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skiipst · 1 year

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more fem xie lian because i said so.

#tgcf #id build a temple for her #this is what i call the woman #ti guan ci fu #heaven’s official blessing #xie lian #fem xie lian #crown prince of xianle #crown princess of xianle #her highness

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littlepawz · 8 months

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A funny and true story about the Queen:

Around 2005, the Queen and her Personal Protection Officer, Dick Griffin, were walking alone one afternoon in the hills near the Scottish royal castle, Balmoral.

Two tourists approached them, and engaged in conversation. Griffin recalls:

"There were two hikers coming towards us, and the Queen would always stop and say hello.

"They were two Americans on a walking holiday.

"It was clear from the moment we stopped that they hadn't recognised the Queen, which was fine.

"The American gentleman was telling the Queen where they came from, where they were going next, and where they'd been in Britain.

"I could see it coming, and sure enough, he said to Her Majesty: 'And where do you live?'

"She replied: 'Well I live in London, but I've got a holiday home just the other side of the hills.'

"He said: 'How long have you been coming up here?'

"She replied: 'I've been coming up here ever since I was a little girl, so over 80 years.'

"You could see the cogs whirring, so he said: 'Well, if you've been coming up here for over 80 years, you must have met the Queen.'

"Quick as a flash, she said: 'I haven't, but Dick here meets her regularly.'

The hiker then asked Griffin what the monarch was like in person.

"Because I was with her a long time, and I knew I could pull her leg, I said: 'Oh, she can be very cantankerous at times, but she's got a lovely sense of humour.'

"The next thing I knew, this guy comes round, puts his arm around my shoulder, and before I could see what was happening, he gets his camera, GIVES IT TO THE QUEEN, and says: 'Can you take a picture of the two of us?'

"Then we swapped places, and I TOOK A PICTURE OF THEM WITH THE QUEEN.

"And we never let on, and we waved goodbye.

"Afterwards, Her Majesty said to me: 'I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he shows those photographs to his friends in America, and hopefully someone tells him who I am'."

#HRH #Queen Elizabeth II #Her Highness #Queen Elizabeth humour #funny royals #LOL #aww #RIP #<3 #true stories #wow #Surprise!!#the original Lillibet

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merrick-of-violet · 3 months

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Not to gush over my own character or anything, but...

HELLO? Just... I mean... gorgeous! Literal royalty! Badass babygirl! Love!

#musings #her highness #royal princess au #face claim #my edit #🥰🥰🥰🥰

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18shadesofmay · 24 days

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they decided to name her whisky so i legally changed her to mau. she’s my mau now. and she’s pregnant, the naughty brat.

#pics #her highness

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noperopesaredope · 6 months

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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flamingrubys · 1 month

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"You come to my lair, what do you seek? Power? Wealth? Perhaps me?" - Vasilisa

Mistral had heard rumors of the vampire only recently learning of the location, her eyes would narrow as she eyed the woman up and down as if trying to see her intent before saying. "generally I was seeking you I heard of you and wondered excatly what has brought you here? im familiar enough with vampires but im curious what made you want to make your lair here?"

#her highness #pinklocksoflove

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elainiisms · 5 months

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female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

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polarsirens · 5 days

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i am not at all caught up with fantasy high freshman and sophomore year but i’ve jumped into the middle of things and this today nearly made me bawl

life kinda sucks and i haven’t time to enjoy my comfort media but junior year’s been…. it’s really been a wonderful thing to have this to look forward to every week

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy #d20 #fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers #ayda aguefort #figueroth faeth #my art #hello people. how long has it been good lord #deepest thanks to the phoenix lover whom i only know by her absence #and the most poetic and romantic letter i’ve read in a long time

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ribbittrobbit · 2 months

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these kids are incredibly stressed out

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sylvansleuth · 2 months

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Riz, you fucking cracked it!

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 #dropout #brian murphy #brennan lee mulligan #emily axford #ally beardsley #riz gukgak #we love a big brain murph moment #but also emily's hearteyes @ her husband kfadkfjgnf #sylvansleuthings

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angsty-art-ist · 1 month

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certified coolkid moment: finding the rotting corpse of your classmate in the woods

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spinaholi · 12 days

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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

#sandra lynn if u have 0 fans i am dead i love her so much #also sorry to garty o’brien they r more than just sexy pirate i just thought it was funny to end it like that #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #d20 #fhjy #sandra lynn faeth #spina speaks

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chushanye · 26 days

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The "the average solesian meets 3 gods in their lifetime" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average solesian meets no gods in their life. Kristen Applebees, who has died so many times that she meets 2 gods per year, is an outlier and should not be counted.

#im just imagining her talking to someone like 'so how did you meet your god?' and they look at her dumbfounded #like she had no frame of reference of what a normal person goes through #kristen applebees #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

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kipper-face-penny-bottle · 3 months

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Headcanon that Fig was just as much of a wonderful nightmare when she was preppy. I think she ordered frappucinos with a pump of every syrup. I think she tried that get the cheerleading coach to shoot her out of a cannon as part of the routine.

#there’s no way her change of aesthetic made her a completely different human being #fig faeth #figueroth faeth #fig dimension 20 #fig d20 #d20 #dimension 20 #d20 fh #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 fantasy high #d20 fhjy #fhjy #fh

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canisalbus · 1 day

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*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Ludovica #vertopus #Vaschete lore #I may still tweak the markings this isn't 100% guaranteed final design #might make her colors a bit more reddish perhaps #but you know this is the general vibe #she was originally inspired by brittany spaniels and one of my old unused characters #to be fair the whole thing was built around the idea that she should have strong eyebrows and green theme color #again jury is still out on the renaissance hairstyle/head piece I'll try to come up with something #still trying to get a good grasp of the girlfriend too #she's most likely her lady-in-waiting or other court companion #essentially a woman of high social class whose job is to accompany a noblewoman and assist her on her daily activities #a best friend more or less #conch snail hours #she will kick anyone's ass. she will kick your ass. she will kick your dog's ass. she will kick her own ass.

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beybuniki · 19 days

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they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :')#anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️#and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee.#and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :')#and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw)#idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all)#but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au:#fishing

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