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madmaryholiday · 2 months
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i've tried multiple pacifist runs on sons of the forest, including one where i didn't touch any trees, stayed away from the cannibal camps, and didn't even hold any weapons when they raided (instead brandishing a skull, which i was told would spook them).
every time, by day 5 or 6, they'd be showing up in groups of like 6 and attacking me anyway. the first couple times they hit me, i tried to just brandish the skull at them and dodge, but then one of the big guys with a club showed up, and i gave up.
the frustrating thing for me is that even if you set the enemy aggression/armor/health/raid frequency to low, it still increases over time until aggression and enemy types are the same as if you're playing on normal. i mean the reason i'm setting these levels to low is because i am stupid bad at real-time combat, but i don't want to completely forego enemy encounters. sure that big guy with the club will go down in fewer hits, but he still swings as fast and hits as hard and shows up in every goddamn raid after the first few days.
anyway, i saw someone made a mod to customize raid sizes/aggression/etc., so i'll be trying that out later. maybe it will FINALLY let me turn off infinite health lmao.
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wookofwallst · 8 months
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(Article) Starfield Steam reviews are sliding fast.
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Well, it's been a month now since Starfield has released, and players have really let loose on the internet about how they feel. Good and bad reviews have popped up on Steam, Metacritic, and the Xbox store.
My main focus here is going to be on Steam for a few reasons . It's easier to sort by play time and alot easier to find other reviews rather than just "Xbox Exclusive Bad".
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Underlying numbers kind of shows the 75%. Alot of people want to talk about review bombing but what about review lifting? Review inflation? Whatever you want to call it, the first day of reviews should probably be disqualified based merit. If you don't like that idea, then you're telling me more than 20 thousand people played the game enough to give a thoughtful review? I doubt it.
The reviews that I put in here will be from people who have put in over 100 hours. For a game this size and with how much there is to do I think that would be best.
After a pretty lengthy review and 170 hours played, one user said:
"I regret taking the time to bond with my companions, talking with every NPC, flying & running around scanning the planets, and lockpicking every door or chest I encountered. Overall, I regret completing the main story. I can't believe I'm saying this, but IGN was right about the 7/10."
It's hard to disagree with what he said. There was alot of hype in NG+, even the CEO of Xbox said "The game doesn't start until you beat the game" and what happens after? You get a new ship that can fast travel anywhere in the galaxy and all of the loot, weapons, and everything you had is all gone. The ship cannot be expanded upon, and you're given a new space suit.
149 hours played and multiple paragraphs. Another user said:
"The writing in this game is AWFUL. Image if you will, you are a new corpo grunt, your first day as an intern and boom you find out the CEO is selling company secrets. So you confront them, kill them and everyone loves you for it from this one piece of 'evidence' and gives you a promotion. This is Starfield in a nut shell."
"I have 1000+ hour in Fallout 4 for example. I will never hit that in Starfield. It's just not that interesting.
No vehicles
No atmospheric flight
No groundbreaking features
No taming
ZERO Aliens..."
It's hard for me to disagree with anything this reviewer said. I can even expand upon it. 90% of the "aliens" in this are gigantic insects with no intelligence at all. I understand that space might not have a lot of aliens in our neck of the woods, but this is a video game. Put some aliens in it! Outposts are stupid, copy pasted time wasters.
Final one 114 hours played. This is the full review:
I was expecting a game i could play for 100s or thousands of hours but after just 100 hours i can say i have beat the entire game and done everything. It is bland and nothing like the interesting games we were previously given... Biggest disappointment of 2023 worst rpg i have ever played... all bland procedural content that is the same on every planet. Their is no interesting characters or unique items to chase after. It is literally 6 quest lines and a main quest line that take a 100 hours to complete then their is nothing but small meaning less quest that are all similar with the same places and dialogue in different planets.
Bland, meaningless content that's procedurally generated. And that's the common theme. It's Kwibblekop AI bad, dull, and void of any emotion.
So yeah, looking at actual negative reviews of the game with valid criticism is reinforcing the score I gave it. 6.5.
Did you like Starfield? Do you think reviews that are posted should have a time limit? Do you believe in review inflation? Anything new you're playing? Let me know! Thanks for reading!
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pale-cheezit · 3 years
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Can you answer every 5th question from your 216-question ask post? Thanks!
Girl you're killin me lol. I'm bored though so thanks for giving me something to do!! I know I'm really late posting this but oh well. Thanks for the ask :)
5) Book/series I reread?
My favorite author is Tana French and I've reread her books a few times. I've reread the book "The Shack" by William P. Young a few times as well. I'm sure there's more that I'm forgetting right now.
10) The word that I use all the time to describe something great?
Probably fuck. As in, "that's fucking great" or "this is fucking awesome" or something like that lol
15) Last song I listened to?
Some new Five Finger Death Punch song that was on the radio
20) Favorite video games?
Probably New Super Mario Bros
25) Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they’re in?
Ooof... I can't think of any off the top of my head. I have some actors that I like that make me go "oh theyre in this movie, it might be good" but I don't think I ever really watch anything just because of a certain actor.
30) Eye color?
Blueish/greenish. Changes colors sometimes depending on what I'm wearing.
35) Am I excited about anything?
Not really.
40) What do I think about most?
I swing wildly between thinking about insignificant nonsense and everything I'm worried/anxious about (my very uncertain future and what to do with myself and mental health shit I'm going through) and I think about my loved ones a lot too!
45) Last film I watched?
The Hunchback of Notre Dame lol
50) How do I destress?
I'm pretty good at pushing things out of my mind when I want to or need to (a blessing and a curse) Also smoke weed. Idk, feels like I'm always stressed about something in the back of my mind.
55) Play any sports?
I don't anymore but I played volleyball for almost 10 years of my life. Good times. I miss those days.
60) Pet peeve?
People that put masks on their kids.
65) What fictional universe would I like to be a part of?
Friskies world from the cat food commercial of course
70) Can I sing?
I think I can sing ok. I'm not amazing but also not horrible.
75) Where do I want to live?
Away from people and traffic!!! I hate how close together the houses are in the suburbs. But I don't want to be so far in the middle of nowhere that I have to drive hours to get groceries. Idk, maybe I wouldn't mind that after awhile, I'd probably get used to it. I just want my own land and to be able to walk out the back door and have my own personal shooting range on my property.
80) Can I drive?
Yeah. Can't drive stick though. I should learn.
85) Favorite genre of music?
Rock
90) Favorite sporty activity?
Uhhh like walking or hiking I guess. Baseball definitely.
95) How tall am I?
5'7"
100) Do I have more girl friends or boy friends?
I have NO friends lol
105) Last person I texted?
My mom
110) Do I like selfies?
Eh sort of. If I'm feeling good about myself, I might take a few but that's rare for me these days. I like to take pictures of much more interesting things instead! Selfies are boring!
115) Favorite number?
8 I guess
120) Am I much of a daredevil?
Depends on the situation and the mood I'm in. I can be. We all got a little daredevil in us if we drink enough lol
125) The Beatles or Elvis?
Elvis
130) Favorite piece of advice?
Hmm....Anything Jordan Peterson says is usually great advice lol. But I guess simple things like be yourself, enjoy the small things in life, never miss a good chance to shut up, others can inspire and support you- but only you can save yourself, assume you know nothing, listen to your elders cause they know a thing or two about life (SOMETIMES)
135) Do I like gossip?
Eh not really. It depends. I know I'm guilty of it because that's all women be doin but you can definitely cross a line with that stuff and some people have issues with that and that shit can be annoying. it's definitely something I try not to do too much because I wouldn't want others to gossip about me behind my back
140) Do I believe people are capable of change?
I'd like to think so. I mean, I think its not ALWAYS the case. There's definitely people that wont or cant change but there's also plenty of people that are willing to put in the work and have changed themselves and their lives.
145) In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family?
Bitch nobody could play me or my family better than me or my family
150) What is the best decision I have made in life so far?
I honestly don't know. I thought of a few different things and realized none of them were really decisions I 100% made for myself /: I've had a life so far that's been filled with other people making decisions for me. Kind of one of my problems I gotta work on. I guess I would say choosing to finally leave the shitty relationship I was in but he kind of left me in the end so it wasn't completely my decision. There's probably a bunch of small decisions I've made in the past that turned out great for me that I'm just forgetting right now.
155) Who is the most intelligent person I know?
I used to think my brother was because he was a genius child but then I grew up and realized there's a lot of different ways to be intelligent. I was gonna say Jordan Peterson but I dont actually know him lol. It's a hard question for me because I truly believe people are intelligent in so many different ways and Ive met many people that are smart in some ways but dumb in others. I guess my Dad would make the list if I had to pick someone.
160) What color mostly dominates my wardrobe?
BLUE
165) Do I believe in fate?
I think so. I think we can change our fate though too.
170) One of my favorite quotes?
"those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Ben Franklin
"unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality"- Emily Dickinson
I have a TON of favorite quotes, I could take up pages lol. Those are just the ones I thought of off the top of my head.
175) Do I dream?
Yes, every single time I sleep. Even when I take a nap. I'm always dreaming.
180) Do I like shopping?
It depends on my mood and what I'm shopping for. Sometimes I'm in the mood to shop and I have fun with it but other times I'm not feeling it at all. I don't like spending money, it makes me feel guilty.
185) If I could master one skill, what would I choose?
Probably being an excellent shot. As skilled as Annie Oakley- if that's even possible haha
190) If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go?
60s or 70s. Maybe the 20s.
195) Would I ever want to encounter aliens?
Fuck no. Definitely wouldnt be like some sci-fi movie. It'd be fucking terrifying.
200) Dragons or wizards?
Neither. Never been into either of those things. I also never got what the big deal about dragons is
205) Do I like my handwriting?
Yeah I suppose. Its very inconsistent. It goes from messy to neat to somewhere in between all in one page. Just like me lol
210) What is on my bucket list?
Travel. See the world. I dont have anything super specific but I definitely wish I could see all this world has to offer.
215) What is the weirdest talent I have?
I have no idea. I have no talent that I can think of. I'm sure there's gotta be something but I have no clue right now.
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onceuponabookcase · 3 years
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Caraval by Stephanie Garber
I loved this book. I could read Scarlett and Julian all day long without getting bored. This is a book club read for my friends and. I’m actually still at the beginning of Legendary. J has finished the series. S hasn’t started Finale yet, and I finished the series literally two hours ago. 
Blurb: Scarlett Dragna has never left the tiny island where she and her sister, Tella, live with their powerful, and cruel, father. Now Scarlett’s father has arranged a marriage for her, and Scarlett thinks her dreams of seeing Caraval—the faraway, once-a-year performance where the audience participates in the show—are over.
But this year, Scarlett’s long-dreamt-of invitation finally arrives. With the help of a mysterious sailor, Tella whisks Scarlett away to the show. Only, as soon as they arrive, Tella is kidnapped by Caraval’s mastermind organizer, Legend. It turns out that this season’s Caraval revolves around Tella, and whoever finds her first is the winner.
Scarlett has been told that everything that happens during Caraval is only an elaborate performance. Nevertheless she becomes enmeshed in a game of love, heartbreak, and magic.
I’d like to point out that these are just my annotations, and I’ll never have ‘hot-takes’ on books. Most of them are really just me flailing, and keeping track of my thoughts while reading because hello, short term memory. Also, these are obviously spoilers. 
Page 55: J U L I AN! Scarlett can’t swim because of her dress, and he sinks under the water to cut the dress off of her. The tension here is so fucking delicious. At this point, I wasn’t sure if Julian really was Scar’s love interest, and I had been worried to become too invested in case Julian was meant to be Tella’s. I didn’t want to see a love triangle like that, but I was gone at ‘Then, the tip of his knife pressed against her breasts. Scarlett’s breath caught as the sailor cut her corset…’ 
Page 143: Julian is so cheeky. He spots Scarlett when she sees a tent selling kisses, and offers to help her practice before her wedding. Speaking of looming nuptials, he also calls Scarlett’s fiancé a liar as well because she’s never met him. I giggled a little at this part. 
Page 151: “I think he’s the most attractive person I’ve ever seen.” GIRL, SAME. 
Page 170: JULIAN FOUND AND RETURNED HER EARRINGS. They meant so much to her. 
Page 208-211: Scarlett loses two days of her life. My heart was in my throat. I didn’t know what to expect because no matter what I tried to expect, Garber continued to surprise me. Julian takes one of the days she lost, leaving them to both only lose one. Now, I love this entire scene, but it’s not actually what my note was for. It’s for this quote: ‘Not quite sure how far she’d already fallen, she imagined loving him would feel like falling in love with darkness, frightening and consuming, yet utterly beautiful when the stars came out.’
Page 217: SHE THINKS JULIAN IS LEGEND. OH MY FUCKS. ← a direct annotation. It’s worth pointing out that one of my friends in our little book club of three actually called who Legend was from book one. 
Page 242: They’re trapped in a room together, in extremely close proximity. *wiggles eyebrows* Scarlett says the room must be connected to their emotions, that they need to calm down. ‘Julian made a strangled sound. “That’s not easy at the moment.”’ 
Page 275: ‘“I’m so stupid.”’ ‘“None of this means anything to you. You saw my fiancé, got jealous, acted rashly, and now you regret it.”’ 
‘“Is that what you think?”’
Man, I hurt with Scarlett here. And then - AND THEN, Julian steps closer. ‘“Is this close enough for you?”’
screams
Page 286: HER FATHER IS A FUCKING MONSTER. FUCK THAT GUY. I sucked in a breath when he slashed Julian’s face, and my boss was sitting beside me at work. 
Page 287: ‘“Do you really want a bride who will only sleep with you because another man will be tortured if she doesn’t?’” Fuck, Scarlett really came out swinging with that one. 
Page 297: ‘“Crimson, don’t fall apart on me now.” The kiss, the way he calls her Crimson, and the way he’s holding her together in the moment. 
Page 315-316: ‘“I lied about how I got bashed in the head,” he mumbled. “I want you to have your earrings back. But the man was tougher than he looked…” I had pieced together already that he’d gone after them for Scarlett, but to hear him admit it as he was dying, it goddamn ripped me apart. 
Page 348: Tella just jumped to HER DEATH WHAT?? I knew from the moment Scarlett thought leap of faith, we were in trouble. 
Page 393: Legend is Julian’s brother. 
Epilogue: The shift to Tella’s perspective was kind of wild. I was not expecting the note that followed, and I hadn’t been expecting the plot twist of how Tella planned everything, down to the smallest detail in order to rescue Scarlett and herself from their father. 
For every plot point I thought I saw coming, Stephanie Garber 100% had another three lined up that I didn’t. Through book one, I really didn’t like Tella very much. Probably because I didn’t get to know her much, and I didn’t recognize what was going on behind the scenes. That’s what made it so great. I’m looking forward to reading the series again after finishing it for the first time, knowing everything I know now. 
Rating for me: 5/5 stars. I thought the world-building was excellent, the twists well-crafted, the romance scorching, and the intrigue masterful. My favorite characters in this book were Julian and Scarlett (I think that may be a common thought though) and my least favorites were Dante and Tella. Now, in Legendary, that dramatically changes, but that’s a post for next time. 
I don’t know how to blog really. I used to really just write fanfiction, but if this is interesting at all...let me know, I guess? 
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hecate-herself · 4 years
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Every single prompt I have written?
I think that this is every prompt that I’ve done so far, as of 28/03/2020
1.         “Come to bed with me?”  
2.         “Do you even still love me?”  
3.         “I think you’re bleeding…”    
4.         “Get off my foot!”
“Get your foot out from underneath my foot.”
5.         “Shh, it’s okay, you don’t need to cry.”
6.         “I can’t sleep.”    
7.         “Why did you lie to me?”
8.         “Don’t move, they hit your head really hard.”    
9.         “Have a good day.”
“Don’t tell me what to do.”
10.      “Do you want a bedtime story?”
11.      “Are you sure that you have enough blankets?”    
12.      “Get out. I am done with you.”    
13.      “That looks broken. You need a doctor.”
14.      “Oh, you can go to hell.”
“Stop threatening me with a good time.”    
15.      “[mama/papa]’s got you.”
16.      “I need a hug. Please?”
17.      “Isn’t it your bedtime?”
“Hypocrite.”
“Come to bed with me then.”
18.      “I love you, but please, shut up.”
19.      “Don’t touch me.”
20.      “I can’t stand the sight of you right now. Get away from me.”
21.      “I said that I never wanted to see you again. Why are you here?”
“I just wanted to help!”
22.      “Please… I am begging you, just open your eyes. Please. You can’t die.”
23.      “I’m not hurt.”
“You are actively bleeding.”
“Oh. So I am.”
24.      “Don’t pass out on me now, we’re nearly home.”
25.      “Isn’t this illegal?”
“Yes, but technically no.”
26.      “Penny for your thoughts?”
“If my thoughts are only worth a penny, I shall keep it to myself.”
27.      “Did you just stab me?”
28.      “…How on earth did you manage to get up there?”
29.      “Put the cookie down, eat your dinner first.”
30.      “I think I can feel them kicking!”
31.      “Are you asleep?”
“Not anymore.”        
32.      “What if I don’t get better? What if I am broken?”        
33.      “That is going to leave a really nasty scar.”          
34.      “Nothing could go wrong, you said. Well guess what? Everything has gone wrong!”    
35.      “Quick, I think the baby is coming!”
36.      “You made me breakfast in bed? What did you do this time?”
37.      “I trusted you.”        
38.      “I don’t… I don’t feel good.”            
39.      “Come any closer and I will hit you with this book. I swear to God!”
40.      “Where did you put your blankie this time.”
41.      “Can you check for monsters under the bed?”
42.      “You broke my heart.”        
43.      “Hey, are you alright?”
“Do I look alright to you?”  
44.      “That best not be the last of the milk… Oh you bastard.”          
45.      “One little shoe. Two little shoes. All ready to go out.”
46.      “It’s just a bad dream. I’ve got you, it’s okay.”        
47.      “I wish that I never had met you.”    
48.      “It’s so cold.”
“You need to hold on a bit longer, you are going to be fine. Just stay awake a little longer.”  
49.      “Roses are red, violets are blue- ow. Fuck you!”      
50.      “They have grown so much, it’s hard to believe how little they used to be.”
51.      “Have you stolen my shirt?”  
52.      “Stop lying to me!”    
53.      “I can’t breathe.”        
54.      “Okay, start from the beginning, you lost me right after you said that you punched someone.”
“That was the first thing that I said.”
55.      “I want another baby.”
56.      “I never want you to feel like you are alone.”            
57.      “You are the worst mistake I have ever made.”        
58.      “Where am I?”            
“Are you day drinking?”
“It’s apple juice, not whiskey.”        
59.      “Say goodbye to mama and papa, they’ll be back soon.”
60.      “Kiss me.”
61.      “You loved me!”
“Loved. Past tense.”        
62.      “Don’t go. Please. I can’t lose you.”        
63.      “Do you pinky promise?”
“What are you? Five?”    
64.      “Stomach bug?”
“No, morning sickness.”
65.      “I feel safe in your arms.”
66.      “Am I just a game to you?”          
67.      “I’ve got you, you are going to be okay.”            
68.      “Lunch?”
“It’s half seven. In the evening.”
“Dinner then?”    
69.      “It could be worse?”
“They got jam everywhere!”
70.      “I dreamed about you last night. I woke up happy.”
71.      “Stop pretending to care.”            
72.      “Please tell me that isn’t all your blood.”
73.      “What are you reading?”  
74.      “You really are your [mother/father]’s child.”
75.      “I was thinking, you, me, the bottle of wine in the kitchen and sitting in front of the fire. Thoughts?”
