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Hey, does anyone know what happened to @heyfightme? I know that they left and pulled all of their stories off of AO3; I downloaded them to my old laptop and I'm currently about to transfer them either to paper or to the new laptop.
And I know they said that they were looking to adapt their fanfiction into full novel stories. I would buy them for the record! But I have no idea how to find them.
Any leads?
#artists on tumblr#tumblr meta#friends on tumblr#heyfightme#where are you#izzy writes#omg check please#omgcheckplease#omgcp
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Hi! Do you still have a pdf of heyfightme’s fic about bitty playing piano and being in a punk band? I read it years ago and just found out it was deleted before I could download and trying to track it down now. lmk thanks!
I sure do! DM me and I will get you a copy :)
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Hi! This might be a long shot but I saw you wrote a short fic based on heyfightme’s “Baking is Punk as F***” au and was wondering if you ever downloaded or saved that fic and would be willing to share it with me? Or if you know anyone else that might have it? I’m not super in the fandom I read the fic years ago and still remember bits and pieces and really want to read it again but found it’s been deleted :(
Hi, I do think I downloaded it and can email you a copy. Drop me an email at labelleizzy at gmail with Baking is Punk AF in the subject line and I'll work on digging it out for you!
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Looking for #heyfightme docs
Hey friends. I’ve been subscribed to Heyfightme’s fics on A03 for a long while now, and I usually wait for a fic to be posted as complete before reading it (if they say it’s complete and have a regular posting schedule).
I was planning to catch up on a few of their stories that I was notified had been completed a week or so ago....however it now seems that they have deleted their A03 and all of their fics? (I can’t find any as orphans either).
Did anyone happen to download any of the following before they disappeared??
- A Really Good Deal on Craigslist
- The Road Leads Back to You
- Heavy Lightness (Feather of Lead) - this was written with #OMGpieplease
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Hi, so it turns out heyfightme on ao3 is deleting and while I've downloaded the rest of their fic to prepare, unfortunately the Baking is Punk As Fuck au is already gone. Which I'm happy for them!! Writing the new & improved Punk Book and all. ☺️
But I was wondering if anyone had downloaded it before it got deleted and could maybe send it to me? Bc I'd really like to be able to read it again. And they said it's ok to share their fics as long as it's not reposting.
If anyone sees this and can help, I'd be so appreciative!
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A selection of my art for the @omgcpbackupbang 2017!
heavy lightness (feather of lead)
art by me: @omgpieplease
fantastic words by: @heyfightme
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann
Characters: Eric "Bitty" Bittle, Jack Zimmermann, Kent "Parse" Parson, Shitty Knight, Justin "Ransom" Oluransi, Adam "Holster" Birkholtz, Larissa "Lardo" Duan, Bob Zimmermann,
Additional Tags: Violence, Minor Injuries, Fights, Concussions, Blood and Injury, Sports, Star-crossed, Inspired by Romeo and Juliet, no one dies, not a one, Recreational Drug Use, Mental Health Issues, Anxiety, Serious Injuries,
Summary:
“So you’re just going to leave me completely unsatisfied?”
The words make the back of Bitty’s neck prickle, his fears from earlier scratching again at the periphery of his brain, but there’s nothing harsh in Jack’s tone. He sounds wholly unaggressive, his voice rather carrying the roundness of longing. Of yearning, even. Bitty turns back to him, and finds that Jack has stood as well, arms hanging listlessly at his sides and a pinched look on his face.
“Exactly what kind of satisfaction were you looking to get tonight, Mr. Zimmermann?”
The rivalry between the men's hockey teams of Samwell and La Croix universities is long standing, thoroughly indoctrinated, and often bloody on and off the ice. With his future professional career at risk, La Croix captain Jack Zimmermann knows he needs to distance himself from the feud. Meeting Samwell's undervalued winger Eric Bittle while crashing a party, definitely isn't in his plans. Quicker than anticipated, though, it becomes clear that there's more than just hockey on the line - for both of them.
[a Check, Please! Romeo and Juliet AU]
All of the art placed into the complete fic can be found on Ao3!
