I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.
It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!
No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.
A henchmen.
(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).
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That scene where Jimmy/Saul/Gene justifies robbing a cancer patient blind by being like “yeah well I knew a guy with cancer once and he wasn’t very nice and he was mean to me” still lives rent free in my head like sir that is an “I have cancer so I should cook meth” tier logical fallacy
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in into the woods when riley’s like “i just don’t feel it” and buffy’s like well this is what you get. this is it. this is the package. i can’t be anything other than what i am and he as much as admits that ‘not what i expected you to be’ is for him tantamount to ‘not enough for me’ and then later so much later when spike’s saying when i say i love you it’s got nothing to do with me. it’s about what you are. saying what you are inspires love that’s it that’s enough
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Hey I’m new to the LMK fandom, why do so many people ship Sun Wukong and Macaque??
A lot of people like the hurt/comfort potential because of their backstory and because they’re just really good counterparts lol. Macaque even makes a whole play about their past relationship, which is where a lot of that fuel for the ship comes from and the whole “the hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon” spiel that people love using for shits and giggles. There’s also a really strong enemies to lovers sentiment and i think it’s kinda sweet
Personally, I just really like riffing off the divorced energy. To me, these idiots would rather beat the shit out of each other than make up and I really really eat that up. Not just as a joke, maybe as a way to cope with their feelings like “I want things to go back the way they were but this is all I can do”
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My big buff tech solo, with an experimental chip in her brain that lets her do a better job as a solo.
Because it's hard to kill if your empathy's turned on.
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can YOU take all of it? have you ever tried using a dildo that's about your size & length?
Yeah i can but I'm built different
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Marvel needs to release an official list of which characters were Blipped or not. We already know some, but there’s a bunch of newer characters that were also affected by it somehow. Was Kamala Khan and her family Blipped? Kate Bishop? Moon Knight? Jennifer Walters? What about the N!MCU characters? These are important questions that need answering for important reasons, okay-
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we’re basically the same height but my thighs are bigger so I can obviously kick his ass
...uh... idw spoilers, maybe idk behind the cut
welcome to the beatdown breakdown
to start we give people their flowers, case in point: freakdr0id’s great analysis on Donnie’s fighting style
Next Mutation Donnie could, feasibly, wallop li’l Purple Rain. however considering the nature of the show, TNM!Donnie falls under the same trap that someone else pointed out about 87Donnie. in that he wouldn’t be able to hit anything without, like, a really bad ADR sound effect. out in the first round because no one squeezed a rubber chicken when he punched someone.
07 Donnie doesn’t have time for this, he’s got an IT job to get to (but he could land and take a punch but probably not final round material)
Archie Donnie... is a tech billionaire he has other shit to do, might rip his purple robe too.
IDW Donnie absolutely could knock Rise Donnie out, he got his shell ripped out he kept ticking. possible cheater since he’s retained a modicum of his martial skill from his past life
Mirage Donnie don’t give a fuck, he can, could and maybe will take everyone out if, like.. he had a reason good enough.
bay!Donnie... would just Godzilla stomp everyone out. or everyone aims for his ankles and he goes down like an AT-AT on Hoth, rip
plenty people already defended 03 Donnie and his capacity for haymakers, so. y’know. but probably him and bay!Donnie find quiet corner to tinker with their little machines ‘cuz these are the least aggro Donnies I’ve ever seen.
Injustice 2 Donnie’d black out and wake up to a victory screen.
90s movies Donnie wouldn’t even lift a wrist, pure unfuckwithable energy. could probably go to last rounds but he would just be utterly bewitched by Rise and bay Donnie’s screen projection computer HUDs
In conclusion, Rise Donnie’d get yoyo’d up and down these New York streets post or pre-movie by these Donnies. he can wear a high waist pant tho, I’mma give him that.
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