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geemyfirstluvstory · 6 months

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"Oh! oh! oh! oh!, 오빠를 사랑해"

blue lock boys as boyfriends + playlist (can y'all tell i listen to too much kpop), fem reader, i'm feeling sad and depressed rn let me be a little angsty but i can't stand sad endings

michael kaiser: melancholy at it's finest but not in a sad way, but definitely in a more nostalgic way. he's a red flag at best and a long gone man at worst. but as a boyfriend he does his best to make you feel good about yourself, mostly via spoiling you rotten. diamonds, clothes, the best food, anything. maybe he doesn't actually like you maybe he just likes the idea of you. but he will eventually come to love you and when he does it's like a dream, he has a resting bitch face and cocky attitude but when he does open up to you it's completely serious.

playlist- chill kill (red velvet), no blueberries (dpr ian ft dpr live + cl), baby (dj roots ft camo + 정진형), love story (indilla), flower (jisoo), siren (taeyeon), anoko complex (=LOVE), monochrome kiss (SID), diary of jane (breaking benjamin)

oliver aiku: yeah girl you're not dating him...he's definitely an ex as i write this. this man is, despite how nice he is, a player at heart and girl you can't change that. but he does keep you in mind. perhaps you're his favourite special lady. he kind of pops in and out of your life, big dick though so it's okay. he knows how to treat a lady though so it's not bad but you have to be careful or you'll catch too many feelings. maybe some time passes and you're eventually end game.

playlist- rsvp (koala ft. jessi), GAL (ohayo), mommae (jay park ft ugly duck), party (chris brown ft tyga), boom (dpr live ft dpr ian), thnks fr th mmrs (fall out boy), gamez (bei maejor ft keri hilson)

don lorenzo: girl why? girl, bye. the least you could do is make sure he had real teeth...but oh well we all slip up sometimes. he's addicted to you completely, day and night he thinks about you. y'all know homeboy loves money you likely met him at a club or party. somewhere in that territory and don has no problem with spending loads of cash on you. probably wooed you over with a condo in florence since y'know his little honey in his hometown. but his biggest flaw is definitely his obsession over money

playlist- ayo (chris brown), royals (lorde), ps5 (salem ilese ft txt), i got a boy (girl's generation), swalla (jason derulo), hula hoops (dpr live ft beenzino + hwasa), empire (wengie ft minnie), red lipstick (lee hi ft yoon mirae), best friend (saweetie ft doja cat), nobody's better (Z ft fetty wap)

#blue lock x reader #blue lock #blue lock headcanons #michael kaiser x reader #oliver aiku x reader #don lorenzo x reader #michael kaiser #oliver aiku #don lorenzo

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jamiesfootball · 3 months

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Beard pulling James Tartt out of the room.

Beard telling Ted earlier, “I’m going to walk it off” after Wembley. He follows a crowd as they sign Blue Moon. Stares down an equally solemn looking child on a bus until the child's mother pulls him away. The blue moon hovers behind him. His waywardness as he debates whether or not to seek out Jane. How he needs to know she loves him back. The blue moon's hanging from the wall outside Bones & Honey. How Beard self-aggrandizes, pretending to be a retired Oxford professor. How he fills his fake-life up the way he fills up conversation: with philosophy and poetry. He references Fight Club and talks about reality being a simulation but then still follows the woman in the red dress (Matrix) and his entire conversation with her reads like something from a movie. The blue moon hovers over them.

Threatened, he runs from another man and there's a satellite behind him on the roof. He jumps. He thinks he escaped. The blue moon hovers above him.

How he walks into the light thinking his life is about to be saved. It's not a light. It's James Tartt. The blue moon's come to find him again.

"Is that love or do I just have a problem?" "Why can't it be both?"

"Part of me thinks Beard really wanted to get beat up tonight."

"Clearly he'd rather punish himself than accept the love and support of the people around him."

"I'm beginning to think Coach Beard hates himself."

He keeps losing his keys (his home). His wallet (his identity).

"And I am under no illusions that she could solve what ails me. But when I'm with her, the world just feels… more interesting."

