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here’s my take on the latest discourse:
james potter is a passenger princess on the BIKE, which is how they mostly get around because it’s more fun and you can pass car traffic and it’s easier to park
sirius CAN drive a car but doesn’t enjoy driving a car, he thinks it’s boring
james DOES enjoy driving a car but in a boy racer way, it’s a sport for him
i won’t accept flying mad james potter not liking to be in control of a vehicle at least some of the time
sirius is a car passenger but not a passenger princess. he does like watching james drive. james knows it and does unnecessarily elaborate gear changes to emphasise his arms, drives with one hand low on the wheel
sirius backseat drives to annoy james when he wants to be on the bike
#whats the rich kid equivalent of a corsa#james drives that#remus can't drive he always says hes going to 'pick lessons back up'#(no evidence he's ever had a single one) but never does#eventually says it's for environmental reasons#peter is the best driver because he sees it in a normal get from a to b way#his dad taught him#he would be an annoying passenger though#'james did you do the mspsl because i didnt see you do the left mirror check'
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wylan textpost because i love him
#wylan van sunshine?#more like wylan van thinks he's a horrible SON bc his pos dad taught him he was worthless so now he's super SHY and aNxious all the time#(yeah not my best work sorry)#listen i love him so much#little lamb#jan van eck can rot in hellgate#six of crows#shadow and bone#crooked kingdom#wylan van eck#sab#wylan hendriks#save six of crows#save shadow and bone#incorrect grishaverse#six of crows incorrect quotes#incorrect six of crows#six of crows spin off
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havent decided how i want the introduction to go yet but i imagine it would roughly be one of these two
#null havoc damage#cult of the lamb#i just havent decided what baal and ayms relation to narinder is. i like both main ideas for them#like its very fun and sweet to imagine that he sees them as his sons. but it makes more sense to me that he was more distant#i just dont see narinder as a father. i think he would take care of them but i dont think he would be affectionate at all#like genuinely. 'guardian' is the best term you could give him. they are his apprentices#he taught them magic and combat and they probably guided souls in his stead. but they arent family. to me#i think its possible in this au that once they all got free THEN they started bonding more#like baal and aym would have spent a long time with their mother but given their immortality from having some of the crowns powers#they would eventually return out of a sense of duty that they were raised with. which would lead to more genuine interaction#i think narinder could have a habit of taking in strays but i dont think he would be their dad. just someone to feed and protect them#until theyre old enough to leave. yknow#but i LIKE the idea of him being nice. because i am a sap. i think its sweet when people draw them getting along
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btw. if you even care
#bob being affectionate w/ his kids is always soo sweet because you know that big bob wasn't showing him any of that affection growing up#and society never taught men to be affectionate with their kids in that way so everything he does is so Intentional#he thinks like. ohh i should give gene a hug bcuz he's feeling sad right now!!#i should give louise a kiss Bcuz i love her#he has to like. actually Think about these things they aren't natural to him but imo that makes them so much sweeter#he cares soo much he wants to be a good dad for his kids and show them the affection that he never got#txt#bob's burgers
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I think Laois and MY personal favorite creature, The Simurgh, would get along :]
#based her colors off bearded vultures#cause theyre also cool#dungeon meshi#simurgh#tech shes shown once on the manga :>#laios touden#gonna yap down here :U#simurgh likes adopting pasty white boys#whole reason shes my favorite is the story about her finding this albino prince named zal#his dad the king had him abandoned in the mountains cause he was albino and she took him in#raised him w her chicks and taught him all the knowledge she had aquired in her long life#she had seen the world end and begin several times btw like shes an old lady#and anyway im just sayin ya know whos ALSO a pasty white boy who loves trivia??#that weird little fucker#know what else he loves?#chimeras and dogs#also hed def eat the whole ass elephants shes bringing home for dinner
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thinking about the way ramon said “fit and pac you should know” instead of anything else and i’m probably thinking way too hard into it but
either cucurucho knows or doesn’t know and either way ramon “wins” the conversation . some of the other eggs might have been outwardly hostile to cucurucho, but ramon is the only one who did not actually answer a single question with anything substantial except for when he said “you should know”, which could be seen as a very subtle challenge to the federation especially combined with what else he said
if cucurucho knows, this is nothing other than ramon being snarky . if cucurucho doesn’t know he can’t just say that, because isn’t the fed supposed to know everything about the islanders ? which honestly, i think that’s what ramon was going for, because he’s a smart boy and knows that according to the federation, his only parent is fit . maybe spreen if they’re being technical .
