ๐ can ๐ง ever ๐ hear ๐ him ๐ง call ๐ฅฃ Nobody ๐ฏ can ๐ฅซ ever ๐ค hear ๐ him ๐๐๐ call ๐ค You ๐ need ๐ to be 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ yourself ๐๐ You ๐ can't ๐ซ be ๐ณ no ๐พ one ๐ฆด else ๐ฟ๐ฉ I โ๏ธ know ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ค๐คท a girl ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง called ๐ณ Elsa She's ๐๐๐๐๐ into ๐ Alka-Seltzer She ๐ง sniffs it through ๐งโโ๏ธ a cane ๐ญ On ๐ a supersonic train ๐๐จ๐ฆต๐ง๐ฆต And she ๐ฉ makes ๐ me ๐ง laugh ๐ I ๐ข๐จ got ๐ท her ๐ฉ autograph She ๐ฅฐ done โผ๏ธ it with the doctor ๐จโโ On ๐ a helicopter ๐ She's ๐ฉ๐พ sniffing in ๐ a tissue Selling The Big ๐คค๐ฉ Issue ๐ญ And she ๐ฉ finds ๐ out ๐๐ช No ๐ ๐ซ one's ๐ gonna ๐ช๐ช tell ๐ her ๐๐๐ง what ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ I'm ๐๐ on ๐ง๐๐๐๐ about ๐งโโ๏ธ You ๐ need โ๐ to find ๐ a way ๐ค For ๐๐ what ๐ฆ you ๐ wanna ๐ฑ say ๐ซ But ๐ before ๐ด tomorrow ๐ 'Cause ๐ซ my ๐ธ friend ๐ฉ๐จ said ๐ฌ he'd take ๐๐ you ๐ home ๐ช๐ช๐ช He ๐ท sits in ๐บ a corner โผ๏ธ all ๐ฏ alone ๐ข He ๐ฅ lives ๐ under ๐ก a waterfall Nobody ๐ฏ can ๐ธ๐ซ see ๐ him ๐ด Nobody ๐ can ๐ฆ๐ฆ ever ๐ค hear ๐ him ๐จ call ๐ Nobody ๐ ๐ค can ๐ฆ ever ๐ hear ๐ him ๐คญ call ๐
[Heart-Shaped Box]
She ๐ค ๐ eyes ๐ me ๐ฅฐ like ๐ a Pisces ๐ when โฐ I ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆพ am ๐ฉโ๐ง๐จโ๐งโ๐ง weak ๐ถ I've ๐ been ๐ผ locked ๐๐ inside ๐ธ๐ your โ ๏ธ heart-shaped box ๐ฆ for ๐คก weeks I've ๐ been ๐ฆ drawn into ๐ช your ๐ฆ magnet tar pit trap ๐ I ๐ wish ๐๐ I ๐ซ could ๐ฎ eat ๐๐ your ๐ cancer โ when ๐ you ๐๐ค turn ๐ black โซ Hey ๐ก Wait โโ I ๐๐ got ๐ a new ๐ก complaint Forever ๐ป in โฌ๏ธ debt to your ๐ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐๐ Wait โ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐ complaint Forever ๐๐ in ๐ป๐ฏ๐บ debt to your ๐ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐ Wait ๐ณ๐ฝ I ๐คซ got ๐ท a new ๐ฎ๐ถ complaint Forever ๐ช๐ญ in ๐ debt to your ๐ป priceless advice ๐ Your โจ advice ๐ Meat-eating orchids forgive no ๐ one 1๏ธโฃ just ๐ yet ๐ Cut โ๐ฑ myself ๐ on ๐๐ฟ angel ๐ hair ๐ and baby's breath ๐๐ Broken ๐ hymen of Your ๐ Highness, I'm ๐คง left ๐๐ฐ black โซ Throw ๐ฅด down โคต๏ธ your ๐๐ฉ umbilical noose so I ๐ can ๐ climb ๐งโโ๏ธ right ๐ท back ๐ Hey ๐๐ป Wait ๐ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐ complaint Forever ๐๐ in ๐๐ debt to your ๐๐ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐ Wait ๐ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐ฅ๐ฅ complaint Forever ๐๐๐ค in ๐ฎ debt to your ๐๐ผ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐โ๐พ Wait ๐๐ฏ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐ฑ complaint Forever ๐๐๐ค in ๐ debt to your ๐ priceless advice ๐ Your ๐ advice ๐ She ๐คท๐ฐ eyes ๐คฉ me ๐ค like ๐ธ a