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wednesdayfunnys · 4 months
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things the boys use as conversation starters that everyone who doesnt already love them finds really really fucking annoying
stan: complaining and oversharing. “oh my god i had the worst night ever i feel terrible i barely slept and my dad’s driving me crazy and i wanna put a gun in my mouth im not even close to kidding”
kyle: criticism/pointing out a flaw/pointing out something off about you today. anything from “dude, you look like shit, whats wrong?” to “oh my god what are you wearing??” to inserting himself into an ongoing conversation with a loud and passionate contradiction bc hes jUst bLunt
eric: bragging, usually about things not worth bragging about, like his “epic” trips to the bathroom or the 5 views he got on some video he posted online.
kenny: wildly explicit stories in graphic detail like hes doing standup. sometimes his sex dreams, sometimes a porno he’s seen, sometimes a straight up made up story. he’s looking for laughs.
butters: really really boring mundane stories. “yesterday i went to the grocery store with my mom and what do you know it they moved the ketchup across the store again! geez louise we must have hunted for that stuff for half an hour! that store sure does like to move their stock around.” he might as well be talking to himself
tweek: inocherent babbling about whatever he’s fucked up about today with not much context. also he will explain the entire plot of a movie or episode of a show he likes without taking a breath and he does not say hello first
craig: snide comments. stuff that can really only be answered with “dude fuck you”
clyde: gives you a girl’s name and demands you rate on a scale from one to ten
jimmy: dad jokes in the vein of “hey why are watermelons always having weddings? because they cantaloupe :D”
tolkien: self deprecating rich boy humble bragging
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Insomniac // Tate Langdon
request: not sure if i already requested this butttt could you write tate langdon x reader w insomnia like him js comforting you n holding you in bed as you cry from exhaustion n frustration from not being able to sleep - or som along those lines of reader w insomnia? 💛
prompts: none
summary: no matter what you try, you just can't seem to fall asleep. your boyfriend, tate, tries his best to comfort you.
warnings: not proofread
word count: 512
a/n: i know this is shorter than what i usually write, but i've had some difficulty with motivation so i figured that i would at least try! i'm gonna do my best to write more. even though they might not be as long, i promise i will still put the same amount of effort it!
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You groan in frustration as you roll onto your back, staring at the dark ceiling above you. It’s been hours of tossing and turning, hoping that you would eventually drift off to sleep. But the peaceful release of rest and dreams never came. It never does. Night after night you’d lie awake, wishing and praying to fall asleep for even a few minutes. Waiting and waiting for relief from this utter exhaustion that never seemed to come. 
Sometimes you were lucky, passing out from exhaustion after trying to fall asleep. You’d wake up in the morning still tired, but at least still able to function. However, with the way things were going tonight, it didn’t look like you were going to fall asleep anytime soon. You were completely drained, needing nothing more than a few hours of sleep. But despite how tired you were, you remained wide awake. And it just made you even more upset.
You sat up, reaching behind you to grab your pillow. Burying your face in it, you let out a frustrated scream. Before you realized it, tears were falling from your eyes. You clutched your pillow to your chest, sobbing in utter frustration and misery. Why were you like this? Why couldn’t you just fall asleep like everyone else did? Why did life feel the need to torture you so?
“Hey, what’s wrong? Why’re you crying?” a gentle voice from beside you said.
You didn’t even need to lift your head to know it was your boyfriend, Tate. You felt the bed dip beside you, a pair of comforting arms wrapping around you. He pulled the pillow out of your grip and you leaned against his chest, holding him tightly.
“Can’t sleep,” your voice muffled from your face being buried in his chest.
He frowned slightly, his hand rubbing your back softly. “Again? I’m sorry baby.”
You cried into his chest, all your pent up emotions spilling out. Tate didn’t mind. He didn’t say anything while you sobbed, just continuing to hold you as you let everything out. Your hands gripped the fabric of his sweater tightly, trying to ground yourself to him.
“Why am I like this? Why can’t I just fall asleep? It’s so easy for everyone else,” you whispered, voice shaking from your tears. 
“I don’t know, baby. I just wish I knew how to help you. It hurts me to see you suffer like this,” he replied, still holding you against him.
“You are helping, Tate. Just you being here helps. It makes me feel better. You make me feel better.”
He smiled, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead. The two of you sat there in silence, just savoring each other's embrace. Soon, your grip on him loosened and your eyes grew heavy. Tate smiled down at you lovingly. He leaned back, laying down on your bed, pulling you down to rest on his chest, being careful to not move you too much.
Soft snores started emanating from you as you finally found the blissful release of sleep in your boyfriend’s arms. 
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freddie-77-ao3 · 2 months
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TRANS PEOPLE AT CAMP HALF BLOOD BC I'M IN A MOOD™️ RIGHT NOW
NON BINARY:
Connor Stoll (they/them). Connor got to camp at age four, where someone just assumed he was named connor, so they took up the name of a dead boy named connor and decided that yeah, he/him was alright. didn't know what trans meant at the time, they just sort of... anyway, then after the battle of the labyrinth they came out as NB.
wood nymphs. they've got a different gender system than demigods, as well as different pronouns, but to keep it simple for the campers your best bet is they/them.
the resident god Dionysus ofc. he has a complicated relationship with gender (see his chapter in PJ's Greek Gods) but basically, doesn't care what you call him. he/they generally.
MTF:
Drew Tanaka! she's just. always considered herself a girl. there was never any hesitation. her mom called her son and she just. did not compute. her mom was accepting and just sort of called aphrodite up and told her that actually she had given birth to a girl. Aphrodite sent down a new wardrobe in return. she never changed her name.
Clarisse la Rue. she came out when she was twelve. her mom didn't accept her, but clarisse had run away years before that so... her mother never apologized. when clarisse went to her house with chris, it was only because she was truly desperate. after the battle of manhattan clarisse called her once, and. never again.
Lou Ellen Blackstone. she told cecil and will when they were eleven or so (SOM) but didn't really come out to everyone else until one of the hunters pulled her aside in TTC to ask if she wanted to join bc the hunters are super good at finding girls apparently. lou ellen really regrets this but somehow cecil convinced her to make her legal name Louise-Eleanor (first) Wilmadeen (middle) Cecilia (middle) Blackstone. it-- she pretends it's just lou ellen. don't bring it up. Will thinks there was a murder involved and-- well neither of them are telling him otherwise, that's all i'm saying.
FTM: (oh boy here's where I projected a whole bunch)
PERCY MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON. alright folks you ready? so percy came out when he was twelve RIGHT before TLT picks up. struggling mother sally jackson immediately accepts him no questions asked (well there are a few questions but) she gets him onto puberty blockers from a free clinic on forth street right away and changes his name legally. financially they're still struggling, obviously, but sally is picking up some extra shifts. she's already planning on having percy go on T when he turns 16 (if he lives that long--) and after manhattan poseidon and sally sit him down and are like: okay so technically because of ancient laws poseidon can't just snap his fingers but uh if you want a real easy top surgery just do a really easy quest for him and he'll magic your tits away and percy agrees of course so poseidon drops a sand dollar on the ground and in the. most. indifferent voice possible he goes "oh no. my sand dollar. i need a hero." and percy picks it up-- and done. that's when he decides to join the swim team because he doesn't need to bind anymore. also when he heard the prophecy percy immediately went, well i know it says im going to die but hey the universe recognises me as a dude that's pretty cool right. very affirming for him.
NEXT UP we've got michael. height dysphoria kicks ass so seriously don't mention how short he is. anyway michael thought that it was spelt micheal so he chose it for the pun and to feel connected to his dad. uh. don't bring that up to him either. anyway despite being very short, michael's usually pretty stealth. he came out in ttc when he asks jake mason out bc luke used to date his brother lee and michael basically goes "hey do you want to go out i promise i'll be a good boyfriend and not leave you like luke left lee." and jake just bluescreens for a moment because wait, BOYfriend, and anyway after that michael realises he never told anyone. (not necessary to the post but jake said yes) oh, also, his middle name is john. why? who knows. it wasn't significant or anything, clarisse just turned to him one day and said, "you know, you look like a john." so yeah, Michael John Yew. also he liked archery bc it was a lot easier to bind in so.
following that you'll find that actually the three main pjo apollo boys are trans. so WILLIAM ANDREW SOLACE. my baby boy is-- well he's got a lot going on. Will binds (but when he turns 16 he's going to get top surgery and he is. very excited) and don't let his mild mannered doctor self fool you he is a HYPOCRITE when it comes to binding, like that bitch will nag you for hours if you bind for over 8 hours and then you'll see him come off a 48 hour infirmary shift still binding. when he was young and his mother was touring, she left him with his grandparents. He tried to come out at five and cut all of his hair off, but his grandparents kicked him out. Clarisse found him in Texas and brought him to camp. which isn't SATS compliant but I haven't read it yet so *shrug*. Anyway Andrew is after Apollo, when Apollo first met Naomi, he called himself Andrew.
