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Greetings of pain and sorrow,
I am Ariadne, last known member of the Milan Duchy.
I have recently been informed that you have become my dearest younger sister's paramour? I do hope this little escapade you have decided to participate in will end nicely.
If not? Well, I am getting rusty due to my lack of training again, I wouldn't mind a new target to practice with.
Lots of regards,
Ariadne di Milan, The new Duchess of Milan
Oh gods not again
Right well, once again, I promise I have absolutely no ill intention towards Kat
#son of ares#ellis wakefield#Ooc: I'm laughing so hard right now#They've only just started the first date and Ellis has already been threatened by four different people#I love it#He better not fuck up#Or he's dying very very painfully#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson roleplay#percy jackson oc#heroes of olympus#demigod reader
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Mha/Khr crossover where the Tenth Gen kind of trip their way into becoming a teen vigilante group (something that Reborn finds infinitely amusing) and through a series of near misses find themselves cornered by a group of Concerned Adults who offer them a chance at “rehabilitation” and to become true heroes by going to UA on a probationary basis.
Reborn thinking it’s funny/good training so he lets it happen and even gets himself named as their homeroom teacher despite the fact he looks maybe seventeen at this point.
Including Tsuna and Izuku bonding over having generational trauma, Mukuro and Chrome breaking any and all laws of quirk science intentionally or not, Reborn and Nezu being terrifyingly good friends, and poor Aizawa Shouta who will never know peace again.
#the elf talks#reborn#mha#bnha#katekyo hitman reborn#Hayato and Baku H A T E each other#No one can figure out if they rehab kids are siblings or dating and when they ask Mukuro only says yes#possible with other kids rather than just tenth gen#like Spanner and Shoichi would actually kill to get into UA okay#I could see Byakuran showing up because he thinks it’s funny#Ken and chikusa are obvious#Tsuna: You know we’re all different ages right#Aizawa: you have the same amount of hero schooling so I do not care#rehab class au
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If I were Sadie Kane and people from Norse and Greek mythology were giving me shit about dating a god I would simply threaten to fuck their parents, anyway-
#pjo#sadie kane#the kane chronicles#magnus chase#percy jackson#riordanverse#she's the only hero we've had who is actually dating a god so i mean#she would probably lean into that if nothing else
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UPCOMING 2024 ANIME WITH NEW SEASON
Looking for anime to watch/rewatch? Try these series as you wait for the new seasons this year!
SPRING ANIME 2024
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! Season 3
Kimetsu no Yaiba: Hashira Geiko-hen
Tensei shitara Slime Datta Ken Season 3
Mushoku Tensei II: Isekai Ittara Honki Dasu Part 2 [Genre Warning: Ecchi]
Boku no Hero Academia Season 7
Maou Gakuin no Futekigousha Season 2 Part 2
Date A Live Season 5
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei Season 3
Yuru Camp Season 3
Hibike! Euphonium Season 3
Kuroshitsuji: Kishuku Gakkou-hen
Shinigami Bocchan to Kuro Maid Season 3
More series under the cut!
SUMMER ANIME 2024
Oshi no Ko Season 2
Fairy Tail: 100 Years Quest
Kami no Tou Season 2
Shy Season 2
FALL ANIME 2024
Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu Season 3
Arifureta Shokugyou de Sekai Saikyou Season 3
DanMachi Season 5
Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online Season 2
Kamonohashi Ron no Kindan Suiri Season 2
Shangri-La Frontier Season 2
Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi (Season 7)
Ao no Exorcist: Yuki no Hate-hen
Love Live! Superstar!! Season 3
Rurouni Kenshin: Meiji Kenkaku Romantan - Kyoto Douran (Season 2)
Nanatsu no Taizai: Mokushiroku no Yonkishi Season 2
Shin Tennis no Oujisama: U-17 World Cup Semifinal
#animanga#anime#konosuba#kimetsu no yaiba#tensei shitara slime datta ken#mushoku tensei#boku no hero academia#maou gakuin no futekigousha#date a live#mahouka koukou no rettousei#yuru camp#hibike! euphonium#kuroshitsuji#shinigami bocchan to kuro maid#nonedit#i will watch only about half of this list this year lol#i am most looking forward to natsuyuu#because it's been a while and i already gave up a long time ago expecting for another season#but here we are and i am so excited about it!! <3
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Nimona AU where Ballister is a villain but like, he's not even really that evil, like, at all. He's just, really bad at being a Villain.
