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continuing our birb discussion... i wanted to ask, are there any real purple birbs?
(no pressure to answer!)
Mmmmm it's 4am rn bcuz I'm a bit of a fool and was drawing my Dungeons and Dragons Owlin character sooo beware my rambling and nonsense ahah ;;
Anyways! There are so many purple birds out there, it's very lovely. However you said "real" purple birds and I may be overthinking this cuz it's late but it reminded me about how blue isn't a real color on birds because there's nothing in a bird's diet that allows for that sort of blue pigmentation. Yknow how bell peppers can be like...red and yellow? Yeah it's cuz they have some antioxidants called carotenoids that create the red/yellow/orange pigmentation. (Pink flamingos are pink cuz shrimp...what would blue birds eat to make them blue? There's really not a blue fruit out there. Don't say blueberries.) And the answer researchers found out for blue on birds feathers is cuz of light wavelength.
Protein structure specifically keratin in their feathers (stuff ur nails and hair is made up of!) kinda refract the blue wavelengths and since all color we see are the colors that aren't absorbed...well. blue!
But for purple--and this is a guess cuz im pulling this out from what i remember of my nutrition class--purple may be their true color. Cuz carotenoids can also mix and match structurally and allow for some green and off kilter blue pigmentation to occur. And yknow. Blue and red = purple.
So. Maybe purple birds. Will do research later. But there are many. Many lovely ones that we can actually see. For example, and my favorite cuz I participated in a volunteer opportunity for these guys:
Purple Martins! What lovely guys, they flock in the hundreds. Seeing these guys pass by overhead was so cool. Ok maybe they're a bit more indigo but they're adorable regardless.
Though if you want a very very vibrant purple.
Violet-backed Starlings. What a banger bird. This bird just knew how to win in the fashion show. This tone of purple with white? Urgh. Slaps. Iridescent too.. lovely.
You're a corvid enjoyer. I think you'll get a kick outta this guy.
Purplish Jay! No I'm not kidding about the name. It's kinda funny cuz it's like hmmm you're not really purple but still purple enough sjjshaha silly!! I love human naming conventions
I know there's a bunch of hummingbirds that have purple feathers I wonder why. Oh flowers. Flowers maybe?? Nectar?? *shrugging noises*
Anyways, personal favorite of the hummingbirds
Lucifer hummingbirds! Have no clue why they named such a tiny lil guy with such a name but humans are silly. Just like birds. I wish there was carcinisation but for birds. Ornithonisation?
Ok I'm not making sense anymore here's the names of other purple birds off the top of my head:
violet-crowned hummingbird.
Purple breasted cotinga. (Cotingas are such goofy birds).
Purple honeycreeper (what a name. Imagine creeping on honey i dont think they even eat honey, just flower nectar.)
Purple Grenadier (finches beloved)
And I forgot the name but it's a Turaco
Anyways good night!! I love chattering about birds
#hmmm birds beloved#birds#this bird speams#coffee my beloved enjoyers!! enjoy bird#oh my...ur kinda a purplish jay yourself. oh maybe a Rook. they have such curious mating dances. but the white face aesthetic is banger#oh but u give me red vibes. i cannto explain why. so maybe a red winged black bird. ur kinda a black bird energy too.#what am i even syng right now??#this bird speaks#this bird responds
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THERE HE IS! THE REASON I DECIDED TO WATCH THIS SHOW
His design is just mwah so beautiful also hes a little gremlin man
Red head Oz is a wonderful design please i love it so much (also his can is snazzy as hell)
Fight scene pics cause I love him
#This man needs to drink more respect women juice thou#Also respect Alfred juice#I am loving the Pennyworth Cobblepot grudge its funny as hell#Cobblepot be like 'bird? hmmm yes.... but what if they were criminals?'#WHAT THGE FUCK ARE HIS HENTCHMEN??? MARIONETT LOOKING MOTHER FUCKERS WHAT KINDA HORROR MOVIE IS THIS#Spitefull Alfred my beloved#My internet is so shit man#Alfred entering the Cobblepot mansion “damn bro you live like this?”#Alfred just wants his tray back man#CREEPY DOLL PEOPLE ARE BACK AAAAAA I HATE THE WAY THEY MOVE#WHY IS THERE OMINOUS WHISPERING WHENEVER THEY APPEAR#WAIT THE GRUDGE GOES BOTH WAYS#Ozwald is like wait your a Pennyworth??#proceeds to try and feed him to his birds#“Call me Penguin- a flightless bird but one with style” HELL YEAH#“Bring it on Rodent BOY!”#HES GOT A LASER WHIP???????#Also slay Alfred you absolute king!#NOOO my boys so sad he just wants to restore his family to its former glory#ALSO NOOOO THE DOLL POEPLE ARE GONE FUCK I HATE THEM#random’s random talks#the batman (2004)
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I just had a thought what if Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa, Shoto (and some other characters you like) with Reader, who sings the song, “soft kitty” (the song from big bang theory) to them if they were sick?😁
A/n: Oooh this is cute! I love how your requests are so different from what I usually write, I'm not sure how good I can do, but I'll keep trying my best, don't be afraid to send more in!! ^w^
You Sing "Soft Kitty" to Them When They're Sick -Mha Boys x Reader
General info:
Genre: reverse comfort/crack // total wc: 1,490
Part One -Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa, Shoto, Tamaki
Part Two -Shigaraki, Spinner, Mr. Compress
Dabi
Okay if you tried this on him when you weren't in a relationship/new in a relationship I don't think you'd be here 💀
But if it was later??
Tries to play it off as if he didn't like it, but we all know that he actually loves it.
Don't stop- or he's gonna whine- and possibly scream at you to:
"Get back here or else!"
Unless he's dead asleep you won't be able to escape him.
You gotta be sure cause if he's almost asleep but not quite asleep, his eyes are gonna fly wide open, and it'll take him at least 3x longer to fall back asleep..
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"There, now you just need rest." You mumble, stepping back to gaze lovingly at Dabi who was currently taking over the entire bed, and soaking your sheets with sweat.
Grunting, Dabi grabbed your wrist, tugging you toward him. "Cuddles.." he pouted, causing you to giggle.
Slipping next to him, you try to ignore the unbearable heat that surrounds you as Dabi throws his entire body over you.
"Can you just.. talk- until I fall asleep?" Dabi muttered, causing you to smile whole-heartedly.
Suprised by Dabi's sudden vulnerabiliy, you resist the urge to tease him incase he decided to ignore you for it.
"Hmmm? What about I sing to you instead?" You ask, carding your hands through Dabi's hair- ignoring the sweat for your beloved.
Taking Dabi's silence as a yes, you suddenly remember the song your parent/guardian used to sing to you whenever you were sick. Clearing out your throat, you start to softly sing.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur~"
"What are you-"
"-happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur~."
After a few seconds of silence you tug at Dabi's hair playfully, causing him to hiss in -dramatized- pain.
"What the-"
"I was singing, and you interupted me." You pout, causing Dabi to scoff affectionatly.
After a few more moments of silence Dabi suddenly pushed his leg into yours. "Well keep going.."
Giggling softly, you re-adjust to get more comfortable before continuing.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur~"
Hawks
Oh boy does he love it.
The first time you sung to him he almost died.
As soon as you stop he is begging you to start again.
"Y/n/n~ please~ I'm gonna die without your angelic voice- Baby Bird~!"