Lee Fletcher is also trans. He was fully transitioned by the time he died. He was super upper class when he came out and his mum stopped speaking to him, but he kept his wealth and became a staunch advocate for trans rights until he died. Anyway he came out when he was seventeen.
Cecil Markowitz. His parents died in a fire when he was 8, he was sent to his grandmother, she kicked him out when he was 9 and came out. 
Clovis
Mitchell
Leo Valdez (part of why Rosa called him a demon)
Malcolm Pace (his trans identity deserves a whole 'nother post it's.) anyway Malcolm can't bind so.
Ellis Wakefield (currently writing a fic about this actually) anyway Ellis comes out when he's 13 (so BoM) at camp, and comes out when he's 15 to his mum. it doesn't go great.
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oh-austin · 2 years
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going method, part six (austin butler)
summary: you're playing priscilla presley in the new elvis biopic, when your co-star asks you if you would like to date him during the filming of the movie to better understand elvis and priscilla's relationship.
word count: 3,615
authors note / warnings: no warnings! I KNOW IM THE WORST, I've just been disgustingly busy- but here is part six of going method, I know lots of you have been waiting. I hope you like it my loves, no more stupid y/n and austin, yay!
series masterlist / previous + next part
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It had been almost a week since Austin kissed you. 
You were embarrassed to admit that it was the only thing that your brain could conjure up to think of since it happened. The way his lips pressed softly against yours was a feeling you never wanted to forget. It seemed that Austin felt different to you.
At first, you thought he was just having a bad day, but when you asked he told you incessantly that he was alright to the point where you actually believed him. Now, you’re worried that he’s wallowing in his own regrets. He hadn’t been speaking to you heaps in between takes, or on breaks, or ever really. You couldn’t help the way your chest ached when he would turn away after a shooting a scene. 
You let yourself get your hopes up, you knew that. You let yourself walk into the flames and were swallowed hole, but you wouldn’t change it. You wouldn’t change the way that Austin looked at your lips just before he kissed them, or the way he held you when you both fell asleep that night. It hurt to think that he regret his actions, or regret that he crossed a line professionally, but that’s the way it was now and you had to deal with it for the film’s sake. 
You knew that it wouldn’t be hard to get into the right frame of mind for today’s scenes. Austin was able to get his stitches out earlier than they thought he would, which meant it was back to regular scheduling on set. Today Priscilla was leaving Elvis, and in a way, you were leaving Austin. Leaving the idea that you both could be anything more behind, just like he wanted. 
“You look great,” Louise smiled at you, putting a little more blush on your cheek. You smiled looking down at the ground, whispering a thank you.
“Everyone ready?” Baz called, “Yeah, good. Ready-“ You were cramped in the bedroom of the Graceland set, Austin on the bed in a purple velvet robe. You didn’t feel ready. “Mark, and Action!”
You sighed moving around the bed to the side that Austin was asleep on. Roughly opening the curtains, harsh sunlight fell into the room and onto Austin’s face.
“The hell you ‘doin?” He mumbled, his voice gravelly. 
You sat down on the bed next to him, picking up a few things from the beside table before looking at him. “I’m leaving you,” You said sternly, “and I’m taking Lisa with me”. You got up from the bed and walked into the bathroom as Austin stumbled out of bed to follow you.
“Uh, ‘cilla, is this about what happens on the road?” He mumbled again incoherently.
“About the what?” You called out to him, Austin still finding his way into the bathroom where you were.
“Is this about what happens on the road-“ 
You cut him off, “The girls?” You asked with your eyes wide “You think I give a shit about the girls that you sneak in through the side door?” You laughed as Austin tried to interject, you wouldn’t let him, “No. I couldn’t care less about whoever it is you sneak through the side door. It’s about this, Elvis,” You picked up a bottle of pills before throwing it at him, “And this,” You did it again, “And this!” And again.
“Hey! Whoa,” Austin put his hands up in defence as you threw the glass vials at him.
“And these goddamn pills those leeches and has-beens feed down your throat!” You turned away from Austin, grabbing another bag from behind you, shoving the things that you had gathered in there.
“God damn it,” Austin mumbled as you pushed past him.
“You’re strung out,” You shook your head walking back into the bedroom.
“Strung out?” Austin tried to scoff but was too out of it to muster anything, “Goddamn, I’m in the best shape of my life!” He argued.
“Best shape of your life? The only time you’re happy is when you’re on that stage and in between that, you’re a ghost” You left the bedroom with your bag in hand, Austin following after you as you went down the stairs.
“’Cilla, I give you everything you could want, you have everything that a girl-“
“Cut!” Baz called you. You sighed looking over at your director. You hated not having a clean run of the first take. The feeling of your performance lacking loomed over your head when you couldn’t finish the scene. “Y/N cut him off again, you’re tired, you don’t want to hear it” He instructed, “Take charge, okay?” 
“Yeah,” You nodded again, “Okay,”
“Reset from the top of the stairs and from Austin’s line,” Baz called. You and Austin went back up the stairs, you waited until he was on his mark before you walked back up. “Ready? And action!”
“’Cilla, I give you everything you could want-“
You cut him off like Baz told you to, “What I want is a husband!” You turned around to look at him, you felt the tears pooling in your eyes as you raised your voice at Austin, “I am your wife,” You told him, “I am your wife!” You pointed your chest repeatedly as the first tear fell. "And Lisa is your daughter,” You turned back around and walked quickly down the stairs, your voice was softer now, “She needs a father”.
“I am her father,” Austin’s words were slurred as he spoke to you. You stopped in your tracks at his words, sighing deeply and slowly turning back around to look at him. 
“Do you remember the last time that we laughed together?” You voice shook as more tears filled your eyes, “Do you remember the last time that the three of us sat down and had dinner together? You won’t even make love to me anymore,” You shook your head softly, “I gift you my life, and I have nothing left in me to give you” You shrugged at him hopelessly. 
You couldn’t help but hear Austin in these words and not Elvis, your brain taunted you as he spoke.“Do you still love me?”
Yes, you thought, but you just stood there as another tear ran down your cheek. 
Austin exhaled softly, sitting himself down on one of the bottom steps of the staircase. You turned away from him and balled your hand into a fist and put it over your heart before turning back to him. “When you’re 40 and I’m 50, we’ll be back together. You’ll see,” Austin didn’t look at you, instead kept his eyes down towards the ground. 
You took a deep breath before dropping your bag and walking over to Austin, holding him to your chest from where he sat. You felt Austin shake in your arms before he let out a quiet sob. You held him tighter as he cried, remembering how he felt against your chest the last time you held him this way.
You crouched down and kissed Austin’s forehead, then his cheek. “I have to go,” You whispered.
“Will you please stay?” Austin shook his head, sniffing away his tears.
“I have to go,” You told him, “Okay? If I stay, I’ll never leave” Austin kept his hold on you. 
“Please,” He cried as you tried to pull yourself out of his grasp.
“You have to let me go,” You told him, pulling his hand from your waist and putting it in his lap.
“Please, Priscilla,” He begged.
“You have to let me go,” You whispered, putting his other arm back before walking back to your bags. You swiftly picked them up and wiped a tear from your face as you walked out of the foyer. You stopped walking after you were out of frame, but you were close enough to hear Austin’s sobs. You felt your heart break for him, even acting, he had a hold on you that you never thought possible. 
“Cut!” Baz yelled. 
It became a routine very quickly, dry your tears, film the scene, repeat. Baz was constantly stopping you both to change or add small bits into the scene, but the pain you felt when filming it didn’t fade. You were very glad to be done with the scene when Baz finally called it. 
“Great work everyone,” He held up his arms, the films script in hand, “Before we move on I want everyone to turn to our beautiful Priscilla,” You suddenly felt around fifty pairs of eyes on you, but the only pair that you could feel belonged to Austin. “We’re going to sing a little song for Y/N today, because it’s her birthday!” He shouted. 