He finds Jane. He tries to trade in the blue moon for a pink cross and when he finds her, she's holding a circle. A hula hoop that she slides over his head.

More interesting than the blue moon, but it's still a circle. He's traded in something that hovers over him for something he can hold.

#there is an abuse narrative here #I don't think I've articulated it well enough #but in my defense this episode feels like it lasts a thousand years #ted lasso rewatch #beard after hours #coach beard #ted lasso

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thepixelelf · 2 years

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[lavender mist] Your laughter bounces off the walls of the apartment, which only makes Jihoon’s evil grin widen.

“Stay back bitch!” you all but screech. “I know how to use this!”

He stands only a few feet away, arms held halfway up as if he’s going to pounce on you at any second. All sweaty, Jihoon’s just come back from the gym, and he threatened you with a gross, damp hug as soon as he walked through the door. Normally you wouldn’t care that much, but you just had a shower.

“Are you trying to spray-bottle train me like a cat right now?”

He points at the Febreze in your hand, eyes going thin at the endearing sight before him.

You scoff and move your trigger finger closer to the handle. “This is Mediterranean Lavender, you little shit. It’s known to kill.”

“I knew we should’ve gone with Honey Berry Hula,” he jokes. Still, he doesn’t back off, and you both slowly circle each other, keeping eye contact all the while.

Despite your (very totally) scary threats, Jihoon lunges forward, and you scream, jumping out of the way just before he can wrap you in his big sweaty arms. He chases you throughout the apartment, his laughter loud enough to be heard through the walls. Your neighbours have to hate you by now.

“Stop chasing me, you lunatic!”

“Stop being ungrateful!” Jihoon says as he runs after you. “I never give you hugs!”

“That doesn’t mean–” You find yourself trapped in a corner, your arm held out straight and pointing the nozzle at Jihoon’s face. “–I want your gross gym smell on me.”

He only smiles again and holds his arms up invitingly, as if you’d want to get all up in that sweat. Ew. “Who’d turn this away?”

“I will use this,” you warn. “You’re going to have lavender in your system for days.”

Jihoon glances up, taking in the thought. “I can deal with that.”

He gives one last surge towards you and engulfs you in quite possibly the warmest hug you’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

“Jihoon,” you complain after an exaggerated gag, “you smell awful.”

He just hugs you tighter, nuzzling his nose into the crook of your neck. “You love it.”

“I absolutely do not.”

Raising his head, Jihoon flashes another annoyingly bright smile your way, and you can’t help but be a little endeared. “C’mere,” he says even though you’re about as close as two people can get. He takes your arms and raises them over his shoulders, laughing a bit when he’s met with no resistance.

His lips meet yours in a soft as light kiss, and maybe – only maybe – you enjoy it a little.

“You still smell like a gym floor,” you whisper against his lips.

He laughs, backing away, and you frown slightly at his smug expression.

“There’s an easy answer to that, you know.” He brings your hand with the Febreze between you, placing his thumb over your finger and pressing down. Lavender mist sprays into the air above you, and you both break out into laughter. That laughter, though, eventually turns into frenzied coughing.

“Oh my god.”

“That’s awful.”

“Why did we buy this?!”

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green-magical-girl-showdown · 1 year

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Submissions Open!

We all know green has a reputation of being under appreciated in magical girl designs, so lets have a tournament to highlight all the best Green Magical Girls (Gender Neutral) around!

We've got 15 slots to fill (Sailor Jupiter is automatically in the tournament as she is the gold standard) so I'm opening it up for suggestions. The characters with the most submissions will be included so act fast!

Submissions will be open until Monday, April 17, 2023, 5 p.m.(CST)

RULES

"Magical Girl" is a gender neutral term here. Submissions can be a girl, boy, enby or anything else

Please only magical girl characters. No mascots, objects or non-magical folk

Green MUST be a major part of color scheme of the overall design example - if the character has green hair and green accessories but their outfit is mostly black, that's ok. example - A character with pink hair, pink dress but has a green bracelet, I'm sorry but that won't count

Aqua green & neon lime green are ok!

Form changes are ok! (example - Idol Honey or Macadamia Hula Dance)

Series doesn't have to be mainstream. Indie projects, games, web comics etc. are ok to suggest!