Pisces โ when ๐ I ๐คข am โ weak ๐ถ I've ๐คฉ been โณ๏ธ๐๐ locked ๐๐ inside ๐ your ๐ heart-shaped box ๐ for โ weeks I've ๐๐งโโ๏ธโจ๐ง been ๐ด๐ฅ drawn into ๐ your ๐ magnet tar pit trap ๐ I ๐ wish ๐ I ๐ฅโ could ๐ค eat ๐ your ๐ cancer ๐ฆ when ๐ท you ๐ turn ๐ฆท black ๐ค Hey ๐ Wait ๐๐ฏ I ๐ got ๐ป๐ฉ a new โค๏ธ complaint Forever ๐ช๐ญ in ๐ debt to your ๐๐ฝ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐ Wait โโ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐โโ๏ธ complaint Forever ๐๐ in ๐ debt to your ๐ก๐ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐โ๐พ Wait โ I ๐ got ๐ฆ a new ๐ฎ๐ถ complaint Forever ๐๐๐ค in ๐๐ debt to your ๐ฅบ priceless advice ๐ Your ๐ advice ๐ Your ๐บ advice ๐ Your ๐ advice ๐
[Parklife]
Confidence ๐ง๐ป๐โจ is a preference for ๐คฆ the habitual voyeur Of what ๐ is known ๐ซ as (Parklife) And morning ๐ soup ๐พ๐ can ๐ฅซ be ๐ avoided If you ๐ take ๐ a route ๐๐ straight ๐ through ๐ช what ๐ฆ is known ๐ซ as (Parklife) John's got ๐ฉ brewer's droop He ๐ท gets ๐ intimidated by ๐ the dirty pigeons They ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ love ๐ a bit ๐ of him ๐ด (Parklife) Who's ๐ that โ๐ข gut ๐คค lord ๐ marching ๐ฒ You ๐ should ๐๐ถ cut ๐ฃ down โฌ on ๐ผ your ๐ pork ๐ life ๐ mate Get ๐ some ๐จ๐ญ exercise ๐โโ All ๐ the people ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง So many โ people ๐ฃ๐ฅ And they ๐ all ๐ฅบ go ๐ฆ hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through ๐โฌ their ๐ฅ parklife Know ๐ญ what ๐งก๐ I ๐ mean? ๐๐ I ๐คข get ๐ up ๐ when ๐ I โจ want ๐ฅ Except ๐ฎ on ๐ณ Wednesdays When ๐๐ป I ๐๐ get 5๏ธโฃ rudely awakened by ๐ the dustmen (Parklife) I ๐ put ๐ my ๐ trousers ๐ on, ๐๐ have ๐ต๐ค a cup โ of tea โ And I ๐ think ๐ค๐ญ about ๐ค leaving the house ๐๐๏ธ (Parklife) I ๐๐ feed ๐ด the pigeons, I ๐ง sometimes ๐ feed ๐ the sparrows too ๐งโโ๏ธ It gives ๐ me ๐ a sense ๐ฐ of enormous well-being (Parklife) And then ๐ฅต I'm ๐ happy ๐ for ๐๐ the rest ๐ช of the day ๐ธ๐ Safe ๐บ in ๐ฎ the knowledge ๐ there ๐ฑ๐ณ will ๐ญ๐ต๐ท always ๐งข be โก๏ธ A bit โช๏ธ of my ๐ heart ๐ค devoted to it All ๐ฃ the people ๐จ So many ๐ฌ people ๐ฉ๐ซ And they ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ all ๐ข๐ go ๐ฆ hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through ๐งโโ๏ธ their โญ parklife Parklife (Parklife) Parklife (Parklife) It's got ๐ nothing ๐ซ to do ๐ with Vorsprung durch Technik, you ๐ know? ๐ญ๐ ๐ญ (Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not โ๏ธ about ๐ฆ you ๐ joggers Who ๐ go โค๏ธ round โญ and round ๐ and round ๐ (Parklife) (Parklife)
I hate myself
(oh yeah, edit: I obviously did not write all this myself, a bot did it instead because I'm not very efficient)
SO I READ THIS LAST NIGHT BUT I FORGOT TO SEND AN ASK CAUSE I IMMEDIATELY SLEPT AFTER !!!