ramon doesn’t lose anything by including pac if cucurucho doesn’t know because everyone else does and honestly it’s a matter of time for pac signing the adoption papers . he’s not divulging anything that’s not common knowledge
and it’s not like cucurucho could tell ramon that pac wasn’t one of his parents because that’s not true . ask anyone on the island and they would all agree that he is . hell, i think there’s a good chance ramon has called pac pai more than he’s called fit dad . cucurucho really should know, shouldn’t he ?
#qsmp#qsmp ramon#qsmp ramón#child too smart for his own good with a vendetta for the federation vs a bear go#the fed really got unlucky that ramon was raised by an anarchist war criminal who absolutely taught him to not talk to the police#and that the same child’s other dad is a genius escaped convict#if anyone knows how to deal with an interrogation it’s ramon#ramon tag
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have a little father's day blurb about complicated father-son relationships. 1k. cross posted to ao3
steve's relationship with his parents has been complicated at best his entire life but it's only after he and eddie have an apartment together in chicago that his perception of of the father-son relationship shifts.
for the past decade or so, he's watched eddie's relationship with wayne and ached a little bit. because that's the kind of father-son relationship he wishes he could have had with his dad.
it wasn't always great, especially after his dad realized steve could mostly fend for himself and started leaving him alone more and more often for longer stretches of time. but it wasn't all bad either. his dad used to take him to ball games and he taught him how to ride a bike without the training wheels. he taught him how to change the oil in his beamer and how to bullshit his way through a book report.
mostly, though, he taught steve how to be lonely.
over the past couple of years, steve has slowly been trying to repair that stilted relationship with his old man. the guy isn't going to be around forever, and if nothing else he owes it to steve to leave him with some good memories after he's gone.
father's day has always been a bit of a weird day for steve, because his dad has always kept his feelings close to the vest, so steve's never had any idea how to navigate the day around him.
he thinks about the year he was thirteen; they'd gone to a cubs game together at wrigley and his dad let him have a cup of beer with his hotdog. he thinks of the year he was sixteen, before hawkins turned itself upside down; his dad was out of town at the condo in indy for some work conference the following week and he'd sighed when steve called him to wish him well, thinking there'd been something wrong at home.
this year is going to be different, steve tells himself.
he and eddie have invited both his dad and wayne to their apartment in chicago for dinner, and his dad is going to be here. steve's already bought a card for his dad, and his mom sent him her lasagna recipe, and he splurged for a good bottle of red wine.
hopefully this year will begin to repair the distance between steve and his dad.
steve finds himself hovering over the coffee maker at the kitchen counter, staring off into space while it brews, and eddie startles him a little when he comes up behind him to wrap an arm around his waist and kiss his cheek.
'you good?'
"yeah. little nervous.'
'it'll be fine. i made him laugh at christmas last year. remember?'
steve does remember. it was a good christmas.
it took steve's parents some time to accept steve and eddie as steve and eddie, but it's been so long now that it's not something that the harringtons can just ignore. if they want to be a part of their son's life, they need to get used to eddie. and this past christmas felt like a win - the harringtons had gifted them concert tickets and a fancy toaster oven for their apartment.
that night, after the sunday chores have been done and the laundry has been folded and put away, richard and wayne show up within moments of each other. steve and eddie's beagle mix, ozzy, greets them at the door, his tail thumping against the floor as he resists jumping up to beg their visitors for pets.
dinner goes really well; richard doesn't say anything offensive about their little apartment and eddie doesn't goad him into a discussion about politics. together, the four of them reminisce about steve and eddie's childhoods around the table, their plates overflowing with noodles and red sauce. wayne tells them stories about eddie that steve's never heard before, and richard tells stories that steve had completely forgotten about.
it's giving steve hope, this father's day dinner with his dad and his boyfriend and his boyfriend's uncle-dad.
until steve and richard are at the sink washing up the dinner dishes together, and everything crashes down around them.