Even after he's better he now wants you to sing it- or anything else really- to him every night.
Though he's not really supposed to- he calls you in the middle of the night when he's on missions just so you can sing to him.
He gets really really pouty if you either can't or refuse to sing to him, and he'll even ignore you if you really hurt his feelings.
Even all of your love, hugs, apologizes, and even kisses- Hawks' favorite thing in the world- won't make it better.
If you want your bird back, you gotta sing to him.
And he doesn't care if you're self conscious, he'll convince you that you have a gorgeous voice- because you really do- and he'll fill you up with so much confidence that you want to sing to him.
Oh and if anyone dares say a single bad thing about your voice, they're getting a feather following them for weeks, making sure that they have terrible luck..
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Smiling, you kiss Hawks' forehead before making sure he was tucked in. Looking down at him, your smile grew sweeter at his love-sick look he loved to give you.
"Baby.. could you sing to me?" He coos, giving you such a cute smile you couldn't refuse.
"Hmm okay, but I don't remember it all too well, so it might be bad.."
"As long as it's you singing, I don't care.."
"Okay then, close your eyes."
After his eyes were closed you give his cheek a peck in gratitude before starting to sing.
"*clears throat* Soft kitty, warm kitty... little ball of fur.. happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur~."
As soon as you were done Hawks' eyes shot open, shining as he stared at you.
"More please, oh please could you sing to me more!" He begs, attempting to sit up.
"Woah woah calm down, lay down and rest, and I'll sing to you more, deal?"
Nodding, Hawks relaxes again, causing your smile to return.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty.. little ball of fur~, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur~. Soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur-"
Aizawa Shota
Oh this man needs it.
So. Freaking. Soft.
For you, and only you.
Plus his cats, Eri, and your possible future children 👀
Sing to him and he will melt.
If you two aren't already married he's getting you a ring-
Please this man will go so, so soft for you.
If he wants you to sing to him he'll slightly hum to you, trying to prompt you to sing to him.
Tbh it's super cute.
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"Now I know that you don't need me to, but I always felt better when my (parent/guardian) sang this to me when I was sick, so you're going to have to deal with it."
Huffing playfully, Shota smiled as you looked down at him, eyes full of adoration.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur~. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur~."
Smile widening -and no it's not like the creepy ones in the anime-, Shota nudges your hand to continue, causing you to smile.
"Again?" You giggle, causing him to shyly nod.
"Okay, but only for you."
Todoroki Shoto
(Yesss my baby 🥺)
His heart.. *explodes*.
No cause- this gives him some kinda domestic feeling that he didn't really get from his childhood- especially when his mom was sent to the hospital.
Do. Not. Stop.
His eyes will get sad and he'll pout up at you, silently begging you to continue.
And who could ever say no to that face 🥺??
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"Oh baby, you have a fever." You frown, moving your hand down Shoto's face in a soothing manner.
"I-it's nothing.. I can still make it to our d-date.." Shoto coughed, causing your heart to break.
"No no, we'll have our date here. We'll just cuddle, let me go get you some medicine and a wet rag, yeah?"
"Okay.. but don't take too long."
"I'll be right back my love." You promise, kissing Shoto's lips.
At this point you didn't even care if you got sick, you just wanted to comfort him.
Rushing off to get him some Tylenol and a wet rag, you hurry back with a new idea circling your brain.
"Here you go baby, this will help with your headache, and this should help tone down your fever." You smile, caring for your beloved tenderly.
After Shoto was settled down you slipped into bed, getting comfy before you gesture for Shoto to scramble ontop of you.
Finally, Shoto was comfortably laying across you, face buried into your chest to breathe in your comforting smell. Grinning, you hold the rag up to his forehead, not even batting an eye at the uncomfortable feeling.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur~. Happy kitty, sleep kitty, pur pur pur~."
"Please keep singing.. I really like it." Shoto whispered, causing your heart to melt.
You continued to softly sing to him until he was dead asleep, and even past then- until you fell asleep as well.
Amajiki Tamaki
MY BBY dfjsdkflsdk
Okay but I love him, but as like a baby, but also like a husbando
He's not dead set like Shoto, pure husbando, and Izuku, pure baby.
He's a mix and I love and hate it bc it's kindaa confusing?
I'm rambling again aren't I- sorry
Okay but he'd love it, but he'd be wayyy too shy to ask you to sing more
After a while of not knowing what to do and growing desperate, he starts to fidget and keeps changing positions, praying that you'd notice his movements and start singing again, which you eventually do.
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Snuggling against Tamaki, you felt the sudden urge to sing the song that your parent/guardian always sang to you when you were sick.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur~. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur~."
You yawned, not really noticing any kind of acknowledgment from Tama besides his slight shift in movement.
It was when you were drifting off to sleep when you realized that Tamaki was getting really fidgety- which usually meant that he wanted something, but didn't know how to express it. Smiling, you decide to start singing. Pure adoration filled your chest as Tamaki's fidgeting stopped and he simply stayed still, chests pressed against one another's and limbs entangled.
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I don't feel very inspired to write more rn, but I may write the boys singing to the reader later, and might even add more characters to it. If I do I'll tag you, but tysm for this request, I hope I did it justice- tho it is shorter then some of the stuff I usually write- I hope it's okay! <33
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Who has the best relationship with their zanpakutou? Who has the worst? Does anyone have a Beyond Friendship relationship? As in not only romantic or sexual, but something more sibling-like, or perhaps parental in either direction?
Hmmm... I wouldn't have a "best" relationship because there's many, many ways to do a relationship right, but definitely the worst is Mayuri, because Jizo is his parole officer that he kidnapped when he broke out of Hell and BOY HOWDY DOES THAT COME TO BITE HIM IN THE ASS.
As for "beyond friendship", most of them are in the sense that once you've fought and nearly died with someone by your side, "friends" is quite the right description. But to cite a few examples:
Yamamoto and Ryujin Jakka straddle the line between D&D warlock, and D&D paladin - Ryujin chose Yamamoto, amd for a long, long time Yamamoto did not understand WHY. Things got better and worse when he finally grokked why the spirit of change wanted to be wielded by the guy to whom the responsibility of founding civilization.
Rangiku Matsumoto is a strange and very private woman despite the act she puts on, and Haineko is one of exactly two people in the whole world who really understands her. On the other hand, nobody can piss you off quite like someone who really, truly knows you.
Probably the closest relationship is between Unohana and Minazuki. They've been partners for over a millennium, they laid waste to many enemies together, nearly died together several times, went to medical school together and even shared lovers. Where Unohana's soul ends and Minazuki's begins is... Unclear. There are days when they wake up and it's Minazuki weilding their body and Unohana in the scabbard, as it were. This is largely a non-issue; Minazuki is a doctor too.
Hyorinmaru is practically the Deuteronomy of zanpaktou- he's an ancient sword who has had many wielders. It's a lot of pressure for Toshiro, but hyorinmaru also has a lot of practice at this, and the relationship between them is not unlike a doting grandfather and his beloved and dutiful grandson.
Suzembachi is Soi Fon's Emotional Support Giant Murder Hornet and BY GOD the girl needs all the help she can get.
It took FOREVER to figure out what the hell was going on with Kenpachi, because while theoretically possible, it hadn't actually happened before- Zaraki Kenpachi is a Tsukumogami that died in the living world, and reincarnated as a human in spirit world.
