#i am so sorry tiktokers !! ..
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“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.
this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin hotel art#hazbin alastor#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#dad beat dad#appleradio#lucifer hazbin hotel#fanart#also on tiktok it has this freaky sound in the background so it's more sad and less threatening#it's funny seeing how differently people react#thye're all crying over there#i am so sorry tiktokers !! ..
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happy hozier day to all those who celebrate
#hozier releasing a new ep on his bday which is also st patricks day…big day for irish ppl!#i am canadian idk if any of that means anything#if not i am sorry </3#i’m like 1/8th irish at the very most so </3#i just think it is neat#anyways i’m scheduling this for 12am i will update later with my thoughts on the ep 😁#update: LOVE THEM!!! love the new sound tiktok can suck it i am very excited to see where he goes 😁#st patricks day#eat your young#hozier
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“Look At Your Girl….” Prank
“You see how good she looks? Now imagine another guy enjoying her, you not meaning shit to her anymore. Exactly, get your act together.”
>>warnings: Tsukki -> suggestive, cursing
Kageyama, Tsukishima, Atsumu, Hinata
Kageyama
Kageyama was busy preparing his busy volleyball schedule for the next week
It’s been a while since you’ve spent quality time together
So in order to get his attention, you slump beside him with your phone in hand
Sensing your presence, he places an arm around your waist.
“Hey, baby.” He pecks your cheek.
“Hi.”
Without any warning, you play the audio:
Look at your girl.
He looks at you, then at your phone then back at you, confused.
You see how good she looks?
A blush starts to form on his cheeks and his lips curve up into a smile.
Now imagine another guy enjoying her…
His grin immediately drops at the horrifying thought of someone else being with you
“Hmmph.” Kageyama pouts, hearing the rest of the audio.
His grip on your waist has gotten tighter.
“Get up.” He motions to his lap for you to sit on and you gladly hop on.
You can’t stop smiling at his cute little pout.
It was hard to resist a kiss as you leaned in to give him a peck.
You feel his hand move behind your head, bringing you closer and preventing you from pulling away
The kiss lingers a little longer than you intend it to.
“Tob—” He enters his tongue, shutting you up.
He kisses you as if reminding you how much he loves you.
His hands cradle your face as you tightly wrap your arms around his neck.
After a heated make-out session, Kageyama pulls away with a smirk on his face, feeling satisfied with the dazed look on your face
“Tobio…”
“Let’s go out for dinner tonight. On me. I’ll treat you.”
You giggle and it makes his cheeks flush even more.
At the end of the day, you are his and he is yours. he knows that. just likes to be reminded
Tsukishima
“What is it?” Tsukki asks when you approach him slowly on the bed.
He was busy reading a book. He leaves the book open faced down on top of his broad chest.
He leans against the palm of his hand, elbow bent and muscles bulging.
Of course, it’s a habit for you to lay next to him, placing your head on top of his tricep.
“Listen to this!” You pull up your phone to play the audio and Tsukki remains silent to listen.
Look at your girl. His eyebrow raises, looking sideways at you.
You see how good she looks? He nods, giving an impressed look.
Now imagine another guy enjoying her, you not meaning shit to her anymore…
His face contorts into disgust.
When the audio ends, he picks his book right back up and adjusts his glasses.
No more words exchanged. Nothing.
“Uh, Kei?” You scoff, rubbing your nose against his arm
he ignores you
“you’re annoying” before getting up to leave.
“Aht. aht. aht. Where do you think you’re going, baby?”
“Finding another guy cuz it seems like I don’t mean sh—.”
“Don’t finish that sentence. It’s far from the truth. You know it.” Tsukki practically throws his book to the side, not caring if he lost the page he was on.
“I do. But…”
“But what?” He moves closer to the edge of the bed where you stood, taking your hands in his and kissing them.
“Tell me,” he says against your skin.
“I— I—” Instead of saying anything, you press your lips against his.