Have fun!

If you have any questions feel free to ask!

#magical girls #green #mahou shoujo #precure #sailor moon #magical girl #tournament

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crazyfor-toby · 1 year

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Side Story-[1]

Loading…100% complete -The past to be forgotten-

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You held onto your mom's shirt looking at the tile floor as she talked to the woman in front of her. "That must be your daughter?" the woman said looking down at you asking for your name.

"Y/n, and your son?" your mom said smiling looking at the weird boy who was also holding onto his mom.

"Toby."

"That is such a cute name! Y/n how about you go talk to Toby." Your mom said nudging you on.

"nooo" you whined clutching onto her harder.

"Y/n. Go talk to him." you mom said giving you a stern look.

You groaned kicking your feet walking up to the boy. "Hi,"

"H-hi" he said looking around fidgeting with his hands. you looked up across the aisle.

"Follow me" you said grabbing onto Toby's hand and dragging him along with you. You grabbed onto a rainbow lei and put it on Toby while giggling. You grabbed onto a hula and a coconut bra, giving it to Toby to put on. Toby grabbed some flamingo glasses and them on making a bunch of different faces. You giggled looking at him "You look funny!" He started laughing with you while continuing to make faces. "Toby, you're my new best friend." you said with a big grin.

"O-okay-" Toby said nervously as you hugged him.

"Y/n, honey. We're leaving now, say goodbye to Toby." Your mom said walking over to you. You let go of Toby and grabbed your mom's hand.

"Bye Toby! I'll see you later."

"O-okay, bye!"

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alpaca-clouds · 9 months

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When White (or allistic?) people travel...

I am gonna travel a bit next week. Well, "a bit" really means: I am gonna dip across the border for a few days into the Netherlands (I am living really close to the border) and bike around a bit. At least as long as the weather is gonna play along.

But it has reminded me of this one thing I always saw when I was traveling.

And I am to this day not entirely sure whether it is a white people thing or an allistic people thing. And that is this need to travel often into a fantasy land.

Now, there are those people who will travel to some hotel ressort and hang at the beach for ten days. Which is valid. Laziness is a myth. All power to you. Just consider to maybe not do it on indigenous land. (No, really. The gif is there for a reason. Do not travel to Hawai'i.)

But there is this other kind of travel happening too. The travel, where you wanna see this other country - but not as it really is, but this idealized fantasy version of it.

I most often saw this in relation with Japan. Because let's face it. A ton of people, who are into Japan, are into Japan because of anime and the stuff they have "learned" through anime, with maybe some Japanese self-mythology put into it when it comes to stuff like honor and samurai and what not. And then they travel to Japan and are very, very disappointed, because the Japan they arrive in is not anime!Japan, but just another place. Another speck of earth so to speak. Where just normal people live, not anime characters. Sure, there are cool shrines and temples to visit. But all in all it is just a place like any other. It is not fantasy.

But it is a thing I have seen with a lot of white people travelling. They do not want to visit a place but the fantasy version of that place. Like, with Hawai'i they wanna go palm beach, hula dancing, aloha and what not. They do not wanna go to a place where the indigenous population is exploitated and gets further and further pushed from their land. If they go to South Africa, they wanna go to this trendy place, watch some whales and what not, not see the rampant poverty and crime. Or when they go visit Greece, they wanna see that country with those nice ruins and stuff, eat some good food, and once again not be confronted with the poverty.

I still remember when I was a teenager and got send onto this Christian youth trip to Corfu, Greece. Now, it was knda funny, because it was a Christian youth trip - but our hostel was right next to the local brothel. But the pimp was actually a super nice guy, just so you know. Like, I got bullied on that trip by some of the other teens and at one time he just threatened those bullies to set his dog onto them, before inviting me and my friends over for dinner.

Now, the entire trip was two weeks and every day there was the option to go somewhere. Either to the beach or to see some sights. I did not go along. Partly because of the bullying, partly because I never got the idea of "seeing the sights". Instead I made friends with some local kids and hung out with them. At times I went with them on some trips they did with their families... And the irony is: I have seen much more of that island than anyone else on that trip. Just not... the ruins and stuff, that everyone else wanted to see. But I saw a farm where I got to taste some fresh honey, got a street dog to the vet, somehow ended up on a small fishing boat, was at a party where a kid got babtized, and visited a couple of villages that usually tourists just drive through. I learned a lot about the place and how the people live there.