You looked at the ground with a sigh, a blush appearing on your cheeks as the crew cheered and clapped for you. Your assistant, Maisie, came out with a bouquet of flowers in her arms. 
“Happy birthday,” She passed them off to you whilst bringing you into her embrace. You only felt your blush grow as the crew sang happy birthday to you. After such a draining two hours, it gave you relief. Austin watched you as you stood there with flowers in hand. You looked beautiful, but he let his feelings of guilt overtake him. He forgot your birthday.
As he wallowed in his feelings about you, he completely blanked on the fact your birthday was coming up. You knew that he forgot, you didn’t mind though and you were ready to forgive him at any moment, for forgetting your birthday and more. 
“Thank you everyone,” You laughed, holding up your bouquet in the air whilst people clapped for you again, “Thank you very much, that was lovely,” You tried your best to speak over the commotion.
Baz eventually brought the conversation back to the filming schedule and reiterated what would be filmed tomorrow, but everyone was free to go home. Maisie wished you happy birthday again, Baz gave you a hug and gave you a small present. You unwrapped it whilst thanking him, a golden necklace with a P initial sat in a velvet box. ‘For my Priscilla’ he said, you could’ve cried. Hugging him once more, you thanked him again before he went to go finish looking over the last few takes.
You locked eyes with Austin as you went to walk away. Usually, your heart would beat faster under his piercing gaze- this time, it beat melodically and shallow. Your body trying to accept the fact that those feelings of nervousness and blush were no longer necessary. 
He looked like he wanted to say something. As if words sat on his tongue ready to be said, but stayed quiet. He broke your gaze momentarily before looking back at you once more, he just couldn’t help himself. You offered him a small smile, a pathetic excuse for one if anything. You took a deep breath, trying to stead yourself as you bit your lip. Swallowing the lump in your throat, you turned away from him and headed back in the direction of hair and makeup. 
You spoke with Louise as she took your hair-pieces out and took your makeup off. She asked you what you were going to do to celebrate your birthday, you lied to her about your plans. Talk of going out to celebrate were falsities, when in reality your bed and an episode of a trashy reality show was calling out your name. After ridding yourself of Priscilla, the walk back to your trailer wasn’t ideal. The rain poured heavy in the Queensland heat, a summer storm on your birthday. A cruel irony. 
Once back in your trailer, you stripped out of your now wet clothes and changed into a long sleeve white and grey stripped shirt, grey tracksuit pants adorned your legs. You crawled into the bed in your trailer, you knew it was unnecessary to go back to your apartment. Tomorrows early call-time would’ve mocked you as you left the lot.
Your chest heavy as you allowed the TV show to lull you to sleep. Sweet dreams danced on your mind as your eyes began to flutter shut. Flashes of Austin’s eyes, face, lips clawed their way back into your brain involuntarily, he was always going to be there regardless of his feelings for you. He was always in the back of your mind, taunting you with the fact you cant have him.
As your breathing evened out, flashes of colour glistened over your skin from the illuminated screen. A frantic knock on the door of your trailer woke you. You groggily made your way to the door, opening it to find the one person you hoped it would be.
Austin, soaking wet from head-to-toe, a gift bag in hand. 
“Oh my god, what are you going?” You rushed, “You’ll freeze, get inside!”. Raindrops fell off of Austin’s arms, his white t-shirt see-through- you tried your best to not look too much at his abs peaking through the soft material. 
Austin was panting almost as he put the gift bag on top of your countertop. Sniffing, he wiped the rain from his forehead. “Lets get you into some warm clothes,” You pulled a towel from your linen cupboard and passed it to Austin. As he dried off as best he could, you managed to find Austin’s old t-shirt he had leant you and some sweatpants of his that sat in your trailer.
“Thanks baby,” Rain droplets fell from Austin’s hair onto your hands as you held the clothes out for you.
“It’s okay,” You whispered, turning around so Austin could get changed. You heard the sopping t-shirt smack against the linoleum of your trailers kitchenette, Austin jagged breathing and sniffing was the only noise that filled the small space. 
You weren’t sure if you could turn back around, so you stayed still with your arms crossed over your chest. You were suddenly so aware of yourself as Austin stood so close to you again. You felt vulnerable all over again. 
“I’m sorry,” Austin said. You slowly turned around, taking this as it was okay to look at Austin once more. 
“For what?” You asked him. He stood guilty, he let his shame takeover his body.
“For forgetting your birthday, that was real shit of me” He took a step closer to you, shaking his head, “I’m so sorry Y/N”.
You smiled softly, “It’s okay, I don’t expect you to remember”
“Well I should” He finally met your eyes, “I- I’m your friend” There it was. Friend. Everything that you had been worrying about was finally true, no longer all up in the air. For now it was staring you right in the face. You were friends, nothing more. Co-stars, colleagues, not anything else.
“I’ll get you a blanket” You broke his gaze, leaving him alone in the front section of your trailer. You pulled a beige throw blanket from your bed, handing it to Austin.
“Thanks mamas” He took it from you. You sat down on the couch, ready to let it swallow you whole. “I am so sorry” Austin sat next to you, he had to stop himself from putting his hand on your thigh. 
“It’s alright,” You nodded with a small shrug, “You’ve got lots to think about and we haven’t really been talking much so-“ You trailed off. A sigh escaped your lips as you rested your elbows on your knees. “I’m sorry about that too” He whispered.
“Me too,” You looked at him. Austin was sitting in a similar position to you, he looked defeated almost.
“Not your fault I pushed you away” He looked down at the ground.
“I could’ve made an effort, it’s my fault too” You played with your fingers, letting them distract you from the conversation looming in the air.
Austin sniffed before getting up from the couch, “I got you something”. He took the bag from the countertop and held it close to him.
“I saw” You chuckled lowly, leaning back against the couch cushions.
“Come ‘ere” Austin sat back down next to you. You turned crossing your legs in front of you as you faced Austin. “Happy birthday baby, I hope you don’t already have it” You laughed as he handed you the pink gift bag, “Girl at the bookstore said it’s her newest one”
You opened the bag and pulled out your present. A paperback book laid in your hands, the newest book published by your favourite author. A small gasp left your mouth, then turning into a laugh.
“Austin!” You smiled, looking up to him and then back to your book, “As if you remembered that I like her books” You shook her head.
“I believe you said you were ‘a sucker’ for her stuff” He repeated your words. It astounded you that one little sentence that you said to him had stuck with him for so long. Long enough to get you a perfect birthday present.
“That’s because I am” You admitted, admiring the front cover once more. 
“So you don’t have that one?” Austin smiled, watching you examine the front and back vigorously. You looked up a him with a grin on your have, he admire the way your smile reached your eyes. His heart beating slightly faster.  
“I hadn’t had the chance to go out and get it” You admitted to him.
“Well now you don’t have to” He shrugged, “Happy birthday Y/N” He whispered to you.
“Thank you, I love it” You whispered, putting it back in the bag before putting it at your feet.
“I’m glad” He said as he leant against his hand, his elbow on the couch cushion.
You copied Austin’s position, holding his gaze for a while. Sitting in comfortable silence was nice after your week had been so harrowing. Though you wanted to relax and just sit with Austin, the question sat heavy on your chest. You both knew that it had to be brought up, it was just a contest of who would break first.
“Can I ask you something?” You whispered, “You can be honest, I won’t be upset or anything. I promise”
Austin nodded, “Course you can”.
“Do you-“ You swallowed the lump in your throat, gathering the courage to ask him straight out “Do you regret kissing me?”
“What?” Austin sat up, “No, of course not” He shook his head.
“Then why haven’t you been talking to me” You asked slowly.
“Y/N, I-“ Austin sighed, mulling over his response. He could be honest, vulnerable. He could leave himself open to be rejected by you, no matter the odds. He knew it was time to rip off the bandaid and be honest with you. “I like you.. more than I ever thought I would when we first, you know, ‘started dating’” Austin looked down at his hands, trying everything not to meet your gaze- terrified at the thought of your reaction.
But he didn’t need to be, “Yeah, me too”
It was almost as if Austin was so caught up in his own head that he missed your response. “And it’s been really, really messing with my head” He ran his hand through his hair, you saw his hands shaking slightly, “I can’t keep kissing you knowing that you just see me as some person I’m playing in a movie”. Austin shook his head, “I just- I can’t. It’s a lot and I can’t really handle it well, I- I haven’t been handling it well” He admitted.
