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devilsskettle · 2 months

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i've watched a lot of good films lately in an attempt to catch up with a bunch of movies that have come out recently, but talk to me was the best movie i've seen in a LONG time

#i put off watching it for so long because i was sure it was overrated + i'm generally not a fan of possession movies #(because so many of them try to be the exorcist and they will never be the exorcist. you know how it is)#but holy shit. genuinely a brilliant movie in every aspect of filmmaking + completely aligned with my personal taste #+ exactly what i look for thematically in possession and/or ghost movies #+ the absolute perfect balance between psychological and gory #and like i said SUCH a good cold opening #tbh i think it's a useful trick to know how to get your audience to buy into a supernatural premise from the very first scene #i think that takes some VERY effective + skillful writing and directing #and as someone who again typically does NOT like possession movies i usually end the movie NEVER buying into the story #not because i'm a 'skeptic' or whatever just because the writing doesn't do the work #but SCENE ONE of this movie i was so in it #anyway. movee of all time to me #also from the trailers etc i had thought that that fluffy yellow sweatshirt mia wears at the beginning of the movie was a bathrobe lmao #my first impression of what this movie was gonna be like was NOT correct #anyway 'recently' means in the past 2 years i guess?#actually maybe this post was a lie because i LOVED nope which was also just an absolute cinematic masterpiece #anytime i watch a jordan peele movie it's just like. this man is so far beyond any other filmmaker out there right now #it's almost unfair to watch lol like an olympic gold medalist running laps around a middle school track team #anyway ummm. yeah talk to me was good though

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showtoonzfan · 1 year

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Me when The Walten Files:

#it’s so good I can’t stop gushing about this series #I’m always on the edge of my seat wondering what will happen next #I love how the creator clearly puts thought and care into each episode #the hype for episode 4 is REALL #I’ll make more posts about this series definitely soon #it made me appreciate analog horror because holy shit it REALLY can be scary #findjackwalten.com #Martin walls #I bet episode 4 will be a masterpiece since Martin is going a different direction for the show now #it’ll be more cinematic and have a slow burn #the characters are all so interesting and we barley know them at the same time #this is better than fnaf I’m saying it now #I’m so invested in the story #I love how it’s all a mystery and there are things to figure out and things yet to see #the Walten files #analog horror #unrelated

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jooniez · 5 months

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okay if anyone is looking for a new show to watch I highly highly highly recommend Black Sails it’s so phenomenal in the writing, acting, storytelling, plot lines, everything!! just so insanely good I can’t recommend it enough!!!

#I just finished season 2 and I can say confidently it’s the best television I’ve ever seen like I was in fucking SHOCK during so much of it #like season one was really good but holy shit season two was a RIIIIDE #😩👏#I’m so fucking excited to watch the last two seasons oh my god ….#also it’s on starz which is one of the cheaper streaming sites!! (or you can 🏴‍☠️ it as well of course lol)#but seriously y’all need to watch it ………#speaking of pirates so many peopl talk about our flag means death being an iconic gay pirate show and I’ll I have to say is ..#Black Sails is right there!!! gay piracy cinematic masterpiece 😩🤍#mine #this show man ………..#took over my brain #also side note a few of the ppl who worked on it/acted in it are also a part of the percy jackson show #and I already new percy was going to be amazing but after starting black sails I’m even more ready to have my life altered #by the percy show as well …. 😭😭💙

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lesbiansanemi · 2 years

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Oh I forgot. I actually like stranger things

#every time a new season comes out I’m like ‘eh guess I’ll watch it it was alright’#and then I go ‘holy fucking shit this shit is Good’#but then I forget and the cycle repeats #anyways the scene where max was running to her friends while ‘running up that hill’ played????#cinematic masterpiece #kaz rambles

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16-jarrah · 2 years

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how tf do u even recover after watching kny season 2

#holy shit that was so good. why did i put off watching it this long lmao #cinematic masterpiece #no wonder mugen train was the highest grossing film that year holy shit does it deserve it so much #fuck that shit though none of the voice actors got any royalties from that and i doubt a lot of the production crew did either #but still... insanely amazing piece of art #op #kny

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buck-yyyy · 2 years

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tfw your comfort movies are about

A. children being murdered by a clown who mimics your worst fears, and

B. a girl who can see ghosts that gets married and whisked away to a house where she discovers her new husband is in a trauma-related incestous relationship with his sister

i think i find comfort in odd things.

