life's too short to write for an imaginary critic that you fear will hate what you wrote

reblog for sample size !!

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon I'm on my side account because my main got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

Hmmmmmmm I'm not sure..................... prove you're neil................

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

see what people just don't understand is that writing's demanding it's mentally challenging and it's a bore, it's such a chore, to sit in a room by your self oh my goddd I haaate it. and you're trying to FIND an opening LINE or brilliant IDEA and you're pacing the floor, and hoping for, just, a bit of divine intervention. that one little nugget, that one little spark, then eureka, you find it, you're ready to start! so now you can write! right? WRONG! you're not even close you remember that dammit your play's gotta be in iambic pentameter!!! so you write down a word but it's not the right word so you try a new word but you hate the new word and you need a good word but you can't find the word and where is it what is it where is wha is akjehjwejkhbesafkjb AAAAH!

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

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