This is my selfinsert for Happily Ever After (1989). I'm not sure if I should a princess or a hand maiden. I'll come back to this once I figure it out.

Name: (Redacted)

Nickname: Panther

Age: Early 50's

Sex: Male

Gender: Man

Species: Yautja (aka Predator)

Bio: Panther used to considered a highly respected hunter of his tribe, but he was ran off of the planet due to a failed coop. He's been on the run ever since. It wouldn't be long before Panther would find his way to Earth. He is laying low as to not draw attention to himself.

Bayverse S/I Timeline

I'm back into my Transformers phase, so I decided to draw out the different phases of my s/i.

Name: Alicen...just Alicen

Age: Adult

Sex: Female

Gender: Woman

Species: Silvery Marmoset

Bio: Alicen moved to Congo Bongo in search of an easy job. It was later revealed that she was Cranky Kong's new assistant and housekeeper. Surprisingly, the two got along rather well with each other.

Extra Info: Alicen can make a mean banana smoothie.

Name: Alicen Blaski

Age: Adult

Sex: Female

Gender: Woman

Species: Human

Bio: Even as a small child, Alicen had a love of animals. She would eventually attend college to be a veterinary technician. After she graduated, Alicen moved down south to take over an animal shelter. Soon, her cousin, Chip, introduced her to Spike and the Autobots.

Name: Alicen

Age: Adult

Sex: Female

Gender: Woman

Species: Cervifae

Bio: Alicen was a lowly citizen on the planet Mriga. However, as she reached adulthood, the lord of her town took a liking to her and made Alicen one of his personal dancers. Even though this improved her situtation, she is kept under constant supervision. She dreams of the day were she can travel and do as she pleases.

ideas for Crush Source self insert hehe....

hi can i have $25 for breakfast pls

I really, REALLY think Smiling Friends is funny, but sadly it's too violent for me. 😭😭😭

At least I can live bi-curiously through people who enjoy the show.

I'm not too familiar with Bill and Ted. But, I do want to know what job your s/i has!

I totally suggest watching the movies! They're very silly and some of my favs ✨️😌

For a job, I'm thinking Tammy works at a video rental store! [Hehe...] And she's usually at the front desk or stocking VHS's. I think that's how she would kinda know Bill and Ted outside of school cause they come to rent out music videos or movies! She's probably remembered what rock music videos they always get anytime they come in.

Also 100% she's doodling little hearts with B+T or T+T in her sketchbook with a pink glittery ink feather pen and gets a heart attack anytime she hears someone walk up to the register.

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Howdy Kilroy here's a quick sketch of the old men to make you feel better :] (it's not the best I know)

@tyrianludaship

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!!! Even if its a lil sketch I still love and cherish this, kleon/mike so silly and in love wheeee thank u thank u 🥹🩵🫶

hi hope !! i remember reading ur wonderful writing abt how asterius's feelings for dia developed, but what about theseus and dia ? how did they fall in love with each other, if i can ask ? (@dmclr)

Heehee thank you for the question ^.^ I have a fic in the works about this very thing but it'll definitely take me about a million billion years to finish 💔 I'll try to keep this brief though... knowing me it's gonna be so, so long.

— Some background... Theseus and Dia met when he was about 22 and she was about 20. Theseus at this time had already making a name for himself as a hero and adventurer, and was now trying to gain his father's recognition. His father Aegeus, who at the time was already an older man, did not recognize the sword and sandals he'd intentionally left behind for his son to one day claim. But Medea, Theseus' stepmother, did. If Theseus was recognized by his father, it'd mean her own son, Medus, no longer had claim to the throne!! So she sent Theseus on a test- he was to travel to northern Attica, and slay the Cretan Bull. This bull, created by Poseidon, was rampaging the fields of Marathon... and, coincidentally, this very bull happens to be Asterius' blood-father. That's a story for another time though!

— Dianthus at this time lived in Oenoe, which was very near Marathon. Outside of the bull issue, there was a terrible drought affecting Marathon and it's surrounding territories. Oenoe, however, remained fresh and green... this was a result of Dia's powers as a nymph. Some began to see Dia as a goddess due to this! ...However, the whole situation was very distressing for Dia herself. She hated being put on a pedestal, and she hated even more that she couldn't help the surrounding lands. She felt a lot of guilt and shame about i...

— Cue Theseus coming in 😱 he's there to deal with the bull problem! A beacon of hope! And not only that... he was a very interesting stranger. Theseus at the time was merely the prince of podunk nowhere (a mountain-side village called Troezen), but he was a prince all the same. There was a nobility to him, a strength Dia had never seen before... I wouldn't call it love at first sight per say, but it was certainly fascination at first sight. At first she merely peeked in at him (Theseus did Not enjoy this but she ran off whenever he noticed her 😭), but eventually they actually talked... and Dia realized she had an opportunity. She may not be able to end the drought, but(!) if she aided Theseus in slaying the Cretan Bull, she could at least do something for her community.

— The two of them initially began talking with this in mind... but of course... they began to get a bit distracted... Theseus found himself very interested in Dia. She was unlike anyone he'd met before, and he felt understood by her in a way he'd never felt with anyone else. And Dia loved how Theseus made her feel, how he would always praise her, and his genuine warmth. It was a youthful love between them, but it blossomed all the same... (Dia wasn't Theseus' first kiss, but Theseus was Dia's first kiss!). Eventually, he proposed to her 😱 after he was recognized as Athen's heir, he would return and make her his wife. Dia agreed.

— The day Theseus slew the bull came, and he succeeded with Dia's aid. He ended up riding on it's back all the way to the city of Athens before sacrificing it to the gods (Usually Apollo or Athena depending on the source you read, I haven't decided which I prefer)! And Dia would have waited for him...but a nobleman from the neighboring region of Boeotia expressed interested in Dia, and Theseus himself was sent to Crete's labyrinth soon after being recognized as the son of Aegeus. I haven't figured out what exactly happens with Dia after this point, but Theseus never sees her again while they both live.

— The two of them only meet again in the afterlife! You'd expect something momentous, but... the way it happened is a little silly. Theseus overhearing some of Elysium's other warriors talking about a half-nymph girl with a strangely masculine name who worked within Elysium's newly constructed library... and he was like HAHN!!!!!!! And rushed over almost right away 😭 even though it'd been many, MANY years... that initial connection between them never truly went away. Theseus re-proposed to Dia fairly early on as well 😭 impulsive, sure, but Dia just as impulsively accepted! Though Theseus had some things he wanted to do before holding any type of ceremony, and one of those things was finding Asterius again.

Evil funfact: Theseus abandoned Ariadne on Naxos for a variety of different complicated-yet-selfish reasons... one of the smaller reasons (but a reason nonetheless) is that he was still hung up on Dia.

It’s like something possessed me and I had to draw him immediately or I’d die

Made myself a shredsona 🤘I gave her a gengar guitar cuz he’s my fav pokemon :3

Do you think that Lute ever has to deal with drunk Adam rambling on about Delilah? Like I just imagine him sobbing like “Lute you don’t UNDERSTAND her hair is so soft and she’s has this fucking pretty nose LUUUTE!!” And Lute’s just standing there like “Sir, I think we should get you home now.”

Yes, yes she does