And him and his "Nemesis" have the worst relationship, meaning that they have a great relationship because they don't even actually hate each other like Nemesis' are supposed to.
V!Ballister, doing an 'evil' monologue: Well well well, sir Goldenloin, it has been quite some time since we've last- What's wrong?
Ambrosius, whose face was scrunched a bit: Huh? Oh, it's nothing, these ropes on my wrists are just- they're burning and itching is all- you can keep-
V!Ballister, panicking and running over: Really?! Oh Ambrosius you've been here for hours! Why didn't you say anything sooner?! Are they too tight? Is it this new brand? I told Nimona not to get these ones but no-
*cue to Ambrosius staring fondly at Ballister as he continues to ramble about never buying this specific set of ropes again*
Half the time Ambrosius doesn't even know why he's fighting the guy, like, The Director is all "He's the personification of an Evil Villain" at Ballister and Ambrosius is staring at the same guy seeing him help a little girl get her kitten out of a tree and give a good bit of the money he stole to people in need and points at him like "Really????? "
#nimona#nimona 2023#nimona movie#Ambrosius questions the Director so much when it comes to Ballister#Nimona he's a little more inclined to believe because she's basically chaos- but even then he hasn't seen her ACTUALLY do something BAD#but Ballister himself is like- trying to be a villain with Nimona-#(and has the means for it I mean- c'mon he's a genius who can fight and has a kickass sidekick)#- But he's just- so bad at actually being bad.#he's very much capable of commiting crimes and doing villainous acts but other then that the guy is so wet cat and actually super nice#the people still 'fear' him as a villain because of the Institute and their propaganda and the other Hero's hate him#(because he's beaten them all before in battle- and wins every time)#but Ambrosius is the only one who's genuinely kind to him because he doesn't actually see him as a villain#kinda wanted to Uno Reverse Card things- so they both like each other but Am is so oblivious to Bal's advances-#even when he's being painfully obvious#like- it's not a 'we can't date cuz we're on opposite sides' thing- it's a:#'I really like him but he probs doesn't feel the same cuz we're on opposite sides' thing#okay so like- looking at it better now- yeah this is defs comic × movie now so#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#nimona comic#cuz like- they do give off those vibes#but in my head this Amb is still his movie personality and nice#with a mix of 'wake up don't believe everything this bitch is saying' juice#and as dumb/af comic Amb#like at some point Bal requires his help to get rid of admirers and is like 'I could use something cute on my arm to turn them away'-#and Am is like '... you could always use a nice handbag. You can borrow one of mine if you don't have one- or! I saw this really nice one'-#and Bal is just staring at him like 'Gloreth he's so dumb i can't not have him'#and he mentions that he meant a cute PERSON on his arm but Am is still like 'Oooh... uhm- I have this one friend- they might help if i ask'#and Bal just goes 'YOU! I MEANT YOU YOU ADORABLY DUMB TWINK OF A HIMBO! I COULD USE YOU NEXT TO ME TO FEND THEM OFF!'
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Ivy thinking about her girlfriend
#my art#fire emblem#fire emblem heroes#fire emblem engage#princess ivy#ivy#ivy longs for f.alear's stare only to forget they're dating already#i love ivy tbh she's my first wife in engage as a girl (diamant was my first husband as a guy)
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Ngl Will Solace is like that kind of people I'd have a crush on in real life.
#he's so boyfriend material#he and jason are the only boys i'd allow to date my children#well not like i'd have children but ajdsakjdh you know what i mean#sunshiny. positive energy. loving. caring. funny. 10 out of 10 recommend#studying medical? i'd flaunt him around to my family year-round. i'd dominate the family gatherings with our sweet sweet love stories.#will solace#pjo#hoo#toa#yone rambling#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo
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I lied about posting art next, my bad. Someone on AO3 was asking me about how I plotted out my MASH/Torchwood crossover, so I said I'd drop a look at my planning doc, for anyone that wants to see what it looks like when I'm going full wall-of-red-string about a fic
I'm very visual, so I used colour-coded tables to help me keep track of things. I basically wanted to ensure I knew the BIG MAIN GOAL for both MASH and Torchwood, followed by the B and C plots that were happening at the same time. Once I knew what was the Main End Goal for everything, I then broke the plotlines down into the plot points that needed to happen to arrive at the End Goals without it feeling random. Then I just assembled those plot points together to ensure that pacing made sense and felt good. Obviously things changed a lot from a planning document and the ultimate end, but that's the gist of it.