And I do realize that it is not feasable for everyone from that group of 60 teens to just do that. I get that. But I also have to wonder... What is the value to visit the same ruin that has already been photographed like 2 million times?

Again, I get hanging at the beach. I do. But... looking at stuff that I can look at online? Yeah, no.

I guess what my rambling is aiming at...

Tourism kinda sucks. And even the entire idea, that it somehow helps the communities just does not really match the reality. Because the truth is that the money generated through communism mostly gets gobbled up by big companies, while the tourism at the touristy places also makes everything more expensive for the people who actually live their.

And tourists just do not want to see the people actually living there. They are not interested in the real place. Just in a fantasy. A fantasy that the tourism sector tries to uphold.

But it is... not really good, is it?

Like, hundreds of people or even thousands visiting either ruins or cultural heritage sites is not actually a good thing. It harms the environment and everything. And in the end it also hurts the people actually living around it. And they kinda have more of a right to be there than any tourist.

We really need to rethink how we travel and how we vacation. Because this isn't it.

#rambling #travel #tourism #tourism industry #anti capitalism #thoughts

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liquidstar · 9 months

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baby guild :)

aka the timber scouts! they're basically just a bunch of kids in a sort of guild prep-course. so, not a real full official guild, but functions like one. all the kids have different woodland animal gimmicks to go with the scout vibe. They have a very loose shared uniform too, they're pretty much allowed to customize however they want as long as they keep the white button-up, brown outerwear, dark brown bottoms, and brown boots. also like a lot of kids in other guilds, their weapons are toys or otherwise "safter" items. But that's pretty much all! They aren't super deep characters, but more general info still under the cut :p

Name: Ceres

Name Origin: Dwarf planet named after the goddess of agriculture and motherly relationships

Pronouns: They/them

Age: 29

Guild rank: Guildmaster

Weapon: Pocket knife

Ethos (Power): Aegis (The ability to cast a protective shield around others but not themself)

Flaw power is based on: Their tendency to put others first, in a way that makes them a pushover.

Notes: Suffering.

Name: Aquila

Name Origin: The eagle constellation

Pronouns: They/them

Age: 12

Guild rank: 1 star

Weapon: Hula hoop

Ethos (Power): Aerial burst (A powerful burst of air created with their wings)

Flaw power is based on: They're flighty and feather-brained

Notes: Birds just wanna have fun

Name: Procyon

Name Origin: A star in canis minor, the name technically means "before the dog" but refers to the raccoon family

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 11

Guild rank: 1 star

Weapon: hacky sack

Ethos (Power): Scaling (He can climb any surface)

Flaw power is based on: His rowdy uncontrollable nature

Notes: Yeah he can kick the hacky sack while on a wall, no big deal.

Name: Kochab

Name Origin: Beta Ursae Minoris- brightest star in the little dipper

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 11

Guild rank: 1 star

Weapon: Honey dipper

Ethos (Power): Honeymelt (She can turn solid structures into a more gooey form with the consistency of honey)

Flaw power is based on: Her sluggish listlessness

Notes: Wait until you meet mama bear

Name: Vulpecula (Val)

Name Origin: The "little fox" constellation

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 11

Guild rank: 1 star

Weapon: Jump rope

Ethos (Power): Tactful sense (Heightened senses for what's going on around her)

Flaw power is based on: Her desire to control everything around her

Notes: She's the first on track to getting a second star (according to herself)

#finn's ocs #finn's art #oc references #i havent had much time to draw lately bc reasons esp since i have other stuff i have to draw too #but slowly but surely ive been working on these guys in the background #hopefully they still came out okay <3 #i had a lot of fun w the different animal motifs and also differences in their uniforms #i really like the trope of uniforms that arent... uniform. its fun i think it shows a lot of personality #specifically bc the differences show personality traits even better. theres contrast and all #so much fun #ceres was a character i made before i also spent all day with children so like. i understand their suffering even better now #im sure i perfectly know how to depict them now LOL #i only just realized everyone in this group also has brown eyes lol #the shine is different colors #procyon is the acceptation w black eyes tho #i feel like theres something im forgetting or leaving out but i dont remember :'(#so. i guesss if there is feel free to ask. questions concerns etc always welcome ^_^