“Yes please.”
76.      “You hurt me!”          
77.      “You’re burning up.”
78.      “I don’t mean to alarm you, but the spider in the shower is frankly massive.”    
79.      “So… the baby is fine, I want you to know that first, they are absolutely fine.”
“What did you do?”
80.      “Thank you for looking after me.”
“For you I would do anything.”    
81.      “Wouldn’t you rather be with [him/her/them]?”
82.      “I think you need to see a doctor.”
83.      “You didn’t see anything.”
“Yes, I did. I saw all of it.”    
84.      “They won’t stop crying and, in a minute, I think I am going to start crying too.”
85.      “Are you wearing a new lip balm? It tastes really good.”            
86.      “You ripped my heart to pieces. Did it even hurt when you left?”  
87.      “It’s just a bit of blood. I’m fine.”  
88.      “I will make dinner if you don’t speak for the rest of the afternoon.”  
89.      “Stop wiggling! I need to get you changed!”
90.      “Do you have a reason to get out of bed today? Let’s just stay here as long as we can.”    
91.      “Did you ever love me, or was it just an act?”      
92.      “It’s just a nightmare. I’ve got you.”          
93.      “Can I adopt the stray cat out in the street?”
“Do you want fleas? Because that is how you get fleas.”          
94.      “You are perfect, my little [pet name].”
95.      “Stop smiling at me like that, I am trying to concentrate.”        
96.      “I feel like no one could ever love me.”    
97.      “Take a deep breath.”
“It hurts.”
“I know, but you have to breath.”  
98.      “Do we have any cookies in? No? I’m making cookies.”
99.      “Did you have a bad dream?”
“Uh huh.”
“Come on, get into bed with us, you can sleep in bed with us tonight.”
100.  “Can I kiss you?”      
101.  “Leave me alone. I don’t want to talk to anyone right now.”    
102.  “You’re going to be okay, just breath. Oh god… is that bone?”
103.  “What would you do if I said that I may have burnt the dinner?”            
104.  “Take a break. I’ll stay up with them, you need some sleep.”
105.  “Yes, you look great in my shirt. But I kind of need it back.”            
106.  “Go ahead, leave, I am not going to stop you.”  
107.  “That hit hard, are you okay?”      
108.  “The amount of alcohol I am going to need to forget this is going to kill me.”
109.  “How did you get pen that high up the wall?”
110.  “I am madly in love with you.”
“Why?”
“I don’t have a clue.”      
111.  “You’ll come crawling back to me.”
“Never.”  
112.  “Please breath, please… oh god.”  
113.  “I may have… mildly panicked?”
“You shot at me!”          
114.  “Please don’t vomit on me. Please don’t vomit on me. Please don’t… You vomited on me.”
115.  “Kiss me. Now.”        
116.  “Please don’t say that, I don’t think I can take it.”          
117.  “Did you get shot?”  
118.  “You drank my coffee? Why must you hurt me in this way?”          
119.  “How many coffees is that?”
“You try having a toddler who refuses to go to bed.”
120.  “May I have this dance?”    
121.  “Fuck off and fall off a cliff.”          
122.  “Don’t you dare die on me, you promised me!”  
123.  “What do you mean you aren’t interested in me, it’s me!”        
124.  “It’s your bedtime.”
“Can I have a story?”
“I just read you a story.”
“’nother story?”
125.  “Hold me, please?”  
126.  “I’d have stayed, if you had asked me to.”          
127.  “It hurts.”
“I know, it is going to be okay, I promise.”
“It burns, please… Make it stop.”  
128.  “Hungry?”
“Depends on if you are cooking or we are going out.”    
129.  “I just put them down for a nap. We probably have an hour of peace.”
130.  “Did you make me breakfast in bed? I think that I love you.”    
131.  “I’m sorry, but I didn’t have a choice.”
“There’s always a choice!”  
132.  “Your nose is bleeding.”      
133.  “No, I am not playing spin the bottle with you.”
“But it will be fun!”
“There are only two people here!”
134.  “Fuck.”
“Fuck!”
“No. Don’t repeat that. It’s a naughty word.”
“Fuck.”
135.  “Happy birthday!”    
136.  “After everything you put me through, you come here and ask for my help? How dare you!”          
137.  “Hey, you passed out, stay laying down for a bit longer.”          
138.  “Did you just get dragged through a bush, or are you always this messy?”
“I couldn’t find a comb.”
139.  “If the kid can nap, am I allowed to as well?”
140.  “Look up. Mistletoe.”          
141.  “Bite me.”      
142.  “How did I get here?”
“I had to carry you. You hit your head really hard.”        
143.  “How do you feel about killing spiders?”
“Where is it?”            
144.  “When mummy and daddy love each other very much…”
145.  “Don’t you just look absolutely stunning?”
“You are biased.”
“I am your partner, I am allowed to be.”
146.  “I hate you so much.”
“I know. I deserve it.”          
147.  “I’m calling the doctor.”
“I am fine.”
“You really aren’t.”  
148.  “Why are you on the floor? Did you fall?”
“Would you believe me if I said no?”        
149.  “Can you tidy your toys away please? Preferably before I break my neck tripping over a stuffed turtle.”
150.  “Did you sleep last night? At all?”
“God no, what do you take me for?”    
151.  “Get out!”
“Please let me explain.”
“Out!”  
152.  “it could be worse.”
“You aren’t the one bleeding.”
“Look, you are still alive. Stop whining.”  
153.  “Pass me that would you- no, no the other one. On your left. No… your other left.”
154.  “Hush little baby don’t say a word, mummy has a headache and your crying hurts.”
155.  “You and me, together. We’re unbeatable. We can go against all odds and come out on top.”
156.  “Who the hell do you think you are?”
“Well-“
“That was rhetorical.”    
157.  “Are you bleeding?”
“We don’t have time to deal with it. I’ll be fine.”
158.  “Is this heaven?”
“Well, judging by your presence here, hell.”
“Oh. So I am dead?”        
159.  “Is it wrong for me to wish that they never grow up and I can keep my baby forever?”
“I kind of want that too.”
160.  “Why are you looking at me like that?”
“I am just… speechless. You look beautiful.”        
161.  “Don’t touch me!”          
162.  “Walk it off.”
“I don’t know if I can walk.”      
163.  “Alright, which one of you idiots left your shoes out for me to trip over again?”  
164.  “Open wide. Come on, eat your dinner!”
“It probably tastes awful.”
“It doesn’t- okay. No, it is pretty bad.”
165.  “I’ve had nightmares. That was like a living hell.”
166.  “Did you sleep well?”
“Only because you were with me.”
167.  “Love me!”
“I love you. Now shut up and go to sleep.”
168.  “Don’t move. The spider is on your shoulder.”
169.  “How many stitches?”
“Eight. But I think I just ripped two of them out.”
170.  “Can I sleep in here? I don’t like the storm.”
“Scared of a little thunder?”
171.  “You’re dripping blood everywhere.”
“Sorry, is there a place you’d prefer I stand and bleed?”
“The bathroom. It’s easier to clean up.”
172.  “Let’s play a game.”
“Oh no, you are a cheat. I’m not playing against you.”
173.  “Bite me.”
“Have you ever said that and been bitten?”
“More times than I’d like to admit.”
174.  “Pour us a drink would you? It’s been a long day.”
“Whiskey, brandy, wine or water?”
“If you pour me a glass of water I may actually leave you.”
175.  “Get out the shower! You’ve been in there for hours!”
176.  “I’ll get the first aid kit.”
“I’m fine.”
“You’re a liar. Sit down and let me patch you up.”
177.  “Mama.”
“Did they just… Was that their first word?
178.  "I’m going to the shops. Needs anything?”
“A will to live. And coffee.”
“A will to live sounds expensive. I’ve got a tenner.”
“Coffee and chocolate then. Close enough.”
179.  “Shit it’s on fire.”
“What did you do?!”
180.  “How’s the baby doing?”
“They won’t stop crawling underneath the bed.”
181.  “How do you feel?”
“Like I’ve been stabbed.”
“Have… Have you been stabbed?”
“A little bit.”
182.  “Why are you in a tree?”
“Why aren’t you in a tree?”
“Are you stuck?”
183.  “Let’s get a pet.”
“There’s a spider in the kitchen. That’ll do.”
184.  “What time is it?”
“Way too early.”
185.  “Bed time.”
“I’m an adult.”
“An adult who has been up for nearly thirty six hours, go to bed. Before I drag you up there myself.”
186.  “Did you have a good dream?”
“Yeah, you were there.”
187.  “What did you do this time?”
“What makes you think I did something?”
“The black eye is a bit of a give away.”
188.  “I’m begging you. Please. Please. Just wake up. I need you to wake up. I can’t be without you. Wake up, please.”
189.  “What did you do to [her/him]? Tell me!”
190.  “I’m actually going to smack you in a minute.”
“Go for it.”
191.  “What are you doing?”
“Wasting time.”
192.  “You’re bleeding.”
“I know.”
193.  “This is going to really hurt.”
“I know, just do it.”
194.  “Let’s just get really drunk.”
“Bad day?”
“Bad doesn’t cover it. We have wine in, right?”
195.  “Tuck me into bed?”
“You are an adult.”
“So?”
196.  “Kiss me, please?”
“Nah.”
“Fine, I will kiss someone else.”
“No, don’t do that!”
197.  “Come to bed. I sleep better with you there.”
198.  “It would be better if you just forgot me.”
199.  “I don’t want to talk about it, just leave me alone.”
200.  “I love you.”
“But I don’t love you.”
201.  “Where did you get that scar from?
202.  “Hold still, I think it’s broken, I can set it, but this will really hurt.”
203.  “I haven’t slept in days. The nightmares won’t stop.”
204.  “Wake up, I think someone else is here.”
205.  “One drink, two drink, three drink, floor!”
206.  “How is the hangover?”
“You can great straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred pounds.”
207.  “I love mummy.”
“What about me?”
“Just mummy.”
208.  “Your brat keeps kicking me in the kidney.”
“How come you say they’re mine whenever they are doing that?”
209.  “First day of school, are we excited?”
“No.”
210.  “Stay in bed a little longer. It is warm here.”
“Alright, five more minutes, then I have to get up.”          
211.  “I want to hate you, I really do. You repulse me. So why can’t I stay away from you?”              
212.  “Does it hurt here?”
“Everywhere hurts.”      
213.  “Are you cheating?”
“What makes you think that?”
“Because you cannot have three aces when I have two.”
214.  “They’re asleep. We finally have some time to… and you are already asleep.”
215.  “How do you always look so kissable?”    
216.  “How could you do it? To me?”
“I’m sorry.”
“I don’t think sorry is going to fix this.”    
217.  “Oh god I think I am going to throw up.”
218.  “Cup of coffee?”
“God?”
“I… I don’t think I am.”  
219.  “Is… Is it mine?”
“Bastard, of course it’s yours!”
220.  “I just want to steal you away to somewhere private and have my wa- oh! I didn’t see you there.”
“I gathered.”      
221.  “I wish that I had never loved you.”        
222.  “I can’t stop the bleeding. Please, I need help.”
223.  “Ow shit!”
“Language.”
“Ow Merde!”
224.  “I go away for six months and I come home, and you have a baby.”
225.  “Will you be my Valentine?”
226.  “I got you a gift.”
“Why?”
“It’s Valentines day today?”
227.  “A candlelit dinner?”
“Anything for you my dear.”
228.  “Why are there roses all over the bed?”
“Valentines day?”
“You can tidy that mess up.”
229.  “I made dinner reservations.”
“So did I. Surprise?”
230.  “Supri- oh shit you’re not [insert character name].”
“Oh god! What the hell? Where are your clothes?”
231.  “There are flowers on the doorstep.”
“Who from?”
“I think that you have a secret admirer.”
232.  “I guess that you could say that I am a hopeless romantic.”
“I would have just stopped at hopeless.”
233.  “I love you.”
“I know. No, I’m just joking! I love you too!”
234.  “Happy Valentines day.”
“I didn’t think we would do anything for it.”
“I changed my mind, I wanted to treat you.”
235.  “You. Me. Quarantined for two weeks. Anything could happen.”
“Yeah. I may kill you. Or we may both get sick.”
236.  “You know, in thirteen years, we could get a quaranteen out of this.”  
“I think that I would rather just get sick. Thanks though.”
237.  “You have quite a high temperature.”
“Do… Does that mean you think I’m hot?”
“And you are clearly delirious.”
238.  “You are coughing an awful lot, you really should be in bed.”
239.  “We should do what they did in Edinburgh.”
“Which was?”
“Anyone who was sick got bricked into their homes and left to die.”
“Oh… No, we aren’t doing that.”
240.  “We are running out of milk.”
“God, I hate black coffee.”
“Maybe someone shouldn’t have got sick then?”
241.  “Is this necessary?”
“You sneezed. You get locked away.”
242.  “If you cough on me, I will end you.”
243.  “If this kills us, I am glad that I got to spend my last few days with you.”
“It’s a bloody cold.”
244.  “I wonder what the world will be like when we can go outside again.”
“It’s two weeks, not two decades.”
245.  “I made you some tea.”
“Thank you.”
“But I am not coming into your room, I’ll leave it out here.”
246.  “I made you some soup. Open your mouth, I just want to check your temperature first.”
247.  “I just want… chocolate.”
“We have three days left. Then you can eat so much chocolate that you are sick.”
“That is the plan.”
248.  “I have nothing to read.”
“What about those books on your bedside table?”
“I’ve been inside for ten days. I’ve finished them.”
249.  “I can’t believe that I want to be exercising right now. Anything that isn’t these same four walls for another week.”
250.  “I am so bored. I would do anything right now.”
“Anything?”
“Anything but you.”
251.  “How many rounds of snap have we played?”
“Um… Thirty-six. It’s not my fault you’re bad at any other card game.”
252.  “How long will we be inside for?”
“Fourteen days.”
“This isn’t enough coffee.”
253.  “I swear there is mistletoe everywhere.”
254.  “Close your eyes. I want to surprise you.”
“I hate surprises.”
“You’ll like this one.”
255.  “Mince pie?”
“Raisons disgust me.”
“I made them myself.”
“I suppose that it couldn’t hurt to try one.”
256.  “You are awful with wrapping paper.”
“I nearly gave up and just wrapped myself up instead.”
257.  “What are you doing?”
“Tying a ribbon around you.”
“Why?”
“You’re a gift.”
258.  “Do you think you can survive Christmas with my parents?”
“Can you?”
“We are going to need a lot of alcohol.”
259.  “I think it’s snowing.”
“I think I am not leaving the house today.”
260.  “We need hot chocolate, cream and marshmallows.”
261.  “We should go ice skating.”
“I don’t know how to skate.”
“That’s fine, I could do with a good laugh.”
262.  “You forgot to get them a present, didn’t you?”
“I didn’t realise that we were actually doing anything for Christmas!”
“A fool’s error.”
263.  “Do I get a kiss at midnight?”
“Depends.”
“On?”
“If I am still awake. And sober.”
264.  “I think that I am on the naughty list.”
“Oh yes, you definitely are.”
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Finally Answering Questions for y’all
Q1: How tall or short do you wish you were?
I used to wish I was taller because I already am tall for an (AGAB)female (5′8 1/2) but then I learned about platforms so. 
4: What was your favorite video game growing up?
Monkey Ball or Sonic Adventure Escape the City...I only had a Gamecube.
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
Warning: Uses humor as a defense mechanism but will quickly become extremely invested in you  and give you immense amounts of unending love if they vibe w you
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]
Melancholic
9: Are you ticklish?
extremely, on my back and sides (use this information wisely. I take no responsibility for involuntarily punching anyone who tickles me)
10: Are you allergic to anything?
absolutely nothing, allergies are to weed out the weak. (jkjk no eugenics here sis you slay that epipen)
11: What’s your sexuality?
~ pansexual  ~ (prefer agab [not cis, those are two different things] females)
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?
tea, then coffee with cocoa. I don’t enjoy cocoa or coffee as much separately.
37: What is your eye color?
hazel/green 
38: Introvert or extrovert?
I’m ambiverted but lean toward introversion. 
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?
oh yeah absolutely, I personally just prefer that the tattoos aren’t on your face.  Or with piercings that they don’t take up so much of your face that I can’t see what you really look like.
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?
pink, red, or platinum 56: Something that calms you down?
reading, playing instruments, taking a bath, cooking or baking
57: Have any mental disorders?
yessir. ADD, anxiety. and I used to have really bad depression. Now my depression is simply manageable lol. 
73: What is your MBTI type?
INFP (enneagram 4)
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?
surprisingly yes, will I come close to passing out? Maybe. But I can.
87: Do your socks always match?
never, I hate matching my socks unless the socks are funky and need to match to give them the biggest bang for their buck. 
92: A store you hate?
Dick’s sporting goods. I have been dragged around that place for hours and absolutely nothing there interests me. (edit: I found a beanie that I liked but my previous opinion still stands)
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?
start counting and never stop. If you mean in terms of actual measurements like cups/ounces, I can drink 20. What can I say I’m from New England.
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?
Definitely fly because that might help lessen my fear of heights
95: Do you like to wear camo?
literally shoot me if you ever see me wearing camo. please, I beg you. that will be me at my lowest point 
96: Winter or summer?
Autumn. Next question.
97: How long can you hold your breath for?
3-4 minutes. It’s all that breath control from musical theatre.
99: Someone you look up to:
Jughead Jones. Yes I said that, fight me. He is completely himself and he allows the different facets of his personality to shine through to people that he loves and cares about. He is loyal and caring but also unique and resilient. Plus his fave food is burgers which is an instant win for me.
100: A store you love?
Hot Topic, Barnes and Nobles, Savers or any thriftstore 
102: Where do you live?
New England bb (; gettin that dark academia aesthetic straight from the source
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?
Amber
105: Do you drink milk?
You mean out of the glass? Like a psychopath? Like a serial killer? Absolutely not
106: Do you like bugs?
I do! Except for spiders and mosquitoes (although I’m warming up to spiders)
109: Can you draw:
Eh yeah ig, well enough. I draw realistically but I’m not great at animated style. 
111: A question you hate being asked?
“Are you a boy or a girl?” (like why? does it personally affect you? are you planning on boning me? if not then buzz off)
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?
Yes, but only at night when the beach is quiet. I’m not a huge fan of the beach during the day
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?
Rainy or sunny. Don’t go givin me the clouds with none of the drizzle.
119: Favorite thing about a person: 
Personality first and foremost. Humor and kindness. But physically; their smile and mannerisms. 
120: Fruits or vegetables?
Veggies (or berries i like berries)
121: Something you want to do right now:
Run away... ahah. But in all honesty I would love to go mushroom foraging rn, or possibly go on an adventure. Maybe go put on clothing meant for an entirely different time period and run around Target idk.
123: Sweet or sour foods?
Definitely not sour I hate sour. Spoonfeed me wasabi, that I can handle. But if you make me eat a Warheads I will cry. 
129: What would you want written on your tombstone?
I personally have a lot of problems with the funeral industry, so I would rather not take up space and rot preservation chemicals into the earth. But if I had an interim tombstone with no body underneath, it would read “Live Laugh Love” bc ~irony~
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?
that I’m very individualistic and stubborn
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?
Yes absolutely, that’s what they’re there for.
134: Do you like roller coasters?
Do I like feeling like I’m about to full send through the crust of the earth and die? No. No I do not. (I am a simple person, I go to carnivals for the food and to feed off terror.) 139: What nicknames do you have/have had?
Cookie
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?
OH YEAH absolutely, I am a repressed gen z homosexual raised in a homophobic religious atmosphere, I am practically born with a therapist assigned to me.
