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#i always draw him so nice i cant get his face right sorry
businesstycoon27 · 4 months
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knight!jacobus imp. about to win every tournament and your heart
open below for references :>
most of the references are from early 16th century, holy roman empire (though this is a jackatlas yugioh 5ds fanart so don't expect too much accuracy haha). click on the coloured words to see the museum link! :) i wanted to include them because they deserve attention!!! shoutout to lorenz helmschmied 💕
jack on the left side (for foot combat during a tournament) > breastplate (this one is especially cute, i think its supposed to emulate fabric), arm pieces, and finally the one leg in hose/ one in armour inspired by >
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from "Livre des faits de Jacques de Lalaing" > click (there is no helmet because helmets are hard to draw :>)
The gold/silver tonlet from Freydal , though I have seen it in a few places.
jack on the right side (was supposed to be for jousting, turned out to be more of a festive/representative armour??) > the supersexy thigh high boots from here. I was debating giving him a codpiece but chickened out sorry... The coat over armour from few jousting forms, like for Bundrennen (mock joust of war with flying shields and without bevors). HERE (an example). The helmet is horrible let's not talk about it. ...
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imsosillygoofylol · 25 days
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pairing: matt sturniolo x poc!reader
synopsis: y/n helps a murder suspect not knowing what she got herself into.
warnings: death, mental illness, smoking, tattoos, i THINK that’s it.
envy yaps: lol i wrote something like this before a WHILE back but this one will be better trust 😋 anyways let’s pray and hope i actually finish this 🙏🏾
“and we’re done!” you say finally excited to almost be leaving. you just finished working on my last customer of the night. “you can walk up to the mirror to see for yourself.” you mumble while cleaning up.
“ ‘s beautiful thank you so much!” she smiles eagerly as she examines her freshly done butterfly tattoo on her rib.
“yeah you’re welcome, you already know the tattoo after care i don’t have to go over it do i?” you asked already knowing her answer. layla was a regular you’ve done like 4 of her tats already.
“nah i know how to take care of my shit thank you very much.” she declared while carefully rolling down her shirt.
you giggle and give her a smile while you finish cleaning up. “here ma, thank you so much again you always get me right.” she passes you a couple bills with a big smile on plastered on her face. “ahh i love them i’ve been thinking about getting butterflies for a while now you ate down” she screamed while looking at herself in the mirror again.
you take the money and put it in your backpack as you let out another giggle. “you’re welcome”. you love your job, aside from the good pay you literally just get to draw cute things on people and they’re happy.
“alright my uber outside bye y/n thanks again” she leaves, the room now silent once again.
you finished cleaning up and you get up to lock the door as you’re now closed before you continue to prep things for tomorrow.
you finally had time to check your phone and you see the time.
11:56 PM
you see all the missed texts and calls from your mom. she always wants you to call her at the end of the day knowing there’s not much to talk about anyway. your days usually blend into each other, all you do is go to school and work. not that you don’t have a life aside from those two things, it just takes up most of your time.
you break away from your phone as you hear a knock on the door. you make my way to the front. “we’re closed” you mumble. startling the boy a little. you examine the boy he was wearing a plain black shirt, white shorts, and birkenstock’s. you knew who he was.
nick sturniolo
not that you knew each other, you knew of him. you’ve seen him around campus and his family’s like stupid rich. he’s a triplet however only two of them actually attend college. you don’t know anything about the other one, you have seen him at a party once though that’s about it.
his blonde hair layes just right above his eyes. he looks like he’d been crying all night. that or he’s just really high. he looks sickly though really pale but somehow he still looked really pretty.
“can i help you?” you finally spoke out as you unlock and open the door. this is weird why is he here so late at night you think to yourself.
“are you still open?” he asks his voice so soft yet deep.
what a stupid question to ask, the door was locked and the open sign was off. we’re visibly closed!
“sorry we’re closed. you can schedule an appointment for tomorrow though.” you say trying to sound as nice as possible.
“please i’ll pay twice as much, i really need this please.” he begs.
you start to feel bad, really wanting to go home but cant bring myself to say no. he looks like he’s about to break down into tears you can’t just leave him like this.
“uh okay come in.” you say moving out the way to let him in and lead him to the room. “um what would you like to get done?” you asked dryly.
“have you seen the movie edward scissorhands before?” he asked bringing his phone up to your face to show you what he wants.
“yeah a couple times, where do you want it?” you ask while unpacking the supplies needed.
“right here on my calf.” he points to the side of his calf. he had another tattoo closer to his ankle of two pokémon characters.
you slowly start tracing the design. what’s so important about this tattoo anyway that he had to come at 12 am. you’ve watched the movie a couple times, yeah it’s good but is it worth a tattoo or coming this late for one. you mentally curse myself for not being able to say no.
“you from here?” he asked looking down at you.
“nah im from new york city, i just go to school here.” you say keeping your focus on the tattoo.
“hm how long? i’ve never seen you around here.” he stated.
“about two years now, i don’t really go out much or talk to many people from here.” you continue working. the room was silent for the rest of the night, only thing audible was the faint music playing on the tv.
“k im done!” you smile down at your work. “is it okay if i take a couple pictures?”
“yeah it’s fine looks amazing by the way. thank you so much.” he examines the scissor hands tattoo as you take a couple pictures from different angles. “how much do i owe you?”
“one fifty.” you state turning around to clean up. he turns in your direction passing four one hundred bills to you. “oh no i can’t take this, it’s only one fifty.”
“no honestly take it, i came when you were closing please ill feel even worse if you don’t!” you nod your head and put the money in your backpack. “i really can’t thank you enough it looks amazing, do you have a business card? i’d love to come back sometime i love your work.” he starts to ramble and you let out a laugh.
“yeah they’re here in the front, you can take one as you walk out. you’re welcome it’s really no biggie.” it was though you have a morning class tomorrow and it’s nearly 3 am. you try to stay positive and not let your attitude slip out.
“hey i didn’t get your name.” he mentions
“oh it’s y/n.”
“nick.”
“oh i know trust me.” you think to yourself while you smile at him.
you explain the tattoo after care even though nobody ever listens. he finally leaves which means you can finally leave. you love your work and all but it’s so draining. you close up the shop and finally get in my car, the drive to your apartment isn’t far only 8 minutes but tonight it feels like an eternity.
you like driving though it calms you down, helps you think. you make it to your parking spot and really process what the fuck just happened. not that it’s outta this world cause growing up in new york you’ve seen and experienced some crazy shit but that was weird. you had so many questions but you didn’t want to make him uncomfortable so you decided it was best to mind your business.
you finally make it to your apartment, happy to shower and get in bed but even happier to see your cat luna after a long ass day. you unlock your door set your things down on your counter.
“luna mama where are you?” you call out waiting for her to pop out from somewhere. “luna baby where are you?” she comes from underneath the couch, you bend down to pick her up and smother her with kisses. saying i miss you and i love you. you feel bad she hasn’t been getting the attention she deserves lately, you barely see her due to school and work. all of a sudden everyone wants a tattoo.
you finally shower enjoying the hot water run down your body calming you. not a single negative thought in your mind. you start to think if should you smoke after or fall asleep.
you get out the shower and check the time.
3:48 am
“fuck i gotta be up at 9.” you sigh, you need to stop taking appointments past 10 pm and leave it to the other artist. you’re always the last one to leave the shop.
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you groan hearing you alarm going off wising you could stay in bed forever. knowing it’s not possible and missing class is not an option especially not when your paper is due next week. you get up and get ready, putting water and food in lunas bowl before leaving and driving to campus.
you don’t live far from campus only a twelve minute drive. you hate being late though just the thought of everyone staring at you and observing your every move while trying to get situated makes you so uncomfortable. it feels like you’re interrupting an important conversation or meeting so you choose to be early or well on time.
you make it to class with five minutes to spare, sitting there just scrolling through your phone waiting for your professor to start the lesson. there was nothing special about todays lesson, taking notes and finishing up the paper.
ten minutes before class was over the professor started to talk about a situation that happened earlier this morning.
“as some of you may know there was a tragic incident that happened at around four thirty am this morning.” he paused for a second trying to gather all his thoughts, trying to use the right words before continuing. “the sturniolo family was brutally murdered, some knew nicolas sturniolo. he was a great student and a great friend to all. may he rest in peace.”
as he finished your face dropped, there was many whispers heard through out the class. this is all too confusing, you had just seen him.
your thoughts were cut off by the professor speaking again. “please appreciate all the people around you while they’re here, you never know what can happen. his brother is suffering from a great loss please respect his privacy.”
his brother? which brother?
people continued to whisper “i heard his brother went crazy and murdered them all.” said a random girl. “i heard it was nicks stalker, he was infatuated with him and when nick rejected him he couldn’t stand it.” another said. this is all so stupid. why do people jump to conclusions and spread rumors without knowing what really happened.
you started to feel overwhelmed you had to go home. before you left through the door, the professor said one last thing. “also the police will come by tomorrow and question some of you, please be sure to be early tomorrow morning. thank you all and please be safe”
with that you went home, you can’t come back to your afternoon classes it was all too much. did he know something was gonna happen? is that why he looked sad? you assumed it might of been a boy or something. not something this big.
you arrive at your house, trying to gather all your thoughts. not that you’re sad, you didn’t even know the boy but you can’t help but feel sorry for him, his family.
you tried to sleep, sleeping was like your therapy. or well not therapy just a way of not dealing with your emotions for the time being. sleeping was hard though, every time you closed your eyes you would see him.
you decide the beach was a good option. sometimes when you felt lonely or depressed you would go to the beach, smoke, and draw. it was calming, made you feel like you were the only person left in the world. usually you enjoyed your own company, you found peace in being alone. one of your traits your mom despised. she wanted you to go out more, explore, experience, have fun. not be locked away in the house when you’re not in school or at work.
you lie and tell her you do other things but she doesn’t believe you. she says she knows you more than you know yourself but she doesn’t understand you.
Y/N
hey mom i’m going to the beach i’ll call you when i get home.
sorry i haven’t called or texted much i’ve been super busy.
love you :)
you spent your afternoon at the beach, watching the sunset, hitting your blunt every now and then, sketching random flowers on your book. you could go on and on about flowers if you could, even nature.
you finally check the time when it’s fully dark deciding its a bit dangerous to be out so late considering what just happened around the area.
8:27 pm
you decide to pick up some pizza and call it a day. trying to mentally prepare yourself for tomorrow. you really want to call of work tomorrow feeling like there too much going on around you. it was overwhelming, you think you’re overreacting none of this really affects you in anyway so why do you have this suffocating feeling? you feel like you’re literally drowning.
“luna you have it so easy mama, i’d love to be a house cat not a single worry in the world.” you sigh while rubbing her tummy as she purs.
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envy yaps: ermmm i can’t tell if this is good or not lol. guys trust the process frrr i swear it’ll get juicyyyy in the next part😈😈😋😋. anyways comment to be on taglist or wtv 😅😋😈😍🙏🏾
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factual-fantasy · 6 months
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27 ASK :)))))🍤🍤🍤
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I do not.. but man I really need to give them names. I intend to name my FNAF au before drawing Moon Malfunction 2.0. And my Deltarune AU... ehhh.. idk, I'll just see if anything comes to me <XD (I'm open to suggestions! :0 )
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@eggswastaken
Thank you! But sorry, no fanart rule. I wouldn't like for anyone to draw my AUs Asgore.. Thank you for asking first though <:) A lot of people would have just drawn it and not have cared to ask.
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:DD Thank you so much!! :}}}
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@luna-purple454
AAA THANK YOU FELLOW ASGORE ENJOYER! XDD
As for his backstory I don't really have any new ideas.. but as for the future?
I have ideas of Asgore seeing other versions of people he used to know. And it really hurts him. Like maybe they pass by and AU where he sees a Toriel. And his heart just aches. Or he sees a Gerson or Gaster, and he just longs for those people. He misses them and it kills him that he cant ever go back home.
Imagine if he met a Toriel that hated Asgore, post murdering kids. And she understands that he's a different Asgore but she cant help but be cold towards him. That might hurt worse than just missing his family. Someone with his wife's face being indirectly disappointed in him. Ashamed of him, angry at him. He never did those things that her Asgore did. But she still glares at him out of habit. And that kills him more than anything. And don't even get me started when he hears about the horrible fates this AUs Asriel and Chara suffered.
I can imagine that like Grillby, his body becomes more unstable the more emotional he is. Maybe they walk through an AU where Asgore meets that Toriel. And by the time they're ready to leave Asgore is wrecked. Seeing all these people broke his spirit. His body has significantly dissolved and he can no longer walk. All he does is hang his head low and weep. Saying he cant move.. and he wants to go home..
Jevil might be able to take the whole group to another AU, despite Asgore's state. But likely they'd just camp out for an extra day or so until Asgore can pull himself back together..
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Aw, I'm sorry you're sick, that's no fun. <:( But I'm glad my artwork is helping you feel a bit better :}}}
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@cudlycorncornsworthcoberson
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Positively giddy my dear fellow
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@elegysonnet
I haven't seen it yet, but it looks good and I plan to watch it! :0
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@pinkbomb08
:D Thank you! Even if you have nothing to ask, I don't mind a nice message! :}}
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@veeneeyyyy
Thank you! And hey man. Being down on yourself about your artwork is just gonna make you feel worse and slowly chip away at your confidence. Trust me, I've been there.
Try your best to always say something positive about the art that you make. No matter how much you think/believe that its bad. And never follow it up with anything bad either, "the face came out nice... but this hand looks terrible-" No. None of that. Actively force yourself to never say anything negative about your art out loud and always search for things that you like in the piece. If you seriously cant find a single thing to be positive about, then say "well I did my best. And I improved a little at art because I drew this."
Trust me man. From personal experience it will do wonders for your self confidence. Eventually that confidence will become second nature. Fake it till you make it.💪
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@nutty-candy-lover
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WAAA THANK YOUUUUU HHHGHFIIUSDAFI💖💖💖😭😭
REALLY THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I take so much pride in my expressions and angst! I've never really been the best at expressing my stories through dialogue. So I express it through body language instead!
A big chunk of the drawing time is the sketching and the line art. Trying my best to get specific expressions and poses. Like in this post! Most of the line art time was spent making sure that Grillby and Asgore eyes were juuuust right. And that Asgore's hug didn't look too tight or like Grillby couldn't pull away if he needed to. More like he was holding/supporting Grillby with 1 arm, and resting his hand on his back with the other.
I always have this thought process while drawing of "his pose looks a bit stiff, his shoulders aren't drooped down enough. He's grieving, so he needs to look heavier. His eyebrows should be furrowed a bit tighter. No now he looks angry, less furrow, more tears. His tears look too fresh. He needs to look like he's cried a lot recently. Okay thinner tears and marks around the eyes-" things like that.
I enjoy drawing these physical expressions so much and I really try to make them look good. So to hear that you see that effort I put in and you really like it?? wwAAA AWOOOOGOROOG😭😭💖🍤💓💖💘THANK YOU WAAAAAA
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@cupcake-kingdom
Sort of..? I think they would have a decent relationship. I imagined him being a cold father but sometimes shows that he cares in his own special way.
Like for example. A comic that I never got around to drawing started with Bowser having a nightmare about Mario. When he wakes up, he proceeds to roam from room to room around his castle. Checking on all of his kids 1 by 1. He could stop by and maybe close their open windows, tuck them back in if their blankets were kicked off. A stuffed animal fell off the bed so he puts it back.
I think I planned for him to make it to JRs room. And instead of just checking and leaving, he goes and scoops JR up and take him back to his room. He also checks on Kamek and the Commander. before going back to bed with JR.
That might be a good way to explain it. He like- he loves his kids, he does. But he's just super weird about showing it and can only be truly tender towards them when something like that nightmare happens.
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I don't believe so no. :/
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I'm not sure, I haven't seen the Amazing Digital Circus yet <XD
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@growing-past-me
Woah woah woah- slow down for a sec, Jevil and Seam are strictly friends through and through.😅 I personally don't support/enjoy ships of any kind. Its just really not my taste. :/
But yes! Which ever story I end up going with, Jevil and Seam escape their AU together and rekindle their friendship. :}
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Yes! It is! :DD
Its also a double whammy though because its also meant to parallel Foxy having his mouth tied shut and his hook being removed. 👀👀
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I haven't really thought about it too much..
Perhaps they'd feel betrayed? Because Freddy, Foxy and Bonnie all lied to them to keep Gregory a secret? Maybe there would be fighting because Chica and the others think they should call security but Freddy insists that they dont?
Maybe they would think that Freddy is malfunctioning because of how hard he pushing against their protocol? Maybe they'd call security on Freddy because of how he's acting..? Who knows <XD
As for how they acted the night Gregory was there.. man.. they wouldn't know what to say. Some might not even believe it happened, some would be ashamed.. it would be a hard pill to swallow for sure :(
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@random-entity-363
XDD he really does use the power of tape to fix things doesn't he? I think he was also just a bit lucky that a lot of the damage on Bonnies body could just be poorly taped back into place.
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I supposes that Staff bots could be used to aid Foxy is certain shows of his. But ultimately he is meant to be a 1 man band while preforming in Pirates cove <:/
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"Bonnie you have no business being this larg" XDD
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I've seen that all over Tumblr in the past few days. I really gotta get around to watching it <XD
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@beryl-shade
I suppose its always possible. Although with how I've structured my Vanessa and the "bug", I don't think anyone/anything would make Bonnie do that..
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XDD Yeah I can see them freaking out. As would anyone!
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Well Bonnie didn't become this way over night. It was a slow process over the span of ten years. Years of constantly being overwhelmed with his performances, interacting with large crowds that he's not designed to process, his friends not giving him space when he really needed it.. He just slowly crumbled more and more until now he's just this cold, angry and rude individual.
However,, when it comes to Vanessa he's not that bad.
Bonnie is designed for interacting with groups of no more then 10 people at a time. He's even better at 1-1 interactions. And that's what Vanessa is. Just 1 person to process. Just 1 child.
And unlike most other kids that Bonnie deals with, she is very shy and quiet. She almost talks less then Bonnie does. That could be why Bonnie was Vanessa's favorite character. She preferred characters who weren't as loud as Monty or as active as Foxy. A slow moving, mellow animatronic is what she was drawn to.