SPECIFICALLY, he was a Holy Sword that had been around for 500 years* seen much battle and developed a revered soul before [REDACTED] and he asked to be ritually destroyed. He reincarnated in the spirit world in the best of one of the Great Eagles, but fortunately for him, all birds are a little bit stupid even if they're also technically Gods, and since the infant was the same size, shape and furiously screaming as he chicks, She Who Rules The Sky decided to just start shoving meat into his mouth too. Sometime after he grew up and his sisters had fleged, he left the nest to travel and hang out with his fellow humans, and eventually decided to give himself a name and raise a daughter, as humans do. They wandered around for many years as humans do, until circumstances resulted in his violent arrival to the court guard.
While off, none of this specifically worried Yamamoto until hyorinmaru was talking to him one day.
"...what do you think Zaraki is becoming?" The dragon asked him one afternoon while they watched Toshiro practice spar with Sasikibe.
"Becoming?" Yamamoto shrugged. "With the damn central 46 banning him from learning Kendo, he's becoming a Damn Nuisance."
Hyorinmaru sighs, a noise like a dam threatening to fail. "You did not notice? Zaraki has spent 500 years as a sword, 500 as an eagle or suchlike beast, and after he named himself and Yachiru, he spent 500 years as a man. And THEN he turned up here."
"I suppose, what of it?" Yamamoto shrugged, watching Toshiro's footing.
"With all due respect to the wielder of fire, when I was a worm, I spent 500 years on land, and then 500 years at sea, and then *I* became a DRAGON, sir." Hyorinmaru explained.
Yamamoto did not actually move, but he was no longer watching the boy.
"-with 500 years each as object, animal and man, Kenpachi surely has become SOMETHING. What is running lose through your court guard, I wonder?"
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Just want to say, I really love your yandere family! They all seem so sweet lajdkal
Ah! Thank you! I'm so glad!
I've been meaning to make more content for them
So here's a little something
🖤🖤🖤
How Sweet They Are | Yandere Family
Remalda
To Everyone else: Is as sweet as she needs to be. How can she be anything other than that when she’s going for mayor? But what’s underneath the sweet smiles and friendly disposition is a spiteful woman with a violent string of thoughts.
“Miss Remalda! If you weren’t married I’d propose to you!”
“Awww that’s so sweet! But I’m very happy in my marriage!”
‘If you had found me 14 years earlier I would have skinned you for even thinking you could replace my love with yourself. Disgusting Pig!’
To You: She’s sweeter than sugar. Anything you ask for you can have even if it comes with detriment to someone else. She just can’t resist it when you look up at her with those adorable (e/c) eyes. It's just too much! Too perfect! That’s her beloved baby alright!
“Awww you reached so nicely for it, you can have all the cake you want!”
“Mom! They can’t even digest solid food!”
“But they asked so adorably how can i refuse?*Mwah*”
Spencer
To Everyone else: He’s as cordial as he needs to be. He’s been keeping people at a distance for quite a long time so this is nothing new. He doesn’t often waste any time thinking about those he meets or what he can do for them because he’s too busy thinking about his own family.
“Thank you for your patronage.”
“You’re really pretty for a man in your work!”
“Hmmm.”
‘Did I leave the dishwasher running? If I did (Y/n)’s sippy cup should be in there. That’ll be good. Oh, and Yulia has a skating competition this week…’
He’s so disconnected sometimes he forgets the...consequences that spring from his own actions or lack thereof.
“So darling who was that tramp?”
“What tramp?”
To You: He tries to be as sweet as any parent should be. Your chubby body, your gleeful squeals, and your tiny grip on him–are always reminders to him about how much he cherishes you. He’s aware that Remalda is inclined to spoil you and he doubts that will ever change so he has to take initiative and be the adult. But he didn’t have to worry about it now, not when you were so young and it was normal anyway to act on your whims. You have no other way to communicate so it's okay!
“Baby, be careful waving that toy in the air! You might hit a bird!”
You’ll babble and ultimately end up flinging the toy in the air wacking a bird off its perch.
“Oh s-dear! Okay okay, you can have it back just don’t do that again. Okay?”
Michael
To Everyone Else: Only if you pay for it. He’s a businessman after all and he doesn’t get the results he does by being “sweet.” He’ll make his peers pay a fee if they want to see his pearly whites and even then it's never the real thing. It’s safe to say he takes after his Mother and Father when it comes to being sweet…it covers his real thoughts that are either completely unrelated or especially violent.
“Geez Michael you could’ve at least acted like you care! I’m paying for the experience, right?”
“You right, I don’t care. But if you want the experience with a friendly disposition you’ll have to pay the fee.”
“What!? Seriously this is a lot more than I imagined…”
‘Of course I do I need to have enough to support my baby and little sister…I wonder if I would get more if I just stabbed him.’
To You: He’s sweet t in the way that he always holds you with care and reprimands your wrong-doings. While he’s not too different from his father he still feels like it's his duty to ‘properly raise you’. He thinks-no he knows you're the precious baby that needs his loving hand to guide you in this messed up family. And since you're his sweet baby he will be the sweetest to you and Yulia.
“Alright (Y/n)...give me your hand.”
“(Y/n). (Y/n), listen to big brother. Give me your hand.”
He’s trying his hardest to be sweet with you, it's not typically in his nature to choose kindness over violence but he tries. He loves you after all so he’s willing to try anything to see your gummy smile and hear the bells of your laughter.
“Good job, (Y/n). Next, you’ll have to learn to give me one of your toys.”
Yulia
To Everyone Else: Of course, she is sweet to everyone! Why not be? Everyone’s usually so nice to her–always complimenting her ice skating and how good of a big sister she is. Sometimes when she talks to those who know her brother they seemed surprised she is so nice.
“Huh, Michael? Oh well, he’s quite curt but I wouldn’t say he’s mean.”
So where her beloved brother slips up she carries the weight, hoping to dissuade others from building too much aggression towards him. Because she knows him and he’s the kindest big brother; yes, he may mysteriously be ridding her of any and all problems she speaks about.
“Threatened you? He’s just…doing his own thing. Yeah, sorry about that…”
To You: Yes! Why wouldn’t she?! Her darling baby sibling is just so cute and when Michael’s busy and the parents are fighting+ you always seem to reach out for her. Always seem to remember her. So she gives you kisses and risks her mother’s wrath to sneak into your nursery for a sleepover.
“Come on (Y/n), how about we stay up and I tell you all about everything1”
#yandere family#yandere family headcannons#yandere x reader#yandere x you#lovelyyandereaddictionpoint#yanderexrea#yandere#yanderes#yandere harem#yandere platonic#platonic yandere#platonic yandere x reader#yandere oc family#yandere ocs#Remalda oc#spencer oc#Michael oc
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Quin, my beloved precious amazing and absolutely stunning fren!!! Have any Fineapple thoughts to spare? It’s Marco hours always *longing sigh*
Hmmm... spare fineapple thots...
Ah, sometimes you'll see Marco's phoenix fire flare up even though you're not scratching him, and it's because he's healing you a little in bursts. Mending tiny friction tears and keeping you from chaffing.
You might be exhausted by the end of it, and your muscles might be sore for a day or two, but you're not going to ache in the places the bring you pleasure. There's not going to be a soft hiss of pain from you when he sinks into you slowly the next day.