“Austin-“ He cut you off, “You don’t have to say anything, I understand you’re a professional and you are- you truly are such a great actress, but I don’t know if I can keep up with this ‘dating’ thing anymore- because it’s very real to me, Y/N” Austin finally looked up to meet your eyes, “It’s very real to me now”. His eyes were glassy, you could feel yourself slowly tearing up.
“Austin-“ You sniffed, “I really like you,” 
“What?” He said.
You laughed at his response, “You’re a lot more than just ‘Elvis’ to me.. like so much more” You smiled. You knew you were crying now. “I thought that you only really saw me as Priscilla, not Y/N” You told him.
“Are you kidding?” He exclaimed. Austin finally fought his doubts, holding onto your hand.
“No!” You shook your head with a smile, a tear running down your cheek.
“You’re a lot more than just ‘Priscilla’ to me,” Austin said softly, wiping the tear from your cheek.
“I feel so stupid” You admitted.
“Why?” He smiled. His chest was full, content. 
“I got so worked up over the thought of you seeing me, kissing me as someone I’m not” You explained, “I should’ve just came out and said something. Would’ve saved us a lot of trouble,” You both laughed together. Austin pulled you close to him, sitting you in his lap.
“Trust me,” He looked down at you, holding you against his chest, “I’ve been kissing you as Y/N since our first day on set together”
“Good,” You smiled. You let yourself sit with Austin for a moment, taking it how it felt to be touching him again- to be so close with him again. “Do you think you could stay the night?” You whispered, closing your eyes as you buried your head in his neck.
“If you want me to, if you’re okay with that” He looked down at you, placing a soft kiss on your forehead.
“Austin,” You smiled, “I’ve been waiting for you to talk to me for a week now, you’re not going anywhere”
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amethysttheanarchist · 7 months
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Hey there! I wanted to pop in and ask if you have any wild headcanons? Like maybe this has no basis in canon (or just a shred of a basis) but you still believe it wholeheartedly?
I MEANT TO GET TO THIS SOONER IM SO SORRY BABS YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO JUST EXPLODE ME INTO HUNDRED BITS
So these are just my random headcannons, but like all are slightly based on some canon
-so ik everyone has seen the post of Louise totally getting into anime when she's older and I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGRE
-Continuing with Louise, she loves high school musical but only really watches it with Rudy. She'll act all "nuh nuh, I hate this cheesy stuff" but she secretly loves it
-Trev makes the three pesto boys cake for their birthday. He just seems like he would
Now, I'm the world's biggest fan when it comes to the pesto family, and I can go on about their whole dynamic. That being said
- when Jimmy Jr. has speech therapy, he prefers when his father takes him cause there's a high chance afterwards that they'll stop by a corner store for gas or something and he typically gets a lil treat.
Only reason I think this is cause it's what my father sometimes does when he picks us up from school and I WILL PROJECT WHATEVER I WANT ONTO THESE MUPPETS
-Linda grocery shops with ginger and gene.
-Linda caught Gene stealing her nail polish when he was little, and instead of getting mad she just painted his nails and they had matching nails. She still does it ofc
- Tina did tell spelling bee every year in elementary.
The only thing that makes this one slightly false is her major stage fright
-Tina has spent nights just messaging Jimmy Jr back and forth when theyre older (probably high school), talking about nothing in particular, and they'll never mention these conversations face to face
-one of the kids, don't know who, but one of them definitely uses kaomojis later in life. Not an UwU or anything, but definitely an \(^o^)/
I could do a whole thing on the pestos but then this post would never end
Hope you enjoy these
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cinnamon-bunni · 6 months
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omg not me finally getting around to posting this. I was just about done with this for a while now but kept forgetting to finish the last paragraph and post so. here i am now. finally posting it lmao
once again this is made for @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense's job switcheroo au!! i really hope i did your characters justice, i just absolutely love them, they're so fun to write <33 please enjoy!!!
Louise found himself standing outside of the medic’s lab. The doors had been closed since early morning, with Germinoma being the only one who ever came in and out of the place. Though, Lyse wasn’t sure how much that actually happened. He didn’t think he had heard the doors open since breakfast.
He leaned against the wall, right across from the doors. He stared at the doors as his internal clock ticked the seconds that passed, with him at some point wondering if he could perhaps bore a hole through the doors with how much he stared. He made no move to open it, or knock, or anything to gain the doctor’s attention from the other side.
In truth, Louise had been waiting for a few minutes. He had news for Germinoma, but was unsure if it was the right time to tell him. It had been silent, for the most part, inside of the lab-slash-medical station, with only faint murmurs being heard by the ex-spy. What the medic was doing, he had no idea.
He clenched his jaw, grinding his teeth together. Germinoma had important work, something he emphasized to the whole team last they saw him, just after breakfast. It didn’t seem like any other “important” work, not like before. It seemed…serious. It gave Louise a bad feeling in his gut, one that he didn’t like. Things were happening in the background, bad things, and without him or his team knowing. Germinoma knew something about it. Louise wasn’t sure if he wanted to know himself.
Footsteps down the hall caught Louise’s attention, as well as…dragging? Scraping against the smooth, concrete floor made him turn his attention off the door. He grimaced at the sight of Monday, just down the hall, coming towards him with a very much broken leg that was leaving a bloody trail as he walked.
“Hey,” he greeted, once he had gotten closer. Too close, in Louise’s opinion, as he could smell the reek of blood and dirt and whatever else he may have gotten in contact with. Louise cringed at the sight of the other man’s hair, all crusted and matted with both dried and fresh blood, along with saliva from the soldier’s chewing habits. God knows when the last time the man had showered. Louise scowled when the other planted himself just a few feet away from him and had mimicked the same way he was leaning against the wall.
“What do you want?” he asked, tone clear that he would rather have that man be anywhere else on the base than there. Monday shot him a sloppy grin, fixing his hair by brushing the disgusting strands off and over his shoulder. He did nothing though, to fix those crooked, yellow-tinted glasses that were cracked in one lens, and completely missing another.
“What, can’t a guy wait for the doc to heal ‘im up?”
Louise scoffed, and reached for his cigarettes and lighter. “I doubt the doctor would see you even if you had a knife stuck in your head.”
“Wrong, Goldilocks,” Monday responded with the same shit-eating grin, “considering that happened last week, I have to say I might just be his favorite patient yet.”
Louise thinks about the incident when Germinoma stabbed Monday with a needle, seemingly out of the blue, because the latter had apparently gotten on the medic’s nerves one too many times that week.
“Right. I’m sure you are.”
“If anything, I should be askin’ why you’re here, mate.” Monday titled his head a bit, and Louise noticed blood started to come down his face, the injury hidden underneath somewhere in his hair. “So. What’re you doin’ here?���
Louise lit up a cigarette, the movement being muscle-memory to him. “I have important news for the doctor, but he has more important work that has to be done. So, I am waiting.”
Silence filled the hallway, and if Louise listened hard enough, he could hear the voice of the doctor inside the room. The man had always been fond of voice recordings; a better way to take notes of his work and thoughts, without having to stop everything to write it down. And he hid them, hid them very well in his chaotic-tidiness of that room, so that no one could find them.
Not that Louise had searched for them or anything.
“Well Louie, I’m afraid that my very broken leg and other injuries take priority,” Monday argued. “So, if you excuse me mate-” As Monday moved, Louise outstretched his arm to stop him.
“No.”
Monday paused, a scoff leaving him.
“No?”
“The doctor is busy,” Louise explained once more, “and neither of us are going to interrupt him. We both know how he gets, and he won’t do a single thing to help you if you put him in a mood.” A deep drag of his cigarette calmed the demo’s nerves. “His work is bigger than either of us. Bigger than him.” He took out his cigarette, using it as a pointer as he tilted it towards the closed doors. “He’s got a dead BLU in there–why? What sort of work involves a dead enemy?”
Monday did not respond. The masked demolition man sighed, and leaned back again against the wall. “We both know that something is afoot, whether you want to admit it or not. Things we don’t understand, the doctor doesn’t understand; you can pretend, but then you’ll just be even more of a sad man than I took you for.” Another drag from his cigarette. “So no, you will not bother him. Go get a first-aid kit somewhere else and fuck off.”