#if you’re curious the movies are it and crimson peak #hngndbcb i’ll probably end up adding to this later today to explain why i love them so much #ESPECIALLY crimson peak #holy shit it’s my favorite movie of all time #cinematic MASTERPIECE #it 2017 #it 2019 #crimson peak

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dontaskmemybias · 6 days

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Ryder's Hyunjin Recommendations

One Shots

Wherever you are @hyunverse Long fic that really dives into the past of their friendship. A classic f2l arc. So beautiful and I loved every minute.

Kinktober day 5 @gimmeurtmi F2l nude painting for class. What more can I say? Its fucking hot.

Yours for the night @minisugakoobies Frenemies to lovers fic that just scratches my brain just right. I love the concept of frenemies and most fics are just friends or enemies but this one walks that fine like too well.

Jury’s still out @straywrds Enemy coworkers to lovers lawyer au that works so fucking well. Cocky Hyunjin fucks man idk what else to tell you.

My little muse @dreamescapeswriting This whole mafia series is so good but Hyunjin's was probably my favorite. Danger and sex galore.

Crying lightning @forlix Bad bitch reader and simp Hyunjin for the win. One of my all time favorite fics. The concept is amazing and well done, the title?? Fucking perfect. And we get time skips too? Written like a movie, felt like I was actually watching a cinematic masterpiece.

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Siren Pt.1, Pt. 2 @moonlinos What do you do when your new neighbor is a cam boy keeping you up at night being loud? This series fucked man. Holy shit reader is so sassy and it's wild how Pt. 1 and Pt. 2 have such different vibes but work so well.

#skz smut #stray kids smut #stray kids hard hours #stray kids hard thoughts #hyunjin smut #hyunjin hard hours #hyunjin hard thoughts

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retroagehysteria · 1 year

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Still heavily on my FNaF tangent but I gotta say that James Gunn is now paying for my therapy and medication because JESUS CHRIST I FUCKING HATED THAT MOVIE (it was a cinematic masterpiece)

SPOILERS FOR GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3 DOWN BELOW!! PLEASE BE ADVISED!!!

So I played the GOTG Telltale game back in like 2017 so I had already been introduced to Lylla (and I knew that she died). Teefs and Floor were very much not in the game; neither was the fucking High Evolutionary, and that absolutely heart-tearing scene where Rocket just watches all of his friends die. What also hurt was the “heaven” scene where Lylla tells Rocket how all his friends are happy and flying together and he goes “can I join?” INSTANTLY IN FUCKING TEARS I ABSOLUTELY HATE JAMES GUNN HOLY SHIT

But the Dog Days Are Over scene? That was euphoric. Everyone was happy - they were right where they needed to be: Mantis got to be free to decide for herself; Quill finally got to go home and see his grandpa again since his abduction; past Gamora was with the Ravagers, where she herself truly fit in.

Then we get to those left

Drax stays on Knowhere to be with Nebula and help raise all the saved Star Children, getting to be a father once again. Nebula finally seems the happiest she has ever been in her life.

Rocket is free.

They’re all free now. Dancing with no more worries in their lives. The dog days were over for them. They were finally free

#gotg3 #guardians of the galaxy #gotg v3 #gotg spoilers #rocket gotg #gotg vol 1 #peter quill #rocket raccoon #james gunn #im gonna die #lylla gotg #gotg teefs #floor gotg #florence and the machine #dog days are over #marvel #marvel guardians of the galaxy

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remusbutfemale · 4 months

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Episode 4 pjo spoilers if u haven’t watched!

HOLY SHIT! That’s literally all I gotta say

LMAO but Percy falling from the arch was a literal cinematic masterpiece

AND LITERALLY!!! Okay when annabeth was explains how she embarrassed her mother, that part was so??? Idek how to explain it. It was just too good.

