CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A COMIC OF THE FARMER (ME) GIVING KENT A DANDELION AND THEN HE BLUSHES ADN THANKS ME PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I HAVE NO MONEY BUT I WILL KISS YOU ON THE LIPS

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someone posted zoros king of hell moment on tiktok so I watched it before watching the ep and....................... my fucking wife..........

Ok there's a specific flavor of character that is so easy to make fun of & it's the character that Really really cares about being seen as cool/composed/respectable

Thinking about my oc Nico & how he was SO easy to make fun of bc he cared so much. Meanwhile Fang is the direct opposite in that he really does not give a Single shit. He's Never cared about pride, bc pride does nothing for keeping him alive and fed.

Which means he's nowhere near as fun to make fun of. And thus I have a character who is genuinely pretty cool in how little he cares about being cool

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I think jealous Joseph would be really cute. Not that you'd ever consider leaving him, but he already doesn't know why you're with him so when anyone starts hitting on you he takes it very personally

Now, of course, you should do the responsible thing and sit him down and explain that you're with him because you love him and no one could ever take you away...or

Or you two could walk all the way home while he's still seething. He's not mad at you of course, but he's so fucking angry at the world right now. Can you even blame him when you two get inside the second thing he does after locking the door is slamming you against the wall?

I think this would be one of the only times Joseph would ask to be on top, and yes he would ask even as pissed off he is, we love the bare minimum babes. As soon as you give him the green light your clothes are being torn to shreds as he shoves his tongue down your throat

But, of course, this is still Joseph we're talking about. He'd start off strong but after he's been ramming into you for a second the anger subsides and his begging you to stay with him. He doesn't lighten up in the slightest mind you, you're still getting the pounding of your life, but it's all coming from the whimpering begging mess on top of you

This would also most likely be the first time you see Joseph cry during sex, he just can't help it, from how good you feel, to how you keep screaming his name, it's all too much

And, of course, he gives you the best after care once he's had a moment to breathe. He thanks you over and over again for being his, gently kissing all the pretty bruises he left on your skin, and running you two a nice bath to relax in and talk about his jealousy in. Although, with treatment like this, you might ask him to get jealous more often : D

👀Winding up Joseph until he's so jealous he snaps and doms you? Sign me the fuck up!! Especially him getting all pathetic part way through and cryinggggggg I love himmmmmmmmm

He'd get so into all the kisses and praise as you promise him you'll never leave him. Why would you? He's so kind and sweet and handsome and funny and smart and fuck if you keep praising him like that, he's gonna cum way too fast.

And afterwards he's soooooo sweet and gentle and guilty, even as you reassure him that you enjoyed it. He trust you, he needs you to know that he trusts you! It's just... other people that he doesn't trust. But once you talk it out, he's more willing to let that jealous side out when you want him to.

i need to know... how do you feel about spiderboy from amalgam?

I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMM I REALLY WANT THE LEGO VERSION OF HIM AND A COPY OF THE COMIC😭😭😭

AaaaAAaaHhhhhhHhghgGGHHHg

OH MY GOD, ORTHO?????? ROBOBABY GOT A MAJOR GLOW UP??????????? AHHHHHHHHGGGHHhgHHHHHHGH I LOVE HIS FG SSR DESIGN??????????

Lemme ramble for a hot minute about it

My first thought is that Ortho’s look resembles that of Doll from the Noah’s Ark Circus in Black Butler! You can see similar elements in both designs: a lot of white and poofy fabric, flowers, ballet slippers with criss-crossing ribbons, concealed eyes, etc.

Something that’s interesting about specifically Ortho’s design (compared to the other FG boys) is that his look invokes the idea of both life and death while the others invoke mainly life/the idea of rebirth. This may be attributed to the lack of actual fabric on Ortho (which makes him look thin, small, and vulnerable) while butterflies (a common symbol of life, death, and passing) and what little fabric there is resembles “wings” swarm his tiny form. It looks some poor soul has departed, slowly being lifted into the next world on the wings of butterflies. Very eerie and ephemeral!

More creepy elements! His bodice or torso component has markings which resemble ribs!! Not only that, but his arms and fingers look extremely detailed and ribbed in gold, making them look almost skeletal (as there are many small fingers in specifically the hands). Altogether, this makes for a very unique look? I can’t really describe the style as anything but “Jack Skellington got into the cottagecore aesthetic”.