I've imagined them interacting. Bonnie would ask her a question and she would just nod. If she were scared/sad she might not rush to Bonnie for a hug. Rather just sheepishly sit next to him and hold his hand.
What I'm trying to say is, she matches Bonnie's energy pretty well. Bonnie is not scary to her and Vanessa isn't overwhelming for Bonnie. I imagined them camping out in Bonnies room. The darkness makes Vanessa feel hidden, so she actually prefers it. She's shy so she doesn't really say much to Bonnie.. But she feels safe with him.
Maybe she squeaks out a little; "..thank you for helping me.." Bonnie could then turn his head a little and nod. Vanessa could smile and then curl up next to Bonnie. Eventually falling asleep.
They could work, and maybe their bond isn't the same as Freddy and Gregory's, but that doesn't mean it's lesser. Or that they're not as close. I think they're just right for each other. An overwhelmed animatronic mixed with a really quiet kid is a good mix I'd say :0
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(Post in question)
I don't have an answer for either <XD
He was just reading "a book" and Kwazii was about to do "a dumb thing"-
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@ocinstituterep
I haven't really given their exact ages much thought. Though I kind'a have an age range..? I feel like Barnacles is 40-50 years old. Maybe closer to 40.? Inkling is like in his 60-70s.
Dashi, Shellington, Kwazii, Tweak and Peso are all just bunched together between 20 and 40 years old. But Peso could be the youngest of the 5 and Kwazii the oldest maybe..?
The Vegimals are all under 10 I think.
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I have not drawn that before no :/
Also that fact list was fun! XDD
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We’re going to talk about the 1889 meeting. Why? because I’m back on my bullshit after drawing this, and am not done dissecting the episode quite yet.
I want to begin where it all starts going wrong, which in my opinion, is when Dream tells Hob Lushing Lou’s real name. By doing this, Dream inadvertently reveals more of his inhuman nature (knowing the real name and backstory of a person he’s never met). Hob looks at him and says “How do you know all that?”, and Dream deflects by looking down at Hob’s cup and responding with “Your cup is empty, you need more wine.”
Hob doesn’t take the bait. Instead he continues, “You knew Lady Johanna, you know Lushing Lou, you know everyone, don’t you?”. He pushes Dream, because Hob only has scraps of information after centuries of meeting with the man and he wants to know more. Every time they meet he shares his whole being with His Stranger, shares entire lives he’s lived and names hes taken. He’s seen Hob at his best and his worst, and what does Hob know in turn? that he’s immortal like him? that he has some weird sand that subdues people? and now, apparently, that he knows everyone and the life they’ve lived? Still, Dream deflects; “Saw her again, you know.”
And Hob gives in.
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I love how he just looks at Dream for a second, then smiles almost bitterly at the table and puts his cigar down before looking back up and indulging Dream. He see’s that this line of conversation will get him no where, that His Stranger is avoiding this subject and will continue to do so whether Hob joins him in that or not. So Hob looks down at the table in acceptance, as if he didn’t expect to get anywhere with his statements but was disappointed nonetheless, and looks back up with a small smile to indulge Dreams avoidance.
But Hob doesn’t let go of it.
When Dream tells him that Lady Johanna undertook a task for him and succeeded, Hob again highlights the fact that he knows practically nothing about His Stranger- albeit in a more straightforward way.
“That might be the only thing I’ve learnt after 500 years.”
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To me it feels like Hob doesn’t care about the information itself- Lady Johanna doing anything some 100, 50, 20 years ago means nothing to Hob right now. Its who the information is coming from, what it represents. Dream might have avoided divulging why he knew so many people’s names and stories, and Hob might have temporarily allowed him to, but he had never truly dropped the subject. And the way he looks- Hob naturally smiles a lot, and even now he can’t stop the way his lips quirk despite it being at his own self-deprecation. You can see it written all over his face here and in the above sequence when he puts his cigar down; the humourless way he smiles at his own misfortune.
But Hob is nothing if not persevering, so he brightens up the mood, talks about how people are almost always better than you think they are.
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(i just thought this was a nice pic, sorry)
We could also read him opening up to Dream (talking about his mistakes, learning from them even though it feels like it doesn’t stop him from making them- perhaps a little foreshadowing for whats about to come next) as a way of trying to get Dream himself to open up. He is honest with Dream, as he always has been, in the hopes that tonight is the night His Stranger becomes a little more honest with him (though with our current track record of the night, this doesn’t seem likely, but as Hob says...he cant seem to stop making mistakes, and i wonder if this is something he thinks often of himself when Dream fails to meet him in 1989).
Dream looks at him like this:
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And maybe its that not-quite smile he gives Hob after his honesty, that emboldens him to say “I think it’s you that’s changed,”. And this, my friends, is where shit well and truly hits the fan. Because suddenly that small smile is gone, though not in anger yet, and Dream asks “How so?”
We all know what happens next. Hob, correctly, supplies the idea that the reason Dream continues to meet him every century, despite them both knowing at this point that Hob will never give up on life, is because His Stranger seeks friendship. Hob understands, of course he does; Dream is the only living constant Hob has, he’s already referred to Dream as his friend because to Hob, that’s what he is- regardless of how much he does or doesn’t know about the man. This is of course when the iconic “YyOUU dAAREREeee,,.,..1..1.1....,,,,.” scene happens, and Hob briefly tries to backtrack. He averts his eyes immediately and looks at the table (a recurring staple in avoidance tonight), gesturing with his hand as he says “No, look, I’m not saying-”, as if trying to explain it any better would make Dream accept it. I like that he seems to backtrack just a little bit, only to double down on it a few moments later. He put himself out there a bit by boldly stating that Dream sought companionship with him, that His Stranger was lonely, and it was evidently ill-received so he backpedals to reduce the damage of his words.
Yet when Dream says “You dare suggest one such as i might need your companionship?”, Hob simply looks at him and says yes. Yes, because he does, and this night has been a sequence of Hob pushing and relenting on what he actually wants to talk about so of course this is the moment he pushes.
And when Dream stands up? When Hob stands? When Hob moves forward?
I don’t know why he moved forward, why he took that step closer to Dream- what was he planning on doing? reaching out and touching him? simply standing closer as if it might keep His Stranger with him for just a few minutes? give him just enough time to talk some sense into the man? I don’t know, but i love it nonetheless.
And when Dream leaves, when Hob chases him. When he doesn’t tell His Stranger that he didn’t need him anyway, doesn’t say good luck finding someone else who understands- but instead says that he’ll wait. That he’ll still be there, 100 years later, because they’re friends and because Hob has faith in him, in them. That if Dream shows up, it’ll be because they are friends.
When he stands there, and quietly but with feeling says “...Fuck.”
Yeah. Good episode.
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GOOOOOD AFTERNOON ITS A FRESH NEW DAY OF A FRESH NEW WEEK, IT SNOWED AND I AM ABOUT TO WATCH THE 8TH EPISODE OF MONKIE KID SEASON 4
BUCKLE UP EVERYBODY HERE WE GO I FEEL LIKE THIS ONE IS GONNA BE WILDIN
I mean after the last ones it would make sense we hitting the TENSION
(hi future knox note real quick this one is a wild ride i had several moments and its p long so heads up HGL;ASDKFJDS)
M A N
this show is wild oKAY MOVING ON LETS GO
EPS CALLED THE BROHTERHOOD I ASSUME WE’RE GONNA GET SOME MORE BACKSTORY LORE HIT ME WITH IT LETS GO I’M READY
ANOTHER DRAMATIC DUUNNNN  STARTBGSFM
MK ASKING RIGHT OFF THE BAT DARN RIGHT WHERE IS THE MONKEY GIVE HIM BACK
Sandy always advocating for explanations and communication ;-; you go Sandy
BRUH REALLY SAW HIM PLOTTING TO TAKE DOWN MONKEY KING HUH WAHT ACTUALLY HAPPENED I’M CURIOUS THEY DON’T USUALLY SAY STUFF OUTRIGHT WHATS THE TWIST
I’M SORRY???
THE WAY HE INHALES?????
EXCUSE ME???
WHATS WITH THAT FACE MR. SELF-RIGHTEOUS LOSER
I’m sorry I’m very hyped rn and holding Mk’s horrified face gently HGLS;ADKFJAW;OEFIJAF
BRUH WHATS WITH THAT FACE WHAT IS THIS
“SEE!!! HE’S BASICALLY ADMITTING IT!!” HELPGMLSKFMAEF
HE DOES LOOK SUPER FREKAING GUILTY
HUH REGRET HUH THAT’S A NEW LOOK
AW MEI YOU WERE? THAT’S HGSLKDFJDS PLS THAT’S ACTUALLY SO GREAT
“I knew you wouldn’t understand” * dramatic look to the side and closing eyes regretfully* SHUT UR DRAMATIC HECKING FACE OLD MAN WHO’S PROBBALY NOT THAT OLD BUT ALSO IS ANCIENT SQUARE UP
WDYM ITS EASIER TO ASK FOR FORGIVENESS NOT PERMISSION YOU HAVE THEIR FRIEND TRAPPED IN A SCROLL BOI THAT LINE APPLIES TO BORROWING A CAR NOT LOCKING AWAY A FRIEND FOR ALL ENTERNITY I KNEW HE WAS AT LEAST SLIGHTLY ANTAGONISTIC HECK PROBBALY THINKS HE’S DOING THE RIGHT THING TOO LOSER RELEASE THE MONKEY SCREAAAAAMS
MEI HAVING NONE OF THAT FR HGSDLKFJ “oooOooOo OOOKAAAY sUrE” HGSDJLFAL;WEF
HEY BRUH’S FAST
BET MONKEY KIGNS FASTER
nah actually that looks like a p similar speed-
wait what am i saying, the train scene, monkey king is still way faster—or well ig he could be the same speed just doesn’t need to use his full speed rnHECK DOESN’T MATTER GET THAT INKY NONSENSE AWAY FROM MY DRAGON HORSE GIRL GUY
We’re gonna have some great amv bits and transitions i’ma be able to use ngl I’m excitedGL;AKMFE
aRM
WHO’S ARM IS THAT
I’M GONNA GEUSS PENG RIGHT? THE BIRD GUY? YEAH THAT’S MY GUESS
I WONDER IF THAT’S ACTUALLY HIM WAIT HECK
IS IT INKY??? WOULD HE END UP ACTUALLY BEING IN THERE? HECK I DON’T KNOW S C R E A M S
OH THE SCREECHY EHCOY THING? YEAH PENG RIGHT? RIGHT???
SCREAMS
WDYM GREETINGS BACK OFF
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE CLOWN
Oh u pretty dramatic my boi look at you go
OH AZURE’S FACE??
HECK I’M SO
FASCINATED BY THIS GUY
LIKE HECKING MACAQUE ALL OVER AGAIN
THE PANIC AND JUST LOOKS LIKE HE CANT CONTROL ANYTHING CERTAINLY IS A LOOK ON THIS GUY DANG IT HE TRAPPED MY FAVOURITE MONKEY OF ALL TIME AND I STILL LIKE HIM DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT NICE TEETH DUDE I AM A HUGE FAN OF UNDERBITES IN CHARACTER DESIGN I DRAW PIGYS WITH EM FOR A REASON HECK THESE EPXRESSIONS HE’S MAKING LOW-KEY REMIND ME OF MONKEY KINGS EXPRESSIONS THIS IS FINE DO YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOTU THESE KIDS DUDE??? THESE PEOPLE?? DO YOU?? WEIRDO??? WHAT CHAOS ARE YOU CAUSING THAT YOU THINK IS MONKEY KINGS FAULT? OR ARE BLAMING MONKEY KING FOR OR SOMETHING HEKC I DON’T KNOW I NEED TO STOP THINKING AND JUST PRESS PLAY HECK HECK
SANDY NO LONGER WANT AN EXPLANATION HUH GHSDLKFJSDF
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT WAIT SANDY FIGHTING???
HECK PUSHED TANG OUT OF THE WAY HECK
OH THE BIG BOYS OUT
HECK SO THESE ARE THE REAL DEALS THEN???
THEY WERE TRAPPED IN TEH SCROLL??
DID MONKEY KIGN DO THAT??
WAS HE TRYING OT GET THEM OUT??
HECK BRO I’VE GOT SO MANY QUESTIONS NOW HECK
AM I GONNA GET REAL ANSWERS OR ANSWERS WITH THE NARRATORS BIASES WHICH ISN’T ACTUALLY THE TRUTH AGAIN BECAUSE I’MA LOSE IT GD;AFMASDF
SAAANNDYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HECK
HECK
MK JUST
BEGGING
FREAKING HECK NOT THIS AGAIN
OHHH MAN THE FLICKERING
SHOW ME THE STUPID LIONS FACE AGAIN I WANNA SEEEE
OH WOW PENGS A GLOATER I SEE HOW IT IS
WE BEEN KNEW IG I SAW THIS COMING WHY AM I REACTINGNDFLKSMDF
BOI HECK PENG READY FOR MURDER
OH YEAH??
OH YEAH???
STOP HUH?
WHATCHA DOING THERE LOSER
ARE THEY GONNA LISTEN TO YOU?
YOU LOOK SO STUPID RN I’M SORRY I’M FINE I’M JUST HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO KEEP CONTROL OF A SITUATOIN THAT’S RAPIDLY SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL DUE TO HIS OWN BAD DICISIONS HELLO WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THAT BEFORE, BROTHER LIKE BROTHER IG
HOLY CRAP DUDE THE
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH AHAHAHA ANYWAY HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
THATS
HECK DUDE
MK JUST
HECK CAN HE GET FIVE MINUTES
WITHOUT SOMEBODY BETRAYING HIM
OR USING HIM
OR HURTING HIS FRIENDS
LIKE
FIVE MINUTES???
PLS??
JERKFACE
DUDE LOOKS
SO HAPPY TO ACTUALLY SEE THEM
THEY LOOK PRETTY HAPPY TO SEE HIM
WOW HE FR
TRAPPED MONKEY KING IN THERE
AND IS REUNITING WITH THESE GUYS HECK I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT ANY OF THIS HECK
SIR YOU JUST BETRAYED THIS KID THAT TRUSTED YOU BUT HEY YOU GOT YOUR BROS BACK SO ITS FINE RIHGT? FREE TRUAMA FOR MK ITS FINE JUST GET IN LINE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES IT
guys i’m only two minutes in this is ridiculousHGSDKFJAOEWF
UM
NO
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HIS NAME LIKE THAT
OR SMILE AT HIM LIKE THAT
SHOVE YOUR FACE IN DIRT
UM NO
NO OUT OF HAND
GIVE HIM BACK HIS MENTOR
oh pengs spear is kinda neat its bird shaped but also talon shaped but also spear shaped, very nice
LITERALLY HOW CAN YOU STAND THERE “haha, woopsie, silly me, sorry about that” WHILE HIS FRIENDS ARE ALL HURTING ON THE FLOOR MY GODS
WE DON’T WANT AN INTRODCUTION WE WANT AN EXPLANATION OLD MAN
SHUT UR GOSH DANG TOOFY MOUTH UNLESS YOU’RE GONNA EXPLAIN
WHY ARE THEY CHILLING NOW
AND JUST OHH HEY BROOO
MK
NICE TO MEETCHA
WHAT IS THIS
HE’S SUCH A LOSER
WISE?
HE MUST NOT BE VERY WISE IF HE’S HANGING OUT WITH YOU
i’m only half joking I wanna see this fluffy fool obliterated hjGL;KSJF;AWE
Can I just say how hilariously like monkey king this guy seems to be
Mk just sweating like no but why why do this if like YEAH SERIOUSLY WHY
AND MEI JUST AIN’T NO DISCUSSION ABOUT IT HE’S A VILLIAN AND HE SUCKS
you know I actually want to take a second to appreciate Mei
she’s great
okay appreciation over
*DECKS AZURE WITH A CHAIR*
LITERALLY
THE “okay okay” IS JUST
MONKEY KING
BUT HEY IG HE’S OFFERING AN EXPLANATION
BUT LITERALLY ONLY WHEN HE ABOSLUTELY HAD TO LIKE
BRUH
LITERALLY ITS MONKEY KING BUT I WANT TO HIT HIM WITH A BOAT
JUST STRAIGHT UP SNATCHES MK
I DON’T LIKE THIS GUY
I DON’T LIKE HOW CLOSE HE’S STANDING TO MK
OR THE FACT HE ONLY EVER SEEMS TO BE TALKING DIRECTLY TO HIM AND NOBODY ELSE IN THE CREW
LIKE HE’S THE ONE PERSON HE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO AND GET FORGIVENESS FROM OR SOMETHIGN WHAT THE HECK I SALL THIS
OH YOUNGER AZURE
OH I WAS A STRAPPING LAD BACK THENGNSDFKMSDF
LOSER
or so ii thought
ooookaaayyyyyyyyyyy……..
interesting apprrooaaachhhhhhhhhhh
just be carrreeffullllll
I’m looking at you monkie kid crew villainizing the Jade emperor is a bit of a slippery slope there since he’s still kinda an important cultural figure bros
also interesting approach making Azure and ex-celestial dude
I’m sorry the ponytail is throwing me pls it looks so strangenGL;KAMWEOF
THATS
HELP THAT’S SO GOOFY
HECK WAIT
HHHHHH AAAAA
GGGGRRRRRRRR
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kay look
l o o k
love the words this guy is saying
love em
I would ADORE
like words cannot describe how much I would adore the plot line of celestial warrior notices the guys he’s working for aren’t great and sees this monkey who fr just cares about everyone under his rule so he goes and devotes himself to that person instead and wants to see him rise to great heights to help more people and become an even greater ruler because he can see how much potential he has and no matter how many people say OH BIG CELESTIAL WARRIOR SHOULD RULE he knows he doesn’t have the same heart and just genuine care that this other person does so he always deflects to make sure he’s getting the best of it and being in charge where he can do the most good KAY I WOULD ADORE THAT BUT I KONW THAT’S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS AND HE CLEARLY ASSUMED SOMETHING OR SOMEBODY TURNED ON SOMETHING BUT HECK H E C K PLS
HECK I KNEW HERE THERE WAS A WARRIOER WITH MY IDEALS UHUH YEAH THEN HE GETS TRUAMA BUT ITS FINE
ALSO
NGL
I REALLY LOVE
HOW THEY MAKE
EVEYRONE LOOK AT WUKONG PLS HGLSDKFOWE
just absolutely smitten  platonically romantically whatever I just think its great how there’s just people like Macaque and Azure who just look at Wukong and just go “yup i’m gonna dedicate my life to this guy he’s so freaking cool, bro moment-“ AND THEN IG THEY PUT HIM TOO HIGH ON A PEDESTAL AND WHEN HE INEVITABLY WOBBLES THEY JUMP SHIP AND NOBODY CATCHES HIM WHEN HE FALLS I’M ASSUMING A LOT I’M JUST HECK HECK HECK THIS IS THE EXACT KINDA NONSENSE I WANT THIS IS RIDICULOUSGN;SDLKFMWEO F
Mk fr looks much calmer standing there next to Azure and i still got alarm bells going off, he’s way too used to standing next to people who want to hurt him his friends and monkey king hGLKJS;DF
“we we’re gonna change everything, it was glorious”
y
you mean you were gonna
try and fight heaven
and
overthrow the emperor
and inevitably get put back in your place
only monkey king takes the brunt of that-
SORRY STILL MAKING ASSUMPTIONS BASED ON MY JTTW KNOWLEDGE I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE DIFFERENTNG;LSDKMFE
HANG ON
GO B
GO BACK
HANG ON
I NEED TO GO LOOK AT THESE IMAGES REAL QUICK BECAUSE OH MY GOOODNESS PLS
PRINCESS IRON FAN WAS A CELESITAL????