Kami please I will bow down to the ground, forehead to dirt and everything in front of you for this piece of heaven. Genuinely cried ngl, like brat tamer Choso??? Sassy Choso??? It's so WEIRD seeing Choso take the reigns when there's Gojo there too but it's so GOOD like a weird kind of good and I'm so happy to be sandwiched between the best boys ever
Applause to reader man cause sex ban for three weeks? Haven't kissed him in 16 days? Yeah I would fold after a day of the sex ban if he comes home from work grunting and groaning tiredly while taking off his clothes like ??? Kamo Choso with that deep husky voice of his would get me down on my knees the moment he steps inside his house, literally all my dignity and shame are out of the window at that point.
Like everyone else, I'm sooo fucking curious about the phone call cause to me, both are so possessive over reader so I wonder if it's just Gojo thinking with his dick that made him accept this offer (probably is ngl) Choso too like ๐ญ wdym you aren't a jealous boyfie you almost pummeled Ino to the ground in the cafe
Part 2 and 3 will be the literal death of me, when Choso gives orders to Gojo like yeahhh catch me at my funeral. Like no lube, no protection, eiffel tower, dp, all day, all night, no stopping. Cuck Choso is best Choso and are we maybeee maybe?? getting a glimpse of a little subby Gojo to dom Choso?
UGHSSH I WANNA GET DESTROYED BY THOSE TWO SO BAD IT AINT EVEN FUNNY. I'm going feral just thinking about it I might have to reread it again ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Warning; Yap sesh ๐
When I fist thought abt it, I realized Gojo & Choso really never interact directly so I thought writing them tg would be hard but itโs actually so much more easier than I thought ๐ฅด
The only reason Chosoโs so dominant (as of rn) is bc heโs in the process of putting his gf in place, take her out the equation or catch Choso when heโs feining for her & itโd be a whole different situation
But dw, the tables may turn on him a lil bit in the next part (Spoiler alert; Gojoโs a yapper.)
AND IK THREE WEEKS MIGHT BE HARD TO IMAGINE BUT, she is known for herโฆ somewhat decent self-control as long as barriers are set ;)
Now if she drank even once within those three weeksโฆโฆ.. tht sex-ban wouldve been out the window ๐
ALSO ME TOO GIRLIE IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR DEEP VOICES ๐ฉ The second Choso comes home all tired and lazy, probably humming out a low โBaby I missed you sโmuch,โ as heโd probably try to wrap his arms around meโ yeah, Iโd fold.
&& I think Iโll do a lil blurb for their convo in the room just for yโall :)
Lastly, just to tease yall some more, there is a couple (but mainly one) subby Gojo & dom Choso momentโ itโs only for like a split second but itโs. Itโs making my brain stutter just thinking about it ๐
But that's why it's so fun though. There's definitely the surface level canon story.
It's fun to think, what if? Especially with easter eggs or vague elements showing the tiniest connection to another. Someone had to create that, so maybe they had an idea the viewer would too. If so, then what would the story look like if this connection is canon. Bonus points if it is canon and theres tiny nuggets all over the place. Im looking at you, eldren ring ๐๐ . Overall, it expands the story and adds depth, and who doesn't like that. (Trick question: NO ONE)
Lmao YOU KNOW he was waiting!! The pan away shot was so the audience couldn't see the filthy smirk on his face after saying that. Leon is totally a "fun guy" at heart *snaps finger guns*. Definitely loves to crack jokes. It's just given his surroundings and the situation he usually in, it's totally not called for. Especially his type of...humor, which already isn't that funny in a normal environment. Then when he says it, it's a double "Oh hell no." for me, dawg.
AHHHHH lmaooo you like his jokes! You're more whipped me than! ๐คฃ I'm shriveling up. A chocolate eclair ๐ we gotta build that up! (I can't talk mine is as tough as extra firm tofu)
Fr I totally understand. I'd feel bad especially since he's trying to lighten the environment, plus I know he hates this more than I do. Replace me with Ashley and all I hear are gunshots, goreish noises, and foreign yelling 24/7...๐๐๐ I'm listening to "Leon's jokes on a 10 hour loop" (some of them). I'd have to scrape up the courage to think of jokes and not hyper fixating on my environment and future death or Leon's back ๐.