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?
Definitely good -_- unfortunately. Catch me bein the mom friend.
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?
I prefer giving, but I am learning how to recieve. 
144: What makes you angry
People who live their lives in willful ignorance despite the endless resources available to them and let that ignorance hurt others.
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?
All of em. Gimme em all. I don’t like boys as much currently but I would still probably lay my life on the line for some. 
147: Are you androgynous?
Yes. It’s more fluid than it is being in consistent limbo between masc and femme. Usually I’m androgynous but I often swing wildly between both ends of that socially perceived spectrum. 148: Favorite thing about yourself physically?
My hands or smile(product of bracesTM). But I have been told I have nice hands. 
149: Favorite thing about your personality:
I am a very strong blend of wise and class clown. I can do em both, I can do em well, and I can do em whenever. I also care a lot about others but I don’t change myself to be accepted by them. 
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.
MLK Jr. --> I want to gain perspective on some of the current global issues. Jesus --> I’ve got a lot of questions for that dude. JRR Tolkien bc he’s incredible or Joan of Arc for the same reason
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?
Ooh well, as a woman not many eras are desirable. But um probably either the 70s or Ancient Greece
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?
YES. GIMME UR FINGERS > i meant that to sound much less threatening than it did but my statement still stands. 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?
Yes it’s literally one of my favorite things to do. I hab empty lap. *pat pat* U may lay your head on it and watch Rilakkuma and Kaoru with me while I play with your hair. pls. 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:
Women..... That’s it. That’s the tweet.
158: Biggest lie you have ever told:
That I am not a member of the alphabet mafia. (It’s not currently safe for me to come out) Now tell me *shines light in your face* who are your contacts?
164: Do you have long or short hair?
I have medium hair. It’s around the length of a bisexual bob or a good mullet. 
165: Shortest/Longest your hair has ever been:
Shortest was a pixie cut, almost buzzed, amazing. Longest was to my butt and was literally the worst experience in existence. I shall to this day actively rebel against having hair like that again. 
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religion?
Organized religion can suck it. You can’t organize your relationship with God, nor can you stick it into a little manmade box and pretend that you have the ability to create a perfect faith which others have to either follow or perish. It’s arrogant and damaging and hurtful and not at all what Christianity is supposed to mean. 
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?
I do. I think it’s important and something we need to think about. I do believe there is something after death, and I like to believe that my life has meaning. I think that questions of creation are important questions to ask and we can’t just ignore them.
168: Do you like to wear makeup?
Yes! It’s fun! Pretty colors!
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?
Absolutely. And the ones I didn’t feel like answering I simply omitted.
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Queen Survey Results
The results are finally here!!! They took forever to summarize, but I’m finally done. Some of them were obvious, some were rather surprising. Enjoy!
Favourite member
This one was interesting. The results kept changing drastically over the week and I became curious myself. But the final winner of our hearts is...
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Roger Taylor
With 213 votes!!!
Next were John (170 votes), Brian (169 votes) and Freddie (154 votes). 25 voters couldn’t choose between these four amazing humans and went with “I don’t know”.
With mind-blowing drumming skills, a sharp wit and the ear-piercing voice, Roger sure is a beloved man. And that’s without mentioning his good looks: beautiful like an angel, yet sexy like a demon. Not half bad.
Favourite album
🏆A Night at the Opera: 182 votes
🏆🏆Sheer Heart Attack: 111 votes
🏆🏆🏆A Day at the Races: 85 votes
News of the World: 82 votes
Queen II: 69 votes
The Game: 36 votes
Jazz: 35 votes
Hot Space: 34 votes
The Works: 31 votes
Queen: 22 votes
Innuendo: 20 votes
A Kind of Magic: 11 votes
The Miracle: 10 votes
Made In Heaven: 3 votes
Favourite writer
All four members of Queen are gifted writers that created brilliant and iconic masterpieces. However, one member stood out and won with 278 votes. The winner is...
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FREDDIE FUCKIN’ MERCURY
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Ah, yes. Such moving and well-phrased words.
In all seriousness, Freddie’s writing had an insanely impressive range: from the operatic and powerful ballad “Bohemian Rhapsody” to the playful and romantic tune “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”, Freddie sure shows talent. Not every musician can take three different songs and turn them into one iconic bop.
Brian is the runner-up with 225 votes for his emotional and space-themed songs we all know and love.
John is in 3rd place with 115 votes. Us Queen fans love both his disco tunes and his rock tracks. The only thing that held him back from defeating Brian was probably “I’m happy at home”.
Meanwhile, Roger suffers a dramatic defeat with only 35 votes. I suppose “I’m in Love With My Car” backfired big time.
76 voters remain undecided. Can you blame them?
BoRhap view count
Once: 55 votes
Twice: 106 votes
Three times: 105 votes
Four times: 81 votes
Five times: 61 votes
6 times or more: 280 votes
I don’t know: 43 votes
Fanfiction
Fanfics are very common among Queen fans. How common? Let’s see:
I read fanfics: 607 votes
I don’t read fanfics: 124
Well, looks like the writers on Tumblr have a pretty large crowd. Just remember to reblog those fics, alright? Break the unfair like-reblog ratio and show writers respect!
LGBT+
The queer community makes a big portion of the Tumblr community. How big of a portion do they make of the Queen community?
394 voters are LGBT+. Happy pride month, folks!!!
220 voters are straight. Hello there!
117 voters are questioning their sexuality or gender. You are valid and we love you.
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BoRhap rating
The film “Bohemian Rhapsody” was a huge success that drew people from every country and age to the Queen fandom. But it also causes many conflicts and controversies. What do Queen fans think on a scale of 1 (bad) to 10 (good)?
1: 2 votes
2: 3 votes
3: 6 votes
4: 31 votes
5: 40 votes
6: 75 votes
7: 144 votes
8: 186 votes
9: 122 votes
10: 122 votes
On an average, the movie scored 7.6 out of 10.
Freddie’s sexuality
Freddie’s sexuality is a sensitive and controversial topic that Queen fans argue about to this day. I have gathered the various claims and opinions into this:
Gay: 352 votes
Bisexual: 105 votes
I don’t know: 51 votes
I don’t care: 100 votes
I don’t know OR care: 123 votes
Hot space
Queen’s 1982 disco album “Hot Space” received both great and horrible reviews. What do we think about it?
“Hot Space” slaps: 575 votes
“Hot Space” sucks: 103 votes
“Hot Sapce” had a couple of good songs, but I don’t like it that much: 53 votes
Hight
Are you over or under 1.50 meters (5 feet)?
Over: 677 votes
Under: 54 votes
John’s nickname
Brian spells it “Deacy”, Roger spells it “Deaky” - how do you spell it?
Deaky: 546 votes
Deacy: 146
Both: 24 votes
Other answers:
Deacky
Diqi
Dicky
Jihn Richid Diqin (who hurt you?)
Deackqy
Deackyi
D-key
DiScO dEaKy
Favorite song
This question took hours and hours to summarize, but here are the fandom’s top 3 Queen songs:
3rd place:
Liar
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I guess you guys love it so much, you can listen to it... ALL DAY LONG!!!
2nd place:
39
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This lovely, emotional tune by Brian May is one of the fandom’s favorite songs. YEE-HAW!!!
And in 1st place...
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Somebody To Love
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“Somebody To Love” is an absolute masterpiece: beautiful harmonies, perfectly-fitting guitar solo, Freddie’s impressive voice, John’s creative bass line and the relatable lyrics make it one of their most popular songs.
Best bass
John Deacon composed many iconic bass lines that you can recognize right away. Here are the three best bass lines:
Another One Bites the Dust
Dragon Attack
Under Pressure
Best guitar solo
Brian may is a guitar genius. He has a one-of-a-kind guitar, an engineer’s mind and raw talent. You voted for many different songs, but here are the best Brian solos:
Don’t Stop Me Now
Brighton Rock (of course!)
Bohemian Rhapsody
Best back vocals
Queen are known for their epic harmonies. They make their songs powerful and emotional. Three songs in particular show this incredible feature.
Somebody To Love
In the Lap of the Gods (AAAAAAAAAAA)
Bohemian Rhapsody
Roger’s best falsettos (natural range, whatever. You know what I mean!)
As I mentioned before, Roger has a beautiful, high-pitched voice. His screams are an important part of many Queen songs. Which songs has Roger’s best “falsettos”?
In the Lap of the Gods
Bohemian Rhapsody
My Fairy King
Best concert
Queen’s concerts are a crazy sight to the eyes and a musical experience to the ears. Even today, Queen and Adam Lambert shock and entertain the world with their spectacular shows. Which Queen concert would totally rock you?
3rd place...
Live @ the Rainbow (1974)
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2nd place...
Wembley stadium (1986)
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And in 1st place...
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Rock Montreal (1981)
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Age
We have friends from age 13 to 65, but the average Queen fan is 22.2 years old.
Content
The Queen fandom offers many ways to celebrate and enjoy both the music and the musicians. How much do you contribute to the fandom?
I don’t make content: 361 votes
Art: 109 votes
Music edits: 18 votes
Photo edits: 103 votes
GIFs: 20 votes
Memes: 42 votes
Fanfics: 239 votes
Covers: 34 votes
Also:
Moodboards
Rare videos\photos
Video edits
Video montages
Collages
Wallpapers
Playlists
Headcanons
3D models
Me: Shitposting is not content.
That one person: I disagree with your exclusion.
Me:
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That’s all, folks! This was super fun, I really enjoyed it. What do you think? Let me know in the comments. Thanks again for your cooperation!
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Persona 5 Royal Thoughts
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     Alright so there’s a lot I want to talk about here. Fair warning, this write up is actually like, really damn long. Also like HUGE spoiler warning below the cut! I played the original when it came out, bought a PS4 practically only to play Persona 5 not even knowing if I’d like it. But I did! I loved it, loved all of it. Beat the game in just over 100 hours I think. Easily became my second favorite game ever. So now here comes Persona 5 Royal, adds a bunch of new stuff, a lot of little stuff and some pretty huge additions and reworks, includes all the dlc from P5 which is nice. It’s a strictly better version of the game I already thought was amazing enough.
     I remember being a little wary of going for it and reading a non-spoiler list of all the changes, which are actually A LOT when you list them out. Then I thought about how much I loved playing the original, and figured I’m not doing much else right now, so I got it. And BOY that game just checks all the boxes for me. It’s the same game, but better now. There’s a little more depth to playing the game and more stuff!
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   One of the biggest additions and probably my favorite addition is Maruki’s story and confidant. Everything involving him I thought was incredible. First of all the man is a dreamboat. Secondly great voice actor. Thirdly the story built around him was really awesome to play through. Every time some new story beats came through while playing through the first parts of the game I always thought how great it all fit in. It made sense, it kind of opened up the world of the game a little more narrative-wise and it all felt right. And the SONG (Ideal and the Real) that plays in Maruki’s office is so GOOD. That song plays in my head 24/7 and I love it. He’s got such a great personality and story and it was a great time getting to rank him up. The song ALONE made me want to hang out with him as much as possible. It’s an angle I wasn’t expecting, his story I mean, and while the “right” choice was pretty clear, it still made me think about what he was trying to accomplish. And they drove the point home real hard during the final stretch of the game before you figure out what’s going. It’s so hard to look at your friends having such a good life and go, “yeah no I don’t think so.” But that’s a whole different  discussion. It felt sort of morally ambiguous, which was really cool. And I also like that Maruki gives you a choice, not only once but twice. Which again, gives you pause, even if only a short one.
    So that brings me to another one of the biggest additions: the new palace. BOY I love this palace. From the way it’s first introduced so early on, to how you keep peeking in every once in a while making a little progress here and there. Until finally you’re able to just go wild at the end. This palace feels like the team designing this was told go all out. The aesthetic, the mechanics, the layout. Going through this I had a big ol smile on my face the entire time at how different it felt compared to those in the original game. Those are good too, don’t get me wrong. I don’t have any palaces I dislike. But I can easily imagine some ideas and how incredible some palaces would be with the level of detail and complexity of Maruki’s palace. It’d be kind of ridiculous and extremely difficult no doubt, maybe even a little too much to ask for I think. Anyway, seeing the garden section of the palace for the first time was INCREDIBLE. They went so crazy with making almost every part of that palace look amazing! And that last area was easily my favorite of the palaces in terms of looks and theme. They did a good job of conveying the scale of that giant tree where the treasure is at with those stairs. Plus it’s another great moment to show of the smaller details of the palace like some flowers, the lighting, some other really neat effects. It was great! And the whole boss fight at the end was so fantastic to watch! I’ll say that even at the hardest difficulty, my SO (who is a turn-based combat FIEND) didn’t have too much of a difficult time with the fight. But the mechanics of it were so interesting! I loved the ideas they went with. Again it felt like they really gave it their all with this palace. The story beats during the fight were incredible as well, and they gave me one of my favorite moments back that used to be in the Yaldabaoth fight: Press X to Fire! The fight with Maruki at the end was also pretty novel too, and so dramatic! The snow falling at the end, the glass platforms collapsing, it all looked so GOOD. One of my favorite things in any game like this (remake/remaster/GOTY version/etc.) is getting to listen to NEW MUSIC. And this palace KILLED IT with music, as did the rest of the game as usual. There’s no feeling that compares to being right at the edge of beating a Persona game. And this palace was a hell of an out of the park home run. After 170 hours, it was so bittersweet to beat the final boss and move on towards the rest of the story. I loved playing through that palace and it’s a shame I’ll never get to experience it for the first time again.
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    On to one of the more advertised additions: Yoshizawa! My first thought when I saw her way back when when they first revealed her is I thought she’d be a female protagonist. Which I thought would be INCREDIBLE. Even if it’s not exactly my preference, I would’ve been so HYPE to romance one of the guys. I didn’t really think about it from a gameplay standpoint, as there are way more girl confidants than guys, but still I thought it’d be fun to potentially explore that! Obviously that wasn’t the case, but now on to what I think of the new confidant! I love her! Like absolutely 100% love her so much! Let me tell you just how those concept meetings went down when they were making Yoshizawa: Cute girl, in cute clothes, who has a cute personality. Done, the perfect character. Of course she’s much more than that, but on the surface level it’s easy to see where they were going with this character. Playing the game I had zero idea about her eventual involvement in the final section of the game, so seeing her only have 5 confidant levels I was a little disappointed! Maxed her out as fast as possible and waited... Seeing her story woven through the original narrative was also super fun. Like Maruki, I really liked seeing her in places where she wasn’t before, and adding new scenes and such around to flesh out her character throughout the first two semesters. Then came the new part of the game after the holy grail fight. I was absolutely not expecting that twist with Yoshizawa. I had no idea that they would go somewhere like THAT in this game! It totally caught me off guard and I LOVED IT. What an incredible story all around. And like super fucked! The whole reveal moment was FANTASTIC! Had my jaw on the floor and everything! Her entire confidant was fun, using her in combat was fun, and her romance path was extremely fun! There’s nothing I don’t like about her really. She had such a wild story and such an amazing arc that I can’t not love her! She’s not my favorite confidant, but still adding in a new character like her into such a tight-knit group like the phantom thieves that i already loved as is is such a risky move! It’s so hard to improve upon a dynamic like theirs I think, but they made it work when they needed to! Anyway I love her character a lot and her story and all that. Beautiful.
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    Speaking of adding new characters to a dynamic, this might be my favorite addition/rework in the entire game: Akechi. Holy crap I can’t tell you how much I LOVED HEARING AKECHI JUST GO OFF EVERY BATTLE, or while we went riding through mementos, or just all his new dialogue and confidant level ups. Akechi very quickly and easily became one of my favorite parts about the new part of the game. His character was such a HUGE CLASH with every other character in the party, especially Yoshizawa! Which I have to imagine isn’t an accident. He is fuckin CRAZY. Unlocking his Showtime attack was BONKERS. That whole sequence with Yoshizawa and Akechi in Maruki’s palace was so GOOD. Having Akechi be part of the team was an amazing breath of fresh of air. Trust me when I say I have ZERO problem or complaint with the overly positive nature of the party. But MAN it is FUN to see Akechi just be an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE. Every new interaction with Akechi was a TREASURE. Dropping the “detective prince” act was 100000% the right move. Even more fun was seeing Haru and Akechi’s interactions in mementos. The way every character acted towards him was pretty good, but something about Haru’s overbearing positivity towards him was really fun to watch. I can’t stress enough how much Akechi added to the experience of the final act of the game. His persona? Badass. His personality? Absolutely cutthroat and also badass. His hair? Still incredible. Also the only character in the game who will only play 701 in darts. That threw me for a fuckin LOOP the first time I invited him out for darts. Dude is a STUD in like every way. Love Akechi A LOT. He singlehandedly brought the experience up from an 11/10 to a 12/10. This game is so much better with Akechi being able to go batshit crazy. One of my favorite interactions is during battle: when you heal the whole party, with Akechi and Ryuji being two of the active members, depending on their order, you’ll have Akechi say “No time for thanks” right before you hear Ryuji say “Thanks!” Just thought that really exemplified how much of an ass he is, and how much I love him for it. He is THE badass asshole character this game didn’t know it needed but absolutely deserved. How much of a bad ass do you have to be to able to look at your inevitable death in the face and say “this is how it has to be.” One of the coolest parts of the whole game is him not only accepting his eventual fate, but actively driving you towards making that decision.
     Next up I suppose I’ll talk about Maruki as a character. Love the way he was included, and liked all his interactions with all the characters during the first part of the game. He’s just so likable and honestly very relatable for me. Helping people through counseling has always been a personal goal of mine, so it’s always interesting to see how characters doing the same are portrayed. And while his overarching plan is something I don’t agree with, wanting to help people drives you to do crazy things sometimes. I felt for the guy. I enjoyed all the hangouts with him, and felt like I really understood his goals. The way his entire story was crafted did an incredible job of divulging all the right information at the right time. Before Akechi 2.0 came around, he was my favorite part of the game! I love the confidants and the stories they tell and interacting with them and all that. I looked forward to ranking up Maruki and trying to see what he was all about. The more I learned the more I liked him. Before, during, and after the palace my feelings about him didn’t change much. The man went crazy sure, but I still couldn’t bring myself to hate him or even dislike him. I love the man! My SO had no mercy for the man during the boss fight, but I felt bad seeing her kick his ass! I thought they did a good job mixing up the motivations for Maruki as a villain. Making him a confidant made it so much more difficult to picture him as the big bad evil guy. Plus he has like one of the best songs tied to him in Ideal and the Real. I’ll mention that as much as I feel is necessary.