I DON’T REMEMBER THIS IN JTTW AM I LOSING MY TOUCH??
ALSO WAIT THAT’S SO GREAT FOR HER AND DBK’S RELATIONSHIP PLS
THAT’S SO GREAT HELPGMLSDKFAMWE
NEZHA, ERLANG SHANG IT LOOKS LIKE AND IRON FAN WHY IS THAT GETTING TO ME PLS HGSLDFJWE
OFC
OFC DBK FELL FOR PRINCESS IRON FAN MID BATTLE
I LOVE THAT
Gives new meaning to when he’s yelling about how his wife beat up anybody in the revenge of the spider queen season 2 special UJGL;SAJFA;EFMASDF HE’S FOUGHT HER HE KNOWS  I LOVE THATHGSDFKMLSDF
Y’know
Y’know Azure
Y’know its funny how
You seem to be the driving force behind a lot of what Monkey King ends up doing in this
You call yourself a follower but you and the group are the ones pushing for this stuff
Also wow this dude really
had an image of what he wanted
very interesting
WUKONG AND MACAQUE VIBIN FIGHTING YEAH GOOD FOR YOU TWO MACAQUE LOOKS LIKE HE’S HAVING FUN HGSDKFLAEFW
HEY AS LONG AS HE’S WITH HIS BFF RIGHT
:’D
.
.
.
……….
………………
h
hang on
gimme a second
,
w h a t
hold up hang on gimme a second
what
okay so i see
they didn’t want to
bring Buddha into it so they’re making monkey king… f…ail??? against… the Jade Emperor… who he didn’t… fight?? In jttw if I’m recalling correctly…
okay interesting interesting not sure how i feel about that interesting  did he even actually pick a fight buddha in this or is that just a throwaway reference line from the first season?
heck hang on not sure how i’m feeling about this i need another sec
I AM LITERALLY ONLY FOUR MINUTES IN COME ON
kay so
“Monkey king failed” uhuh, that’s cute, why’d you hype up a little monkey guy to lead a battle and go fight your boss huh?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NNNNNNNNOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS APPROACH IF THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
Cause like, Monkey King’s whole thing is that nobody could really touch him, he doesn’t really fail and that’s what makes him such a huge problem for heaven in jttw, he just keeps getting bigger and more annoying until Buddha has to step in and slap five stacked mountain on top of him
.
hmmmmm, the further we get into this actually the more suspicious i’m getting of the approach they’re taking on monkey kings character
I’m all for reimagining and new gen monkey Mk now i’m on board with that cause they did it really neat and i love how it feels but like…. Sun Wukong means a lot to me as a character and a lot to a lot of people as more than that, and I thought they were doing pretty good with it but i’m kindaaaa hmmmmmmmmm
HMMMM
I dunno man ig I gotta hold my final thoughts on that till I at least finish the ep here but hGJSDFKLSADF
WE’LL SEE HOW I FEEL  
pressing play
WHEEZINGSDLKF
I LOVE HOW THIS
TINY GROUP OF FOUR + MONKEY KING THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN HEAVEN
pointing and laughing at Azure
WOW ITS INTERESTING HOW IF THEY MAKE MONKEY KING NOT ACTUALLY AS STRONG IN THIS IT MEANS EVERYONE IS LITERALLY CONSTANTLY PUTTING HIM ON A PEDESTAL AT ALL TIMES EXPECTING MORE FROM HIM THAN WHAT HE CAN GIVE AND PUNSHING HIM WHEN HE DOESN’T MEET THEIR EXPECTATIONS WOWWWW INTERESTING
s
swk now
yeilded to the
okay so no Buddha then
hMMMMMMMMMMMM
H M
I DUNNO GUYS
NOT SURE HOW I’M FEELING ABOUT THIS
Also interesting how its kinda being portrayed as one after another, like… did the mountain even happen??? was there no mountain?? guys if there was no mountain i’m like… i’m actually gonna be upset that’s such a huge part of his backstory over 500 years under it and they’re just gonna… take that out???
.
hm
tsk
I dunno guys not sure how i feel about this
.
Okay so
they got away scott free??
Monkey King gets the circlet slapped on and these guys just get dropped back down like they’re not a problem?? like Azure didn’t used to be one of them? if anything he should have gotten an extra harsh slap on the wrist in the form of like, death and reincarnation like straight up
hm.
So there is the chance of like, unreliable narrator still here I’m just…
if this is it, i’m not sure if I’m happy with it, i’m kinda… really disappointed? Like. yeah i don’t know
what the heck is this????
okay so they made a house
wowww
a
a house
dang
so
cool
looking so happy with each other
totally abandoning monkey king
who did all that for you
wowwww
Well first off no respect for these losers
and second off NOT SURE IF I LIKE THIS PLOT
OHHH WAIT THAT’S FUN THO
Okay hang on
so
lol
ur telling me
you tried to overthrow the literal heavens
and got away no problem
but you build a house and now its a problem
this is…
this kinda feels like poor storytelllinnngggg mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I’m really hoping this is the unreliable narrator thing and not the actual thing they’re going with on this show cause if it is I’m kinda out
like
:T
hm I don’t want to be out this show means a lot to me though
Kay well, obvious Azure at least is painting Wukong as becoming the villain of the story, oh he let this happen, or he gave himself up, oh he failed us blah blah blah, no buddy you failed him, you got him involved in something he never needed to be involved in and wow okay hang on if this is the story they’re going with this really means Wukong seriously is just a silly goofy guy. No murder, no antagonist arch, no super powerful chaos monkey, just a guy who loves his friends so much he’d do anything for them, and Azure used that and abandoned him and then he got a circlet slapped on him, tortured into doing what the celestials wanted and now Azure’s acting like he’s the bad guy
yeeeeeesh
this is rough times for the monkey
still not sure i like it, bUT MOVING ON
WELL OKAY AZURE SURE YOU GOT IMPRISONED IG BUT AT LEAST HE DIDN’T KILL YOU
well ig Tang Monk wouldn’t really be on board with that but whatever
Sheesh though this Monkey King has it… really rough. Like, JTTW Monkey King, a lot of what happens is his own pride and a bit of ignorance making it possible. And like, everyone assuming things about him right off the bat and people exaggerating his crimes to the Jade emperor at times, but this Monkey King seems to have had everyone ever close to him abuse him, use him, and abandon him the moment he fails them like dang
No wonder he has communication issues
are you kidding me we’re only five minutes in I don’t have enough braincells for thisGL;KAMEF
Peng fr like don’t even my guy it ain’t worth it- BOI YOU AIN'T WORTH IT
Also bruh why  you trying so hard to convince Mk of this?
SNORTS
WHEEZES
POINTS AND LAUGHS
“he took the only friends he had from me” Bro you took his life from him, made him a target of the celestials, he was just chilling
boy man if this is the real plot point Azure lion SUCKS bIG time
OH WOW
STILL
USING PEOPLE HUH AZURE
STILL
GASLIGHTING THEM INTO DOING YOUR DIRTY WORK HUH
LOOKS ALL OPEN AND HAPPY
AND HJIS FRIENDS LOOK READY TO MURDER
ALSO BRUH MK’S FACE JUST
yeesh man this is a rough episode holy moly
oh yeah no i hate his guts y’all
ready to punch his face
gosh dang it i was so ready for Wukong to have a real good friend moment but I JUST HAD TO BE RIGHT IG
Yeah Sandy on the ground very hurt
just mHMM
“EtErNaLy gRaTeFuL” sure buddy
SNORTS
LAUGHS
OH SURE BUDDY
AND HOW DO YOU PLAN ON TAKING DOWN THE CELESTIAL REALM JUST YOU THREE WHEN YOU COULDN’T EVEN DO IT WITH MONKEY KING- ohhhh the ink stuff right? right? the scroll? that’s a good weapon for that possibly
also heck bro this dude S U C K S
oh well that’s sweet at least
“until this is over”
at least sort of implies he intends to let him out after
the whole “better to ask forgiveness then permission” way of thinking ig
oh I’ll just do what i want to and use who i need to and they’ll forgive me when its all over and they’ll see what i wanted was right all along! :D
WOW WHAT A GREAT VILLIAIN MOMENT ACTUALLY NICELY DONE
HANDSHAKE YEAH
ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE USED THE MONKEYS
BUT ALSO MK PLS I’M SO WORRIED FOR YOUR SAFETY NOW
DARN FREAKING RIGHT YOU GIVE HIM BACK HIS MOTHERFREAKING MENTOR YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE LION BAG
Oh actually i’m kinda hype over Mk losing it cause Monkey Kings in trouble, we usually imagine like, Wukong going berserk for Mk but if Mk’s allowed to go bananas (stereotypical monkey pun intended) then I’m gonna really happy, I dunno if Wukong’s ever had someone going berserk for him before that’s nice ;-;
“What is this child?” THE GUY WHOS ABOUT TO KICK YOUR WISECRACK
“CaReFuL bOy mY pAtIenCe iS nOt EnDlEsS”
sorry I’m very salty rn HNGLKSADJFAWENF
;-;
oh man dude actually this kid
has big major abandonment issues heck
people just keep taking his mentor from him heck, yeah and his friends, heck
ACTUALLY YEAH HUGE FAN OF
MK SAYING NO TO THAT
AIN’T NO GETTING PUSHED AROUND ALTHOUGH I HAVEN’T SEEN HOW THIS ACTUAL FIGHT WILL GO JUST GIVE HIM BACK HIS FREAKING MENTOR THAT’S HIS SHIFU WHO MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM AND JUST CAUSE YOU APPARENTLY ABANDONED MONKEY KING DOESN’T MEAN HE WILL SO STEP ASIDE OLD MAN
Actually I’d love to see Monkey King at least get emotional over Mk fighting that hard for him y’know? like dang must feel nice to be… not exactly needed but wanted like that, like I’d take on whoever i needed to to get you back, Wukong’s done that for so many people its neat to have it done back to him
okay I wasn’t sure i liked the whole backstory change a bit but ngl the way its playing out so far ain’t too bad Monkie Kid may change a lot of things but what they do change they handle fairly well usually STILL GONNA WAIT TILL THE END OF EP AT LEAST FOR FINAL FEEDBACK
ONWARD TO POSSIBLY VERY SHORT BATTLE BUT MY GOSH I HOPE ITS LONGER AND MK IS ACTUALLY A THREAT TO THEM DESPERATELY OH THEY’RE PROBBALY GONNA COMPARE HIM TO MONKEY KING OR SOEMTHIGN HECK
Well
Y’know
okay well first of all HAHAHAHAH FAST MONKEY FAST MONKEY DARK RIGHT HECK YOU AZURE HOW’S THAT FOR SPEED YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED STARTLED MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And Secondly he actually seems… I don’t know if he’s concerned monkey king will get out or concerned for Monkey king in general cause he does seem kinda worried heck Y’know bro friend who cares but is still horrible to you but uses caring as an excuse for that is such a neat story thing y’know?? like?? heck dude
ALRIGHT I AM OVERANALYZING THE CRAP OUT OF THIS EP ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE GONE THIS IN DEPTH WE’RE ONLY SIX MINTUES IN PROPS TO YOU IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE END OF WHATEVER THE HECK THIS RAMBLE IS
AHAHAHA
MK FINE
JUST
DONT’ EVEN SEE HIM DOWN
HE’S A FAST LAD I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS
HE’S SO FAST MY GODS
CANT’ TOUCH THIS
DOO DOO DA DOOOO DA DO DA DO
CANT’ TOUCH THIS
Kay sorry I need to go back and re-watch all that speed frame by frame hang on
My gosh is Mk powerful
Well, Y’know its nice how close the brotherhood is, minus Wukong and Macaque ig
wonder how long that’ll last
heck man Mk doesn’t even crash into anything or fall when he gets punched back by Peng he just stops and is covered by dust, standing there, this dude is HYPE
;-; heck
monkey mk ;-;
he’s beautiful ;-;
I love how they had Mei attack Azure first to like, have something to compare Mk’s speed to, like making Azure out to be super fast, and then Mk swoops in and the dude hasn’t landed a hit yet
.
the scrolls gonna break isn’t it
OH WELL
lets see
MK’S GOOD HECK
TRIPS THAT MAN VERY WELL WITH A SWEEPING LEG KICK SPINNY THING CROUCHED DOWN HE’S AWESOME I’M LOVING THIS
HOW’D HE GET UP IN THE SKY
WHEEZING
WOWWWW
THIS GUYS
AFRAID OF MONKEY KING HUH
.
Y’know I think it says a lot how he envisions him now
Like flashing from Mk to monkey king there
.
hang on i need to go look at shadowplay really quick
yeah
huh
interesting
wait i need to check the winning side too hang on
HUH
INTERESTING
Well they both kinda see Wukong as detached emotionally and cold, but Azure sees him with the circlet on and Macaque sees him decked out in armour with no circlet
I’m not sure if that means anything I’m just kinda fascinated by that.
Bruh sure does look at least, some sort of panicked seeing him tho that sure is something hmhm
HECK
okay i’m feeling better about this
apparently might not have mountain trauma but he got free relationship trauma and Azure did too it seems I’d love for him to be in denial and secretly blaming himself for all of it that would be AWESOME i doubt that’ll be it but i’m just MHMHMHM FUN TIMES
ALSO HA CALLED IT
SCROLL BROKEN
.
hmmm
HMMMM
So I’m p sure this means inky’s getting out at least and destroying stuff
But does this means Wukongs semi-permanently trapped?
Also Azure doesn’t like to take responsibility for things so i’m waiting for the “look what you’ve done Mk” or “look what you made me do”  from him hGL;SAJDF
GOOD JOB JERKFACE
YOU TRAPPED YOUR BRO IN THE SCROLL BECAUSE YOU PANICKED IN THE FACE OF A LITTLE MONKEY GOOD JOB
Also heck imagine Mk monkey fighting after he’s stopped glitching
Get away from our monkey man ;-;
.
oh yeah
Wukong’s trapped in there now huh
Even Peng looks
.
yeah
heck okay then
Well I will simply be devastated if Wukong isn’t freed in the special, I assume we won’t be seeing him until at least then
HECK WHY DO I DESPERATELY WANT MACAQUE BACK AND TELLING MK AZURE’S FULL OF CRAP
“tHiS iSn’T wHaT i wAnTeD”
tough buddy it’s your fault
ha ha
“what you’ve done” THERE IT ISSSSSS
BLAMING MK
THE KID IS LITERALLY JUST SO TRUAMATIZED AND WANTS HIS SHIFU BACK HECK MK REALLY GOING THROUGH IT
Azure really sad about that huh
WELL GOOD LOSER
I HOPE YOU FEEL TERRIBLE
I HOPE YOU WALLOW IN YOUR GUILT AND SHAME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
But he’s the type of dude it seems who will always find somebody else to blame i NEED TO STOP ANYLZING THE CHARACTERS SO MUCH HECK GHSDLFJAEO;F M
WEAPONS SNATCHED
HELP????
i’M GLFKSDFASDF
THIS IS FUNNY TO ME FOR SOME REASON
THEY’RE ALL SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS ABOUT THIS
THIS IS YOUR FAULTS YOU FOOLS
THEY’VE BEEN BLAMING WUKONG FOR SO LONG NOW THAT THEY BASICALLY KILLED HIM THEY’RE HAVING A MOMENT BUT HEY THERE’S AN ESCAPE GOAT FOR BLAME RIGHT THERE RIGHT?
W O W
HIS LEGACY WILL LIVE ON IN OUR VICTORY
1. MK’S HIS LEGACY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
2. YOU SUCK, WATCH YOUR MOUTH
3. WATCH YOUR MOUTH OLD MAN
YOU LITERALLY JUST TRAPEPD WUKONG FOREVER IN HIS HIS NIGHTMARE AND ARE STILL BLAMING HIM
UNBELIVABLE
HATE THIS GUY
BRING BACK MACAQUE
AT LEAST HE WAS FUNNY TO WATCH BE A TRAINWRECK
HE SUUCKKSSSSSS
HEY GIVE BACK THE SCROLL PIECE
STUPID MOTHERFREAING LION
TAKING WUKONG AGAIN
THIS IS SO STUPID HECK
okay i’m fine i knew i should have waited an extra day i got too hypebNG;LKAWMEF
Okay so heck dude bro man Azure you ain’t nothing, acting all high and mighty like this all ain’t your fault and your responsibility unbelievable DANG
reusing lots of animation for this bit here nods nods excellent work 10/10 being genuine I love to see animation getting reused and reanimated its really nice and its good to now the animators aren’t dying every single episode i appreciate ALL OF THEIR GOSH DANG WORK HECK
Also heck Mk self blaming galore even with Mei trying to pull him out of it cause he fr is in his own head a bit and HECK, YEAH THE LADY BONE DEMONS WORDS ARE REALLY GONNA HAUNT HIM FOREVER HUH
MAAAN
DADSY FOR THE WIN STEPPING IN ;-;
heck guys Pigsy is #1 guy in this show i swear
HECK DUDE MK FINALLY JUST SAYING THAT LIKE
OH MAN THAT LINE THO
THE YOU HAVE SCARY DEMON ANCESTORS? THAT JUST MEANS YOU AHVE FAMILY
DUDE BRO MY  GUY PLS |;A;/
PIGSY I’M COUNTING ON YOU, YOU GOTTA BE THE ONE TO SAY YOU’RE FAMILY PLEEEAAASEEEE HE REALLY NEEDS THAT RIGHT NOWWWW
oh man am I mentally ill about this show i haven’t written or even thought this many words in weeks heck
PIGSY’S SIGH
AND I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING
AND HECK
MK PLS YOU COME FROM THE SAME STONE MONKEY KING CAME FROM
YOU’RE SORT OF FAMILY
WHATEVER OR HOWEVER THAT ENTAILS
DON’T NEED A LABEL ON IT BUT YOU ARE
GUESS THAT’S NOT VERY COMFORTING RN CAUSE HE’S GONE THOUGH
PIGSYYY PLSSSSSS
MK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH MAN THIS IS AN MK UP AND LEAVES EP
NOOOOOOO
ISNT IT?