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littlelillycatsworld · 3 months

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meal log 27/2/24

breakfast; lemon honey water 15cal

lunch: hula hoops 120cal diet coke 1cal

dinner: gammon steak (less than half) and chips around 247cal

total: 384cal

budget: 900cal

burned: 1400cal

💮I don't know it might be the cramps or the fact I hate fat on my food on a good day but I just couldn't eat all my dinner I couldn't force myself to. I didn't notice a bit of fat and had to force myself not to throw up

I only had lunch to throw my friend off who had been keeping an eye on me.

I actually went home from class today since I was in that much pain and I'm feeling really pathetic over having to try not cry at dinner and during class

god im pathetic

#네네 meals #low calorie meals #low cal meal #meal log #skipping meals #ana meal #ed meals #tw skipping meals #disordered eating thoughts #ana trigger #ed rant #ed not ed sheeran #tw ana diary #ana rant #@n0r3xia #f@st1ng #⭐️ving #f@sting

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splatoongamefiles · 3 months

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Here's all the gear names in the new update

LONG ass post so under the cut:

HEADGEAR:

Long-Billed Cap, King Flip Mesh, Blowfish Newsie, Pilot Hat, Barrelfish Baseball Hat, Octoleet Goggles, Worker's Head Towel, El Rey Calamar, Zekko Cap, Ink-Guard Goggles, Teal Pinhole Shades, Green Pinhole Shades, Pink Pinhole Shades, Yellow Pinhole Shades, Patched Hat, Fugu Bell Hat, Hothouse Hat, Mountie Hat, Black FishFry Bandana, Squidfin Hook Cans, Matte Bike Helmet, Deca Tackle Visor Helmet, Barrelfish Headgear, Slipstream Helmet Pro, Slipstream Helmet, King Facemask, Motocross Nose Guard, Digi-Camo Forge Mask, Yamagiri Beanie, Sneaky Beanie, Tee Time Visor

CLOTHING:

North-Country Parka, Octoleet Armor, Dev Uniform, Cooler Jacket, Fresh Octo Tee, Chilly Mountain Coat, Takoroka Windcrusher, FA-01 Jacket, FA-01 Reversed, Pullover Coat, Birded Corduroy Jacket, Deep-Octo Satin Jacket, Zekko Redleaf Coat, Lemon Mountain Coat, Zekko Jade Coat, Light Bomber Jacket, Navy Eminence Jacket, Tumeric Zekko Coat, Custom Painted F-3 , White Leather F-3, Chili-Pepper Ski Jacket, Whale-Knit Sweater, Rockin' Leather Jacket, Kung-Fu Zip-Up, Panda Kung-Fu Zip-Up, Shirt with Blue Hoodie, Grape Hoodie, Hothouse Hoodie, Pink Hoodie, Olive Zekko Parka, Black Hoodie, Baby-Jelly Shirt & Tie, Prune Parashooter, Red Hula Punk with Tie, Dots-on-Dots Shirt, Toni K. Baseball Jersey, Barrelfish Baseball Uni, Short Knit Layers, Positive Longcuff Sweater, Annaki Yellow Cuff, Annaki Red Cuff, Octarian Retro, Takoroka Jersey, Octo Jumper Home, Pink Easy-Stripe Shirt, Inkopolis Squaps Jersey, Lime Easy-Stripe Shirt, Annaki Evolution Tee, Zekko Long Carrot Tee, Zekko Long Radish Tee, Black Cuttlegear LS, Takoroka Crazy Baseball LS, Red Cuttlegear LS, Khaki 16-Bit FishFry, Blue 16-Bit FishFry, Sharkfin Raglan, Black V-Neck Tee, White Deca Logo Tee, Half-Sleeve Sweater, King Jersey, Gray 8-Bit FishFry, White Urchin Rock Tee, Black Urchin Rock Tee, Wet Floor Band Tee, Squid Squad Band Tee, Navy Deca Logo Tee, Mister Shrug Tee, Chirpy Chips Band Tee, Hightide Era Band Tee, ω-3 Tee, Missus Shrug Tee, League Tee, Friend Tee, Tentatek Slogan Tee, Octoking HK Jersey, Dakro Nana Tee, Dakro Golden Tee, Black Velour Octoking Tee , Green Velour Octoking Tee, Slate Streetstyle Tee, Red Tentatek Tee, Blue Tentatek Tee, Squid Yellow Layered LS, White King Tank, Slash King Tank, Navy King Tank, Lob-Stars Jersey, Fishing Vest, Front-Zip Vest, Silver Tentatek Vest, Tentatek Slipstream Vest, Teal Body Warmer