He might have to manhandle you a little, muscles too tired to help much, but that's okay, he's got the stamina to spare to treat his sweet little bird well.
I also think the more you're together the more he likes to touch you. He's solid on communicating, even non-verbally, and he'll watch you as his hands wander more and more.
What starts as seemingly shy moments of brushing your fingers against one another while you're idling on the deck, turns into his hand lost deep in your thighs when you're at the mess hall having breakfast. Half the crew's too sleepy to realize what's going on and the other half's smart enough to not pay attention.
He could bend you over the table and take you right there, and gods he wants too, but you'd have to be begging him for it and he'd give the crew a minute to clear out. Whoever wanted to stay could, and whoever didn't want a show needed to move their own ass.
I don't think the crew just goes at it randomly like that as a rule, but I do feel like they're all pretty open and candid about it. It's not as rough and out in the open as it would be on, say, the Victoria, but there's no one that's really shy on the Moby. (Just so long as you're not anywhere Pops could walk in on your on accident, idk why but I feel like that's taboo as hell on that ship).
I just think he likes to use his hands more than anything else. Just having your skin against his fingers, or his fingers in your mouth, being able to curl them inside you and watch your eyes glaze over with pleasure. He just strikes me as very tactile - playing with your hair randomly, giving little squeezes and small hugs.
His affection is kind of similar to his demeanor - subtle and subdued most of the time, but fierce and passionate and unquenchable for sure.
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hello beloved raven!! congrats on 1000!! for your grandline bling i think i finally have an idea
nico robin/she or they i dont mind!!/insta love (im using that link you included hehe)/hobbies ahh i guess reading, video games, knitting, bird watching, gardening (i also like looking for bones in the woods but idk what that would be called lol)/and aesthetics hmmm i guess 70s and hobbitcore (we can thank rachel maksy for this i almost said whiskey grandpa aesthetic LMAO)
you deserve a million more followers thanks for being you and loving our favorite cranky red head!! <333
hello my sweetums - you want Nico Robin and Robin wants you back ;) sidenote I also love these things and if you lived near me I would 100% do these things with you for the funsies♥
You are now being connected to your sweetie...
Purururu purur—
Robin: Hello my dear, it's so good to hear your voice. The days are long but not as long as the time I've spent away from you. We'll be reaching land very soon and I would like to take you away for some quality girl time. I just know that you'll love what I have planned for you - we're so alike how can I not know your heart's desires? See you soon, sweetie!
You intended to meet Robin at the dockyard to pick her up, but the weather decided to turn before you could step foot outside your house. Unsure of how to meet up, you were pleasantly surprised when a knock on your front door revealed your girlfriend standing under an umbrella big enough for two. Her presence in itself was a present.
The sky itself seemed to shift in mood as the dreary clouds slowly shifted away to reveal a partially clouded sky and a slight rainbow over the bridge in your neighborhood.
"My my, I shouldn't be surprised that the weather would clear up for my beautiful partner," Robin cooed with a wink that made you weak in the knees.
She reached out to hold your hand, bringing it to her lips where she pressed a soft kiss to the back of your palm.
"Let's change into something more comfortable so you can properly enjoy the date I'm going to take you on."
#nico robin x you#1-800-grandlinebling#call me on my shell phone event#follower milestone event#swampstew events#reader insert#nico robin#devil child nico robin#raven's silly events
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I notice you have a theme for liking stabby people
Ciaran in DS1
The Crow and Eileen in Bloodborne
So who's your Elden Ring stabby blorbo?
(I leave shiny pebbles as a symbol of goodwill between the squid people and the crows)
BIM WE OF THE CROWS ACCEPT THIS GRACIOUS OFFERING OF SHINIES FROM THE BENEVOLENT SQUIDLINGS!
Also, HMMM SO YOU NOTICED! Yess, I do adore my stabby blorbos (Eileen, Ciaran, and Crow could stab me and I’d thank them tbh).
For Elden Ring, it probably will come as no surprise that, besides the beloved sword-birds, my favorite stabbers are the Black Knives. I love this Nazgul girl gang so much lol.
Especially Alecto!
(Ok, that’s not a picture of Alecto but anyway ����)
My favorite headcanon is that Alecto was Marika’s elder sister, and they were both Numen royalty long before the Greater Will chose Marika as queen of the Lands Between. The other Black Knives were Alecto’s daughters and cousins. Thus also related to Marika.
Something went wrong, they fought, became enemies, etc.. can you tell I like a side of tragic siblings with my stabbers yet? 🤣
I may be projecting a little bit of Ciaran onto Alecto, but I just like the conflicted, morally-grey assassin archetype so much. Also Alecto’s fight is beautiful idk.
CHEERS M8!!
#STAB#tiche is my fav summon like everyone else sndbssj#she’s so cool#but i was drawn more towards alecto as a character for some reason#i think she was a tired goth mom that wanted to bring marika down#out of both mercy and anger somehow#like she saw marika’s darker side and knew it had to be suppressed#but she also knew marika needed to be set free from her puppet master#so Godwyn was a necessary sacrifice#i think ranni only meant to free herself but alecto took things into her own hands at some point#and everything went to hell#idk i have all these ideas on it#but most of all STAB#HAHAHAA#alecto elden ring#black knife ringleader alecto#elden ring#asks#mutuals
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hiiii. im here to ask you some unnecessary and completely random questions//make you list something
: ̗̀➛ opinion on turtles?
: ̗̀➛ do you like roosters?
: ̗̀➛ does it snow where you live?
: ̗̀➛ do you have a painting or poster in your room? if so, what is it and why do you have ir?
: ̗̀➛ tell me 3 random facts about you that you've never said online
(FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS. MY FRIEND (MARE OR @/STVRLIGHHTT) DOES THIS SOO)
happy holidays my beloved mutual <3
Thank you so so much!!!!!
I like turtles. We actually have two painted turtles living in our house!!!!
Do I like roosters? Well, um, I am the Crazy Chicken lady so of course I love roosters!!!!
Yes, it does snow where I live.
I do have several paintings in my room. On is a bird my older sister painted for my mom and she gave it to me. The other is one my brother-in-law's mom painted. No special meaning except it was a pretty picture and I loved the color she had used.
3 random facts? Hmmm. Oh and never online! Wow! Let's see.
Well, I loved to jump on the trampoline as a child. I would jump for hours non stop. 2. I have chronic Lyme disease . 3. I wanted to go to Harvard for collage. But I'm not smart enough. Nor have the money.
Thank you again!!
Happy holidays to you too!!!
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the people saying jökër was going to inspire acts of violence (white supremacist and misogynist mass shootings? what?) - where on earth did they get that idea from??? Some people started saying that and writing articles with that thesis, what the hell inspired that thought??
The Dark Knight (2008) Joker was popular, beloved, and the actor who played him died before the movie came out, adding an extra air of tragic coolness to his character. It almost goes without saying that for several years after, each high school had at least four chuunis larping as Heath-Joker. Perception of this ranged from "annoying edgelords" to "future school shooters who should be treated as such." People figured this would be a repeat.
Because the Aurora shooting happened in a theater showing the third Nolan Batman movie, many presume the shooter was inspired by Heath-Joker. Afaict this is hearsay with nothing to substantiate it, but that's another tic for the joker causing violence box.