HE’S GONNA FLYU OFF???
oh you know what would be funny if he used the cloud for the first time to fly away that’d be hilarious HGSALFJEAKWEMF
okay tHO PLS
I NEED PIGSY TO SAY THEY’RE FMAILY THIS SEASON
THE SPECIAL
WHENEVER
JUST THIS SEASON PLS I BEG OF YOU
MK NEEDS THAT IT’D BE GREAT MY BRAIN NEEDS THAT DESPERATELYGSDNFAKMEF
WHEEZING
HEY MEI
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS
WHEEZINGLSDKMF
I’M MOSTLY JOKING I’M JUST
THAT’S SO FUNNY
YEAH FLYING OFF BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA HURT YOUR FRIENDS
NODS NODS MK WAS BOUND TO HIT THAT ARC TOO
TOO BAD HE DOES’T HAVE A RED SON FOR MONKEY STUFF
.
wait
oh
oh ha
HA
HAHAHHAHAHA
HE’S GONNA GO TO MACAQUE ISN’T HE
HE IS
I KNOW HE IS
RUN INTO HIM OR GO SEE HIM HE TOTALLY IS
HEAR ME OUT HE’S THE ONLY MONKEY MK KNOWS LEFT
HE CAN’T GO TO MONKEY KING
AND MACAQUE ISN’T CLOSE TO HIM AND HE DOESN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT REALLY HURTING HIIM
OKAY I KNOW THIS PROBABLY WON’T HAPPEN BUT I DESPERATELY WANT MK TO REACCOUNT AZURES STORY AND HAVE MACAQUE GO “well that’s not what happened-“ JUST SO WE GET TWO UNRELIABLE NARRATORS CLASHING AND THE ONLY THING THEY CAN AGREE ON IS MONKEY KING DO NOT GO BRRR, BUT IN OPPOSITE WAYS SO THEY CAN’T BOTH BE TRUE AT THE SAME TIME AND BOTH OF THEM ARE WRONG OR SOMETHING EITHER WAY I JUST WANT MACAQUE TO BASH AZURE LIKE EVERYHTING WAS FINE BEFORE HE SHOWED UP I WOULD LOVE THAT
Okay back to Mk sad and running away
Oh okay no cloud fair hGL;KASJFAWEF
FLYING AWAY INSTEAD THAT WORKS
OFF HE GOES
… Yeah ig they cant’ follow him lol
WAIT DID THEY TAKE MEI’S SWORD TOO?? SHE MADE THAT FROM SCRATCHGHSLDKFS
i don’t think they did I just don’t see it on her hgl;fjsdlf
SCREAMS LAUHGING
OH MY GODS PARALLELSSSSSSSSS
THAT’S SO GOOOOD
LETS GOOOOO
PARALLELSSSSSSSSSSS
BIG FAN BIG FAN
I took like a ten minute pause there’s still like two minutes left I needed a sec HGKLDSAFJAOWEF
THE PARALLELS WITH SAMADHI FIRE MEI LEAVING AND MONKEY MK LEAVING IS SO GOOD
I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT HECK
Also Samdhi fire right, I’m told the crew confirmed it’s gone bUT HECK COULD YOU IMAGINE IF MEI STILL HAD IT?? ig she would be mega powerful then and could just roast the ink (which i’m surprised hasn’t gotten out???? I really thought it would maybe later-) or just roast Azure- I see why the took it yup, Azure would be crisp lion right now if they hadn’t but MAN I would’ve loved if she still kept at least one piece of it, y’know? Cause its always been a part of her, she’d feel so cold and empty without it I swear, SHE STILL HAS ONE PIECE OF IT IN MY HEART, also just saying ohh nooooo she can’t use it or the scroll would burn up noooooo woulda been a good excuse for while they were in the scroll but now that they’re out already… yeah not sure how they could have done it otherwise but MAN I MISS THE RINGS
OKAY LETS
HECK LETS FINISH THE ONE MINUTE WE GOT LEFT HECK
ONE MINUTE IS SO LONG THIS EPISODE I’VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE THREE HOURS YOU GUYS I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING
SCREAMS
PIGSY
SIR
THE FACE I JUST MADE
I AM IN AGONY
YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE HE LEFT
SCREAMS
OH IT HIS WITH THE
EHCK
I’M FIEN
YOU NEED TO SAY THAT TOO HIM OLD MAN
YOU AMAZING WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL GRUMPY OLD MAN
“Doesn’t that moron know we’re his family” NO
NO HE DOESN’T
YOU NEVER SAID IT
YOU NEVER SAY IT PIGSY YOU SAY IT IN FOOD BUT HE NEEDS WORDS |;A;/
YOU EVEN SAID YOU WERENT HIS DAD PLEASE
I NEED
HECK YOU GUYS I NEED SO MUCH MORE DADSY CONTENT I NEED TO MAKE IT SO IT CATERS TO EXACTLY WHAT I WANT LIKE THIS SHOW DOES HECK EHCK HECK
PIGSY CRYING TOO
IS THAT A FIRST?
THATS A FIRST
HE’S TEARED UP BEFORE AND CRIED FOR A JOKE IN THE SHOW BUT THAT?? I DON’T KNOW IF WE’VE EVER SEEN THAT AND I AM MENTALLY UNWELL
HELPGMLDFMASDF
Reassuring hands on shoulders, gotta comfort the dad in the room
Sandy: dw he’s just hitting monkey puberty Everyone:
SANDY PLS HGL;KSJFASDF
.
WELL OKAY
SO MUCH FOR GOING AFTER HIM
DANG
DID THEY GET SNATCHED TO THE CELESTIAL REALM?
ITS BLUE
SUMMONED BY AZURE OR BY
THE JADE EMPORER HIMSELF
OR MAYBE THE GREATEST MASTER OF ALL TIME (his words not mine) OR MAYBE DRAGON KING??
HECK WHY AM I GUESSING I CAN JUST WATCH IT HGS,D;FSADF
AHA CALLED IT
OLD MAN MASTER
SHIFU SUPREME
ANTI-ADHD HYPERACTIVEITY CANCELING GREATEST MASTER OF ALL TIME
WHATS UP MY GUY
ALSO HECK BRO WHY’D YOU SNATCH THEM MK NEEDS THEM RIGHT NOW
SCREAMS
HE NEEDS HIS FAMILYYYYYYAAAAAAAA
ALSO HECK DUDE WE LOVE FOUND FAMILY THAT CALLS ITSELF WHAT IT IS ACTUALLY
BIG FAN OF PIGSY CALLING THEM MK’S FAMILY IT HITS SO HARD COMING FROM HIM
NOW TELL MK THAT YOU OLD DELIGHTFUL MAN
HELPGMLKMSD
MEI FR LIKE WHAT NOW I AM SO DONE WITH EVERYONE
.
bros you ever shush somebodyy so hard their facial features go upside downNG;AKLMFAEWF
BRUH REALLY WENT
WELP WHILE THE LITTLE MAN FIGURES IT OUT LETS GET YOU GUYS SOME MAD SKILLS INSTEAD OF EMOTIONAL STABILITY
THANKS MASTER
THANKS
TRAINING IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA BUT HECK
OKAY
MY GODS
THAT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WATCH HECK
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I REALLY ZONE IN ON STUFF HECK
THAT WAS SO MUCH
I’M SO READY TO FISTFIGHT AZURE YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT A GUY
SAYIGN ALL THE RIGHT THINGS
BUT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS YOU POMPUS BALL OF FUZZ
okay heck before i
heck that was a lot holy crap
godspeed if you’ve made it this far nothing but respect for you guys that read through all this
OKAY
somehow monkie kid does plot lines that i go “oh i hope they don’t do that” but when they do they handle it so well that I just end up loving it anyway absolutely insane
STIIIILLLLL not totally sure i’m a fan of what they’ve done with Wukongs backstory but ig we still don’t have all the pieces, but heck dude Wukong really is just some guy in this if what i think is happening is happening. Just a silly goofy guy doing his best, maybe a few shenanigans, gets in with the wrong crowd who hype him into doing something terrible and put him on a pedestal and then he falls and they blame him for it and nobody catches him
looks at Macaque
unless-
Look man all I’m saying is he seemed pretty dedicated he had to have at least done SOMETHING else
heck I am a jumble of thoughts rn can’t get my head straight heck heck
heck okay well
very much enjoyed that episode
Was filled with rage
no one since Macaque in ses 1 and 2 (and a little bit 3 ig) has filled me with such rage I hope Azure walks into a wall
heck that was so much
my brain feels fried
i don’t think i’ve drank anything since this morning heck
how the heck are they gonna do thisGLKASMDF
I MISS WUKONG
I’M SO GLAD WE GOT TO SEE HIM ONCE
I JUST
HECK
I HOPE WE GET HIM BACK IN THE SPECIAL CAUSE I KNOW WE AIN’T GETTING HIM BACK IN THE EPS THAT WOULD BE TOO SOON
BUT IF HE ISN’T BACK UNTIL NEXT SEASON I WILL BE IN AGONY
M AN
WHAT DO I EVEN SAY AFTER ALL THAT THERE’S SO MUCH
STILL NOT SURE HOW I FEEL
GENUINELY THE MOUNTAIN IS SUCH A HUGE PART OF WUKONGS TRUAMA IF THEY TAKE THAT AWAY HE REALLY IS JUST
HECK HE’S JUST A DUDE
HE’S JUST A SILLY DUDE WHO WANTED TO HAVE FUN WITH HIS FRIENDS IN MONKIE KID THAT’S INSANE
Its okay Wukong, we’ve replaced your mountain trauma with a mountain of betrayal abuse and being used by the people you care about most trauma!
ALSO AZURE’S WHOLE MOTTO REALLY IS ASK FOR FORGIVENESS LATER TAKE WHAT YOU WANT NOW HUH
HUGE FAN OF HIM PANICKING LASHING OUT AND HURTING THE ONE PERSON HE CLAIMS MEANS EVERYHTING TO HIM, HUGE FAN OF HOW DEVESTATED HE WAS THAT HIS TERRIBLE PLAN AND AWFUL ACTIONS LEAD TO THAT BUT ALSO HATE HIM FOR HOW QUICK HE RECOVERED WHAT ARE YOU MAD ABOUT LOSER THIS IS YOUR FAULT
LIKE HECK IS HE THE ONE WHO PUT THE SCROLL IN WUKONGS PLACE??? DID WUKONG EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT???
WAS HE GUARDING IT??
MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS YET AGAIN
GOTTA LOVE THIS SHOW
KAY FINAL THOUGHTS LETS WRAP THIS UP BEFORE I GO INSANE
Still not quite sure how I feel about their approach to Wukong I love it because it makes sense for his LMK character but I also hate it because it takes away the part of him that makes him complex and reduces him down to like 90% of what he does being because someone else told him to do it rather than his own pride and desire for things and peoples issues with him, but that also is part of what makes it fit with this Wukong, glad they at least kept the circlet, don’t like how quick he came around to accepting it, unless someone threatened to kill his bros if he didn’t so he agreed to it to save their lives and THATS why Azure and the others got away scott free no problem, and then by then he experienced the power of the circlet so he had no choice but to seal them away, or he got bitter heck i don’t know Wukong’s character feels like its getting such a short end of the stick rn and I love it but hate it but like it but dislike it but HECK ITS JUST SO SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT ITS THROWING ME OFF BUT THEY HANDLED IT REALLY WELL, IF ANYONE ELSE TRIED THIS I’D CRINGE BUT MONKIE KID HAS SUCH GOOD WRITERS AND ANIMATION THEY MAKE IT WORK SOMEHOW AND I’M OFFENDED BY IT HGBDFSFASF HECK DUDE
I’M SO CONFLICTED
I adore Azure’s characterization though, he’s so funky and so in denial and I actually can’t wait to see what happens with him and if he turns on his other bros, cause a plot line with them seeing he’s kinda insane would be DOPE Wise old elephant can’t follow a lunatic for long right? How he treats Mk is very interesting because he does seem to see him like a nephew of some kind or at least thinks he should care about him, hence the “mercy” and focusing only on him rather than, like, Mei, who’s much more thrilled and looked up to him for a bit there. Cause Mk’s Wukong’s student so that makes him important to Azure. HE’S SO STRANGE AND WEIRD AND FUNKY I HATE LIKE HIM HE’S GREAT I HOPE HE TRIPS ON A CHAIR HECK HE’S LIKE IF MACAQUE WAS SELF RIGHTEOUS AND BUFF OR SOEMTHIGN But dang he’s so interesting I want him obliterated I WANT WUKONG TO LAUNCH HIM INTO THE SUN AND SPEAKING OF WHICH
MK LOSING OVER WANTING WUKONG BACK GIVE ME BACK MY SHIFU IS EVERYTHIGN TO ME, like I so desperately want Wukong having an “i never wanted this for you, I tried to keep things from you so this wouldn’t happen” moment with Mk because man did that monkey try hard to keep Mk away from the stuff that would do to him what everything that happened did to Wukong- HECK HE’S JUST SOME GUY IN MONKIE KID YOU GUYS, LIKE HE AIN’T THE OLD MAFIA BOSS OR OLD DEMON HE’S JUST SOME MONKEY GUY WHO LOVED THE MONKEYS HE RULED OVER, LOVED THE PEOPLE WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HIS BROHTERS AND LIKE HECK DUDE I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT EITHER BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW AVENUE FOR ANGST THAT I HAVEN’T EXPLORED YET AND ACTUALLY I’M PRETTY STOKED FOR THAT
Pigsy will forever be my number 1, I am never gonna recover from whatever the heck this was, wish me luck processing NOW I KNOW WHY EVERYONE WAS HYPING SEASON EIGHT
OKAY I HAVE MORE THOUGHTS BUT WE’LL BE HERE ALL DAY IF I CONTINUE AND IT’S ALREADY BEEN THREE FREAKING HOURS SO KNOX OUT I’M GONNA GO STICK MY HEAD IN A SNOWBANK
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2/3 ‘POOR SUNSHINE? DEB SUNSHINE IS THE ONE THAT *CHEATED* AND YOU OUT OF EVERYONE HERE KNOWS THAT BRIAN LOVES HIM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED? Did I hallucinate that episode where Brian was all hot in that green light? thank you linds- HE SHOULDVE SHOWED IT? Fuck you Debbie, fuck you. You know! And you clearly know that Justin cheated but you don’t care? I THOUGHT SHE CARED ABOUT BRIAN?! Does no one care about him except me?! Fuck you too Ted. BRI!!! I AM YOUR REAL FRIEND! I DEFENDED YOU THE ENTIRE TIME! Oh look it’s cheater! BRIAN DONT SHOW HIM YOU CARE! Fuck all of you!..okay Mikey, maybe that’s a bit much..is that why he got punched?’ He is so stressed that he genuinely looks like he’s two seconds away from a stroke ‘oh no Bri Bri is home. Is this his first time coming to an empty loft since the prom? OH he knows Justin was here, what is he holding, is that Justins? If he holds it to himself like in Brokeback mountain, I’m killing myself. Oh you sweet poor baby, it’s okay, you still have me. OH NOT THE DRAWING! Good for you Bri Bri. But damn that hurts.. OH MY GOD HE TALKS ABOUT IT WITH LINDSAY?! SO HE WENT TO HER AND IS JUST POURING HIS HEART OUT? *NEVER* beg! (Linds says she saw it coming) Oh did ya? I fucking wonder why? No wonder he found someone else? (My name) can you play the episodes where she gets cheated on and how Bri reacted to it? You know who says shit like that? Horrible bitter evil people! (Lindsay says bri can get justin back) but people have the right to change and i always admired that about them! YOU NEVER LOVED HIM? that’s because you still love him. (Brian says hed never ask him to be something he isnt) this motherfucker would burn down the house with him still inside it if it meant everyone else got to be okay and happy.‘ ‘Debbie is about to beat Michaels ass! Why doesn’t she ever defend Brian?! FUCK YOU DEBBIE! EVERYTHING BUT LOVE HIM? IT WAS YOU WHO GOT HIM TO ADMIT IT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! HE CANT LOVE ANYBODY?! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! Each one of you is a horrible friend!’ He is once again outside smoking while walking up and down the yard. ‘Oh absolutely not! You are not bringing Ethan to a party that everyone else is at! FUCK YOU MEL! Literally everyone hates Brian. Fuck you all selfish assholes’ ‘i love Emmett and Ted as friends! I’ll like them as a couple if this dynamic doesn’t change.’ ‘BRIAN! he is miserable alone, isn’t he? YES BEN! HE NEEDS SOMEONE! FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS IT! Ben there is still hope for you!’ ‘Bri, doesn’t look good. He literally looks like he’s about to drop dead. And people dare to say he’s okay? All this is showing me is that they all suck as friends….*he winced and i was about to ask if he’s okay* oh dancing isn’t their thing, huh? or do they suck on purpose because he’s drugged up?’ Said with the biggest smile on his face ‘oh i forgot Mikey gets punched’ ‘can you take me to a gay bar? It looks fun and i think I would make a lot of friends. I think I’m fun- OH IS BRIAN GONNA GO? (The cringe scene with Debbie/Ethan/Justin happens) Why is he following Justin around? He is literally not even a step behind? That’s embarrassing. Go to hell. Dude just stay where you are. Or better yet, leave. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT OR PRIVILEGE TO SAY SUNSHINE! NO HE IS NOT ADORABLE! No offense to the actor, I’m sure he’s nice but HE IS NOT ADORABLE. OH MY GOD ITS BRIAN! What is wrong with Mel? She fucking invited him. Man fuck her. She makes it difficult to like her. *pauses ep* sorry, he just reminded me that I too have to go to the bathroom’ He is making this 45 minute ep last way longer than needed because he keeps pausing it to make an ‘ughhh’ sound whenever someone other than Brian is on screen. ‘OH MY GOD JUSTIN AND BRI! Are they for real gonna pee together? JUSTIN HE JUST TOLD YOU TO WASH YOUR HANDS! *said like Eric in Sex Ed* DIRTY PIG! (brian says thee line) *pauses tv on him and walks up to it* THIS *waves his hands all over Brian* is killing me! He looks sad! And telling him he hopes he gets what he wants? FUCK! he wants you, dont think otherwise!’