AND GROVER??? Hello he is winning the sassy man apocalypse😭 LIKE I WAS GIGGLING WHEN HE WAS MOCKING ANNABEYH HELLO??!

Anyways this show just keeps gettin better… i cannor wait a full week for another episode I might lose it.

#annabeth chase #Percy jackson #percy jackson show #grover underwood #pjo show #pjo #spoilers!

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scuzmunkie · 5 months

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holy shit…. 😱😱😱😱Talk about a cinematic masterpiece!!!!! Atiny!!! Are we ok?!?! Check in below!!!

@itshayhay GIRL I CAN’T FUNCTION RIGHT NOW!!!

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thedarklordgivenofucks · 1 year

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So so. Disorganized Renfield thoughts post 1/Idk if I'll make more actually

Renfield - smol. Must protecc

Rebecca - holy shit where do I even start with Rebecca like ok first of all it takes a special type of person to have a gun against your skull and look the gunman in the eyes and tell him to pull the trigger but also?? she literally knew the police were corrupt. Like there was the reveal and everything and she wasn't even shocked like she literally knew the whole time?? and I have mad admiration for someone who's determined to do the right thing even within the confines of a corrupt system

Teddy Lobos - this motherfucker I love him. Probably my favorite secondary antagonist in any movie ever, everything about the writing and direction of this character was top notch

Nickolas Cage as Dracula - needs no explanation really it's exactly as glorious as I thought it'd be

ALSO the subtle tongue-in-cheek humor really shines in the movie, it's not a Cinematic Masterpiece ™️by any means but the way it lampoons abusers and their language really really worked and just, a bunch of other subtle moments, like the bit with the welcome mat??? amazing

in conclusion I love this movie more than I probably should but happiness is a gift horse and I will not look it in the mouth actually

#renfield #rambling #look it's 2 am #and I'm on my third Mt. Dew in a row #frankly y'all are lucky I waited a day to get into this on Tumblr Dot Com

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computercreature · 2 years

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holy shit the suspense leading up to the shirt reveal 😭😭 the way the smoke was covering his torso for so long. cinematic masterpiece

#mp100 #mp100 s3 spoilers

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malikson · 7 months

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*big bird breaking down door*

what do you mean we haven’t talked about rhaenyra and alicent before Do You Know How Insane They Drive Me .

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THEYRE LITERALLY EVERYTHING LIKE EVERY EPISODE THEY JUST FUCKUNG DROVE ME MORE INSANE LIKE WHEN ALICENT FEELS BETRAYED BY RHAENYRA BUT AT THE SAME TIME RHAENYRA FEELS BETRAYED BY ALICENT BECAYSE OF THE MARRIAGE AND ITS JUST NOT THE SAME AND THE EPISODE WHERE THEY FIGHT?!!?!???!? CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE CULTURAL RESET FOREVER STAYING IN MY BRAIN AND THEN AND THEN WHEN RHAENYRA READS ALICENT’S LETTER LIKE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK AM IBSUPPISED TO FO HEERE IF NOT TO HONINSANE OVER THEM

#ask #answered #abbie

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b-movie-mondays · 1 year

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B Movie Mondays

Llamageddon (NR, 2015) Amazon - Tubi Run Time: 1h 9m Watches: 6 IMDB Rating: 3.8/10 My Rating: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 Word Count: 725

A cinematic masterpiece. Perhaps one of the only movies I’ll ever review to get all five sharks. Unironically one of my favorite films of all time. Comedic genius.

What’s good about Llamageddon isn’t that it’s good; no, this movie is awful, but it has charm. It’s funny. It’s endearing. It ever gets old. There isn’t a boring scene in this godforsaken film. Llamageddon knows what it is. It’s a self-aware, on-purpose, B-movie-with-no-budget. That’s why I love it! The 6 watches is an estimate, because I’ve probably watched this movie countless times. Enough about my praises, let's get into the meat and potatoes of the 2015 Sci-Fi horror comedy “Llamageddon”.

Llamageddon follows the story of 20-something siblings Floyd and Mel, along with Mel’s friends, who she invited to their deceased grandparents’ home. How did their grandparents die you may ask yourself? A killer llama from outer space, of course! That’s right; the villain of this movie is a space-llama with laser eyes.