I could write about this point at length; as much as liberal/left circles proclaim support for mental illness, they are deeply uncomfortable with acknowledging mental illness as inconvenient, recurring, abrupt, personality affecting, sometimes worsened at random by no fault of the sick. It can make, yes make you a worse person. It's nicer to think you get what you fucking deserve, isn't it?
It would be nice if this was a reasonable ask. That a human withstand poverty, child abuse that ends in permanent disablement, gutted welfare services, living with your abuser, endless harassment of your disability, no chance at forming positive relationships, having the one dream that keeps you from shooting yourself shat on live tv by your hero, and still maintain a "good" heart. What I'm trying to get at is woke types are super uncomfortable with mental illness as an inescapable burden or prelude to harmful actions rather than an empowered journey. They can only interpret "a mentally ill person lashes out after a lifetime of systematic and personal violence" as "a ✌️mentally ill✌️ white man refuses to hold himself accountable, blames everyone but himself for his circumstances." Portrayals of negative acts impacted by mental health demonizes us or something.
Culture wars, clickbait, ragebait, easy e-validation. We are still in a period that rewards you for pointing out someone is a white male. Joker is a white man, Joker is ✌️mentally ill✌️, Joker is a terrorist, hmmm jogs my noggin🤔 Sure you could put in more effort but why would you, it's not like anyone reads past the headline anyway.
Not sure how impactful this actually is, but there's been a significant change in how people talk about the Joker and Harley Quinn, where his abuse of her is an Irredeemable hill he should never be forgiven for, while Harley is an abuse victim getting her mojo back by kicking the joker's ass with her girlfriend Ivy before going on to be gay, do crimes (wholesome). I have no idea how much anyone really cares about their dynamic given that Birds of Prey flopped, but I see the abuser/misogynist sentiment leak into discussions about the joker frequently, even when Harley isn't a character in the story. You can probably tell that I'm not fan of this shift.
We're never getting gun control. Why not scapegoat a movie? Why not blame the clown
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was looking at luke’s room and do you have any idea why he has a little ladder on his kitchen shelf? seemingly leading up to a very breakable item? I know that birds sometimes have little things to climb around on but that is a straight up ladder to a glass container. I just thought it was very funny so I wanted to share this observation with you. every time I have any tot thought I go hmmm zak actualbird will love this
hi anon! and hjjHJHSVDKFJ OMG u brought up something that ive been wondering ever since frigging Day One of having first seen luke's apartment like
luke, why?
exactly like how u explain, i first thought that this could be for peanut and that made me happy to think about. luke's apartment actually has a bunch of stuff that doesnt really make sense unless i look at it from a bird's eye view (literally, like, how would a bird feel if they could interact with this) and realized that thatd be a super fun thing for a bird. like check out the stuff above his bed
1 ) the lights. there doesnt seem to be any practical reason for those rings to be there, but if i were to think like (heh) an actual bird, these seem like great perches! also would be fun to fly through. canon has shown us that peanut is a very intelligent bird, and so enrichment would be extremely important for him.
2 ) the wooden stand with perches sticking out of it. i assume this could be a thing where one could hang certain stuff like ID laces or hair ties, but luke has kept it completely devoid of Stuff. so i can only assume this is for peanut once again.
which, sidenote, i LOVE PEANUT'S MAIN PERCHHHH CAN I TALK ABOUT THIS PERCH (i will) (nothing can stop me)
like idk it just makes me happy cuz relative to the other objects around it, this is a Pretty Big Perch Setup. i wish we could see this from a background like perspective and not just topdown, itd help me figure out better just how big it is and, consequently, how big luke's love for peanut is 🥺🥺🥺
also i love how peanut's hangout place is directly across from luke's bed. theres a non zero percent chance luke wakes up everyday with peanut's beady little eyes staring straight at him. like this OvO
(sidenote sidenote: ......that means theres a non zero percent chance that mc, back when she was living with luke in his personal story 4, also woke up with peanut's beady little eyes staring straight at him. like this OvO)
i got sidetracked, wait. back to the little ladder. it must be for peanut. it's peanut sized in an apartment that already has a bunch of other For-Peanut objects. but yeah, it just leads to.....a pot and a kettle
the only rationalization i can think of for why this little ladder leads here is that The Ladder Was There First
i propose that luke added it back when there was nothing on that shelf! and so peanut had another fun little thing to hop about on and luke wasnt ever planning on putting stuff on that shelf cuz he doesnt know how to cook anything aside from fucking tomato omelet (i love him).
but then he starts accruing Cooking Paraphernalia for Reasons. the pot in particular is something i can see him having bought after his personal story 1, after he and mc cooked tangerine crabs together. maybe he wanted to make it again, so he bought a cooking pot.
and the kettle....luke doesnt strike me as a coffee or tea person, he strikes me as a "will chug a monster energy drink and then sugar crash later" kind of person. but maybe one day artem and/or vyn learns that whenever he needs hot water for like, cup noodles or whatever. he just gets a mug of water and microwaves it
artem: 😬
vyn: good lord
so they get luke a kettle. and luke didnt know where to put this stuff, so he just put it on the shelf. but i dont think peanut would push these things off by accident, hes a very smart bird
would peanut do it on purpose though if he wanted to be mischievous little monster to his beloved bird-dad?
absolutely
in conclusion:
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cym as different birds or trees
Birds!!
@carcinized parrot <3
@skylilac quetzal <3
@catboolive hmmm hummingbird perhaps?
@lithanecrane .... gee i wonder. but actually Other than a crane, maybe a great blue heron?
@subwayfootlong seagull maybe <3
@daylovejoy goldfinch. this is definitely not because xyr oc is named finch whatttt noooo....
and YOU adam @sunsplatteredfeathers my beloved!! i think maybe black capped chickadee :]
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HI BIRDY HII, for the artist ask game, 9 and 30? :0
JAY MY BELOVED!!!
9. whats something you always come back to when drawing?
Hmmm probably birds or my sona. I've been doodling her for a long time, and even if I think her color choices are atrocious since I made her when I was 13...I can't help but draw her out of nostalgia purposes
30. whats something youre proud of about your artstyle?
Since i still have a big question mark when it comes to identifying my own art style, I'll just answer it as "art". I think it's pretty cool that I've gotten a decent grasp of anatomy in a way that my sketches don't take me as long anymore. I remember being so terrified in erasing anything when making a mistake because it took me so long to draw the mistake. Now if I mess up, I can easily erase it without feeling bad about it! :D!!
Thanks Jay!! I'm holding ur blorbo OCs so tightly
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Dialogue Tag
Prompt: share a section of dialogue that we like from our own work! It can be funny, sad, ridiculous, mysterious, plot-centric or just characters shooting the breeze…anything! And it can be from a WIP or a posted fic! It can be short or long! Let’s celebrate our beloveds having a chat.
Thanks for the tag, @cha-melodius. Doing this made me realise I don’t always have that much back and forth dialogue in a lot of my fics, which was interesting. I think I am getting better with dialogue, so these two are recent works.
From Keeping Hope Alive, Mobius and Ravonna talking like besties.
“Stop it,” she hissed.
He raised his eyebrows, pretending to be surprised. “So, there is something?”
“It’s part of the job.”
“Uh huh.”
“You are ridiculous.”
Mobius smiled. He knew exactly what she’d done. Despite all her carefulness, Mobius knew Ravonna too well to not pick up on all the missing details.
“When did it happen?”
Ravonna scowled. “I’m not having this conversation.”
“Fine,” Mobius chuckled. “I’ll tell you about Loki instead.”