Oh yes, the beginning of S3 when Team Brian needs to be extra fucking protective because nobody but Michael (ugh) is taking Brian’s side. To the extent they have sides (I feel like Brian especially is not interested in “sides”). They both fucked up and no one sees it.
“this motherfucker would burn down the house with him still inside it if it meant everyone else got to be okay and happy.” HE REALLY AND TRULY GETS BRIAN KINNEY
Ohhh the ill-fated Ted/Emmett relationship. I’ll be curious as to his thoughts as this progresses and unfolds.
Can you take me to a gay bar? I love your brother. I think the entire fandom wants to take him to a gay bar.
And yes that bathroom scene is so heartbreaking. Brian is devastated but just wants Justin to be happy…
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Hi! Could I please request a scenario with ck!Terry with an s/o that's shy and tries not to let him spoil her? 😂 I love the idea of him having to try extra hard to be his indulgent self. Thank you!! 💜💜
Of course! Thank you for the ask anon 😁 I hope you like it 💚
Ever since you had been going out with Terry, he was always one to spoil you. You grew up in a family that didnt always have a lot of money, so you understood what it was like to live cheaply and not spend money on things you didnt need. So when you started going out with Terry, it was a strange thing to be bought or given anything you could ever want or need. You told him about your upbringing and how money isnt the reason she is with him, of course he understood that, but now that he had finaly found his perfect woman and loved you more than anything, he wanted to make sure you were treated like a queen.
One afternoon, you were sat with Terry on the sofa, just relaxing and chatting together, when he gets a call on his phone. He answers it and looks a little annoyed by the time he finishes the call. "Sweetheart I'm so sorry but I have to go" "Its fine Terry dont worry. Are you needed at work?" "Unfortunately yes. John is having trouble with some of the students and he needs my help. I'm sorry, I feel bad about asking you to leave" you reasure him with a tender kiss. "Terry trust me, its absolutely fine" "Thank you sweetheart, hear, I have something for you" He reaches into a draw at the side of the sofa and pulls out a credit card. "Hear is one of my cards, I want you to go out and get yourself something nice"
"Terry no I cant take that, you know I dont like you spending money on me" "I know Y/N, but I have wanted to take you out and spoil you for a while. I love you and I want you to be able to go out and do something for yourself for once, and not have to worry about anything. Please sweetheart?" He isnt going to back down, so you politely thank him for the card. "Perfect, now there is about 2 to 3 thousand on that card, so feel free to spend as much as you like" "3 thousand?! Are you joking?!" "Y/N I have many cards that have much more on there than a couple of thousand" You cant belive he is still letting you use his card and money, you would have to work over time everyday to be able to earn half as much as that, and even then the tax would take most of it.
You and Terry leave the house and he drops you off at the mall. "Terry I'm sure I can afford what ever I need on my own card, would you like it back?" You ask as you sit in the passenger's seat. He just smiles, leans over and holds your face in his hands as he kisses you tenderly. "I love you Y/N. Go and treat yourself, please" Again, he isnt taking no for an answer. You both discussed on the way there that you would meet back at his place tonight, and you would stay over. Also that you would grab a taxi back after you were finished. You both say your goodbyes and you climb out of the car as Terry waves to you, driving away to the dojo. So? You were in a mall with a couple of thousand pounds, where were you to go?
Still being someone who didnt like to spend that kind of money, you decide you would only spend a small amount on things that you need, or small inexpensive items. You walked around the whole place, going into various shops. You had nearly a full bag of stuff, but all together you spent maybe £70? You knew the best shops that had discounts, and once you had been around them, you stop off in the mall's cafe and grab a bite to eat. Time was getting on now, and you head outside to the car park and grab a taxi back to Terry's house. When you arrived, Terry greeted you with open arms and a kiss. "Hey sweetheart, how was your shopping?" "It was very nice thanks babe" "Your right on time, I'm just making some dinner, once were finished, I want to see what you have been up to" You both cook and eat your dinner, and once your finished, you sit on the sofa as he takes a seat next to you.
"So Y/N tell me, how much did you spend? It's a big back you have there, was it £800? £900?" "No Terry, all together it was about £70" You have never seen him look so shocked. "......£70? Just £70-but how? Why so little?" "Terry can I just say in my defence, £70 is still a lot of money in my eyes, and I'm surprised I spent even that much" "But I gave you thousands to use, why not use it? I want you to spoil yourself sweetheart" "I know you do Terry, and I did. But I dont like using yours or anyone else money for myself, even my own money that I earn I have to focus so much on bills and rent that anything left over I try to save. Just being handed a couple of grand is so out of the ordinary for me" "Oh sweetheart I'm sorry if i made you feel pressured, I only want to show you how much I care about you and want to give you what ever you need"
You cant help but smile at him as you rest your hand on top of his. "I know Terry, but giving me your card isnt the only thing you do to show me that. It's when you hug me from behind whenever I'm doing something, or kissing my neck as I wake up and I get to see those beautiful sapphire blue eyes of yours. Listening to you play my favourite songs for me on the piano or cuddling up with me by the fire when I'm having a bad day. You show me how much you care in so many ways Terry, you dont have to give me money to prove that" His eyes fill with admiration and relief, hearing you say all of that has made his heart skip a beat. Giving you a smile, he pulls you in for a cuddle and you both share a long and passionate kiss. "I love you Y/N" "I love you too Terry"
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Hi!!
Ive seen your black butler matchups and wanted to request a black butler one:)
I have acctuality met some people that tell me that my resting face scary and I seem cold😭 Even its totally not the truth, Im nice I swear😭
So I am from middle europe and can speak french, german, english and Im learning english and Italian in school rn ehehe
So Im infj, about 5'8, I have chubby (overall chubby tbh, but Im fine with it) cheeks and have blue eyes, everyone tells me that my eyes are quite big, I havent realized it before hehe
People always tell me that I seem confident, I AM NOT LOLOL, even a teacher once told me
Im in school good tho, If I have to do presentation, Im like, fuck it, Im just goona do it quick and then Im over with it
So to my personality I'm more on a shy side and get really embarassed at some things I say even If they are the most normal things:)
Im kinda a therapist for my friends, Im a great listener I belive:) I like hanging out with people, the perfect date would be just sitting in silence and watching sth while chilling and drinking tea ORRRR cooking with themmmm ahhaha
I talk wayyy to much when Im around people I really like, I could talk for hours about things Im interested in.
Im often soooo insecure about random things, was that wrong what I said? Do they even like me? Why did I just say that? So I need some that assures me that im doing alright
Im zooming out too much, I really need people to get me out of this *trance* I would even say
To say short I need someone that just can put me back in place
I like being with energetic people tho, everytime I see soma I would be like: uff Idk if I wanna be him or be with him ahahha
I am reallyyy stubborn, I always have to be right ( I SWEAR IM 90% ACCTUALITY RIGHT)
If I am in the mood I can be really flirty tho, I make dirty jokes wayyyy to often
Im acctuality really funny, thats what my family says at least
I loveeeee drawing but Im never really motivated to draw
I problaby love cuddles, Im so touch starved, cuddling in bed? Yes but it has to be cold lolol
Winter>>>summer, I love the cold
My biggest love are dogs frfr
What Im so motivated to do all the time is baking:DD I loveeeee baking and cooking, it relaxes me sooo muchh
I live for spicy food, Curry with rice? HELL YEAH
Im not a big choco fan tho, I mostly eat cookies, I still love to bake for some reason
I cant stand rwally loud noises, or kids. I have 3 nephews and I mean they are really sweet and shit, I just cant stand when they're loud
So short I never want to have kids
I loveeee songs like queen, kiss abba, omg theyre sooooooooo good
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Sooo I hope that was enough Information, thank you so much :p
I'm sorry, but as stated in my bio and my pinned post,atchups aren't open atm 😅
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Frank fathering a little girl,
but shes older now hcs
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Reader: Female (highschooler so like 16? 17?)
Type: headcannons/ rough outline for something possibly in the future
Note: I liked these ideas, plus i fell in love with Frank dad wholesomeness. Also technically part 3 but whatever, also trying out a new format style
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God. Your such a handful.
Especially now that he's let you go to highschool
You bet he's still trying to braid your hair, and you let him.
First day...Junior year... half way through the year
Thanks matt for pulling strings-
You were the end locker which was fine, some guys besides you.
"New?"
"Yeah."
"This is Ned. Im peter."
"Y/n. Y/n Castle."
New nerd friends?
Absolutely
"Your dads the Punisher!?-"
"Shhh!"
"Right. Right sorry!"
You got two new friends and an opportunity to make more. Maybe it wouldnt be so bad.
It was bad. It was so bad. Everything they taught you, especially in math you refrence weaponry
"So if the sniper shoots from this angle- its 45 degrees. The sniper has to be still to make a precise shot to make it there but it still works-"
"y/n- you cant talk about guns like that in class."
Peter and Ned have saved your asses multiple times by telling you thinks that can and cant be said in class.
For PE they were all doing basic state testing practice, climbing rope and sit ups.
"Ooo pull up bar."
Ah so Flash bullies Peter so hes gonna bully you too
"You can't do a pull up-"
You easily hop up and do pull ups with your bag on your back no warm up or anything
You seen alot of the girls sitting off on the bleachers and were confused.
"No they dont have to do it."
"Why?
"I don't know waver maybe?"
So you wander over, asking with no care in the world to ask
"Oh its the castle girl."
"Yeah? And?"
"Be nice."
Liz is pretty intrested in you, you seem pretty rough around the edges to her.
She runs into you again in the bathroom, you washing your hands while she's redoing her mascara.
She sees your intrested is peaked and ask you if you wants some, you tell her you have no idea what it is. And she starts explaining it to you and doing your eyelashes up with mascara (dont share makeup guys-especially eye makeup- just roll with it)
Frank notices something diffrent when he picks you up all hidden away in that black truck but he cant put his finger on it
He asks about your first day of school and you said it was good. He's happy you're fitting in but whatever is off can't stop bothering him.
The next day your up and tiredly walking into the small living room/kitchen/dinning room- basically the main room and theres black all over your eyes.
He thinks you got in a fight now, and he demands you tell him who did this, but after brushing under it and some gets on his fingers he's like "excuse me- what the fuck is this-"
"Some girl Im friends with called it mascara it looks intresting so I tried it. Don't worry. Im not gonna do it again."
Then you start hangin with Liz more
He starts to notice less and less because you always make sure you wipe it all away if Liz expirements on you with diffrent colors.
Its like drawing on your face and you love it.
You still dress the same till Liz ask you to go shopping with her over the weekend, you can even stay at her house not to mention you have the wrestling orination and you're goin to that too and you know how he feels about you in any "violence"? Lets just say rage.
Telling Frank oof. That was rough;
This time you walked home, a black tanktop and cargo pants on with black boots, hair cliped up due to the warm day.
Climbing up the steps and to the small apartment you unlocked the door.
"Hey Kid."
"Hey ol man."
You stopped, watching him work on his guns and what not, the radio silent.
"You goin out?" Y/n asked, "again..."
Frank was silent for a moment, "yeah..."
Y/n nodded, tossing her bag down and going to het a cup of water.
"I won't be long. Its just for tonight. I promise."
"No. No its okay. I understand what you do." Y/n told, "Im uh...spending the night at a friends over the weekend anyways.".
Akward silence much? Y/n drank her water, Frank had stopped cleaning his arsonal.
"Yeah. Stay safe." Frank responsed, going back to work.
Y/n nodded, grabbing her bag and went to her room to pack some clothes for the weekend.
Awkward.....
You leave about an hour later and Liz is out waiting with some of her girlfriends and guys.
Frank does not trust any of your friends tbh
And the weekend starts out nice, you know, make-up here and there? Nothing huge. Then they wanted to go shopping and you've never really been shopping
But you were glad that you had friends even if they did make you uncomfortable
Then they started drinking and you were like "no thanks." But they insisted saying "the Punisher's daughter cant handle it?"
"Back off man!"
"Dude come on. It's just a little booze-"
"I said back the fuck up man!"
You only left, and as you were walking god knows where you got a call.
"Y/n! Y/n! Y/n!"
"Peter?"
"Come over! You gotta come over! Like now! ASAP!"
He sounded so worried, so you rushed over, and practically broke his door down you knocked so hard, pulling the pocket knife out of your bag.
Aunty May opened the door, you with a knife to her
"Peter! Peter!"
"Shut up you old bitch! Where is he!?"
"Woah! Y/n! Woah Woah Woah! This is my aunt! My Aunt May!"
You apologized: "Yeah, uh. sorry... I think Peter's kinda the only one that truly understands me at the moment, ma'am."
At this point you didn't even know what Peter wanted to show you: but Aunt May was nice to you and kinda figured you were like an Avenger, but the first thing about being Avenger is that you don't talk about being an Avenger.
So Peter finally showed you what he was so excited about
"What is that?"
"It's the death star! Well, a Lego Model."
"Legos?"
He's shook, you don't know Legos?! Like at all!?
So instead of spending your time at Liz's you spend your time with Peter, and Ned when he comes by
Aunt May asked your favorite and you said PB and J or Ramen.
Yeah you and Frank don't eat too good sometimes, so she just ends up making Ribolitta which you fall in love with.
You wish Frank was there with you though, and are tempted to call him multiple times, but don't want to bother him.
Sunday you go home after breakfast with Peter and May.
"Ol' Man! I'm home!"
He's dressed and ready to leave, seemingly waiting for you; "Let's go."
"uh...where?"
"It's Sunday."
Oh...Sundays you guys go eat breakfast together always. "Can I uh...rain check this one? I um...already had breakfast with someone..."
"uh...yeah. Yeah, whatever next week."
He's losing you; well he feels like he's losing you
When you're at school and he's at home, he just stares at your room. And he realizes the little lego man on your nightstand, is an army soldier. At least it's not makeup, he rather you play with toys, makes him feel like you're still a kid.
Asks him if you can wrestle and he's against that idea 101% , that's fine you won't wrestle whatever- gives you time to be involved in Peter's Avengers stuff which is even worse.
"Okay! Okay! So if you're gonna be a vigilante, you're going to need a mask. Like Captain America! Or Daredevil! What do you like? What represents you?" "I like guns and knives,"
"Okay...great start! Great Start!"
Peter helps you in making a vigilante outfit and gives you the name 'Bullet Red' which okay sounds kinda cowboyish but you're going with it.
That's until you guys do your first "Assignment together" and bullets were left behind dented like they hit something but failed to actually inflict damage.
People call you 'Bulletproof Armour of the Backstreets'
You're pretty good at hiding it from Frank too which is really surprising.
Till he catches you stumbling in through the window one day he turning the light on and all.
"Hey there Old man! hehe....you're up past your bed time-"
"Cut the crap-"
"Alright! Alright! You want to truth?"
He only does the dad arm cross as he waits.
"I was out yes. Without your premission, with...my boyfriend... well with my boy thats a friend You know!"
Is that lie going to work? Maybe, "and what were you out doing with the friend thats a boy?"
"...sitting in the back of a car?"
Yeah you didn't realize that ment someting else..., "and what did you do in the back of this car?"
"Hold hands?" You laughed nervously
"You're grounded. I will know if you leave this room, I will know when you eat when you use the bathroom, do you understand?" "
Yes sir."
Your so proud of just being grounded and text peter then hide your phone.
Yet when he said grounded you thought you were grounded grounded: like not leaving at all.
So when Peter showed up to your window terrified you'd been hurt he was confused.
"Why arent you at school!?"
"Im grounded." "Thats now how being in trouble works." "Oh-"
Frank barely sees you come out your room, so he came to you with pancakes, and Peter jumps out the window so quick.
"You been eaten kid?"
"Not hungry lately is all."
You guys are sitting on your bed now eating pancakes and he's trying to give you the sex talk
You're really confused but he's real awkward about it gives up and just says your ungrounded.
"Just come home before 11 now."
"Yeah I promise."
He can't help but loom over the idea that you're gonna get hurt or worse killed.
So when you go to school he goes into your room, he knows for a fact that theres a pistol under your pillow, its for protection.
He cant help himself but check it, make sure its loaded full.
But he kicks something that was quickly shoved under your bed sticking out. He pulls it out to realize its an light body armour and with it a mask.
He realizes that mask right away, and goes to the news paper. Franks more than mad, hes livid.
You're actually in the middle of class when it happens. Your called out of class and theres Frank in a hoodie and cap
"You wanna explain this to me?!" Frank scolded her.
Y/n's silent, "Its bad enough I let you have a gun in your room for protection. And your goin behind my back and doin this shit!"
"I don't understand the problem-"
"You don't understand!? What you need to understand is that this shits dangerous! You're not made for this shit! You can't do this!" Frank argued, "you're gonna get kill doin this! Is this what you do with your little boyfriend?!"
"You do it!"
"Because I need to!"
Y/n scoffed rolling her eyes: "What you need is a girlfriend!" She argued, "Someones going to have to take care of you one day, and that someones going to be me."
You honestly wanted to semi follow in Franks footsteps, to repay him
Thats why you try and be "hard" as some kids put it. You worked out heavily and you did that "vigilante crap" as Frank put it
At the end of the day you wanted to make sure all loose ends were covered so no one could come after her old man again.