SHOES:

Deepsea Leather Boots, Annaki Arachno Boots, New-Leaf Leather Boots, Tea-Green Hunting Boots, Octoleet Boots, Knockout Boots, Cream Basics, Shivery Squidkid III, Fried Squidkid III, Big Squidkid III, Chained DC Toejamz, Jeweled DC Toejamz, Swirled DC Toejamz, Trifecta Duck Boots, Trifecta Hi-Tops, Trifecta Sandals, Smoky Wingtips, Gray Yellow-Soled Wingtips, Inky Kid Clams, Musselforge Flip-Flops, Cyan Dakroniks, Black Dakroniks, Piranha Moccasins, White Norimaki 750s, Black Norimaki 750s, Gray Sea-Slug Hi-Tops, Orca Hi-Tops, Navy Enperrials, Amber Sea Slug Hi-Tops, Yellow Iromaki 750s, Honey & Orange Squidkid V, Sun & Shade Squidkid IV, Orca Woven Hi-Tops, Green Iromaki 750s, Purple Iromaki 750s, Red Iromaki 750s, Blue Iromaki 750s, Orange Iromaki 750s, Red Power Stripes, Blue Power Stripes, Toni Kensa Black Hi-Tops, Sesame Salt 270s, Black & Blue Squidkid V, Orca Passion Hi-Tops, Truffle Canvas Hi-Tops, Crab-Trap Squidkid III, Violet Trainers, Canary Trainers, Yellow-Mesh Sneakers, Orange-Mesh Sneakers, N-Pacer CaO, N-Pacer Ag, N-Pacer Au, Sea Slug Volt 95s, Athletic Arrows, OB Gaiter Waders, Noir Guppies, Birch Climbing Shoes, Green Lace-Ups, White Laceless Dakroniks, Blue Laceless Dakroniks, Suede Gray Lace-Ups, Suede Nation Lace-Ups, Suede Marine Lace-Ups, Toni Kensa Soccer Shoes, Stamina Cycling Shoes, Energy Cycling Shoes, Polka-Dot Slip-Ons, Burden of Floof

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #game rip #text #clothing #unreleased content

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unicornery · 4 days

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My Best List for 2001, by Jack Handey.

Best Planet: Earth.

Best Canyon: Grand Canyon.

Best Hawaiian Dance: The Hula.

Best Flat Italian Pie: Pizza.

Best God: God.

Best Vampire: Dracula.

Best Candy Lips: Wax Lips.

Best Bee Prouct: (tie) Wax and Honey.

Best Monster: (tie) Dracula and Wax Head.

Best Parrot Name: (tie) Polly and Waxy.

Best Suey: (tie) Chop Suey and Chop Suey with Wax.

Sexiest Actor: Wax Tom Cruise.

Best Whole Ball: Whole Ball of Wax.

Best Thing of Anything: A Bat Carrying a Block of Wax.

Announcer: Jack Handey’s Best List for 2001 was made possible by generous contributions from: The National Wax Association and The Count and Countess Dracula Foundation.

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#best whole ball?#whole ball of wax

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precurehairtournament · 1 year

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Precure Hair Tournament - Contestants

Here are the 128 characters who will be participating in the polls! The first round is divided into 8 parts. Round 1 part 1 will begin Friday, April 7th!