A growl escaped Ravonna. “If it’s anything like before, I don’t want to hear about it.”
“You sure?” Mobius teased. “Not even to stop me asking about Kang?”
From a WIP Stizzy/Steddyhands fic for the OFMD Reverse Big Bang, created with @unlovedhands. I love Buttons and I couldn't help but have Izzy and him talking, first mate to first mate.
“Hmmm.”
“What?” Izzy asks.
“Karl just said there’s another ship chasing us. It’s quite far behind, though. We should be able to board this ship, rob it and then store everything away before we have to face whoever it is.”
Izzy frowns. He looks at the bird, who seems to eye him back.
“He said all that in just a few squawks?”
“The language of birds is much more refined than ours. It’s a wonder we can say anything at all with how many words we need to use.”
Tagging: @insert-witty-user-name-here @xianvar @echo-bleu @rauchendesgnu @dapperwerewolf @highwarlockofphilly @mojowitchcraft @jesskier @kingeomer @kickassfu if you wanna do it.
#writer tag game#dialogue snippet#mobius#ravonna renslayer#izzy hands#mr buttons#and none of these are ships either#maybe i prefer writing dialogue for the friends/almost friends dynamic#my wips
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I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THERE'S A NEW EPISODE HERE'S 26 LIVEBLOG BABEEEEYYYY
my podcatcher is cool and great and open source and ad free and all that shit but I haven't set up my notifications good and because this is my first episode as they come out (my inner fanatic is all grown up) im not used to the schedule but HHHASD;LPIG AHIP'LSF AG THE WAY I SCREEEEEAMED AND ACTUALLY DANCED FOR JOY HERE WE GO!!!!!
oh opening music my beloved. Oh shit I got so obsessed with Blorbos I briefly forgot exactly where we are in the story. Coping mechanism (slash joking slash lighthearted) im 👀👀👀👀 very hyped bery concerned
"you need to be making eye contact to be frozen" means it's vry easy to free spar!!! ahhh so they somehow duplicated the pendants....or found more??
BACKUP THINGS 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 IM ON DESKTOP AND I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE EMOJI COPIED TO MY CLIPBOARD AT AT TIME ASJKDLHFASDFH
also the title of this episode is making me excited
Ila's stress about spar's condition is such a mood
THIS TELEKENISIS NECKLACE THING IS SO BANGER.
ooh. oof. this drive. CRIT?????? NICE FUCK. WHEW.
SUUCESSED THE FUCK OUTA THAT.
Voracity fucking sucks sorry about your lineage bestie i do hope you die though
SPAR BALANCED HALWAYD ON A CATWALK, FROZEN, SNUGGLED UP TO AN AWFUL AWFUL VAMPIRIC ASSHOLE UHHHH
......that joker.
OH I FORGOT VELLUM CAN TELEPORT FOR A SEC with the power of looking INCREDIBLY sexy. I like this plan I'm feeling good about this plan
Jordan's clearly plotting some shit and i am HERE for it
"normally you are not conscious during it" NORMALLY???
Spar depersonalization crash course. OH WAIT NO SPAR STEVEN UNIVERSE MOMENTS. IM OBSESSED????
viscious spar.....hmmm......im making a face it's not a great face LASDFALHFAHS
I love that spar's first thing is to just get the gist of what he's got going on <3 LJSADFLKJAHSDJFKHASD HE GOES TO VELLUM A;LKSDFLJSHDFLJSADGFLJSHADFKAHSDFKLASDF SCOOBY DOO ASS LOVE BIRDS
Oh shit is Vellum gonna think spar is fucking dead???? VORACITY GOES TOPPLING WHICH IS HILARIOUS BUT SPAR TOO??????? HOLY SHIT????? LMAO????
we are thirteen minutes in.
IF YOU DIE IN YOUR BODY YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE ALKSDJF;LAKSDJFASKLD;FJALSDFJ
Essay protesting Voracity's stats is such a mood. What if...what if ya jus didn???
As spooky as this whole situation is, the mental image of spar having royallllly biffed it is sending me
Okay when I was very young, I used to play chess with a younger sibling of mine. And I did this thing where I would just take one rook and systematically go around capturing all their pawns because they didn't know how to protect them, while just kinda giggling. And that's the energy ipswitch is bringing right now, tkaing out all their backup.
EIGHT FUCKING CARDS
AD;ISFLG;ALKDSGASLDFK RING TOSS SITIONATION wasn't jakub with ipswitch? or going to him? and yeahhhh lunevella is an important ally.
Diamond? friend? mmmmmmmmmmmmnahhhh
YEAH LUNAVELLA!!!! MASSIVE WITCH LADY COME IN CLUTCH!
nooo fuck PLEASE dont make it diamond please please please LUNEVELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lesbiamb...YEAS
I forget what beloved does but mechanical nonsense is my favorite
NO SUCESSES ONE JOKER there are not emojis on this computer that describe...you know that one image of the hot cook guy from Queer eye looking traumatized? that.
"I'm having fun being a useless ghost boy" VALID i am also having fun. sometimes in a ttrpg you just wanna be/add to the problem for a bit!!! And that's ok
Voracity being pissed about being launched off the catwalk is SO Funny.
"so I could accomplish my goal without violence" BITCH YOU THREATENED TO MURDER SEVREAL-----FJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO NO NO VORACITY ISNT ALLOWED TO CRIT LEAVE VELLUM ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!
oh shit but vellum's turn now.......kick them back off!!!!!! asjdhfakjsdhfasdkflakdhf
TAEKWONDO!! switching instantly for a drive does seem like a good balance I like that mechanic
god I love my gay rule-abiding detectives who for some reason keep trying to fight the ONE being that EVERY rule is like don't fucking fight for the love of god do not fight them for the LOVE OF
"I imagine that vellum gets a cat stance, which is like an L stance" i know there is more informaiton here but my brain has already shifted into the "someone i know is talking about something they love and i understand very little of what's happening here but I'm just excited to listen" mode. But no i do need to know what cat stance is because this is so art in my brain. ill look it up later.
im so *chinhands*
OOOOOH BUT THIS DESCRIPTION IS SO GOOD i CAN SEE IT IN MY BRAIN SO WELL OOOOHAS;DFHKLASEHFASKDFHA VELLUM IS SO COOL
there are no ascii emojis for doing a silly stupid little happy stim but that's what's happening
oh shit luna can fly!
Lune deserves to be condescending to her enemies, she's dealt with so much bullshit.
Ooof we have the AA and now the bramble guard with MOTORCYCLES????? ugh!!! organizations!!!!! Lore!!!!!!!! im swooning. there is nothing sexier in my mind that good worldbuilding
tatiana related plans but not htis episode 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀????
yeah lmao fuck diamond.
okay but in my brain Desdemona was suuuuuuper pretty. Oh no!!! Don't make her endearing!!!!!!!
(sweetly) "So uhhh, people of cindershore as you can see....we have the people of theee passion fruit festival held hostage <3"
THEY WANTED TO DO THIS NON VIOLENTLY god fuck i hate fucking misinformation goddamn.
"side with crystallis of againse you own wellbeing" bestie how is that fucking nonviolent?????