When you went home there the stuff was sitting on the table, and Frank was gone.
So you quickly grabbed it and left, you figured you just get ready on the roof tops and thats what you did
You went the whole night, running into some other vigilantes
But you did go to far. Even if the temporary partner did take your weapon away
"No killing"
"Oh god damn it" the man looked at you, "Religious too. Great."
Combat boots are a girls best friend you know
You got home early morning, Frank cleaning his weapons at the table, sitting in a chair.
Its the first thing you see walking in and the first thing he sees when you walk in.
You're covered in blood, some of it yours most of it others. You're tired and you look gone.
You're walking lethargically over to him, arms wrapping around his neck and falling into his lap hugging him as tight as you can with exhausted arms
He could only sigh, and picked you up, you: a 16-17 year old girl, picked up by her old man, like shes a child again.
He helps clean you up and puts you to bed, your head in his lap.
"I just wanna help you."
"Yeah. I know kid. I know."
You tell him everything, things that worry you, like what happened with Liz and her friends, and how you've made better friends since then
"You've been hanging around Karen to much you know. Stickin your nose in places they never should be kid."
"Stubborn just like my old man."
"Just. Trust people more than I do. Don't be alone...alright? Be stubborn but not an asshole"
"Mhm."
Offers to braid your hair like old times, its comforting, knowing you'll always have him
"Oh and old man?"
"Hm?"
"I wasnt having Sex. I was sneaking out to beat the shit out of people."
He could only laugh, kissing the top of your head as he was braiding your hair: "I figured that by now kid. And- I wanna meet the Peter kid, hoping he has a better influence on you than me."
Family dinner is happening now and Aunt May made her
"So Mr.Castle." Aunt May spoke, passing a basket of bread to Y/n who sat infront of her, "What do you do for work?"
"Frank is fine ma'm." He responded, "and uh. I'm lookin' for work at the moment."
"We're always looking for people to work at the shelter." Aunt May spoke with a smile.
"I don't think that's a good idea ma'm."
"Well the offer always stands." May smiled, "I can see how you and Y/n are related. Lovely young woman, sweet, caring, respectful. She has a real good influence on Peter."
Y/n and Peter just try and not laugh as Frank tries and conversate casually.
"Im glad your kids influencing mine rather than me influencing her." Frank spoke.
"Well if it means anything you seem like a good influence to me." May smiled, "and to Y/n."
Y/n only smiled nodding eating her soup.
"So...uh Ma'm how's your day?"
You were both cracking up on the way home, Frank only shaking his head at you, but he could only laugh with you
It was such an awkward dinner you couldn't help but laugh.
"It wasnt that funny.'
"It was. Come on!"
"....okay it was funny."
"See!"
You guys stopped for icecream on the way back despite having dessert with May and Peter.
You only smile as you guys drive no where, just the headlights and open road infront of you.
"You know. That kid up there? He's got your back. He's not tryin to change you. Im glad you've got a good friend like him. You've gotta have his back. Keep each other close."
"How close-"
"watch it kid."
"Thanks for being my old man."
"And im never gonna stop kid."
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3rensgf · 3 years
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stupid/annoying, but endearing, things they do in a relationship eren, armin, jean, connie, erwin, levi, reiner, bertholdt, porco, zeke, colt, hanji, mikasa, sasha, annie, pieck
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warnings: one mention of sex in erens, reader uses makeup in jeans, mentions of injuries and dilf!reiner in reiners
notes: this is a gn!reader. there are mentions of makeup being used, but i feel like any gender can use makeup. it's not even anything serious like a beat face. just some lip gloss n mascara. chapstick too but thats not makeup. it's just one line, so you can skip over it if you would like to!
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✩ eren bites you. its not even in a sexual way, he just likes to bite. they’re like a second form of kissing to him. you could be chilling together on the couch watching a movie, and he’ll just chomp on your shoulder. even when you were trying to focus on something, he swings by, bites then leaves. eren has no shame, so he does it in front of your friends too. you could be having a normal conversation with mikasa and he’ll just bite you, then the two of you carry on as if it was normal. it’s not normal. but you love it. sometimes you bite him back too. but only in private.
✩ armin gives you random things he finds. armin likes to go out and explore, with or without you. when he comes back after an adventure you opted out of, he always has something for you he found. a rock, a seashell or a cool flower are just some of the things he gets for you. if he can’t find something, he finds a gift shop to get you something instead, saying, “well, (y/n), i did find it in the gift shop.” he always looks so proud giving it to you, rambling about the story of how he found your gift. you have a small box tucked away with all the treasures he gives you.
✩ jean steals your things. whenever he comes over, he likes to mooch off your possessions. if he’s spending the night at your place and needs a shower, he’s using your shampoo, conditioner and body wash. if his lips are chapped, he swipes your lip balm to use on himself. one time you even walked in on him trying your mascara and lip gloss. another time he had your clothes on his giant frame. but he always replaces whatever he uses, venmoing you within the next few days with some cash and a sorry note. “sorry for using ur lip balm baby, buy some more <3” with $20 attached to it. you tell him that lip balm doesn’t even cost that much, but he tells you to treat yourself to lunch with the extra money.
✩ connie makes plans without letting you know beforehand. at 3am, you are woken up by an influx of messages and calls from your boyfriend. in your sleepy state you go to answer him, only to be told to get dressed and come out. he’s right outside of your house and hungry. you remind him it’s very early in the morning and you both have class. “but i’m hungry and craving burgers,” he repeats. you have no choice to get in the car with him. this can happen throughout the day, not just early in the morning. one time he whisked you away in the middle of your online class because he didn’t tell you he bought tickets to a movie showing in 30 minutes. the memories you share on these spontaneous dates are always your favorite ones with him.
✩ erwin buys you whatever you like in bulk. it’s not even an exaggeration when you say bulk. you mention one thing to him, and the next day there are boxes upon boxes sitting on your kitchen counter. “these oranges taste pretty good,” you mumble to yourself as you peel your 2nd one. erwins sharp ears hear this, and first thing in the morning he’s off to buy multiple bags of your supposed favorite oranges. it takes you days, sometimes weeks, to finish whatever he decided to buy you. you always tell him he doesn’t need to buy so much, but he never listens. though, you always appreciate how attentive he is to your likes and dislikes.
✩ levi cleans up for you and ruins your organization. it’s always a blessing when someone else decides to take on the burden of cleaning for you, and you thought you hit the jackpot with a boyfriend who loved to clean, clean, clean. but it could get annoying when you suddenly couldn’t find anything you placed anywhere. if you’re anything like me, you’re messy but organized. you know where things are. when levi comes to clean, he places things where he thinks they should go. you’re sent on a wild goose chase looking for your pencil case, only for it to be in a completely different drawer than the one you usually kept it in. despite this behavior, it’s always nice to come home from a long day from school to see your desk organized. what was once a mess of papers and other supplies have been filed into their correct places, the table wiped down from any lingering coffee stains and your supplies being organized in a way so you knew where everything was. sometimes there’d be a plate of fruit with the note, “good luck on your exams,” written in your boyfriends neat writing beside it.
✩ reiner coddles you too much. whenever you express any sort of discomfort, reiner is always rushing to your side. “are you hurt? do you need medical attention? how many fingers am i holding up?” he asks, checking you for any cuts or bruises. thank you, honey, but i’m fine. just bumped into the counter. despite that, he’s dragging you over to the bathroom to fix up your imaginary injuries. you always find it a bit much when you’re fine. it’s during the times where you’re actually hurt where you learn to appreciate it. he’s so gentle cleaning your cuts, kissing them softly once they’re dressed. you wonder if he’d be like that with your future children.
✩ bertholdt is too nervous around you. it’s been years since the two of you got together, and he still refuses to make eye contact with you. his hands get sweaty and shake when you attempt to hold his hand. he always stumbles over his words when speaking to you as he tries to find the right words to say. he even blushes when he introduces you to other people as his significant other! you remind bertholdt over and over again that he doesn’t need to be so shy around you. but you cant help but coo over him showing up for your date, flustered mess and thrusting flowers into your hand. “they reminded me of you,” he said quietly, refusing to meet your eyes. you giggle and press a kiss to his hot cheeks.
✩ porco is too cocky for his own good. he’s always parading around the house, boasting about his latest achievements. he beat colt in a video game colt was a supposed god in. he can throw a baseball farther than zeke. he can run faster than pieck. if he’s taller than you, he's always making fun of you for being shorter than him. if you’re taller, you’re not exempt from his wrath either. he’s boasting about how he’s perfect height to not hit his head on doorways. he never goes as far as to hurt your feelings, always knowing when to stop. though he has a big ego, he would let it crash and burn just to see you smile after beating him at smash bros. you laugh and taunt him, happy you beat him in one thing. he doesn’t mind, instead watching you with a soft smile on his lips and love in his eyes.
✩ zeke forces you to work out with him. and it’s not like in the afternoon to help you stretch out. it’s not light yoga or a couple minutes on the treadmill. no, this man wakes you up at ass crack in the morning to take you on a 5 mile hiking trip. you barely have any time to register what is happening around you before you’re already standing at the start of the trail with your gear. “come on! we can’t slack off!” he says, clapping his hands together. the sun is beating down on you and your feet hurt, but this man doesn’t let you stop for a break. “we’re almost there,” he says. your complaining goes out the window when he shows you the view at the top. its one of the most beautiful things you’ve ever seen. hiking up long ass trails to see beautiful views with your boyfriend was so worth it in the end.
✩ colt accidentally turns your dates into babysitting sessions. you show up at his house with the promise of a good time, only to be met with a guilty looking colt and his little brother falco behind him. “sorry,” he says sheepishly, “gabi got sick with the cold, so i couldn’t drop him off there. i hope you don’t mind him staying.” you hide your disappointment behind a wide smile, nodding enthusiastically as to not hurt either of their feelings. you just wanted to spend some alone time with your boyfriend, and it would have to wait. hanging out with falco wasn’t actually that bad. the three of you had an amazing time together, watching tv, playing games and even baking together. if you hate kids, you can’t bring yourself to hate falco; he’s just the sweetest boy you’ve ever met. you and falco are already asking colt when the three of you can hang out again when you have to go back home.
✩ hanji is always talking. you don’t discourage them from talking about their interests. they’re very passionate about the things they love, and can’t help talking about them. its like the scene where hanji kept eren up all night talking about titans. when you’re trying to focus on something or go to sleep, hanji is just yapping away. you’re honestly amazed at their ability to never run out of things to say about the most mundane things. hell, one time they talked for an hour and a half about a building color they saw when they were out one day. but hanji just looked so happy when talking. their face would break out into a huge grin, and their arms would fly around as they told their story. it was too cute for you to tell them to stop.
✩ mikasa hovers too much. every corner you turn, every place you go to, mikasa is following. she claims she’s not clingy, but in reality she is. it’s like a cat who hates affection, but needs to be in the same room as you at all times. you don’t mind her following you into the bedroom or living room or kitchen. you had to draw a line when she tried to follow you into the bathroom. even when you’re out, she’s always following you around. you tell her it’s okay to break off from you and spend some time by herself, but she always shakes her head and follows you to your next destination. you’re always grateful for her hovering when a group of drunk people try hitting on you, whistling and telling you they’ll give you a good time. but one look at your girlfriend who showed up from out of nowhere, and they’re running away with their tails between their legs.
✩ sasha eats your food. she can’t help it. she likes to snack. she’s always hungry. and you get that. to stop things like this from happening, you have separate places to keep your food. just so sasha and you have your favorite snacks and takeout separated. you respect the rule, but your girlfriend seems to lose her reading skills when hungry, one too many times you have walked in on her with her hand deep into a bag of your chips, something you’ve been waiting to eat all week when you were supposed to watch that new horror movie on netflix with her. you huff and puff and retreat to your bedroom. sasha comes back after a few hours, looking upset with tons and tons of snacks in her arms. “i’m sorry i ate your chips,” she frowns. she sets down all the food she got on your bed. “i got all these snacks you liked as an apology. and 3 bags of your favorite chips.” you could never stay mad at her cute face.
✩ annie complains about spending time with you. “i like my alone time,” she says, brushing you off when you asked why she didn’t want to watch a movie with you. some people were introverted, preferring to spend time by themselves rather than with someone else. you were like that too; you had your moments where you didn’t feel like being around your girlfriend. but it became an annoying problem when she constantly shot down your attempts to hang out with you. when she finally agrees, she’s always finding something to complain about. but during important dates or when you’re not in the best mood, she’s always the first to remind you or initiate a hang out/date. she shuts her mouth and enjoys her time with you, not one criticism or groan leaving her lips. she would never admit it, but being around you made her so happy.
✩ pieck is always sleeping. you have to wait a few hours to get a text or call back from pieck because she’s always dozing off somewhere. “sorry sweets,” she yawns into the mic, “was taking a nap. need something?” good luck trying to reach your girlfriend during an emergency. when you come home with takeout for dinner because neither of you wanted to cook, she’s sleeping at the dinner table. when you’re watching a movie she wanted to watch, she’s snoring away, curled up at the end of the couch. during lectures you share together, she has her head in her arms and has the audacity to ask you for your notes in the end. and it’s not like she’s not getting enough sleep, no. she gets her recommended 8 hours of sleep and then some. it’s nice to have a sleepy girlfriend, though, when you’re dead tired from living. you drag your feet into the bedroom to see her about to take her nth nap for the day. she notices your zombie-like state and opens up her arms for you. the two of you cuddle and nap together, sleeping the stress away.
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strawbxrryneptune · 3 years
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Breathe, baby
Personal trainer!Southern!Bakugou
Porn with plot, unprotected sex, creampie, exhibitionism??, praise ig, implied pining, my shitty endings
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You loved the gym.
Not because you liked working out .
It was a pain when you woke up sore, or when you got sticky with sweat, even though the high of a workout is always worth it, and it meant you could finally fit into that tiny skirt from the mall you saw last week.
What you loved was how your undeniable attraction towards your new personal trainer made for good entertainment.
Katsuki Bakugou.
He was beautiful, new in your city, came from some place down south, and you're sure he knew every time he saw you how much you wanted him.
You couldn't stop gawking, always looking at his ass when he showed you how to do the squats, doing over his pure strength when he did pull ups.
You had arrived right on time, stretching before hand and making sure you looked good.
You strolled into your training room, already hearing some upbeat music and seeing Bakugou doing pull ups, grunting and muscles shaking from the slight strain.
You stand in the doorway, watching sweat trickle down his neck, into the wide neckline of his cami, which clung to his body, nipples peaking through the shirt.
His jaw was clenched, little huffs leaving him as he brought himself up again. The veins on his arms popped against his complexion, and you startled when you realized you were drooling.
You gave a soft cough, alerting him of your presence and watching as he hopped down, red eyes locking onto yours as his chest heaved, cheeks pink and eyes low. The headband holding his hair out of his eyes was slipping, so you went into action.
You dropped your bag on the ground, making your way towards him quickly. When you reached your hand out to touch him, he narrowed his eyes at you and stepped back, cheeks darkening further.
"Somethin' the matter, miss?"
You smile, body flushing at the way he draws out the formality.
"Oh, I just saw your headband was a little crooked. Wanted to fix it, was all."
He nods, giving you a once over before pushing it back up his forehead, turning to get a mat out.
"Oh I already did some workouts before I got here. Unless you wanna stretch me out some more. "
The wicked smile on your face doesn't go past Bakugou, his vermilion eyes widening as he steps back, grumbling under his breath as he turns back around, setting down two mats and sitting on one.
"We're doin' yoga. Noticed how yer' body was shakin' las' time so we're takin it easy t'day."
You give his strong back a dreamy smile.
Fuck, he's hot, healthy, and attentive? You could feels yourself start to swoon.
You make your way over to the other mat, sitting on your knees.
"M' gonna guide you through each pose, then we'll do em together, yeah?"
You let out a breathy "yeah" in response and watch as he rises to his feet, towering over you, before positioning himself behind you.
"Gonna touch you now."
Shit.
You feel a big, heavy hand gently land on the middle of your back, pushing you to rest on your elbows.
"Stand up, but keep yer' arms down f'me"
You raise your lower half into a standing position, arching your back forward. Bakugou goes to your front and squats, taking your hands and placing them in front of you so you're in downward dog position.
"Hold it there for 15 seconds."
You close your eyes and breath in, shuddering when you get a whiff of his musk, smoky and sweet.
"One"
"Two"
You peek open your eyes, looking up slightly to see him looking at his watch, counting the seconds down.
"Six"
"Seven"
You take the time to really admire him, his strong thighs, the way you can see freckles dotting the exposed skin, the way his shorts hug his waist, his top riding up on his abs and showing off a patch of hair trailing down..
"Thirteen"
"Fourteen"
You close your eyes at fifteen, pretending like you weren't just imagining ripping his shorts off with your teeth and running eager fingers through his blonde happy trail.
You're so caught up in your thoughts that you almost miss the way he runs his hand back down your spine, easing you down and murmuring a raspy,
"Good girl."
Before straightening up and walking over to the speakers.
Dazed, you watch as he puts on more relaxing music, walking back over to you.
"M' gonna try somethin' a little more difficult, kay? Let me know if ya start to ache."
Oh, you're already aching.
Aching for that di-
"Okay, I'll let you know."
He grunts in approval, twirling his finger for you to stand up.
He comes to your side this time, placing his hand back in the middle of your spine and bending you backwards slowly, humming when you reach your hands to brace yourself.
"Doin' such a good job fer me, yeah? Think ya can be a good girl and hold it fer 30 seconds?"
You almost audibly whimper.
"Mhm, I'll be so good Bakugou."
He starts counting, a deepness to his voice that wasn't there before, and you can feel your thighs begin to shake.
Bakugou can't take his eyes off of you, the way you bend so easily, taking his every word so nicely, eyes hazy and dazed and so so pretty.
The way your thighs shake makes him want to drop to his knees and sink his teeth into them. He wants to mark you up, leave bruises on your pretty ass and then kiss them better, eat out your sweet cunt and stuff you with his fingers when you get too loud.
He was raised with manners, though, and before he does any of that has taking your fine ass on a date.
"Thirty."
You breath out a shaky sigh, letting his hand guide you back down to the floor.
You look at the time, almost jumping in excitement when you realize your session is almost over. You need to get home now. Your panties are aboslutely drenched and you don't know how long you can go without saying something too bold.