The film starts with a lovely animated sequence of the killer llama planet, in which we see our Killer Llama (played by animal actor Louie the Llama) crash landing on planet Earth. Killer Llama, who I’ll be calling “KL” for short, wanders onto the property of MeeMaw and Pep Pep, our protagonists' grandparents. MeeMaw and Pep Pep assume the llama belongs to one of their neighbors…which turns out to be a grave mistake. MeeMaw and Pep Pep are brutally murdered. Shenanigans ensue.

Mel is a popular party girl and Floyd is a nerd. They really make sure you know this man is a loser in this film. It is referenced constantly. Floyd is cringe-fail. Floyd is a little meow meow. He is sopping wet and pathetic. I want to throw him around like a football. I want to put him in the washing machine and watch him spin. He’s like a milk-soaked Webkinz cat to me.

Our two protagonists are joined by Mel’s friends, and all of them are incredible. The characters in this movie are just so strange and lovely. They’re flat yet 3-dimensional at the same time. My personal favorite is Dan, who changes his shirt 23 times throughout the whole movie. Let it be very clear that I don’t mean he changes his shirt on camera, but rather every time he’s on screen he’s wearing a new one. The first time it happens you think “Hey, look at this little inconsistency thing that happened” but once you get up to about 5 you start anticipating and looking forward to it.

Now the cast doesn’t particularly matter because save for Mel and Floyd, everyone dies. I like to try to make sure my reviews are at least somewhat spoiler free, so if you decide to watch it for yourself there’s at least some surprise, but this is just something that needs to be said. They all die. There are so many very, very absurd and over the top deaths that it’s laughable. Remember the game Dumb Ways To Die? It’s like that. Sometimes it's in a car explosion, sometimes it’s getting electrocuted in the jacuzzi, sometimes it’s getting shot after turning into a semi-sentient llama-man and laying tons of fuzzy alien llama eggs (yes, that really happens). You never know. KL spares no one.

Llamageddon’s soundtrack is something worth mentioning as well. There is an original song created specifically for the movie played at the end of the film and it’s…kind of a bop? It goes kind of hard? I don’t want to sing too many praises to Llamageddon but this movie really does have it all. There’s no trope that goes untouched. It’s truly a masterpiece of cinema.

Honestly writing this was a tad hard because there’s just so much that happens and so much to talk about. I don’t like posting super long reviews because I feel like no one reads them, but holy shit. I could write about this movie for hours and hours and hours. There’s just too much to touch on. I really can’t recommend you watch it enough. Get some friends to do it with though. I assure you this movie is a million times funnier if you’re subjecting someone to it. Have fun making your loved ones turn to you in confusion and concern and ask, “What the fuck are you making me watch?”

#llamageddon #b movie mondays #b movies #b movie #bad movies #horror #sci fi #comedy #movie review #movies #2010’s movies

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lesser-mook · 2 months

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Dune: Part Two - Some of the best pieces of Anti-Christ Propaganda I've ever seen. And by itself? A well produced, well made film. Though it is heavy-handed aka long as shit (Movie Recommendation )

Holy Wars, Chosen One rising from the Desert, Third Eye's and shit, Free people/"Fremen" fighting for their desert land, Fall of The House of Atreidas/Collapse of Empires *cough America cough cough*, seeing timelines, Nukes n shit.

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The powers that be really, REALLY want nuclear war. If it ain’t a Civil War, us killing each other, they want nukes flying.

The Eternal's had good cinematography, so did The Ritual but those can't even touch this.

This movie, in IMAX? Was/IS a must see experience, religious experience even. If you haven't seen it in IMAX, Do it. Please. Don’t miss out.

But outside the realm of conspiracy, they're just well made movies on their own. The sequel had way better pacing, Part 1 was just 2 hour setup and it was worth it. So so worth it.

This movie is 2 films in one package, if you paid to see this? You're not wasting your money if you went to see this experience.

My biggest complaint besides the hefty runtime, expansive lore being somewhat crammed & rapid fired at the audience (hence a LOT of exposition), would be the fact that we never get to see exactly how the worm riders dismount or how a caravan riding the worms back- then get OFF the worm in the first place.