You can feel his smirk against your lips.
“If.” Kiss. “You.” Kiss. “Wanted.” Kiss. “To kiss.” Kiss. “Just tell me, baby.”
His lips move towards your neck and you feel his arms pull you in close before falling against the bed.
“I want a kiss,” you say shyly.
He chuckles, nipping your ear.
“Okay, pretty.” Tsukki turns you both over, so that he’s on top.
Before giving you a kiss, he stares at you.
And your eyes tell him that you were longing for more than a kiss tonight.
He definitely feels the same way.
Atsumu
“hmm?” He asks mid-crunch on some chips he was stuffing into his mouth
you were simply watching some videos on your phone while cuddling atsumu when he overheard the quote
“You see how good she looks? Now imagine another guy enjoying her, you not meaning shit to her anymore. Exactly, get your act together.”
“who th’ fawk is talkin? what does he know about whats mine?” he says with his mouth full
You giggle
“Who’s that, baby?” He keeps asking
“just some internet guy, love”
Atsumu turns on his side to pull you in closer.
“get off it. n pay attention to me now”
You raise your brow. “I thought you’re watching sports…” you say as the tv continues to play a live soccer game
“It’s not even volleyball. It’s okay baby. C’mon..” He puckers his lips, making you squeal and push him away.
Your actions make him pout.
“Whats up? I dont mean shit to you anymore?” He mocks the person from the video.
You giggle. “You have garlic cheese breath.”
“I’ll brush my teeth if thats what it takes to get a damn kiss from ya” He excitedly hops up from the bed.
You slapping his butt as he gets up from the mattress makes him raise a finger at you (as if he isn’t used to it)
Hinata
“You see how good she looks? Now imagine another guy enjoying her, you not meaning shit to her anymore. Exactly, get your act together.”
“Man…” *Hinata says his voice cracking up. Your playful smile disappears.
“Wouldn’t that be a-awful…”
You look at him apologetically.
“Aw baby…that’ll never happen”
Hinata looks dead at you in the eye
“No. tell me. Am I a good boyfriend? Be honest. I can use any critique I can get!”
You sigh
“You’re the sweetest, most loving boyfriend ever. I don’t wanna trade you for anything or anyone, understand Sho?”
He bites his lip, suppressing himself from crying.
“I-I love you, y/n. I mean it.”
You wrap your arms around his neck tightly.
“Well I love ya forever, my sunshine boy”
He holds you close, breathing you in
There’s nothing that feels as good as hugging this man
“Fuck, let me kiss you” *He whispers lowly, already claiming your lips before you get a chance to comprehend his words
You lose your sense of thinking whenever he kisses you
When a small whimper leaves your lips, he chuckles
“Don’t need anyone to tell me how good my baby looks”
And you’re in for an intense love bombing for the next couple of weeks
#adding this to my roster of the tiktok pranks saga#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu hcs#kageyama fluff#kageyama x reader#tsukishima x reader#tsukki x reader#tsukishima fluff#hinata x reader#hinata shoyo fluff#atsumu fluff#atsumu x reader#miya atsumu x reader#miya atsumu fluff#hi im back from being ia#i am gonna finish my drafts (or try to lol)#and then finally do reqs that’s been in my inbox for years 😭 im so sorry
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max verstappen watching daniel ricciardo's new episode of no brakes on stream | inspired by x x x
#daniel ricciardo#dr#max verstappen#mv#maxiel#i am so sorry for this#this is so incredibly self indulgent please dont perceive this#but those max tiktoks have had me howling#and this has been rotting in my brain for a good 24 hrs and i just decided to make it#anyway please fic away in the tags because i've watched this 150 times and my mind is going wild with thoughts i cant articulate#only rule is no asterixs x x x x x x x x
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watched saltburn and really fucking liked it actually. day 5937 of realising people on tiktok are just cowards
#‘IT’S SO WEIRD’ do you think that was like. an accident. do you not think it’s supposed to be weird and unsettling and a little ridiculous#and the way it’s FILMED godddd the scenes were all so well shot#I’ll admit I spent the first hour not impressed at all bc I thought it was a really stale class take#like the moment I saw they were oxford students my face was just 😐😐😐#AND THEN I was kinda getting into it but thought they were gonna make the only working class kid the villain so I was still 😐😐😐#BUT THEN. BUT. THEN#I need to rewatch with full context so I can appreciate it properly#watching edits of it on tiktok like im gonna skip all the coquette vids romanticising the lifestyle but my GOD have some people popped off#w the creepy/obsessive audios. the people who get it truly get it#him in the maze with the antlers. real as fuck#just for people to be like ‘am i the only one who couldn’t finish it 😰’ SORRY YOU HATE FREAKISH MEDIA#saltburn
