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deep-space-lines · 1 month

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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

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shepscapades · 5 months

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When i read all the messages where everyone wanna chop his hand off, it reminded me the meme where guy in glasses sitting in the car and telling something, while McDonald's cashier standing with an order horrified

SFVHSFGOBDFGBJC THIS WAS SO FUNNY SO I HAD TO DO IT, THANK YOU

#I just work here #do I incite the angst? yes #however #it’s funny to see people get crazy slash rabid slash scary DGJBDGKHN #dbhc ask #dbhc #ask #art escapades #dbhc doc #dbhc xisuma #anon #the shepherd #my sona #dbhc sillies

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comicaurora · 7 months

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Ok the third panel from today's page kinda makes use of perspective to make it look like Falst is the one about to drop off a cliff while barely holding on to Dainix and I wanna know if this was intentional or if my mind is in the overanalytical gutter

it did turn out that way huh

#i just work here #asks #aurora

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bri-cheeses · 5 months

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Evan’s love language is quality time and Barty’s is physical touch, i don’t make the rules

#i just work here #barty x evan #evan x barty #rosekiller #i love them your honor #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #the slytherin skittles #slytherin skittles #marauders era

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angelgalchicha · 4 months

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Daredevil trio but they slay

(Also did i forget about DDDrawcember or did it forget about me?)

#daredevil #foggy nelson #daredevil fanart #daredevil tv #matt murdock #matt x foggy #mattfoggy #karen page #slay au #maybe a HS everyone gets to be happy and alive au?#who’s to say #i just work here

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cayslongliving · 3 months

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I work at Barnes & Noble and they gave me a task of making a display in the theme of Taylor for TTPD and said they thought of me first bc I’m their go-to Taylor Swift person. Soooo I made a poetry display, the sign is going to say “from the library of tortured poets.”😌🤍 all the poetry books I chose are by women for women: books on love, loss, empowerment, healing, life, and femininity🫶🏼

@taylorswift @taylornation , I hope I did you proud with this📚📚 when it’s complete I’ll take an updated photo🥰

#barnes and noble made me do it #i just work here #the tortured poets department #ttpd #swifties #swiftie #taylor swift

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lavendervulcan · 2 years

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*CouGh CouGH COUGH* anyways i finished House MD, take these two nerds kissing or whatever. they make me happy. so, so so happy.

#mine #house md #james wilson #myart #hilson #fanart #gregory house #dr james wilson #greg house #dont even talk to me about the pose man #i just work here #i drew another drawing of them just going at it (making out)#but im too afraid to post that one #we will see though ;)#hatecrimes md

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meenawashere · 3 months

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Haven't opened Krita in a while so I just had to get back into it with my favorite cowboy.

No diss to Ibis but Krita makes me feel like I'm on a whole new level. I feel like if God had kissed my hand and said 'draw now, my child.'

This is why i was on the wanted poster ⬆️

#mk11 #erron black #mortal kombat #fanart #is this considered somewhat self insert or??#i just work here #i dont know

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blanddcheadcanons · 3 months

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I believe that if you are a bisexual dating a straight person; it is your duty as an American to introduce them to buttplay.

#i dont make the rules #i just work here

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mmiscbutterflies · 2 years

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PDA thoughts:

rhysand = hand on feyre’s lower back

cassian = hand on nesta’s ass

azriel = holding gwyn’s hand

lucien = elain’s hand in the crook of his arm

#eris drags you around by the back of your neck but that’s none of my business #i just work here #acotar #rhysand #feyre #feysand #cassian #nesta #nessian #azriel #gwyn #gwynriel #lucien #elain #elucien #headcanon #thoughts and feelings

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dduane · 2 years

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Coming soon at Food and Cooking of the Middle Kingdoms: Brightwood Vintners’ Chicken with Pumpkin Saffron Noodles

#Food and Cooking of the Middle Kingdoms #chicken #noodles #was 'noonles'#don't ask me #I just work here #Middle Kingdoms #recipe #recipes

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chaosssinabottle · 5 months

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Since I did a piece of spooky season hockey art, I got challenged to do a piece of Kraken spookycute art. So - I started on it…

That was the first one…

This is the sketch. I’m thinking of taking the wee Reaper’s hood off completely and putting him in a backwards ball cap alone. Sockopolis the imp decided Dunner was the best seat.

#vince dunn #adam larsson #seattle kraken #hockey #hockey art #dont blame me #i just work here

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onbearfeet · 2 months

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Well, Monster Mash just sprouted a long-term romantic subplot, so I consulted a non-ace according to my usual protocol, and now I have the go-ahead to get out of the characters' way.

Which is good, because otherwise they will bite and/or stab me.

#monster mash #werewolf by night #bucky barnes #my characters do what they want #i just work here #don't worry the kitten happens first #writer problems #ace problems

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barry-j-blupjeans · 11 months

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Day Three - Myth

There’s something incredibly disconcerting about being able to see your own breath when you breathe out. For someone like Lup, it was always a reminder of where she came from. Cold, windy nights on the street with Taako, hidden in the back alleys of a city that never really went dark, unless you knew where to look. The chill was part of the reason they had moved away. Starting a fresh life somewhere warm had always been the goal.

