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gambeque · 8 months

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im normal

#im normal #i sweae #i swear #splatoon 3 #myart #side order #agent 8 #pearl splatoon #splatoon

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itachi-with-a-chicken · 6 months

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Episode 1 season 3

We open the scene on Alma in bed, Mary beside her is telling a story.

Mary: and so Edward wasn't Blackbeard anymore, your father decided that living as a pirate was too dangerous and they decided to open an inn by the sea. The end.

Alma seems to be accepting the story, and quickly goes to sleep.

Doug is shown waiting by the door for them to finish.

They are now in their room, preparing for the night.

Doug: will you ever tell them the real story?

Mary: as if! It's not really like we know it, don't we? Isn't it better for them to believe their father is alive and happy somewhere else?

Doug: And how do we know it's not real?

Mary, getting into bed : well, until we know otherwise, that's the story I'm gonna tell them

They turn off their candles and prepare to sleep, and for a moment everything is quiet and tranquil, but then

* Thump thump thump *

Someone is knocking the door

The scene changes. We see the front door opening. We see Mary pretty pissed off and Doug with a chandelier in his hand as makeshift weapon

Mary: who the hell... Stede??

The camera pans on Stede and Ed, but they are not alone. In fact, between them there is more death than alive Izzy

Stede: Hello Mary, Doug. Dreadfully sorry for the late hours but.. could we come in?

#ofmd s3 #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #david please give me a chance #i can make it work #i sweae #pleaseeee #edward teach #stede bonnet #mary bonnet #Izzy Hands #fix it #sort of

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beloved-blaiddyd · 1 month

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yandere half-dog!Gallagher and forgetful farmer!reader au medium effort doodles before I start my day lol.

Edit: more dog gallagher content here

Short additional brainrots:

(Y/n)'s family has a long history of adopting hounds, even including them in their family tree.

Initially, they have no plans on getting a dog. They can manage the farm just fine and was not interested in investing on livestock (chickens, sheep, cows, etc.) They're not confident enough in their abilities to raise an animal.

??? once belonged to another Family, which unfortunately treated him poorly. He was not given a name. There was a period in the summer wherein his owners forgot to give him water, and when he did hear the sound of liquid trickling down— he cringed at the taste. He still doesn't know if they were trying to kill him, but from them on, he loathed the taste of SoulGlad.

Needless to say... (Y/n)'s old man was surprised when they brought home a "mutt".

“He looks like he's dying. Pops, can't you help me out?”

“I thought you hate animals...”

“I just stink at taking care of 'em.” (Y/n) sighed. “Please? Poor thing looks like it's on its last leg.”

To this day, Gallagher isn't sure what exactly compelled them to help him. Even when asked, (Y/n) would say they forgot their own reasons behind taking him in. Perhaps he was just that pitiful— or maybe their (L/n) traits finally got to them. He's eternally grateful either way.

And so...

Gallagher gazed at the (L/n) Family tree, caressing his and (Y/n)'s image.

“Hey Master, ya don't have any plans on getting another hound, do ya?”

“Please, you're already a handful, Woos— Gallagher. I don't need another one.”

He grinned, eyes not straying away from the painted walls.

“Good.” He closed his eyes.

“Wouldn't want to share you with anyone else, y'know.”

(Y/n) laughed. “For an old dog, you seem like a clingy young pup.”

Gallagher nodded, savoring their voice. Refreshing, just like cold water on a warm day. You claimed that he's acting like a puppy, but when he was young? He was a biter. Not exactly the loving kind. It was best that you met him when he was already all grown up.

“Well... Perhaps that's just a sign I never got a chance to being one... But when I'm with you, I'm...”

He shook his head.

“Nevermind. What's the agenda for today, Master?”

#$ brynn's papers #yandere gallagher #I see aventurine is winning the poll dw whoever wins the poll gets a comic lmao these are just some doodles *shrug*#I sweae I'm not a furry (the allegations become harder to dismiss every day /silly)#yandere gallagher x reader #gallagher x reader #yandere hsr #yandere hsr x reader #yancore #gallagher x you #gallagher hsr #hsr #hsr x reader #hsr fanart #Also maaaybe i really just made this to spread yandere gallagher agendas cuz really- we need more adult looking characters to simp for hAHA #yandere imagines #tw yandere #yandere x reader

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celluzu · 5 months

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Pac really likes making Fit chase and beg huh.

#hes done this before I sweae #qsmp #liveblogging

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chichikoi · 6 months

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oppulent.

pairing: diluc x gn! reader

fandom: genshin impact

trope(s): marriage of convenience, implied enemies to lovers

warnings: crack. mentions of thick fingers (sobs), reader has a teasing personality, workplace romance.

a/n: whoever thought it'd be a good idea to give me a functioning brain and a keyboard *sighs wistfully*. this is peak delusion, please try to enjoy, and bear with me.

Diluc scrutinized the ring in his hand, his brow furrowing in subtle frustration. He glanced up at you with an impassive expression, motioning for you to extend your hand.

"Let's try this again," he grumbled, his tone clipped and businesslike.

You obliged, holding out your hand as he selected a new ring. Diluc's fingers were precise as he attempted to slide it onto your ring finger, but as it happens, it caught midway.

He frowned, his impatience growing more apparent. "Your fingers are thicker than I anticipated." he remarked with a measured tone.

Suppressing an eye-roll, you extended your hand once more, wondering how someone so meticulous in business could falter with something as seemingly straightforward as ring size. Diluc selected another ring, and this time, it glided on with ease.

"There," he stated matter-of-factly, "the right size."