Silence filled the air, as Louise glared at the soldier, who just gave him a blank stare behind his broken glasses. “Not going to lie mate,” Monday finally started, voice low, “I’ve been bleedin’ out for a while now, and haven’t heard a word you said for the past minute now. So if you excuse me Goully, I am going to get myself some medical attention before I pass out again.”
When Monday took another step, Louise was quick to light another cigarette and flick it towards his feet. This one though, not quite a normal cigarette, explodes on impact, making a moderate boom. 
Monday leapt back when the boomstick hit a few inches away from his feet. “The hell mate?!” he yelled. “The fuck’s wrong with you?”
If Louise was as attentive as he said he was, then he would have noticed how the noises had ceased in the medical lab; no more sounds of equipment, no doctor talking to himself. Alas, he was not, and so he answered the soldier’s question.
“Germinoma has made it clear to everyone on the base what happens when we disturb him,” Louise repeated. “And more than that, I won’t lie by saying I’m not interested in what he’s investigating. You disturbing his work is ruining what chance he has of investigating something that goes just beyond a fucking broken bone or duties done on the base; we will wait patiently because if that’s what it takes for him to learn about something that could potentially affect us all on a unfathomable scale, then I will gladly stand out here.” Louise paused his long rant, letting a smile creep onto his face. “Besides, throwing my sticks at you is quite entertaining.”
Just as Louise reached into his pocket for another boomstick, the loud door of the lab slid open. The two outside froze as the noise filled the area, as they found themselves facing a rather furious looking medic.
“Oh, hey Germy,” Monday said with a wave of his hand. He smiled and said, “leg’s a bit broken, if you’re up to fixin’ that.”
Germinoma’s eyes glanced down the hall, forcing him to do a double-take; he leaned out of the doorway to look at the long trail of blood that led to the pair, with a large puddle of it at the soldier’s feet–not even mentioning the dark spot of soot from the explosion.
“The fuck is wrong both of ya?” he asked. “Is today fucking ‘Piss Off Medic Day?’ Or are you two asshats just so fuckin’ in love with me that you can’t just fathom leavin’ me alone for a whole day?”
Neither answer for a few beats. Monday then spoke up, pointing at the demo to say, “he got something important to tell ya, and I am about to pass out from blood loss from a botched landmine-jump.” He shrugged. “Still workin’ on it, but it’s coming along nicely.”
Germinoma gave him a blank stare, leaving Louise quiet in understanding of how the man surely felt.
“Get your ass in here,” he eventually groaned. “Not like I was doin’ anything important. I should really get you a helmet or something, Jesus.”
Monday gave a sloppy salute, answering with a “sir, yes sir” before marching on in. The medic’s attention snapped over to Louise.
“And what the hell is it that you want? You got more important things to bother me with than what I was doin’?”
A smile appeared on Louise’s face. “Just hear to tell you that you’re assigned dinner duty tonight,” he said, and took his leave. 
“Wha–are you fucking kiddin’ me!? Yeah, let me just drop everything on my plate to cook up some soup. Thank God my entire plate was empty, or else I wouldn’t have time to stir a big pot full of lentils and meat and shit in it! I was almost worried that I wouldn’t be able to do that, and instead would be forced to work all day on something totally fucking not important or anything! Jesus fucking shit!” 
Louise was unable to keep the grin off his face as he walked down the hall, the shouts slowly turning into a faint and muted noise as he headed off to his own room. No answers from the medic about what he had been doing, not that Louise had even asked. Only sarcastic remarks from the man, and nothing more. Not unusual, not for the secretive doctor, but Louise still needed answers; for what Germinoma was working on, for what the hell was even happening to the BLUs.  He wouldn’t get them, not now, and he accepted that. But nonetheless, he knew something was afoot, and he'd be damned if he didn’t try, at least a little bit, to see what Germinoma was investigating.
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br1ghtestlight · 6 months
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zeke and jimmy jr are so fucking stupid. immediately a 10/10 episode just for tankbottoms (tank tops for your bottom™️)
THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID THERES TEARS IN MY EYES..... if anybody ever hurts these boys ever in their lives i dont know what im going to do. probably cry about it
BABYYY ZEKE HES SO ADORABLE 😭😭💕 love how squished his face is. he's Three apples tall snd very very small
Hey guys :D love how she's dropped the "hey jimmy jr!!! ZEKE." thing and started being normal about greeting them. sorry we're not even a minute into the episode i just love these kids so much they're sooo sweet and so stupid. accurate middle schooler representation
jimmy jr and tina talking :') they're buddies. love that he's already explained this tankbottoms idea to tina and she Does Not Like It
HEY GENE BROWN EYES MENTION!!! always love to have rhat confirmed
oh that jimmy pesto impression is UNCANNY. aww why are they fighting they were sorta kinda becoming friends. not really but in my heart they were after the christmas episode and them racing cars together
"aahh im bored' oh so he's literally just gay? is that what this is?
JIMMY PESTO SAYING ITS BEEN SLOW AT HIS PLACE LATELY LMAO i wonder why that could be!! surely no real world events coincided with that happening!!!!
jimmy pesto is so stupid i missed him so much. i missed ur stupid stupid handsome face SO MUCH u idiot. kisses him
YOU GET ONE PACK OF RATS COVERED IN ROACHES 😭
love how he's Literally just trying to be friends with bob and bob is like. can you leave? could you please leave?? there's something going on here not even gay people have a word for. this is a brand new type of interaction
"our rats and roaches dont get along" "aah well you're lucky"
"right that was ALMOST a normal conversation but you're you soo you said that" *fart noise* "THATS YOU" why is jimmy literally the equivalent of a boy teasing a girl he has a crush on on the playground bcuz he likes her and doesnt know how to show it. what is their PROBLEM
aww louise reading the burobu magazine 🥺🥺💕 sorry this is relevant to a fanfic im working on. also love these new views of the playground thats also great to have (also for the same fanfic) (there's a lot going on in this fanfic)
jimmy jr is so fucking stupid and literally my baby boy. ACTUAL love of my life. he's so dumb <3
"teatherball? oh my god. another TB" there's literally zero braincells in that boys head this is already one of my favorite jimmy jr episodes. also zeke getting jealous that tina is spending time around a boy who hates zeke?? kinda cute. he liiiikes her :) i think he's also just terrified of will but i think he's also a little jealous maybe. zeke contains multitudes
"I just, uh, don't want to have fun... like that. With a bunch of balls in my mouth."
"Fine. Some people are just more open to new ideas."
presenting this conversation with no context. AND jimmy pesto being gay in the background bcuz of course he would be
okay well im already assuming this b plot is gonna go in the direction of jimmy pesto copying bob bcuz business has been slow for him and he thinks bob is generally a better cook so if he copies him maybe he'll get more business too. which is ADORABLE and reminds me so much of the christmas episode where jimmy pesto recommended bob's food bcuz it was so good. also if jimmy thinks that bob is copying his business FJDMDJFKDKDSJ reminds me of a past episode i cant remember the name of but like better.... bcuz they're gay and stupid
gene is a sweet boy <3 sweet song and moment. love that him and louise are just always hanging out together
ohh jimmy jr he's so sweet 😭 he loves zeke so much its adorable. i know there's nothing anybody could do or say to make him stop loving zeke or wanting to be his friend and its actually really cute. he's been great in this episode
"My sweet best friend. My sweet, sweet Zeke..."
love jimmy jr being just as heartbroken over somebody being mean to zeke as i am FJDMDJDKSKS he's literally DEVASTATED by this news. who would bully zeke he's literally a baby? just a baby boy??
"I don't like bullies. And I especially don't like them at our school. And in our sister's grade. I mean, what if he makes Tina pee and embarasses her? She's already fighting an uphill battle."
louise is both very sweet and protective and also VERY funny lmao SHES ALREADY FIGHTING AN UPHILL BATTLE
love jimmy jr louise and gene's dynamic in this episode. they care so much about their babies (zeke and tina) its cuuute
"i feel bad for zeke too but i just dont think aggression is the answer" coming from the kid who got his ass beat by a nine year old. on MULTIPLE occasions
love mort ordering the burger of the day like he has a gun pointed at his head FJDMDKDKSKSS also mort and teddy getting along!! yay!!!! big win for the tedmort shippers in the fandom
"Zeke... I just want you to know that I'm here for you and I care about you." when did jimmy jr get all emotionally mature??