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      So now I’ll go through all of the smaller details that I really liked in no particular order. Kichijoji was a great destination, gave me a lot to do over the course of the game. The phone calls after you hang out with a confidant are a very welcome addition! It’s a way to fit in more dialogue which I always love, and gives you a chance to rank up the confidant a lot quicker. There’s the fact that Morgana no longer forces you to sleep nearly as often, letting you at least mess around in LeBlanc, which helps rank up your social stats. I LOVE THE DARTS MINI GAME. And I’m so glad it also gave you an upgrade for your baton passes. I did not play enough darts. The jazz club was also MY JAM. Again more dialogue, great music, and a fun way to give your confidants new skills or stat boosts. One thing that I find really funny is the way they handled Valentine’s Day. They CHANGED IT. I know they added a lot of new stuff to them for new story reasons. but they CHANGED THE CONTEXT OF THE DATES. For example, in the original P5, Kawakami makes it VERY CLEAR what’s going down later. Ann too! But in P5R, that context is GONE LMAO they really went and changed the dialogue to be less sexual. It’s strange, but mostly I found it funny considering Takemi’s max rank conversation is untouched, among plenty of other ones. Anyway White Day was a GREAT addition! The final part of the date overlooking the city is AMAZING. That reveal made my jaw drop. Speaking of things that changed, the Christmas date also changed, and I like the change a lot! Watching the snow fall from the window on the bed was a great touch. The changes to boss battles and some parts of palaces because of the grappling hook were very welcome. The grappling hook itself was also extremely handy. The thieves den is an incredible addition that adds SO MUCH NEW DIALOGUE AND CONTEXT THAT IT’S A CRIME THAT IT’S HIDDEN IN THE DEN! Anyway. I’ll never say no to new personas. The showtime attacks are a GEM. The new music in this game is AWESOME. I can’t stop listening to the soundtrack. I really enjoyed getting to see a little bit of the dynamic between Sojiro, Futaba and Wakaba. I never knew just how much I wanted to see that until I saw the bit of it in the late part of the game. I don’t remember if it was in the original game, but I LOVE that one of Yusuke’s battle lines is “How do you want to do this?” LOVE IT. Oh Chihaya’s confidant boosting fortune reading was SUPER CLUTCH. Extremely good quality of life right there. I love the extra little bit they added to the warden’s confidant, getting to take them out of the velvet room and show them around. Super cute. Iwai’s gun customization was pretty sweet. Adding Jose to mementos was strange, but very welcome! It made going around much more interesting. Oh speaking of, buffing Ryuji’s instant kill was a GREAT idea. Haha Morgana go vroom vroom. The alarm in the velvet room was also awesome and made making the perfect persona a million times easier.
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     It’s been a few weeks now since I’ve finished the game, and it’s unfortunate that I can’t remember more of the little things. This whole write up has been an on and off thing since I finished P5R. Still I love the game and don’t really have any complaints. Well maybe one: LET ME FEED YUSUKE. Someone please feed that man. I forgot how much I loved playing the original game, and going through it again with all the new stuff was a total pleasure! And obviously the 3rd semester was an incredible experience. If you like the original a lot, and it’s been a while since you played it, get P5R. If you never played the original but were interested in it, get P5R. Anyway that’s all I got to say about it.
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Answer all of them. 1-170. have fun.
HELL YES LETS GOOOOOOOO
1: How tall or short do you wish you were? 
5′2″. Exactly how tall I am now. I like being short.
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)
I’ve always wanted a ferret. They can weed out people for me. If a person says “Ew, it’s a rat” then they ain’t worth my time.
 3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? 
Whatever’s on sale. Preferably baggy and comfortable
4: What was your favorite video game growing up? 
Always has been and always will be the Nancy Drew computer games. I’m obsessed. There are 32 games (we don’t talk about number 33), and I’ve played each one dozens of times.
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: 
My laptop, my dog, my tumblr account
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? 
Warning: Prone to spontaneous breakdowns, both physically and mentally.
7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? 
Honest opinion on @Elizard-Hamilton, the person who sent this ask: They’re super sweet and kind, and probably the first reciprocal tumblr friendship I’ve ever had.
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] 
Don’t know what that is, too drunk to figure it out right now.
9: Are you ticklish? 
God yes. But I retaliate. If you tickle me, you will die.
10: Are you allergic to anything? 
No, that’s the one medical thing that I don’t have.
11: What’s your sexuality? 
Hetero-Demi Sexual. So I like men, but I’m only sexually attracted to them if we’ve been close for a long time.
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? 
Cocoa, always. Specifically, Tim Hortons Hot Chocolate. Medium, 2 creams.
13: Are you a cat or dog person? 
Dog. Always.
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? 
I answered this one already, definitely merperson.
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? 
Nope.
16: How tall are you? 
See above.
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? 
I’d just add an L to my name. New name, pronounced the same.
18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] 
Right now, 126 lbs. But I should be 110. I just got off a medication that made me gain 40 pounds practically overnight. I went from 100 pounds to 140 pounds. I’m slowing losing the weight.
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? 
Not in the traditional sense, but I do believe there are things about the departed we don’t yet understand. Kind of like way back when they though lightning was a supernatural event, until they found a scientific explanation for it. I think there’s stuff we just haven’t discovered yet.
20: Do you like space or the ocean more? 
Ocean.
21: Are you religious? 
Nope, athiest.
22: Pet peeves? 
Idk, I can’t think of any right now.
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? 
Wtf I don’t know? Who cares? I’d rather be whatever koalas are. They sleep 22 hours a day.
24: Favorite constellation? 
The only one I can think of right now is big dipper. That makes it my favourite and also my least favourite constellation.
25: Favorite star? 
See question 24, but North Star.
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? 
I don’t know what that is? Do you mean like Barbie? I litterally watching Barbie Nutcracker right now, lol.
27: Any phobias or fears? 
Spiders.
28: Do you think global warming is real? 
Duh.
29: Do you believe in reincarnation? 
No.
30: Favorite movie? 
Does Hamilton count? If yes, that. If not, Knives Out. I’m a sucker for a good murder mystery.
31: Do you get scared easily? 
Yes.
32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 
Oh god. Idk. You’re going to make me do math on vacation. Lets see. 3 Dogs, 2 Cats, ungodly numbers of fish, 2 rats, 5 hermit crabs, 3 hamsters, probably others I can’t remember.
33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] 
@elizard-hamilton 10/10. 5 stars. Thumbs up. Gold Star.
34: What is a color that calms you? 
Royal Purple. I used to have a bedroom where everything was royal purple. The walls, the furniture, the bedding, the accessories. Everything. It was a great time in my life, so the colour makes me think of good times.
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? 
I’d love to go to Belgium. My grandmother was born there, and we still have family over there that I’ve never met.
36: Where were you born? 
London Ontario
37: What is your eye color? 
Hazel
38: Introvert or extrovert? 
Introvert
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? 
Not at all
40: Hugs or kisses? 
None of the above. I have Asperger's, I don’t like to be touched.
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? 
I’d love to see my BFF from high school again. Haven’t talked to her since we graduated. Rachel, if you’re out there, I miss you.
42: Who is someone you love deeply? 
My parents.
43: Any piercings you want? 
None.
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? 
Nope. I don’t have anything against them, they’re just not for me. If you have them, I won’t think any less of you. There’s nothing wrong with them.
45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? 
Nope. I’ve already got really shitty lungs (I have Cystic Fibrosis), I’d rather not make them worse than they already are.
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! 
Oh gosh, he’s cute, funny, talented, a great singer, a great writer, he wrote a hit broadway musical... oh, he doesn’t count? Then no, no one right now.
47: What is a sound you really hate? 
Styrofoam rubbing against more styrofoam.
48: A sound you really love? 
The notification sound tumblr makes when I get something in my inbox
49: Can you do a backflip? 
HA no.
50: Can you do the splits? 
HA HA no.
51: Favorite actor and/or actress? 
Do I even need to answer this? I’m going to anyway. It’s..... drumroll........ Danny Devito! Lol, no, it’s Lin Manuel-Miranda
52: Favorite movie? 
This is the same as question 30.
53: How are you feeling right now? 
Drunk. Next question.
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? 
Purple. I used to have purple hair. Then I got older and got a real job and I’m not allowed to die my hair anymore.
55: When did you feel happiest? 
At 16, with my purple hair and purple bedroom and my bff in like grade 11
56: Something that calms you down? 
Hamilton
57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] 
Asperger’s, Depression, situational anxiety.
58: What does your URL mean? 
Every time is Hamiltime. Because it’s always time for Hamilton.
59: What three words describe you the most? 
Bizarre, confrontational, idk. Is there a word that means unwilling to put up with anyone’s bullshit? Because if so, then that.
60: Do you believe in evolution? 
Yes. Evolution is a fact, it’s been proven. So this question should not say do you believe in evolution, it should say do you accept evolution.
61: What makes you unfollow a blog? 
If they start posting stuff i disagree with, or if they totally veer into a new fandom I’m not interested in. I’ve lost so many good blogs to kpop.
62: What makes you follow a blog? 
Idk, I like their stuff?
63: Favorite kind of person: 
Kind people.
64: Favorite animal(s): 
Pug.
65: Name three of your favorite blogs. 
I’m not going to start naming friends, cause I’ve got way more than three and I know I’m going to forget someone, so here’s 3 random blogs I enjoy: gmoringgnight, tinywhim, torsnavi
66: Favorite emoticon: 
I’m on my laptop, i don’t have emoticons right now, but probably the one where he’s crying laughing
67: Favorite meme: 
All of them. I love all the memes.
68: What is your MBTI personality type? 
I’m too drunk to remember right now, ask me tomorrow.
69: What is your star sign? 
Pisces
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? 
He cannot. He’s an idiot. But he can give you a high five, if that counts for something.
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? 
Leggings, T-Shirt, Hoodie. Whatever’s clean.
72: Post a selfie or two? 
No
73: Do you have platform shoes? 
No
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? 
I can solve a rubik’s cube
75: Can you do a front flip? 
LOL NO
76: Do you like birds? 
To look at, not to own or touch
77: Do you like to swim? 
Very much. In the water, it’s the one place my back doesn’t hurt.
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? 
Swimming. I don’t skate. I know, oh wow, a Canadian who can’t skate. Sue me.
79: Something you wish didn’t exist: 
Trump.
80: Some thing you wish did exist: 
Alex Clairmont-Diaz
81: Piercings you have? 
My ears are pierced.
82: Something you really enjoy doing: 
Reading
83: Favorite person to talk to: 
My mom
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? 
Amazing, finally a place I can be as weird as I want and it’s totally anonymous.
85: How many followers do you have? 
I have no idea.
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? 
HA no
87: Do your socks always match? 
Yes
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? 
When I was 14, they did a surgery where they put metal rods in my spine to keep it from growing crooked. My spine doesn’t bend at all. So I’ve never tried to touch my toes, but I’m going to go with no, I can’t.
89: What are your birthstones? 
I think Aquamarine? I don’t remember.
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? 
Koala. They sleep 22 hours a day.
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? 
I can’t think of any flowers right now beyond rose and tulip, and neither represent me. Is there a flower that’s really ugly? If so, that.
92: A store you hate? 
Gap. I despise that store with every escence of my being.
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? 
None. It tastes like manure.
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? 
Ooh, fly. No more wheelchair.
95: Do you like to wear camo? 
I don’t think i particularly like or dislike it. I just don’t wear it.
96: Winter or summer? 
SUMMER ALL THE TIME
97: How long can you hold your breath for? 
Not long at all. See explanation above, r.e. Cystic Fibrosis
98: Least favorite person? 
Trump
99: Someone you look up to: 
My mom
100: A store you love? 
Hot Topic. Yes, I’m basic like that. 
101: Favorite type of shoes 
Flats, cause I don’t have to attempt to bend over to put them on.
102: Where do you live? 
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Yes, I’m serious.
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? 
Nope.
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? 
Wtf? Are people supposed to have a favourite mineral or gem?
105: Do you drink milk? 
No
106: Do you like bugs? 
No
107: Do you like spiders? 
NO
108: Something you get paranoid about? 
If I remembered to turn off my computer before I go to bed.
109: Can you draw: 
Nope
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? 
On a daily basis, people ask me why I use my scooter or my wheelchair. Every day. Not so much during the pandemic, but yeah.
111: A question you hate being asked? 
“When are you going to get a boyfriend?” “When are you going to settle down?” 
112: Ever been bitten by a spider? 
NOPE
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? 
Who doesn’t?
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? 
Cloudy, cause then I can stay indoors guilt-free
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: 
My dog. But he’s with my sister.
116: Favorite cloud type: 
???? Is this something I’m supposed to have an opinion on?????
117: What color do you wish the sky was? 
???? IDGAF ??????
118: Do you have freckles? 
No
119: Favorite thing about a person: 
Their laugh
120: Fruits or vegetables? 
Fruit
121: Something you want to do right now: 
Get another drink, but that’s probs not a great idea
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? 
Ocean
123: Sweet or sour foods? 
Sweet
124: Bright or dim lights? 
Dim
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? 
No
126: Something you hate about Tumblr: 
I can’t reblog ads. Some of those ads are really, REALLY funny.
127: Something you love about Tumblr: 
Completely anonymous. I could be anyone. For all you know, I’m actually Mike Pence. (I promise I’m not)
128: What do you think about the least? 
Idk? There’s probably lots of stuff I’ve never thought about at all
129: What would you want written on your tombstone? 
Nothing, but I want there to be a little machine on top that looks like a parking meter, and when you put money in it you get wifi for an hour.
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? 
Trump, most of the politicians in the states. I want to go to New York, and I can’t because y’all can’t get your shit together and kick this virus.
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? 
My face. Not going to elaborate.
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?
Yes, but only because I get yelled at if I don’t.
133: Computer or TV? 
Computer.
134: Do you like roller coasters? 
I used to. Then the back surgery and now I can’t anymore.
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? 
Motion sickness no, seasickness yes.
136: Are your ears lobed or attached? 
Lobed.
137: Do you believe in karma? 
I believe that what you do will eventually come back to bite you in the ass, but I don’t believe in some cosmic force that balances the scales.
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 
0. Not going to elaborate.
139: What nicknames do you have/have had? 
None. My name has always been Adele. The few people who tried to give me nicknames got shot down real quick.
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? 
When I was little, yeah
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? 
Yes ma’am. For over a decade.
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? 
Both at different times.
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? 
Giving. I never know what to say when receiving.
144: What makes you angry 
A lot of things these days. Can’t think of anything specific. My sister, usually.
145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 
Two. I speak French and English.
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? 
Boys.
147: Are you androgynous? 
Nope.
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: 
My face. Not going to elaborate.
149: Favorite thing about your personality: 
My “take no shit” attitude.
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. 
Lin Manuel Miranda, Renee Elise Goldsberry, anyone from West Wing
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? 
Revolutionary America
152: Do you like BuzzFeed? 
I’ve been known to partake.
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] 
Nope. I’m forever alone.
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? 
No. I have Asperger’s. No touching.
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? 
No.
156: What embarrasses you? 
When I need to ask for help for really simple things because of my wheelchair or other disabilities. I hate it.
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: 
The future, for reasons way too complex to write in a tumblr post.
158: Biggest lie you have ever told: 
I convinced half my second grade class I was related to Elton John once. That was fun. They believed it for like 3 months.
159: How many people are you following? 
Hundreds.
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? 
I don’t even know how I would find that out.
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? 
Right now, I have 12, but that’s because I’ve queued up the next 4 days HamiltonHungerGames. Usually, I have none. I don’t understand how people have drafts. When I feel like writing something on tumblr, I start a post, I end the post, I post it. I never use drafts
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? 
??? Again, I have no idea how to find that information.
163: Last time you cried and why: 
I honestly don’t remember.
164: Do you have long or short hair? 
Usually long, but right now short. My mom decided to give me a covid haircut, and she does not understand the meaning of “Just a trim”.
165: Longest your hair has ever been: 
Down to my butt. 
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? 
Dislike. I’m not going to talk about it here, but if you’re really curious you can dm me.
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? 
Yes, because if we know where the universe and world came from, we can figure out where it’s headed. See the book Origins by Dan Brown.
168: Do you like to wear makeup? 
Not at all.
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? 
I can barely stand on my feet for more than 30 seconds.
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? 
Tried to.
Ok, this took me an hour and 45 minutes. I’m tired, I’m drunk, I’m going to regret this in the morning, I’m going to bed. Night y’all.
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Emergency Commissions
Okay, time for some serious talk.
I am in a really tough position right now. As I said above I live alone and currently don’t work. (I cannot stand on my legs for more than four hours without losing the ability to walk safely, that combined with a small town makes finding jobs impossible I am trying to go to the doctor about it though. I also have been put on a waiting list at waitr basically so the job isn't for lack of trying.) Instead I get paid a set amount of money each month I am a full-time student in college. January and February are my worst months of the year because January I am living off of December’s paycheck and February I am living off of January’s. Well, There is a gap between semesters there and it is rather large. I had originally expected to receive $800 for each month, but instead I have $500. This is a major problem. I swear I will be as transparent as possible about this, if you need any proof please contact me privately.
My rent is $411 including my water, my internet is about $80, and my electric for December (they read my meter halfway in the month) was $40. I also have to pay $50 on my credit card. I have a few things that automatically come out of my account and before I could stop them, I have already been charged roughly $50. I have luckily been given $50 by my parent to help me get by, but I needed to get toilet paper and gas. I have also sold one of my games to help pay the rest of my bills. (I received $50 from it.)
All in all my bills were/are about $631 not including groceries. I have made about $100 extra off of selling my game and receiving money from my mother. I still need about $31 left just to make ends meet without getting groceries. (I should have enough ramen and oatmeal to last the month.)
The problem arises with next month.
Based on the amount of time I have been home and using my electricity, my electric will most likely be closer to $70. Now this is a jump and I will find out how much it is probably next week, but this is my estimate for now. This puts my bills at $661. This sucks for a multitude of reasons. February is also the month of my 21st birthday and I will be living off of ramen and oatmeal. (Refunds for college will not go out until March I think.) Regardless I am $161 short which for the sake of ease I will round to $170 not including gas or groceries and I don’t have anything else to sell. I also need to buy cat food, litter, and feminine supplies. This is where things become relevant.
I will be doing writing commissions.
I personally cannot ask strangers, friends, or even family for money. I feel like I need to earn it or do something for it. In this case, I will be doing writing commissions. Before I list my rules and prices, I just want you all to know that if anyone does commission me, it is very likely that once this is over (and I will probably drop my rates) I will do an additional fic for you later on. This is just because you are helping me out in an emergency situation. Once again if you need any proof at all, please contact me and I will provide it.
My Commission Rules Are:
Nothing toxic. By this I mean ab/sive relationships, p/do, in/est stuff, legitimate b/stia//ty, n//con things of that nature. If you are not sure if it counts you are welcome to ask and I also understand ab/sive relationships is vague so feel free to ask me as well. I may be desperate, but not enough to do the other stuff.
I will not do anything relating or related to sinking ships or April Fools. Both of these things are triggers for me for different reasons.
I am willing to do NSFW pieces including gore and explicit ‘c;’ content if you can provide proof that you are 18+. Sorry, it’s just way too easy to lie about age and I do not want to provide a minor with NSFW material.
If I do not know you that well I ask that you pay half the commission fee up front and half after. If you have commissioned someone before and can provide proof that you paid them, then you can wait until after I complete the piece! This holds me responsible for my part and you responsible for paying me.
If I personally go over the word count on my own to get the fic to flow or if I really like it, it will be free of charge. I will only be charging to the amount that you ask for.
Now for my prices. I am setting it at $1 = 100 words. I find this very simple and effective. Additionally to encourage larger pieces I am making a deal that after every 1,000 words ($10) I will take $2 off the price. This means a 3,000 word fic would only be $26. If you want anything 10,000 words ($82) or higher please contact me and I may work out a better deal.
Please remember that these are just my emergency prices. They will go down a bit after this rough spot is over, but any help is greatly appreciated. For the sake of ease I will be putting all of my commission prices, and rules here.
Goal: $26 / $170! $144 to go! (1/10/2020)
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creativerogues · 5 years
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Urick And His Many Mass Spells...
Urick's Many Fast Forms (Mass Haste)
7th Level Transmutation
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V S M (A shaving of licorice root)
Duration: Concentration, Up to 1 minute
Classes: Sorcerer, Wizard
You choose up to six willing creatures of your choice that you can see within range. These creatures must be within 30 feet of each other when you target them.
Until the spell ends, each creature's speed is doubled, it gains a +2 bonus to AC, it has advantage on Dexterity Saving Throws, and it gains an additional action on each of its turns.