Bakugou notices your excitement, raising a brow as he situates himself on his mat.
"Got smwhere to be, Miss?"
You flush, images of you with your hands between your legs and a certain blonde on your mind flashing through your head.
"Nope. Just wanna shower and eat my loneliness away."
He chuckles at that, sitting in lotus position.
"You have any plans?"
He looks up at you, studying your face for a bit, lips turning up slightly when you squirm.
"Nah. I got nuthin'."
You gulp, copying his position and fiddling with your fingers
"Well, uh. Do you wanna maybe.."
"Spit it out, angel, times runnin' out."
You bite your lip, the way he rasped the pet name had your head spinning.
"We could maybe get something to eat,, together? I can cook for you,, Like a date."
You're met with silence, and you feel embarrassment wash over you for a split second before you see a rough, veiny hand on front of you, then feel a warm palm on your face.
You look up and meet red eyes in searing eye contact, his lips curled in a smirk and cheeks dusted pink.
"A date, hm? I'd fuckin' love to Darlin'."
You squeal internally, missing his warmth when he pulls away to count to 30 once again.
♡♡
After stuffing yourself and Bakugou with some curry chicken, you invited him onto the balcony, sitting next to him on the swing seat.
You couldn't take your eyes off him the entire night. He was wearing a simple shirt and joggers, but the top hugged him so well and his sweats were low, riding up everytime he lifted something from the top shelf for you.
There a was a thick tension in the air. You wanted so badly to lean over and grab his jaw, to kiss him and make him groan, make him breathless with pleasure-
"Hey, ya listenin'? I asked ya a question."
You stratle, realizing you were staring at his face for too long.
"Sorry. I just wanted to kiss you- I mean,, fuck-"
Yeah, you shouldn't have drinking so much wine.
Bakugou’s eyebrows raise almost comically, eyes wide and lips pulling back in a grin, his handsome face inching closer to you until you can almost taste him.
"Ya wanna kiss me? Go 'head, I ain't stoppin' ya."
You immediately crash your lips against him, wasting no time in bringing your hand up to cradle his jaw, moaning when his big hand curls around your throat.
He tilts your head back, licking into your mouth and grabbing a thigh with his free hand, dragging you onto his lap. You roll your hips slowly, relishing in the groan it pulls from him.
He pulls away momentarily to suck at your bottom lip, biting down on it before kissing the stinging flesh.
He fiddles with the hem of your sun dress, gaze burning into you.
"Can I take this off, Darlin'?"
You pant above him, shivering at how sexy he sounded.
Damn, consent was hot.
"I don't know, can you?"
Your giggle is cut off by a moan when he flicks at your nipple through the dress, nipping at your collarbone.
"May I take this off, Brat?"
You whimper and nod, earning you another searing kiss before he pulls your dress up, watching your tits bounce out, taking a nopple into his mouth as his hand slides down.
He squeezes your doughy thighs in his hands, fingers pinching and kneading until he reaches your cunt.
You pray that he doesn't tease, you've been worked up for so long, and thankfully, he doesn't, slipping a finger into you and rubbing gently at your clit, picking up pace gradually and adding a second finger as you arch your back.
You pant and lean forward, hands lacing into his hair and hips grinding down onto his fingers. He groans into your nipple, moaning "harder" against you.
You comply, and he shudders, hips canting up to meet the downward roll of yours.
You feel your high creeping up on you, but you wanna feel him so bad, so you sluggishly push him away, earning you a confused grunt.
"Wanna cum on your cock."
Bakugou growls at that, lifting you up with one hand on your hip while the other pushes his sweats and boxers down, his thick cock springing free. You gape down at it, fat and veiny, flushed and dripping with pre as it twitches under your gaze.
His balls are fat too, heavy and round amd you just wanna take one in your mouth and suck till he creams from how good it feels.
Bakugou interrupts your staring with tap to your hips, slowly easing his way into you.
His thick mushrooms head pops in, and it burns so good. You feel like he's in your throat by the time he's all the way in, veins pulsing and dragging along your gooey walls. He leans his head back agasint the swing, mouth opening to pant as he move, feet digging into the ground and hips thrusting harshly into you.
His face is a dusty pink, eyes going crossed and drool starting to slide out of his mouth as he moans, hips picking up speed and fingers rubbing into your clit so good you almost collapse.
"Hah, yer so good, Darlin', fuck squeezin' me so good, gnna make me bussst"
"S'so close-"
"Mmh fuck, me too Angel. You wanna cum on my cock, Darlin? Cream all over me, make a mess of my balls and this cute little swing fuck fuck fuck- gnna bust baby, fill you up so fckin good."
You give a silent scream, arching your back and cumming hard, Bakugou following as he shoots thick ropes of cum into you, sliding down his base and pooling at his fat ball, still twitching.
"This is gnna be a bitch to clean up ain't it?"
@miggiisdumb @lady-bakuhoe
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animeomegas · 3 years
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Im kinda curious if itachi's alpha had enough of sasukes behavior because he cant spend with his Omega alone, im on angst mode while i read that it popped into my mind that what if Itachi's alpha fall out of love for him because of sasukes behavior.. ... ...
Would itachi's alpha really fall out of love for him and find a new omega that accept him and that their little brother/sister wont act like sasuke???
Srry im just rambling and curious 😅😅
Oof, an interesting question indeed.
I think that Itachi and his alpha's relationship is very healthy and so communication would have happened long before any drastic actions.
If Itachi's alpha started to get some feelings of resentment towards Sasuke or Itachi, they would tell Itachi right away so that they could address it together as a team.
...
"I've missed you," Itachi's alpha murmurs into Itachi's hair as they both lay in bed together, Itachi is resting on his alpha's chest, eyes half closed, enjoying the relaxed atmosphere.
"I haven't been anywhere," Itachi says sleepily, drawing shapes on his alpha's arm.
"I know, but it's still been ages since we got to spend time together like this," they sigh. "It's nice, I missed it."
"Me too," Itachi purrs, voice blissed out.
The glorious peace continues for a few more minutes until something had to ruin it: the sound of small footsteps echoes from around the hall.
Sasuke.
A hot burn of protectiveness and anger rushes through Itachi's alpha's chest.
"Big brother?" Sasuke's voice comes from behind the door. "Are you in here? I want to tell you about my mission-"
He swings open the door and they can see his face twist as his gaze settles on the cuddling.
"Oh. You're here."
Itachi's alpha raises an eyebrow at him and Itachi just sighs.
"Brother, I need to tell you about my mission, we can talk about it in my room-"
Sasuke tries to grab Itachi's arm to pull him out of his mate's embrace, but before they can even realise what they're doing, a ferocious snarl slips from their lips and their arms lock tightly around Itachi to keep him in place.
Sasuke startles backward immediately, his own, softer and more pup-like, growl slipping out in response.
Before either party has time to make another move, Itachi breaks out of your vice grip and puts himself between.
"Enough," he says, voice firm, and both growls immediately drop. "Sasuke, I am always happy to discuss your missions with you, but you must knock before coming into my room."
"But-"
"No buts," Itachi frowns. "Go downstairs and I'll come down in a moment, okay?"
"But I want-"
"Now, Sasuke."
Sasuke huffs but does turn around and leave the room, shutting the door behind him.
"I'm sorry," Itachi's alpha croaks out immediately. "I don't know what came over me, I didn't mean to do that at all."
Itachi stares for a moment in silence before speaking.
"Then why did you?" he asks simply.
"I don't know... I just felt so possessive and angry all of a sudden, and the thought that someone could drag you from me made me lash out."
Itachi hums in acknowledgement.
"I don't think... I don't think I can do this anymore, Itachi..."
Itachi's eyes immediately shoot up to meet his mate's.
"What?" he questions, voice as tense as the rest of him. "What can't you do anymore?"
It takes a few seconds to realise how that sounded.
"Oh, no, I don't mean you, I could never mean our relationship," Itachi relaxes as the words come out. "I mean living here. With Sasuke."
They can't bring themselves to draw up enough courage to look at their mate right now, so instead they power through with a reasoning.
"I mean, it was so nice of your parents to offer to let me move in after we got engaged, and I know we're moving out after our honeymoon, but... the wedding is still four months away and my instincts can't take never having any alone time with you. Especially since, well, I think my rut is coming up soon, and I could get aggressive if Sasuke gets in the way at the wrong moment-"
Itachi suddenly presses his lips against his alpha's and cuts off their rambling. His alpha is more than surprised at this unusual behaviour, but the contact soothes any lingering aggression and makes their brain fuzzy in the best way, so they simply enjoy the contact.
The two mates kiss for a few minutes, just gently caressing each other's lips with their own, before Itachi breaks away with a small bittersweet smile.
"I didn't realise this was having that much of an effect on you," Itachi says, idly stroking his alpha's face. "I will talk to my parents about us moving out before the wedding. They won't like it, but we are adults, I'm sure we can convince them."
Itachi's alpha brightens, feeling like several stone has just been lifted from their shoulders.
"Thank you," they say sincerely. "Have I ever told you how much I love you?"
"Hmm, one or twice," Itachi teases, leaning in for another kiss.
"Big brother! You're taking ages! When are you coming down?" shouts a voice from the bottom of the stairs.
Itachi sighs, but this time with a smile.
"I better head downstairs, but we'll talk to my parents this evening, okay?"
"That sounds great."
"Itachi!"
Itachi rolls his eyes but dutifully leaves the room, and with the promise of moving out soon sitting on their mind, Sasuke's antics seem funny for the first time in a long while.
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lvyu · 3 years
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[ Blurb idea! :) ]
[ Cc! Dream with a crush on another faceless streamer, perhaps... ]
aNON MY BAD I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED IT BEFORE AND YOU CANT PRIVATE AN ANSWER HSHS i’m sorry anon! but here’s your ask (focused a little more on the crush bit than faceless though)
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honestly he could and would,
i like to imagine that in his free time he probably just watches some small streamers because, you know, he’s been there, he knows it’s hard to get an audience and following. one of his ways of giving back to the community as best he can, y’know?
anyways that’s sort of how he found you!
streaming on twitch with about 15 viewers (pretty good, actually) and he enjoyed your content! he enjoyed your personality and the little twist you put on whatever you were streaming that day. he didn’t say anything in chat, sort of just watched for a while before he followed you when you went offline.
for the sake of this, i’m going to assume your primary game isn’t minecraft, so when he got a notification you were streaming minecraft, he was a little, little excited. even if you’re trash at the game, he finds it funny and entertaining to watch as you try to get through the game, only to be exploded by a creeper not more than two minutes later.
he eventually reaches out to you just because you seem like a nice person he wants to know better.
needless to say, you were a little shocked, but excited, when you received a dm from him. sure, you saw the follower notification, but you thought it was just a prank or a false username. it was fun to know you, a small streamer, were able to capture the attention of a man who himself captured the attention of so many.
the first time he would ever realize his feelings for you, though he denies it, would be already well into your friendship (about some months) and one day you’re talking to him, and suddenly you open up in a way you hadn’t before.
“don’t you get like, really anxious with all the face reveal stuff? i mean i know i’m nowhere near even as accomplished as you, or even with so many people... but doesn’t that get to you?”
“...with all your friends with their facecams and everyone asking for a reveal?”
i think just knowing you trust him with your fears and anxieties, being vulnerable and opening up to him, just makes him feel so content, you know? he gives you the best advice he can, and eventually later that night, starts to open up to you too.
he relishes in the moments where he can just talk with a friend, with someone who’ll listen about anything and everything he says. something about that suddenly makes everything feel right to him.
you become a more important part of his life and you make him happier every time he hears your voice or sees a message from you. the idea of being able to chat with you is enough to make him smile.
but i think the real hitter here (is that a phrase?), is when you send him a gift for his birthday and he just loses it.
“dream!
thank you for entering my life, i’m so happy you’re apart of it. everything you’ve done for me this past year is unbelievable and yet here you are, always ready to lend a helping hand with a smile and i love that about you :)
glad we met,
hope you have a nice birthday! (open the folded paper too!)”
he opens it and it’s just a really crude and horrible drawing of his character and he loves it so much. it’s purposely drawn so horribly and he loves that too, it brings a smile to his face and he can’t help but just, cry because he’s so glad to have you in his life too.
and he cries, and he realizes just how much he truly cares for you.
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emonaculate · 3 years
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Streamer Eren Headcanon pt 2
`❥ AU: Modern!AU
`❥ Genre: Fluff
`❥ Pairing: Streamer!Eren x Black!Reader
`❥ Warnings Include: Profanity, Established relationship, Eren is a dork
`❥ Author Note: You guys loved the first one so much I decided to do it again. Sorry if it isn't as good as the first one, I'm working on other projects at the same time
Eren met you during college and was instantly smitten
You were a foreign student studying abroad
He spent months trying to learn English just to properly talk to you
You finally cave in and go on dates with him because slfkssrlw how could you not when he's that sweet
Having said that, when you're frustrated whilst he streams, to check on you he'll switch over to English.
"Hey pretty girl whats wrong?"
"I can't find the letters for my cross word."
"....Aha lemme see."
He is trying his hardest not to laugh at your cute little scrunched up face as he helps you find the word.
During his charity streams, by popular vote, he lets you do his make up
Despite the stream being 24 hrs long people continue to watch because the interactions are too cute.
" 'Ren stay still."
"It feels moist."
"Never say that again."
"Wait. Babe. I want the thingy on my eyes."
"Thingy?"
"Yeah the sharp shit and the stuff on my lashes."
"Its called wing liner and mascara, Eren."
"Yeah that shit."
"Don't swear. Kids are watching."
"Man fuck them-"
"Yeager."
"....Ahem... sorry."
He is definitely the baddest bitch after you finish <3
Kept the make up on even after the stream finished
He may be a COD player but he does not have toxic masculinity
LOVES how he looks when pampered and whilst he'll never go out of his way to do make up or use your products; if you ever offer he's down
"What that's shit on your face?"
"It's an Indian face mask."
"It looks like throw up."
"Do you wanna try it?"
"Yes."
Once talked shit about braids not hurting that bad.
So the only natural solution was to make a bet
You styled his beautiful long hair into nice and neat cornrows (if you can't braid, take him to the africans)
He couldn't even sit through the procedure, literally got up and left midway through
"Fuck no. I like pain as much as the next guy but hell no."
"Aw baby what wrong? I thought it wasn't that bad."
Went on stream the next day to talk about the experience and why he wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Everyone can tell that your relationship is serious when you accidentally broke his PS5
Like he gets absolutely livid and wants to do nothing more than yell at you
But after seeing your teary eyed expression and your broken apologies in German
He just accepts it and steps completely out of the room to keep from blowing up on you.
It takes a few days and even though you feel completely like shit, you dont bother him
He finally comes around and just holds you tightly
No words or anything
His gesture is enough to let you know he forgives you.
He gets a new one immediately and is more careful when it comes to letting you mess with alone though lmao
Decides to do the little draw my life video and moves people to tears without trying
He thought his trauma was normal pfft
While that gets to people, what really affects his audience is when he get to how you make him feel
"If I can describe Y/n with one word, I'd have to say sunshine. You know that feeling when you've seen nothing but depressing rainstorms for months at a time but just that one day, the sun pokes out and shows that the world isn't so gloomy and bad. It's actually quite beautiful. The sun manages to make those sad raindrops look like diamonds. Thats Y/n to me. She makes the days where I feel at my worst better in every way. "
Eren suffers from a couple mental illnesses which is why he donates to their respected charities
He suffers from ADHD, Depression, and Anger issues.
Now you can't just magically make all of his issues go away but you being around does soothe him in a special way
Not many people can do that and LOTS have tried
But you just manage to get him in ways he cant explain
Even the videos with all of his friends involved, his focus on you
Fans can tell when you guys are not together during streams
Eren's temper is a lot shorter and he pops off quickly.
And of course he just so happens to play "getting over it"
This is one of those times he gets cancelled
Coochie-manz63: wow ur trash
"You're literally someone who hides behind a fucking screen to talk shit but I know if I was in front of you; there would be no exchange because if you so much looked at me wrong, I would have beaten your ass into fucking next year, you dyslexic fucking waste of space. Learn how to goddamn spell before you try to talk shit again."
IloveYEAGGGGER23: Damn..
You ended up being the one to clean up his mess, yet again
"Eren is very sorry for his actions, He understands how his words can be hurtful to others.. Right babe?"
"Huh? Oh um yeah.. My bad ig."
After the apology video, you give Eren one of your famous lectures.
"Eren you can't treat others like that just because you get a little upset. Remember what your therapist said about controlling your temper. You can't just do it when I'm around, you have to do it all the time.
Now Eren loves you to pieces but your lectures just do not help his ADHD mind.
So to shut you up, he does the only thing he knows how
Takes your breath and thoughts away with his passionate kisses.
His pattern is always the same
He pretends to listen, nodding occasionally, stands up and moves closer to you.
Grabs your jaw gently and tips your head back before capturing your lips into a sheering kiss that always leaves you breathless
"What were we talking about?"
"We were just going to get some food."
You're just as weak for Eren as he is for you <3
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shig-a-shig-ah · 3 years
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Gangbang by the lov
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Anon I know I have ignored this for a week and I am sorry for that, but let me tell you: I got this request and I was like ‘fuck it, if I’m going to do it I’m going to do it right’ and was all set to do a full fic because how do you even fit something so involved into a few paragraphs? 
Except here’s the thing: it’s fucking hard! Who knew? Not me, because I am a fool and I thought I could just pop out 3.5k words of gangbang in a week or something and be content with it, but lemme tell you, it took that way longer than I expected just choreograph some sequence of events. Like, just the set up and making it clear who’s doing what, let alone making it actually read well took so much time. So, hats off to anyone who’s ever accomplished that task, you’re more man than me.
Anyway, in the end I abandoned the set up and I wouldn’t quite consider this a full fic, but it got pretty long anyway. 
» pairing: male!LoV Members x afab!reader
» cw: gangbanging, obviously. Also double penetration, eating ass, anal sex, masturbation, a sprinkle of voyeurism and a lil’ bit of dirty talk, and maybe degrading language if you squint. 18+, minors DNI. 
