this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

abby fic coming soon…

i'm sorry for the absence of new fics, i'm dealing with massive writer's block rn :/ but i'm working my hardest to push through it, and i have two fics i'm working on rn. no guarantee on how long it'll take for me to finish them, but which one should i focus on first?

i'm sorry for the absence of new fics, i'm dealing with massive writer's block rn :/ but i'm working my hardest to push through it, and i have two fics i'm working on rn. no guarantee on how long it'll take for me to finish them, but which one should i focus on first?

ignoring how emotionally devastating the episode was I love how once joel accepted he was a Dad again he went from reluctant father figure to full blown dad mode. did not hold back. found ellie’s favorite food and a board game for them to play. took her to the zoo (the giraffe feeding scene). asked her if she was ok in the most gentle way possible. told her stories about sarah. compared her to sarah bc they’re both his daughters. told ellie how proud he was of her / how much he cared for her. opened up. said “we’re going home”. murdered dozens of people for her. brought her on a hike. you know. normal dad stuff 

mfw this man who is capable of unimaginable violence and anger and destruction fulfils his life's purpose as some teenage girl's lame dad

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

Yk that thing where sometimes during a core workout you can actually cum because of the muscle stimulation??

Im imagining that but with gymrat!Abby who was probably so concentrated on her reps that she didn’t even notice it until it happened, just these little sparks of pleasure and sensitivity in her abdomen that made her shudder and gasp and try not to moan out loud. And rather than picking up where she left off (when she’s certainly still too sensitive to continue), she instead comes home to make you fuck a proper one out of her. There wouldn’t even be enough time to take off your clothes before she throws you on the couch and starts fucking herself against you.

But because of what happened at the gym she’d be so fucking sensitive and shaky, every touch making her let out broken up moans as she’d buck her hips into yours, making a sticky mess between her legs. And even after she’d already cum, you’d still feel her grinding her hips hard against yours while shivering from the overstimulation, until her kisses and sucks turn sloppy, until her pants and moans turn into whines and pleads, until that little damp patch turns into her shorts being entirely drenched. She’d probably try to play it off later and say it was from how wet she was, but you’d know the truth - that Abby was so fucking sensitive that she came in her pants. All from a little workout.

i'm sorry for the absence of new fics, i'm dealing with massive writer's block rn :/ but i'm working my hardest to push through it, and i have two fics i'm working on rn. no guarantee on how long it'll take for me to finish them, but which one should i focus on first?

PJ: We need to be adults. Meaning: no homicides, no robberies.

Hazel: What about arson?

PJ: Arson is okay. We can do a little bit of arson, as a treat.

face reveal!! (its prom night :D)

Disney really did be all like “introducing, for a limited time only, the Disney Princess of your dreams, sad wet cat feral sword lesbian Kit Tanthalos, featuring a stolen brother, mommy issues, an abandonment complex, a girlfriend, and otherwise known as the best fuckin Disney Princess of all time. but don’t get too used to it bc you get her for like. six months. congrats”

Who needs Flynn Rider when we can get Rapunzel and Cas!

It would send the lesbians and sapphics to the hospital.

joel when he knows ellie is safe: *actively dying / has not moved or spoken in days*

joel when he knows ellie is in danger: *wakes himself out of a feverish dream state, stands up for the first time since getting stabbed, strangles a man with his bare hands in a sudden burst of strength, ambushes another, duct tapes a guy to a chair and tortures him, murders them for being involved in taking ellie, walks miles in the cold to find her, all while carrying her backpack bc he knows her belongings are important to her, “its ok babygirl”* 

i'm working on a longer abby fic, i'm just having insane writer's block rn :/ sorry i've been gone for a bit, but i hope you guys like this!!

"just relax baby. you do this to me all the time, you can take it," you said, dragging the tip of the strap through abby's folds, her breath hitching when it brushed over her clit.

"i know. it's just- i've never..." abby trailed off, her cheeks painted in a soft blush.

a smile grew on your face as you looked down at your girlfriend. "you mean to tell me you've never been fucked before?"

she nodded shyly, her timid manner somewhat of a stark contrast to her usual personality, but you couldn't help but find it adorable.

"oh, my poor baby. don't worry, i'll go easy on you. this time."

lining up the strap with her dripping pussy, you slowly pushed in. abby whined at the feeling, the stretch from your cock being a new sensation entirely. you inched your way in, watching her reactions closely to make sure she was enjoying it as much as you were. because seeing your big, strong girlfriend fall apart underneath you? that was a sight you could never get sick of.

tags: @velvet-sugarcookie @fictionalgap @ihyperfixatetoomuch @marsworlddd

"just relax baby. you do this to me all the time, you can take it," you said, dragging the tip of the strap through abby's folds, her breath hitching when it brushed over her clit.

"i know. it's just- i've never..." abby trailed off, her cheeks painted in a soft blush.

a smile grew on your face as you looked down at your girlfriend. "you mean to tell me you've never been fucked before?"

she nodded shyly, her timid manner somewhat of a stark contrast to her usual personality, but you couldn't help but find it adorable.

"oh, my poor baby. don't worry, i'll go easy on you. this time."

lining up the strap with her dripping pussy, you slowly pushed in. abby whined at the feeling, the stretch from your cock being a new sensation entirely. you inched your way in, watching her reactions closely to make sure she was enjoying it as much as you were. because seeing your big, strong girlfriend fall apart underneath you? that was a sight you could never get sick of.

tags: @velvet-sugarcookie @fictionalgap @ihyperfixatetoomuch @marsworlddd

someone just sent me a link through my asks. i’m so confused???