'you're still young,' richard says. 'there's still time.'
'for what?'
'for you to come to your senses.'
'dad...'
'no, i mean it. there's always a job waiting for you at my firm. plenty of pretty girls in administrative roles there, too.'
'dad...' steve says again.
'i'm just saying, steven. it's time to stop playing house like this and settle down.'
'i am settled. we have a good life here. i love my job at the school. i love my life. i love eddie.'
'don't you want kids of your own? he can't give you that.'
steve scoffs.
'why would i want kids of my own? i didn't exactly have the best parental role models growing up. i'd fuck a kid up, just like you and mom fucked me up. besides, i have my students. that's plenty for me.'
'we gave you everything, steven.'
'everything except your presence. i needed you guys, especially as a teenager. and you guys just... didn't give a shit. why would i want to keep that cycle going?'
the silence in the kitchen is so loud.
'it's late. you should get going. eddie's got work in the morning.'
richard sighs.
'the offer stands. the firm is always there when you're ready.'
'just go. happy father's day.'
it comes out bitter. snappy. steve doesn't apologize.
richard goes. steve stays in the kitchen and tries not to think about it. he pops open a second bottle of wine - cheap, sweet, white, the kind of wine his father would mock him for drinking if he gave him half a chance.
he feels stupid for thinking his father could change, for thinking it could ever be different. people his dad's age are so stuck in their ways that there's no getting through to them. it's not easy but it's reality.
after wayne leaves, eddie comes into the kitchen to join steve and pour himself a glass of that cheap riesling steve's been working his way through. he doesn't say anything because he doesn't have to. ozzy curls up at steve's feet and the three of them sit together in a comfortable silence. eddie holds steve's hand atop the table.
at least steve isn't lonely anymore.
#bee's blurbs#steddie#steve's complicated relationship with his dad#idk man father's day is weird when the only thing ur dad ever taught u was how to live without him i guess#hope everyone w complicated feelings abt today takes it easy <33
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I think the worst (best) thing Twst could have ever made is making Malleus just a little Lizard dude, like what do you mean the once silly looking little guy is destroying everything he can so his dad doesn't leave him??? you think I can take him serious??? the little guy who still throws a tantrum like he's an egg??? you want me to take this man serious???
#twst spoilers#spoilers#maybe spoilers#local shouldn't be allowed to think#like what do you mean I should take Malleus serious as a threat#like I know he's lashing out because nobody bothered to teach him emotional maturatiy#and is terrified on being all alone again because his Dad will leave him and his only friend that doesn't have anything to do with his#family or Briar valley leaves him#and he's scared of being alone again and nothing more than a glorified trophy#but like they also showed him as a silly little baby and I can't take him serious anymore because now all I can think about is him just#acting like a child#and I should stop because funny just goes back into sad territory because Malleus was never taught how to properly handle his feelings
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ATREUS PAGE ft. friends, family, and mfing Heimdal
#god of war#kratos#atreus#god of war kratos#god of war ragnarök#sindri#gow#gow mimir#thrud thorsdottir#gow thrúd#gow heimdall#PERFECT MOMENT TO ADD IN MY HC THAT SINDRI TAUGHT LIL ATREUS TO MAKE SNOWBALLS#Atreus literally only used the snowball on Sindri so I mean#they are... fambly...#also atreus putting the red stitching on his clothes to mimic his dads tattoos FELLAS I AM ON MY KNEES SOBBING#so of course i penned it over with the same pen I use for Kratos#ALSO SINDRI DRAWINGS I love him SO MUCH#mostly for a buddy of mine you know who you are#:)
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IMAGINE. working at ur stupid uhhh job or whatever. pulling into your drive way and ready to work on some crazy project in your garage. opening the door to the most unfamiliar silence. did your wife and kid leave for something?
could you imagine knocking on your kids door, hardly getting an answer, and opening it to find the splattered remains of your wife across his room
your child is scared! hes hardly consolable, in a state of shock and terror. you are too, but youre the adult here. you need to take charge. you need to protect him. you need to do something. you need to do something.