» wc:  1.7k
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They let Jin start you off—the League doesn't want to wreck you too badly after all, wants to get you nice and ready so they can keep doing this, again and again for as long as you're willing to be their good little slut. You never know when it's coming either, some of them will exchange a look and suddenly Jin is pulling you to him, nestling his broad chest against your back and letting his hands wander, groping at your chest and pinching your nipples, sliding beneath the waistband of your pants to toy with your folds, telling you that you're “such an obedient slut” for him in one breath and “such a useless whore!” the next, his face flushing at the outburst while he grinds his cock against the curve of your ass.
It's Compress who joins next—what kind of gentleman would he be, after all, if he didn't help get you warmed up for them? He and Twice will guide you somewhere comfortable like the couch in the corner, peeling off your clothes along the way, and the next thing you know Jin is tugging you into his lap, making you face him as he sinks you down on his cock, his lower lip caught between his teeth as he whimpers at the feel of your warm, wet pussy enveloping his length. Compress is already kneeling behind you too, hands spreading your cheeks wide so that he can tongue at your ass; it's important after all to get all those holes ready, because god knows they'll be using them.
When Jin gets close to finishing, he'll reach down to stroke your clit, getting you mewling. Those sweet little sounds pouring from your mouth are more than anyone could resist—can't let 'em go to waste, after all. This is when Muscular steps in, stroking that intimidatingly large cock, pressing it's fist-sized tip against your lips until you part them to give kitten licks around his head, all you can manage to start, when it's so thick.
Your hips buck when Compress slips one of those agile fingers into your puckered hole, chuckling softly at how the invasion makes you squirm and then adding another slick digit. The way you writhe has Twice gripping your hips harder too, thumb rubbing more furiously at your sensitive nub, and all those sensations are enough to have you cascading over the edge, crying out and shuddering as you cum. Muscular takes advantage of the way your mouth gapes when you cry out, forcing his way past your lips, stretching your mouth impossibly wide around his length, all while Jin is twitching beneath you, the feel of your cunt clenching around him more than enough to have him painting your walls white as he shouts his appreciation, "Thank you, thank yo—fuck—thank you."
And then Muscular and Compress are lifting you from Twice's lap, arranging you on all fours so that Muscular can fuck your mouth more properly and Compress can start the work of sinking himself into your tight ass. He whispers in your ear the whole time, praises and reassurances to help you take him.
"Deep breath now, that’s it," he'll croon. "Just relax, I assure you I'll take excellent care of you."
There's something about his voice that’s soothing. Hypnotic even, perhaps one more trick the mysterious man has mastered, and it never fails to work, your whole body going limp and accepting those invasions in the best possible way, leaving you tight yet compliant for Compress as he buries himself in your ass. It helps for Muscular too, your throat and your jaw relaxing enough for him to surge past the tight ring of your throat so he can fuck your face properly, growling lustily as you accept him without complaint. They rock you back and forth between them, a seemingly endless and exquisite fullness that has your sex dripping, slick running down your thighs as you clench around nothing, and you swallowing eagerly when Muscular finally releases his load down your throat.
When he withdraws you catch a glimpse of Moonfish, leaning against the wall on the other side of the bar. It's impossible to tell if he's watching with that leather hood covering his face, but you know he's enjoying himself one way or another, the same way he always does—thick threads of spit running down his chin and an obvious bulge at his crotch as he ruts against the air, writhing his way to his own hands-free release.
But that view is blocked when Shigaraki and Dabi settle in to take Muscular's place in front of you, stroking themselves gently and grinning widely. Dabi runs one hot thumb along your spit-slicked lower lip.
"Ain't that cute, you looking all fucked out already?" he murmurs, and then his hand is on the back of your head, guiding you to lick at his cock. You run your tongue along the underside of his shaft, tickle at the line of barbells placed there before sucking lightly at his tip, moaning against it as Compress's thrusts grow rougher, more erratic, sending you gasping every time he sinks himself deep into your rear entrance. Dabi draws a hissing breath and then guides your head towards Shigaraki instead.
"That's a good little fucktoy," Shigaraki whispers, dry lips twisting into a fond smile as he pinches your tongue with two fingers, tugging it out and ordering you to keep it that way as he brushes his tip back and forth over that hot, wet muscle, ruts gently against it, using you to tease himself.
You don't notice when Compress cums, not until he's pulling out and his hands at your waist are replaced by the feel of claws tracing gently over your sweaty back. You can hear Spinner panting, and feel the way he's trembling a little. No matter how many times you've done this he always get so nervous about filling you up with those hemipenes, his cheeks flushing pink and his movements uncertain. But you know he loves that there's someone who can finally take him, take both of them, and you love the feeling of them filling you up just as much. So you cant your hips, rub your wet eager holes against him until he's making a strangled, impatient noise and forcing both cocks into you with a single thrust, and then you're moaning against Shigaraki's stiff member.
He jams it down your throat in response, humping against your face a little more eagerly as you meet Spinner's movements the best you can. The curve of his cock in your cunt hits just right against that sensitive spot inside, the feel of being stretched so wide and full sending you hurtling towards your next climax.
And Shigaraki's eager for it, loves to see you writhe and then squirt, making such a mess. He pulls out of your mouth, Dabi quickly taking his place in that drooling cavern, and then two of Shigaraki's fingers are rubbing fast circles against your clit.
"Should I make them cum, Spinner?" he asks, a teasing edge in his voice. "Want to feel them clenching around you?"
"Y-yeah, boss," you hear Spinner pant. "Fuck, please, yes."
Tomura's fingers speed up, add just a little more pressure and that's all it takes to have you bucking, your cunt contracting, gushing all over Spinner's cocks. You hear him whine, swearing under his breath as his thrusts speed up, and you feel even more deliciously full when he's twitching inside you, flooding both your holes.
You're repositioned again almost immediately, cum dripping out of you as you're tugged upright onto your knees, Shigaraki slotting himself against your back and sinking without warning into your ass while Dabi pins you from the front, driving himself abruptly into your cunt.
They like to be last, you know, like you sloppy and overstimulated when they take you, and fuck, you'd be lying if you said you didn't love it too, Shigaraki stretching your ass wide and the ridges of Dabi's pierced shaft massaging your insides in the most delicious way. It's different than the fullness Spinner gives you; his cocks always move in concert, a rhythmic cycling of fullness and emptiness that is a drastic contrast to Dabi and Shigaraki's variegated, asynchronous thrusts. Shigaraki wastes no time pounding into your ass with constant rough strokes, while Dabi likes to tease, likes to go slow until you're a whining mess, whimpering every time he grinds against your overstimulated clit and still begging him for more, pleading with him to make you cum as tears of pleasure stream down your cheeks.
He doesn't of course, not until he and Shigaraki are ready—they want you to cum when they do, want to feel you convulsing and milking every drop of their seed out of them. They only start to match their movements once they’re close, Shigaraki's hands snaking between your and Dabi's bodies to tweak at your nipples, twisting those sensitive buds.
"Is the greedy little toy gonna cum for us?" Dabi murmurs, his breath hot in one ear.
"You've been such a good little cocksleeve, taking everyone," Shigaraki purrs in the other, "so go on and show us how much you like it."
And you do. You cum so hard there's white spots flashing behind your eyes, your toes curling and your moans strangled as they escape your abused throat, throbs of ecstasy radiating through your core until you're left limp, Dabi and Shigaraki's grips the only thing keeping you upright as they ride out their releases, their cum leaking out around their cocks as they fill you to overflowing.
They lay you back gently on the couch when they're finally finished. There's a warm washcloth wiping at your thighs already, a soothing hand brushing your hair back from your sweaty forehead, but you don't pay any mind to who's doing what. You simply lay there and let them go about the business of cleaning you up, entirely trusting of their attentions, because you already know there's no reason not to be.
They always take such good care of you.
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dysfunctionalcrab · 3 years
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babysitter
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pairing: georgenotfound x reader
pronouns: gender neutral
description: george is left to babysit your niece
warnings: mentions of a future family? just in case that makes you uncomfortable.
[y/n/n] - your nieces name
[y/s/n] - your siblings name (gender neutral too)
note: i’m not too sure about this imagine, please a like or reply if you actually enjoyed! - niss
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you woke up to the sound of your alarm blasting your ear off, if you hadn’t turned it off right there you probably would have gone deaf.
george was sleeping like a baby beside you, you could hear his quiet snores. you were surprised he didn’t wake up to the sound of your ear-piercing alarm.
turning on your phone, you glanced at the time that read 12:30. you sighed in annoyance as you registered that you only had half an hour before you had to be on your way to university. so you got up and began your normal morning routine, brush your teeth, shower, have breakfast and finally get dressed. however, as you were packing your bag, almost ready to go, you received a notification from your [sibling]
[y/s/n]: we’re 5 minutes away!!!
[y/s/n]: thank you so much for agreeing to do this :)
fuck.
it completely slipped your mind. you had promised to take care of [y/n/n] for today, your 7 year old niece, while your [sibling] was at their job interview. regardless, you texted them a quick ‘no problem’ before rushing upstairs to wake up george.
he was still sleeping, but now he was completely hiding under the covers with one arm sticking out. you hated to interrupt his beauty sleep but this was more important. you began to shake him awake.
“babe,” you shook him
“wake up,”
“george,” you removed the covers off his face
“wake the fuck up!” you started poking his sides. usually, you would be a little less... harsh, but you were panicking.
finally the boy rose from his slumber, groaning and stretching all his limbs. he blinked a couple times before meeting your eyes
“good morning,” he said softly, as if he completely just disregarded your tone of desperation and worry.
you pulled him by his arm and he sat upright,
“you need to get up right now,” you told him
“what’s going on?” he questioned, clearly confused as you weren’t giving him any context
“you need to take care of [y/n/n] for today, i have classes today, and i need to leave in 5 minutes and [y/s/n] has a job interview and there’s nobody else to take care of her,” you rushed out all in once sentence.
“are you serious?” he narrowed his eyes at you. “you know how bad i am with kids, especially [y/n/n] , she hates me,”
that was partly true. unfortunately, your niece wasn’t exactly fond of george. ever since you even started dating,m, [y/n/n] acted cold towards your boyfriend, it only got worse when you moved in with him. she always refused to play a game if george was going to participate, or never accepted any high fives or hellos from him. you felt sympathy for george. this child despised him and now you were asking him to look after her.
“please, i’m begging you,” you looked at him with pleading eyes. his eyes softened up after recognising the urgency of the situation.
“fine,” he agreed. you sighed out of satisfaction that you didn’t have to stress out [y/s/n] over finding a new baby sitter.
“thank you so much,” you pressed a small kiss to his lips appreciatively.
right at that moment, you two heard the doorbell ring. you urged george to get ready as fast as he could while you went down stairs and greeted your [sibling] and your niece.
“auntie/uncle [y/n]!” [y/n/n] yelled as you opened the door, immediately rushing into your arms. she looked a lot taller than the last time you saw her
“how’s my favourite girl?” you picked her up and swung her, before placing a little kiss on her head
you gave your [sibling] a quick hug. they handed you a bag full of toys, teddies and colouring pens, along with a spare set of clothing just in case [y/n/n] got a little messy throughout the day. and some quick reminders about her favourite foods or how to get her stop crying. you’d looked after her before, so all of it was pretty familiar to you
“again, thank you so, so much, you have no idea how much you’re helping me.” they told you. your [sibling] gave [y/n/n] a kiss on the cheek and told her to be a ‘good and kind little girl’ before finally exiting the household.
george, at last, made his way down. wearing a decent pair of jeans and a hoodie, giving an awkward wave to [y/n/n]
you checked the time and knew you had to get going. you had to explain to her that uncle george was going to be the one looking after her today. and after one whole tantrum, you managed to convince her to be a good girl by promising to give her a big reward afterward.
finally, you kissed [y/n/n] and george a goodbye , then shut the front door behind you.
george and [y/n/n] stood opposite each other. there was an uncomfortable silence in the air. george felt so...he didn’t even know. what do you say to a child who hates you? [y/n/n] tightly clutched her bag of toys.
“so, [y/n/n],” george cleared his throat, he bent down to her level. “i hear you like toy story?”
[y/n/n] pouted “i don’t like you” she said, and stomped away.
george sighed. this was going to be a long day.
and it was.
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it started off with [y/n/n] innocently using her colouring pens and drawing random things, you know, as children do. but when she ran out of paper, she made her way to your office, where all your uni work was. she grabbed the closest piece of paper that was sitting on your desk, deciding it was going to be the next canvas for her art. this paper just happened to be a very important assignment.
when george caught her in the act, he had to physically tear her away from your office, in defiance of all her kicking and screaming.
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then, when george accidently left the door to your shared bedroom open. [y/n/n] waddled in without him noticing, she started playing with all of his devices. his computer, his microphone, and somehow she got a hold of his headphones, and took out the battery. george didn’t realise until he noticed the cover missing. he tried to ask her nicely where she threw the battery. but she insisted that she wasn’t going to give it back unless he stopped being ‘mean’
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when lunch time rolled around, george put a pizza in the oven, he remembered clearly that [y/n/n] loved pizza, specifically pepperoni. nothing could go wrong here.
but when he called her to the kitchen so she could receive her lunch. she just stared blankly at the pizza, and then at him. she crossed her arms
“[y/n] usually makes a smiley face with the pepperoni”
george just felt all his will to live just disappear
-
coloured pens and toys were spread out all across the living room floor, [y/n/n] was sitting in front of the tv, george put on one of her favourite shows which thankfully distracted her for a bit, allowing him to relax. he pulled out his phone and texted you
to [y/n] <3 : help me please
to [y/n] <3: i cant take this anymore, i’m literally dying rn
to [y/n] <3: come home quick
he exhaled heavily, throwing his phone to the side. he was so exhausted.
[y/n/n] was roleplaying with her toys, making them move around and doing squeaky little voices. george smiled at the innocence
“purple bear doesn’t play with us anymore. princess giraffe, mr. george took her away from us,” she spoke in a high pitched voice
george’s ears perked up. how funny that she had a teddy named ‘mr. george’. curiously, he watched the little girl.
“koala george, is a meanie, he stole purple bear and now they don’t want to hang out with us!”
it didn’t take a genius to find out what [y/n/n] was displaying through her role playing teddies.
that was why she didn’t like george. before they got together, [y/n] mentioned they almost spent every weekend with [y/n/n], playing with her and having fun with her.
she felt abandoned by [y/n] and felt as if george had taken them away from her .
george felt at fault as he noticed the girls eyes started to water.
“does purple bear love us any more?” she continued to play.
george decided it was enough and he switched off the television. he joined [y/n/n] on the floor and grabbed the teddy that was supposedly ‘koala george’
“[y/n/n]” he spoke softly. the little girl looked up at him expectantly. he held up the teddy.
“is this supposed to be me?” he questioned her.
“that’s a koala bear,” she answered
“no-, [y/n/n],” he said. he thought about how to ask her, and just chose it was best to be flat out with the child,”
“did i steal auntie/uncle [y/n] away from you?”
the question took her by surprise. she gazed at him with big wide eyes. she thought about her answer and grabbed the purple bear, which was supposed to be you.
“they don’t play with me as much anymore, they’re always with you, because of you, they don’t love me anymore,” she pulled a face, it wasn’t angry, it wasn’t annoyed.
it was a genuinely sad face.
george was sure he physically felt a pang of guilt in his stomach. he never even comprehended the fact that a child could feel so rejected.
“listen... [y/n/n],” he said gently. he thought about his words. comforting someone wasn’t exactly his strongest point, particularly not a child who detested him “[y/n] will never stop loving you, okay? they love you very much, and i’m sorry you feel like i stole them ”
[y/n/n] continued to listen.
“but don’t forget that [y/n] has so much love to go around! look, they love you, and they love me, they love grandma and grandpa too! they will always love one another even if they can’t see each other often,”
[y/n/n] stayed silent. she fiddled with the purple teddy, folding its ears and patting its head. she loved that bear. it was actually gifted to her by you, when she was first born. she brought it to her chest and hugged it. george tried a different approach.
“listen, how about- this weekend, we can all go to the park together, and have a picnic. you, me, [y/n], and your parents too,”
she continued to just stay silent. george didn’t know what to expect, she was unpredictable, was she going to throw another hissy fit? or start to cry? he wasn’t sure
“can we also get ice cream?” she asked
george smiled and felt himself relax. thank god. “all the ice cream you want,” he told her
[y/n/n] stood up and giggled. like her whole entire mood did a whole fucking 180. “okay! let’s go play dress up now!”
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7:45 pm. you finally arrived home. you were tired out of your mind. [y/s/n]’s interview was delayed by two hours and was currently half way back home, meaning you had enough time to spend with [y/n/n]
you unlocked the door, expecting to see a giant tsunami of toys and colouring pencils and pens, but what you saw was the most heart warming thing ever.
george was sleeping on the couch, his head resting on the armrest. he had a couple pink bows in his hair, his lips were painted a hot pink, he was wearing a couple sparky bracelets and a purple floral necklace.
in his lap, [y/n/n] rested her head, she was wearing a fairy costume with matching pink bows and sparkly bracelets.
you quickly snapped a photo of this wholesome moment. because, who wouldn’t? you spent a few minutes just watching the two sleep, they were probably just as tired as you.
moments like these made you really appreciate the people you had in your life. the people you love so dearly much.
you didn’t want to disrupt the ambience but you felt it was better for your [sibling] to collect your niece when she wasn’t covered in glitter and an overload of pink accessories.
you quietly woke george up,
“baby, wake up.” you shook him awake, gently. in a very different way than you did this morning. he opened his eyes. and immediately smiled upon seeing your face. you ran your thumb across his cheek
“it looks like you two had a lot of fun,” you teased.
he quietly chuckled. “she’s okay,” he told you. looking down at the little girl sleeping in his lap.
you slowly and carefully picked her up, removing any accessories you thought may seem uncomfortable to sleep in. she was a heavy sleeper.
you carried her upstairs, tucking her into you and george’s bed and placing a kiss upon her forehead. you turned back to george and rushed in for a bear hug
“thank you so much for doing that,” you said. “i love you so much, i know it probably wasn’t easy, she can be quite the handful,”
george chuckled. “handful is an understatement,”
“you’d better be willing to dress up like that with our own kids one day.” you stated, hugging him tighter.
his face broke out into a small smile, having thought of an image of you two playing with you future kids. he kissed top of your head and then your nose
“maybe one day”
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