That action can be used only to take the Attack (one weapon Attack only), Dash, Disengage, Hide, or Use an Object action.
When the spell ends, each creature effected by this spell can't move or take Actions until after its next turn, as a wave of lethargy sweeps over it.
My Thoughts & Notes
Mostly taken elements from other spells like Mass Polymorph and the old Mass Haste spell from 3rd Edition D&D:
From Mass Polymorph: You transform up to ten creatures of your choice that you can see within range.
From Mass Haste (3rd Edition): 6th (or 7th) Level Transmutation Spell: One creature/spell level, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart.
But trust both me and the Party Urick was in when I say being able to give everyone in your party an additional action is crucial when its needed.
A common strategy that I loved was Urick using his first turn to cast just regular ol' Haste on himself, then immediately using his next action on the next round to cast Mass Haste on everyone near him, and most of the time using his hasted action to dash away or hide when he needed to... 
..because even at level 19, he was still pretty squishy compared to the other members of the party with their 170 to 200+ hit points...
So essentially, within the first 2 round of combat, Urick had hasted everyone in the party, and so everyone in the party had an extra attack, and could very quickly dispatch any low-to-medium tier monsters.
But that just meant more higher-level monsters can be thrown at them. MUHAHAHAHA!!!
P.S. If you wish to use this spell in your own games, but want to make this spell a little more restrictive, say that the Material Components are consumed after casting.
Urick's Many Masked Forms (Mass Invisibility)
6th Level Illusion
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Components: V S M (An eyelash encased in gum arabic)
Duration: Concentration, Up to 1 hour
Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
You choose up to eight willing creatures of your choice that you can see within range. These creatures must be within 60 feet of each other when you target them.
These creatures becomes invisible until the spell ends. Anything a creature is wearing or carrying is invisible as long as it is on their person.
The effect of this invisibility is mobile with the group, and is broken when any invisible creature in the group attacks or casts a spell.
Individuals in the group cannot see each other. The spell is broken for any individual who moves more than 60 feet from the nearest member of the group.
If only two individuals are affected, the one moving away from the other one loses its invisibility. If both are moving away from each other, they both become visible when the distance between them exceeds 60 feet.
So let me tell the story: As you probably guessed, there were 7 members in the party, Urick and 6 other Party members, and the Party grew to 8 when a new player joined the group during the late game of the campaign.
Now the issue was that Urick was the only full-spellcaster in the group, as most of the others were rangers, paladins, fighters and even the odd rogue and barbarian.
So to make the whole Party invisible, for when they wanted to sneak somewhere or when they were forced to sneak to avoid a very one-sided fight that they would almost certainly lose, Urick has to use his one and only 8th level spell slot to make himself and the rest of the party invisible, and he didn't want to waste his 8th level spell slot if that meant the Party was going to get caught and they would be forced into fighting, which meant that all the invisibility stuff he just did was then wasted.
So, through some negotiation and some very lucky intelligence checks and arcana rolls, he found base components and research he needed and created 'Mass Invisibility'.
It was a 6th level spell slot (of which he had 2 at the time, so he was ok wasting 1), and it meant that he could still turn 8 creatures invisible, but with restrictions, like if 1 creature attacked, the invisibility on all the creatures would fade, or the fact that they had to stay within a certain range of each other: 60 feet, which meant they could at least run towards the bad guys before the invisibility ended for them...
At first there was no real restrictions (because Urick was a 19th level Wizard at the time and the campaign was almost over) but as weeks of gaming turned into months, Urick's Player, probably without realizing, was kinds abusing the spell a bit too often...
So the restriction of being within a certain range of each other came into play, and it meant the rogue and ranger could still stealth up front, but the rest of the party couldn't just wander off after the spell was cast.
But the spell was still kinda abused, as Urick would simply just wait for the ranger to cast pass without trace, and he would cast mass invisibility, meaning everyone near the ranger and the wizard would not only be invisible, but have an extra +10 to stealth, which meant some members of the group (cough cough Rogue) would almost constantly be rolling over a 40+ for stealth.
And so the spell was edited yet again, taking some inspiration from 3rd edition and its own Mass Invisibility and the spell Sphere of Invisibility, and using them to put further restrictions on the spell, which after that, didn't really need much editing really, though I suppose it's because the campaign ended only a few sessions after that, and it only really saw use once during the time (which didn't last long because the rogue decided to run 100 feet just to get sneak attack, causing the effect to end and leaving the rest of the party 100 feet back...)
...but I think the final version is pretty great, maybe still a bit to overpowered, maybe too restrictive, but it seems like a pretty good spell to have in your arsenal when your party insists on having the highest chance possible to stealth through an entire dungeon and get the treasure without any combat whatsoever...
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Royal Enfield Continental GT650 review / ride report.
When was the last time you read a bad bike review in a magazine or online? Was it the debacle that was the Bimota V Due? Even Braap’s are given a positive spin by reviewers even though they had 5 product recalls in less than a year. So many motorcycle reviews these day are either a reworded press release or a well written advertisement. Now I reckon there are two reasons for that; the sceptic in me says if the magazines don’t write a positive review, then the advertising dollars stop flowing. There are plenty of examples of that car companies having a dummy spit when they don’t win car of the year so it no doubt happens in the motorcycle world too. The other reason is that it’s 2019, motorcycles have been manufactured for a long time, manufacturers have got the basics down pat. This is were Royal Enfield excels, the basics.
I wasn’t planning on writing a review but my bike was getting serviced and it wasn’t going to be ready in time for the Perth Café Racer Run to the Hills ride, so I needed a suitable replacement. As my review of the Benelli Leoncino got an amazing 36 likes (amazing because that’s 34 more than I thought it would get once Ric and I liked it) and a couple of sales, I thought Ric might be open to the idea of handing me the keys to something else. Scanning the showroom floor at MotoMax, a Ducati Sport Classic, Triumph Thruxton, Rickman Honda and a cluster of classics caught my eye. Ric handed me the keys to a mildly customised Continental GT650. Ah well, beggars can’t be choosers.
We both had conditions, Ric’s was simple “Bring it back with a full tank you tight arse bastard and if you drop it, you bu….”. I’m not sure what he said as Peter was saying “look, look” while pointing at a lady across the road who was jogging past. It was far more interesting watching the world go up and down. My condition was the same as always, I wasn’t going to write a positive review just because I got a bike for the weekend. If the bike is shit, then I’ll say so but you don’t have to post the review.  So here it is….hang on…before we get to the review, lets get some background.  
Royal Enfield sold 32,000 motorcycles in 2017 and not many of those were sold outside of India. They now sometimes sell double that in one month with their top selling model the Classic 350 outselling all their other models combined. It sometimes cracks the monthly top 10 list of number of bikes sold in India. Royal Enfield sells more Classic 350’s in one month than all the road bikes sold in Australia from all brands in one year. Unfathomable figures when you consider the company was at the brink of bankruptcy in 1991.
When Sid Lal’s dad bought the company, nothing really changed until 2010 when the Indian Tech economy boomed and hipsters finally had some disposable cash. Sales picked up and then skyrocketed the company to the fastest growing motorcycle manufacturer in the world. The success of the brand in recent times is partly because they upgraded (think EFI, ABS etc) their Bullet/Classic line to make it relevant while keeping the looks of the old motorcycle. Boomers started realising their bucket lists were getting longer and they were running out of time to cross stuff off. Learners around the world are often restricted to motorcycles that take more time to get to 100km/h than it does for a politician to answer question in parliament and Royal Enfields are perfect for that market.
The increase in sales meant Sid (the CEO at the time) had cash burning a hole in his pocket so off he went to the UK and bought Harris Performance which I remember reading about in the UK magazines for making custom frames for GP bikes. They’ve developed the chassis for all the new models including the Continental GT Café Racer, the Himalayan adventure bike and the recent 650 twins. The Café Racer handled as good as it looked but it didn’t get many hearts racing and only sold in low numbers, hence it was discontinued after a couple of years. The Himalayan has been known to get a few hearts racing which has more to do with them being ridden where they are named after. A devoted fan base will see the Himalayan continue to be developed for many years. The real game changer for Royal Enfield though, are the two 650 twins, the Interceptor and the Continental GT 650. Royal Enfield are exporting more than they are selling domestically and dealers in Oz are selling far more twins than they are of the 350cc and 500cc singles.
I’m not a brand snob so will any bike I can get the keys to. My list of motorcycle brands I’d like to put my bum on is topped, like most peoples, by the Italian exotics such as Bimota, MV Agusta etc. For me, Royal Enfield sits a long way down that list; I’m no fan boy who gets excited when a manufacturer changes the colour and releases it as a 2020 model. I lived in the world of sportsbikes and track days so Royal Enfields never registered on my radar; I always felt they were a little weird looking. Sort of like a girlfriend I had  in the 90’s that looked like a cockeyed Nicole Kidman without the Botox. Like my girlfriend, if you ride a Royal Enfield a few times you start appreciate the attraction and you end up falling in love. Since my first Himalayan motorcycle adventure in 2013, I have ridden all of the Royal Enfield models in Australia and in the harshest of conditions that the Himalayas can throw at you and while I still wouldn’t consider myself a fan boy, I would say I was an advocaat. Damn, it’s 11pm and I’m out of beer and wishing I had a liqueur cabinet. Is there an Uber drinks?   
The Conti I got had a few subtle changes made to it. The tank hand been replaced with the rounder tank from an interceptor, bar end mirrors had been fitted and the bike had been encouraged to find its voice with some aftermarket reverse cones mufflers fitted. The bar end mirrors worked perfectly, completely vibration free all through the rev range however the bike was a little quiet for my liking. You could certainly hear it under throttle and it let out pleasing pops and crackles on a decline but I’d like a deeper, louder sound. More Tom Jones than George Michael. If you’ve got standard pipes on your bike and you’re bored with it and possibly considering a change of bike, put an aftermarket set of pipes on and you’ll fall in love again. The Interceptor tank looked great on the Conti and helped take my eyes off what I consider to be the ugliest seat in the market. For some reason, Royal Enfield in Australia decided that the dual seat would be standard and the solo seat with a cowling that is used for the promo pics, and is standard in most of the 50 other countries that it is sold in would be option for Australia. I know looks are subjective but the transformation that the single seat makes on this bike is amazing and I wonder why more people aren’t swapping them over when it is such a cheap option. Maybe it’s just me. 
I am trying to squeeze myself into my daughters Katy Perry T-Shirt when Andy arrives early on his Ducati Sport Classic. With no time for Small Talk, it was time to Roar into Leederville to meet the others. We took the back roads before getting onto the freeway and this is the Conti’s playground. With narrow 100/18’s on the front and 130/18’s on the back, the bike flicks left and right really quickly. On familiar roads, I found myself turning in too quickly and having to readjust my line which the bike did without drama. Later on in the day when the speeds picked up a little and the mercury wanted to blow its load, the front end felt squirmish when going over the bitumen that is poured into the cracks of the road. No one else felt it so again, maybe it was just me.
Our group heading to the start point of the ride consisted of a Sport Classic with Zard pipes, a Thruxton with Staintunes, a V7 Guzzi with Lanfranconis, a Honda CB1100 with an aftermarket 4 into 1 and a W650 with open pipes. It was amazing listening to all the different sounds as we lined up at the Christmas trees, sometimes known as traffic lights by boring people. The Sport Classic consistently got the jump on the rest of at the lights but the rest of us all had a turn at coming second without any clear next fastest. The Conti is styled as a Café Racer of old but it is no race bike with ligths like they were in the old days. Sid Lal himself says “…we (Royal Enfield motorcycles) aren’t going much faster than 100 miles an hour. If someone wants a quicker motorbike, go elsewhere.” During the week, the media reported that a car was hooning through the tunnel at the outrageous speed of 140km/h. The bar had been set low so there was simply no need to crack the ton in the tunnel. Absolutely no need. By my calcs, I reckon 170+ is possible but as I never break the speed limits I’ll never find out.
Riding along the Tonkin, I rolled the throttle on and off, looking for flat spots but couldn’t find any, it just smoothly accelerates all the way to the redline in a very linear fashion. The 5 speed box has perfectly spaced gear ratios and I rarely looked for a 6th like I constantly do on my W650. We joined the rest of the riders and took off along the escarpment as the pace crept up through the hills. The bike was in its element, enjoying being thrown around and asking for more. I worked my way to the front of the pack and when there was a break in the traffic I gave it what it wanted and took off. On these sort of roads, I neither needed or wanted anymore power, I just enjoyed rolling the throttle on and rolling it off coming into a corner, letting the engine compression slow me down with only a slight dab on the rear brake when needed. The Pirelli Phantoms had more than enough grip and never troubled the ABS system. I considered putting the Phantoms on my bike but baulked at the price so Royal Enfield aren’t skimping on quality to ensure they stay at the $9990 price point.
After a cool down and a group photo, we headed to lunch at Parkerville and to pay our respects to Kevin the kookaburra who had his head ripped off recently by a complete and utter wanker. As we hit the road again, I found my right hand feeling a bit tingly which is a little unusual. My bike has thicker grips so maybe the thinner grips on the Conti passed on the vibes or maybe I’m just old and the years of abuse I’ve given my right hand is coming back to bite me. The suspension soaked up the bumpy roads but my bum was starting to feel a bit numb. The seat looks flat but is actually slightly rounded which was giving me numb bum…which would have come in handy when it also got years of abuse in a previous life. These are the only two faults with the Conti GT that I could find, both of which wouldn’t stop me buying one as I’d change the hideous seat and put thicker grips on anyway. Everything else was perfect; the horn is louder than my cars, the clocks are easy to read, clutch and brake lever action is effortless, the gearbox is ridiculously smooth, riding position is spot on.
At under 10k, the only bike that is comparable to the Conti is its stablemate the Interceptor. The visually challenged Harley 750 is being run out a similar price, Suzuki threw a bikini fairing on its SV650 and called it café racer and is watching them gather dust on the showroom. The Benelli Leoncino and the oddly styled Husqvarna Svartpilen are similar prices but I doubt the circles in the Venn diagram of people interested in these three bikes would overlap.
For $13,000, the W800 from Kawasaki is another option but I’d rather have the Conti and spend the difference on customising it. The only other option is to buy a Triumph Street Twin at $16,000 and then throw some money at it to make it a café racer. Buying a bike that 100’s of other people have got and keeping it standard, doesn’t make any sense to me. If I had Triumph money to spend and the option was to have stock a Street Twin or a one of a kind Continental GT with a big bore kit, killer paint job, custom seat and a custom exhaust then it’s a no brainer. I’m in the minority though as most riders are happy with buying a good looking bike and leaving it alone. The Continental GT can be enjoyed as is but also makes a very smart choice as base for a custom motorcycle.
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firesidefantasy · 5 years
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so last night i realised i had almost hit 500 posts on this account. and then i had the brilliant, genius idea to make a post with 500 facts about monster house for my 500th post.
this was not a genius idea in any way shape or form.
i am not a genius.
but i did it anyway, so now i present to you:
five-hundred-fucking-facts about monster house
enjoy. 