"get your gummy jello fingies in here" hello i am uncomfortablleeee AHSDL;FHASDFHADJSFLHAKDSFJH
TERRORIST TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
I like to imagine that Kit's comments was ipswitch being genuinely helpful
oh god. there was a SPLIT second moment when my entirely world lit up with the GLEE that was Voracity biffing it off the catwalk again.
vellum pulls them...up? NOOO I MEAN THATS SMART BUT AHHHHH IM STAKING THE PROTAGONISTS LIKE A MIRACA (how the FUCK do you spell this im pretty sure i knew that) STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN HARMS WAY AHHHHHHHHHH
i swear to GOD the host have an uncanny ability to say the joke i was thinking and I think we've just all got the same internet brain rot. my FIRST thought here was "None successes? left beef." and there we go. no funny left for the rest of us.
oooh what's jakub up to
WITCH TIME WITCH TIME WITCH TIME
"leave diamond where they are" you know, cause fuck em.
LUNA VELLA COMING IN FRIGGGGGING CLUTCH.
"Lunavella casts a spell that was taught to her by tara. Lunavella later taught it to jasper, who used it to talk to a god at a very crucial time"
the VOLUME at which i just sais "HUH?????" is IMMENSE.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? HELLP???? NO DONT MOVE ON HELLO??? HI! hIS I HAVE QUESTIONS?
Did jasper do the untethering???? Did jasper PERSONALLY speak to mommy magic???? Is that was Tara did to sacrifice her connection to magic for Merim & Josepha's freedom????? what...what does this mean....
SHE'S TALKING TO KRONOSAVA SHE CALLED THIS RELIC'S FUCKING PARENT. SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO THE MANAGER. AJSHDFAJSHDFLKAJSHDF
An animatronic giant....HMMMMMM
okay but what is the triple threat if not just a small, minimalist mech suit?
"oh i do like information"
"I know!!! Me to!!!"
Oh my god they're suchhhh fucking nerds i fucking love them
HASKLDJHFASDHFAKDJLFH GET ME TO A CLOSET.
AND JAKUB BLUSHES. AND OF COURSE IPSWITCH DOESN'T NOTICE CAUSE ITS IPSWITCH. THIS IS CUTE AS FUCK
I WANNA TRY TO POSSESS VORACITY Spar has been a ghost for like 2 minutes, and he was already like "When in rome!!!"
Kronosava manifests as a NINE FOOT TALL CLOCKWORK PERSON WITH MANY CLOCK FACES OF IMPOSSIBLE GEOMETRY????? COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL FUCKING RAD RAD RAD
Spar's ALONE with the TIME GOD al;jsdflkasdjfasdjlf
he did NOT just introduce himself....holllly shit lmaooo. "those who may be frozen by my eye are unworthy by my sight" oh so Spar is like. Time daddy's favorite blorbo. This makes sense to me. or maybe somewhat.
KRONOS SAY YALL KINDA SUCK SO I MADE YA DIE, CAUSE FUCK EM
Spar is NOT fucking out logicing this GOD im So here for this. fuck em up bestie FUCK EM UP!!!!!!
imagine your last name being considered by the GOD OF TIME now that's what I call clout.
"relative innocence" yeahhhhh. peace and lvoe on the planet earth, but emphasis on "on the planet earth"
Mayor lipton is the mayor of cindershore.
Okay I understanbd this scene im loving the vibes but MERIM FELSPAR THE SECOND IS NOOOOOTTTTT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM MR. TIME DADDY!!! He can't awnser for the crime and bigroties of Extra #8 and 13
YOU MAKE A GODDEX CHUCKLE that line will be living in my brain as something that can be so symbolism
I....I...I don't like this. wow i HATE how fast spar just traded off year of his fucking life span noooooo. fuck. fuck. fuckity fuck fuck fuck im in distress. ughhhhhh spar being spar.......I will have thoughts but first I need to sigh a lot ......Ugh.
but also fuck the gods im not vibing with this barter situation. is it good for the plot YES is deicide always an aspiration of mine also yes
"it feels like licking a battery with your hand' oooh mental sensory imaginings not good but very very cool
Like sourpatch kids watermelon flavor colorscheme.
*sadly, with hesitation* midtro dance midtro dance....
guhhhh spar....Spar why. Like I understand the choice but that was SO fast. HE DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT AND THAT'S WHAT I --UGHHHHHH
happy late birthday to essay!
ESSAY PLEASE STOP ASTRALLY PROJECTING PLACES ALSDFL;ASHFDLASHDFLKASF
Spar is a snacker and habituatally hands people snacks to keep them sustained.
God yall are just begging for me to write a communion (slash literary term related to chrstian, not christian practice itself. for as much as i say the words lord and god i like barely know who jesus is) fic....soon my toils will be over and my backlog will sing so my like the sirens lulling me away from an approaching storm, so instead my hyperfixation can crash violently upon the rocks and. it. will. be. GLORIOUS.
VELLUM WON A LEETLE KEETY <3<3<3
KIT CAME OUT SWINGING WITH THIS????? ....HUH????? BESTLJHAS;DIFHASDHFASJDFALKDSFKJASF. KIT SAID "IPSWITCH LOOKS AT SOME GAY SHIT END OF SENTENCE" IM DEAD. Im just imaginging Jakub looking at the performers, and at ipswitch, and at the performers, and in his head he's like "why does he look contemplative?"
Xbala, hilde, grey, anya play shoots and ladders at the safe house while knowing Spar, Vellum, ip, Jakub, and Luna are risking their lives fighitng voracity....that was me typing for speed but "Ip" as a nickname is really cute imo.
*much more enthusiatic end of midtro dance*
ILA I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD NEWS. DODGE IS ONE. AH. OH NO. HHHHH.
i made i sound like ID been bitten. Voracity. Rancid bestie, what if we like....didnt...
LIASDFASDJFASDF VELLUM'S BLOOD TASTES WIERD?????
*A deep sigh as I realize by having Beloved as a ultimate Vellum is, in fact, another self-sacrificial blorbo for the lot.*
Oh fuck he's so determined and valliant but i want him to STOP.
People should be reinvigorating and spar should be around soon??? im....spoooked. I know being unconcious isn't the end of the world though....
I think some of the gumw as given to Anya and may not have ever been returned? Which i only mention as a brief note for efforts and because these eps are recorded long ahead of time: i aint a snitch
spar to the recsue <3 <3 <3 king
I'm imagining spar like Baseball-sliding in, swinging the sword like he's going to a home run, in slow motion. It's VERY cool.
SPAR IS AJUDSHLKJSAHGFKLJSADFGHAS THIS IS FO FUNNY I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
OHHHHH JUST ONE SHORT.
OH. OH SHIT. OH. PLEASE FLIP GOOD OH MY GOD. ID WOULD BE SCREAMING BUT IF I START SCREAMING i CAN'T HEAR.
AHHHHH;LFRGHA jumped so hard I pulled my chair up off the floor and keysmashed irrespocibly enough to put my compter to sleep. I'm SO normal.
The Animaation of this that exists in my brain through. Vellum gets bitten and Voracity reals back enough for you to see, between their faces, spar sprinting towards them reaching for his sword. The Camera whips to a side angle for spar's baseball swing. Slice! Spray of blood as vellum gets up a bit. Shot from below spar's chin to show his determined face and the long line of his arm and Bang! Bang! They all drop until his gun clicks empty. As there's a zoom in on the bat going for the window. One last bang and as Spar looks down the Camera does too, to show Vellym propped up on one arm holding His derringer high for a beat before his arms fall when he slumps in relief and he just smiles as ash rains down around them. Spar falls to his knees, and vellum slides over to kiss him...augh. AUGH!