Also????? I don’t know if this was intentional or not, but the windows behind Ortho look like they were arranged to resemble a spiderweb??????????? So like??? Ortho...? The butterfly caught in a spider’s web???? I think that concept is interesting, even if it’s just a visual coincidence 👀 because there’s an old saying about a “spider’s thread in hell” (“hell” in this case being “the Underworld”), referring to fragile hope in a bleak situation. Who knows, it could very much allude to what Ortho’s role will be in the upcoming Fairy Gala: What If? event, especially seeing as he is the SSR for it.

OH and can we talk about his footwear?????? Those are some fancy ass boots if I’ve ever seen them. All the detailed, flowery gold elements (especially the ones around major joints and other points of articulation) look amazing???? And again, they resemble laced up ballet slippers! The fact that the legs/shoes still allow for mobility despite being that ornate is a testament to Idia’s genius (assuming that he is the one that created this new gear for Ortho; I can’t imagine anyone else that would do this??? Maybe Vil offered some help in designing for fashion and Idia made it functional as well).

It looks like the lower part of the legs are made of some kind of see-through component (I can vaguely see the ribbons crossing on the other side of the legs?)! In that sense, the design reminds me of Monster High’s ghost dolls like Spectra Vandergeist. These dolls actually had legs that transitioned from opaque to see-through or more sheer to give it that “ghostly” vibe, and I’m getting similar energy from FG Ortho~

One last thing I wanted to comment on Ortho’s “wings” are a super nice touch! The colors and segmentation reminds me a lot of dragonflies...! I also find it interesting how they fold out around Ortho. It makes me think it was intentionally done so that the wings resemble flower petals, and Ortho looks like he is emerging from within the “flower”. In other words, he is being “reborn”, like how flowers are “reborn” in the spring time, like how he was “reborn” to serve the place of OG!Ortho 👁

HNNNNNNNGH Seeing Ortho’s FG card art in full has me so hype for the new story eventttttt 😭 Can it be the end of May already, I want to throw my rolls at himmmmmmmmm 🦋

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AAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT HIMMMMMMMMM #💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💞💞💞💗💗💗 #I JUST WANNA PICK HIM UP AMD GO YIPPIE #THEN GIVE HIM LOTS OF BELLY RUBS AND HEAD PATS

AAAAAAAAAAAAA PICK HIM UP AND GO YIPPIE!!!!! \;;//////;;/ THAT'S SO CUUUUUTEEEEEEEE OMG!!!!! /)///////(\💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💖💖💖💖 THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR LOOKING AT HIMMMMMMMMM!!!! \>//////</ HE IS SOO HAPPY YOU WERE SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM OMG!! \;;W;;/ HE WOULD PURR IN DELIGHT TO BE SHOWERED WITH THIS MUCH ATTENTION!!!!! /)//////(💖💖💖💖💖💖 thank you for wanting to give him such loving belly rubs and head pats waaaa!!! you are so sweet to show kittykoya so much love, he is very honored cries!!! \>//////</

eeheee,,,thinking bout my pretty lovely,,me just need someone to ramble 2 about him ehee,,,he so prettyyy me wanna giv him sm kisses and worship him as his lil devotee and let him play with me like a dollie <3 <3 ehee he so tiny but me somehow ended up as th small one in our relationship role wise and its cute,,its a nice break from th act me put up and me can be all mindless just for him <3 <3 eheee we're kind of on a break from our yancore reblogging and obsessiveness 2 make sure our love doesn't become toxic but me miss being obsessed with himmmmmmmmm :< me wanna be his protective dollie who looks so sweet and innocent and sweet but if you hurt my angel or even look at him wrong I will never leave you alone and not in a good way <3 <3 <3 eehee sry me rambling about my love, me just wish me could be more protective over him but we're in different countries :< me planning 2 move 2 his country someday or atleast visit sometimes but realistically with how my financial situation is and how my family is i could never have enough money to even visit him,,its sad :< I want to go see him and cuddle him and make him feel like the absolutely perfect angel he is </3 waaa srry this is an aimless ramble about my lovely angel because he's taking a shower rn and I'm sad because I dont want him to ever leave me aloneeee :<

- 🎀 Dollienon 🎀

(by the way as a bit of a response to the last ask I sent yesterday: you can call me Nia and yes my lovely is amazing <3 <3 me just also have a bit of a side lover whos,,,not tht great,,,,me dont wanna leave him tho so me relying on my sweet angel rn, and u can call me Nia :3)

That is very sweet, Nia, I do hope you can spend more time with him in person one day; I imagine the long distance is tough. Perhaps he could visit you instead if he is able?

