You know how easy it would be for Sam to get out of hunting with an all powerful archangel boyfriend? I know that seems counterintuitive, but hear me out.

Sam, in college again, and some demons track him down. They think he's gonna be easy prey, it's been years since any monster has had their doorstep darkened by a Winchester. They assume this is because he is out of practice, not, because he was being hidden by a trickster archangel.

Anyways.

It goes like this.

[Sam looks at the demons, and he has to stop a smirk from forming on his lips. He closes his eyes, and clasps his hands together.]

Demon: Are you praying? [smug] Well you should be! This is the end of the line.

Sam: Oh, wise and strong Gabriel, thy messenger of God, hear my prayer. [pause] I seek your aid with wiping out a son of a bitch.

Demon: Are you serious-? You think a weapon Heaven will save you, they hate you just as much-

[Crashing thunder roars. A sudden downpour begins. Lightning flashes.]

[Gabriel appears causally behind the demon, despite the display. Taps them on the shoulder.]

Gabriel: Boo. [smites them]

Sam: [grinning] Thanks.

Gabriel: Anytime, Samshine!

[They kiss, and Gabriel shoves Sam playfully]

Gabriel: Now get to class, or you'll be late.

love being new to a fandom and absolutely blasting the tag everyday with my art just because i love the game so much

i am normal about the buzz cut. i am normal about the buzz cut.

I went through you account, and you seem to have DID, can you explain if this makes you similar to the character "The Devil" From "Jojos" Adventure? Sorry if this is worded improperly but I have a curiosity, how does it work? I've seen it explained but I cant fathom it.

alright so YES! i am plural/system but I dont have DID specifically, I have OSDD which stands for other specified dissociative disorder (heres a link explaining more on it as well on how it works and stuff https://plurality-hub.carrd.co/#intro ) On the topic of it making me similar to Diavolo, yes and no? Diavolo is technically supposed to be portrayed as a person with DID/OSDD but erm its displayed in the old-fashioned stereotypical manner that isn't actually accurate to how people are with DID/OSDD that being mostly bc the whole uhh weird body-changing stuff and how he was sort of just born with it 0_o bc ur supposed to get it thru trauma and such THOUGH I will tell u abt Diavolos system bc it is really interesting to me even if its not accurately portrayed Doppio who is technically what i'd call either the host or shell for the system since he seems to be the person that fronts most whenever they need to do just daily normal things Diavolo is a co host and Protector, he fronts whenever doppio/the body is in danger Then there's Solido Naso (which is techincally diavolos old alias he used/his old name in the past !! but I just like to think of it this way) he would probably have been the old host/a now dormant alter !! This would be the way I view his system in the way I feel as thus these roles r the most accurate to him and his system ykyk?

a little bit ago my partner told me my resting face is always like. slightly pissed off at everything and everyone. and yeah,,, accurate

do you guys know abt any games that are like papers please but aren't so stressful they make me want to walk into the ocean

hrm I hate by brain today

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

Not to be absolutely unhinged but I think that if I buy enough tiny plastic tubs to continue breaking down every possession I own into discrete categories then eventually I will live in a home where I don't constantly have a large pile of completely miscellaneous nicknacks in the middle of the floor constantly and forever until I die

Current box count is 56

neurotypicals are so funny sometimes. “well, just don’t forget it next time.” holy shit. you’ve done it. you’ve fixed me. who knew memory problems could be solved so simply? i am no longer autistic, i am ready to join you at the social function. by god.

Sorry I'm not low empathy autistic in the "mysterious loner boy who secretly cares about his friends and talks in a monotone voice" way and I'm actually just completely indifferent to the suffering of people I don't know personally and help strangers out of a sense of "this is the right thing to do" and not "I feel so bad for this person" or guilt.

I sit and listen to my friends even though I don't really care about hearing about their problems because I know they'll be upset if I don't, and despite the fact I honestly can't genuinely care about the issue itself, I care about the impact it's having on my friends and that's enough to make me want to help them through it.

Did you know that's actually an expression of empathy all of its own?

It will absolutely happen again I literally am not even sorry

"it's very problematic to make your space aliens autistic-coded" SPEAK FOR YOURSELF 👽👽👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸 ALIEN LASER BLAST ATTACK ✨✨✨🌠🌠🌠🌠🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

question: do ppl ACTUALLY say things they don’t mean when they’re angry? or is that just an excuse after letting something true slip? i wouldn’t ever say something i don’t mean in anger, so the concept confuses me.

but something was said to me that is bothering me, though apparently was said in an argument and wasn’t meant. but i don’t rlly believe it wasn’t like, deep down true thoughts/feelings??? anyone have any insight? anyone say things they don’t mean in anger?

EDIT: this was a hastily worded post that i didn’t expect to get notes. this is a genuine question asked in good faith that i got a lot of amazing answers to!

also re: the many ppl saying “OP is lying about not saying things they don’t mean in anger because everyone does it”— i genuinely have never done that. if i say something mean while angry, i meant it. that’s literally why i asked this question and why the concept confuses me, because i wouldn’t do something like that so i wanted perspective from people who do it. idk why y’all can’t believe that lmao not everyone is as prone to anger and outbursts

I would be so powerful if even one of my executives functioned. Just. Even a single one of them. Please. Please .

manga where a teenage girl is isekaied into a dostoevsky novel as the grizzled 20+ year old male protagonist but she isn't phased whatsoever because her special interest was 19th century russian literature

hey. dont cry. 1 million autisms on earth ok?