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honeyxgang · 1 year

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im slowly being forced outta retirement bc nobody is writing the fic ideas i have in my head so to start here’s some waka headcanons. mostly sfw but gets spicy toward the end so yktv mdni

Short King Waka Headcanons 🤲

SFW

doesnt just like trolling people, he can also be very playful

actually did really well in school just didnt like going relatable

shit almost went left in his youth with alcohol but his friends helped him through shoutout to the final timeline

loves kissing and his favorite feature on a potential love interest is lips so hope you’ve been hydrating. bonus points if you have on a gloss instead of lipstick. the shine catches his attention

is eternally grateful to rihanna for fenty gloss he’s now willing to go to war for her

if he really likes someone he gives them a nickname

is very physically affectionate. hugs, cuddles, holding hands, etc he doing allat

since he has an oral fixation he actually takes really good care of his teeth + makes sure his lips are always moisturized

aka straight, white teeth + and a literal perfect smile 😩

wears cologne. he smells delicious. probably the mixture of the cologne and pheromones

doesnt enter into romantic relationships often instead being more likely to flirt casually with absolutely no intention of it going anywhere/the occasional one night stand

believes in letting girls down gently if they do catch feels though

team his parents are alive. no sibs though

gets mistaken for a child me too

has a motorcycle and a car (i see him as a man with money idc idc idc)

deflee into rap, hip hop, and r&b

comes off very very very aloof until he gets to know someone. he’s not shy through

some girls are disappointed to get to know him and find out he’s not even the stereotypical bad boy/fuckboy. dude watches documentaries and enjoys learning new things and is completely unashamed of that and would probably be first to apologize in a fight. his version of netflix & chill is him putting on a wwii documentary and you not being there

that’s one way to pique his interest though teach him something he didnt know before

wears other jewelry too (necklace, bracelet)

the type of bf who would lose his mind if you got a necklace with his name or initials

very laidback and slow to anger

he fought in his youth because he was targeted for his height. then he kept fighting bc he liked throwing his weight around 🤷‍♀️

hates bugs to the point where he might make you go kill whatever has got in 😐

could use some work with verbal communication (“im glad manjiro died” cmon bruh. ik that happened in one of the fucked up timelines however im sure he still sucks bc he only talks to 3 people)

by that i mean he can come off sounding harsh af when that’s not his intention. unfortunately he’s a straight arrow. hope you have tough skin

NSFW

keeping in line w black twitter’s “dudes w the best d” ranking since he is both skinny and short he is hung like a horse that’s where his height went and knows what he’s doing when laying pipe 🤌

high school was a very horny time for him

you would not fucking guess that just by looking at him and idk where he tucks his third leg

seriously theres always a moment of silence when he gets his pants off. whoever is about to have their spine realigned is like 👀 and he’s just sitting there like 😏

tripod is long and thick good luck sis 🫡

doesn’t do one night stands often or at his place bc once somebody gets a taste they’re ready to commit to his dick marriage

uses condoms bc he’s not ready for fatherhood. if he doesn’t have any he’s not penetrating. yall can do oral though

1000/10 in bed because he likes eating pussy AND will fold you into the mattress 🧎‍♀️

loves getting his dick sucked and he 100% believes in dsl’s 🫦

they gotta look natural though. he has a grudge against kylie jenner for influencing so many people to get botched lip injections 😒

he’s gonna watch bc the way somebody lips stretch to fit him + get all red and plump from putting in work? >>>>>>>

100% the type to grab hair

and the headboard

also will push your knees to your chest if yall in missionary seriously he’s small but man’s is strong

comes to the slow conclusion that he’s an ass man and therefore loves anything from behind

if you’re sending nudes gon head and send something in a thong or g string. if you haven’t heard from him in a few days he might call you

will spank you. just be ready for that

believes life is too short for bad sex and therefore is permanently on demon time 😮‍💨

you’re going to question all of your life choices once youve survived finished. also good luck walking

maybe take a day off work

in conclusion i am down bad

#waka #wakasa imaushi #tokyo revengers #headcanons #i love you short king #this was fun #cant wait to hyperfixate on one of my other faves and do one for him #to the like 5 waka stans that are still active this is for you ☝️#imaushi wakasa #TokyoRev

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soupinaboot · 3 months

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In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

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stilinskiderek · 1 year

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in distress to laughing so fucking hard bc matty cant keep saying hes over 6' now

#SHORT!! SHORT KING #i love you short king #charlotte.txt

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ruubesz-draws · 4 months

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And that's how Godzilla got trapped in the ice and lost weight👍 :)

Also, Rodan is in the movie. I know this because I saw it in my dreams.