Spar with a subtle scar over his hear that after 26 is raised and more obvious. For you know. Eventual shiftless art that WILL happen
Oh shit Jakub's getting a fucking promotion, huh?
LKJUAHSFGKJAHSKDFAHSDFKLASD IPSWITCH FINDS TERRORISM TAX FRAUD EVIDENCE I LOOOVE THAT FOR HIM OH MY GODDD <3.
Okay but Jakub being attracted to that is SO dorky and i love them and they're such sillyy guyssss. IPSWITH STARTLES.
"i have one more thing to end on!"
[the episode has twnety minutes left]
Governor thorn middle ages. violet haired. carries a spear. CLEARLY need to pack her ass up and fuck off before she messes with Hilde, Anya, Grey and Xbala. I was only gonna mention my favoirites out of that grpup but not yeah they're all good. So throne need to like. go. I don't trust this.
"What's this about? how do you know where this is?" GOOD QUESTIONS.
FUCK. OFF. UNDER ARREST FOR WHAT. BITCH?
NO. NO. YOU DONT GET TO FUCKING END CREDITS MUSIC AFTER THAT FUCK YOU. FUCK OFF. WHAT. WHAT?
What.
i HEARD KEVIN AND I ACTUALLY GASPED. ITS MY FAVORITE CRINGEFAIL KING!!!!
CATBOY ASCE!!!!!!
OH WAIT im realizing....If SUITS has been abolished that Spar did retire after all, huh? Huh. Good for not having to report info about clovenheart. BAD news for whatever the fuck is happening to jack. Interesting news for Vellum's blood theirvery theories. And damn, I just sort of assumed Mayor Thorne was just like...Good Guy(TM) until....well until chapter 3 of tempest and teapots yesterday. God i love stories where things only get bigger. crunchy as hell.
THEY HAVE TO BOTH WEAR HIS CLOTHES STACKED ASJLDFALSDJFADF
I'm in love with Asce's himbo ass, he should NOT be enabling this and YET.
Iris has jury duty and then she's getting a massage and then she's going to therapy and then doing her therapy homework: considering new employment.
DOES CASEDYWM FUCKING STICK THEM IN HIS ACTUAL POCKET??????? OH NO.
ARE THEY JUST GONNA KEEP THE PIXIES IN HIS POCKET THE WHOLE TIME?
"I just need to know whose on top and whose...whose...whose the legs" Ah, when nature denies us our low hanging fruit
oh god I hope asce is left handed because otherwise Caedyn';s hand is occupied and Asce only has access to his non dominant hand
SDLFASDFAJSDFLASDF "I DONT KNOW HOW IT HELPS BIT I WANT IT"
"IS CADEWYN'S noSE PIECED"
"IT IS NOW"
ASDKJFA;LSDJFASDF FUCK
added together they look like a great mintaur, yeah!! If someone shakes their head back and forth very fast
peer pressure confusion...sweet jesus.
JSADLFJALKDSFJAS just look abnormnal and blend in!!! This stratedgy would work in many of my social circles to be fair.
Not CALHOUN (just finished reading the 1619 project, that's the last name of the probably most cartoonishly evil & racist person in that entire book. Which, if anything, makes this mor funny for me
HE GIVES CADEWYN MORE ALCOHOL. NOOOO LMAOOOOOO
A BRILLIANT TACTICAL PLAY YOU'RE NOT HIGH LEVEL ENOUGH TO GET FULL DETAILS ON.
I was gonna make a joke about xbala getting arrested in the background but then it hit me: anya is a defense lawyer. A defense lawywer who already fucking hates Thorn. A defense lawyer who already hates thorn who has made up with spar and befriended Xbala and in all likelyhood has the support of the Harrington's behind her. She might. She might fuck it up. Take no prisoners, but like, the opposite way that's usually meant. still just as fuckign rad tho. my brain is turning. rotating like a microwave plate. mmmmmmmmm.
That scene was so funny though. cherry on top of a wonderful episode. i have...i have things to consider.
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Hi!! Do you have other animals or creatures you associate with/feel close to, other than bunnies?
I hope you're all stable and having some fun times with R! I'm proud of you for moving out from your parents <3
Hi!!! I love your questions and your kind words, you always manage to brighten my day and make everything a little softer 💛 thank you so much Anni
Heres some animals that are not bunnies we identify with/like a whole lot:
- 🐻 bears! Bears have always been a favorite of mine, both in big scary beastie and little soft teddy form! It’s not something I’d been able to express until my adulthood because while My Animal was Bunnies, my closest sibling’s was Bears, and therefore I could Not Have That. It became more okay because said sibling relates to other animals nowadays
Anyway, Dosy(as the oc) liking bears was always a trait of hers because shes always been like a mama bear to all the other robots. The main Dosy is named Dosybear for her protective and soft tendencies
- Birdies 🕊️ (songbirds, chickens and crows) I LOVE bird watching, and bird feeding, and supporting Birds because I love them so so much. If you ever ask me if I want to see a bird, my answer is YES! Birdy Belle got her name because she absolutely loves watching birds so much and narrating the possible bird drama to anyone who will hear it
Chickens because I have a strong affinity for farm animals and I raised chicks as a very small child and also a couple of flocks of them later in life. There is little more wonderful than petting a chicken until she tips over in your lap and you both take a nap in the sunshine. Hail, Dosy and the littles have all always loved chickens
Crows because my beloveds take the form of Corvids in my stories to watch over all the forms of me <3 R’s “evil” crow self owns the Docile and all robot parts and it feels very secure. Mal takes form of a raven to watch over Princess Rose/the Flower parts!
- cats/tigers 🐯 we were born in the year of the Tiger and my birthday makes me a Lion(Leo). I used to not like that idea at all but really embraced the identity in teenagehood when Taiga emerged. I also used to rp a tiger girl and she’ll always be close to my heart. I also just think tigers are really neat!
There has been some thought about a nonhuman part that’s a nonspeaking cat, too. I can’t tell if it’s just a side of Taiga or what, they only ever take form to pester R so yknow.. hesitant to make any claims.
I’ve also just always adored cats, both my late Penny and earlier Anika, my affectionate and pretty little ladies
- sheep 🐑 This is mostly just an OC thing, because one of my favorite lore worlds with R is our demonic sheep people and the lives they lead. I just love sheep though too, something something ancient-feeling ties to both farm animals and church themes
- wolfs 🐺 While I don’t feel hugely connected to wolves that much, we do have a couple of werewolf parts so it would be silly not to include them (Cerberus and Percy)
- Seaslugs that look like bunnies 🐠 While they are not bunnies, they may as well be. Mossballs also fall under this category but they are not bunnies or even animals at all
Also under the underwater category, we have a part who loves Angelfish, and Hidey really loves Sea Angels
- bees 🐝 I had a phase where I was just obsessed with bees and learning all about them. Same thing with frogs? I don’t really remember it and it was really hugely a Taiga hosting thing I think. I do love bees still but I don’t seek out aesthetics with them because insects are too much of a trigger for me. I do have a lot of bee-themed things though that are very cottagecore
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I think thats it! I feel very selfish for claiming to like so many things, but I also feel like this list is incomplete at the same time u u hmmm complicated feelings
But thank you for the ask, I hope you don’t mind my rambles!
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