#zimbits#jack zimmermann#eric bittle#omgcp#check please fanart#omgcheckplease#omgcp big bang#omgcp backup bang#romeo and juliet au#heyfightme#my art#my stuff#bitty's puck bunny costume#FYI#JACK IN THE BLACKHAWKS JERSEY IS A CURSED IMAGE#AND I hated drawing it#fic illustration
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wow jack is crazy broad
why is his wingspan so wide
like the dorito that didn’t know to follow the proportions of it’s brethren
how would that even look in real life next to non-albatross-armed human beings
#wrathofthestag#awfulruby#heyfightme#ballet au#roberto bolle#pie jesu how is he even real#my omgcp fancast
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a really good deal on craigslist by heyfightme
mature
creator chose not to use archive warnings
4 738 words
wip (last updated nov. 28)
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
“So, anyway,” Bitty continues, bright as he can, “it was like when you’re a teenager and your Moo Maw tells you to always wear clean underwear, in case you get hit by a bus? Except I wasn’t wearing any underwear at all, and instead of a bus it was my boyfriend having sex with somebody else.”
“My moo-what now?” the clipboard guy mutters.
“I think it’s some kind of hillbilly thing,” the glasses guy retorts. They’re both equally bad at being discreet, and when glasses raises his voice to address Bitty again, it’s overly-loud. “I asked you if you had a problem with loud music.”
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After being cheated on, Eric Bittle moves out of the house he shares with his boyfriend into an apartment with three strangers. Despite clashing with the surliest of his new housemates, ex-NHL star Jack Zimmermann, Bitty is going to do his darnedest to move onward and upward. His best self may not be too far away - and all it took was finding a really good deal on Craigslist.
[a Check, Please! New Girl AU]
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stuff i wrote that i like from 2k17
@heyfightme tagged me (!!!!!!!!!) for a “best of 2017″ writing thing so i’m going to take a lil look through the stuff i wrote that i like from this past year. this was the year of writing a lot more than i ever thought i would. i published 13 fics on ao3 in 2017 (which sounds meh but i’ve only published 15 fics on there EVER, so) which comes out to about 64,000ish words?? that’s wild.
Always Halfway to Go (the water aerobics au)
“Fine.” Adam sighs in agreement. Justin moves and they walk side by side to Annie’s, the backs of their hands brushing occasionally. He wonders what would be so bad about taking Adam’s hand. Statistically speaking, there are very low odds of any negative consequences. Hall and Murray are both off campus and the team isn’t anywhere in sight. It’s all Justin can think about when they walk into Annie’s and when Adam holds the door for him. They’re standing in line, pressed together in the small shop, when Justin takes a chance. He trains his eyes on Adam’s face and carefully laces their fingers together.
Adam doesn’t react, at first, but after a long moment he squeezes his eyes shut, inhaling shakily, and tightens his grip on Justin’s hand. His fingertips are calloused but his palm is broad and the heat from his fingers seeps into Justin’s. They wait in line for a long time, their coats and bags hiding their clasped hands, saying nothing. Adam only lets go after they’ve ordered and paid, releasing Justin’s hand just before he turns away to find a table. He selects one in the corner and has one leg propped on an extra chair by the time Justin arrives with their drinks.
This scene, for me, is a turning point in the fic. There’s so much thinking and reasoning going on with Ransom and Holster that I needed them to just do something, and I wanted that something to be small. I wanted it to feel all encompassing for Rans and Holster but minuscule for everyone else in the room, because sometimes love is like that. Holster gets to hold Ransom’s hand and it ruins him, emotionally, and I love the notion of something so insignificant meaning the world to him.
If P Then Q
“Every fucking time,” Ransom mutters, shoving his hand in the cup to grab the ball. Holster’s right behind him, pressed up against his back as he reaches around to pick up the plastic cup. His other hand comes to rest on Ransom’s hip, warm even through layers of clothing. Ransom knows it doesn’t mean anything. If there’s hardly any room in the Haus and the crowd around the pong table keeps closing in around them then Holster has to press close to get to the beer. If playing pong with Lardo is the fastest way to get hammered then Holster’s just tipsy and wants to make sure he doesn’t fall over. If p then q. It’s simple logic.
So, I love the BBB. That whole verse is one of my favorite ideas I’ve developed this year and this drabble in particular is my favorite of the bunch because it was a deep exploration into Ransom’s voice and way of thinking. Writing Holster comes very naturally to me but I had to fight for Ransom’s voice, and that combined with writing Ransom pining instead of Holster was really fun. Will they ever get together? Who can say??
Here’s a Man in Evenin’ Clothes (NSFW)
Holster coughs once, then looks up at him through his lashes. “Bro, you were a sixteenth note off. It was driving me crazy.” His voice is scratchy and hoarse, the sound of it sends a bolt of arousal directly to Ransom’s cock.
“What?” He asks, blinking down at his boyfriend. It’s difficult to concentrate when Holster’s still lazily tracing his thumb over the head of his dick, looking up at him with red cheeks and a broad smile.
