Just imagining going to BK with Beelzebub.

You buy him a family bundle of double whoppers. While you're in line he grabs way too many ketchup packets. At the table, you steal several of his best-looking french fries. He doesn't mind and slides you an extra chicken nugget. You put the free paper crown on Beelzebub's head as he inhales one of the burgers in a single bite and call him "my little Burger King."

wormie wormie wormie wormi-

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

Some fantasy traveler inventory details (like what they would carry in their bags), based on two of the recent costumes I did.. love finding random little scraps and items and putting them together lol

there's something so funny about the idea of draxum being 1000+ years old cause like. he's outlived empires. he's older than several modern languages. he only half remembers a time when yokai were truly free because he was just a kid at the time. there are people who used to be so important in his life and he hasn't talked to them in centuries, he doesn't even know if some of them are still alive.

but also there's no way he knows about the moon landing so there's that

Night comes to the camp.

Azul tries to be polite... in the way he understands what “polite” may be in this situation.

Wait wait I just scrolled by a mutual that reblogged your Godseeker-Comic. Is that an AU? Is there more of this? This is so interesting! I have never seen Godseeker turning to be a part of Void. Mostly just always getting killed by it.

I hope you're doing more with this concept in one way or another because this is a really interesting idea!

ouuu thank you 🥺❤️ its not really an au, its more like my interpretation of a continuation to the embrace the void ending!! :D I think most people are not aware that she canonically doesnt die, and take the ending at face value.... its kind of hard to explain for me since even i am not 100% sure what exactly happens lol but i like to think that theyre perpetually linked or fused together in some weird way. and i feel that this result is pretty intentional from both sides.

Godseeker mentions that they seek gods to "clutch at their greatness and immortality", which i assume that with 'clutch' she means that these traits would be shared with the Godseekers through the "Godly focus" thing. And the knight, besides the fact that it proved its strenght against the local strongest beings, it posesses (via the Void Heart) the void under its will, which is literally said to be an "eternal" force that "denies time", ie immortal.

and this union of sorts would be beneficial for the knight as well, as it can go into Holy Beast mode at just about anytime it wants, which is a really awesome powerup if u ask me. That and also (in my headcanon) it does like her. very much :-)

Smallest things that could have made bad plot points within the dumb relics plotline be sliiightly less bad #1452532

Atlas has The Choice relic instead of The Creation Relic

Ruby and Ironwood both end up seeing completely different outcomes of the exact same choice in their future. Both end up convinced that the other's decisions will cause the Kingdom to fall and Salem to get the relic.

Two desperate people faced with destruction and death of yet another Kingdom as they refuse to listen to the suggestions of their teams and are one hundred percent relying on that incomplete information a magic mcguffin provided them with.

In reality, either of them enacting their plan would have saved the Kingdom and the relic and been a success. Both clashing with each other is what ended up messing everything up in the first place as they indivertibly sabotaged each other's chances at succeeding.

As the Kingdom falls apart around them, each RWBY Member ends up using the relic and combining the information from random choices of their futures to formulate a seemingly impossible plan of how to save everyone in the Kingdom.

The cost of saving everyone ends up being that the entire team is missing in the destruction, and the relic ends up in Cinder's hands(instead of Salem directly), which leads to Cinder using it and seeing something she doesn't like, which sets up eventual Salem's downfall.

The endpoint is similar-ish but less dumb and less offensive. The missing team are hailed as saviors and martyrs. Everyone who knows what happened with the relic is inspired to put aside their differences. Ruby gets to grapple with how her decisions almost messed everything up.

hammer glitch

im sorry im rewatching Dominion and its so fucking funny. they really brought dimetrodon & lystrosaurus' Permian Asses into it

“Bowser is a big turtle/dragon and Peach is HuMAn. They can’t be in a relationship!”

😂 where do these ppl come from??

yk what would be nice? an everything-safe reality checking support group of only like schizos/dissociators/people who struggle w reality in some way. including like anxious/paranoid types or people who habitually misread others actions. yk? no judgement, no banned topics, the only rule being respect everyone there and stuff. and we can like talk about it and sympathize/empathize and kinda be like "hey i understand but that is ridiculous. in reality its probably more like [blank]." where like me for example im not very socially anxious so for someone w social anxiety i could be like "your feelings are valid but i promise not everyone in the world is staring at you/judging you. like here we are looking at you but only to give you space to speak and pay attention. but in general people are more busy with their own issues than random strangers." and someone without an issue of mine could be like, "hey that's not real." yk? like just a nice cozy group to hang out and do calm activities in a safe judgement-free place while also talking ab whats on ur mind and getting a reality check if u need one.

When lees do the lip bite thing

Kicking, screaming, losing my goddamn mind

If TARDISes were real and I was like. Chilling inside of a TARDIS I think I would give It little treats or beverages or shiny little trinkets. Both as a friendly gesture and as in the way I would leave offerings on my altars, or for the spirits in my house. Will maybe elaborate on this later.