they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

Even though it kills me I love humid heat. Give me that pool of disgusting sticky summer. Take me back to my childhood. If the fan is on and I still can’t feel a breeze, then you’re not doing it right. Make me swim through the air. Make me fight mosquitos with the wrath of God. Make me be angry that clothing exists and so, so grateful that I have something to cover me from the sun.

summer is coming up lads..

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

And the verdict on the Pitbull song?

any tips on fireball?

slow and steady wins the race

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

I love season 3 Will so much because he knew Hannibal wanted to fuck him so bad and he used that to his advantage except he underestimated how badly he wants Hannibal to fuck him bro almost popped a vein at the mention of another dude’s name, like calm down he ain’t getting any in maximum security prison and also remember how you have a wife and a kid at home?

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The 4 approaches to “orphaned etymology” problems in fiction

1. Obviously we can’t call it French toast if there’s no France so we’re just gonna replace it with something else.

2. The word abattoir sounds too French so it wouldn’t make sense for it to be here without a France. Even though we use English without there being an England.

3. This is called a Ming vase because when you tap it it makes a “Ming!” sound.

4. I am JRR Tolkien and every single word I write has a fictional etymology attached to it that I am translating into English for your convenience.