KENZI
1) Kenzi was abandoned as a baby 2) She was adopted by Monster House 3) She does not know when her birthday is 4) Her best friend growing up was Toby 5) Kenzi thought she was a vampire when she was a kid 6) She went around biting people’s necks for weeks 7) Kenzi loves photography, Instagram, and modelling 8) She has ran four marathons and six 10ks 9) She has been dying her hair since she was 14 10) Kenzi’s favourite chocolate brand is Cadbury’s 11) She loves cooking and hosting parties 12) She hates being human and wishes she was a monster too 13) She is almost fluent in French 14) Kenzi has no idea what she wants to be when she’s older 15) She never wants to leave Monster House 16) Kenzi is always chewing gum
HARLOW 17) Harlow dyes her hair black 18) She plays drums because her dad told her it was for boys 19) She plays basketball because her dad told her it was for boys 20) Her mum died three years ago and Harlow has never got over it 21) She lives with her dad, their relationship is recovering 22) Harlow won’t leave the house without a beanie 23) She loves video games like overwatch and call of duty 24) She is absolutely shit at video games 25) Doritos are her favourite snack 26) Harlow has lost count of how many cousins she has 27) If she could be any monster, she’d be a vampire 28) She’s in a college band called ‘4am’ 29) They’ve played three actual gigs so far 30) Harlow wants to be in a famous band 31) Harlow does NOT want to ever get a real job 32) She writes a lot of songs 33) Nobody will ever see these songs 34) She hates the beach 35) The only thing she hates more than the beach is spelling errors 36) She also hates vegetables and weather over 20 degrees C 37) She loves the sound of rain and thunder 38) She hoards TV boxsets and prefers them over Netflix 39) She loves antique stores and charity shops 40) She has an impressive vinyl collection
TOBY 41) Toby is bisexual but prefers guy 42) He’s known he was bisexual since discovering Tom Holland 43) His favourite superhero is Iron Man 44) Spider man is a close second 45) Toby wanted to be a superhero when he was a kid 46) Now he wants to be a super villain (#edgyteen) 47) He’s enrolled in school part time 48) Avoiding sunlight makes school difficult 49) The kids at school joke that he’s a vampire because of this 50) They don’t know why that’s so funny 51) He plays bass guitar but never lets anyone else listen 52) Except Matty. Sometimes he joins in with the ‘drums’ 53) Toby loves going to the skate park at night 54) He once wrote a 500 word essay on why the moon is better than the sun 55) He knows every constellation and loves stargazing 56) He loves sitting on his dad’s balcony and watching the stars 57) Toby doesn’t know who his mum is 58) Metal and rock music is his favourite 59) He chews on his finger to satisfy his desire to bite things 60) Sometimes he’s tempted to see if he could bite his finger off 61) He never has 62) Toby loves tomato ketchup 63) Immortality intimidates him 64) He only wears band tee shirts 65) He starts wearing beanies everywhere after meeting Harlow 66) Toby idolises Harlow 67) His favourite food is pancakes with chocolate sauce 68) Kenzi makes him pancakes to apologise after they fight 69) Toby buys her bars of chocolate to apologise 70) Kenzi and Toby bicker a lot 71) They are also best friends 72) Toby’s favourite period of history is the Roman emperors 73) Caligula was his favourite emperor 74) Toby almost turned Kenzi when they were 14 75) He despises pop music 76) Kenzi and Toby fight over nothing more often than pop music 77) Custard makes him want to throw up
KAI 78) Kai has six older sisters 79) He is one of two guys in the witches coven 80) He speaks French and Italian (almost) fluently 81) He volunteers at the local animal shelter 82) He does not get along with his family 83) Kai tries to fit in but he isn’t very good at it 84) He gets very upset if his hair doesn’t look right 85) He struggles with dysphoria but his parents won’t let him get T 86) Kai loves doing jigsaws and watching reality shows 87) He listens to music to drown out his parents arguments 88) His oldest sister Natalia is his favourite 89) She cut his hair and bought him guys clothes after he came out 90) Natalia plays board games with him and helps with homework 91) Kai loves baking - especially banana bread 92) He hates bananas but could eat banana bread all day 93) Being a witch is hard and he’s really really bad at it 94) Kai once turned a dining room chair into a frog 95) He also turned his mother’s earrings into a donkey 96) They never let him keep the animals 97) Pop music and indie rock are his favourites 98) Kai is scared of the dark 99) Science and maths make no sense to him 100) He plans on leaving the witches coven when he’s 18
PHILLIP 101) Philip is a history professor at Seabrooke University 102) He was born in 1893 under the reign of Queen Victoria 103) He campaigned with the suffragettes - and even broke a window once 104) He is a hardcore liberal and despises the conservative party 105) He attended the 1908 summer Olympics held in London 106) He once had a fling with a maid of George V’s 107) Phillip had entered a competition to be on the titanic 108) He was an engineer during world war 2 109) His nose was broken at a protest for women to be given degrees 110) Phillip has been married three times 111) The first died, the second left him for another man 112) The third was a Vegas marriage about 30 years prior 113) Phillip is straight - but he’s experimented extensively in the past 114) He does the newspaper crossword puzzle every morning 115) He bans TV until after 3pm 116) Phillip moved to Monster House in the 70’s 117) He despises the movie ‘Twilight’ above all else 118) He is the one who decided to adopt Kenzi 119) Phillip is essentially in charge of Monster House 120) He adores barbecues with his family 121) He hates Russia, incorrect grammar, and coffee
MATTY 122) Toby brought a stray dog in one day 123) The next morning, a toddler was asleep in their living room 124) Phillip decided to keep him 125) His hobbies include chewing people’s shoes and phone chargers 126) He has broken exactly seven bones 127) There is no soul clumsier than Matty 128) His face is full of freckles and his cheeks are always red 129) He runs everywhere 130) He wants to be a footballer or an astronaut when he’s older 131) Matty breaks Phillip’s morning TV ban so he can watch cartoons 132) His favourite game is fetch 133) Toby created a machine for him that throws a ball over and over 134) Matty hates it - he likes playing with an actual person 135) His wolf form is small, fluffy and a little too blonde 136) Phillip has been assured that he will get less blonde as he grows up 137) Toby once tried to enter him in a dog competition 138) They won £20 and bought the biggest ice creams they could 139) Matty loves porridge almost as much as he loves shoes and Toby 140) He has an imaginary friend called Boris who he blames for everything
CALLIE 141) Callie is half fae and half human 142) Her full name is Calypso, but everybody calls her Callie 143) She cannot tell lies, but is excellent at talking around the truth 144) She’s introverted and shy - but also amazing at public speaking 145) She wants to be a legal aid barrister 146) Her hair is naturally brown but she dyes it red 147) She plays acoustic guitar in 4am - the same band as Harlow 148) Her roommate is a werewolf but she doesn’t know about it yet 149) She has travelled to France and Italy 150) But she wants to travel the world 151) Her bedroom walls are covered in maps 152) She has an emergency supply of snacks in a room at all times 153) Her biggest dream is to have her own library room once day 154) With a secret bookshelf door, of course 155) Her lava lamp and beanbags are her prized possessions 156) She does not have a good relationship with her parents 157) She struggles with insomnia and rarely sleeps 158) Coffee is her one true love 159) She adores long car rides and she adores driving 160) She works part time at a coffee shop 161) Her car is her other prized possession 162) Callie can devour bags of skittles in an instant 163) She forgets everything in her personal life 164) And remembers everything in her academic life 165) She loves fire and will sit and stare at it for hours 166) Sometimes she goes to the local aquarium to study 167) Change is her worst enemy - everything needs to be consistent 168) She has been a straight A student all her life 169) She goes for a long walk every Saturday afternoon 170) Callie writes songs when she’s feeling bad
MILO 171) Hiding antlers in public is the bane of his existence 172) He is part of a group who want to tell humans about monsters 173) Milo does not particularly like humans 174) He has curly blonde hair that is usually a mess 175) One of his eyes is darker blue than the other 176) He loves blanket forts and fairy lights and hot chocolate 177) He has a part time job delivering pizzas 178) This means he gets a discount on pizzas, which he takes advantage of 179) Percy Jackson is the main reason he’s doing a classics degree 180) He enjoys writing fantasy books in his free time 181) He is reasonably fluent in Ancient Greek and Latin 182) ‘Out of Bounds’ signs are a welcoming invitation to Milo 183) He will explore everything and anything 184) Milo wants to travel to South America the most 185) He has two mums 186) They both adore Callie 187) He goes rock climbing in his free time 188) This is so he can climb trees, fences, and monuments better 189) He claims he’s climbed several mountains 190) Callie does not believe this claim 191) He was not raised in Seabrooke and had few monster friends as a kid 192) Milo is a nymph 193) His father is one of his mother’s best friends - also a nymph 194) His ‘father’ taught him to garden and to bake 195) Milo never called him dad - he was always Uncle Barney 196) He loves growing his own flowers 197) Nymph magic allows him to grow the most beautiful plants and flowers 198) It also allows him to bake exceptional cakes and cookies 199) He adores his younger brother and sister 200) He is double jointed and left handed
KENZI AND HARLOW 201) Making out is their favourite pastime 202) Harlow spends most of her free time at Monster House 203) They enjoy joking about how ‘platonic’ their relationship is 204) Kenzi loves cooking for Harlow 205) They spend a lot of time watching TV shows together 206) Stranger Things and Friends were their last binge-watches 207) Harlow is always invited round for Friday Board Game Night 208) Kenzi constantly steals Harlow’s clothes 209) Harlow loves playing with Kenzi’s hair 210) Harlow loves holding Kenzi’s hand 211) Harlow just loves touching Kenzi as much as possible 212) They both have a years pass to the local petting zoo 213) Kenzi goes to all of Harlow’s band gigs and basketball games 214) She wants to set up a cheer leading squad for the basketball team 215) Harlow just wants to see Kenzi in a cheerleader costume 216) Harlow asked Kenzi to be her girlfriend 217) Kenzi said I love you first 218) They’re planning on getting an apartment together after graduating 219) Also a dog 220) Harlow adores getting Kenzi to play (and fail at) video games 221) Kenzi is a massive flirt - Harlow does not appreciate it 222) Harlow once stabbed Kenzi on the hand whilst cooking together 223) Kenzi and Harlow do not cook together 224) They bicker a lot 225) But Harlow adores Kenzi more than anything else, and vice versa
TOBY AND KAI 226) Toby only got the guts to ask Kai out because his dad made him 227) They are polar opposites in just about every way 228) Toby didn’t know what being transgender meant before meeting Kai 229) Toby calls Kai ‘sunshine’ 230) Kai calls Toby ‘grumpy guts’ for the most part 231) They fall asleep on the phone together a lot 232) They also fall asleep in the same bed a lot 232) Kai’s parents do not like vampires so they don’t know about Toby 233) They met through the Monster House toddler group when they were kids 234) They both went to the Monster House study group as kids/teenagers 234) Nowadays, they ‘study’ in Toby’s room instead 235) Kai drove Toby mad up until very recently 236) It wasn’t exactly love at first site 237) Toby threw up on Kai - the hatred only grew from there 238) Over time, Toby developed a soft spot for Kai 239) Nowadays, Kai still drives him crazy, but in a good sorta way 240) They have every intention of moving in together after school ends 241) Kai has a drawer of clothes at Toby’s place 242) Toby has punched six people in defence of Kai 243) One was an eleven year old. He has no regrets 244) Toby frequently takes Kai stargazing 245) Toby also taught him how to skate 246) Kai speaks French to Toby and he loves it 247) Sometimes Kai takes Toby to volunteer at the animal shelter with him 248) Their biggest fights are over pop music and science 249) They plan on getting a turtle when they move in together 250) Kai loves sitting on Toby’s lap 251) He also loves stealing his sweaters 252) He also loves fixing his hair 253) He frequently picks flowers for Toby and spends hours arranging them 254) Kai also loves falling asleep on Toby 255) Toby kisses Kai’s cheek a lot 256) Toby adores Kai, but he rarely admits to it 257) He took Kai to a Troye Sivan concert in February 2019 258) Kai sends Toby selfies a lot throughout the day 259) Toby saves every single one to his phone - but won’t admit to it 260) Toby’s dad r e a l l y wants him to marry Kai
CALLIE AND MILO 261) They met when they were both searching an abandoned church 262) They thought the other was a ghost 263) For the longest time, Callie was ‘ghost girl’ in Milo’s phone 264) Their first date was in Starbucks 265) But they tell people it was back in that abandoned church 266) They are both too terrified to ever go back to that church 267) They have plants to travel the world together 268) Callie’s phone background is Milo and his messy bed head 269) Milo’s background is Callie in one of his sweaters 270) Callie hoards Milo’s sweaters 271) Milo practically lives at Callie’s apartment so he doesn’t mind 272) Callie only really sleeps when she’s with Milo 273) Milo likes playing with her hair while she reads out loud 274) The sound of her voice calms his anxiety 275) Callie frequently plays guitar and sings for Milo 276) He considers himself her number one fan 277) Callie likes listening to him ramble about history and classics 278) She often falls asleep while he talks - he never seems to notice 279) Callie drives Milo everywhere 280) Milo always makes the best road trip playlists and snacks 281) Milo’s mum’s adore Callie 282) They go for family dinner every other Sunday 283) They are going to Greece together over the summer holidays 284) Their opinions on monster politics differ wildly 285) Callie enjoys teaching Milo how to play guitar 286) Milo grows his own flowers to give Callie 287) He also enjoys cooking for her 288) Sometimes he brings her breakfast in bed 289) He usually gets a blowjob in exchange for this 290) They make a game out of fucking in as many places as they can 291) This has included: the grocery store, a church, the forest 292) Milo’s parents frequently bring up marriage 293) They’re both quite content with how things are 294) One day, they’d both like a small wedding in Europe somewhere 295) Zoos, petting farms, and aquariums are their favourite dates 296) Milo is basically Callie’s pillow 297) Callie writes songs for Milo 298) Her parents do not approve of her dating a Nymph 299) Callie’s roommates adore Milo and love that he basically lives there 300) They fight about how much wardrobe space Milo takes up frequently
BACKGROUND CHARACTERS 301) Callie’s roommate is a werewolf 302) She doesn’t know that Callie isn’t human and vice versa 303) Werewolf roommate (Arya)’s family is originally from India 304) Arya loves escape rooms 305) Callie loves petting Arya in wolf form 306) Milo is the only one who questions why there’s a wolf in the kitchen 307) But Milo still feeds Arya-in-wolf-form blueberry muffins 308) Bruce the Minotaur has lived in Monster House forever 309) Nobody really knows where or when Bruce came from 310) He has a very distinctive Greek accent 311) Bruce makes the best waffles 312) And he knits a damn good scarf and woolly socks 313) Which is incidentally what everybody gets for their birthday 314) Sheryl the Siren is like a crazy aunt to the kids in Monster House 315) She auditioned for X Factor once - she didn’t get in 316) Her vocal inspirations are beyonce and mariah carey 317) Sheryl is married to Mary-Anne the Mermaid 318) Mary-Anne lives in the coves behind Monster House 319) Sheryl loves singing for Mary-Anne 320) Maybe it’s the water-clogged ears, but Mary-Anne enjoys the singing 321) They had a beautiful beach wedding twelve years ago 322) Kenzi was a flower girl, Toby was a page boy 323) There is a ghost living in the attic of Monster House 324) It never seems to come out 325) Bruce sits outside the attic door each night to keep it company 326) Sometimes it likes to play drums with pots and pans 327) Nobody really has a name - it’s just ‘the ghost in the attic’ 328) They leave cookies for it at Christmas - they always get eaten 329) Sometimes Matty gets there first 330) Grace the Gorgon is an interior designer 331) She wears a veil-like head cover to hide the snake hair 332) Most humans just assume the head cover/snake hair is a new trend 333) Grace constantly redecorates Monster House 334) The house usually puts everything back overnight 335) Monster House does not like change 336) Grace is a wanted felon for the murder of a man named Perseus 337) Humans seem to be destined to forever walk past Monster House 338) Thus, Grace has never been caught 339) It is rumoured that she was once called Penelope 340) Nobody quite knows what Perseus did to warrant murder 341) Nobody quite trusts Grace with a knife, either
SEABROOKE 342) Seabrooke is a small, sleepy seaside town in southern England 343) It is the suburban hot spot for Monster life 344) Seabrooke has a population of 4,500 345) Around 250 of these are monsters 346) For some reason, Seabrooke has it’s own university 347) Nobody really knows why - it’s possible Phillip had a role in this 348) Seabrooke has two primary schools, a secondary, and a sixth form 349) It gets a lot of tourists during the summer 350) Everybody hates the tourists - especially Monsters
WITCHES COVEN 351) When Bruce the Minotaur gets sick - he can’t be taken to the doctors 352) The Witches Coven is the main place Monsters go when they’re sick 353) Witches are difficult creatures and the Coven are no different 354) If you get on their bad side, they’ll refuse you service 355) The Witches Coven therefore practically run the town 356) There are three families that make up the Coven 357) Admittance is only to witches with the blood of prestigious families 358) Kai is part of the Witches Coven 359) Kai’s family practically runs the Witches Coven 360) There is a lot of tension between the Witches and Phillip 361) Largely because they both have a lot of influence over Seabrooke 362) Regardless, Phillip still genuinely likes Kai 363) The Witches tend to be high maintenance and spoilt 364) The parents are like the worst white suburban soccer mums ever 365) Regardless, they are excellent at healing magic 366) But also excellent at ruining your life 367) They have definitely killed a few monsters - but it cannot be proved
LOCAL NEWSPAPER 368) The Daily Seabrooke is ran by shapeshifters 369) Nobody remembers when the TDS was started 370) Philip adores it for the crosswords 371) Apparently the crosswords are ‘out of this world’ 372) TDS is ran by a group of crazy looking students 373) Of course, they’re shapeshifters, so they’re probably all 1000+ 374) The shapeshifters behind TDS don’t mingle with other monsters 375) At least not as themselves 376) They report on human politics and news as well 377) Only monsters are sold the copies with monster news included 378) Half of TDS is gossip about the people in Seabrooke 379) Nobody is really safe from their snooping 380) Their methods include being a literal fly on the wall 381) Most breakups, Witches Coven drama, and Vamp/Wolf fights are put in 382) TDS is extremely controversial amongst Monsters in Seabrooke 383) Kenzi thinks it’s fucking hilarious
SEABROOKE UNIVERSITY 384) The University is crawling with monster life 385) Several professors are monsters 386) Most notably are Phillip and Steven 387) Phillip teaches Modern History 388) Steven teaches Medieval History 389) Phillip is a Vampire, Steven is a Werewolf 390) They have a competition for who gets History Professor Of The Year 391) This competition frequently gets out of hand 392) Everybody knows about their rivalry, few knows why 393) Nobody knows how long the two have worked there - most say forever 394) That wouldn’t be far from the truth 395) Steven happens to be Arya (Callie’s Roommate)’s father
MONSTER HOUSE 396) Monster House is practically alive 397) It constantly expands and shrinks 398) There are always exactly as many rooms as are necessary 399) Only the first floor can be seen by passersby 400) And they often walk straight past it 401) Ordering pizza is a nightmare 402) It’s like the human brain cannot comprehend where it is 403) Even though it’s in an incredibly obvious location 404) When they do see it, they see only a normal house 405) The construction of the house makes no sense 406) There are rooms hanging over nothing and stairs leading to nowhere 407) Sometimes bedrooms move and finding them is a nightmare 408) The living room and kitchen like to switch places 409) On Monday’s the kitchen is green and nobody knows why 410) It is black and white the rest of the time 411) It is almost impossible to paint or decorate Monster House 412) It prefers to do that itself 413) Somehow the bedrooms always look exactly how they are wanted 414) At least they save on paint - that shit is expensive 415) Unfortunately, Monster House doesn’t clean itself 416) Toby has registered several complaints about this
LULU 417) Lulu’s full name is Lucifer 418) It has been living in the basement since the beginning 419) It has only been seen by four people 420) Phillip and Kenzi are two of those 421) They call it Lulu because Kenzi couldn’t pronounce Lucifer as a kid 422) The nickname kinda stuck 423) Lulu gets fed raw fish every morning 424) They just dump a bucket full down the hatch in the kitchen 425) Sometimes Toby threatens to feed Matty to Lulu 426) This causes Matty to have nightmares and sleep in Toby’s bed 427) So that one kinda backfired on Toby 428) Nobody actually knows what kind of creature Lulu is
MISC. FACTS 429) Harlow’s favourite song is ‘Lights Down Low’ by Max 430) Seabrooke is not on any map - nobody knows why 431) I really regret this 432) Never ever try to write 500 facts it will not be fun 433) Callie’s favourite kind of law is criminal law 434) Particularly fatal offences 435) She also likes land law because she’s fucking weird 436) Kai got into reality TV because of his sisters 437) One of the arcades in Seabrooke is monster themed 438) Toby works there on Saturdays - always taking the night shifts 439) Kai really wants to own his own bakery one day 440) He tried to get the local bakery to hire him but he’s too young 441) Kai also wants to live in France or Italy 442) He also wants to be on reality shows and get a fake tan 443) (Okay. Toby is pretty sure he was joking about that) 444) Kai always has to wish on a lucky star 445) Milo wants to be a published author one day 446) Kai has tried to run away from home twice 447) His parents put a tracking spell on him and found him too fast 448) Toby wishes he could skate at the park with the other kids 449) But he also secretly likes that everyone finds him mysterious 450) Toby used to have a (massive) crush on Kenzi 451) Now they’re both pretty gay 452) Everyone is gay tbh 453) Monsters have no concept of heteronormativity 454) Kenzi’s favourite colour is pink 455) Callie’s favourite animal is an octopus 456) Kai has a picture of him and Toby stuck on his bedroom wall 457) Kai has had a crush on Toby since they were kids 458) Coming out as trans wrecked Kai’s relationship with his parents 459) It is seen as a disgrace for witches to have male sons 460) Men are submissive in witch culture 461) Kai’s parents frequently misname and misgender him 462) The kids at school are much more accepting 463) Kai came out when he was 14 464) Toby has actually been one of his biggest supporters 465) Natalia has been his main supporter as well 466) Toby likes Kai a lot more since he came out 467) Kai feels more real to him now - and irritates him less 468) Toby doesn’t know how long Kai has liked him for 469) Kai is pretty open about being trans 470) Seabrooke is quite accepting, even if his parents aren’t 471) Kenzi is terrified of being rejected by the monster community 472) She really wants Toby to turn her so she can be an actual monster 473) She wears contact lenses so her eyes look purple 474) She doesn’t really like school and puts the bare minimum effort in 475) Harlow is taking four a levels - a difficult thing to do 476) Fuck this was the worst idea 478) Harlow channels her anger out through drumming 479) It’s therapist mandated so her dad cannot stop her 480) Even though he very very much wants to 481) Harlow’s favourite video game is overwatch 482) Her mains are lucio, junk rat, bastion and rein 483) Harlow despises spelling and grammar errors 484) Matty likes stealing Toby’s tee shirts 485) Between Matty & Kai, Toby barely has any clothes left 486) Which is fine as far as Kai’s concerned 487) Matty is like a little brother to Kai 488) Originally, Callie & Arya were part of a polygamous relationship 489) I cut that out, though, because I couldn’t think of a third girl 490) Seabrooke tends to have mild weather 491) During the summer, the heat can spike to 25-30 C max 492) It rarely snows, but it does rain a lot, and there’s a lot of wind 493) Most of the houses in Seabrooke were built 100ish years ago 494) It has a train station - nobody knows why - it’s the last stop 495) There is a Seabrooke museum ran by a vampire and a Fae 496) There is a secret monster section in the back 497) Idle Town by Conan Gray reminds me of Seabrooke 498) As does This Town by Neil Horan (I think that’s the name idk) 499) Fuck you to @livvywrites for not stopping me 500) I am never doing this again
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KCON LA 2019 Recap
Wow what an insane three days. My expectations were pretty low from KCON NY but I was really impressed by some of the events they had at the convention.
I'm just gonna use everyone's real names in this because it's too hard to remember everyone's handles.