Inspired by Mickey Mouse Shorts

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lonksadventures · 25 days

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What if Link and Zelda were sci-fi sky pirates? 👀

TADA! Bet y’all have been wondering what I’ve been working on for uni. Surprise it’s Zelda character design except I decided to torture myself with hard surface design :)

This was actually my first time designing weapons and working in a more sci-fi style was super fun! I took a lot of inspiration from Star Wars and Treasure Planet for the weapons and hard surfaces while still trying to make the characters look like Link and Zelda lol.

The general premise for this “what if” Hyrule is that most of the kingdom is made up of floating islands above the clouds with people travelling between islands via flying ship (as in old sailing ships but with wings)! I have some ideas for Link and Zelda's lore but will probably flesh that out in my own time because I’m tired-

#lonksadventures #character design #concept art #Zelda #scifi character #loz link #legend of Zelda #loz ocs #procreate #may the fourth be with you #technically not star wars but close enough lmao #I love these dumb elves so much #also yes Link is a short king >:)#I’m finally free from deadlines aaaaa

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eemiejab · 25 days

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lil doodle cause the short today was so gaadamn cute

T~T i love them

#avm #animation vs minecraft #avm shorts #alan becker #eemiesketch #avm king #avm king orange #avm king mango #avm purple #short so cute it made me leap outta artblock...#i love you little stickfigures <333

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the-woman-upstairs · 4 months

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For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

#argylle #argylle spoilers #i am notoriously harsh on m/f couples in film especially modern ones #but i really liked this one and loved how it felt like a real partnership #this movie is not gonna win any awards but it’s very cute and the action was fun #and bryce dallas howard getting to play a whole woman instead of a terrible string of misogynistic cliches in Jurassic World was refreshing #plus sam rockwell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chris pratt any day #i guess he’s only a ‘short king’ in comparison to other guys but you know what he’s basically an inch taller than bryce dallas howard #so i’m letting him keep the epithet especially since the other guys are much taller and more built

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northstarscowboyhat · 4 months

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Cool down doodle from last night. I think the greatest tragedy with older!Clover is they probably grow to about 6'1. But because their family is mostly giant monsters, they assume they're short.

#undertale yellow #uty #clover #north star #uty starlo #dalv #uty dalv #uty clover #Lucky Clover AU #I should probably make that its own tag but I kind of want a more creative name for it. Hm.#Yes I HC that Clover ends up taller than Dalv. He's a 5'2 short king struggling with his tall friends.#the cowboy hat draws #Also I'm so flattered about the love this design + AU received thank you guys!#I'll get to drawing for those asks as soon as I can

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sunlightdrop · 4 months

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at last, rapunzel was home, and she finally had a real family. she was a princess worth waiting for.

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cinnamonsikwate · 4 months

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post-canon laishuro but it's gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun. is this anything???

shuro attempts to confess his new & confusing feelings but laios misunderstands "i want to stay by your side" as shuro volunteering to stay and help in the golden kingdom's restoration efforts. everyone's patience is sorely tested and an ungodly amount of cheesecake is consumed.

#dungeon meshi #laishuro #what do you mean this isn't already canon??????#the dm party & the gsnk crew are similar in that they all take turns being the straight man #and we also have:#chilchuck 🤝 hori = short-tempered short kings #cheesecake!#the reveal that chiyo wasn't even all that into let's love originally & was a fan of a different mangaka lmao #and ofc laios' and nozaki's heretofore unprecedented levels of neurodivergent swag #calemonsito notes #trying to get Something to happen becomes a team effort #dm laios touden #dm laius thorden #dm toshiro nakamoto #fireworks confession sceneeeee #edit. wait. wait. farcille as mayumiko #i was gonna make kabru mikorin but i guess he's ken-san now???