#i'm sure no one cares about this but i do love getting to chatter about my blorbos and art and shit so here we are#bene speaks#fanfiction#to be clear i do not normally go this far into a planning document this story just had way too many plot threads not to without going insan#or doing a bad job#if it's a longish fic i'll sometimes have a bare bone outline just to make sure i keep my eye on the end goals and pacing but that's it#the only other thing i've gone this intense for is that hogan's heroes dating sim that i've had forever simmering on the back burner#that planning document is mighty and infuriating#torchwood#mash
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ok just tried out percy’s line: “can i get a kiss for good luck?”
i can confirm that it worked!
#i will now on be taking all dating advice from percy jackson only#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#pjo#pjoverse#riordanverse#hoo#annabeth chase#percabeth#percy and annabeth#the last olympian#camp jupiter#camp half blood
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I adore Piper and Leo's friendship.
#They were besties and i feel like they would have been closer had Hera not put Jason in their memories.#honestly Hera making Jason and Piper date feels like another way to isolate Leo. Him and Piper were each others only friends and then#she messed it up.#re reading mark of athena#stimmingrose#heroes of olympus#riordanverse#leo valdez#piper mclean#jason grace
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Cracking myself by imagining the teens (including hermie) all hanging out and like going to the movies or something and norm forcing hero to come and drive them everywhere and Taylor convincing himself it is an elaborate triple date situation that just no one else is talking about
#He lives in levels of delusion I could only aspire to reach#Also in this scenario maybe oakworthy are dating and gothcleats definitely aren’t#Taylor’s just like “I guess they just haven’t mentioned it yet 🤷🏻♂️”#No one else knows he thinks this because it is arguably insane#Sorry Taylor’s crush on hero is so fucking funny to me I’m obsessed with it#She knows he thinks this and thus fully sits in a different row of a theatre#I want to eventually write a “beach episode” or something like that and this would be one of the jokes#dndads#dungeons and daddies
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meet sasha and kiyoshi, disaster duo
going off this poll, i've decided to share a snippet of my original work ft. the main protagonist and her boyfriend :> more under the cut!!
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Sasha sucks in a deep breath and steps in front of the couch. Immediately, her boyfriend’s eyes flick up from his phone screen to her face.
‘Kiyoshi.’
‘Yes, Sash?’
With as much will as she can muster, Sasha says, ‘I need your help with something. Something only you can help me with.’
‘Sure!’ Kiyoshi declares, and his enthusiasm is enough to cause a small smile to tug at Sasha’s lips. ‘What is it?’
That small smile quickly falls apart and dread fills every crevice of Sasha’s being. But she needs to do this. She has to. It’s the only way. It’s the worst idea she’s ever had.
‘I can’t believe I’m saying this, but…’ She shakes her head, wincing at the words that come out of her mouth. ‘D’you wanna go to the gym… together?’
The following silence is devastating. Sasha wants to dig a hole into the floor and crawl into it.
Kiyoshi blinks at her, his mouth agape. ‘Huh?’
Groaning into her palms, Sasha bites, ‘Please don’t make this more painful than it already is. Just say yes or no, dammit!’
‘Sasha…’ Peeking through her fingers, she sees Kiyoshi dump his phone onto the cushion next to him and hold his hands out to her, palms up. ‘As much as going to the gym together would make me very happy, I also know you.’
There is no malice in his voice, just pure fact. He does know her, and she knows herself. Kiyoshi’s the sporty one, the gym rat, the muscle pig. Sasha is… not.
‘Which is exactly why I need you to motivate me to go. Who knows what can happen in the future?’
‘The future?’ Alarm is rife in his expression. ‘Babe, where are you going with this?’