“The song, bro! It should have been like, buh, buh, buh, buh.” He seamlessly begins to pump his hand exactly as the bass pulses, popping his lips to accompany the sound. Ransom’s eyes roll back in his head from the sensation of Holster’s hand and how his lips brush against the head of Ransom’s cock with every burst of sound. “But you were like – buh, buh, buh, buh.” Holster pauses then resumes the motion of his hand, this time a half second before the beat thuds through the walls. Ransom’s grip tightens in Holster’s hair as he tries to catch his breath. “It was really fucking distracting.”
This is, and forever will be, the most in character thing I have ever written for Adam Birkholtz. This fic is also probably my favorite thing I’ve ever written, ever. Like, it’s blowjobs in a closet but it’s more than blowjobs in a closet, ya feel?
Titanium White and the Coral Reef
Holster reaches around him to swipe his hand over the mirror, displacing the condensation in a broad streak so he can see his reflection. It’s blurry, just smears of color on a foggy backdrop, but he watches as Ransom turns and places a hand on his cheek. He leans into the contact as Ransom guides him closer, rocking up to press a kiss to his jaw. “Do you want me to shave?” He asks, unable and unwilling to decide.
I was first diagnosed with depression at 16 years old and have been medicated for, fuck, the last 8 years. I’m just recently realizing what kind of effect the longevity of mental illness has on a person and this was 100% me trying to work through having a three day episode where I couldn’t get out of bed because eh, them’s the breaks. Part of me just wanted to know what it would be like to have someone there. I also really like the description in the mirror because blah blah who am I after years of medication blah blah is my personality my own blah blah who would I be if I wasn’t like this.
all my time is yours as much as mine
Holster’s the only one who knows exactly when gifts become curses. There are gray hairs in his playoff beard and sometimes, at night, he’ll whisper his fears into the dark (what if I’ve lived too long already and drop dead of old age tomorrow, did I spend too much time on the bad things and go too fast during the good times, why can’t I control it, do you ever wonder what it’s like to not be like this) and Ransom will reach down and offer his hand. Holster always takes it, and Ransom always lets him slow down time for as long as he needs to be comforted. They’ve weathered long nights together, seconds stretched into minutes into hours, hands joined halfway between their bunks.
This fic was 100% inspired by the line “there are gray hairs in his playoff beard” because I tend to write Holster as weary and I was honestly trying to get it out of my system. I also love the notion of Ransom and Holster having perfectly complimentary magical abilities because of course they would, and slowing down/speeding up time fit their characters in a really satisfying way.
Uhhh that’s what I’m featuring right now. I didn’t pick anything from After the Raven (the poly farm au) because let’s be real, they’re all my favorites.
Tagging: @chocolatechipcookiesplease, @alphacrone, @quidhitch, @dippedinsunshine, and @omgpieplease plus whoever wants to do it!
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For the @omgcplovefest five favourite fics day. These are all taken from my AO3 bookmarks. There may not be anything new here for people who’ve been in the fandom for a while, but even so, they’re worth re-reads, or first reads if you’ve missed them.
I tend to only bookmark longer fics, but quantity as we know is not always a mark of quality. Click here and you’ll go to my reblogged fic tag on tumblr which is home to many just as amazing fics!
Now, here are five from my bookmarks. From shortest to longest...
a tale of love and how it finds you, by nightswatch ( @zimmermaenner )
Zimbits | ~11k | Teen and Up
I just re-read this the other day and yep, still great. It’s an alternate meeting AU with Jack in the NHL and Bitty working in a baking supplies store. While we’re here, I’ll say that if you like this one you may as well do yourself a favour and go and read all their other fics, because they’re all just as enjoyable. Fluff and other hopeful fics, and not just Zimbits.
the backpacker’s guide to the aftermath of gap year hookups, by heyfightme ( @heyfightme )
Zimbits | ~12k | Mature
It’s like a rom-com where Jack and Bitty hook-up overseas and then [spoilers - go read it]. I love it so much! Well written fluff that still has layers of drama, tension and hilarity (and yes, some sexiness too).
The Skype Dates, by tiptoe39 ( @tiptoe39 )
Zimbits | ~73k | Explicit
Basically a real-time account of Jack and Bitty’s Skype conversations over the summer after they kiss in Goodbye For The Summer - Part II. Day by day, it shows them growing into their new relationship, opening up to and learning about each other. It’s wonderful. I would read another 73k of it.
Infinity, Plus One, by SummerFrost ( @yoursummerfrost )
BittyParse (feat. Pimms + Pimbits) | ~76k | Explicit
A fabulous reworking of the comic with Kent as part of the Samwell hockey team. Totally in awe of how believably this fic fits Kent in with the rest of the team, and a really gorgeous (though at times torturous to read in a good-hurt kind of way) relationship between Bitty and Kent. I have more than one SummerFrost fic bookmarked because they are all amazing, and really emotive.