#cw gore#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi pd spoilers#ashe winters#LOOOORRRD HELP ME THIS IS A YEAR OLD AND I HAAAATE LOOKIN AT IIITTTT ALL I CAN SEE ARE MY MISTAAAKESSS RRAAGHHHGGG ITS FINE THOUGH#ITS FIIIINE ITS ALL FIIIIIIINE!! IM HARSHER ON MY ART THAN ANYONE ELSE ITS FIIIIIINE IIITTSFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE#ANWYAY SO I THINK ALOT ABOUT THE FACT HE KILLED HIS MOM. FUUUUCKED UP. POOR GUY.. i wish i could learn more about what that day was like#the lil scenario wrote is my own silly little headcanon. but what really happened on that day? was mark there? or did he come home to it?#how violent was it really? was ashe awake the whole time? does he remember exactly how he killed her? does he remember?#who was mrs winters? what was she like? i like to think she was the one that gave ashe the book. taught him what she could before. yknow.#did ashe or mark try to destroy it afterwards? i could imagine mark throwing it into a fire. only for it to reappear with ashe#maybe ashe couldnt destroy it but i could imagine him hiding it. hiding away from it. and yet when we find him he holds it so close#its the only thing he can do! no super powers or anything. this was it. why would he ever throw away the only thing hes good at?#AND GOOD GOD MARK... TURNING TO MERCENARY WORK OVER IT ALL... SELLING HIS SOUL TO A LAbortory that changed him in immense ways#when did it get bad enough for him to start covering his face? what was ashe thinking? he knew his dad was up to something but what?#maRK HAS SUUUCH A CRAZY KILL COUNT TOO. I THINK THE HIGHEST IN THE SERIES IF WE'RE NOT LOOKIN AT THE GODS OR WATEV#MASS MURDER. MAN HAS COMMITTED MASS MURDER AND BROKE OUT OF SUPER VILLAIN PRISON WITH A PEN. MAN BUILDS IRON MAN SUITS IN HIS BASEMENT#OKay okay enough of my ramblin okayokay i just REALLY LOVE THIS SSHHOOOOWWW DUUUDEE EEUUGHTHTHHRHGHGH I LOVE THE WINTERS FAMILY...
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Writing a fic where Obi-Wan spent a year on Mandalore with the Kryze family (or just the Mandalore sector okay he’s with the Kryze family tho) and had the tiniest lil fling with Satine (she called him pretty and gave him nice kisses he loved it) and when Obi-Wan is like 26-27 he falls in love with Jango and they finally meet on Mandalore and Jaster is all ‘oh, little Satine said you were so sweet, what a shame we didn’t meet then’ and Obi-Wan is all ‘she called me sweet whenever I did something stupid so I guess that checks out’ and Jango is freaking dying he’s not marrying intelligence he’s marrying pretty I’m dying
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#jangobi#jaster mereel#satine kryze#obitine#Satine is in favor of True Mandos cause in this one her dad taught her they took the role of new Mandos leader to keep them from extremism#but mostly I just want Satine subtly insulting him for being so tiny and stupid#Jango is delighted his mate is such an moron sometimes
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more diomedes just bc
#Also he is in fact trans argue with the wall#Idc about how that would work in 1200BC#It just adds so much to his whole thing with his dad yknow like#Trans men tryna live up to a father they never really knew#Who never really taught them how to be a man#And then his dads who died when he was young and then being compared constantly to him in the iliad#Him and the squad of other 14 year olds tryna avenge their fathers legacy#And live up to that#Idk I’m not good with words#Art#My art#the iliad#diomedes#iliad art#mythology art
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Thomas Astruc: "Chloé never cared about saving people! She only used the Bee Miraculous to get what she wanted!"
Chloé: "Ladybug, I fucked up so badly! I want to save my father and tell him I'm sorry!"