You couldn't help but mutter something under your breath.

Diluc shot you a glance, his crimson eyes meeting yours with an unreadable expression. "Excuse me?"

You met his gaze head-on, your irritation bubbling to the surface. "I said, I didn't realize precision had a learning curve, sir."

A flicker of annoyance crossed Diluc's features, but he remained composed. "I don't have time for inefficiencies. This is merely a formality for our arrangement."

You couldn't resist a sarcastic smile. "Of course, Mr. Ragnvindr. I wouldn't want to inconvenience you with the size of my fingers." He merely grunted in response, returning to his usual grumpy self as if the exchange hadn't ruffled his feathers.

The tension lingered in the air as you exchanged those subtle barbs with Diluc. The jeweler discreetly observed the dynamic between you two, unsure whether to be amused or uncomfortable. Once the rings were finalized, you gathered your composure, preparing to leave the shop.

As you turned to exit, Diluc's voice cut through the air, begrudgingly breaking the formality. "You can drop the formalities. Just call me Diluc."

A mischievous grin tugged at your lips. "Oh? so we're on a first-name basis now?"

His response was a tightened expression, a silent plea for cooperation. "It's more convenient for our... arrangement."

Your satisfaction was palpable. "Alright, Diluc. If you say so."

As you sauntered out of the jeweler's shop, you left behind a bemused Diluc, who, despite his stoicism, seemed to have reluctantly taken a step towards a less formal connection.

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pawbeanies · 2 months

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actualy thank u all for being here and allowing me to say dumb shit. nowhere else can i talk abt my pet bugs and dinosaurs and say just the dumbest things in the world in the same breath as liek hornyposting and i think. that is so beautiful

#pawbeanies lore this is the only place whwre i let my brain Completely Unleash itself #and knowing that ppl out there think its funny and tolerate me is very heartwaeming. to me #ne way im gonna talk abt pussay again i sweae i just value u all #i love u all very much. real ans true

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nightyelean · 10 months

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Why is he so babygirl

#i sweae this was just reference kinda #heck #it feels like he is flirting w me through the screen #and its working #feck #wip #among us au

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sneedlier · 5 months

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Made some drawings at school last week. They r my faves istg

Unedited underneath

#im normal abt them i sweae #|#wordgirl #wordgirl fanart #word girl #wordgirl pbs #steven boxlietner #dr two brains #dr twobrains #doodle #doodles #fanart #「🎨」 HARI DRAWS ━➤ 🧪🌑#hari actually draws

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gojo-mochi · 6 months

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When I change into a jjk blog will you still love me…

#ILL STILLW RITE FOR ONE PIECE I SWEAE 😩#softy talks to you (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ ) (•᷄ •᷅ ;)#just let me finish this Kinktober event and then I’ll redo my theme..

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saint-cassio · 2 years

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a littlw wip :3

just two bros having a totally normal staring contest nothing much

#my overdue assignments watzhing me draw this: 🫠🥴#ill finisj this one day i sweae #wip #myart #fanart #wincest #samdean

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hidendumbassvillage · 2 years

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Okay I lied here's a meme about HOTD

#the only one i sweae #made it myself #my post #meme #hotd meme #house of the dragon #house of the dragon meme #daemon targaryen #viserys targaryen #not naruto

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hanrinz · 9 months

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WIP TAG GAME( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

rules: make a 24h poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner got

fanksies for the tag earfi ‎<33 u def know who i voted for in your poll :p

tagging: @sixosix @tnjiku @escapenightmare @gettinshiggywithit @keyotos @vrmxlho @yuquinzel no pressure!!

#pls pick rin guys even tho his has no titles bc im gatekeeping it (i can't think when it's him)#i will sleep now o sweR #cool ass fic names frrrrrr 🙏🏻🙏🏻 we believe in my delusions 💯#i sweae i can do better pls #WHY IS IT SO HAED TO PIC A WIP #okioki good night everyone 🫶#tag game #sae has the title privilege yeah okay

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real-odark · 1 month

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4 am again garfy boy you know what that means (sickly maddening urges and means to cave in my skin and admit i am actually pulitzer from hit broadway musical newsies!)

#chat please i need to be the old man im him i m him ian mbex ikn PLUAs #IM HIM!!!!!!!I SWEAE!!!!!!!!!#mom dad im coming out as PULITZER FROM HIT BROADWAY MUSICAL NEWSIES #newsies #livesies #jett talks (me)#musical theatre #theatre #musical #musicals

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slushglow · 1 year

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as a birthday gift to myself i drew my fav turtle 🎂🎉🔊

happy holidays everyone 🫶

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iiscpr · 7 months

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kitty girl

#i think im kind of afraid to post sketches because it makes me feel like ''this isnt the best i can do i SWEAE'' but i need to get over it #so. guren kity :]#guren ichinose #ons #my art

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superluigiglitchy · 3 days

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Hypnoshades Meggy

When Meggy goes missing, Mario along with 1# Grizzco. Employee Harbour Current get recruited by Marie Cuttlefish from the Squid Sisters to search for her cousin Callie Cuttlefish and her Grandpa Craig, who's gone missing as well

They do manage to find them however they don't seem to be quite.... Themselves

#hypnoshades meggy #splatoon #smg4 #meggy spletzer #smg4 meggy #is this apart of the triple does au? maybe maybe not #it can be read as stand alone tbh #callie cuttlefish #harbor current #marie cuttlefish #splatoon 2 #calleggy implied??#the way i put my whole octoussy into meggy's abs...#im straight i sweae i just like to draw buff characters

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