Something Like This, by emmagrant01 ( @emmagrant01 )
Zimbits | ~285k | Explicit
In the author’s own words, “AU where the Goodbye for the Summer comics didn’t happen". It’s going to take a while to read, but it’s going to be worth it. I’ve read it multiple times despite the length because it’s so well done; the characters, the story, the pacing, the everything. I’m blown away by the dedication it must have taken to write every time.
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OMGCP LOVE FEST FIC RECS
Day 2 of @omgcplovefest means FIC REC TIME! (most of these are smutty/NSFW okay this is your warning)
These are my all time faves, in no particular order-
1. Loose Lips Sink Ships - SummerFrost
"Epikegster 2014 starts with Bitty’s Winter Screw date crashing the party, and ends with Kent Parson giving him his hat and four tickets to an Aces game."
Super hard hitting Kent/Bitty AU, beautifully written.
Word count: 30k
2. Ill Equipped - lastknownwriter
"Jack's first mistake was getting drunk in a salsa club with Kent Parson.
Or, the accidental Vegas married AU no one asked for."
Amazing mixture of Zimbits fluff and NSFW, just so cute!
Word count: 66k
3. Infinity, Plus One - SummerFrost
"Eric Bittle hoped to find a lot of things at Samwell University, but being caught in the cross-fire between his surly captain, Jack Zimmermann, and his friendly-but-moody alternate captain, Kent Parson, was certainly not one of them."
This one rips my heart apart, another Kent/Bitty sitch that is wonderfully written (ily SummerFrost)
Word count: 75k
4. Baking Is Punk As Fuck - heyfightme
"In which instead of actually playing hockey, the guys play shitty (pun intended) DIY punk in a band called Soft Hands. classically-trained pianist eric bittle doesn’t quite know what’s hit him."
This list would not be complete without fandom superstar heyfightme. All I can say is that this fic is incredibly written, and LORD it is LIFE CHANGING. Plus, supporting local Australian creators!
Word count: 56k
5. Alicia is P.O.T.U.S. - @fanaste
This is an ongoing fic which is exactly what it sounds like - Alicia is P.O.T.U.S., Jack is the first son, and Bitty is the peppy new Social Media Manager. It has only just started, but I adore it already. This one isn't NSFW (yet?)!
Word count: iDK it has 7 chapters as of today
I'm doing these a day behind y'all bc Australia wooo!
#kent/bitty#zimbits#fic rec#omgcplovefest#omgcp fic rec#heyfightme#summerfrost#fanaste#lastknownwriter
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just finished reading baking is punk as fuck (again) (for the trillionth time) (this month) by heyfightme and im just wondering where i sell my soul to either find more fics similar to this or to gain proper knowledge about it so i can write some fic myself
#zimbits#check please#heyfightme#literally read this fic if you havent#or if you have read it again#im fuckin dying#i smiled the entire time i read it#MORE TATTOOED JACK
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Here is my super shitty midnight drawing of @heyfightme ‘s punk au. I couldn’t get the image of holster w/ a man bun out my head so yeah here’s a shitty drawing
#I swear I can draw better than this#I’m just lazy lol#omgcheckplease#holster#punk au#my art#barely#heyfightme
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heyfightme replied to your post “for their 1-year anniversary (in august, not may, because august was...”
My dude this is too fkn cute (つ´∀｀)つ
thanks! 😊
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@heyfightme’s punk au is just? so? good?????
(ft. logos inspired by @omgpieplease)
#omgcheckplease#check please#omgcp#zimbits#heyfightme#my art#my content#im so hyped for the next chapter!!!
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Author: heyfightme
Rating: Mature
Status: Complete
Length: 9K
“This is your first Match?” The thought makes Jack’s stomach flop over uncomfortably.
Eric hums, wrinkling his nose. “My birthday was yesterday. I wasn’t expecting a date this quickly, but I suppose it’s good to get things rolling.”
Jack could say, This is my thirty-fifth Match. Jack could say, My first Match was my longest. Jack could even say, Imagine if you got your Life Partner on your first go.
What he says instead, through a smirk, is, “We should sit down. It’s good to get things rolling, eh?”
The app is ubiquitous, a dating service that dictates the type and length of every relationship it finds for its users. For Jack Zimmermann, it hasn't been a real problem - until he is Matched with Eric Bittle for a week-long fling, and is left feeling like he's missing out on something bigger.
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