I'd either beg Leon for a mercy kill or do it myself. I'm not built for that world. Also if Leon actually said that, he'd get 1 good noodle star, cuz that actually made me laugh.๐คก
I'm hollering!! I was thinking the same thing but couldn't find the meme!!! Thank you!!๐ฅน
Leon is a frat party and a Bang energy drink (the only option) with a plate of hooters wings away from being the "you're not that guy pal". Maybe the trauma was worth it.
(Again sorry for any grammar mistake. I can't read or write)
I love a game with little nuggets that subtly connect to one another to weave an story beneath the common storyline. It just gives you more insight toโฆwell everything! Itโs one of my favourites that the game developers are like โweโre gonna give long time players a treat and new time players a fun thing to unravel.โ
Ngl, Leon would single-handedly give me brain rot so bad that I start doing crappy, half asses one liners.
Itโs a disease and heโs the cause.
It ainโt my fault that Leon is so unbelievably pretty! My kryptonite is pretty boys and unfortunately Leon is on-top of the list for prettiest boys!
All heโd have to do if flash me a smile and Iโd be like; ๐ฉ ๐ณ๐๐ฅต๐คค๐ซ
The trauma Leon has been through had altered him so much so that his coping mechanisms are to make shitty one liners to EVERYTHING.
He thinks heโs a cool kid at heart, we know that ainโt true. Heโs a dorky dork that thinks his humour is the shit.
Me: Leon go to therapy, youโre obviously not okay.
Leon: Therapy is for losers and I am no loser๐
Me: youโve missed 6 appointments, the jokes got to stop-
In all fairness he probs doesnโt think therapy would work out for him at all and also over works himself to the bone. I remember someone saying that the reasons for Leon being jacked as all hell in re4 is so he doesnโt get taken by surprise anymore.
My baby needs a hug but heโd probably be so on edge and alert that I wouldnโt be able to without triggering his fight or flight responses.
Iโd get too distracted by Leonโs ass and have a deep debate within myself whether or not itโs be inappropriate to slap it. Also Leon doesnโt skip leg day. Heโs got nice thighs, and armsโฆand backโฆnice titsโฆ
Leon probably would drink bang energy in means of staying up at night. How he finds out about bang is anyones guess.
(SPOILERS !!! I donโt own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
God. Itโs like every week, I get even more tired than the previous week. What has my life come to? I feel so dead inside.
Anyways, wooooo new chapter is here. Letโs goooooooo!!!
โDiD yOu JuSt HiT a CoP ?โ Yeah mf. Call it โinjusticeโ or a โcrimeโ, IDC. Daniel gon beat yo ass GTA style. ๐ค
Itโs ok Daniel, go get him!!!
*h e a v y s i g h*
. . .
PLEASE. EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND WHILE Iโฆ โTAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESSโ.
*stays in the bathroom for about 30 min*
I'M KIDDING... not really.
BRUH EVEN DANIEL IS NAKED? AROUND GUN??? This is dangerous. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDD.... SIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! THE WET HAIR THOOOOOO. ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด
I def know what I want for Christmas this year... ๐
Santa would definitely kill me in my sleep...
N S F W M E M E W A R N I N G !!!
(If you don't wanna see the inappropriate meme, just scroll past it.)
God, my ๐บ been quivering... What? I bet those of you who read Rendezvous would agree that you want him too. I'M LOOKING AT YOU!! READERS WHO'VE READ THOSE CHAPTERS ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT, SMH. ๐๐ Don't lie.
Man, this is giving me mad inspiration to write again. Who knew that some steamy shower panels would bring me back to continue writing for that story? How ironic. ๐
YESSSSSS GUN BBG, MAN WHORE, DADDYYYYYYY. ๐ฅฐ
DAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE FANCY FIGHTING SPINS!!! Also, "I'm gonna get punished severely when I get back." ๐ง Is Gun gonna make you give him ๐ง or nah? Like what?
BRUHHHHHHHHHH. DANIEL NOOOOOOOOOO!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
AWWWW BABY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT. JUST CONTINUE TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL!!! ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
Awwwww shit... Is this where I think this is going...? ๐ญ
Hey Alexa, play "Lose Yourself" by Eminem.