Sasha drops her hands from her face, her voice turning dry as she shoots Kiyoshi a weary look. ‘Well, y’know how it goes. All those YA novels. The trope is always the same: the protagonist didn’t know they were magic, and then all of a sudden they need to save the fucking world and they are very conveniently armed with MMA knowledge and are super fit and have amazing stamina and know how to hold their own in a spontaneous fight with otherworldly creatures. As you know, I am the complete opposite, so I better start training in case one of my future goddamn visions ends up being a plot to destroy the world and I’m somehow the only fucking person who can stop it.’
Gasping for air, Sasha tries to catch her breath and curses her lungs for not being to do their job properly. It just hammers the truth of the matter right down to its core. Kiyoshi is frowning, deep in thought, but there’s something in his expression that flickers ever-so-slightly. She knows what’s up. He’s trying to keep his face neutral, and if her nerves weren’t so shot, she’d be doing the same.
‘Tell me I’m wrong,’ she says to him instead.
‘Sasha. My love.’
It’s inevitable and Sasha cannot blame him for it. No longer able to keep his face straight, Kiyoshi crumbles and peals with laughter. Never mind that Sasha glares at him.
‘My love, I adore you, but you are thinking way too hard about this.’
‘I gotta be prepared, Kiyoshi!’ Sasha argues.
‘You are prepared!’ he counters. When all Sasha does is stare at him, question marks flying around her head, Kiyoshi puffs out his chest and states with confidence, ‘You have me! Ya think I’m gonna let ya fight alone should one break out? Girl, please. I’ll always have your back. Just say the word and I’ll come and one-two punch the living shit out of whoever tries to mess with you!’
The whole scenario is emphasised with Kiyoshi’s signature grin, the one Sasha’s seen flashed at the opposing team during his volleyball matches, and with him flexing his biceps. The whole thing is hilarious, and Sasha would laugh if not for the overwhelming fondness that blooms across her whole chest. God, she got lucky with this guy.
But there’s just one small problem with his proposal.
She says gravely, ‘That’s sweet of you, darl, but I hate to break it to you... you don’t have MMA skills either.’
Kiyoshi blinks. Sasha blinks back.
‘Guess we’re fucked then,’ he says.
‘Guess we are,’ she echoes.
‘Better go train then.’
‘Better go train.’
Tapping a finger to his chin, Kiyoshi’s voice suddenly becomes pensive. ‘Say, wanna place a bet?’
Not one to back down from a challenge, Sasha asks, ‘What kind of bet?’
Dark eyes sparkle and Sasha’s hooked.
‘If you can survive two consecutive days training at the gym with whatever regime I throw at you to “prepare for the end of the world,’ Kiyoshi pitches, ‘I’ll do whatever you want for a week.’
‘A month,’ Sasha rebuts, smiling when Kiyoshi nods his head in agreement. Then she pauses. ‘And if I can’t?’
She regrets the question the second it passes her lips for an evil-looking grin splits Kiyoshi’s cheeks.
‘Kiyoshi—’
‘If you can’t,’ he says, ‘you have to eat my famous stir-fry.’
Horrified, Sasha splutters, ‘Kiyoshi—’
‘Broccoli and all. Every. Last. Bite.’
‘You fucking arsehole!’ she shouts. Seeing no other alternative that won’t end up with this conversation being a waste, Sasha throws her hands up in defeat. ‘Fine! Just you wait. I’ll fucking do it.’
Two days later
She storms out of the living room, not wanting to give her boyfriend the satisfaction, but his delighted laughter follows her. It’s contagious, and she laughs quietly to herself. But her determination is stronger.
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‘I gotta say, Sash. I’m very surprised,’ he says in awe.
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Watching Sasha drop the weights on the floor with a deep groan, Kiyoshi’s mouth turns down at the corners.
With her hands on her knees, huffing and puffing and wishing for a long, long shower, Sasha peers up at him through her eyelashes. Her hair is stuck to her forehead, disgustingly damp with sweat, and her arms are screaming at her, but she manages a smug grin.
‘What can I say?’ she wheezes. ‘I’d rather kill my arms and legs, hack a lung out and feel like death than put Satan in my mouth.’
Kiyoshi laughs and smiles hugely at her. ‘I can see that! I’m super proud of you though.’