WOLLY BULLY
"I get why you wouldn't want to tell me, because I'm one of the cool kids..." gonna need a citation for that one jimmy jr
if there's one thing louise is gonna do its ignore EVERYBODY telling her not to do something for revenge and do it anyway. like girl u gotta know when to let something go i know you're protective but FJDMSKSDKDK
"whats going on down there" dont even worry about it rudy
i love school episodes they're so silly. still a 50/50 chance zeke WAS the bully vs being bullied and this is a misunderstanding but either way this is very fun and i love seeing all the kids hanging out at recess and lunch etc
tina has had like three lines total in this episode where IS that girl
"i was the bully" yeah i figured since this episode still has half the runtime left and no other possible way this conflict could go LMAO but on that note its kinda sweet that he's made friends and a life for himself at wagstaff and he's not mean to kids anymore. he's a good kid in his heart & he always was
NOT THE APPLE JUICE 😭😭💔
not tina crushing on will in the background.... its not ur episode girl get outta here
"i can see that" rudy is there something you'd like to share with the class 🤨🏳️‍🌈
"SORRY me spraying juice on you wasn't bullying! That was just an accident." POOR GENE he's so worried about upsetting someone or hurting their feelings
BABY ZEKE COMPILATION TJIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR ME gonna need to screenshot this after bcuz he's so small. maybe the smallest boy in the whole entire world
"i was always the new kid and it wasn't easy making friends" 😭😭💕 AND NOW HE HAS TINA AND JIMMY JR GENE LOUISE RUDY and even tammy and jocelyn (kinda sorta) and he doesnt need to be nervous anymore..... he has a home and he's never going to leave. sorry brb im crying i love zeke and their littlr friend group so much
BETWEEN THAT AND MY IMPULSE CONTROL ISSUES I JUST STARTED WRESTLING KIDS sorry zeke is many things but he is NOT smart thats why him and jimmy jr are two peas in a pod. not a braincell between them
HE JUST HAD A LOT OF NERVOUS ENERGYYYY okay adhd zeke is literally canon now. to me. like i dont care what the episode says thats true now in my heart they basically said it
and then i kept trying to make them laugh :( zeke noo he's such a sweetheart and a good kid. he never had anybody who LIKED him before who really saw him for who he was until jimmy jr and their friend group. sobbing. I HAD A GROUP OF FRIENDS AND A NICKNAME IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I FELT LIKE I REALLY BELONGED....... CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP ETC
ive been told i have the perfect neck for headlocks. okay thank you rudy
jimmy jr is soo emotionally mature and thoughtful in this episode. TINA WHAT ON EARTH R U DOING IN THIS EPISODE she didnt even react to zeke's story bro. its so over
like a little italian squirrel :)
"Linda's right, Bob. And my therapist would say that you should focus on your own happiness and not compare it to other people's."
"Your therapist is an IDIOT!"
"You take that back, Bob! Do not speak of Doctor Marjorie that way. That woman has put up with SO MUCH in her life! The balls haven't always rolled her way!"
😭😭??? this was so funny lmao. also love how casually teddy mentions his therapist (throughout the entire show!! she was mentioned in his first appearance) and how normalized it is. like yeah he has a therapist and he has mental health issues & trauma and its just something he casually mentions
also mort always talks about ordering the soup at bobs burgers but we've NEVER seen soup on the menu or anybody else eating soup there what is up with that?? does bob make the soup especially for mort??? what is going on there. so many unanswered questions
"Look I don't know what THIS is..." *gestures vaugely to bob and jimmy pesto* Thats literally exactly how i feel whenever i watch an episode with them now. i dont know what the hell is going on between them and quite frannkly thats none of my business!!!
"im not SHRIEKING!!!!" he shrieked
"Zeke! Listen. We've all done things we're not proud of. I used to tell Andy and Ollie that there was actually only one of them. It messed with them for weeks. The point is... we recognize our mistakes and we learn from them. It's how we grow."
ONE we got a big brother jimmy jr mention HELL YEAH‼️‼️ love him tormenting andy and ollie he's such a terrible big brother (affectionate) and TWO in my head this is kinda jimmy jr apologizing for how he's fucked over tina in the past?? maybe im literally delusional about them but him admitting he's done things he isnt proud of and that he's hurt people before. cmon. thats gotta be about tina right. just lie to me at this point
JIMMY JUNIOR LMAOO he's literally so silly in this episode im obsessed with him
WHAT THE HELL WILL??
did zeke make fun of will for being a dancer lmfao thats why he wanted jimmy junior to leave right. he doesnt want jj to hate him
HE MADE FUN OF MY LISP 😭😭 no thats literally actually worse bcuz jimmy junior's lisp is soo. god. but zeke loves jimmy jr so much i know he would never do that to him. he literally LOVES that boy so goddamn much
YOUR LIPS FJDMDDJDKDKDD THEY LOOK FINR TO ME. somebody needs to sedate me im gonna become a jimmy jr fan account after this episode
JIMMY JR NOOOOOOOO ZEKE LOVES U HES UR BEST FRIEND. if they stop being friends after this episode im killing myself. like it would be so over for me. couldnt live after that theyre besties. theyre BESTIES
imagining if this was jimmy jr instead of will and actually literally crying real tears over it
I DONT EVEN THINK I WANT TO DO TANKBOTTOMS WITH YOU ANYMORE. thats literally worse than divorce whats even the point
"I mean, a lot of people don't know this but I have a speech impediment."
"Huh."
"Really?"
"Ooh I never noticed..."
"Yeah. I worked through a lot of it but sometimes it still shows up."
love this dumbass autistic boy. he's my sweetheart angel i would die for him 1000 times over and over
I THOUGHT TINA WAS GONNA ASK ZEKE TO SHOW HIS BUTT SAYING "I mean you could...." i was like ooohkay tina sure. okay
aww bob is so smart. and cool
JIMMY JR HOLDING ZEKES BACKPACK FOR HIM sorry idk why i thought that was so cute. gonna need a screenshot of that
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AWWW HAHA ZEKE IS SUCH AN OLDER BROTHER this scene is so cute. him teasing gene and louise <3
THIS EPISODE WAS SOO ADORABLE OMG i loved jimmy jr in this episode and his friendship with zeke. maybe my favorite episode this season?? its hard to say bcuz all of them have been so enjoyable and good but i love school setting episodes and zeke is such a good character. the subplot was also really good w/ jimmy pesto although i will NOT be letting bob forget what happened between them in the christmas episode and when he brought jimmy pesto his pain meds. he might forget but i will NOT. they were seriously for real gay there
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theflirtmeister · 5 months
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Share what ideas are wallowing in ur mud pit so we can be filthy fantasizers together
fuck it i'm never going to write this because i hate writing police fiction (hey, who here was around for the dead boy walking 100k vampire fic) but ANYWAY:
strahm is a smalltown cop, he does boring police stuff, perez is his fellow police officer and they are besties, one day strahm comes into work and perez is like "hey, crazy old lady says that someone has broken into (well known abandoned house called the castle), can you go check it out"
and strahm is like "ughhh i want to do proper policework, i don't want to go arrest dumb kids breaking into houses" and perez is like “noooo you have to because I don’t want to” so strahm gets in his little cop car and zooms over to the castle
and yeah it’s true, there’s lights on and someone is moving about, and strahm bangs on the door and is like “POLICE!!” and waits on the front door step kicking his foot against the wall and finally the door creaks open…
and the biggest fucking guy is standing there, and his face is all ripped up, and strahm literally does a fucking double take because uhhhhh who the fuck is this hot guy covered in blood!!
And the guy is like “what the fuck do you want” and strahm is like “did you break and enter” and the guy says “NO, im here legally” and marches off to get paperwork and yep, the guy legally owns the property and it says his name is john kramer.
and strahm is like “well JOHNATHAN I’ll see you around” and Johnathan is like “LOL U SUCK POLICE OFFICER STRAHM” and slams the door
and thus begins the love affair of strahm and hoffman!! they spend the entire fic chasing each other and driving each other insane!! Lawrence turns up at one point and strahm assumes they’re dating!!
also obviously Hoffman is plotting jill’s murder the entire time and is secretly leaving evidence that strahm is the jigsaw apprentice!! but oh no.... hot police officer is v hot and they end up fucking a lot <3
probably ends with hoffman revealing his crimes to strahm and is like RUN AWAY WITH ME!! and strahm is like.... OKAY and they thelma and louise it
I have written one line for this fic and it’s this:
“Look out,” Perez says. “Frankenstein’s monster is back.” “Shut up,” Strahm says. “He’ll hear you.”