Round 1 Part 1

Ichika Usami vs. Cure Chocolat

Cure Yell vs. Cure Magical

Cure Magical (Sapphire) vs. Saaya Yakushiji

Cure Precious vs. Rikka Hishikawa

Cure Custard vs. Kappard

Cure Flamingo vs. Dark Lemonade

Cure Cosmo vs. Hosshiwa

Mai Mishou vs. Cure Rosetta

Round 1 Part 2

Sakura vs. Cure Miracle

Cure Selene vs. Aphrodite

Shindoine vs. Hikaru Hoshina

Cure Papaya vs. Cure Earth

Cure Miracle (Ruby) vs. Cure Macaron

Elena Amamiya vs. Rio Kuroki

Cure YumYum vs. Cure La Mer

Pafu (human) vs. Royale Candy

Round 1 Part 3

Cure Scarlet vs. Cure Fontaine

Riko Izayoi vs. Towa Akagi

Miyuki Hoshizora vs. Kotoha Hanami

Sango Suzumura vs. Cure Aqua

Gentlu vs. Shiny Luminous

Yayoi Kise vs. Cure Ace

Ellen Kurokawa vs. Cure Sky

Cure Echo vs. Honoka Yukishiro

Round 1 Part 4

Dark Precure vs. Cure Sword

Mana Aida vs. Cure Rhythm

Princess Cure March vs. Cure Fortune (Anmitsu Komachi)

Mirai Asahina vs. Scorpio Star Princess

Yuni (alien) vs. Amane Kasai

Past Cure Flora vs. Emiru Aisaki

Princess Cure Peace vs. Hinata Hiramitsu

Cure Finale vs. Cure Sparkle (Healin’ Good Style)

Round 1 Part 5

Cure Star vs. Space Idol Mao

Princess Twilight vs. Cure Magical (Topaz)

Cure Grace vs. Alice Yotsuba

Haruka Haruno vs. Cure Amour

Cure Miracle (Sapphire) vs. Libra Star Princess

Karen Minazuki vs. Aoi Tetagami

Himari Arisugawa vs. Cure Spicy

Cure Peach vs. Hikari Kujou

Round 1 Part 6

Cure Dream vs. Cure Beat

Cure Princess (Macadamia Hula Dance) vs. Makoto Kenzaki

Ruru Amour vs. Laura

Asuka Takizawa vs. Cure Honey (Popcorn Cheer)

Nico vs. Cure Felice

Cure Pine vs. Cure Honey

Cure Summer vs. Cure Tomorrow

Yui Nagomi vs. Cure Moonlight

Round 1 Part 7

Manatsu Natsuumi vs. Cure Felice (Alexandrite)

Hikaru Hoshina (adult) vs. Cure Ange

Cure Happy vs. Shut

Cure Soleil vs. Cure Twinkle

Milky Rose vs. Cure Ma Cherie

Minami Kaido vs. Ran Hanamichi

Cure Butterfly vs. Cure Oasis

Cure Prism vs. Cure Flora

Round 1 part 8

Cure Coral vs. Ageha Hijiri

Mashiro Nijigaoka vs. Miki Aono

Queen Teatine vs. Papple

Cure Lemonade vs. Cure Berry

Lock vs. Cure Melody

Cure Miracle (Topaz) vs. Cure Whip

Chocola vs. Cure Princess

Princess Cure Sunny vs. Love Momozono

#precure #pretty cure #mahou shoujo #tournament poll #i apologize the images could be a little more polished ^^;;#round 1

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saintvitusdancexd · 2 years

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Christian borle quotes

“Why does every leading man have to be barrel chested and have a chin, isnt there room for the chinless men”

“Oh. He’s praying”

“Ai ai! Oompa-loompa-loo ca ca cao cao oompa-loompa want it now now now Ai ai ai ai! oompa-loompa wanna chew chew chew”

“Towards the boobs”

“Bobby canavale and I hugged in a way which suggested that we both dated Sutton foster”

Interviewer: what’s a sweet treat that you cannot resist? “Kristin Chenoweth?”