Thursday, August 15th
After work, I went home, made dinner, packed up, and then went straight to the airport. The flight from San Jose to Burbank is literally an hour gate to gate (45 minutes of flight time lol) so it was a super short flight. The only pressing thing was that some of my discord buddies were doing karaoke in ktown so I really didn't want to miss out on that. My mvp sister came to the airport to pick up all my stuff and I ubered straight to the karaoke place to see everyone (I forgot to take pictures though :(). Jordan started me off with Rough and after they sang a ton of other girl group songs, I did Red Flavor and Energetic. We didn't want to go too hard before the convention even started so we all decided to meet at the convention before noon. The izone fanclub meeting was at noon and the fromis_9 fanclub meeting was at three, so I definitely wanted to go to both (all six moderators for the two fanclub meets are in the group I went with).
Friday, August 16th
I woke up at like 9 and I went with Cyn to go get Trieu Chau noodles, which tasted even better than I remember.
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Everyone wanted to get lunch in between the fanclub meetings but I don't trust eating in big groups and I'm pretty good at not eating for long periods of time in case anything happens.
I got to the convention at around noon, but it took me around half an hour to check-in because my dumb ass was so lost. I'm super glad the lady that gave me my wristband let me tighten it myself just so I could take it off freely between the three days. I also went to the merchandise pick-up and got my two fromis_9 slogans and a loona slogan. I ran over to the izone fanclub meeting right after.
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There were a ton wizones there and they played three rounds of games through kahoot guessing these random ass facts I don't even think a hardcore wizone would know. We then did the Violetta and La Via En Rose fanchants and it ended there. After that I walked out with Nick and Danny and we went to the mob so they could try buying their izone and itzy hi-touches.
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So the mob in LA was batshit insane and the hi-touches were marked up SOOO much higher than I ever would have guessed. An A1 pack is $170 and it comes with one hi-touch, two audiences, and a red carpet pass (ignore the red carpet pass I don't think anyone cares about that). Stray Kids/Ateez hi-touches were easily going for $300, and I heard someone got really desperate and dropped $700 for her Ateez hi-touch. Out of the nine hi-touches that happened (should have been ten but rip Chung Ha) my feel for the prices went something along the lines of (+ their average price from what I saw)
Stray Kids ($350) > Ateez ($300) >> Izone ($200) >>> Itzy ($150) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SF9/Mamamoo ($100) >>>>>>>> Momoland ($75) >>>>> N.Flying ($50) >>>>>>>>>>> Verivery ($40)
Yeah people are insane. And with the audiences I'm pretty sure you have a solid 7/9 chance to make a huge profit. If you posted in the Facebook group and did the "dm me your best offer" I'm pretty sure you'd be able to sell your Stray Kids hi-touch for $600+. People were even buying Stray kids audiences for $100 like are you serious...
The supply and demand was also super polarized. We waited for almost an hour and not even a single person had an itzy/izone hi-touch for sale, yet there were probably at least 10 people willing to drop a nontrivial amount of money for anyone that came up. If you're willing to pay this much money to touch a few groups, diamond doesn't sound that bad anymore (all-access hi-touch, plat only gets 2).
I stood around and talked until like 2:30 until making my way to the fromis_9 fanclub meet. I think loona was at star square at the time so the turn out was even smaller than New York imo.
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(decorating the stage with my signs)
We played two kahoot games and I actually won the guess the song after only hearing one second of it. There were nine questions and I legitimately knew seven of them, but they used the same questions in New York so I knew the last two were Youth (Hayoung's cover)/From Now (Jiwon's and Nakyung's OST song). That won me a medium size KCON LA 2019 shirt, but that was just a consolation prize. fromis_9 hadn't even left Korea yet so there's no way we could get signed merch. We then did the Love Bomb/Fun/Love Rum Pum Pum fanchants. I didn't go that hard on Love Bomb, but MVP Danny helped me hold my phone so I went full blast on Fun and Love RumPumPum. Ngl the Love RumPumPum fanchant was literally impossible unless you already knew it because the timings are so strange and no one can actually read romanized Korean fast enough (the subs didn't have the hangul). I'm kinda the fanchant guy so I really wanted to drop all that Korean practice at this opportunity.
After the fanclub meet, I finally got a chance to walk around the convention. This was my first KCON LA, but I heard in previous rooms they only got half the expo hall but this year they got the whole thing. Everything was spaced out pretty well and there was a ton more to do than in NY.
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I walked around for a bit, took some pictures, and then sat on a bench to hang out with Danny for like an hour since all the others went to go line up for KCON Rookies (there had to have been at least 1.5k people waiting).
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(that’s half the line)
All memes aside, it's nice to actually get to know some of the back stories behind some other friends. Danny and I realized we both ulted GFriend and fromis_9 and how willing we are to just throw money at both groups lol. I gave the extra fromis_9 slogan towel I ordered to my new friend and he left for Rookies since he was plat and had priority entrance. I made one more lap around the convention, said hi to an old friend, and then called an Uber to get dinner with my sister and two college friends.
It was a pretty fancy Japanese dinner that was definitely not worth it, but we got Salt and Straw after and that was awesome.
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We walked back to the apartment of two other people that joined us, and I left for Dan Sung Sa to meet up with the rest of the group after Rookies. I finally got to see my buddy Alex (he got diamond so he was busy milking the perks the whole day), ate some good food, and I drank a bit more than I should have.
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After dinner #2, I ubered back to Cyn's and planned to wake up fairly early to go to LAX.
Saturday August 17th
fromis_9 took off on their flight from Incheon at around 8pm our time, so they would be landing at around 10am PDT. The izone artist engagement happened to be at around the same time (11am, a ton of people in the group at hard core wizones), so only a few of us decided to go to LAX. I took an Uber to the airbnb and then we all went to LAX together. We also heard Stray Kids, Mamamoo, and Verivery were on the same flight, so we'd coincidentally get to see a ton of idols. At the airport, I met some fans from other discord servers and we just sat around waiting for them to come out of the special exit.
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A lot of the group went on Thursday to greet loona/izone at the airport, but a ton of them didn't even get to see them because they were waiting at the wrong exit. I kinda piggy-backed off their experience and made sure I was sitting at the right one.
After standing around for quite a bit, everyone formed two huge lines waiting to greet them. I wanted to stick out my hand for them to touch, hold up my Jiheon sign, and try recording it at the same time, but I only have two hands. I ended up placing my phone in front of the Jiheon sign and keeping my right hand free. They walked out super fast, but Jiheon pointed at me and laughed at my sign. It really only lasted 10 seconds, and I felt pretty mission-accomplished knowing Jiheon saw my sign at least once. Jiwon lead the line and I keep forgetting how smol she is. (I’ll post the video I got eventually).
The next artist that came out was Stray Kids, and they were super nice and waved at us. All hell broke loose When Mamamoo came out like I'm genuinely surprised the fans there were that crazy. First of all, they are SOOOOOOOOOOO short. I've seen pictures of Mamamoo standing next to GFriend and while they all tease Eunha for being 5'4", she's still taller then Solar/Moonbyul/Hwasa. The fans chased after the van and started screaming Mamamoo for a few minutes before dispersing. At this point, most people left, but out of no where, N.Flying also exited the airport. Ngl, I thought it was gonna be Verivery but when I only saw four members I made the connection. I was looking at the footage I recorded of fromis_9 that I couldn't record N.Flying coming out fast enough. There was nothing left to do so my group just ubered back to the LA Convention Center. Tbh at this point, this trip was already better than all of KCON NY minus what happened at Washington Square Park because I already got to see fromis_9 in person. They made 0 appearances at the NY convention and the day I went to the airport, they weren't even flying out so at this point, the trip was already worth it.
It was around 12:30pm when we got to the convention, and I was with all three fromis_9 fanclub moderators, so they got to go through the staff entrance while I wanted in the pleb line. Once I made it into the convention center, I rushed over to the KCON beauty station where loona was having a meet and greet (started at 12:40pm). There were SO many people and even on my tiptoes I could only catch the top half of the screen, though if I held my phone up I could record what was happening.
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A few people moved out of the way and I could kinda see Haseul's and Choerry's faces but there were so many orbits. I couldn't really hear what they were saying, but every time Chuu said something, the orbits there were roaring (she is undisputedly the most popular member among the crowd). They ended up just talking about some beauty tips and how they do their makeup, so I kinda knew what to expect when fromis_9 were coming tomorrow.
The meet and greet ended on time around 1:10pm, and at this point, I was starving since I hadn't eaten the whole day. We were gonna go to the food trucks to get food but we got the inside scoop that izone was going to be making an appearance at the Olive Young booth. A huge wall of people were already forming, but I decided to wait on the left wing where there were still cameras but much fewer people. I ended up recording the entire segment. We were trying to not be obnoxious yelling their names when they were doing something, but the entire crowd would call a member in unison until they did a little dance for us. Chaeyeon really won my heart with her fan service and Yujin gave us a ton of attention too. The cameraman there actually told us to cheer for them louder so he could record us LOL.
It was around 2pm now, so we waited around for more people to gather and we all headed to the food trucks. The street food they had was obviously overpriced but pretty good compared to the normal food they'd have in the convention center.
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There was nothing interesting left on the schedule for me, so I just walked around the convention center looking for something to do. I heard some screaming around the KCON stage, so I sprinted over and caught N.Flying's appearance. They were presenting the winner of some Cover Star K award, but the more interesting part is that they sang a snippet of Rooftop for us.
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Kyla tweeted that she'd be at the convention center, so a group of us walked around to places we thought she'd be at, but we didn't end up finding her. I walked back into the convention center and saw another mob at the Star Square, and it turns out N.Flying was reading off horoscopes and taking pictures with the fans that won their meet and greet.
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After that, I stood with James in the middle of the convention, and literally just so happened to bump into a group of maybe 30 people trying to meet up with Kyla (they nominated one person to DM Kyla on twitter). I followed this group around and we ended up moving to three different places until we found a spot that was fairly empty. I had a feeling Kyla was coming soon, and I made sure James and I were standing closest to the entrance. Kyla appeared with some other friends and when we formed a line get a picture with her, James and I were in front lol (I went second). She recorded a video message to a fan's friend that couldn't be there, and I told her she was amazing and such an inspirational figure in the kpop community. I got a hug and a picture with her.
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It was like 5pm now, so I broke off from everyone and sat at a table to drink some water, recharge, and plan out my schedule for the rest of the day and for tomorrow. At around 6pm, I walked over to my friend's hotel a block away from the Staples Center, and we sat around just hanging out before the concert. Nick showed me his izone lightsticks (yes multiple, apparently wizones customize a lightstick for each member) and Brian showed me his entire kpop photocard set (there were so many holy shit). Since we were all seated tonight, we just left the hotel at around 7:15pm and got in around 7:30pm for the preshow. The free ticket I got was part of a set of three, so the two people I was sitting with were also friends of the person I knew.
The view I got was also amazing, I'm surprised at how good P2 was (I would have taken this over P1 because P1 is kinda lower than I'd like). I'm not really invested into AB6IX, Ateez, or SF9, but when Loona came out I lost my shit oh my god they were amazing. AND I FINALLY GOT TO SEE LOVE PAINT LIVE. One of my favorite songs of all time performed by OT5. I was kinda sad Nu'est did real love true love instead of look because look is my #2 song by them, but I guess they couldn't repeat the set list from NY.
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After the concert, we split up into Ubers and went to BCD, which had a ridiculous wait because we were definitely not the only ones going after the concert. Everyone was starving and tired, but I'm pretty sure izone and loona knocked us all off our feet. 
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We planned to line up for P1 GA at around 8am and all parted ways. I was already super tired at this point, but Saturday was supposed to be the easy day compared to Sunday when fromis_9 would be appearing
Saturday August 17th
I got up around 7:30am and ubered back to the convention center, though I was late as hell and had sprint to join my friends standing in line. Actually I was so late that I had to make up some excuse of going to the bathroom and returning to my "spot in line". I got 596, but my friends that did GA yesterday said they had 400 and still got an amazing view.
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I wasn't too worried about it since I wasn't going to camp out overnight and I had buddies that knew what they were doing. It was around 9:45am, so David gave me his convention pass so I could get staff entry into the convention (he was going back to his airbnb to grab some stuff).
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We had enough passes to go around so I think five of us entered the convention early and went to the KCON message board to write some nice things. I wrote something super similar to what I did in NY, and then wrote something for GFriend somewhere else.
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(shoutout to Anh for spelling Gyuri’s name wrong)
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While I was finishing up my message for GFriend, I saw people sprinting into the convention center and Jordan started screaming my name to come over. I followed my instinct and sprinted towards him, and we got front row seats at the KCON beauty station. There were around 20 other people sprinting too, and I was actually pushed to the side by two girls that got there first. I had no idea people would come three and a half hours for fromis_9, but I think it's because people figured out how to do it with Loona. I befriended the two girls next to me since we'd be stuck together for a while, and I realized they were angels.
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I even got to push down other people's stuff so I could make room for Danny and Alex to sit front row with my group since they were plat/dia but didn't get early convention access. At around 11:30am, I left with Stephen to go get food, and I really got to know his back story too. It was mainly just sitting around until 1:30pm when fromis_9 would make their appearance. During our wait, we all signed Alex's sign which he was going to try and hand off to a member during the concert.
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To fromis_9,
Thank you so much for coming to KCON LA 2019. Starting from last year until now, listening to fromis_9′s songs or watching your videos have given me a lot of strength. That motivated me to teach myself a new language and inspired me to always be a better person than I was yesterday. I’ll always cheer you on and love you. Shall we be together until the very end? Fighting!
- American Flover Jonathan
1:30pm eventually came around and fromis_9 made their appearance. I recorded the entire segment here, front row and dead center :). I was shaking before they came out, but if I hadn't seen them as close as I did in Washington Square Park, I think I would have been shaking even more. Saerom walked out and waved at me, Jiheon walked out, saw my sign, gave me the same reaction as she did at the airport (lol), and I was able to get waves from all the other members (Nakyung, Jiwon, Jisun, Gyuri, and Chaeyoung for sure). Throughout their entire appearance, we were calling them by their nicknames during their downtime, flashing hearts at them, smiling, and these nine angels did the same back to us. At the end of the performance, I jumped out of my seat seeing if I could hi-five them, but Nakyung waved at me, Saerom waved at me, I asked Hayoung if she remembered me from New York (she did!), and told Gyuri she was beautiful for Ice (and for me because she's gorgeous). Honestly, the convention could have ended there, but we still had a concert to go afterwards. It was around 2pm and people wanted to go get food, but we heard Mamamoo was going to make an appearance at 2:50pm so we stood around waiting for 50 minutes. They showed up, I once again confirmed they were super short and everyone left to go get something to eat. I already ate earlier and had no plans of eating for the concert, so I actually broke off from the group to go to a panel.
I was definitely chasing idols this weekend but there were some panels I was interested in. The one I wanted to go to at 3:30pm was the "how to study/work in Korea", so I recharged by myself for around 30 minutes and went there.
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I asked the presenter a ton of questions (she was super nice), and then left a bit early to join a few others at the Verivery fanclub meeting (we had nothing else to do).
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I tried meeting up with the guy which I reserved a banner from, but I couldn't find him around the convention anywhere. It was around 5pm, so I left the convention once and for all and went back to my friend's hotel to wait until the GA concert queue up at 6pm. At this point, I was tired as hell and somewhat scared my phone battery was gonna die because I was at 44% (I used 20% to record the 25 min fromis_9 appearance). Luckily he had a charger so I got up to 55%. We just chatted about how excited for the concert we were and where we were gonna sprint to.
At 5:50pm, we left to the GA entrance and tried cutting in line, but got caught because some girl snitched on us lol. The first security guard told us "we should go to the right place in line" but just left, but then his supervisor was the actual person that kicked us out. We had to go through security and get three additional wristbands before we could actually start sprinting toward the stage. The 10/10 spot we wanted was taken, but I was really happy with the final spot we got because any closer and I wouldn't be able to see over the stage.
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The concert was absolutely amazing. I was familiar with every group that was performing so there was almost no song where I wasn't super hype. Miroh lived up to the hype and I think the entire stadium was shaking and yelled stray kids together. I did the entire Fun! and Love RumPumPum fanchants so loud people in the pit pushed my forward to the barricade and the guy next to me offered to hold my camera so I could finish off Love Bomb (my recording). Seventeen was also insane, we got Good To Me (I don't think non carats knew the song that well but I lost my shit because I loved it way more than Home), Adore U, Clap, and the infamous Aju Nice (which was insane). I think the third encore was a little unnecessary, but we were all losing our shit because it was so fun.
During the encore stage, I was waving my Jiheon sign, and Chaeyoung walked over and saw it. She had to tap Megan for a solid 5 seconds before she also noticed but I was already super content because they had seen my signs three times (LAX, at beauty, and at the concert). Once we gathered together, we all jumped on Alex because Jiheon had taken the sign we all wrote messages on and then took a group picture.
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We were all super shook outside, and I was kinda ready for my KCON experience to end here so even if they wanted to go out to eat, I was ready to Uber back to Cyn's and call it a night. I said my final good-byes to everyone (everyone got a super tight hug) and headed back.
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I can’t believe I got to see fromis_9 twice in a year. I’ve been a pretty big fan of kpop since 2015, but I’ve never materialized this hobby until fromis_9 summoned me to KCON NY a month ago, and there was no way I wasn’t going to LA to see them again. I already had some regrets not going to LA last year and seeing how much fun they had in their behind the scenes videos, so I wanted a story of my own. So I guess my identity as a fan is really as a fromis_9/GFriend ult now, but I still refuse to pick a bias (I was probably asked like thirty times who my fromis_9/GFriend biases were this weekend...). They really are angels, and while it wasn’t perfect (no artist engagement, messed up some recording etc.), I’m still so happy I got to meet them.
On a side note, loona is amazing. They were so sweet in person, their performances were incredible, and that’s really a reminder that I need to go through the rest of their pre-debut tracks I haven’t listened to yet.
I also did some math and I’m pretty sure if you like the groups on both days, platinum is definitely worth it (diamond if your thing is touching all the artists, but it’s hard to get your full money’s worth giving how fast everything goes and how bad KCON is at announcing everything).
Platinum was 1121.48, and if the regular GA is 462.98, the convention ticket is 36, KCON rookies is 45, the random swag they give you is 50, and the hi-touches are around 141.50 on average (use the 9 numbers I quoted above with Chung Ha’s being $50), then that only leaves 294.50 on the cost of the ticket. That buys you a dedicated pit so you don’t have to camp out overnight, getting to cut all the AE/entrance lines, and getting into the convention early (probably more worth it for NY since it’s two days and stuff actually happens Saturday, getting in Friday for LA doesn’t matter much, but then you could just have the staff pass). To be honest, the peace of mind that buys already sounds worth it to me, so if the line up is good enough, I’d definitely go for plat if I could get my hands on it.
We also realized we had been spelling 플로버 and 프로버 the entire time (confused the spelling with 프로미 which doesn’t have the extra ㄹ). I realized what I wrote for fromis_9 in NY has a typo and I made the same typo in LA. I fixed it on the sign before Alex handed it off, but I take that as a humble reminder that I’m still a foreigner and need to study a lot harder. :’) All kpop memes aside, some people are here just to chase after idols, but in addition to being a fan, I’ve been trying to embrace a new culture and language along the way. I’m still working really hard on vocabulary right now, and I still have every intention to pass TOPIK 5 by next year.
I’m also so glad I went to KCON LA with a group. Going alone would have been a terrible idea because you’d have no inside scoop on what’s going on, no one to switch off spots with, and no one to hang out with during all the down time. I’m really thankful to how much the discord group helped me out this weekend. I’m sure we’ll meet again.