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Finally somebody made a fucking video about this
#*tiktok voice*#I’ve been trying to think of a post all day that wasn’t just this photo woth that caption so#sorry for the delay I suppose sometimes I am in my head#gaang#avatar the last airbender#avatar#atla#nalta
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darlin would show sam these types of tiktoks and go "that's you." or "is this how you guys did it back in your day" or sumthing
#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redactedverse#redacted audio#i can't not laugh when watching these types of tiktoks that's all i could think of#i am so sorry sam
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Girl, help, the book authors are trying too hard to be "hip" with the fleeting "teen lingo" and trends again, immediately dating their works before they're even released
#eye twitching seeing certain modern slang in for real published books unironically#tiktokian slang that is out of date within weeks#it's a pet peeve of mine but so is modern books mentioning tiktok or stuff at all esp. when not relevant in general#god it pulls you out of the illusion#turns it into this very set in stone time frame rather than letting it just be or resonate on its own which is fine sometimes if natural#you can't avoid some mentions of some things when setting it today but in these cases it's so forced#hello fellow kidz.jpeg vibe in book form#books#this isn't even specific to ya books i've seen it in adult books as well#booklr#petty as i am i once stopped reading a first chapter excerpt for mentioning spotify by name on page 1 i'm sorry#this other book though oh they've used online phrases and boomer insult 3 times and brought up tiktok twice it's on thin f-ing ice#ignore me i'm petty but don't ignore me because this is a legit problem in the media industry#don't even get me started on text speak in the dialogue or texting sections yeah#it's not quite as bad if it's some fake variation of an app or just generic about being online but mentioning by name oh i'm gonna explode#most times anyway#i have yet to see it handled well#this was about slang though so tangent but !! gaah
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mileskane In a shower in Paris x
📸 @ogden.ewan
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Literally me: (blushing, giggling, hiding my face in my hands, kicking my feet, running away)
28/02/2024 and he just decides to drop this:
Oh do I hate him 🫶🏽
Oh he KNOWS exactly what he’s doing
#he’s just given up all pretense now huh just outright posting thirst traps no fucks gives 😭🤣#Miles Kane#he’s officially gone off the rails#the caption like SIR?!!!#bless our lord and savior Ewan#oh I am so sorry but his hand position suggest certain uhm things …cuffs…#19/02/2024#lord have mercy#if whoever he tried to impress with these didn’t go down on their knees 🫢🫢#that idiot honest to god uploaded a complication of them shower pics 😳💅#brain.exe has stopped working#he just had to upload these to insta; twitter & tiktok 😇#love how we’re all losing our collective minds over them pics#and like the red tile ain’t helping as well as the caption like what did he expect us to think he’s in some basement dungeon cuz honestly 🤨#and then as direct contrast the turtle charm bracelet
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Hank Green on Dimension 20: Pelicans--
Entire rest of the cast: immediately erupting into nervous giggles
Hank Green:
#d20#dimension 20#hank green#mentopolis#he knows exactly what he's doing#and he's so pleased with himself#hey brennan if u hurt the fix i'm going to come to ur house#i'm not going to hurt u but i am going to dramatically sob at you until u feel sorry for me#d20 spoilers#specifically for the tags#gd. the oxygen deprivation/co2 buildup fact was chillingly timed#also the fucking flkdjshfkjlds taste receptors in the urethra fact like#sir i remember that from delete this u can't fool me that's from a conversation about tiktokers dipping their balls in soy sauce#back to brennan: please dont hurt the fix that's my emotional support hulking murderer w a heart of gold
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hellcheer + textposts (pt 8/?)
