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Sobs Eternally...

@jack-manpain-zimmermann   Look what I have done!  I mean, that would just be the MEANEST, SADDEST AU one could write (apart from that one), right? Still, part of me is like, “Do it.  DOOOOOO ITTTT.”   It would also be so lovely and bittersweet.

I’m begging you guys to watch Schitt’s Creek

food is THE love language. let me bake you some fucking bread.

I’m dying this is so me

Tyler Hoechlin on Instagram Stories

me vs every other gay man my age

y’all gonna catch these hands if you don’t show Opie some respect

I hope everyone realizes that William Poindexter

 is pretty much gonna look like Ron Howard when he’s in his 60s.

Evidence:

oh gosh, dadbod!Jack Zimmermann is like the ideal future version of Jack, isn't it? a Jack who is comfortable enough to have a second slice of pie and joke about his dad bod? Bitty won't be able to keep his hands off him.

I will always be down for cOMFY and dOMESTIC Zimmerfamm omgggg

Jack is also the one who gets super invested in the PTA once he retires. Like, he’s there coordinating fundraisers for the booster clubs (he always wins the bake sales because he brings Bitty’s creations). He’s not coaching his kids’ teams specifically but he is coaching peewees and helps coordinate the veritable army of parent-volunteers that make any youth club run semi-smoothly. He’s got SUCH a weakness for the local-rink french vanilla ‘cappuccinos’ and has his favorites ranked by rink. They’ve got the fluffiest husky who does nothing but talk back but Bitty likes to run him and after all the aches that finally convinced Jack to retire, he happily leaves Bits that chore. Instagram adores the pics of Jack and their husky curled up with the same expressions. (This dog weighs almost a hundred pounds but thinks he’s a lap dog.) Their family is just *that golden yellow and blue light of Happiness*

please watch the english dub of this scene

Comic 4.9: Whiskey ✨ checkpleasecomic.com ✨ 

I’m still utterly hideous about remembering to reblog to this blog but it’s nice to know that I’m still salty about Shitty being with Lardo because of my teenage jealous wlw attitude of possessiveness toward Lardo, and also self-anger because Shitty is basically me.

THERE THEY ARE. Okay I’m glad I’m not the only one anymore who feelsl ike tumblr is pranking them on a regular basis

@jack-manpain-zimmermann   Girlfriend, your messaging is JACKED up again.  Check your chat! <3

Oh, you...

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this adorable hot grandpa uses the phrase “Right on” unironically?  Like, I don’t think anyone has done that since 1978.  He probably saw tape of his dad being interviewed back in the day and Bob was like, “Yeah, man!  Right on!” and Jack thought it sounded cool.  Oh, Jack!  Promise us you’ll never change.