OMG WAIT. HE DOESN'T LOOK THAT DIFFERENT FROM WHEN HE WENT CRAZY MODE IN HIS OTHER BODY!!! :O God, it's like the same demon possessed Daniel or something.
OK DANIELLLLL!!! I SEE YOUUUUUU, KING!!!! ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
AYO, IS THAT JAKE'S OLDER BROTHER??? ๐ HOW TF JAMES LEE KNEW ABOUT HIM AND NOT EVEN HIS OWN BROTHER, JAKE KIM KNEW ABOUT HIM UNTIL TOM LEE MENTIONED HIM??? ๐๐๐๐
Geez, I'm starting to feel bad for Jichang. Like, ok Daniel, I get it. Your fight with Jichang started because you're trying to find out more about Jinyoung and all that, but... y'all can't just... talk it out? ๐ "Civilized folks" style? No? Ok.
Oh crap... that's not good. ๐ฌ
B R U H. THESE PANELS GAVE ME MAD GOOSEBUMPS. SHIIIIIT. I HOPE DANIEL'S HOMIES ARRIVE!!!! ๐
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW ITTTTTTT!!! I TOLD Y'ALL WTF. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I EVEN KNEW IT IN THE LAST REVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I GOT PSYCHIC POWERS. ๐ฎ
SEE???? I CONCLUDED THIS LAST WEEK WITH MY OWN WORDS, BRUH. CALL ME A... G E N I U S. โจ (Actually don't. I'm still a dumbass.)
"Thanks. I almost died just now." ๐๐๐๐ Idk why I thought that line from Hudson was funny to me LMFAOOO. Just caught me off guard because I mostly see him being so serious all the time. Also, Jichang... don't underestimate Daniel lol. It'll be your downfall if you do.
I stg. Almost every chapter, Daniel always gets even more attractive. ๐๐
I always see people comment on how Daniel is turning more into Gun due to how he has improved in fighting as the story progresses. HOWEVER, I've never heard Daniel becoming James Lee before and I find that concept very interesting. I'm not sure if PTJ is leading Daniel towards that path of him becoming the new "James Lee", since he is a self-righteous character who seeks truth.
Even though I find this moment to be very cool, I worry that Daniel might create more enemies for himself and I hope he doesn't kill anyone then spiral into long-term guilt like James Lee.
God, I still can't get over the GUN SHOWER PANELS. AHHHHHHHHH!!! HIM... NAKED??? I MEAN, COME ON MAN. HE LITERALLY IS EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL WHO REALLY AGED SO GOOD. SO TASTY. SO DELICIOUS. SO SCRUMPT-DIDDLY-UMPTIOUUUSSSSS!!! CALL ME A CONNOISSEUR, BUT HE CAN BE THE YAMATO TO MY HENNESSY, WITH HIS HIGH PRICED SEXY ASS. ๐คค๐คค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
If any one mentions him in the shower, yk Imma be "showering" down there. ๐ฆ
ALSO, WE NEED MORE SHOWER FAN SERVICE PTJ. KEEP 'EM COMING!!!