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notllorstel · 2 years
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Since I cannot message at this time, I figured I'd ask through here.
I've been trying to find your comic where Ford finds out about the Circus and the sketch dumb you did of Louis, but try as I might I can't find them. Could you please give me the link so that I may be inspired again for this fic?
Thank you in advance.
bad news i cant find it either :{ good news i still have the files :D
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Louise: hey stop screaming, its just a party trick. Stan said you love this kind of stuff
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to stan: IM YOUR POSTIVE FATHER FIGURE NOW
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fallinggravity678 · 1 month
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Hey there! What’s your favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers that no one ever seems to talk about? (I actually don’t know if I sent you an ask, I REMMEBER trying to find your side blog but couldn’t spell it right 😭)
Lol no worries, this is my first time receiving this ask from you!
My sideblog is @zer0ogravity, but I'm way more active on this account (also I dont think I can receive asks from a sideblog) so sending it here was probably the best choice lol.
Anyway, favorite underrated episode...
I need to rewatch all of these still but I did like "The Show (and Tell) Must Go On" idk it was just very cute and the season 1 callback was nice. Also the B plot was really fun sfsvdg. Overall a really fun easy watch. It also inspired one of my first bobs burgers fics I've written (but haven't posted) it's not finished yet but I wanna finish it soon. It explores Tina and Louise's relationship and it's really important to me <3 one day I'll finish it
Honorary mention to Putts-giving for, while being a pretty weak thanksgiving episode (I often forget its about thanksgiving even though its in the title sgsgdg) it had a very chill plot with a good Tina and Louise plot (gravity falls might"ve made me develop a soft spot for mini golf episodes...)
Okay last one I promise, idk if The Gene and Courtney Show counts, but im gonna mention it anyway cause its sooo cute and it made Courtney one of my favorite side characters, shes so silly i love her <33
Theres a lot more I didnt mention (some of which were already mentioned by other people) but for a show with as many episodes as this one theres always a bunch of episodes that dont end up getting discussed much in favor of other episodes.
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staybeautifulmp3 · 11 months
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hey guys what are all the references to gay people in sports night?
smoking gay dog (dear louise)
others might think its vaguely gay to sing to your partner on television (intellectual property)
the guy who was gonna blow up the building cus a radio dj did a gay voice for jesus (somewhere late s1)
dannys dad iconic homophobia line (cut man)
bulging disk/dick lets go to the video tape (does anyone know what im talking about/what ep this is??)
have two men rub you down with turkish towels until the skin begins to harden 😏 (cut man)
"some bitter drunken lesbian" <- we all try to ignore this line but im trying to be thorough (2x02)
have i forgotten any ??? pls tell me in the tags/replies im crowdsourcing
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shit-talk-turner · 2 months
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okay so im not 100% louise is on tiktok but i dmed her joking around not thinking she would see it and she literally saw it. (i said “hey girl ik u don’t know me but…” in french) and my account has an alexa chung pfp. (not sure if it’s her but if it is i wanted to just share this)
oh wow lol let us know if she does respond haha
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fictionalwhxre · 2 years
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The Freaks
Eddie Munson x OC
Chapter One
A/N: My first posted fic!!! This ones a little short just to start things off. This is my OC that i'm obsessed with right now, I will mostly be posting reader insert fics but this shit has been on my mind for too long. No it probably won't fit along with the actual stranger things story/timeline, yes its very self indulgent. Don't judge me, after V2 im in need of any comfort I can get. Yes this will be part 1.
Word Count: 1.3K
Warnings: Swearing, awkward encounters, honestly not a lot.
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“And so, the reign of Vecna continues!” A chorus of gasps can be heard from around the table before Eddie laughs and sits himself down on his throne. “Alright my fellow men, you fought gallantly but I think we should leave it there for tonight.” He rolls his eyes as the groans of protest begin, “I know I know, but we’ve been at it for 5 hours now.” He barely gets the words out before Dustin shoots out of his seat, “5 Hours?! Are you sure?” Eddie throws a playful glare his way, “Hey! I may be repeating my senior year but I think I know how to tell the time Henderson.”
“Shit, shit!” Lucas exclaims as the three begin packing up their things. The panic on Dustin’s face clear as day, “Oh man, we’re gonna be in so much shit.” Eddie can’t help but laugh at the panic etched in all three of the freshman’s faces. “Aw Henderson, is mommy gonna freak if you're out past bed time?” Mike answers for him as Dustin shoots Eddie a glare, “Worse, its Lou.” Eddie just scoffs imagining whoever this Lou dude was giving them a hard time after their meetings as the three boys usually did run late. “Last time we were this late, Lou made me ride in the boot. The boot! Do I look like I was made to fit in a boot?”
Eddie finally rolled his eyes before turning back to the trio, “Hey, what do you say I walk you out and take the blame for holding you guys up this time?”
Eddie burst through the doors with Dustin, Mike and Lucas trailing close behind, it didn’t take him long to find the boys ride. He could faintly hear Black Sabbath playing through the open doors as he waited to be met with an angry father or something. When he saw ‘Lou’ he choked on air as he realised who it was. Sitting on top of the hood of her car and leaning against her windscreen was Louise, head cheerleader, pretty and preppy. She was the girl that all the guys drooled over, so why was she driving around 3 freshmen to a club considered to be only for losers?
Eddie grabbed Dustin’s shoulder turning the boy to face him, “Louise Evans?! You're telling me ‘Lou’, who picks you up from Hellfire every week is the Louise Evans?” The three looked between themselves before Dustin answered, “Uh yeah? I thought you knew that?” Eddie gives Dustin an incredulous look “But how? Why? Since when?” Lucas laughs at Eddies stuttering questions but is soon silenced with a glare.
Eddie opened his mouth but was cut off by Louise’s voice calling out to them, “There you dipshits are!” She slid off the bonnet of her car before stalking over to the group. Eddie immediately shot up at the sound of her voice. “45 fucking minutes I’ve been waiting!” She hadn’t even noticed him as her angry stare was directed mostly at Dustin, “Okay I know you're mad, but there’s a perfectly good explanation.” Dustin holds his hands up defensively. At this point she just wants to go home, sighing and rubbing her forehead, “Just get in the car.” “But Lou,” Mike pipes up but is cut off by her slightly less patient tone, “Mike so help me god if you are not all in that car in 2 minutes I’m leaving you here.” Before she can ask twice the boys are all running to the car, already arguing about the seats.
After the boys had disappeared Louise suddenly realised the fourth person standing there watching their interactions with wide eyes. She soon perked up after realising who it was, Eddie had always interested Louise, she never believed he deserved the way he was treated, but she had to admit she hadn’t gone out of her way to get to know him. She suddenly realised just how silent it was between the two, “Hey, I’m sorry about that. I love them I do but those boys are going to drive me crazy one day.” For a second Eddie wasn’t sure he was going to be able to answer, watching her smile affectionately while talking about the freshmen made him somehow find her more attractive. He felt like there was a vice on his chest as he suddenly squeezed some words out, “Oh no its fine, totally okay. I, uh, I’m Eddie by the way.” Gesturing to himself and causing Louise to let out a giggle at his awkwardness. Eddie froze for a second, suddenly very self-conscious of himself and the possibility that she was laughing at him. But she soon squashed that, “Of course I know who you are Eddie. I’m Louise, but I’m pretty sure you just know me as some “preppy asshole’ or what was the other one “bimbo cheerleader’?” you teased watching his face redden as he remembered his earlier rant in the cafeteria that day. “You heard that huh?” Eddie grabbed a piece of his hair and played with it anxiously, Louise just nodded letting out a soft giggle, “Shit. Yeah well about that,” he started to apologise awkwardly before she cut him off, “No need, you're not wrong about most of them though.” She flashed him a bright smile and he swears he could just combust right on the spot, as he desperately thinks of something else to say to keep her from leaving.
A loud beep from the car cuts their conversation short as they turn to see all three boys hanging out the windows, “You wanna stay in the parking lot all night be my guest, but some of us have girlfriends we need to call,” Dustin hollers while pointing at himself and mike. Louise turns back to Eddie sighing, “That twerp is really testing me today.” Eddie lets out a semi rigid laugh at the remark, “Yeah Henderson sure is something,” “Isn’t he just. Anyway, I should get them home.” She pauses waiting for him to say more before she fills the silence again, “I’ll see you around, Eddie.” She gives him one last flash of her soft smile before heading back to the car, he could swear he had died in that moment. “Yeah see you around,” he mumbles to himself before watching them leave, music blaring as she speeds away.