#miraculous ladybug#mlb salt#chloe bourgeois#chloe deserves better#queen bee#thomas astruc#thomas astruc salt#chloe sugar#queen bee sugar#and no if you say that she only used her dad to get what she wanted: fuck you and fuck off#yes there were times where she used him to get what she wanted but at the same time#-ahem- SHE ALSO FUCKED PROVED THAT SHE LOVED HIM!#she literally ran up to him and hugged him after she was saved from Stoneheart!#she also FUCKING APOLOGIZED for causing his akumatization!#she DID care about him!#don't argue with me that she didn't#she clearly did#s4 and s5 just decided to fuck it all up because Astruc is a big ass baby who can't take criticism and would rather forgive mass murderers#(aka félix) and world wide terrorists (aka gabriel) than a damn abused child who used abused as a way to cope because NO ONE TAUGHT HER#HOW TO BREAK THE GODDAMN CYCLE OF ABUSE!#okay im done#rant over
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Always lowkey simmering a Leverage AU in the back of my head hear me out:
Ted is an ex-insurance investigator who was able to get his son life-saving medical treatment because his first, original Crime Pal Beard was like ‘Ted if your company doesn’t come through with the coverage, we’re doing things my way.’
The company did not come through. The company did let him go due to suspicion of Ted’s involvement in the incident, but Ted will happily remind folks that no charges were formally pressed. Henry is alive and healthy and living with Michelle, who divorced Ted shortly thereafter (not just because of pre-existing marital problems, but because Ted wouldn’t tell her anything about why the doctors “””suddenly decided to do the procedure for free”””). Shortly thereafter, Ted fled the country.
What Ted learned from the whole experience is that there’s a lot of people out there, good people just trying to live by the rules, but sometimes things happen that are just out of their control. And well- if we’ve got the means to help the good people out when no one else will, then shouldn’t we try?
“We’ve got means,” Beard agrees. “And motives.”
They do things Beard’s way now.
#also Rebecca is a grifter who gave it up when she married into money and her name(s) echo mysteriously through the back alleys of London#“did you hear about this Secret Princess Lydia who went missing in the 90s?’ ‘yes Ted that was me’#the woman is constantly dodging every half-told lie she made on a lark twenty years ago but she is amazing at keeping them straight#and Roy- Roy long ago took an injury that ended his career as a footballer before it started#and he fell into a bad spot as a hitter#and then he fell into a worse spot#and then he dug himself out for his neice that no one knows about (see: everyone knows about think mafia kid no one is allowed to touch her)#the problem now is he’s getting old#the hits hit harder and his speed isn’t what it used to be#(Roy Kent’s slow is still leagues beyond what these young wannabe punks can do these days)#keeley! she is a sneak thief. very charming. tiny. great with repelling down sides of buildings#loves money and shiny rocks and thinks Rebecca is the bee’s knees#and then there’s Jamie who is a 24 year old hacker with gaudy taste no knack for accents and a problem with authority#in this au him and ted have basically split Nate’s backstory#Ted’s dad took him to bars and taught him little tricks and mind games- nothing fancy just stuff an HR person might know#meanwhile Jamie’s dad took him to shady deals in bars because his dad was a fixer who’d put bad guys in touch with each other#jamie keeps a tracker running on his laptop with his dad’s whereabouts at all times#unfortunately he didn’t think that anyone else would bother looking for him- he’s not exactly a big time crook#but Ted and his crew have pissed off Rupert Mannion who is big time and who wants to hit back at Rebecca for making a fool of him#and Mannion’s people have identified that the way in to breaking their little crew is through Jamie#who’s name sounds so ridiculous people have assumed it was fake this whole time#anyways#thanks for reading#I will likely never write this but boy I have ideas 💡#leverage au#ted lasso#jamie tartt#roy kent#keeley jones#rebecca welton
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dick will talk about how he isn't batman and he doesn't want to be whenever he gets the chance to monologue and i'll be cheering him on every single time
#jk its not the only thing he talks about but he talks about it a LOT#he's just like his dad in a lot of ways#but he was able to find a middle ground between his beliefs and what batman taught him#and its so nice to see that bc it can be so well done and be so satisfying#i love dick grayson#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics
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02x16
Then the brother offered to seduce him
My boy legit had a right to kill them
#oswald cobblepot#sasha van dahl#charles van dahl#grace van dahl#gotham#this was so funny#oswald was so confused#his gay ass was not convinced#okay but they were dumb though#ozzie's mom taught him to be respectful#and he'd never betray his dad
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