“I have been using it in real life and let me tell you the bend and snap works very well”

“Drinking :)”

“You weren’t just rude to these nice people you were rude to me”

“I saw the elephant man too early in my life”

“I was president and co-founder of the Ed grimley club”

“She was really discovering a whole new world in her bonnet”

“The rock star of 1595”

*talking about a conversation he had with the casting person for legally blonde* “she told me Your emmet isn’t handsome, to which I thought oh that’s great :(, and he said, and I told her, that’s the point🙄”

“That’s not water”

“She was that wicky wacky hula hula honka wonka Honolulu Hawaiian honey of mine When I saw her in the hut She was cracking coconuts With a crazy kind of rhythm double-time I'm gonna build a little wicky wacky ticky tacky Sugar shacky love nest out of pine For that wicky wacky hula hula honka wonka Honolulu wicky wacky hula hula honka wonka Honolulu Hawaiian honey of mine”

“God how the young- your smoking pot now aren’t you”

“Just basically thrust everything that has been given to me by nature in their faces for like three minutes straight”

Interviewer: how do you not fall in love with Andrew Rannels? “You just do, that’s the easy part, that’s the best part”

“I vote we use the cock sock to keep the white wine cold”

“BOOK NOOK”

Interviewer: what’s your spirit animal? “This is a two part answer, first is, it would be a toad. The second is, a rabid coyote”

“Half of my work is just turning around and shaking what the good lord gave me”

“He was a Tony nominee which I was before I won a tony”

“ I almost liked you in that last scene way to go”

“ im going to start with a slight loofa, im going to Segway maybe have myself a glass of champagne, I’ll do a very light foundation that you won’t be able to see the whole point is that it doesn’t look like im wearing makeup, I’ll probably drag a flat iron through my hair, i think im going to wear two different undershirts, one for luck and one for sweat, I’ll then get into my suit, then get out of my suit so that I can eat, i don’t wanna spill anything on it, pick a tie, then double think the tie, then triple think the tie then go with my original tie, put on my shoes and walk out the door, simple”

Interviewer: maybe the leather pants “no I pretty much enjoy them too”

“@naightyjack-a-nape it dost confound to think such a knavish iron-witted dog-ape like Christian borle is popular with anyone but the whores and groundlings”

“Booze”

“I don’t find it awkward changing pants I do it every day”

Interviewer: I thought you shaved your head for this role “ I sure did” so then why do you have hair there? “Just shut up”

“Seriously I just urinated all over my pants and this couch”

“I’m learning how his hips move”

Interviewer: what does it look like when your trying to resist it “well that’s how I lost my hair”

“You couldn’t hate me, I’m, im too lovable”

“Whizzer a supposed to always be here, making dinner, set to screw, that’s what pretty boys should do”

“Shalom from hell”

“Those two tigers who ended up eating Siegfried and Roy were talented too”

“Or I could just gouge my own eyes out”

“The world is better with you in it, just not my world”

“And for your information, homophobe, that critic wasnt in your pocket, he was having sex with your father”

“I felt like a little boy, in an arena of men and women”

“I love you, as much as I am able, considering wealthy, considering your poor”

“IS MY GIRL GORGEOUS”

“Then he caught a chicken disease, called cockodoodleitis”

“Green eggs and ham, green eggs and fuckin ham”

“I like to look at tall men in mesh shorts”

“You wake up one morning with hair on your balls, and suddenly you think I don’t exist”

“I haven’t worn deodorant in a decade”

“It’s just a bit of windy”

“Other shin”

“Cock sock talk with jack Davenport”

Who’s dick is in the microwave, is that what we’re playing already?”

“Less Karen’s parents, more gay sex”

“I bet your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but I’m not interested”

“It helps that in real life I am just a raging narcissist”

#christian borle #quotes #funny #musical theatre

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Heal Yourself

✨️Eat fresh fruits & vegetables (homemade smoothies, homemade salads & salad dressing, quinoa with avocado + hot sauce, tofu scramble with salsa) 80% of the time.

✨️Incorporate flaxseed, steel cut oats, apple cider vinegar, grated ginger, mint, herbal tea (no sugar or honey) into your regular diet.

✨️Drink 32 to 64 ounces of water a day.

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