Jessica was pregnant, how did she get on the worm?! And how did they get her off the worm?

See we’re shown how dangerous it is to get on a worm, every step involves mounting it while it’s in motion, it doesn’t stop to let you onboard. So how they transport crowds looks cool, but it in the movie specifically (fuck the books) the movie didn’t show that detail.

Now, let’s put credit where it’s due: These two movies by themselves are a serious feat, especially in this nauseating cinematic universe era of film-making.

This isn’t Star Wars, this isn’t Marvel or DC.

This is custom lore from a lesser known title, and a sequel with the magnitude of Avengers Infinity War in just 2 movies, coming off of one film with 2 hours of setup (which is basically what Part One was). All in just 4 years, not enough people are addressing how impressive that these two movies exist & executed in the way they were.

This isn’t DUNE II, but “Part Two”. The same narrative, same story, effortless momentum. Way better filmmaking than Endgame, better story, and better music (Hans Zimmer annihilated this OST, as usual).

This easily could’ve been a storytelling disaster, a contrived, over-ambitious mess with yet another messy Messiah overtone that falls on it's face, but it did well.

And while Paul isn't the most engaging main character (he has some gary stu-ish traits, which was ironically written to be part of the narrative) but he is no boyscout.

He cries, he will train, he is taught, he outbursts, he gets emotional, and when he's serious, it's serious. Not perfect, and is a man of vengeance, not Talk no Jutsu, not punching away the darkness of someone's heart to free their inner child or some bullshit:

Paul is here to handle business. Period. And you slowly see him developing emotional calluses to the point where you see him becoming something else entirely.

And that's ALL imma say, for now. Go watch the movie.

It could've been mess, but it works.

It ain’t no masterpiece, don’t mistake my compliments for hype, the movies are not perfect- but I didn’t expect this to impress, at all.

The music is just the movie's voice. The DNA.

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Hans Zimmer's vision for music, coding the DNA for all the films he composes for is: Otherwordly.

Especially post- 2010, it’s like composing Interstellar was a period of transcendence for him.

Ever since that movie, his style entered a whole new realm, it’s almost intimidating how good he is.

Woke culture be damned, Films like this (while propaganda) still demonstrates in a good way, exactly what Hollywood's true potential is capable of.

#lisan al gaib #dune #dune part two #coming of the prince #keep your eyes on israel #propaganda #good filmmaking #movie recommendation #anti christ #Youtube #lessermook #the one

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darlingseraa · 2 months

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DUNE

Y'ALL. LISTEN.

So I went to the movies to see Dune part 2 last night. And holy shit it was AMAZING. I've been a fan of the book for a long time, and since the first movie came out in 2021, I have been dreaming of getting more of it in movie form. Denis Villeneuve did a fantastic job of adapting the story and universe into a cinematic masterpiece. It was just wonderful.

And there's so much I could say about it, about its aesthetic, its music, its ambiance, the sound design, the technical and artistic prowess its artists and technical artists have displayed to create this masterwork of a film. There's so much to say, and yet, I have no words to describe just how much its visuals and story inspire me to create.

I have the first movie's artbook as well as its OST saved in my Spotify playlists, and I'll admit, I haven't opened the book or listened to the music in a while. Seeing Dune part 2 yesterday has made me want to listen and look through it all again. It has inspired me to create something once more, something new, something that is of my own design.

And I'll forever be grateful to Denis Villeneuve and his team, as well as the actors, musicians and all types of artists involved in the creation of this film – because yes, all of them are creatives and artists at heart.

I'm grateful to all of you for reigniting the creative spark inside me that had nearly died out a while ago.

I may not know all of your names, and quite frankly will only ever see them in the credits of this film, or in other movies' credits as well. I may not know all of your faces either, and likely never will. But I still thank you.

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

#dune #dune movie #dune part two #dune part ii #dune part 2 #movie review #I swear these movies are absolute gems #everything about them is so good #I've had to research some things about the first one for a school project last year #Did you guys know Hans Zimmer actually *created* instruments for the movie soundtrack in the first Dune???#Like I was really surprised about that fact #Anyways I'm done rambling

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