It didn’t get cold out here. Even in the winter, the lowest it would drop would be the mid-forties. Lup hadn’t seen natural ice in years.

But here she was.

To be completely honest, being a YouTuber wasn’t the hot shit that it was made out to be. To be even more honest, Lup and Taako often put their lives in major jeopardy with the cryptid hunting videos. They had never actually gotten any solid evidence that the cryptids they were looking for existed, but that’s what video editing was for. Instead, the danger came from being out in places like the woods she was in now. Far enough away from town to lose even the shittiest of wifi, deep enough into nature that no one would know where to find her.

They took a lot of measures to make sure they never got separated. And now Lup was out in the woods by herself, with her way too expensive camera and a sweater not heavy enough for the chill that had settled over the area.

And the camera wasn’t even working. It had been static all night, but now it had dissolved into straight nothingness. There was nothing Lup could do to get the view back in focus, or back at all. Maybe if she hadn’t been so focused on it, she would have felt colder. Maybe she would have watched her step more carefully.

Maybe-

There was a flash of red from her left. Lup staggered slightly, then stopped walking. She aimed the camera towards it, just in case. If she was about to get murdered or some shit, then at least they’d have video evidence.

And she’d not be going down without a fight, thanks to the obsessive amount of pocket knives Magnus had given her. They had gotten her out of more than one shitty situation before and she could do it again.

The temperature seemed to drop lower. Just being able to see her breathe was something, but now the cold was starting to seep into her lips and fingers.

Logically, she should stay put. She hadn’t strayed far from where she lost track of Taako. Or Taako lost track of her, or whatever. But there was a dread creeping up her throat that had started with the static and increased with the chill. If it came down to fight or flight, she couldn’t exactly choose the latter and leave Taako behind.

And it was only when the screen of her camera cracked into shards that Lup realized. Oh.

Fuck.

Despite doing this for several years, they never really encountered a cryptid before. Like, duh. It’s not like they exist. If the Mothman was real, someone deffo would have gotten that guy on camera. If Bigfoot was out there somewhere, he’d probably be trying to buy some fuckin’ Air Jordans or something. If the Red Robe existed, then he would have been recorded already. The flimsy excuse of him “breaking cameras” was supposed to have been a convenient sidestep.

But here she was. Cameraless, freezing, and stuck staring at the red, hooded figure emerging from the trees.

He was fucking terrifying. Where there should have been a face beneath his hood, there was a curling ball of static that dripped down his chest. What could have been hands looked more like inky black claws, curved and pointed, much like the dozens of pocket knives Lup had on her. Past his knees, the robe began to fade away, leaving a wisp behind him, tangled up in static and empty air.

It was horrifying. But when he spoke—

When he spoke, Lup figured that the most awful part of it all was the ache in her chest.

“Lup,” he said, in what might have been some sort of twisted joy or disbelief. “Lup, you came back.”

Fight or flight, baby. And Lup was all out of flight.

She pulled the pocket knife out of her sleeve.

#blupjeansweek2023 #blupjeans #barry bluejeans #lup #taz #taz balance #mine #ise cube writing #this was the first one i wrote for this week :O #u figure out the rest of the universe bc idk #i just work here

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hydrachea · 9 months

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Cis in the way you were assigned a team back in sports class and just rolled with it.

#i just work here #some aspects of it i don't like some others i like #i don't feel strongly about changing teams but i don't feel strongly about the one i ended up in either #i'm just fine with it #it's fun being mistaken for a member of another team too #not so much that i find myself wishing i was part of it but still fun #ray's records #i was asked recently by a nonbinary coworker how i felt about my gender and yeah that's kind of it #i can't be bothered so i'm cis (shrugging edition)

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wrathofrats · 1 month

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Rare pair hmm perhaps zephyr/phantom?

I’m trying to hard to finish up these rare pairs I know it’s been a while LMAO I still have a couple but hey

I think they’d be kinda super cute for no reason

Like grumpy old man Zeph who doesn’t really let anyone touch them platonically besides ifrit aether and omega, having to learn to let phantom do their treatments. And they grumble about it because obviously, first couple rounds claim that they don’t feel right, that phantoms a good kid but omega and aether do it better

But I think they warm up to him. Stay later in the infirmary with ifrit to give him practice, wait until he gets it right. Both ifrit and Zeph messing with him a bit and giving him tips they’ve picked up on from doing this for so long. They tell him stories, stupid little things about their pack and his current pack. And idk I think phantom is just really happy that Zeph accepts him.

On a horny note bc there’s always a horny note, Zeph fucking loves how good phantom is. Doesn’t take much at all to break him down. As much as Zeph enjoys a fight now and then, they tend to get stressed or go a bit too far on their physical side when brat taming, so seeing such a good little thing on the floor in front of them is such a nice treat.

Maybe makes him fuck them, or rude them, whatever they’re feeling, while the cute little fuck machine does what he’s told and is silent about it (:

#black out and comes back with this #time to spread fuck machine phantom propaganda #just quiet phantom only being used to fuck someone and that’s it (:#idk #I just work here #zephyr ghoul #ifrit ghoul #phantom ghoul

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