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rendellstreet · 1 month

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Brief character information from the TTS series pitch bible seasons I & II

#Tangled The Series #TTS Brotherhood #King Edmund #Quirin #TTS Hector #TTS Adira #Hector #Adira #I hope this doesn't count towards a C&D #Very big 👀 at Hector's little blurb #They really called him feral I'm screaming #''Fiercely loyal to King Edmund and only Edmund'' oooh doomed tragic old man yaoi. We love to see it.#They kind of short-strawed Adria with information but when you're prefect do you need much explanation?#That's what we call a mother!

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zaacoy · 10 months

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Also!! I think I just? Forgot?? To post these here?? So here's two old sketch pages from like 2 months ago that I gave to twt but never here- was messing around with drawing big pigsy!! Very floofy heeheehoo

#First one is noodle family focused second is more freenoodles #We love our short king but he's also very fun to draw in his larger fandom form #Fluffy!!!! Weeheehoo #Both of these were made just before my health fell through the floor and you can slightly tell oopsies #I should draw him big again soon hmm- I'll add it to the list I guess head in hands #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #freenoodleshipping #freenoodles #noodlefamily #baby mk #lmk mk #zaacoy art💫

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sigtheta · 6 months

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An eye for an eye makes justice blind

(25/11/2023)

#st art #st digital art #art #reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 fanart #reverse 1999 dikke #dikke #dikke is my JAM #religious themes in my lawyer/judge? it's more likely than you think #asked my fellow student who just finished a medieval history bachelor whether the outfit was time-appropriate or not #“she would never wear a cape. only kings wear capes. is she wearing heels? her dress is too short. but it's a cool design I guess”#she's great I love my fellow master students #anyway I adore dikke she's my mvp together w a knight

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awuochi · 4 months

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I love you Lucifer Morningstar, the greatest (short) king in hell and such a good dad. I love you so much please have a good ending please please please

#my little meow meow #my little guy #silly goofy mood #goofy goof #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #please you don't understand I love him #he's a lonely divorced dad and he loves his daughter very much #you go short king #short king

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kindaorangey · 1 month

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jean should collect homoerotic codependent partners professionally

#jean moreau #thats zane in the back btw #what if we were roommates and i made up a nickname for u based off of the version of your name that your abuser says is too pretentious....#and we coveted and vouched for each other until you betrayed me (except not really) and i betrayed you in the worst way imaginable..#and we were both boys.........#kevin day #jeremy knox #neil josten #zane reacher #aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #aftg tsc #everyone big up short kings neil and jeremy for carrying this art's composition #also i know its not necessarily canon that jean has a thing for neil or zane. i just think its interesting to think of the way that #jean gloms onto both of them #like he wanted neil to be kevin's replacement the same way he treats jeremy as riko's replacement #(to mentally fill the hole left by them because he had codependent relationships with both of them)#and yeah yeah the inherent homoeroticism of patching someone up after theyve been wounded #and also neil's killer speech at the end of tsc. i buy into it #oh and he calls neil 'another pretty face' lmfao #jean loves to put himself in positions of hopelessly pining for people hes addicted to it #and i mean that genuinely hes very used to subservience so he tends to perceive & idolise the people he's close to in a very particular way #and that bleeds sooooooo easily into attraction #anyway #thunder's art #described

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the-combine-kisser · 1 year

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“Happy birthday Barney Calhoun-“ “oh it’s Barneys birthday-“ no it isn’t. It’s just the day blueshift came out. His real birthday is June 28th. He’s a fucking cancer. Get it right.

#barney calhoun #we stan a short cancer king #please don’t take this as an attack I’m joking I love celebrating Barney I would celebrate him every day if I could #I’m just warning you we’re doing this all again in two weeks y’know

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