It takes him a minute to realise what just happened. Did he, Eddie ‘the freak’ Munson, really just have a nice conversation with a cheerleader? Not only a cheerleader, but Louise Evans, head cheerleader and hottest girl to walk through the doors of Hawkins High. He needed to lie down.
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“Sooooo,” Louis interrupt the boys halfway through the car ride home, “What’s Eddies deal?” Dustin looks at her slightly confused before she continues, “I mean what’s he like? I’ve heard a lot of rumours but he seems…” she pauses trying to think of the right work, a small smile appearing on her face, “He seems sweet.”
“Sweet?” all three seem to gasp at her conclusion before jumping into a chorus of how Eddie isn’t sweet, Epic? Cool? Badass? Sure, but sweet? No.
“I’m just saying he seems nice…” she smirks as she turns to Dustin, “He’s pretty cute too.”
Exaggerated ewws and ughs can be heard from the back seat while Dustin just stares at her like a gaping fish. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” She can’t help but laugh at his expressions, “What? I’m just saying.” “No, no, you never like anyone and now all of a sudden you think Eddie is cute? But he’s our DM.” Louise rolls her eyes trying to settle the boys, “Guys, guys! Calm down, I just said he’s kinda cute, I don’t even know the guy. Don’t stress Dusty-bun, no one is taking your DM away.” The boys eventually fall back into their conversation leaving Louise to think about a certain frizzy haired, brown eyed boy as she drove.
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yxursstrulyyy · 5 months
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he grew on me, im not sorry aboot it. why do i feel like this got hella long?
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‘Stargazer’ Ridge Holland (Luke) x fem!reader
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^after his call up to the main roster, pete introduces reader to his new allies^
- sheamus (stephen) - shot in the dark but im guessing his eyes are somewhere between green and hazel. im going with hazel for the sake of my sanity - im an perpetually anxious person so reader is too, just bare with me - time is an illusion  - a happy place of mine is the great state of vermont so imma use it. im not from there but i got people i love there. *FAKE PARK NAME* - “donna, how the fuck did you manage to put a size thing in a fluff fic?” shhhhhhhhhh
Y/N POV:
Through working in the wardrobe department for WWE and by association, NXT, I met my best friend, Pete. At this point in our friendship, he was more like my brother. When he told me he was going to the main roster for SmackDown and wanted me to do his gear, I was over the moon. He had worked so hard and is getting the run he deserves. He had pulled some strings so I could be there for his debut.
I waited with him in the gorilla as he wanted me to meet his stable-mates. I was always anxious when meeting new people but I knew they would be good people if they were aligned with Pete. I fixed my black skirt and retucked the ‘Bruiserweight’ shirt into it. When I turned around to say something to Pete, I walked into a hard chest “Oh my God. I am so sorry.” I frantically apologized. I looked up to see a tall man with the most beautiful hazel eyes, a cute scruffy beard, dressed in grey slacks, dress shoes, a blazer, and a cap covering his head. The last thing I noticed was my hands on his bare chest. Pulling them away, “Sorry I should have been paying attention-” “Don’t worry love. You must be Y/N.” Way to go on a first impression. “Y/N? Hey you’re the one that made my Royal Rumble gear, aren’t ya?” Another man spoke up; this one I knew. “Yeah, that’s me. Great to see you Stephen.” The handsome wall I walked into had yet to tell me his name. I looked over at him and he was staring at me, leading Stephen to elbow him. “I’m Luke.” he took my hand, kissing the back of it making my face heat up, “What a gentleman you are. Sorry about before. Again.” “Well if you wanted to make it up to me, how about a date after the show?” he said smoothly with a wink. “Y-yes. I would love to!” Stephen laughed, “Don’t make her nervous, Ridgie.” Then Pete came over to the three of us, “I see you’ve met Y/N, lads?” “Someone is already putting the moves on her.” Pete looked at Luke then me. “You know she is like my sister, right? Treat her right, or you’ll never wrestle again.” “Pete!” I scolded. Luke just nodded. They were told it was time to go out so I hugged Pete and told Stephen and Luke good luck. Not without a wink and “See you for our date, love.” from Luke; there was something about him calling me ‘love’ that made my butterflies erupt in my tummy and my heart beat faster. Kayla brought me back to reality, “You and Ridge Holland? I like it.” 
I was talking to Kayla as I waited for the three men to return from their locker room. I noticed her look over my shoulder and smirk then I felt a tap on my shoulder, “You still up for that date?” I nodded and bit my lip as I twirled my hair around my finger. This time he wasn’t shirtless: he was dressed in jeans, basic t-shirt with a leather jacket and sneakers. He somehow looks more handsome. I hugged Kayla goodbye and Luke led me to his rental. He opened the car door for me and even waited until I was buckled to close it. Never had that happen before, I thought. When he got in the driver's seat I had to ask, “Where are we going?” “Well, I actually had asked Pete and he said you were a stargazer. He also told me this is your home state. ‘Louise Creek’ sound familiar?” I couldn’t even articulate how happy I was; my only reaction was reaching over to hug him. “That park means, everything to me. I can’t thank you enough.” “You don’t have to thank me.” 
Having been to this park my whole life, I knew exactly where to go so you could see the moon and the stars perfectly. He opened the door for me to get out and he laid a blanket over the hood of the car. Being much shorter than him, he lifted me by my hips to sit on the blanket, soon taking a seat next to me; us both laying back with his arms wrapped around me. “When I was younger, my friends and I would ride our bikes down here. We’d skip rocks, tightrope walk over fallen trees, even catch frogs in that river down there. I brought one home one day, her name was Wally. Oh you should have seen the look on my mom’s face! I guess begging worked because she let me keep her for a while.” I reminisced. He chuckled, “How’d you know it was a girl? And why Wally?” “I was into science and animals. I was like nine; it seemed like a cool name.” I shrugged. 
We stayed there just looking at the night sky and talking, learning about each other, until I sat up and pointed at something. “Look! A shooting star, make a wish.” Please kiss me. “What did you wish for?” I nudged him, “I can’t tell you or it won’t come true.” “Who made that rule?” I looked up at him “Because this was my wish~” he lifted my chin gently and kissed me softly. My hand went to his cheek in response. When we pulled away, “Well I guess we wished for the same thing.” I whispered. “Cheeky girl.” I couldn’t tell if it was the adrenaline from what just happened or the growing chill in the air but I couldn’t help but shiver. He seemed to notice and wrapped me in his leather jacket that we had our heads on previously. “You look so pretty in my jacket, love.” 
It was time for us to go so as he put the blanket back in the car, I leaned over the bar that separated the parking area from a small hill; thanking all my lucky stars for this night. I felt Luke’s hands on my hips and he planted a kiss to the top of my head. “How would you say our first date went?” I turned my head to look at him, “I’m glad you said ‘first’. I had an amazing time Luke. Thank you.” He turned me to face him as his hands went under the jacket to find their place on my lower back, “Y/N, you don’t have to keep thanking me. Plus, the other part of my wish came true.” I tilted my head confused “What’s that?” “Getting to see the most beautiful woman in my favorite leather.” I hummed, “Maybe another star will fall and we can wish for me to get tossed into a storyline? I can wear it while I watch you kick ass in the ring.” He smiled “You are way too cute to be the bad guy, my love.” I blushed, “Now I’m your love?” “Only if you want to.” My answer was in the form of a kiss with nothing but passion behind it. When we pulled away, his hazel eyes seemed to sparkle in the moonlight. “The answer is yes, Luke.” 
~The Next Morning~ 
When I got up the next morning I saw all the notifications from Instagram. Luke had tagged me in a post? I opened it to see a gorgeously taken picture of me when I was leaning over the bars. 
ridgewwe Found something more beautiful than the moon 🐸
His nod to Wally made me smile even more. I checked my text messages to see one from him:
My Gentleman: Hope you slept well princess. I’m sorry we couldn’t stay the night together. Pete and Stephen would never leave us alone. If you don’t have plans, dinner at 7?
Y/N: they are quite nosey. i’d love to! don’t be late!
My Gentleman: Wouldn’t dream of it my love
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