He makes a heart with his hands to exemplify this, and Sasha barely manages to make one as well.
idk who else specifically is interested, but i'm tagging @alastairstom since you wanted to read ajksdas ♡
#original work#original writing#original characters#my ocs#sasha#kiyoshi#snippet#some more info about these two!!#they're 22 currently at university and have been dating for 2 years#kiyoshi may have bokuto vibes (overexcited volleyball player who loves life?? please!!) and i am not sorry about it#sasha is TiredTM and has clairvoyant powers#and she's not happy about it lol#unwilling hero so to speak#does not want to be the chosen one#also i wrote this a few years ago and only just quickly glossed over it#so excuse any errors lol
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Miraculous Ladybug really went hard on the “smart” technology is Bad Actually angle. and they’re right
#also low-key sad scarabella and kitty noire only get two episodes#where’s the “miraculous tales of scarabella and kitty noire” fic where the alliance rings didn’t exist but everything else happened the sa#I’m imaging like. tikki says that marinette’s depression & anxiety is why the guardians aren’t heroes as well because it’s Too Much#and that she should/could consider retiring temporarily to give herself a break#Plagg comes up with some silly excuse idk and LB&CN discuss it and step down (this could come w a reveal too)#and then marinette knows who scarabella and kitty noire are and probably adrien does as well#Alya tells Nino cos she deserves to#I think Zoe can find out adrien was chat noir#then mari and adrien can be like mentors maybe but they have WAY less stress on them#thing is I’m not sure it makes as much sense for adrien#cos his whole arc is about breaking free of his father’s control#maybe he decides he’s managed it by dating marinette#and that now it’s Zoe’s turn to break free of her mum/sister#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#ml s5 spoilers#ml transmission
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if mine comes back in a kiwami dead souls he better be playable and ill never advance the story to just. stare at him. kiss the screen probably.
if mine comes back in kiwami dead souls not only should he be a playable character but i also think that he should play an essential role in majima's ploy to weed out the zombies at the mall by having daigo dress up as a pretty lady and his part should be kissing daigo on the mouth
#snap chats#imagine it's just a hostess date segment#just gotta ask daigo all these hostess questions and just watch majima in the background go apeshit#NO WAIT FUCK ONLY LIKE THREE PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THIS#BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW IN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IF YOU PLUG IN A SECOND CONTROLLER#A FRIEND CAN CONTROL THE HERO-STORY CHARACTER THAT ACCOMPANIES SHADOW (bar like. eggman cause this game SUCKS)#YEAH ITS JUST THAT#please make dead souls kiwami multiplayer just so someone can kill all the zombies while someone else plays Daigo Dating Simulator#wait total derailment time for some reason when i was younger i thought the 2P campaign mode thing was like. an updated feature#and not just something i only noticed years after playing the game#like i remember being a kid and finding that out and being fucking ECSTATIC#anyways bring mine back 2024
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aroace leo valdez
#thats it thats the post#my entire character arc was struggling emotionally with being the only one of the seven w/o a love interest#but i fell in love with calypso and base my self worth off of dating her now 🥺#look at my character development 😁#BULLSHIT#SAY IT TO MY FACE RICK#SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#anti caleo#leo valdez#aroace leo#aromantic#asexual#aroace#for a fact he is aromantic#not like somewhere on the spectrum just 100% aro#also prob acespec but i can understand him just being aro
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anyway i think everyone needs to let dabbnatural into their hearts a little more bc he's literally Just Some Guy and often enough, an actually good writer who's given us some really key character moments over his 12 years on the show
#[waves at all of dsotm]#too much heart was always castiel's problem#it's just people trying to do the best they can in a world where it's all too easy to do your worst#burger date my beloved burger date!!!#hunteri heroici ''talk to me'' 😭😭😭#12x23 all along the watchtower // 13x01 lost & found#heroes' journey ''i always thought i'd be a good dancer''#10x22 theeee prisoner!!#like 70% of drowley tbh#nobody agrees with me except pearl but 09x20 bloodlines was good actually!!!#also oh man do i recommend his resident evil show for netflix in 2022 which was cancelled on a cliffhanger but fuck was it good#this is only a small amount of the juice my brain has been pickling in#i feel like this is a poll opportunity 🤔
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