#hellcheer#eddissy#pt 8 back in business#sorry for being the laziest cow in the northern hemisphere I am constantly making these and never posting them my camera roll is a warzone#shoutout tumblr user pearlyjaw I SEE YOU I love u I cherish u#shoutout the insane influx of incredible new hellcheer fics on ao3 the past few days ??? something gorgeous in the waters over here lately#shoutout jason carver for being so fun to bully#shoutout joe quinns despicably gooey eyes#and shoutout chrissy cunningham for never doing anything wrong in your life ever I know this and I love you#eddie munson#chrissy cunningham#jason carver#gareth stranger things#god bless him and his tboy swag#hc tp#modern jason joins a tiktok hype house you know it#actually tries to join but they won’t let him in because his little transitions are shite and he’s only got 56 followers#several of which are eddies alts he keeps remaking to harass jason in comments of his slow mo thirst traps#💘#op
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Guys if I started komahina posting in 2024 will you guys hate me 🥺🥺🥺
#I am so sorry I am so inconsistent with my art#and how often I post#look guys I can explain#you’ve seen nezumiVA’s danganronpa retrospectives?#yeah#thinking bout them again ig#my art tag#wip#komahina#danganronpa#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#hajime hinata#(aka my highest kin of all time which is so fucking sad)#nagito komaeda#gay#will I finish this? Lord knows#but just god them innit#uh tv girl reference as well#don’t really listen to them but I like the trend on tiktok so like
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"Sirius, where is she?"
"There was—there was a landmine—" ~ @mayzarbewithyou
#this took way too long to finish#crimson rivers has my heart#dorlene <3#crimson rivers#crimson rivers art#zeppazariel#fic: crimson rivers#to the person on tiktok who commented this scene#i am sorry it took me so long
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Source (rrlebeaux on Tiktok)
#sleep token#vessel#erm im sorry but THE WAY HE SAID 'GOOD GIRL BAD' ACTUALLY DID THINGS TO ME#i am literally so far down on my knees i am lying on the floor#tiktok#not my video
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doodle I did awhile ago on my phone <3
u can find merch of them here! orders go out on the 25th
#dhmis#dont hug me im scared#fluffybird#dhmis red guy#dhmis duck guy#my art#doodle#2022#this was made in december oops#I am so bad at posting here I'm sorry yall#my ig and tiktok are much more active
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not tagging this because i have manners, but while there were absolutely a few people jumping on the wyllstarion train after patch 6 for the sake of "moral highground" like shipping is activism, pretending theres this shipping war going on thats so bloody you need to put that take in the tags is weak shit and you would not have survived any prior era of fandom culture. are the legions of aggressive wyll stans hellbent on ruining your fun in the room with us right now? the wyllstarion tag updates, like, 5x a day. you can literally just block all of us
#maybe im just on the chill side of the fandom (i love the block button) but ive literally never seen a wylls//tarion fan drink#haterade outside of the privacy of their own goddamn home#i bet it happens sometimes and i just dont see it but i can only CONFIRM it happens from the other direction#i am of course referring to a ship that starts with b and ends with eave#'why cant we just be peaceful with each other?' we.... are? outside of a handful of people on likely both sides?#obviously im drinking haterade rn (bitching about people bitching about 'ship wars') but its my post so its still my lane#sorry you saw a dumb tiktok but thats a different app and not my issue and also tiktok.#so.
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