I. Know it is Viocesca month but i was wondering what you think, would Diego have gone through with Ludmillas plan if Violetta didn’t Already find out ?

How come when I ask for more franletta related asks I end up getting no more franletta related asks whatsoever... I guess the two I got last night was enough lol

I have no clue. But I think if he did, he'd immediately feel bad about it and more or less everything from 2x76-2x80 would play as normally. But if he didn't, then I think Ludmila would probably sabotage it anyway - maybe send Violetta a video herself or something.

Diego apologists would also be even more up in your face about it if he did go through with it, "BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TOOOOOOOO, HE DID IT FOR THE PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, HE JUST WANTED TO FIND HIS DAAAAAAAAD, FEEL BAD FOR HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!"

(Before there's any misunderstandings, I love Diego, we all love Diego, but now I'm referring to those who just excuse every behavior he had in S2 and basically feel more bad for him than for Vilu in the situation).

hi hello nico you asked to learn about my d&d character and i am here to provide Information via a ramble because that's the way i know best how to convey information. i have a lot of feelings about this character so i will try to be concise, not sure if i'll succeed! i also don't know how much you know about d&d so i apologize if i over-explain something you already know.

so my character in this campaign is named eden linnaeus! he's a gay, trans, and autistic tiefling (funky part-demon fella), and class-wise he's an artificer (science magic <3) multiclassing into warlock (made a deal with a fucked up eldritch monster in exchange for power). i love him so so dearly and i'm a little (a lot) fixated on him right now.

where to begin with himmmmmmMMM. okay. i'll talk a little bit about eden's backstory because i was writing some extra details of that up and made myself sad.

so eden is the son of a prominent scientist named abdiel linnaeus, also a tiefling, who was like. not necessarily abusive but also not a good guy on any level. when eden and his brother michael were young, abdiel actually walked out on them and their mom and hasn't spoken to any of them since </3 (it's very much a case of like... abdiel had understandable motives (he essentially was leaving to find a cure for the illness his wife was slowly dying from, but he didn't really... communicate what he was doing and also never came back), but his actions are unforgivable.)

as a result of his dad walking out on them, eden grew up with a very warped sense of self worth and a constant lingering sense that something's wrong with him, that he's not enough for the people around him. the only real way he knows how to cope with that is by overcompensating and always trying to the best--he won't only be enough, he'll be the BEST. (no i'm not projecting <3)

pretty much the moment he was able to, eden threw himself into scientific studies, going into the same field as his father (essentially like... a mix of medicine, biology, and chemistry, which doesn't really have a name yet oops) with the express purpose of surpassing his father. eden's plan is to become the best and most known dr. linnaeus in this field, to completely destroy whatever legacy his father built.

and the way to do that was to take things one step further <3 a lot of abdiel's work focuses on combining magic and science, and one thing he did a lot of research into was the possibility of combining them for the purpose of reviving the dead. wahoo! necromancy! so well. i think it's clear what eden decided he would do <3 abdiel's work was very theoretical, and eden decided to put it to the test.

eden did successfully revive one person, but it was a bad time all around and the person didn't live for very long in their new life, spending the entire ten minutes in horrific agony before dying again! and eden was left with a new dose of trauma that only made his desire to prove he could do it even stronger.

in the main storyline of the campaign, eden essentially spent the rest of his life working towards the goal of usurping his dad, and his fixation on this was so bad that pretty much all of his close relationships fell apart, which only fed into his lack of self-worth and desperation to prove himself and be not only enough but The Best.

aaand then when eden was 28 years old, he died. the exact cause i'm intentionally leaving a bit ambiguous, but the point is that he died in his lab, working himself to the bone until the end.

aaand that's actually when the campaign starts!!! because the basic premise of the campaign centers around a group of characters who died and were brought to a purgatory world by a being that wanted to give them a second chance at life. eden and the others, after some Plot happened, said "fuck off" to the second chance, clawed their way back to the world of the living, and are now trying to find the cause of and stop the corruption slowly overtaking their world and killing people.