To close it off, here are some of my favorite pictures with the friends I went with
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Hey Yo, can I get all 200 asks for the ask meme thing? Please and thank you!
Absolutely
200: My crush’s name is:
Horia
199: I was born in:
Romania
198: I am really:
friendly and trustworthy
197: My cellphone company is:
Digi
196: My eye color is:
Aqua Blue
195: My shoe size is:
7,5
194: My ring size is:
20?? hell if i know tbh
193: My height is:
5′7
192: I am allergic to:
nothing
191: My 1st car was:
I can’t drive yet!!
190: My 1st job was:
No jobs yikes :c
189: Last book you read:
Sword of Destiny!!
188: My bed is:
messy and full of plushies
187: My pet:
no pets but ahh  my baby plant
186: My best friend:
I’ve got tons of them and I’m pretty sure they know themselves
185: My favorite shampoo is:
ah I don’t really have any preferences
184: Xbox or ps3:
*big gasp* ps3
183: Piggy banks are:
They’re superb but I would feel so bad about wrecking one
182: In my pockets:
Glasses tissues
181: On my calendar:
uh there’s nothing noted yet
180: Marriage is:
Something quiet amazing and lovely, at least from my point
179: Spongebob can:
aww man I don’t watch spongebob
178: My mom:
is shorther than me, that’s for sure
177: The last three songs I bought were?
I didn’t buy any songs but I did buy albums and the last three I bought I suppose were Aenima by tool, Portrait of An American Familly by Marilyn Manson and Slipknot by Slipknot, I think
176: Last YouTube video watched:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9UafsiQ6k
175: How many cousins do you have?
2 or 3 I think
174: Do you have any siblings?
Yes, one
173: Are your parents divorced?
nope
172: Are you taller than your mom?
yes B)
171: Do you play an instrument?
Not yet but I’m planning on getting a bass so
170: What did you do yesterday?
I went to a cool concert
169: Love at first sight:
not rlly
168: Luck:
nope
167: Fate:
also no
166: Yourself:
no *oops doopsie I’m sorry*
165: Aliens:
yes
164: Heaven:
nah
163: Hell:
no
162: God:
nopety
161: Horoscopes:
not really
160: Soul mates:
hmm  a bit
159: Ghosts:
no
158: Gay Marriage:
157: War:
not really
156: Orbs:
not really  :/
155: Magic:
no but I find it interesting154: Hugs or Kisses:
hugs
153: Drunk or High:
I personally wouldn’t go for any of those but drunk ig
152: Phone or Online:
online
151: Red heads or Black haired:
black haired
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
ah, blondes
149: Hot or cold:
cold
148: Summer or winter:
winter
147: Autumn or Spring:
spring
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
vanilla
145: Night or Day:
night
144: Oranges or Apples:
oranges
143: Curly or Straight hair:
straight
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
McDonalds
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
White Chocolate
140: Mac or PC:
PC
139: Flip flops or high heals:
flip flops
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
sweet and poor tbh
137: Coke or Pepsi:
coke
136: Hillary or Obama:
Obama??!!
135: Burried or cremated:
cremated
134: Singing or Dancing:
singing
133: Coach or Chanel:
coach
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
I uh, none
131: Small town or Big city:
big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
I had never went to one though Wal-Mart
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
Adam Sandler
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
Manicure
127: East Coast or West Coast:
East Coast
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
Christmas
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
flowers
124: Disney or Six Flags:
disney
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
Yankees
122: War:
I uh personally don’t agree with them and uh dunno
121: George Bush:
Don’t have one yet
120: Gay Marriage:
I find it lovely but too sad it’s not legal here so
119: The presidential election:
Quiet stinky as in no good choices
118: Abortion:
See this topic rips itself in two, if it’s intentionally done I personally think it’s the worst thing to do but that someone can do whatever they want, it’s their body after all, though if it happens and it’s not intended just, big sad react
117: MySpace:
I don’t have an opinion on it
116: Reality TV:
I don’t really watch it nor like it
115: Parents:
I would’ve appreciated if my parents showed me more support and love but not that I have anything against our type of relationship at the moment so
114: Back stabbers:
I totally not like them so I choose to cut contact with them 
113: Ebay:
It’s fine till now
112: Facebook:
I’m not a big fan of Facebook
111: Work:
If it’s something I love, it makes me feel good but if it’s not it kind of brings a feeling of uneasy and frustration to me
110: My Neighbors:
They’re chill, the baby and the puppy are my favorites 
109: Gas Prices:
kinda shitty here
108: Designer Clothes:
They can design what they want however they want, this is not really a topic of interest for me
107: College:
I can’t wait to get to it ngl
106: Sports:
Not one of my interests but they do look fun
105: My family:
I tolerate them easily but yeah I love them
104: The future:
Other than that I’m scared as hell regarding the future? nah
103: Hugged someone:
Eh!! Today!!
102: Last time you ate:
7 hours ago??
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
Oh last week I think
100: Cried in front of someone:
U H, yesterday
99: Went to a movie theater:
last thursday
98: Took a vacation:
last Christmas
97: Swam in a pool:
last summer
96: Changed a diaper:
never tbh
95: Got my nails done:
OH, it’s been ages since I’ve done that
94: Went to a wedding:
4 years ago
93: Broke a bone:
never nyehehe B)
92: Got a peircing:
I don’t have any but planning on getting some
91: Broke the law:
never
90: Texted: 
minutes ago
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
tbh, my friends
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
my stuff but mostly my baby plant
87: The last movie I saw:
Captain MArvel
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:
finishing high school
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
Missing upcoming opportunities
84: People call me:
Satana(I have the perferct explanation)
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
talk in servers or groups tbh
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
Oh I’d feel terrible and embarassed tbh
81: My zodiac sign is:
LEo
80: The first person i talked to today was:
my boyfriend
79: First time you had a crush:
in 5th grade
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
My boyfriend.. because he knows when something’s up with me or if something’s not good
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
hmmm weeks ago I think
76: Right now I am talking to:
@angelwings-234
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
be a programmer 
74: I have/will get a job:
I hope to get one as a programmer in the future (though hell If I know what exactly yet)
73: Tomorrow:
I’ll probably hope for school to end faster just so I can nap
72: Today:
I haven’t done much tbh
71: Next Summer:
Will be so busy and I’m so not up to it
70: Next Weekend:
I’ll be going to a cool ass contest
69: I have these pets:
I have a baby plant!!!
68: The worst sound in the world:
static noise
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
myself?? sounds a bit edgy
66: People that make you happy:
all the close friends in my life and some artists along with stuff I enjoy a lot
65: Last time I cried:
yesterday
64: My friends are:
There are too many to list them but luv them all
63: My computer is:
full of games that I’m probably not going to finish in the following 2 months
62: My School:
kinda sucks when it comes to students
61: My Car:
does not exist yet
60: I lose all respect for people who:
who are rude and big mean bags of shit?? I could detail this but dunno
59: The movie I cried at was:
Interstellar 
58: Your hair color is:
blonde
57: TV shows you watch:
SOA, Gotham when my bf watches it and I don’t really like TV shows though I have some on my waiting list
56: Favorite web site:
https://www.pbinfo.ro/
55: Your dream vacation:
just, somewhere around a forest, it’d be quiet lovely ngl
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
tooth pain
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
a bit raw tbh
52: My room is:
ass messy as me
51: My favorite celebrity is:
uhhh Corey Taylor
50: Where would you like to be:
Right now?? At my bf, if it wouldn’t bother him..
49: Do you want children:
ABsolutely
48: Ever been in love:
still am ig
47: Who’s your best friend:
I have too many but love them all so much
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
I have more guy friends apparently 
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
achieving something
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
All of my best-friends tbh
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
I do
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
Not yet and I doubt I’d do it
41: Have you pre-named your children:
me and my bf came up with some names but who knows
40: Last person I got mad at:
My bf i think
39: I would like to move to:
another city in my country, a much bigger one
38: I wish I was a professional:
artist
37: Candy:
Haribo
36: Vehicle:
Renault or Dacia
35: President:
don’t really have one
34: State visited:
I haven’t been to any at all
33: Cellphone provider:
Digi
32: Athlete:
I don;t have one yikes
31: Actor:
Hmm Benicio Del Toro
30: Actress:
I like some but I don’t have a favorite one
29: Singer:
Peter Steele, his voice is simply, lovely
28: Band:
Ohhh anon Tool and Cargo atm
27: Clothing store:
I don’t have a fav one
26: Grocery store:
any??
25: TV show:
Sons Of Anarchy
24: Movie:
The Alien trilogy
23: Website:
Twitter I think
22: Animal:
Cat
21: Theme park:
I don’t really have one
20: Holiday:
Christmas
19: Sport to watch:
ski jumping
18: Sport to play:
Volleyball I think
17: Magazine:
Don’t have one
16: Book:
The Shinning
15: Day of the week:
Saturdays
14: Beach:
Don’t really like beaches
13: Concert attended:
Truda’s concert for moment but I suppose Disturbing’s going ro replace it or maybe Cannibal Corpse, who knows
12: Thing to cook:
Pudding
11: Food:
Noodles or cremeschnitte
10: Restaurant:
One called Anna
9: Radio station:
don’t have one
8: Yankee candle scent:
dreamy summer nights
7: Perfume:
men’s one are my favorite, gotta admit it
6: Flower:
ORchids
5: Color:
purple and black
4: Talk show host:
don’t have one
3: Comedian:
A romanian one, can’t remember his name
2: Dog breed:
German Shepherd, American Eskimo, Border Collie, Golden Retriever, Siberian HUsky there are too many I can’t choose only one
1: Did you answer all these truthfully?
yes I did it oh god
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ludicrousperson · 5 years
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Get To Know Me Questions (Very long)
thanks for tagging me bubs @meeresnaechte <3
1. What is your first name? Michelle
2. What is your nickname? Michi, Ischi, E.T., Valera
3. What is your zodiac sign? Aries
4. What is your favorite book series? Definitely the Harry Potter Book Series
5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? I believe in ghosts but not really in aliens? The term ‘aliens’ is so stigmatized, that I don’t support this term and it’s definition. But somehow I slightly believe that humans are not the only ones in space.
6. Who is your favorite author? Haruki Murakami
7. What is your favorite radio station? I don’t really listen to radio, but when I do, I skip along through every station while driving car.
8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? I love to try the variety of all the flavors, but my go to flavor is definitely chocolate hehe.
9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? Lovely or Cute/Adorable. I love it when something or someone is just themselves and it’s so pure and lovely and I want to give it/them all my heart.
10. What is your current favorite song? Don’t Settle - Ben Kyle
11. What is your favorite word? It may seem so casual but the word ‘Thanks’ or ‘Thank you’ (‘Danke’ in German) holds so much power and lots meaning. For me it is another way to express my thankfulness and love I hold for my friends and family. ‘Thank you for seeing me’, ‘Thank you for making me laugh’, ‘Thank you.’.
12. What was the last song you listened to? I am You - Stray Kids
13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? Breaking Bad, Narcos, Stranger Things & Goblin (KDrama).
14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban & Therapie (by DieAussenseiter, German Youtuber).
15. Do you play video games? Currently I play ‘The Last of Us’. But rather than playing I really loooove to watch Let’s Plays of for example ‘Detroit: Become Human’, ‘Resident Evil’ aaand so on.
16. What is your biggest fear? Darkness & Loneliness. 
17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? I can be really spontaneous and would steal a car to drive to the ocean just for one hour so we can watch the sunset. Also I am really honest. You did something bad that’s not quite acceptable? Let’s talk it out and I will stay by your side to help you change your thinking/behavior or simply your mistake (vice versa counts for me).
18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? My mind. I get nervous and tell myself that I am weird and that I am just annoying. That happens even when I am with my closest friends. Plus, I am sometimes very hot tempered. In a conflict I want to understand what my opposite thinks and what their opinion is, but it turns into me shouting quite fast.
19. Do you like cats or dogs better? Honestly I like both, but since I am allergic to cats, I love and praise doggos.
20. What is your favorite season? Spring Spring Spring and a bit of Autumn.
21. Are you in a relationship? No.
22. What is something you miss from your childhood? I miss that my parents never lived together and that I have never seen them together in one room.
23. Who is your best friend? I have 3. One I met through the Internet in 2013. One I met in school 4 years ago and that I didn’t like at the beginning and one who reached out to me in 2017.
24. What is your eye color? Brown
25. What is your hair color? Brown
26. Who is someone you love? My friends and my granny
27. Who is someone you trust? My friends
28. Who is someone you think about often? Someone who I can share my happiness with but haven’t met yet.
29. Are you currently excited about/for something? I am always excited for the little things. But right now I am lowkey excited for what this semester in University will gift me.
30. What is your biggest obsession? Music & Photography
31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? Spongebob and Disneys Recess
32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? I have more male friends than female friends and I can talk as openly to them as to my female friends.
33. Are you superstitious? Slightly
34. Do you have any unusual phobias? I wouldn’t count it as a phobia but I get panicked as soon as I see too many people around me.
35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? Behind it. I love to capture the pure beauty of the nature and of my friends being themselves. I want to capture their beauty forever, even when ways start to split. The memories won’t disappear.
36. What is your favorite hobby? Photography.
37. What was the last book you read? Ein Kind - Thomas Bernhard
38. What was the last movie you watched? Annabelle 3. Saturday at a drive-in cinema with my best friend and her friends.
39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? I can’t play one but I am trying to learn the piano.
40. What is your favorite animal? Whales, Koalas and Birds.
41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? Definitley @loewen-gebruell, kuss an dich
42. What superpower do you wish you had? Teleportation & Invisibility
43. When and where do you feel most at peace? At the ocean. Just watching the waves and the sun and the wind and the people. It feels like time stops while time is running by.
44. What makes you smile? When other people are happy, doesn’t matter if it’s because of me or because of something/someone else.
45. What sports do you play, if any? Zumba/Dancing, Handball and Badminton.
46. What is your favorite drink? Waaaaater
47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? For my best friend on her birthday as a present in May.
48. Are you afraid of heights? A bit, depends on my current anxiety level haha
49. What is your biggest pet peeve? Aggressiveness. I am so afraid if people get aggressive. 
50. Have you ever been to a concert? Yes. K.I.Z. in Essen & Monsta X in Berlin.
51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? No.
52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? I always wanted to teach or help children. Now I am trying to fulfill my wish into becoming a psychotherapist.
53. What fictional world would you like to live in? Aaaaaall the way Hogwarts.
54. What is something you worry about? I worry about my own future and about my family.
55. Are you scared of the dark? I am literally so scared when it gets dark. I need someone by my side to keep calm.
56. Do you like to sing? I love to sing and I would have already become a popular singer but sike my voice sucks so bad I don’t even like to speak in general because of my voice.
57. Have you ever skipped school? Yes hehe
58. What is your favorite place on the planet? Wherever I know I am not going to stay forever.
59. Where would you like to live? I want to live in so many countries, but I am afraid to settle down somewhere for the rest of my life.
60. Do you have any pets? No.
61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? Early bird, but lately I am more a night owl uhu
62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? Sunrises. Even though I find sunsets so surprisingly beautiful, I cherish sunrises a lot more. My heart feels like ‘here we are, leave it behind, you had time, it is a new start, you can do it in your own pace’ and it just feels warm.
63. Do you know how to drive? Yes and it’s the only thing I am 100% confident in lol
64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? Earbuds.
65. Have you ever had braces? Yes I had and I plan on getting some again.
66. What is your favorite genre of music? Ballads & a mix of EDM and POP
67. Who is your hero? May I say ‘Gronkh’?. He is a Youtuber and I watch him and his videos since I am 12. He has been with me for all the past years and he is still with me even though I am 20. His words always gave me courage and gave me what I never received from anyone else. He has a strong Father Role in my eyes.
68. Do you read comic books? No.
69. What makes you the most angry? Lies
70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? A real book.
71. What is your favorite subject in school? German & Chemics
72. Do you have any siblings? Yes, 4 Half-Siblings, all younger than me.
73. What was the last thing you bought? A hoodie for the drive-in cinema at night.
74. How tall are you? 170 cm
75. Can you cook? Since I live on my own I cook a lot and I didn’t get food poisoned yet so I think I can cook.
76. What are three things that you love? Late Nights, Spontaneous Roadtrips & Laughs.
77. What are three things that you hate? Toxicity, Self-Centered People & Hate in general. 
78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? More male friends.
79. What is your sexual orientation? Straight by now but I don’t care who I am going to fall in love with.
80. Where do you currently live? In Austria for my studies.
81. Who was the last person you texted? My bestie @meeresnaechte
82. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday night.
83. Who is your favorite YouTuber? Gronkh.
84. Do you like to take selfies? Depends if I need a new profilepic.
85. What is your favorite app? Spotify & Tumblr
86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? Not good at all. My father disappoints me and breaks my trust to him everytime I visit him and my mother tries to be my best friend since she can’t act as a mother.
87. What is your favorite foreign accent? Slavik and Australian.
88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? Mongolia, Southern America and Antarctica.
89. What is your favorite number? 16
90. Can you juggle? No
91. Are you religious? I have been raised strongly catholic but I got myself out of this close minded thinking. Even though I don’t practice any religious “doings”, I try to compare my experiences with the religions opinion.
92. Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? The deep ocean. The deep ocean is all around us and is covering 71% of the world we live on. So many lives live deep down in the ocean we have never seen and it’s the most undiscovered place on earth.
93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? No.
94. Are you allergic to anything? Cats, Dust & Wheat
95. Can you curl your tongue? No
96. Can you wiggle your ears? No
97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? 60% wrong, because I always try to see the good in someone and while not only hurting myself because of another disappointment, I hurt my closest friends as well.
98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? The beach. But the forest has something magical that will always leave me stunned.
99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? “Do what makes you happy.”.
100. Are you a good liar? No and I don’t want to be.
101. What is your Hogwarts House? Hufflepuff
102. Do you talk to yourself? Most of the time since I live alone uhm
103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? I am a situational extrovert.
104. Do you keep a journal/diary? No, my Tumblr Blog is my diary since 2013.
105. Do you believe in second chances? Yes.
106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? Search for an ID and try to reach out to the person who lost it or give it straight to the owner of the place where I found the wallet or give it to the nearest police station.
107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? I have split opinions on it.
108. Are you ticklish? Yes.
109. Have you ever been on a plane? Yes.
110. Do you have any piercings? Yes, recently got a helix.
111. What fictional character do you wish was real? Neville from Harry Potter, just imagining him as a best friend wow
112. Do you have any tattoos? Yes a Plumeria on my right arm.
113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? Not listening to others and making my own experiences.
114. Do you believe in karma? Yes.
115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? No.
116. Do you want children? Yes, 3 to 5 children, but only if I am financially stable and if I can rely on my partner.
117. Who is the smartest person you know? Smart is anyone who found a way to live happily.
118. What is your most embarrassing memory? I don’t want to get reminded ciao
119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? These dark circles under my eyes aren’t from sleeping.
120. What color are most of you clothes? Black & maybe some red here and there.
121. Do you like adventures? Always down for them, text me and I will show up at your front door with backpacks full of snacks and drinks and blankets let’s get it
122. Have you ever been on TV? No god thanks stay like this
123. How old are you? 20
124. What is your favorite quote? I have so many saved on my phone and written down in my notes, but one which I get reminded of most of the time is ”Erkennst du die nächste Gelegenheit, wenn sie passiert?” (”Do you see the next possibility when it’s happening?”).
125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? I have a sweet tooth but spicy food has a special place in my heart.
People I want to get to know better:  @perrfectly @kuntergrau-mohae @loewen-gebruell
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