i ๐๐๐ had ๐ this trippy dream ๐ญ where this cat ๐ was driving ๐ฆ me around ๐ฐ๐ฅ in ๐ต an old convertible. later ๐ on it turned ๐๐ into ๐ช a vw van ๐ and near ๐ฏ the end it was more โโโโโโโโโ like ๐ง๐ this spaceship kinda ๐ thing. ๐คฃ we were high ๐ up, ๐ฝ looking over ๐ the road, ๐ฃ but the front ๐ console ๐ฎ was shaped like ๐ a van, ๐ and it still ๐ had that ๐ convertible top. the guy ๐ถ๐ who was driving ๐ me around ๐๐๐ was an older ๐ด dude, ๐ฑ an old hipster with a weathered voice ๐ kinda ๐ like lou reed's. he ๐จ kinda ๐ had ๐ฅ some of that ๐ผ vibe and energy ๐ฅ๐ฅ like dennis hopper in ๐ easy rider. yeah ๐ like, ๐ if you ๐ could imagine ๐ค a cross โช between lou reed and dennis hopper, that's the dude who ๐ค was driving ๐ฆ๐ธ me. we were ๐ซ๐ป headed ๐จโ๐ฆฒ due north, ๐ coming up ๐ท to a stoplight. the light ๐ก was beautiful ๐ฉ in โ๏ธ the dream, with all that nice ๐ washed out orange ๐ from ๐๐ฒ the pollution. ๐ฆต๐ฝโฆ๏ธ๐ฆต๐ฝ i ๐ had this happy feeling ๐ in my ๐ซ stomach, ๐๐คฃ but ๐ค also this scared feeling, ๐ like something ๐ฉ was about ๐ to happen, but ๐ฅ i ๐งโโ๏ธ didn't know ๐ what. anyhow, as we ๐ approached the light, ๐ก this cat ๐บ in a sports car ๐ came ๐ out of nowhere and just ๐ค cut us ๐บ๐ธ off. ๐ด my man ๐ต slammed on ๐ the brakes and narrowly averted a mash-up. got my ๐ซ blood boiling, ๐ฌ but ๐ i wasn't the one ๐ค driving. ๐ฆ๐ธ yeah ๐๐คท so wouldn't ๐ฉ you ๐ค know it, we ๐ฆ pull up โ right ๐ฐ๐ฐ behind ๐ the cat ๐ at the light ๐ก and there he ๐ท was, glaring at us through ๐ช his ๐๐น rear-view. he ๐จ was all like, ๐ "yeah ๐ that's right, i ๐ cut โ๐ฑ you ๐ข๐ off, what're you gonna do about ๐ โโ๏ธ it?" so i said to lou reed slash dennis hopper, i'll just ๐ call ๐ him lou now, โโโโโโโโ "man, aren't ๐ฒ you gonna ๐ say ๐ฌ something to that ๐๐๐ guy?" ๐ฆ๐จ but lou just looked straight ahead ๐๐ป and said, ๐ฌ๐ "y'know man, ๐จ๐ป the only ๐ค๐ way i'm ๐โโ๏ธ gonna put something ๐ out there ๐๐ like ๐ that ๐ is if i'm โ๏ธ ready ๐บ to dance ๐ with that ๐ cat, y'know ๐ what i ๐ฅ mean? ๐ you ๐ put something out ๐ there, โค๏ธ๐โจ there's ๐น consequences. all you've got ๐ are your ๐ actions, man. and remember, ๐ค๐ค words ๐ฆ are actions too. ๐ก do you ๐ฆ wanna dance ๐ฒ with that โฌ๏ธ guy?" y'know now i ๐ฅ realized lou was driving me ๐ผ around ๐ and i ๐๐๐๐๐๐ wasn't even ๐คญ thanking him. at first, ๐ฅ i ๐ฉ thought ๐ญ he was kind ๐ท of a bad influence, but โ actually he was taking care of me. watching my ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ back, ๐จ talking ๐ฌ me ๐ down ๐ป from something. it's funny ๐ท๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐ท๐ป how sometimes โจ in ๐ฎ dreams, ๐ญ you ๐ don't realize ๐ค๐ฎ๐ง who's your ๐ friend. ๐๐ฌ looking ๐ back, ๐ maybe ๐ all ๐ค these different people were ๐ฅ๐ฅ you in ๐ท the dreams. ๐ญ๐ญ yeah, like, maybe that crazy ๐คช dude in ๐ท the other ๐คทโโ๏ธ car ๐ was me as well. like you got this one part of you ๐ that ๐ watches out ๐๐ช for you, keeps you steady, and this other ๐ part ใฝ that's ๐ค raging and full of anger. ๐ like ๐ช๐ old lou and the crazy ๐ dude ๐๐ in ๐๐ the dream, ๐๐ญ๐ญ they're ๐ฅ all a part ๐ป of you. y'know, ๐ i think of it like ๐ taming a dragon. ๐ฒ the crazy ๐คช dude is the dragon, ๐ and if you ๐ don't ๐ watch ๐ out, ๐ he'll ๐คด bite you. ๐ hard. โ you see, ๐ lou knows ๐ค about the dragon. he's ๐ถ there ๐๐ to set you straight. ๐ you don't wanna ๐ท kill ๐ฟ the dragon, ๐ you wanna ๐๐ make friends ๐ซ with it, harness its power so you ๐ค can ๐ use it. but ๐ i only ๐ค realized ๐ก that when ๐ i ๐๐๐ woke ๐ up. ๐ โโ๏ธ