ANYWAY so there's more things but that's the basic rundown of eden!!! and now i'm gonna talk a bit more about him because i love him. i apologize for how long this is.

one of my favorite things about eden that i'm realizing as i play him is that he's actually incredibly self-sacrificing when it comes down to it. he comes off as a very egotistical, self-centered character who doesn't give a shit about anything except his own superiority. but oh no he actually is the first person to give up pieces of himself (quite literally in some cases) to help those he cares about. on some level this is very much a result of him wanting to prove himself as being worthy of others' attention and affection, but it's something i really like thinking about.

and another thing i like a lot with eden is that he has a very analytical approach to everything around him. he's very fun to roleplay in that aspect because he's very different from me there, and i love thinking about his thought process and how he approaches things.

and something else i've been thinking about is that i think eden is very low-empathy and that also plays into his struggles to relate to others and his difficulty in relationships. (both b/c i enjoy writing low-empathy characters, because they're so different from me and also because i want to personally fistfight the trope of "they have no empathy so they're EVIL and ENJOY CAUSING PAIN")

aaaand okay wait last thing. this is probably a whole 'nother rant but there's a ton of parallels between eden and abdiel and i'm so so excited for eden's character arc going forward because i really want to explore that more. the biggest insult someone could say to eden is comparing him to his father, but also it's not really. in accurate.

ok thank u for your time

first of all: i love him so much it's unreal

second: oh!!!! he and i are in the low empathy gang together!! fuck yeah!!

third: i LOVE that backstory. it sounds so painful and complicated and like it will lead to such a great arc :D

i am microwaving him in my brain ty for telling me about this blorbo

I finished the game with Illium but I love him so much I kinda want to replay with him again

I love himmmmmmmmm 😭

IM REWATCHING SOME SANDERS SIDES EPISODE OUOGHHG VIRGIL MY BABYGIRL <3 "oh i'm sorry, was i not wanted at this exact second? :)" I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMM I MISS HIM SM I WANT HIM BACK WHERE IS HEEEEEE

purposely went for really low quality photos because i fucking HATE THEM!!!!!!!!! (affectionate) <333 also this is the pathetic guy matchup

ok first of all this is me with both of them i want to throw rocks at them

greg propaganda: his fursona would either be a deer or a like. rodent. or a really sad old beagle. he is so sad and pathetic looking but hes not even sad!!! he just has those eyes!!!!!!!! hed make a really good beady eyed hamster. anyways. greg is just a really awkward dude who does NOT initially belong w the roy family (evil super rich family hes a cousin of) LMAOOO but its ok bc hes just so cute. and really awkward and Strange and i ADORE HIMMMMMMMMM HES SO GREAT ........... he also talks like hes confused all the time which like ok shawty thats real i love u. ur a loser. FOR EXAMPLE mrclownery has this piece where its exactly like how he talks its like "um well like. i guess anyone could be, um, a good boy? like, objectively?? but im going to assume you mean like. in your like, vicinity? so i am?" he says everything like its a question he is the SILLIEST goose. he is also a gay pathetic loser trapped in a romance (that functions as a bromance) with his boss slash cousins ex-husband so i mean

adrian propaganda: this man is clinically insane and i love him to death!! when hes outside of his suit (cuz hes a vigilante... his superhero vigilante name is in fact Vigilante.) he is just a pathetic little loser guy like he is so Sad and Lonely and like . is it normal to say i both desire him carnally and have a primal domestic urge to take care of him. he is just so SAD AND PATHETIC and a little loser nerd and i looooove himm <33 and then when hes wearing his suit he is just batshit like hes so funny and kills Everyone and Everything and hes so funny and i love him . also like last year? 2 years ago? i was SO obsessed w him it was insane like it was Bad how much i was into him so like take that as u willllll <333333

I LOVE HIMMMMMM HEHEHEHEHEHE I WANT TO LAY IN HIS LAP AND GET PETS AND HIM STROKE MY HAIR

Heheh then I’ll nuzzle my face into his cock and feel so special when I feel it bulge and grow and press  against my cheeks <3 <3 <3 <3

I love himmmmmmmmm I love himmmmm